Baldur's Gate 3 - "I'm going to ****ing kill you" - Astarion

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  • @Did_No_Wrong
    @Did_No_Wrong Рік тому +10268

    Clown: "Who wants to hear a joke?"
    Dark urge: "Man I really wanna kill this whole crowd and bathe in their blood."

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 Рік тому +555

      You would think Bhaal cultists would realize their former boss would easily rip them into shreds if they even gave impression they were trying to fuck with him...

    • @serronserron1320
      @serronserron1320 Рік тому +404

      The typical musings of a waitress

    • @krimsonentertainment4717
      @krimsonentertainment4717 Рік тому +227

      My exact thought everytime I go to work everyday.

    • @TrenchCoatDingo
      @TrenchCoatDingo Рік тому +35

      relatable

    • @jasminkrieger8464
      @jasminkrieger8464 Рік тому +41

      Reminded me of the Joker from batman he even sounds like him and tries to kill

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 Рік тому +4884

    "I need a volunteer! How about you, terrifying blood-drenched dragonman?"

    • @WeAreTheBentusi
      @WeAreTheBentusi Рік тому +408

      It's Faerun, blood soaked adventures wandering through the city are just a fact of life.

    • @oliverwilhelm6171
      @oliverwilhelm6171 Рік тому +173

      I have a similar issue with my Dark Urge. A Lloth drow assassin covered in red sigils. Everyone seems to think she's there to help.

    • @A1R3D3E7
      @A1R3D3E7 Рік тому +123

      To be fair, if you accept to go up as a dark urge, the clown says the he specifically chose you because you have "killers eyes". Like him.
      Or maybe it was the blood all over you that gave it away

    • @Airsaber
      @Airsaber Рік тому +59

      Maybe it wasn't all the blood but the fact that this Tav was literally the shiniest person around. Grossly incandescent, even, to quote a different game.

    • @Tank50us
      @Tank50us Рік тому +6

      @@Airsaber In my playthrough, I didn't go up, nor did anyone in my party... some poor random civie did... and got chomped.

  • @sic6603
    @sic6603 Рік тому +4263

    The scene is even better as a bard, as you get to trade puns with the clown before he tries to kill you.

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 Рік тому +644

      Bard as always is just fun to play because you turn almost every encounter into a meme

    • @weeb_dweeb
      @weeb_dweeb Рік тому +129

      ​@@ethanduncan1646hell yeah, it can also make for some pretty cool moments like in the siren battle.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому +127

      @@ethanduncan1646 Barbarian is pretty amusing for the simple fact you can bypass even needing to roll for dialogue to make people slink away a LOT of the time. Make sure you are half-orc though. It is the combo that allows that to happen.

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 Рік тому +14

      I plan to be a bard just so I can be funny

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Рік тому +22

      @@Nempo13| I had no idea there were specific class/race combos that got special lines!

  • @GoneRampant
    @GoneRampant Рік тому +9539

    I'm convinced Neil Newbon didn't miss *once* with Astarion's line reads, wow.

    • @Ashbrash1998
      @Ashbrash1998 Рік тому +726

      He has talked about living with Astarion for like 6 years and that he will miss the character

    • @KevsShwaShwa
      @KevsShwaShwa Рік тому +34

      I mean his voice was a big factor in me refunding the game haha. Sounds like knives on a plate. The most ear piercing sounds to come out of a speaker I’ve heard. Props to the voice actor, I think he did well but I heard one line on the beach and skipped the rest because it physically pained me to hear it.

    • @DEATHBYFLYINGCDS
      @DEATHBYFLYINGCDS Рік тому +1371

      @@KevsShwaShwa That has gotta be the most pathetic excuse for a refund I have ever heard

    • @KevsShwaShwa
      @KevsShwaShwa Рік тому +35

      @@DEATHBYFLYINGCDS nah it wasn’t just that. Haha. Game wasn’t for me. Good game just not for me. I really hated movement on mouse and board so I switched to controller, then back to mouse and board for the UI. Some big performance issues as well.
      Might check it out down the line when I’m more in a mental state for a slower paced game.

    • @notleviathan855
      @notleviathan855 Рік тому +18

      @@DEATHBYFLYINGCDS To be fair, while the NPC is something that you can avoid having in your party. If you make X choice you'll really only be left with him (and a select few) While I don't personally find his voice annoying, there are a few characters that annoy me anytime they're on screen. It's like watching a TV show, and a main character is super annoying. Astarions voice at least to me is mildly annoying, but fine if I don't talk to him often. Well Written Character, very well voiced acted, and when he says something sarcastic I chuckle, but goodness gravy is it too much sometimes.

