***** I agree. It could very much be like a horror-comedy Resident evil 3 that takes place in the house/closet realm, with some elements that parody the resident evil series.
You don't have to be alone on Christmas, Uncle Samsonite is always with you, watching by the fire, with the distant sound of My Pony, ready for you to jump on it... ;)
Ah yes, Sam Tucker, I am most definitely playing a character and not possessing the body of Jake in order to use his UA-cam account to answer the comments of thousands of sweet children.
Dear Jake and Uncle Samsonite, Thanks for making me laugh so hard I piss myself and getting me through the hard times in life. I will always remember being able to sit down after a shit day and see some good old comedy. Thanks so much for being a part of my life!
It's the middle of June 2024, and I still felt the Christmas spirit while watching this. I also had my dog by my side while watching the full 12 minutes. Happy Holidanks, Jake Bowen!
Im glad that uncle sam set all the christmas paraphernalia ready while the bowens are off on the samsonite realm, they must be one of Uncle S' preffered disciples. I hope that they make a great musical hit one day, one to surpass ginuwine himself.
Hi! I've decided there wasn't much more in life, so I decided to start 3D modelling Uncle Samsonite and to suffer the consequences, also because I heaps admire your work! I hope to show you soon, and of course, have a very happy holidanks!
Thank you, its 2024 yet your song is still peak. I love it, i listened to it like on repeat js to try to make my mental health better and better (i cant now due to school and parents)
I believe he just takes the original track and slows it down while editing. I think youtube has an option to slow things down now so you can always do that.
Hello jake make me laugh your videos a lot and I wonder if you could make a 360 degree video of uncle samsonite because it would be great to be with uncle samsonite with the virtual reality glasses bye
For a second, i thought it was just a dog until i waited and saw slight Uncle Samsonite in the chair, and then i hurd... "**Jump on it.**" I think he's after me. 😭😭
I hope that at a school a teacher finds this video, not thinking much about it since it looks like there's nothing wrong with it, then as they play it during a test or something they begin to realize that there's something more to it other then a dog or smth like that, that would be so funny ngl
Every episode of Doctor Who but the tardis materialization/demat sounds are replaced with "My Pony] and the tardis itself is replaced with uncle samsonite.
For a second there I thought the whole video was a dog and Uncle Sam sitting near a fireplace for 12 minutes
Eyeamtha1 it was tho
What do you mean you thought?!
thats exactly what this video is though?
you arent gonna believe this man
@@scrubbytheslime7703nope.
There needs to be a horror game about uncle Samsonite
Robert Kelly there really should be lmao
Sir Twizbiz make sure you're able to leave your room to drink off-brand soda
Maybe off brand soda would act like Herbs from Resident Evil?
***** I agree. It could very much be like a horror-comedy Resident evil 3 that takes place in the house/closet realm, with some elements that parody the resident evil series.
Graviter I'd like to see it! sounds cool
I play this to my family every Christmas.
I HOPE YOUR'E PROUD OF ME DADDY SAMSONITE
As proud as an Uncle can be.
You know it’s kind of funny that you’re name is robin because ima be robin you’re raccoon from you
daddy samsonite is crazy
@@titanium_eater.80indeed
@@titanium_eater.80 think ur a couple years late
He knows when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
So lay down the beat for goodness sake!
My favorite carol.
Twerk twerk
*RIde It*
@@creatureman5636 J U M P O N I T
Twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk
You don't have to be alone on Christmas, Uncle Samsonite is always with you, watching by the fire, with the distant sound of My Pony, ready for you to jump on it... ;)
I love how well you stay in character in the comments.
Ah yes, Sam Tucker, I am most definitely playing a character and not possessing the body of Jake in order to use his UA-cam account to answer the comments of thousands of sweet children.
Jake Bowen jesus ok
@@JakeBowenTV *LAY DOWN THAT BEAT*
Dear Jake and Uncle Samsonite,
Thanks for making me laugh so hard I piss myself and getting me through the hard times in life. I will always remember being able to sit down after a shit day and see some good old comedy. Thanks so much for being a part of my life!
You are most welcome, dear Nathan Gumenick. Thank you for watching.
Howd he know you’re last name?! Did you have it before?
@@artg6700he is just that powerful
I hope you end up in trending eventually, spreading the love of off brand soda
That would be lovely.
