At that point I'd just ask how much cash he has access to and politely ask him to get some. Take a bit for yourself too, this is a robbery who's gonna know, have some chinese tonight
Speaking as a former banker, this is fcuking hilarious! Also, even if I did give you my keys (or combinations, actually), you still wouldn't be able to actually get anything out of the "safe." It's on a time delay and needs two different combinations that different people hold.
I have some experience in this department. I was on jury service for a bank robber. The gang of bank robbers robbed two banks and only got less than two thousand dollars. The banks have time locks and CCTV. They then robbed a pub that had gambling machines and got twenty three thousand dollars. No security and no time locks. From then on banks were out, they just robbed pubs with gambling machines. Its pretty much impossible to rob a bank and get rich today.
@@ellejee74 It's less they have no money, and more a fact of the place that exists purely as an exchange of money, has the best security in regards to money. Who would have thought? It's not like their entire existence is about this literal one thing or anything.
That’s a famous line by Mae West . In February 1936 she was at Los Angeles Railway Station . A police officer was assigned to escort her home .She said to him ‘ Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ?’ She then delivered the same line in the movie ‘She Done Him Wrong’ . That line now has been used millions of times, often with slight variations .
I know this is a joke but did you hear the story of a young Ghanaian man who was 'attracted' to the teller, they $h0+ him (he survived) cz they thought 'it' was a &un. I can't 😥
@@cherrymetha3185 I thought of a similar thing from a song called "Daddy Cop" from the show "The Rookie" one verse said "Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Lol 😂
The robber flashing the peace sign at the end for Rudy's social media story, lol! And Rudy was fantastic playing the roles of two very different bank tellers.
Just like that guy from a year or two ago went into a coffee shop (or hair salon) and yelled out "yo, this is a robbery! Everybody give me your money!" But everybody ignored him and he quietly left.
That's exactly the vibe of my office filled with gen zs, every one of us would point to their forehead if a robber comes or just take a picture with him
I always feel a little dumb when I think about it, but when I was a kid, I thought that all the gay people were in relationships, like how can you be gay if you don't have a same sex partner? Oh, yeah, the same way I can be single as a straight person 😂
One of my friends was "held up" like this when she worked in a bank. Same deal: she didn't have access to any vaults or safes. They were interrupted at one point by the customer she had previously helped, who had a question about the ATM. It ended with the attempted robber and my friend staring at each other, and then him walking out quietly in defeat.
Really sums up the workplace temperament! I had a scam caller tell me that an officer was going to come and arrest me! I told him I’d be happy to wait for him to show!
The thing is, Rudy is just too damn good at what he does! He really is full-sprectrum talented. When I see his videos I'm just so blown away sometimes; the guy can make me and the rest of the world crack up so much--or leave them with the best smile! 🤗💫
That dialogue was so natural I genuinely didn’t realize the two bank employees were the same person
All 3 are the Rudy😊😊
I forget every time until someone points it out 😂😂😂
😮nah uh....
And the robber
I had no clue
the way the robber poses at the end like he just accepts defeat
Robber: man I'm done dude, whatever ✌️
@Angel_14101 😂😂😂
At that point I'd just ask how much cash he has access to and politely ask him to get some. Take a bit for yourself too, this is a robbery who's gonna know, have some chinese tonight
ole. mole.
Aye. Tag me bro 😂
Robber being robbed. Not his money but his dignity as a robber. 😂
Mission failed twice 😹
The robber can file a case for mental abuse and harassment.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
He got emotional damage.
Speaking as a former banker, this is fcuking hilarious! Also, even if I did give you my keys (or combinations, actually), you still wouldn't be able to actually get anything out of the "safe." It's on a time delay and needs two different combinations that different people hold.