  • @seablade214
    @seablade214 Рік тому +4441

    Astarion disapproves... Wyll approves lmao

    • @shino190
      @shino190 Рік тому +237

      Them two in a nutshell lol

    • @Sandstimes
      @Sandstimes Рік тому +516

      I love how in each variation of this scene the other party members approve of you bullying anyone that's not them lolll

    • @Noyoki
      @Noyoki Рік тому +236

      ​@@Sandstimes "oh thank the gods it's not me."

    • @YourLocalCopiumDealer
      @YourLocalCopiumDealer Рік тому +112

      @@NoyokiYou might think that with the first time he approves, but when you push Astarian on stage he approves again! Wyll has a bit of a mean streak to him.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому +124

      @@YourLocalCopiumDealer Wyll just likes seeing Astarion uncomfortable. You will ALWAYS get rep with one if you poke fun of the other. ALWAYS. Astarion likes poking at Wyll too

  • @xx-om1nn
    @xx-om1nn Рік тому +2489

    Astarion: clowns are scary
    Also Astarion: walking around covered in blood

    • @lunatic-k5209
      @lunatic-k5209 Рік тому +43

      Heh Vampire I’m right?

    • @pablothecoffeelover2551
      @pablothecoffeelover2551 Рік тому +38

      To be fair
      Clowns are fucking scary

    • @xx-om1nn
      @xx-om1nn Рік тому +3

      @@lunatic-k5209 yeap

    • @futrecacao
      @futrecacao Рік тому +1

      ​@@pablothecoffeelover2551just pennyswise

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@futrecacao And the Joker. And Adam, from Dead Rising.

  • @alexv1154
    @alexv1154 Рік тому +6898

    what's really funny about this encounter is that if you are a GoO Warlock, you patron directly tells you it doesn't like Dribbles.
    mind you this is one of the only times in the entire game where you get any information from your warlock ,and it's that Cthulu doesn't like clowns

    • @osufan8278
      @osufan8278 Рік тому +993

      It's the same with a fiend. Who would have thought the thing that mysterious evils from far reach and monsters from lower planes have in common is a dislike for clowns?

    • @RawCauliflower
      @RawCauliflower Рік тому +250

      @@osufan8278 Devils ain't keen, but demons are fine with them.

    • @osufan8278
      @osufan8278 Рік тому +248

      @@RawCauliflower makes sense, clowns are quite chaotic

    • @C4MG1RL
      @C4MG1RL Рік тому +102

      The fiend also talks to you when you encounter a certain enemy in Shadowheart's quest. Bugged right now but it does.

    • @osufan8278
      @osufan8278 Рік тому +92

      @@C4MG1RL the fiend also says to you how diabolical it would be for PC to steal the blood of Lathander

  • @UltimateGround
    @UltimateGround Рік тому +1257

    That 'Miss' on Astarion while on the ground is the most Baldur's Gate thing out there.

    • @Arkylie
      @Arkylie Рік тому +68

      heh, reminds me of a Pathfinder session where our ranger literally could not hit the guy on the floor directly at his feet. Just miss after miss after miss after miss XD

    • @DannyEastes
      @DannyEastes Рік тому +60

      That's XCOM baby

    • @wormybobcat3706
      @wormybobcat3706 Рік тому +13

      Guess he just rolled away in time

    • @ekothesilent9456
      @ekothesilent9456 Рік тому +28

      @@Arkyliereminds me of my 2e session where we had this drug crazed goblin. He was prone, drunk, and we had a party of strictly rangers. We all spent 3 turns shooting arrows at him and after the ninth arrow in a row missed at point blank range our best ranger decided he was going to throw his quiver at him. We rolled to hit and he succeeded. He rolled damage. (1D4 +strength improvised weapon) he rolled a 1. Barely Enough to kill the dying, drug addled goblin. When we realized his strength was 9… so he did 1 minus 1 damage… with the 9 arrows around the goblin and the quiver full of arrows strewn around him we all 3 just sat down next to the gobbo and retired our career as rangers.

    • @erwins_arm
      @erwins_arm Рік тому

      ​@@DannyEastesthis is baldurs gate

  • @BrofessorDG
    @BrofessorDG Рік тому +887

    And the punchline "oh, it was a cultist? Pity, I hoped to have killed a real clown"

  • @alexanderhamilton4258
    @alexanderhamilton4258 Рік тому +3226

    I always love watching these vids where everyone's characters look badass as fuck, and then you have my character who basically has on rags and sandals. Really makes me contemplate where it all went wrong.

