that's lawful or neutral evil. the guy lets his reaction to the joke decide the rats fate. stupid mfers always calling everything by the biggest emphatic
(Although in case anyone is wondering, no, there are not any quests involving talking rats. It *does* have some cool guild interactions though, like the Mages Guild might ask you to deliver something, with a warning that the Thieves Guild may send someone to steal it, but if you're in the Thieves Guild as well, they'll send you a letter saying something along the lines of "Good job getting the Mages' trust", and you can deliver the item to them instead. Then your reputation with the respective factions will change depending on your choice, which affects the kinds of quests and services you can access. Pretty much all of the factions have interactions with each other)
@@Malphorus well see I am going to tell the original quest giver if he can't beat the 130 hes gonna get the cap and he will offer the 150 and then I will go back to the rat and unless he can beat the 150..
I literally said “it squeaks” before the punchline. I’m stupid, so if I can guess the punchline to a joke,it’s not a good one. Not worth skimping out a 100 easy g’s over
why are we calling 1800's speaking etiquette the dlc of english now? (this is genuinely a question I don't want "It's funny" unless that's the only reason lol)
Bro missed out on the alternate questline where you guide the rat family to the lost kingdom of Rattopia and crown the rat’s oldest daughter (Rattilda) as the Queen of Rattopia. Gives you a crazy amount of experience and access to some of the best stealth gear in the game, as well as advanced level jokes from the rat himself.
The joke "What sound does a rat's door make? Squeak" is extraordinarily humorous due to its clever play on words and the simplicity of the punchline. It leverages a classic setup and twist format, where the setup leads the audience to expect a mundane answer, possibly related to an actual door sound, but instead delivers a witty and unexpected punchline. The humor lies in the anthropomorphization of the rat, attributing it a door, which in itself is a humorous mental image. The punchline "squeak" is not only a sound commonly associated with rats but also cleverly aligns with the imagined sound of a rat's door, drawing a parallel between the squeaky sound of a door hinge and the high-pitched squeak of a rat. This duality enriches the joke, making it enjoyable on multiple levels. Furthermore, the joke's brevity and simplicity make it accessible to a wide audience, allowing it to be easily shared and appreciated without the need for complex context or explanation. The humor is enhanced by the element of surprise, as the audience's expectations are subverted in an amusing and light-hearted manner. This combination of wordplay, imagery, and unexpectedness contributes to the joke's extraordinary humor.
@@soloanima1I thought the implication was that the quest giver said "that was fast" which could of either that he was surprised that he finished fast or that he 'finished' fast...
Good ole buggerfall. Where the slow kids never got out of Privateer's Hold while i got bored of the main quest and became a menace towards all ancient liches and vampire ancients.
@lars-erikstrid2278 it's a great power fantasy nothing quite like accidentally getting infinite magika cause you happen to get the one vampire race with a free damaging spell you can absorb flying around shooting infinite death in broad daylight cause daggerfals shield spells didnt suck
Child of Light had a “rats in the basement” quest but the quest giver lied and we had to slay eldritch fire ghosts in a lava infested basement. Very fun
Ngl, I'd like to make a character that gets sent on a basic quest like that, but spares the rats, and because of this, rats actively bring you trinkets and more numbers until your The Rat Lord, and capable of demolishing kingdoms with your rodent empire.
"Hero! Please! The children of the town have gone missing, we need your help!" "Hey strange man do you know where the missing kids are?" "Yeah but you gotta exterminate the rats in my house before I tell you" "Okay" ... "Did it. Now where are the town children" "I turned them into rats"
When he said "What could a rat possibly have to offer me" I was so sure the rat would say "110 gold" and the guy would switch sides on the spot
i was expecting something like that too
I was expecting 500gp
What if he just took the rats gold and then did the quest anyways
@@twelve_bottles_of_ketchupgame logic you have to complete the quest to get the reward. And if you kill the rat they will have 5g on them.
I was thinking it would be 101 gold
That door joke was worth more than 100g
Yeah, more than a hundred groans.
He got both money and the banger of a joke.
Worth a fireball
Yeah he had to hear it and then dispose of the creator so he could use it in his magic show down the road without problems
but he already got the joke, so the stonks would be to still get the 100g
I was half expecting the twist to be that the rat had an incredibly beautiful human wife
Same
As was I, although that would raise questions I don’t know if I want answered
@@ikeking6797Soul of kindness from undertale?