Robbing banks isn't what it was like in the good old days :'(
Wow, that's awesome
So kidnap two bank tellers....got it
@LilyUnicorn That's assuming you can get the right people with the right combinations
@JayeEllis I'm not sure correcting people's plans to rob you is the best idea in the world, but I've been wrong before 😂😂
‘Workplace harassment’ except the entire workplace is harassing the criminal
Now that’s a world where people actually use their brains to confuse the heck out of the robber
Yaaaa
Next episode: "The robber goes to HR to file a complaint." 😂
And the robber would be able to sue in the big cities of the US.
yo guys is that shockwave from TFP?
"He thinks we have the keys to the safe".
So much truth in that one line.
Truth is underage you can't say that
@@pena014💀
He said “Blud thinks” not he thinks
hahha that laugh is hilarious
Same thing @@YourCommonSinner
This has to be your best sketch yet
It has ever kind of joke u can imagine!
Yup!!! For sure Bro!!
no its his worst
@@LugerP40 dude why?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅
I have some experience in this department. I was on jury service for a bank robber. The gang of bank robbers robbed two banks and only got less than two thousand dollars. The banks have time locks and CCTV. They then robbed a pub that had gambling machines and got twenty three thousand dollars. No security and no time locks. From then on banks were out, they just robbed pubs with gambling machines. Its pretty much impossible to rob a bank and get rich today.
Yeah right!?! The banks ain't got no money!!🤭🤣
@@ellejee74 It's less they have no money, and more a fact of the place that exists purely as an exchange of money, has the best security in regards to money. Who would have thought? It's not like their entire existence is about this literal one thing or anything.
Yeah, now we just have banks robbing everyone else. Lol
Oh that's not where the money is these days.
Thanks for the info🥰
I love how violated he looked when that guy was like "that's not a gun huh?" lol
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You "love it"?👀
"you're hard man? That's not a gun?" Had me dying!!😂😂😂
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That’s a famous line by Mae West . In February 1936 she was at Los Angeles Railway Station . A police officer was assigned to escort her home .She said to him ‘ Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ?’ She then delivered the same line in the movie ‘She Done Him Wrong’ . That line now has been used millions of times, often with slight variations .
I burst out laughing in the office at that part 😂
I know this is a joke but did you hear the story of a young Ghanaian man who was 'attracted' to the teller, they $h0+ him (he survived) cz they thought 'it' was a &un. I can't 😥
@@cherrymetha3185 I thought of a similar thing from a song called "Daddy Cop" from the show "The Rookie" one verse said "Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Lol 😂
*Robber calls police to report two bank employees harrassing him*
An uno reverse situation 💀
"I'm being held up at the bank officer. These two wouldn't give me my money when I asked for it."
I work for an ethics and compliance hotline. I can confirm I had an anonymous call reporting two bank employees harassing the caller.
Lol. 🤣
Probably could do that in NYC now...
Rudy has become a helluva actor. His pacing in this one is very quick and natural. I'm a big fan of the second bank employee.
Robber: " sigh... alright, are you guys hiring?😭
20 years time investment plan to rob bank for several hundred thousands of dollars
"We'll rob the bank month by month... By taking pay checks!"
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That's in the Onion Movie, that clip comes up every few months.
“…and then they made sexual innuendos about my “gun” officer 😭”
😂😂
😭
LOL!
Yeah......lolol...😂❤😂❤
😂
"They can be hard too"
"Yeah they can.. pause.. yoooo"
That whole part got me bawlin🤣
“So that’s not a gun?”
Especially after being told the bank employee is gay and single 😂
@@Shamiterrificdidn't catch that at first when watching, but its absolute genius
To everyone in this chat, Jesus is calling you today. Come to him, repent from your sins, bear his cross and live the victorious life..
@@JesusPlsSaveMe
Why?
The robber flashing the peace sign at the end for Rudy's social media story, lol! And Rudy was fantastic playing the roles of two very different bank tellers.
Blud thinks i have the keys to the safe... Hilarious 😂😂
Didn't think we'd ever hear Rudy say blud lol
@@rbaeye
@@Mikaelbarcena Your profile pictures made me think rbae replied to himself because of the colors lmao.