    • @mikewaters2126
      @mikewaters2126 Рік тому +223

      Same but in real life

    • @aRandomFox00
      @aRandomFox00 Рік тому +345

      Barbarians and Monks are among the few classes who get stronger the **less** clothes they wear. When you need to draw on your full strength, rip off your clothes mid-battle with a Sailor Moon-style transformation!
      I grant you advantage to Intimidation because nobody wants to fight a buck naked lunatic charging at them with murderous intent.

    • @elitexpgaming1810
      @elitexpgaming1810 Рік тому +10

      Spend more time exploring

    • @nezlok
      @nezlok Рік тому +8

      Seriously where are these cloaks??

    • @LordKingler
      @LordKingler Рік тому +13

      @@nezlok I only ran into my first cloaks in act 2.

  • @Tuxwell
    @Tuxwell Рік тому +441

    When it comes to scarecrow jokes, I prefer: "Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."

  • @Foretelling
    @Foretelling Рік тому +612

    He is definitely one of, if not the most well voiced character in the whole game

    • @matthewtedeschi5646
      @matthewtedeschi5646 Рік тому +11

      Always steals the show with his lines 😂 I always have him in my party

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb Рік тому +6

      yeah, I think astarion and karlach are the best voiced characters in the game. And it says a lot because everybody is voiced very well

    • @Foretelling
      @Foretelling Рік тому +2

      @@Revan-eb1wb Not keen on Karlach’s voice

    • @svnvxx
      @svnvxx Рік тому +2

      @@Revan-eb1wb What about Lae'Zel? Her breaking down and voice cracks when she's slowly finding out everything she ever believed in was... well...

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb Рік тому +1

      @@svnvxx she is great as well. Everybody is voiced very good in the game.i just think that karlach and astarion are a standout.

  • @Altmer353
    @Altmer353 Рік тому +2408

    God i freaking love Astarion.

    • @maikbaumann1250
      @maikbaumann1250 Рік тому +32

      yes best charakter after karlach,

    • @Sandstimes
      @Sandstimes Рік тому +58

      @TsunzucchiniTzatzikiSan it is impossible not to love karlach tbf

    • @Sandstimes
      @Sandstimes Рік тому +4

      Fr, I love how larian handled his story

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 Рік тому +3

      @@maikbaumann1250 bruh best character is hands down Shadowheart, then the narrator (yes you hear me right), then Karlach, then Lae'zel, then Astarion. Get your priorities straight!

    • @GlizzyGoblin757
      @GlizzyGoblin757 Рік тому

      @@maikbaumann1250Astarion and Karlach would be the worst characters if it wasnt for Wyll having literally 0 personality

  • @Isometrix116
    @Isometrix116 Рік тому +428

    For a modern equivalent, this is like some guy in the crowd walking around in full tactical gear with an M4 strapped to his back and a clown saying “Hmm what a wonderful volunteer!”

    • @Arkylie
      @Arkylie Рік тому +13

      This is just reminding me of how often in Skyrim I'll marvel at how various people don't react to my character in a realistic way. Random thieves trying to strongarm me despite my armor, magic, heavily armored follower, and floating minion made of fire, just as an example. Or the way certain townsfolk react. I'm looking forward to seeing if BG3 has a more immersive vibe to it, since the devs seem to have gone out of their way to account for player choice in so many little details.

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti Рік тому +17

      Mind you, this IS a plane hopping circus and adventurers are the bread and butter of the city they´re in.

    • @callmequaz9052
      @callmequaz9052 Рік тому +4

      ​@@ArkylieWell there is one thing that actually gets very annoying, very fast and can lead to npc's literally running to their deaths. They react to undead summons and I believe elemental summons and druid wild shapes too, and by react, I mean they shit their pants, shout at them about not belonging here while chasing after them, and quite often, running to their deaths in certain areas. Thankfully, there is a mod that changes it so you can either have them only react verbally (though there is only a small pool of dialogue) or simply not react at all.
      Aside from that, I believe the only other kinds of interactions are class and race based in dialogue, such as being able to roar at people as a barbarian, giving you advantage on an intimidation check. It's pretty cool, but the first one I described just gets tiring very quickly.

  • @OceanStateMadness
    @OceanStateMadness Рік тому +682

    Astarion: "This cements my fear of clowns, ON THE SPOT! Horrid things!"

