Boy I can’t wait to play Halo Combat Evolved Custom Cursed Definitive Directors Cut Remastered Restored Reloaded Reborn Reconstructed Replayed Edition 5: The revenge of the D20
My phone literally crashed watching this, it never happened before in my life it scared the shit outta me but I guess the powers at play are but terror itself
Me too my phone disappeared for about 3 weeks and crossed 7 space dimensions and multiple time dimensions and there's now an extra dimensional being in my walls known as Nightmare
fun fact: whenever ProtonJon was blinded, he was trying to beat ninja gaiden for the NES, someone in his chat said he'd donate 1000$ if he beat it before halo, he did it and then started TMNT turtles in time
Inferno: "It's just not Cursed Halo, unless the player has the ability to break the game for themselves at any given moment." Jared: "I just realized that the crash gun can make the game crash."
Jared: "INFERNO, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A GUN THAT CRASHES THE GAME?!" Inferno: "Listen, your reading comprehension skills are not my problem" Everyone else: *dies laughing* *wheeze*
@@ultmateragnarok8376 I mean he already has a rebreather and helmet, I think technically grunts can exist in space without dying? Not an expert on that fact mind.
I was quite honestly expecting the warthog tool gun to pick randomly from a list of the myriad cursed hogs each time it fired instead of just shooting the normal one. Missed opportunity, IMO.
It's actually kind of complicated to do that. Spawning a real warthog from a gun will normally kill you because it crushes you as soon as it spawns. I had to adjust it a bunch to spawn a safe distance away. Having multiple hogs would make it much harder to spawn them safely.
@@THEOPDESTROYER777 Probably because you'd have to write unique spawn distance code for every hog as well as make considerations for their orientation in the map so the super long hogs don't spawn halfway through a wall.
The “YOU DIED” text should fade in when you die lol. Watching his rant video, Inferno actually has a cut weapon from DS, but equipping it caused alpha effects to just shut off so it was scrapped from release.
Inferno is one of my favorite creators cause this absolute chad just spends months showing off a mod and occasionally gives us new awesome meme mods at random, but he both makes gaming more fun, while also providing entertaining videos. Such a mad lad.
Suggestions: 1. A rocket launcher with a marine head sticking out the front. It would fire... marines. 2. A flood form that hovers in the air (just use the sentinel AI but replace the model with a Flood model?). It would be wearing the FLUDD from Super Mario Sunshine. So yes. A flood with a FLUD. 3. A "gun" that is literally just a sleeping grunt you pick up and hold by the neck. It plays scared grunt noises and fires erratically in front of you when you "fire" it.
The Chekhov's gun of the crash gun was brilliantly set up, amazing writing. Also, unironically having to drive a bunch of dumb, broken warthogs in the final stretch is honestly hype.
"Chief, you're going to need a vehicle to get out of here alive. The entire garage was blown up in the attack, but there might still be something functional in the disposal chamber." "There's vehicles in the disposal chamber?" "One of the more... *eccentric* vehicle engineers frequently left his projects there." "I'll make it work."
Hopefully for "Cursest Halo" edition you'd dip for weird ideas into RTS(what first iteration of Halo was designed as) and immersive sim(what Marathon kind of dipped into at times as many people noted that it was at weird halfway mark between Doom and System Shock). Let's help the player cause some NPCs battle and force Chief to hack panels himself because Cortana is not in the mood!;)
I’m still trying to stop laughing from the time he fell through the floor and then Cortana chimes in and says you need to stay with the marines…….then he comes out with "yeah I know corona, I mean Cortana" 🤣😂
Reskin it to match the style and fire, like, a floating energy ball that charges and then shoots after a delay, and yep there you go, wacky forerunner weapon
I'm super happy you made a stream safe mode. I love watching people play this mode and I hope it encourages even more people to stream it! Shout out to all those brave souls that streamed it while there was a chance the big purple man could just pop up and get their account nuked.