@@Felix_Carvalho ah yes, wall-e and beast gohan look the same
Blud thinks he's part of the skit he watched... Hilarious 😂
"Yo, tag me bro." Had me dying!😂😂😂😂😂
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😂😂
"Gotta get my social media engagement up fam" 😂😂💯💯 FACTS
@@TeaLurker Well, now there are 5.3K comments!!! plus this one.
“Yo tag me bro” whenever anything happens 😂
Are there more with chill Tristian? These characters are hilarious.
I just think the voice in which the robber continues to speak makes it even more hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Lol
“Robbers can be hard as well”
Was the worst choice of words 💀
Fr (chain?)
Ya
(chain?)
(chain?)
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
"911 whats your emergency?"
"Two employees are harrasing me"
Stolen
@@jianli4523 Like ur mom
DAMN
@@MasterObiWanKenobi_Jedi DAYUM
@@MasterObiWanKenobi_Jedi you sure you aren’t mentioning your own situation?
Tristan knows what's up. 😂
Yeah the robber apparently, bro needs to come into the bank when he’s not so excited
Damn the 911 likes though
@@saifulzazwanizar388745 more in 21 minutes
i see what you did there
I got scared when I heard my name
Seeing a robber cover his person like he's being robbed his dignity!!!
Bet he never saw this coming¡!!!!😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤🇯🇲🇯🇲
Honestly thought he called Tristan over to die like that one coworker you can’t stand 😂
TRISTEN with an "e". Get it right.
@@xxyy1318 so what if they spelled it with an A. It's not a common name
@@xxyy1318Both are right. Get your facts right
Bro same 😂
Me too. You and I would be horrible workmates I think.
"Pause yoooo" love that he took a second to process 😂
He said he's gay but then he said pause....guy is really not taking the situation seriously at all. 😂
Riley would be proud
@@TiffanySoulbirdhe's trolling by saying he's gay just to annoy him
Ur a great actor bro. Tristan seemed like an entirely different person.
Not just actor, but director and writer - too.
Bro i was gonna say this also. He actually got talent
Gay men usually are more talented and creative❤❤@@william69952
Rudys dad : Are you blind habibi ?
Legit
The bank employees are hilarious and very charismatic! So does the robber! Thank you so much, Rudy!
“Empty the safe, and you will be safe”
Truly one of the quotes of all time
One of the comments I have read this year!
@@ddebenedictis One of the replies on a comment that I have replied to this year.
@@calmingselfone of the best replies for the reply to the reply of a comment I've ever made this year
He thinks there's cash in the safe 😂 not much cash, all just numbers now
@@zzaeoo_ - you replying to @calmingself one of the best replies for the reply to the reply of a comment I've ever heard of x infinity
It's actually very impressive that Rudy can do multiple personalities so well. I know your dream is to be a musician, but you should be an actor.
Too much peopling required for a hard-core introvert 🤣
Never work in Hollywood. Bad juju!
for real his acting is very good especially when he does the son and father skits
he is an actor, just not a union one
Reminds me of Mark Wahlberg when I found out his true dream was to be what Eminem is now. And feels a jealousy for him that's uncanny.
"shoot me ,shoot me" 😂😂😂😂😂
Pointing at his head like he's Johan or something 😂
“LETS GO SHOOT ME, SHOOT ME, SHOOOOOOOT MEEEEE!!”
He don't even want to be there
thats what i would say if im getting robbed
when gen z and millennials be confronted each other xD
Found one of your shorts by chance and it's hilarious :-D Thanks for the laugh!
Tristan--“shoot me, shoot me, right here” the annoying best co-worker 😂😂😂
Bro wanted help to that express checkout to life 😂😭
Yeah right on the mouth right 😂 ❓
I loved this!
Those guys are such a mood, lol.
"Do everything I say or I'll kill you."
"Don't be promising me a good time, bro."
the "yeah they can PAUSE yoooo" sent me lmao
The guy being gay is what really sent me 😭
"Pause, No Diddy ☝️🤓"
WHERE?!
Sent you where?