    • @jasminkrieger8464
      @jasminkrieger8464 Рік тому +2

      I dont like clowns because of poltergeist with the clown doll trying to eat you movie es it and of course spawn movie the only clown that i would like is homey the clown in living color bit thats about it

    • @jasminkrieger8464
      @jasminkrieger8464 Рік тому

      He will fear the one from movie spawn through and the joker from batman wonder how he would react on venom and carnage

    • @OceanStateMadness
      @OceanStateMadness Рік тому +1

      I love clowns :o)

    • @Airsaber
      @Airsaber Рік тому +7

      Not gonna lie, it was easy to read this comment in his voice.

  • @felezeros4556
    @felezeros4556 Рік тому +172

    Gale is also funny: “you pressure me a lot, even though i could choose to explode at any moment.” or something like that

    • @PerfectKirby
      @PerfectKirby 8 місяців тому +18

      It’s “you’re really testing the patience of a man who could level a city if he wanted to, you know.”

  • @rieJW
    @rieJW Рік тому +218

    Neil Newbon aced the “I’m gonna f kill you” line lmao

  • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
    @AleksandrStrizhevskiy Рік тому +206

    Astarion did not get over his fear of clowns that day.

  • @sirflimflam
    @sirflimflam Рік тому +1198

    Astarion is literally the best thing about this game.

    • @sapnupua5
      @sapnupua5 Рік тому +108

      @Slawsershes funny and good at lock picking, ultimately up to you though

    • @annasolovyeva1013
      @annasolovyeva1013 Рік тому +13

      ​@Slawsersi dare say you had better to do it.

    • @luhcsgrimm8857
      @luhcsgrimm8857 Рік тому +5

      Karlach is just as good

    • @fawnjugh
      @fawnjugh Рік тому +5

      not even close.

    • @patrik3482
      @patrik3482 Рік тому +8

      Too bad he disagrees with everything i do.

  • @roguejester4986
    @roguejester4986 Рік тому +262

    Astarion at his most relatable.

  • @xsilentangelx
    @xsilentangelx Рік тому +450

    I've never played Baldur's Gate before but these videos are really starting to convince me to play it

    • @Topaz542
      @Topaz542 Рік тому +41

      please do. Baldur's Gate 3 is quite possibly the best game I've played in a long time

    • @ruthlessasmr6662
      @ruthlessasmr6662 Рік тому +2

      If you can get over the bugs, it's honestly amazing. Granted the bugs are... Not perfect.

    • @seinquant
      @seinquant Рік тому

      PLAY IT lord it's so fun

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 Рік тому +1

      @@Topaz542 no that would be Witcher 3. Unfortunately while the map, game mechanics, level design and graphics are spectacular, the story is lackluster and I am not impressed with the content of the game. But the game does have replay value because you can choose different things during different cutscenes and the ending will change.

    • @Topaz542
      @Topaz542 Рік тому +45

      @SahilP2648 thank but uhhh.. don't speak for me? Tbh I didn't like Witcher 3 and besides I didn't say "the best game in a long time" I said "best game I'VE played in a long time"
      thankie 👍

  • @Eogard
    @Eogard Рік тому +68

    "I have a message for you", said Dribble the clown. "The Lannisters send their regards".

  • @LeafSooup
    @LeafSooup Рік тому +107

    The Minthara prompt was "She's the funniest person i know", my god the choices in this game are great

  • @DillonMeyer
    @DillonMeyer Рік тому +390

    I've been experimenting with the power of Withers. He lets you reset the *base class* for any character, including the premade members that in character creation have locked classes. This actually leads to special interactions, such as Karlach having unique dialogue options as a Druid, and having people talk to her confused about her Infernal Engine Tieflingness with the oaths and powers of Druidism.
    Also everyone has unique lines for when they use Vicious Mockery. I'm certain some characters would have different options in a situation like this based on base class.

    • @HeyaImAlice
      @HeyaImAlice Рік тому +102

      Alright, next run everyone's a bard

    • @alfreynope5660
      @alfreynope5660 Рік тому

      Everyone only using vicious mockery for damage does sound kind of fun@@HeyaImAlice

    • @HairyJuan
      @HairyJuan Рік тому +83

      I want to see Astarion as a paladin, I have a really hard time believing that man would keep his oath

    • @seinquant
      @seinquant Рік тому +20

      WHAAAT oh my god i'm making everybody a bard immediately

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 Рік тому +7

      But what I don't understand is even if I change the class, I am stuck at lvl 1, it doesn't auto update to the previous level you were at, at least for me. Maybe it's a bug, I am not sure.

  • @macheathers1861
    @macheathers1861 Рік тому +38

    MASSIVE jokes on everyone who doesn't appreciate Astarion's voice. His VA, Neil, just got an award for best supporting performer for this part, and it couldn't be more deserved.