Get a service job. Suddenly you'll find lots of people can speak English, and write English, but they can't bloody well read it! Case in point, smokers smoking on school grounds. "Ugh, I dun didn't know" Oh, you mean you missed the laws passed when I was still a baby? Or was it the BIG FOOKING SIGNS that gave you trouble?
31:16 Warthog Turret Sentinels sounds like a flawless fantastic idea. Def wouldn't be abused as a star wars speeder bike by the player if they can sneak up on the Sentinel and mount.
Thank you for making this Also would it be possible to make a sniper rifle that causes you to spin 360° before firing? I tried something along those lines years ago but could never figure it out lol Bonus points for the sniper rifle to have the scope removed from its model
next update to this mod should be just 1 singuler overpowered grunt, like nobody knows where it is in what level, you can shoot him once in the head to kill him sure, but he constantly fires 1 hit kill guns, either the duck hunt pistol with 360 no scopes, or the overcharged plasma pistol
Got an idea for the D20: A chance for it to explode into 6 more D20 grenades, these resulting D20s can also potentially roll the 6 more D20s and so on, potentially leading to immense chaos. The spawned D20s will be thrown outward a bit so it doesn't all happen in the same spot
Every time I would pick up the sloppy sniper by mistake, I would sigh and drop it immediately, with this new version I'll get mad before throwing it away. Truly a cursed experience
Your voice reminds me of RvB's Griff, which just made me realize they would be an amazing D20 random spawn, placing red or blue team as opponents who bum rush everything in the room, OR side with you, keepin it random :)
Here’s a tip for the gulch part of Truth and Reconciliation based on what Homyk did. If you use the Super Soaker to throw yourself on top of the canyon walls, you can skip past all the spawn flags for the Covenant and just go straight to the grav lift no problem. You might still have to do the grav lift fight, but at least you wouldn’t have to slog through the rest of the Gulch to get there. Similarly for Assault on the Control Room based on what Jacob did, when you get to the first bridge, if you can jump off the side closest to the door you come out of and drop down to the bottom of the canyon without killing yourself, you will skip the spawn flags for most if not the remainder of the level, so you can safely blunderjump your way to the control room, fall damage aside. I think the parked Flappy Banshees before the control room still show up so you can take them across if you don’t want to risk dying by blunderjumpung from the rock bridge to the path leading up to the end.
Boy I can’t wait to play Halo Combat Evolved Custom Cursed Definitive Directors Cut Remastered Restored Reloaded Reborn Reconstructed Replayed Edition 5: The revenge of the D20
featuring dante from the devil may cry series
New funky mode
& Knuckles
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The joke is that I would release that and it would just be Vanilla Skyrim.
InfernoPlus be like "this game is bullshit".
My brother in Christ, you made the mod.
This Man Is Spitting Fax.
He Literally Sent 40K Fax To Some Rando
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
Did someone say 40k?
@@XtreemAlan Wwwaaaaaggghhh!!!
@@XtreemAlan BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
My brother in christ
Fun fact: when he segfaulted my GPU driver crashed immediately. Somehow cursed Halo curses even those who watch it.
My phone literally crashed watching this, it never happened before in my life it scared the shit outta me but I guess the powers at play are but terror itself
same here, my laptop wifi crashed when they skip to maw
Good thing you weren't driving
@@luthfiimammaulana same here, my house exploded into a black hole
Me too my phone disappeared for about 3 weeks and crossed 7 space dimensions and multiple time dimensions and there's now an extra dimensional being in my walls known as Nightmare
fun fact: whenever ProtonJon was blinded, he was trying to beat ninja gaiden for the NES, someone in his chat said he'd donate 1000$ if he beat it before halo, he did it and then started TMNT turtles in time
Did the person donate the $1,000 though?
@@edwardarroyo884 yep
teenage mutant ninja turtles turtles
@@AutistiCat2406 that is the name of the game "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles In Time"
@@justsomeloserlol OH I THOUGHT YOU MEANT HE STARTED "TMNT TURTLES" IN TIME AS IN HE STARTED IT IN TIME FOR SOMETHING
Inferno: "It's just not Cursed Halo, unless the player has the ability to break the game for themselves at any given moment."