"yo tag me bro" 😂😂 too riyalll😂
The writing on these is way funnier than any comedy show I've seen on TV recently
And it's one guy instead of 50 writers
This feels like a Stanzi crossover, which, now that I say it, is something the internet desparately needs.
Didn't even think about this but now I want it!😂
Pls-
Dude, their humor and big personalities would destroy the universe. I NEED IT TO HAPPEN!!! dangit, now I gotta binge her stuff now haha
Y. E. S.
Is this Sebastian again??
Robber goes into therapy after feeling victimized and never taken seriously 😂😂😂
That seems like such a funny skit premise: therapy for failed criminals
Honestly, you make the world better it’s hilarious. Thank you for sharing your wonderful sense of humour with the world.
"Don't draw attention to yourself. Me? You're wearing a mask, bro" 😂😂😂😂
Lolol
Damn, Tristan's voice & accent though. Rudy you're really going places.
As someone with that name…yeah, it’s pretty good. 😂
He stole my heart and my peach.
When depression already beat you by robbing your happiness:
Rudy, I think is THE best of your videos.... Perfection!
Tristan seems like the fun employee we all need.
It's the nuances in your delivery that make this skit so much funnier and special, respect bro
"You'll Live To See Tomorrow"
"Don't Care"
Work energy 😂
That hit hard AF 😂😂😂
I don't know why it's specifically had to be the year 2028 but this was absolutely hilarious and I love it.
Love how he had to go through the extra steps of not married and gay before he said he was single
I'm not even gay and I do that just to fuck with people I don't like XD
A perfect example of failing your intimidation roll.
💀💀💀💀
Dude just choose the wrong cashier
@@TheeArtSmith two of the wrong cashiers 😂😂😂
Just like that guy from a year or two ago went into a coffee shop (or hair salon) and yelled out "yo, this is a robbery! Everybody give me your money!" But everybody ignored him and he quietly left.
This reminds me of that black Dude with a LA clippers cap robbing a vietnamese store or salon. 😂
"Can I put you on my story, I've never been robbed before" just sent me 😂😂😂
Robber poses: ✌🏾
Tristan: Yo, tag me bro
😂😂😂
Cringe. Stop saying "Sent me" u stupid kids.
Best line 😂
Lololop
This one was even funnier than usual. One of the best!
That’s actually some of the best humor I’ve seen in a long time
They way he says "pause... YOOOOO" is hilarious
The timing too, it was perfectly timed for my brain cells LMAO
"Pauseee Yooo"
"Ur hard man? So thats not a gun Huh" 💀
Caught me off guard 😂
@@MichaelRichardson-yy3ij pause
@@TheRealTrash2. nah seriously
I didn't understand the pause if he's gay but it was funny 😂
This is hilarious! Also, I love the different hairstyles to show different characters
Tristan needs to be a reoccurring character 😂
Tristan was hilarious 😂😂😂
recurring* There! FTFY
“So that’s not a gun, huh?” 🤣🤣🤣I can’t
"Yo tag me bro" so relatable
It’s the little wave of the finger while he says it 😂😂
“Pause yoooo” 😂
Robber walk in with the most polite batman voice and think the tellers gonna be scared 😂
The existential darkness of these bank employees just resonates.
Well... they are paid more, Imagine teacher getting robbed. uusally most valuable possession I carry with me is half eaten sandwich
As a bank employee for years I can confirm these exact vibes 😂
@Petaurista13 depends what your job at the bank is
I need more of Tristan😂 Seems like a chill guy
"Yo TRISTAN"
😂😂😂
That's exactly the vibe of my office filled with gen zs, every one of us would point to their forehead if a robber comes or just take a picture with him
Are y'all just desensitized
Yup
wait fr?
fr
Real
The “ ✌️ “ 😂😂😂😂
Perfect!!!
Yeah that was my fav part!! 😂 Next time I hope he does the 'finger heart' from K-dramas 🫰❤
Awww! He really a softie!