  • @Azumgi
    @Azumgi Рік тому +54

    Dark Urge in middle of the show: 0:34 ☺🤗🤡
    Dark Urge literally a half minute later: 1:15 Rip and tear until it is done 💀

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman Рік тому +4

      Play as Durge. Do the redemption arc. Go to Hell with Karlach. Become the D&D Doomslayer.

    • @Azumgi
      @Azumgi Рік тому +5

      @@1337penguinman That's what i did. All i need to have the happiest ending is to somehow meet Adrian so Jaheira would be also happy.

  • @mirchiamemeina1524
    @mirchiamemeina1524 Рік тому +16

    There is something utterly magical about the blood-drenched literal f***ing vampire being scared of clowns.

  • @vamp666
    @vamp666 Рік тому +66

    I LOVE ASTARION I LOVE HOW HE HAS A FEAR OF CLOWNS HES SO SILLY
    imagine a vampire that’s killed hundreds and kidnapped just as many and his biggest fear isn’t the sun but clowns

  • @AwwhHex
    @AwwhHex Рік тому +25

    Hearing Dribbles say, “Praise the Absolute” out of no where on my first playthrough threw me off so hard I had to pick up my jaw from the floor. Such a fun encounter.

  • @meowy2k
    @meowy2k Рік тому +84

    he is so iconic i love him

  • @jtr7377
    @jtr7377 Рік тому +22

    Astarion: "I am going to fucking kill you."
    Dribbles: "Not if I kill the both of you"

  • @alecchristiaen4856
    @alecchristiaen4856 Рік тому +64

    Ok, the eponymous line is great, but the delivery on "ooh good, puns." gives me life.

  • @Eledramel
    @Eledramel Рік тому +29

    I accidently triggered that scene in my playthrough, I was laughing for like 5 minutes straight. The way he says that, with that awkward look afterwards and that Larian made it possible to do this is just pure gold

  • @rougedruidlexi7543
    @rougedruidlexi7543 Рік тому +60

    This has got to be one of the best voice acting scenes of all time. This is the funniest thing ever! XD

  • @TheBraddy2610
    @TheBraddy2610 Рік тому +135

    You know, if you examine Dribbles before you join the crowd, it literally tells you he is evil.

    • @c.b.-
      @c.b.- Рік тому +52

      D&D rules for adventurers in town _specifically state_ that you can't throw the first punch. You've got to let the cultist attack you first, and _then_ you get to tear him limb from limb ...in front of an all-ages audience. Actually, it's best to not think too hard about some things. 😅

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 Рік тому +11

      Its a deamon dog no shit its evil

    • @ggwp638BC
      @ggwp638BC Рік тому +3

      @@c.b.- Of course, if HE attacks, it's sell defense. But if you attack first... You're the aggressor.

    • @Lightice1
      @Lightice1 Рік тому +10

      @@jd2792 There's a lot of "evil" creatures working in the circus, being perfectly civil and professional; a mummy, an ifrit, some redcaps and the leader is a necromancer. The dog doesn't stand out at all in that crowd.

    • @JondarKorric
      @JondarKorric Рік тому +3

      @@Lightice1 Mummies aren't always evil aligned. back in 3.5 a Mummy was the only Undead capable of having class levels in Paladin, because Mummy alignment was Any Lawful.

  • @isleofdead1337
    @isleofdead1337 Рік тому +51

    Can I just say that I love some of the movements in this game. All to often mocap feels weird and stilted but here it’s just so fun.

  • @mdalsted
    @mdalsted Рік тому +10

    Astarion: I'm going to f*cking kill you.
    Some of y'all, I'm sure: Love you, too, Asty, LOL

  • @garrettcarter5622
    @garrettcarter5622 Рік тому +545

    This game is one of the few times where, “We have Dragon Age 4 at home” is met with “You’re right, let’s go home.”

    • @drakkondarkspell
      @drakkondarkspell Рік тому +88

      Oh look! A developer from a AAA studio! Quick everyone, point and laugh!

    • @davi1415
      @davi1415 Рік тому +67

      In my personal opinion, this is the game that I wanted Dragon Age 2 to be.

    • @marmar3530
      @marmar3530 Рік тому +8

      Good thing Dragon Age is pretty trash while this is gold.

    • @lesbyleth
      @lesbyleth Рік тому +37

      @@drakkondarkspellop was praising BG3 though

    • @Canadish
      @Canadish Рік тому +5

      Yeah, Dragon Age 4 is looking VERY redundant at the moment. I guess some people on Tumblr still kind of enjoy it?