Jared: "I just realized that the crash gun can make the game crash."
i actually crashed my game the first time i encountered it, i was **not** ready
Jared: "INFERNO, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A GUN THAT CRASHES THE GAME?!"
Inferno: "Listen, your reading comprehension skills are not my problem"
Everyone else: *dies laughing* *wheeze*
@@dragonriderabens9761 that moment is pure gold
@@Casandraelf Where?
@@shirohimayumikira234 around 17:24
The "excuse me, *your* reading comprehension is not *my* problem" at 17:26 is I think the greatest summary of Inferno.
0:52 "not again"
This implies the grunt has experienced this exact scenario
Who do you think the test subject was?
grunt religion states that when a grunt dies they are reincarnated, so it very well might have
Another universe InfernoPlus used that "weapon" against that same one specific grunt before
Grunt being flung into the atmosphere: 'NOT AGAIN!'
What type of life has that grunt lived?
An interesting one???
They believe in rebirth but the idea that he's been launched into space before is also kind of likely given everything
@@ultmateragnarok8376 true they do like human stuff so the human idea of rebirth / reincarnation could be a thing
@@ultmateragnarok8376 I mean he already has a rebreather and helmet, I think technically grunts can exist in space without dying?
Not an expert on that fact mind.
One of stealing pokémon?
"Hi, will you sign my petition?"
- piss grunt
Get lost Pinko!
"This mod is getting more cursed all the time!"
"I have altered the mod. Pray I don't alter it any further."
Next version of this mod, Katamari turrets. If you roll them into things, they'll stick to the turret and make it grow larger
At this point you might as well just add the weld tool and go crazy
360 Noscope Rifle. Sniper rifle with no scope that makes you spin every time you shoot.
@@icarusgaming6269 Oh dear god
And then I read and someone already suggested that so...magnetic stickies that are attracted to you?
Or a sniper rifle that only shoots when you're zoomed out. Hunters that have the Troll physics from Skyrim.
I was quite honestly expecting the warthog tool gun to pick randomly from a list of the myriad cursed hogs each time it fired instead of just shooting the normal one. Missed opportunity, IMO.
It's actually kind of complicated to do that. Spawning a real warthog from a gun will normally kill you because it crushes you as soon as it spawns. I had to adjust it a bunch to spawn a safe distance away. Having multiple hogs would make it much harder to spawn them safely.
@@InfernoPlus Ah, perfectly understandable then.
I suppose sheer ridiculousness can only win out over actually implementing it some of the time.
If it fired a ceiling hog sometimes that would be great though
@@InfernoPlus how come different hogs wouldve made it harder? is it their scale or is it just the halo 1 spaghetti code doing its own thing?
@@THEOPDESTROYER777 Probably because you'd have to write unique spawn distance code for every hog as well as make considerations for their orientation in the map so the super long hogs don't spawn halfway through a wall.
At this point, after hearing that cursed halo got an update, I’m shocked it wasn’t dark souls being added to halo.
Orstein and Smough soon as you enter the covenant cruiser
Hunters replaced by Vordt
The “YOU DIED” text should fade in when you die lol.
Watching his rant video, Inferno actually has a cut weapon from DS, but equipping it caused alpha effects to just shut off so it was scrapped from release.
A buckler item you can use to block (not very effectively) or parry enemy melee attacks
Inferno is one of my favorite creators cause this absolute chad just spends months showing off a mod and occasionally gives us new awesome meme mods at random, but he both makes gaming more fun, while also providing entertaining videos. Such a mad lad.
Dude thanks again for joining us for the Race! Was a pleasure having you join us for the chaos!
This was SO MUCH FUN lol, thanks for all the hard work dude; totally made the stream way more memorable
Knew I heard a toaster!
Yay, a protogen! :3
You missed an opportunity to call the Peepee gun "My Super Laser Piss".