Literally same
The rat’s wife was Jessica Rabbit
okay but why is that voice for the rat so adorable tho😭
It sounds like cartman
@@conorwasson4727 it sounds like a younger cartman
ikr
Sounds like the unicorns in Charlie the Unicorn
get pet rats
Damn taking the joke and still offing the rat is straight up betrayal. You found a way to chaotic evil the "rats in my basement" quest
whats your alternative solution?
@Comment27560 Relocating the rats
Technically lawful evil since he honored the contract no matter the moral implications.
that's lawful or neutral evil. the guy lets his reaction to the joke decide the rats fate. stupid mfers always calling everything by the biggest emphatic
The joke was actually funny
"I'll let you lay with me" the fear in his voice is everything!!😂
😅
It was beautiful 😂😂😂😂
Worried he'd like it. I'm sure, 😉
😅😂
“Me love you long time.”
It's the winking skeever 😂
the squeak joke was so cute though
Yeah I actually laughed a bit 😆
It was fitting 😂
I laugh to all forms of humor. It made me giggle. 😅
I thought he was gonna live xd
His mistake was telling it before he was spared
For anyone curious the game is The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall
(Although in case anyone is wondering, no, there are not any quests involving talking rats. It *does* have some cool guild interactions though, like the Mages Guild might ask you to deliver something, with a warning that the Thieves Guild may send someone to steal it, but if you're in the Thieves Guild as well, they'll send you a letter saying something along the lines of "Good job getting the Mages' trust", and you can deliver the item to them instead. Then your reputation with the respective factions will change depending on your choice, which affects the kinds of quests and services you can access. Pretty much all of the factions have interactions with each other)
@@SebastianJVWhe meant the game he was referencing?genius.
@@Nicotine600 op knows that bud, he was adding additional context to the original comment
Started playing it on my phone recently, wow it's hard
I don’t remember this quest
Rat:
_Kill the human in my attic and I’ll give you 110 gold!_
*protagonist switches sides*
gotta be atleast 130 we ain't gonna keep doing these slight increases
Agreed @@darkestgreenmewtwo
@@darkestgreenmewtwo 150% who taught you how to haggle?
ez im the 1000th like
@@Malphorus well see I am going to tell the original quest giver if he can't beat the 130 hes gonna get the cap and he will offer the 150 and then I will go back to the rat and unless he can beat the 150..
“The hardest choices…require the strongest of wills…”
Thx darth furby
I would have let it live for that joke. That's a high quality word play. Dude gets to have rats in the basement now.
E
Little comedians
Same I would have spared him
I would've betrayed the shopkeeper for that joke and protect the rat with my life
I literally said “it squeaks” before the punchline. I’m stupid, so if I can guess the punchline to a joke,it’s not a good one. Not worth skimping out a 100 easy g’s over
His voice was so cute! Even as he... screamed in agony...
I like your pfp !
Deadass thought they sounded like Cartman from south park
@@akimbo4637 thank you! I made it myself a few years back :)
@@high-definition 1000%
@@ariannasv22 it's really nice
First Mans speaking like he has limited edition speaking rights
Rat speaking like he has limited edition squeaking rights
@@refertomeasdylan9999 real
why are we calling 1800's speaking etiquette the dlc of english now? (this is genuinely a question I don't want "It's funny" unless that's the only reason lol)
@WubuForjis My theory is that it is limited edition, because you could only get it back then.
😂😂😂
YOURE A MONSTER, HE WAS SO CUTE AND THE JOKE WAS INCREDIBLE NOOO MR RATTTTT
Haha I wanted to comment something nearly identical. Vengeance for the rats! 😭
We need revenge for them
This skit had so many set ups and the fact that they went with none of the twists made it even more funny
“Money well spent”
Should’ve saved it for fixing the house once it burns down 😂
@@Bobthecube812 this got so old and lame
He already insured it, and made sure it covers fireballing adventurers.
it wouldn't have burned if he didn't pay the guy in the first place
Bro makin Daggerfall memes, what a wonderful time to be alive
It had arena music so idk
@@scorpionx1012it was also used in Daggerfall, so yes and no
Lmao I thought it was witcher 💀💀
@@iusemyrealnamebeforewas that door sound affect used in daggerfall too? I remember it from arena
@@ub3rfr3nzy94 both, they reuse both sounds and soundtrack
First daggerfall meme I've seen
And the most popular one too
Bro missed out on the alternate questline where you guide the rat family to the lost kingdom of Rattopia and crown the rat’s oldest daughter (Rattilda) as the Queen of Rattopia. Gives you a crazy amount of experience and access to some of the best stealth gear in the game, as well as advanced level jokes from the rat himself.