YES
@@JakeBowenTVim here to tell you uncle samson is in a roblox horror game called pillar chase 2
@@EduardoFelix-ui6xshe knows
@@Reakyraka eek! 3 hours ago?!?!?!
Daddy samsonite
yes thank you uncle samsonite
You are most welcome, child.
…welp, that’s going on my Jake Bowen out of context list
Thank you, dear Uncle Samsonite.
Happy holidanks to everyone and especially you, Uncle Samsonite and Jake Bowen.
Happy Holidanks.
Jake Bowen Thank you very much for replying. I hope you're having fun and drinking some off-brand soda.
Chubbinator I will toss back a hefty helping of Meijer brand Orange Soda.
You to@@JakeBowenTV
Have a safe and happy holidanks to you too, Jake. I'll be waiting for Uncle Samsonite under my tree next month.
Thank you, child.
Jake Bowen plz plz plz do more 😂😂
Jake Bowen do a shrek is love shrek is life meets uncle samsonite
Uncle Samsonite > shrek (i love them both really) --- but Shrek and Sam should remain separate
You are welcome.
Happy Holidanks... Riding..... My pony.... FATHER!
Thank you Uncle Samsonite. I wish you the same.
Thank you.
May you have a happy holidank as well, Jake.
Why thank you.
So graceful I'm crying
let the party of off-brand sodas begin!!!!
Now this is the best Christmas gift I could get
Great Scott I will never sit in a chair again
A smart policy.
my mom is worried that I'm playing this in my room
What could she possibly be worried about?
exactly
It's the middle of June 2024, and I still felt the Christmas spirit while watching this.
I also had my dog by my side while watching the full 12 minutes. Happy Holidanks, Jake Bowen!
Im glad that uncle sam set all the christmas paraphernalia ready while the bowens are off on the samsonite realm, they must be one of Uncle S' preffered disciples. I hope that they make a great musical hit one day, one to surpass ginuwine himself.
happy holidanks to Jake
Happy Holidanks to you, too, Martin Tello Cepeda.
hey jake could you upload that slower version of pony song you made? i wanna play it when i play with myself
Be careful what you wish for, sweet Khent Reyes.
ua-cam.com/video/b31dCgQiGRw/v-deo.html&spfreload=5
Wtf
its been 8 years since this
thank you uncle samsonite
When it hits December, i will watch this daily.
Happy Holidanks! Have a grand time with in-laws and off-brands!
Samsonite is the best thing ever ! He’s just so cute ! ❤❤❤
Uncle Samsonite is love Uncle Samsonite is life
Uncle Samsonite thanks for the ps5 that made Christmas amazing.
Hi! I've decided there wasn't much more in life, so I decided to start 3D modelling Uncle Samsonite and to suffer the consequences, also because I heaps admire your work! I hope to show you soon, and of course, have a very happy holidanks!
This is truly a treasure. You have done a great thing this day. Which program did you use?
I used Cinema 4D and thank you.
Last night, I had a dream I was twerking with Uncle Samsonite.
Are you sure it was a dream?
Jake Bowen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hope it’s not
That's SO hot, augh, fuck~
He was thinking of making you jump on it.
@@whydoieven3305 lol
its tradition to always come back to this on Christmas and have it in the background during Christmas ❤
Uncle really took his time to do anything
We Love you Jake, and may you grow more and more over the years too come!
Where's his feet, thats literally the only important question
Uncle Samsonite doesn't have feet, silly. He has hooves.
but where are the hooves? :o
Apex Reindeer yea
Under the pants.
When can we see his "hooves"?
Today is my birthday, this is the best birthday wish I could have possible been granted.
Happy Birthday, dearest Ashley C.U.
Uncle Samsonite Is A Good Dod
*possibly
my birthday too haha
That dog is adorable
Yes she is. Her name is Angel.
It suits her
Thank you, its 2024 yet your song is still peak. I love it, i listened to it like on repeat js to try to make my mental health better and better (i cant now due to school and parents)
you deserve more credit
I'm flattered that you think so.
2:18 i just noticed the very transparent uncle samsonite and it almost gave me a heart attack
I can't believe I just found out about Unc Samsonite, this many years later, the legend still lives on
happy happy happy holidanks
I love how he slowly starts to appear
i watched the entire video and i do not regret it.
Love you, Uncle Samsonite.
i saw this at Christmas, made mine 10000% better you are the certified goat
when he starts fading in i giggle more and more
Jake I need more of these videos
You shall receive them.