  • @tzeentchnco.7441
    @tzeentchnco.7441 Рік тому +35

    If you have the "Alert" feat and go onto the stage, you'll automatically succeed in the saving throw against the dog every time. I checked!

  • @particularindividual4552
    @particularindividual4552 Рік тому +20

    I also sent Astarion up there thinking he would genuinely appreciate it.

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab Рік тому +4

      🤣 well, you tried

  • @DefinitelynotaPupper
    @DefinitelynotaPupper Рік тому +9

    2:11 Neil Newbon
    *Winner of The Game Awards' Best Video Game Performance of the year everybody*

  • @SinKieran
    @SinKieran Рік тому +33

    I'd already examined the clowns beforehand and seen they were doppelgangers, + already had Dribbles's torso and hand on me.
    Still sent poor Karlach up on the stage cause she was so excited for the Circus :')
    I don't think she'll be takin me on more Circus dates.

    • @PrincessAmanante
      @PrincessAmanante Рік тому

      Karlach: “this had better be violent or sexy. Or both.”
      Well you got your wish hun. It wasn’t sexy, but it got violent awfully quick! 😂

  • @dutch24
    @dutch24 Рік тому +9

    They 100% aimed for the "Pitbull named Princess" meme here

    • @dutch24
      @dutch24 Рік тому +1

      @@Maddoxoxox That's not exactly what I said

  • @geraltGalleg0s
    @geraltGalleg0s Рік тому +451

    This is hilarious! Astarion is easily the best character in a game. He seems so... real. Alive.
    Neil's performance is marvelous 💯

  • @metalrob6713
    @metalrob6713 Рік тому +18

    2:52 "Hail Hydra" moment.

  • @unamusedrohan1666
    @unamusedrohan1666 Рік тому +5

    Astarion's great because I can become genuinely emotional over his past traumas while still being entertained by him getting mauled by a dog or annihilated by a sun cannon

  • @spulcipher7131
    @spulcipher7131 8 місяців тому +2

    Dark Urge just having intrusive thoughts in the most random moments 😭

  • @mantisynth2186
    @mantisynth2186 Рік тому +2

    This whole video is pure comedy. Astarion's reaction. The random dark urge narration that ultimately goes nowhere. And the delivery of "praise the absolute" really ties everything together

  • @SkitariiB-
    @SkitariiB- Рік тому +12

    The voice acting of this game is absolutely perfect

  • @RhobarEisenblut
    @RhobarEisenblut Рік тому +12

    At this point it feels like a Jojo Episode because where ever the gang travels, there is always Dio the Absolute and his Standuser...

  • @RemingtonDean
    @RemingtonDean Рік тому +8

    No matter the player, Astarion always ends up wearing the same armor set. Because it looks dope as fuck.

  • @IchbinX
    @IchbinX Рік тому +17

    I sent Karlach up there. I told her, "Oh no, I came here because YOU wanted me to. Now get yer butt up there... I'm not getting assassinated."

  • @patrik3482
    @patrik3482 Рік тому +28

    When i got to this dialogue, i reloaded and reloaded to test every companion. Astarion's reaction was probably the best though.

  • @valthorix7347
    @valthorix7347 Рік тому +8

    Holy shit that's one of the best deliveries I've ever heard

  • @Cyrillius1
    @Cyrillius1 Рік тому +4

    "Here comes the punchline!" [Miss] looks like that joke ... didn't land 🥁

  • @ShevaSmash
    @ShevaSmash Рік тому +19

    I watched the "kill you" part way to many times now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Demonlord242
    @Demonlord242 Рік тому +9

    And thus, Astarion was given another reason why everyone should hate clowns.

  • @DNGNDriver
    @DNGNDriver Рік тому +2

    My favorite part of this is that Astarion is caked in blood and nobody seems to give a shit

  • @thekeeperoftwindragons5976
    @thekeeperoftwindragons5976 Рік тому +3

    Astarion has the exact same reaction I and any other sane person would have

  • @tacticalgoldfinch8953
    @tacticalgoldfinch8953 Рік тому +57

    Can’t wait to get to this point. Long story short, hated being Druid. Switched to bard. I found I used charisma a lot and I think I genuinely enjoy bard more. The different class interaction options are funnier than a Druid’s too. I am starting act 2 tomorrow. Hopefully I get to act 3 later this week or the next.

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom Рік тому +4

      Sorcerer/Bard multiclass is OP

    • @Airsaber
      @Airsaber Рік тому +1

      It honestly feels like the bard option is one of Larian's favourites. Hell, BG3's made me play as a bard for the very first time in my life.