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL SAID EVERYTHING
I would absolutely spare them for that joke. 10/10.
Yes but also spare them for talking.
With that intelligence it's no longer an animal.
@@Scarletraven87 I was thinking this. He seemed to be as smart as a human, which makes killing it seem unethical.
Right! I fully expected him to walk up and kill the innkeeper instead.
The rat's offer gets worse lmao💀
*better
@@tulin_enjoyeroh nah
@@tulin_enjoyer fatherless degen alert
@@The_Catalyst573 ...yeah
I mean the wife is ugly the rat is a rat and the joke was pretty funny so it does get better
You must now face the Rat King for your crimes.
That’s not what a Rat King is.
@@TerrasScourge Woosh
@@TerrasScourge A Rat King are several rats whose tails have become intertwined. One by one they all die.
@@Riverr5 I know, that’s what my original reply was referring to.
Join the rat king would be worse 😊
Bro was offered rat poom poom and he rejected it😢
The joke "What sound does a rat's door make? Squeak" is extraordinarily humorous due to its clever play on words and the simplicity of the punchline. It leverages a classic setup and twist format, where the setup leads the audience to expect a mundane answer, possibly related to an actual door sound, but instead delivers a witty and unexpected punchline. The humor lies in the anthropomorphization of the rat, attributing it a door, which in itself is a humorous mental image. The punchline "squeak" is not only a sound commonly associated with rats but also cleverly aligns with the imagined sound of a rat's door, drawing a parallel between the squeaky sound of a door hinge and the high-pitched squeak of a rat. This duality enriches the joke, making it enjoyable on multiple levels. Furthermore, the joke's brevity and simplicity make it accessible to a wide audience, allowing it to be easily shared and appreciated without the need for complex context or explanation. The humor is enhanced by the element of surprise, as the audience's expectations are subverted in an amusing and light-hearted manner. This combination of wordplay, imagery, and unexpectedness contributes to the joke's extraordinary humor.
thanks chatgpt
I like the implications that the quest giver laid with the rats, that's why he needed someone else to do it
i didnt see this implications?
@@origin4659the implication of it is the fact that the rat was so certain it would work
@@soloanima1That sounds like a real “Stretch”.
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@@soloanima1I thought the implication was that the quest giver said "that was fast" which could of either that he was surprised that he finished fast or that he 'finished' fast...
the rat had to have learned that behavior from somewhere, and the npc seemed pretty keen on getting rid of the rats
Man i love daggerfall
I fucking knew it was daggerfall
I can hear the shop music in my head now
Good ole buggerfall. Where the slow kids never got out of Privateer's Hold while i got bored of the main quest and became a menace towards all ancient liches and vampire ancients.
@lars-erikstrid2278 it's a great power fantasy nothing quite like accidentally getting infinite magika cause you happen to get the one vampire race with a free damaging spell you can absorb flying around shooting infinite death in broad daylight cause daggerfals shield spells didnt suck
@@lars-erikstrid2278sad you have to download like a gazillion mods to make it work half the time, I still love it though.
The voice was so cute 😭 I would’ve taken him as my pet
All I’m saying is, that rat has better dialogue, and the peasant probably has the reward money in his pocket.
This feels like when the shrimp were begging for their lives in Shark Tale
I feel so bad for that poor rat...
"Rat Just Died"
Seems im not the only one 😢
If the rat really didn't want to die he should've built his own house and paid taxes like everyone else.
To think the door joke actually landed... well, not with that dude, but it WAS funny 😂
It'd be funny if he stole the joke afterwards.
That door joke would make me give up the 100G 😂😂😂 I pissed myself
Child of Light had a “rats in the basement” quest but the quest giver lied and we had to slay eldritch fire ghosts in a lava infested basement. Very fun
Underrated game!
I would definitely have spared him after that joke
I wonder how both of the rats meet and fell in love considering the rat wife looks uh...
well to be fair she looks weird because she's covered in feeding babies lol
She’s beautiful! How dare you denounce her looks! Heathen!
Tf you mean? She's gorgeous, the apple of my eye!
Rat: Spare me I have a family please.
Well like a blue cat once said "Good, we'll come for them next!"
Where is this from?
@@bigmoe9856 The Amazing World of Gumball.
“At least I get to keep my dignity”
You have no soul man, that rat was the sweetest
Adventurer:"sorry, that joke actually made me chuckle "
homeowner: "not again!"
