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  • @abrahamtimm8122
    @abrahamtimm8122  3 місяці тому +14

    Kind of sad this didn't make the cut, Todd

  • @gabbym673
    @gabbym673 Рік тому +2884

    “children will listen to anyone willing to act like an idiot all the while wearing red lipstick” OMFG 💀💀💀

  • @CeruleanScribbles
    @CeruleanScribbles Рік тому +5029

    "I'm not a molester, i'm just a jester" is one HELL OF A LINE. 10/10
    "I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser" could never hold a candle to that

  • @camronbeale5805
    @camronbeale5805 Рік тому +8691

    its really something else hearing “im not a molester im just a jester” in a fuller context

  • @Treiden21
    @Treiden21 Рік тому +2621

    I feel bad for him. Cant batman see that he's the victim here? This apology is really sincere. I'm sorry joker :(

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 Рік тому +27

      We're all sorry

    • @akshita4771
      @akshita4771 Рік тому +64

      Batman is just jealous he’s not as popular and pretty and as good at singing as the joker 😡😤

    • @nitebreak
      @nitebreak Рік тому +6

      @@akshita4771so true

    • @So_Indecisive
      @So_Indecisive Рік тому +12

      @@akshita4771yeah, that Bruce Wayne guy is also better than Batman

    • @jokes4raven
      @jokes4raven Рік тому

      @@So_Indecisivenah bruce is just a billionaire who got his parents killed

  • @BowserTheSecond
    @BowserTheSecond Рік тому +3559

    All aboard the toxic Gotham train.

  • @S7EAK_
    @S7EAK_ Рік тому +923

    I loved the shade of “at least I didn’t do anything weird with kids,” “children will listen to anyone willing to act like an idiot while wearing red lipstick,” and “denying accusations with a ukulele doesn’t make you innocent, it just makes you a clown” 😂😂

  • @beavis8073
    @beavis8073 Рік тому +7257

    I can't believe there's now an Onision version of her apology.

    • @abrahamtimm8122
      @abrahamtimm8122  Рік тому +2145

      Ouch

    • @roselinatiger99
      @roselinatiger99 Рік тому +656

      ​@@abrahamtimm8122sorry, but I thought it too. In all sincerity this is really well done tho

    • @FabiolaRVela
      @FabiolaRVela Рік тому +439

      I came here to say “did anyone else look at the thumbnail and thought this was onion boi for a sec?” 😅😂

    • @dolphinloser6546
      @dolphinloser6546 Рік тому +119

      God same, my heart skipped for a second 😅

    • @nerdyozzy
      @nerdyozzy Рік тому +22

      Oh god I thought the same thing 😂

  • @peppermintpattycam5546
    @peppermintpattycam5546 Рік тому +734

    "I may have have brought a gun to the children's ward at the hospital but at least I didn't do anything weird with the kiiiiiidsssss" damn calling out all the creeps with pride. 👍

    • @DG_Toti
      @DG_Toti Рік тому +33

      The fact that I feel like he made a better apology than Colleen or any of the other youtube kid-diddlers says a lot considering he blew up a hospital

  • @Itsdasummer32
    @Itsdasummer32 Рік тому +2718

    The fact that the Joker’s apology is way better than Colleen’s “apology” is CRAZY

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 Рік тому +8

      Fr

    • @hana0647
      @hana0647 Рік тому +32

      i would probably accept this apology over colleens

    • @KeitieKalopsia
      @KeitieKalopsia Рік тому +33

      He at least admitted that he _did_ those crimes and references the victims of those crimes. That’s somehow more than Colleen did. Wow the bar is really underground, isn’t it?

    • @Orvixran7692
      @Orvixran7692 Рік тому +8

      _Crazy? I was crazy once_

    • @Baiileylynnhall
      @Baiileylynnhall Рік тому +1

      The fact that Colleen’s “apology” in quotes and the joker’s apology wasn’t says ALOT about Colleen, the fact that this is more of an apology than Colleen’s is hilarious

  • @stannctorbeasquare
    @stannctorbeasquare Рік тому +445

    I am not even from Gotham but I think they should forgive you, Joker. You are definitely not a monster.

  • @CultClassicals
    @CultClassicals Рік тому +6099

    wow. This is such a sincere apology. We forgive you, Joker. You've made some minor mistakes, but thats what makes you human. I hope people stop crying about you.