Jake Bowen y e a h h h h h
uncle samsonite slowly materializing on a chair
Who came back here for the season 🙏
Here
I want to pick up that pupper and put him in the chair with Uncle Sam.
I saw his hand at like 1:30 and I was like wtf then saw his eyes and mouth and was like OH GOD NO
Uncle Samsonite, what if I where to escape from your humble domain? I mean, you're a nice..thing.. and all, but i have to go back home.
Sweet, sweet Zero Cool. You can't leave now. There's still so much fun to be had.
Can you give us the link to the very slowed down song of that
I believe he just takes the original track and slows it down while editing. I think youtube has an option to slow things down now so you can always do that.
Yes, please, we need this slowed audio with a video of Uncle Samsonite twerking on some off-brand soda.
I intend to.
Jake Bowen yay
ah this is relaxing... WAIT A SECOND!!!
Don’t worry, I know what you’re thinking..
Uncle Samsonite
-2019
Who watched the whole thing?
Happy Virus me
I did too
Happy 2024 Holidanks!
He's Kinda Cute tbh
“Kinda Cute” he’s literally a demon with unlimited power, the hell you on-
@@Bob_SB-b3bso..?
@Bob_SB-b3b i have 790196 Off Brand Soda and Cola on my Basement
Please make a magic mike trailer but instead of mike it's uncle samsonite
This may happen.
NO WAY
@@Fionaaa333 did u see he made it?
@@Fionaaa333 ua-cam.com/video/q7iOauTsohU/v-deo.html
Ah, it is that time of year again. Time to pour a glass of off-brand and cozy up by the fire.
'Tis the season.
I'm going to get my teacher to play this when it's near Christmas 😏
Hello jake make me laugh your videos a lot and I wonder if you could make a 360 degree video of uncle samsonite because it would be great to be with uncle samsonite with the virtual reality glasses
bye
I will look into this.
YES
R.I.P. idea
That was hot.
Have you met Shrek?
It's that time if year again, folks
2:01 he starts to appear
For a second, i thought it was just a dog until i waited and saw slight Uncle Samsonite in the chair, and then i hurd... "**Jump on it.**" I think he's after me. 😭😭
Why isn't there a national holiday for uncle samsonite yet?!
Happy holidanks
kbzombiehunter July 18th
can u put out the slowed version already😂
Son Tony Uchiha it sounds amazing doesnt it?
Yep i really wanna down load it
Son Tony Uchiha i also want to download it
Hopefully be puts it out
I hope that at a school a teacher finds this video, not thinking much about it since it looks like there's nothing wrong with it, then as they play it during a test or something they begin to realize that there's something more to it other then a dog or smth like that, that would be so funny ngl
Can we all agree Uncle Sam just loves music
happy holidanks everyone!!!! it's about to be 2025 and I NEED TO SEE A NEW GODDAMN EPISODE-
i'll be sending this to all my contacts next Christmas.
I love how Uncle Samsonite is sitting in the couch 🛋️
By the way merry Christmas jakeee!! 😆
I need to cosplay as Uncle Samsonite next year
Yes you do. You also need to take photos and send them to me.
It's holidanks season, fellas
Uncle sam looks more chill🙃
What’s that distant phat beat I’m hearing
Uncle Samsonite, where are your feet?
4:04 me when the pizza rolls are done
At 2:30 I'm like what's that sound in the background and what's that on the couch comment if this freaks you out
Merry Christmas jake 😂
To you as well, sweet shrek love.
Hope everyone's having a phat christmas this year
Tis the season
I WANT TO DANCE TO UNCLE SAMSONITE THO 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥!
I play this video every christmas
My mom:ewwww
Me: awww the dog
Me to
thank you uncle samsonite 🙏
happy holidanks 🐽
Every episode of Doctor Who but the tardis materialization/demat sounds are replaced with "My Pony] and the tardis itself is replaced with uncle samsonite.
Hey man, is it possible to get a super DANK close-up of Uncle Samsonite's face for use as a profile pic?
MY SADDLE
WAITINGGGG
COME IN
JUMP ON IT-
I love it when Jake replies to comments (the replies are so funny)
Sometimes, the one entity more greater than Krampus is Uncle Samsonite
I love the video
4:58 IS COMING!!!!
Happy Holidanks US
Thanks uncle sam!
happy holidanks to all
Tahi_Official and to all a good dank