Should have the charge fire option & it should have just had Alfred shouting "PISS"
Suggestions:
1. A rocket launcher with a marine head sticking out the front. It would fire... marines.
2. A flood form that hovers in the air (just use the sentinel AI but replace the model with a Flood model?). It would be wearing the FLUDD from Super Mario Sunshine. So yes. A flood with a FLUD.
3. A "gun" that is literally just a sleeping grunt you pick up and hold by the neck. It plays scared grunt noises and fires erratically in front of you when you "fire" it.
My god a Dave Launcher!
I’ve made flood spawn primed D20’s when they die. The Flood level is a nightmare.
The Grunt gun sounds amazing
The Chekhov's gun of the crash gun was brilliantly set up, amazing writing.
Also, unironically having to drive a bunch of dumb, broken warthogs in the final stretch is honestly hype.
Dude that part when his buddy was freaking out about the crash gun was gold, my sides were in space
"Chief, you're going to need a vehicle to get out of here alive. The entire garage was blown up in the attack, but there might still be something functional in the disposal chamber."
"There's vehicles in the disposal chamber?"
"One of the more... *eccentric* vehicle engineers frequently left his projects there."
"I'll make it work."
The grunt screaming "NOT AGAIN" as he was shot into space by a one of a kind gun was a very Douglas Adams moment.
Supremely underrated author. The grunt is looking for the answer among the stars now😢
And the answer is always 42
I want a man to look at me the way Inferno looks at Dave.
Dave approves this message.
Hopefully for "Cursest Halo" edition you'd dip for weird ideas into RTS(what first iteration of Halo was designed as) and immersive sim(what Marathon kind of dipped into at times as many people noted that it was at weird halfway mark between Doom and System Shock). Let's help the player cause some NPCs battle and force Chief to hack panels himself because Cortana is not in the mood!;)
I'll take a fucking Cursed Halo wars
I don't think any of the RTS or TPS mechanics are left over in halo 1's engine tbh. It would be hard to do stuff like that with the game.
I think cursest halo would just be doing cursed dark souls again, but in the Halo engine/game this time
Halo Recursedest.
i had an idea for a more cursed shotgun, twinderbuss. basically dual wielding blunderbusses
That grunt at the beginning saying “Not again!” When he got stuck with the thruster made me giggle more than it should’ve lol
25:00
"It bounces?! Who designs a gun that bounces? This is the worst gun, of all tim-"
-Washington RvB.
23:50
The fact a 4th ARM comes out to throw the grenade is *chef's kiss*
Hate to break it to you. That's the THIRD arm. The middle gun is being held by a different kind of appendage.
@@Bab-pq4ln it's being held by his balls
I’m still trying to stop laughing from the time he fell through the floor and then Cortana chimes in and says you need to stay with the marines…….then he comes out with "yeah I know corona, I mean Cortana" 🤣😂
How is this comment not popular!?
IMO the laggy sniper rifle could be a cool weapon if balanced right. Imagine it as a forerunner weapon that one shots to the body.
Reskin it to match the style and fire, like, a floating energy ball that charges and then shoots after a delay, and yep there you go, wacky forerunner weapon
I'm super happy you made a stream safe mode. I love watching people play this mode and I hope it encourages even more people to stream it!
Shout out to all those brave souls that streamed it while there was a chance the big purple man could just pop up and get their account nuked.
I got naked Thanos on stream during the first Hunter fight.
Luckily he was far away and no one watches my streams anyway.
@@James11111 Glad you didn't get nuked! Props for playing it!
"your reading comprehension is not my problem"
that is such a hilarious line that I will find a way to use in my normal life
Get a service job. Suddenly you'll find lots of people can speak English, and write English, but they can't bloody well read it!
Case in point, smokers smoking on school grounds. "Ugh, I dun didn't know"
Oh, you mean you missed the laws passed when I was still a baby? Or was it the BIG FOOKING SIGNS that gave you trouble?
"Huh, I wonder what a prop gun labeled crash will do given it was added by a complete troll?"
Everyone else:
31:16 Warthog Turret Sentinels sounds like a flawless fantastic idea. Def wouldn't be abused as a star wars speeder bike by the player if they can sneak up on the Sentinel and mount.