    • @evritings
      @evritings Рік тому +146

      some minor-mistakes is right

    • @RizzlerJones
      @RizzlerJones Рік тому +122

      @@evritings but never **minor** mistakes

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Рік тому +6

      Ikr

    • @RubixCubeNL
      @RubixCubeNL Рік тому +38

      How colleen wishes people would react to her apology

    • @wherefancytakesme
      @wherefancytakesme Рік тому +17

      They can't because they drank Joker water.

  • @Customfurball28
    @Customfurball28 Рік тому +227

    “you treat me like a criminal because i’m a criminal” and “but at least i didn’t do anything weird with the kids”
    what a callout lol. this song is excellent

    • @marcusj1070
      @marcusj1070 5 місяців тому

      No Drake No Diddy🤣

  • @lemonmeat
    @lemonmeat Рік тому +3135

    the way you never messed up or broke character and laughed is fucking amazing

    • @powu.
      @powu. Рік тому +238

      Ironically, stopping and laughing would be in character

    • @Xyprotonic
      @Xyprotonic Рік тому +7

      There’s a thing called retakes

    • @MrGullible
      @MrGullible Рік тому +42

      @@Xyprotonic i mean yeah but this guy could’ve just taken the easy way out and edited out any mess-ups

    • @malvavisco10
      @malvavisco10 Рік тому +11

      He laughed at the very end, but it only added to the humor and fun for me

    • @dback50
      @dback50 Рік тому +3

      @@malvavisco10yea that’s what I was about to say 😂😂😂 it shows a bit of self awareness which is sometimes lacking from satire now

  • @jaredsmoke6966
    @jaredsmoke6966 Рік тому +297

    This feels like the joker decided to make fun of coleens apology because even he thinks its a bunch of horseshit. I love it. Its amazing

  • @awetistic5295
    @awetistic5295 Рік тому +3208

    "You treat me like I'm a criminal just because I'm a criminal is Colleen's non-apology in a nutshell.
    Also, he has a Ukulele so he must be telling the truth.

    • @Zer0_2199
      @Zer0_2199 Рік тому +33

      That was my favourite line lol

    • @shmoke.
      @shmoke. Рік тому +5

      5:16 😂😂

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance Рік тому +2

      Where was the ukulele when Harvey Oswald needed one.

  • @0NoneOfTheAbove0
    @0NoneOfTheAbove0 Рік тому +140

    My heart goes out to The Joker. We know he's not guilty of these crimes now because he came on screen with a ukulele. I truly hope everything looks up for you

  • @Dat_Ashe_Cos
    @Dat_Ashe_Cos Рік тому +2160

    The fact that you managed to reference almost EVERY iteration of Joker at least once AND simultaneously called out Colleen at the exact same time! My partner and I were cackling quite a few times! GOLD! Hats off to you!

    • @laurenutellaa
      @laurenutellaa Рік тому +37

      bless y’all 😭 COUPLE GOALS

    • @-Atme
      @-Atme Рік тому +4

      “At least I didn’t do any thing weird with kids”💀

  • @Cheeseboiger
    @Cheeseboiger Рік тому +78

    Hardcore batfam fan here. I love this. Your humor, acting signing- just everything. It’s great.
    ALL ABOARD THE TOXIC GOTHAM TRAIN!!!

  • @sinfulpuritan3430
    @sinfulpuritan3430 Рік тому +901

    You know you messed up when the Joker is parodying your "apology" video.

  • @facelessdrone
    @facelessdrone Рік тому +61

    The part where he leans in after saying atleats I didn't do anything weird to the kids is the absolute best thing I've seen all day, omfg that shit had me genuinely GENUINELY sporting tears

  • @SAAN1CC
    @SAAN1CC Рік тому +690

    Batman must be shaking in his boots. Such a heartfelt apology, man.

    • @hana0647
      @hana0647 Рік тому +15

      he’s basically just lost his job as batman

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 Рік тому +4

      Very sincere

    • @Meow99029
      @Meow99029 Рік тому +3

      My friend Bruce Wayne has it on good authority that Batman is very spooked 😌

  • @KillinTime8
    @KillinTime8 Рік тому +20

    Between the choice of character, the lyrics, and the shade thrown, this is honestly the perfect parody of Colleen's non-apology. Bravo.

  • @thisisachannel.9727
    @thisisachannel.9727 Рік тому +840

    how can Joker himself actually take (some form of) accountability for his actions and say that he did it and Colleen can't even mention all the people she hurt..