Thank you rat for the joke, it made my day
DAGGERFALL!? In a UA-cam short?! I’m honestly grinning ear to ear this is fucking great
I know this was a treat to see
Daggerfall my beloved ❤
@@DUNESDAY_ART duuuuuude freakin daggerfall is my favorite in the series ngl
I probably had the stupidest face when I watch the entire short
You know the rat missed one bargaining offer. You see he did separate offers. However, he didn’t include both
That joke was just absolutely adorable 😂 would've let that thing live just for the little "squeak"
"I'm not gonna lay with any rats" your loss bro * unzips *
rat turns around preparing for the worst a second passes and the feels a sharp object nearing his…………
@@meowsicalesdarkshadow5825 STOP STOP STOP
NO MORE
@@meowsicalesdarkshadow5825 don't listen to him, tell me the rest
𝙷𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚎𝚝... 𝙷𝚎 𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑.𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚢.@@meowsicalesdarkshadow5825
DAGGERFALL SKITS
never thought I'd see a day where these were made
The rats voice 😭
The rat kinda sounds like Cartman, ngl😂
Ratatouille failed and burnt the basement
Clear the vermin in the basement
Clears the rats
Not my pets....the spiders
-"she's the apple of my eye"
-"she's a rat"
Well... so is he
I never expected that he would do daggerfall
Honestly, I'd just be like: "Leave this place and dont come back. If you do, your life is forfeit"
"squak" that was so cute though
Bro missed out on two great opportunities/investments 😔
No way a Daggerfall skit in 2024?? I love this
I do remember the book of unwritten tales 2 had a similar joke, told by a rat.
-What do mice like to play?
-Hide and squeak. 😊
Love the resolution changes. It's like stream Jackson talking to shorts Jackson.
Man, his wife looks kinda busy...
I didn't expect a daggerfall parody
"Money well spent"😆
my humor is so broken i laughed at the door joke
I like the fact that even through the pixels you can see that the pixelated guy and the normal guy are the same person
I woulda told the rats to go to another basement. The joke was funny enough to me.
I don’t think so have ever seen a Daggerfall meme, this is new, and I love it
That joke was worth letting him live 😭
"i have a family please" im not sure if thats gonna make it better or worse
Ngl, I'd like to make a character that gets sent on a basic quest like that, but spares the rats, and because of this, rats actively bring you trinkets and more numbers until your The Rat Lord, and capable of demolishing kingdoms with your rodent empire.
I was not expecting to see Daggerfall on this channel, but I love it
It brings me so much joy to know that the Jackson field is a fan of daggerfall
I know right!
Aight in all fairness, that joke was actually dope, I'd let him live 😂
that rat is way cuter then most of the rats you see in daggerfall
Daggerfall goes hard
The poor rat 😂
Why am I tempted to take the rat's offer 😂😂
That’s crazy
Nah you down bad
Which one....?
@@usernameqxq8539 all of them😭
The rat sounding like Eric cartman is hilarious 😂
The rat sounds like Cartman when he voices his Polly Prissypants doll 😂
Wtf this was so random😂
Is that a Rat King or a Rat Queen? (it's a phenomenon)
I think it's just a bunch of baby rats suckling on their mother.
The rat is not a costume😭😭
Damn that man's room looks so comfy for some reason
The fact that I already guessed the joke means the rats life was over
Just me or did the mouse sound like Cartman?
Imagine the rat was a daedric prince or something
*me who usually takes the sparing route when it comes to these kinds of quests*
Please stop laying with rats.
The rat: do you want the 100g they offered you or a millionaire tip?
"money well spent... he even took care of my fornification"
BRO THE RATS VOICE HAS ME DYING OF LAUGHTER
Me when rat - 🗿
I love how offering an uninformed and unwilling rat wife, is seen as sweet. That doesn't perpetuate anything at all.
He killed da rat
Now he gon get PTSD
Post Task Squeaking Doors
😂😂😂
I was like: Hehe! How about you live with me for unlimited jokes?
That rat joke was priceless
The twist is he has a crispy dead rat fantasy going on - plus 100 gold now.
Mr.Rat your line was, “I know where the homeowner keeps his valuables.”
That rat joke unironically made me laugh.
"Hero! Please! The children of the town have gone missing, we need your help!" "Hey strange man do you know where the missing kids are?" "Yeah but you gotta exterminate the rats in my house before I tell you" "Okay" ... "Did it. Now where are the town children" "I turned them into rats"
If I had talking rats in my basement I would never get rid of them. At least not until I confirmed my schizophrenia diagnosis.
He earned his keep throughout dedication of willingness of sacrifice and well, that joke was well worth his life 😂😂😂
"I'll give you 110 gp to deal with the humans in my attic." -Rat