Grunt rambos with handheld Warthog turret when.
New weapon idea: An actual miniaturized Halo thats handheld but still ridiculously big. It just kills everything and everyone.
Make it a vehicle with MC standing inside looking like The Vitruvian Man
guy:invites inferno. inferno:"so you have chosen death"
I didn’t expect him to rework the whole campaign mod for the Race… but I sure as hell didn’t complain about it XD
"Send your enemies into geosynchronus orbit"
"NOT AGAIN"
What's missing is a left-handed gun like how in counterstrike you could set your pov to left-handed and the gun would appear on the left side.
>Takes the piss gun
>"Now the flowers will grow"
All I can say is watching Jon play Ninja Gaiden while hearing everybody else suffer was the definative experience
Thank you for making this
Also would it be possible to make a sniper rifle that causes you to spin 360° before firing? I tried something along those lines years ago but could never figure it out lol
Bonus points for the sniper rifle to have the scope removed from its model
This is brilliant if it can be pulled off.
You know... maybe? I'm not 100% sure but I know you can move the camera some with damage_effects so possibly. Not a bad idea. I'll put it in my notes.
@@InfernoPlus I was only able to get the camera to turn vertically, which is funny, but not quite the desired effect
@@InfernoPlus how much sillier can we make it? The further down the mag you get, the more you get spun. 90°, 180°, 360°, 720°
@@CertMediocre Going more along those lines, the shot sound should be replaced with the sound for landing a trick in tony hawk
22:31 I'm gonna send this grunt into orbit.
22:34 I'm gonna send this demon into heaven.
When the thruster grunt splattered you in the turret, I absolutely lost it. I need to play this!
"Captain, what is that?"
"That... is Cursed Halo 2."
next update to this mod should be just 1 singuler overpowered grunt, like nobody knows where it is in what level, you can shoot him once in the head to kill him sure, but he constantly fires 1 hit kill guns, either the duck hunt pistol with 360 no scopes, or the overcharged plasma pistol
Finally I needed my cursed gaming fix. Thank you InfernoPlus
So does the gold shower gun lower enemy defense by 20 when hit?
Also, holy shit the turret moment with the way it slid around was just the best!
Nice terraria reference
@@gablink5190 It was really the only reference I could think of because it looks identical to the Golden Shower spell.
I'd like to make a suggestion on the D20 grenades. Have a rare "roll a 1" where the grenade flings back at the person who threw it and then explodes.
I love how even the creator fears his own invention
Got an idea for the D20:
A chance for it to explode into 6 more D20 grenades, these resulting D20s can also potentially roll the 6 more D20s and so on, potentially leading to immense chaos. The spawned D20s will be thrown outward a bit so it doesn't all happen in the same spot
Good news, that already is an effect. Enjoy.
@@InfernoPlus *quiet voice* Deer God...
@@InfernoPlus well, that’s certainly not good
"Is that a Splatoon Gun" OMFG I LOVE THAT GUY FOR THAT LMFAOOO
Every time I would pick up the sloppy sniper by mistake, I would sigh and drop it immediately, with this new version I'll get mad before throwing it away. Truly a cursed experience
A man is presented with a button which says "Crash the game" and expects it to not crash the game.
Honestly a close mid range gun that fires in an arc is a really good idea, pee jokes aside.
Oh and that reaction to the crash gun was perfect!~
I think a shocking about of content in this mod would actually make for good game design ideas
Hopefully the next edition will include Dante from the Devil May Cry Series!
& Knuckles
My favorite part is when he accidentally calls Cortana "Corona"
Alternate Title: Pissing on Aliens for Charity
He should add the 9D chess grunt to the d20.
7:00 "What are you doing?" "Uhh falling through the void Cortana, could ya HELP ME OUT HERE??"
there NEEDS to be a Twitch/UA-cam chat interaction version of this just to make it even more cursed
Always love your content when you Finally release a new vid. Especially during this time of feeling like shit while I’m sick
Hope you feel better gamer dude.