  • @emilyrobinson4103
    @emilyrobinson4103 10 місяців тому +6

    “You treat me like a criminal just because I’m a criminal :(“

  • @datchia
    @datchia Рік тому +12

    This implies the existence of Joker’s PR team

  • @sfboom09
    @sfboom09 Рік тому +824

    all my depression just left my body, this is gold

  • @35noodles
    @35noodles Рік тому +25

    The acting and all the references in the lyrics?? Insane, what a masterpiece

  • @kaytlinkociemba
    @kaytlinkociemba Рік тому +1442

    i unironically love your singing and acting!!

  • @growingoaks
    @growingoaks Рік тому +26

    the absolutely ICONIC fakeout @ 4:30 had me in absolute tears. You're forgiven and for the misunderstandings, here's a key to the city, 1,000,000 in cash and the key to Batmans Batcave!

  • @abigailthearctictiger1372
    @abigailthearctictiger1372 Рік тому +651

    THIS IS GOLD RIGHT HERE

  • @owentwo982
    @owentwo982 Рік тому +28

    I was waiting for the camera turnoff fakeout and I was not disappointed. This is a masterpiece, thank you

  • @Glitchtrapgames
    @Glitchtrapgames Рік тому +105

    WE MAKIN IT OUT OF ARKHAM ASYLUM WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Akumask1965
    @Akumask1965 Рік тому +66

    well that... was absolutely amazing lmfao
    also "you treat me like a criminal just because I'm a criminal"
    Inspirational !
    Unbelievable !!
    Trully, one of the quotes of all times !!!

  • @commandercorl1544
    @commandercorl1544 Рік тому +528

    I love how this is infinitely better than Colleen's, and even manages to give snarky remarks targeting Colleen (the "idiot with red lipstick" comment, the stare at the camera after mentioning kids) Actual banger.

  • @yourbookisexceptionallylou4906
    @yourbookisexceptionallylou4906 Рік тому +16

    i fundamentally have refused to consume any parodies of this situation because of how close to home it hits me. this one was just ridiculous enough and stupidly intriguing that i knew i'd be fine. so thanks, dude

  • @whimsicalkarma
    @whimsicalkarma Рік тому +428

    this is actually a lot less corny than colleen's apology and it's also pretty funny great job

  • @apunnojustice7475
    @apunnojustice7475 Рік тому +11

    having never seen a piece of media with the joker in it i would still bet good money that this understands the character better than any of them

  • @raeganphillips1887
    @raeganphillips1887 Рік тому +175

    This is my jam my brother in christ

  • @Snowylovers
    @Snowylovers Рік тому +3

    POV: this randomly shows up on every screen in Gotham city

  • @NateS917
    @NateS917 Рік тому +597

    I never thought you did any of the things people said, Joker. I know they're only lying because they're jealous of you. Keep your head up king, just because you're a criminal doesnt mean your bad, this is the society we live in. Prayers 🙏❤

  • @vincemortem7126
    @vincemortem7126 Рік тому +6

    i'm not a molestor. I'm just a jester.
    -- The Joker 2023

  • @ShyGal3
    @ShyGal3 Рік тому +252

    This is so much better than any parody/roast/reaction I've seen to her "apology".
    This is art.
    I can't stop laughing

  • @-Atme
    @-Atme Рік тому +5

    “Toxic blown-up train”

  • @klauss.n_sf
    @klauss.n_sf Рік тому +242

    This is actually a better apology than Colleen's "apology"

  • @AirborneAshes
    @AirborneAshes Рік тому +3

    i return to this video and remain very impressed with the impeccable delivery in one take

  • @Topboxicle
    @Topboxicle Рік тому +93

    "as least I never did anything weird with kids" sir you murdered one with a crowbar and psychologically broke one down into a mini you.

    • @Kermitdraws_chicken
      @Kermitdraws_chicken Рік тому +36

      But he didn’t do anything WEIRD with them like Colleen did 😂

    • @elliee884
      @elliee884 Рік тому +8

      Hey now, it wasn’t the crowbar that killed him! It was the explosion!

    • @nighting_jay
      @nighting_jay Рік тому +1

      CACKLING

  • @secretidentity6183
    @secretidentity6183 Рік тому +17

    The super obvious fake reach to turn off the webcam was the absolute best part of this altogether genius parody 🤣

  • @daniexists6
    @daniexists6 Рік тому +38

    The dead stare in the camera when he says "at least I didn't do anything weird with kids" sold me, holy shit.