    • @thegamingillustrator
      @thegamingillustrator Рік тому +2

      Dude, the rogue/ranger multiclass is so over powered. Deception, perception, lock picking, trap disarming, duel wielding, and animal related rolls have advantage, and like 8 modifiers. I can roll a 4 on a lock picking roll, and get 14 from modifiers adding 10. It's so funny because in the thieves guild in act 1, you can disarm everything and steal from them without anyone even noticing.

    • @ileniagennari499
      @ileniagennari499 Рік тому +3

      For lore I'm druid but entertainer druid :D
      I used to live with acrobatics and little thief as a cat form. Really enjoyed talking to animals

    • @user-ee6lk1pb6w
      @user-ee6lk1pb6w Рік тому

      Really? But druid is the most fun class imo transforming into animals to scout and survey the area, shapeshifting to an owlbear and dropping yourself on enemies and killing them with your weight, spamming moonbeam to melt every enemies, using spores to make an undead army. Shame you dropped it, to each of their own i suppose.

  • @IB_A
    @IB_A Рік тому +20

    I dont know, but when I saw this clown first time, I wondered why Till Lindemann was in Baldurs Gate 3

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah Рік тому +1

      Didn't seem to be enough pyrotechnics for Till, but pretty close.

  • @LoneWolfMikoto
    @LoneWolfMikoto Рік тому +1

    He felt there was something not right with this clown. He felt it.

  • @ChiakiNanami736
    @ChiakiNanami736 10 місяців тому +1

    I wish we had an option to ask Astarion if he fears clowns more than the sun or his sire...

  • @luhcsgrimm8857
    @luhcsgrimm8857 Рік тому +9

    I took karlach to the circus because she seemed so happy. She murdered that clown. Put him in the dirt

  • @elivcdxv1852
    @elivcdxv1852 Рік тому +3

    "Concussive Smash" Homie tried to Gallagher Astarion.

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 Рік тому +2

    There is a reason why he won Best Performance.

  • @UMCorian
    @UMCorian Рік тому +4

    This was easily my favorite exchange in the whole game.

  • @Chexmaster
    @Chexmaster Рік тому +8

    It's even funnier when you do it with a level 3 character you have not used and they explode from the clowns sneak attack

  • @sanddoom2089
    @sanddoom2089 Рік тому +2

    This was my favorite because I love Astarion and him saying that to me is hysterical

  • @yesferrets
    @yesferrets Рік тому +7

    I accidentally rolled into this scene as a wheel of cheese 😢 it was very interesting

  • @oblivionfan345Tony
    @oblivionfan345Tony Рік тому +1

    This is the easiest game of "spot the main character" I've ever played.

  • @MaSaHo93
    @MaSaHo93 Рік тому +2

    I felt this "hail Hidra" energy when the clown was about to attack hahaha

  • @Vokunos
    @Vokunos Рік тому +11

    i am so so glad that i took astarion with me all the time in my first playtrough lol. at first my party consisted of me, astarion, schadowheart and wyll. then i switched wyll for lae´zel when i realised how strong she was and after that i switched her out for karlach because i though she was hilarious and equally as strong, if not even stronger... so since the middle of act 2 till the end of the game my party consisted of me. astarion, shadowheart and karlach. now i am in my second playthrough and besides karlach (because i want to romance her instead of shadowheart this time) i am taking two characters with me that i didnt really used that much in gale and wyll and even tho i actually like them both (yes even gale) it just isnt the same without astarion in your party haha

  • @Kellethorn
    @Kellethorn Рік тому +1

    "Oh good puns!! Because clowns aren't enough of a horror already."

  • @stopmakingmechangemyname
    @stopmakingmechangemyname Рік тому +1

    line even sounds like its delivered behind a big crowd-appeasing fake grin

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere Рік тому +3

    "How about another joke, Astarion?!"

  • @JustANerdyGal
    @JustANerdyGal Рік тому +4

    I haven't played this game yet but I already love Astarion. LOL

  • @Karomix3
    @Karomix3 Рік тому +2

    To be fair to Astarion the clown looks like the Joker, but in blue, red and yellow. Really fucking creepy.

  • @dasLlamas_94
    @dasLlamas_94 Рік тому +1

    I see Astarion, I click.

  • @Bubu567
    @Bubu567 Рік тому +4

    FYI, throw a jar of water at someone to clean the blood off them.

  • @MarkusEmilBorg
    @MarkusEmilBorg Рік тому +2

    Oh Buddy, what happened to you? Buddy... Where's Emmie?