You literally cannot help yourself from doing the most unnecessarily amazing things, can you? This is beautiful.
“Dave” is actually named “Chips Dubbo” and he is a definite smash
Dave also approves this message.
Inferno was playing checkers, that grunt was playing 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel.
The grunt with the thruster in the turret had me laughing til it hurt.
Yes finally! I've been waiting for a censored thanos version to come out for ever!! New content looks amazong! Will def be downloading
This man is out here spitting out some of the best mods ever made.
God, I’m not sure anything can be funnier than getting splattered by the thruster shade turret.
The Crash Gun moment had me in tears XD
Ah yes the accursed content
2:08 twitch chat: “Ichor gun”
Neat little terraria reference
You should make “Halo Devs play cursed halo mod” video like those ones where they watch the speedrun
Thanks for this update. I was hoping to be able to stream a playthrough of this mod, and now I can :D
Oh no. He has done even more crimes against humanity.
You made the DLC pack, now… Cursed Halo 2… the sequel we need.
Watching this with a stomach bug and I quite literally nearly pooped myself laughing when the grunt thruster rolled you.
the grunt flying away saying "not again" implies he flew away like that before.
22:32 that grunt pulled a big brain move
That juking starting at 19:47 was legit man
17:07 For everyone who wants to watch the salt of the Crash Gun
Cursed Halo still isn't as cursed as Legendary Truth and Reconciliation
You're an inspiration, man. You motivated me to finish my ultra-large-format camera using 17" X-ray film and a lens from an old blueprint enlarger.
Every update makes my happiness grow greatley
Crash gun is best gun, because it means you stop playing this abomination.
Love that you’re still updating this.
Took me a while to realize what the joke was supposed to be with the fuel rod cannon. Then I remembered Halo CE didnt let you use it.
Chiefs flashlight becoming RGB was a power play.
my favorite part of this video is the thruster tool gun, the grunt says "not again" like this has happened to him multiple times in the past
Wow you actually somehow managed to make this more cursed than before. Congratulations I guess? May god help our souls.
I saw this in my recommended and the memories came back and I was scared
"What are you doing? You have to stay with the Marines" - proceeds to zoom into the void.
7:00 CORONGUS
We need you to add Cortana having Amongus drop
Thruster Grunt in the Shade: 'POWEEER! ABSOLUTE POWEEER!'
17:28 That has been my experience with a lot of the tool guns
I have a request, if you ever make another mod like this. Garnades launcher that fires 6 at a time. Fun for no one
Cluaternade would be lots of fun!
Man's out here making more content for Halo than 343. Truly the hero we needed
Your voice reminds me of RvB's Griff, which just made me realize they would be an amazing D20 random spawn, placing red or blue team as opponents who bum rush everything in the room, OR side with you, keepin it random :)
Here’s a tip for the gulch part of Truth and Reconciliation based on what Homyk did. If you use the Super Soaker to throw yourself on top of the canyon walls, you can skip past all the spawn flags for the Covenant and just go straight to the grav lift no problem. You might still have to do the grav lift fight, but at least you wouldn’t have to slog through the rest of the Gulch to get there.
Similarly for Assault on the Control Room based on what Jacob did, when you get to the first bridge, if you can jump off the side closest to the door you come out of and drop down to the bottom of the canyon without killing yourself, you will skip the spawn flags for most if not the remainder of the level, so you can safely blunderjump your way to the control room, fall damage aside. I think the parked Flappy Banshees before the control room still show up so you can take them across if you don’t want to risk dying by blunderjumpung from the rock bridge to the path leading up to the end.
the needler bolts making snark noises is my favourite.
Can’t wait for this to have microtransactions 10 years later!
All these warthog variants, and my man escapes the Pillar Of Autumn in a Ford Pinto.
Aw yeah, this update made my day (and the Thanos fix is appreciated)
I can't wait for the day when we get Cursed Halo 2
Should have made it that when the pee gun overheats, master chief shakes it similar to how you would when you as a guy go to the bathroom.