  • @fakebobbyhill296
    @fakebobbyhill296 Рік тому +6

    All aboard! The toxic laughter train! Got a noxious ticket to intoxication station. The toxic laughter train. There’s no remedy for this gaseous inhalation! HAHAHAHAHA!

  • @jommisalami
    @jommisalami Рік тому +191

    Lost my job due to my declining health today and somehow this made my stress go away for a while, thank you so much!!! :) ❤❤❤

    • @justadragonryu
      @justadragonryu Рік тому +20

      I hope you feel better and get some help soon ❤

    • @Thylacinuscyno
      @Thylacinuscyno Рік тому +4

      I'm sorry
      I hope things go better ❤❤❤

    • @Toruunamii
      @Toruunamii Рік тому +3

      Hope you feel better soon. 💖💖

    • @abrahamtimm8122
      @abrahamtimm8122  Рік тому +33

      Sorry to hear about your job. I'm glad the video made you smile, it's all I've ever wanted after all :)

  • @grappo4373
    @grappo4373 Рік тому +4

    Arkham Asylum be crying rn

  • @IsaacFoster..
    @IsaacFoster.. Рік тому +59

    Ironically much lesser creepy than Colleen's apology - in fact this is incredible as a performance.

  • @chocolateisrllygood
    @chocolateisrllygood Рік тому +3

    3:21 pov: someone asks hisoka what he was doing in his heavens arena fight with gon

  • @craic-addict
    @craic-addict Рік тому +9

    "The Toxic Gotham Train" would be a great title for an episode of Batman the Animated Series

  • @somerandomtiger7603
    @somerandomtiger7603 Рік тому +2

    "...because I blew up one hospital... it was JUST ONE!"

  • @deepsea5348
    @deepsea5348 Рік тому +60

    I’m having a tough day but this genuinely helped a bit. When I was down, you were my clown 🤡 ❤️

  • @aG0AT
    @aG0AT Рік тому +85

    Guys, I think we should forgive him. He definitely hasn't done anything obscenely horrible! He's just a funny guy!

  • @GrandWagJeep
    @GrandWagJeep Рік тому +2

    I wish I could like this a thousand times. Absolute perfection and 100% my sense of humor.

  • @stratosvagiannis5140
    @stratosvagiannis5140 Рік тому +25

    we're making it to manipulation station with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

  • @joel9104
    @joel9104 Рік тому +11

    I feel like this guy would actually play the joker well

  • @LyndsayW1194
    @LyndsayW1194 Рік тому +26

    Oh this is hilarious. Probably the best parody ive seen of the ukulele apology. Its funny on so many levels

  • @gh0stie412
    @gh0stie412 Рік тому +97

    We forgive you Joker!!! ❤️

  • @Nathonatron
    @Nathonatron Рік тому +1

    3:05 "You treat me like I'm a criminal, just because I'm a criminal."

  • @Iuxinterior
    @Iuxinterior Рік тому +16

    the joker owned up to more in this video than colleen even did, like even when he’s trying to justify it he still didn’t avoid it like she did 😭

  • @swaghilash
    @swaghilash Рік тому +14

    “You treat me like a criminal just because I’m a criminal” 😢💔💔💔😞😔❤️‍🩹☹️🖤😪

  • @CommentBanana
    @CommentBanana Рік тому +8

    the fact that the nails are different colors and chipped is thematically accurate.

  • @eijiroukirishima1600
    @eijiroukirishima1600 Рік тому +2

    3:22 ICONIC LMAO
    I love the way you couldn’t help but smile at your own joke

  • @Biggyful2
    @Biggyful2 Рік тому +86

    Get this man an Oscar.

  • @LittleBrownToast
    @LittleBrownToast Рік тому +5

    3:13 “I’m not a molester I’m just a jester” is INSANE

  • @birdmankeigo5048
    @birdmankeigo5048 Рік тому +6

    "Better response than Colleen" Is the new "Better romance than Twilight"

  • @emmymills4662
    @emmymills4662 11 місяців тому +4

    the funny part is that this is actually good

  • @chonky6055
    @chonky6055 Рік тому +39

    Bro deserves ALL the fucking subs he gets for this jam omfg
    The algorithm needs to bump this shit up higher this is comedy gold

  • @itsonly4thebrave
    @itsonly4thebrave Рік тому +4

    "I didn't kill Jason Todd, I just lightly kissed all his bones with my crowbar!!" ☺☺☺

  • @kunikreide
    @kunikreide Рік тому +17

    HE NEVER BROKE CHARACTER 💀💀💀💀

  • @15871622
    @15871622 Рік тому +13

    This was a really good joker. Mildly concerned that if this blows up that you will pivot to all joker reaction content, but it’s seriously a p spot on and surprisingly layered realization of the character.