  • @retiredanimatorchannel
    @retiredanimatorchannel Рік тому

    Clown: *misses point blank concussion*
    Refuses to further elaborate

  • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
    @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 Рік тому +1

    *here comes the punchline* is underrated

  • @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
    @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs Рік тому

    I swear the light chuckle after he says "I'm going to fucking kill you" is actually Neil corpsing.

  • @ArmoredZephyr
    @ArmoredZephyr Рік тому +2

    This is a real "Hail Hydra" moment.

  • @thebukojoeplays
    @thebukojoeplays Рік тому +3

    Years of not finding Emmie turned Buddy into this dog? So sad. X(

  • @Rachel99InMyName
    @Rachel99InMyName Рік тому +1

    The new trend? Bullying Astarion... I like that! ^^'
    Dear Astarion. You must only have the strenght to make the right sacrifices. Want and Sacrifice..

  • @heshbruwn
    @heshbruwn  Рік тому +68

    Saw a few comments where people were wondering what armour my Tav and companions were wearing. Here it is:
    Tav: Flawed Helldusk Armour, with no dye. Obtained by giving the extra Infernal Iron to the smith Dammon once you've reasonably progressed Karlach's story. If you've missed this chance, you can get the unflawed Helldusk armour by progressing Raphael's story.
    Astarion: Spidersilk Armour, with "Red Dye". Obtained from Minthara.
    Shadowheart: Adamantine Splint Armour, with "Bloody Plum Dye" (although Lavender dye looks great too). Obtained from Grymforge in Act 1.
    Wyll: good ol' Padded Armour+2, with no dye
    Also I'm compiling all the Astarion cutscenes/notable dialogue I get in this wacky playlist here, which will be updated as I go along the second playthrough: ua-cam.com/play/PL_pb-Hz17m9787olQp7BmowBMBRLDnZ7A.html

  • @dominion3441
    @dominion3441 Рік тому +2

    1:15 Most sane Dark Urge moment.

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 Рік тому +1

    Astarion is always a mood for D&D players.

  • @Ashley1Black
    @Ashley1Black Рік тому +1

    That's hilarious. I love Astarion and Neil. I refused to go up there and just stared at the clown. He got upset and murdered a civilian volunteer.

  • @theobsessor11294
    @theobsessor11294 Рік тому

    Every time Neil Newbon delivers these lines, I am laughing until I feel sick

  • @voidzone
    @voidzone Рік тому +21

    Damn I never got there, the end credits rolled for me in act2 gg

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom Рік тому +7

      The fuck would you blow Gale up for?!

    • @voidzone
      @voidzone Рік тому +4

      @@ThwipThwipBoom It's fine I reloaded my save.....and I just did it again in Act3

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom Рік тому

      @@voidzone 😱🤬

  • @WinryRockbellElric
    @WinryRockbellElric Рік тому

    I LITERALLY SCREAMED THAT DELIVERY WAS SO PERFECT

  • @TheLastWhiteKid
    @TheLastWhiteKid Рік тому +7

    Damn bro, your Dark Urge looks a lot like mine, with the same party comp. Pretty wild

  • @zefurin7300
    @zefurin7300 Рік тому

    The blood covering his face makes the scene even better...

  • @xanmontes8715
    @xanmontes8715 Рік тому

    THE MAN. DOES NOT. MISS.

  • @pcgameboy8407
    @pcgameboy8407 Рік тому +1

    I am happy i am not the only person who got to see this scene. Was so damn funny.

  • @Olter_
    @Olter_ Рік тому +21

    Moments like these is why not having asterion in party is pretty much pointless
    Because no other companion has this type of stuff as an option sadly

    • @ThatTCG
      @ThatTCG Рік тому +3

      Just use the mod that let's you bring everyone

    • @Olter_
      @Olter_ Рік тому +3

      @@ThatTCG I dont want to bring everyone

    • @SonicBoyster
      @SonicBoyster Рік тому

      This has big “I wish every play through was the same” energy.

    • @Olter_
      @Olter_ Рік тому +1

      @@SonicBoyster
      If the options of gameplay are 10hrs of extra content or no extra content, there is no reason why you wouldnt pick the prior option. If the other characters were as reactive of their envioroment there wouldnt be an issue, but that isnt the case

    • @freedomextremist7215
      @freedomextremist7215 Рік тому

      @@SonicBoyster No, it has a "I wish I wouldn't be forced to replay the game several times to get some of the content when the rest is pretty much the same. "

  • @IroncladEmpireOfficial
    @IroncladEmpireOfficial Рік тому +1

    Ok why is literally everyone a lizard in this game?