Employees calling on robber: 🚫
Robber calling on employees: ✅️
lowkey turning into another Bistro Huddy situation, dude can really make multiple characters feel different
"you hard man? So thats not a gun?"
Robber becomes modest😂😂😂
Thanks y'all for the likes! 😁
bro i didn’t know he was packing a bazooka down their
@@meowsicalesdarkshadow5825 like in bazooka bubblegum! 😆
Go's in to rob the place and gets sexual harassed. 😂
Liked your comment but then I saw you’re the kind of person that thanks people for likes, so I disliked your comment.
The way the robber covers himself is just ahahahha he got so shy!!! 😂😂😂
"i'm gay"
"i'm single"
so real
I always feel a little dumb when I think about it, but when I was a kid, I thought that all the gay people were in relationships, like how can you be gay if you don't have a same sex partner? Oh, yeah, the same way I can be single as a straight person 😂
@@desireelevesque634character growth 📈
@@desireelevesque634woah, thank you so much for this comment, i totally forgot about my boyfriend, God bless you ❤😂
me i guess
fr 😭
One of my friends was "held up" like this when she worked in a bank. Same deal: she didn't have access to any vaults or safes. They were interrupted at one point by the customer she had previously helped, who had a question about the ATM. It ended with the attempted robber and my friend staring at each other, and then him walking out quietly in defeat.
That robber is Christian Bale with a cold
I was thinking that 😂 well not the cold part but Batman.
@@MillieBlackRose 😂😂 ikr lol
@@gaijin_sailovideos1333 oh how the mighty have fallen
@@MillieBlackRose 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆🤭🤭.. The Dark Knight Falling 😂
@@gaijin_sailovideos1333 I could see that being a whole skit 🤣🤣🤣 Bruce looses all his money so Batman has a new type of job.
I -low-key- high-key love Tristan. Man’s got such a vibe.
"That's not a gun huh"
Had me dying 🤣😭🤣
Both of these bank workers were one guy i knew in highschool
"you're hard man? That's not a gun?" Had me dying!!
"Life has taken more from me, than you could ever take"
WOW. But Arab dad would probably be able to take more 😅
so true today
Man this guy got some good stories they are actually funny and not cringy.
That is so twisted. He knows how to twist the situation to his way..😂😂😂😂😅
Tristan's voice is excellent. Love this whole skit.
"yo tag me brah"
fr got me XD
Ya that got a snort out of me too.
Tristan though 😂🤣🤣🤣
"You got a gun? Is that a gun? Shoot me, shoot me"
"That's not a gun huh😏😏"
..."well than shoot your shot 😏😏" 😅
0:51 "Hey, can i put tou on my story? I've just never been robbed before." 😂😭
Tristan new character unlocked 😂
You're a great character actor! A lot of sketches i see like this typically feel like the same character with a different outfit.
But you, Rudy, seem like actual, different people!!! 😂
That "yooo tag me bro" got me so badly
Really sums up the workplace temperament! I had a scam caller tell me that an officer was going to come and arrest me! I told him I’d be happy to wait for him to show!
The inflection in the "that's hilarious bro" is perfect
You nailed Tristan, feels like actual 3rd guy, great acting
“You have a gun? Shoot me , shoot me” had me dead 😂
I love his skits. Especially Dad Arab. Fn hilarious 😂😂😂
"Yo! Tag me, bro!" Hilarious!
“Pause. Yooo…” will now be added to my daily lexicon, lol.
"Pause...yooooo" 😂😂😂
I felt it when he said "Dont care."
"Shoot me. Shoot me. Right here." Lmfao
Tristan is my new favorite character.😂
when you realize it's all the same guy, I lost my mind
Robber thinks he's in 2017.
He's never heard of Cashapp.
The thing is, Rudy is just too damn good at what he does! He really is full-sprectrum talented. When I see his videos I'm just so blown away sometimes; the guy can make me and the rest of the world crack up so much--or leave them with the best smile! 🤗💫
"..but Officer, the employees bullied me and said they have less than $10k in cash.. what kind of bank is this!?" 😂