  • @MultiRen
    @MultiRen Рік тому +17

    Hope this Joker audition gets you a movie bro, you'd nail it 😎

  • @kusomiku
    @kusomiku Рік тому +4

    this must've taken so much effort props

  • @whispers69
    @whispers69 Рік тому +10

    Dude I fucking lost it at "I'm not a molester, I'm just a jester" xDD

  • @brokenordinance
    @brokenordinance Рік тому +37

    You’re a much better joker than Leto. Laugh isn’t bad either.
    Very nice parody, the lyrics were perfectly fitting and hilarious! 👍

  • @Cold_0311
    @Cold_0311 Рік тому +4

    3:04 "you treat me like I'm a criminal just because I'm a criminal" 🤣🤣

  • @foolish_edworm
    @foolish_edworm Рік тому +11

    as a joker fan i have to say this was the funniest shit ive ever seen and he would totally do this on live television-- also love that this had more emotion put into it than colleens that's just great

  • @ikaiju-eu9wn
    @ikaiju-eu9wn Рік тому +6

    the fact that joker would probably do it if he knew about that apology just makes it better

  • @percyf7208
    @percyf7208 Рік тому +3

    explain this to a victorian child

  • @alexperaza9475
    @alexperaza9475 Рік тому +49

    I love this 😂
    Digging all the different Batman movie references... and was that a Neutral Milk Hotel musical reference at the very beginning? 10/10

  • @GuitarSlayer136
    @GuitarSlayer136 Рік тому +4

    The Joker using the argument of "at least I'm not a child molester" is the most Joker thing.

  • @xCosmicMuffinManx
    @xCosmicMuffinManx Рік тому +8

    This is unironically better than Colleen's apology.

  • @vertibelle
    @vertibelle Рік тому +4

    If I had a nickle for every time someone made a direct comparison between the Miranda lipstick and Joker smile in the context of a parody song I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's great that it's happened twice

  • @jessespitball
    @jessespitball Рік тому +24

    This is legit incredible. When this came onto my recommended, I thought for sure it must be viral. Can't believe this hasn't popped off yet. Can't wait for it to get huge so I can brag to everyone that I was here when it was under 10k Views.

  • @cryptkid4026
    @cryptkid4026 Рік тому +2

    really thought this was Onision for a second, I’m so sorry my guy

    • @alywayart
      @alywayart Рік тому

      i did too, i was like “pardon??” 😭

  •  Рік тому +6

    ''im not a molester, im just a jester'' 11/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @undeadsweetheart7508
    @undeadsweetheart7508 7 місяців тому +2

    Randomly remembered this today, still funny af

  • @zidonspradling616
    @zidonspradling616 Рік тому +56

    Going from around 70 views a video to almost 10k is wild and fully deserved. I hope you blow up, man.
    Edit: this number has since multiplied by over 2000%

  • @BoxBoyLewis
    @BoxBoyLewis Рік тому +2

    "JOKER YOU KILLED 9 PEOPLE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" -Batman

  • @mollieephobia
    @mollieephobia Рік тому +11

    this slaps more than that one hospital that i blew up 10 YEARS AGO. can’t people let it go?

  • @cup_of_corn399
    @cup_of_corn399 Рік тому +3

    No cause i looked at the thumbnail and jumped cause I thought it was Onision dressed up at the Joker

  • @berthzy537
    @berthzy537 Рік тому +9

    This is the best interpretation of the original apology I've seen so far. Good job.

  • @DespiteEverything42
    @DespiteEverything42 Рік тому +1

    The comical, and cinematic references are fucking great

  • @regcla6667
    @regcla6667 Рік тому +9

    WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DAMN TALENTED OMG😭😭😭 THIS IS INCREDIBLE

  • @asivcowastaken2096
    @asivcowastaken2096 Рік тому +1

    "You treat me like a criminal, Just because i'm a criminal!" - Joker