Mario even went back with his Time Machine to set the record straight because he was tired of all the accusations. Mario got all of it recorded on his 3DS camera.
Chris Pratt Mario: "I can iconically say a catchphrase too. 'It's a me. Mario." Mario: "What the meat-a-balls was that? Goomba, you think that's what I do?"
I’m just glad that we finally got to see Captain Falcon. His solo project was in development hell for years, but now we finally have some closure with his performance in this movie.
"Where'd he get that beauty?" "A sword straight from Fire Emblem." "Which Fire Emblem, there's been like 20 of them!" "There's only been 3 F-Zero's. There's only ever gonna be 3 F-Zero's."
I love the scene where Mario goes looking for all the Wario's Game Accurate Wario and And Crucified Wario were so cool. I love when Mario says "Aaaw Looka-at-you, did you missa the landing, yes you didda, game accurate short kinga". Loved that scene
My favorite part is the surprise cameo of Pedro Pascal as Wario. And Mario saying how they will treat them better than the guys next door (referencing Sony and all the behind the scenes drama with The Last of Us)
"And I'll tell you who he is, King K Rool, a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead-inside pixie slab of third rate dimestore nutmilk, and I'll tell you what he can do: he can lick my goddamn peanut gun clean and kick rocks all the way to fat hell, in fact I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon, if the last thing I do in this god-forsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuckbox on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Mario, I won't be happy until I've urinated on that freshly barbecued corpse and husk-fucked the charred remains while gargling Cranky Kong's cranky dong."
"In Development Hell, you're either food for Toad, or you work for her." "Goo on-a, diddy." "And i'll tell ya who her is. Wapeach. A edgy, pirate-loving, emulating asshole. An rightfully abandoned bowser-wannabee with a fake brat archetype shoved right up her ass. And i'll tell you what she can do-" "I'm-a listiening." "She can suck my peeled banana till it rots and jump barrels till she gets copyrighted out of existence. Infact, I dont give a Paper Mario Sticker Star if she rips me in half with that kiddy stick 5-dollar axe of hers, if the last thing I do in this Iwata abandoned ink covered existence is pop that gremlin with a peanut, I still wont game over happy." "Ohohoho, you-a crazy, ape!" "That's right, Mario, I wont be happy untill i've thrown my own feces at her ripped apart corpse covered by peanut shots, and faced humped the punted remains while gargiling Kraid's planet-sized testicles!" "Wow-a." "And you can quote me!" "Kay-a."
“That bow used to be Link’s.” “ Which one? there’s like 6 of them” “Theres only one Sonic. There’s only ever gonna be one Sonic” *Mario looks into camera*
"You brought the worst Wario variant from the entire multiverse. This one spent his entire life dying and respawning over in different ways saying 'Oh my gawd, wahh' to anything!"
In the French dub, Pierre Tessier as French Mario is Deadpool, Frédéric Souterelle as French Wario is Sabretooth and Jérémie Covillault as French Bowser is Wolverine which combined both Nintendo and Marvel crossover universe! 3 characters, 3 voice actors matching with the flag of France. I met Pierre Tessier at a convention in the North of France back in 2021.
Im so happy that Channing Tatum finally got to play Kamek! He wanted that role for so long and really wanted his movie to get made, but I’m glad it all paid off in the end! He absolutely crushed the role!
@@SuperFreddy64-mp5ew Is it so we can do the 4th wall joke in that other comment did? Chris Pratt Mario: I can say catchphrases too. It's a me. A mario Mario: What the hell was that?
"Did you say you made an educated, wah wish?" "They call me the mushroom guy, they don't call me the blue hedgehog, queen of the onion rings from Green Hills!"
Mario: Is that me? Is that Link? Is he crying?! Fawful: Uh, no, let's not get to- Uh, that happens in the distant future. Mario: Why is Link crying? Quick, tell me!
Mario: Peach. Im-a wanna see Peach... Wario: For the first time in my life, I'm-a proud to wear this suit. It means I'm a Smash Brother. I'm THE Smash Brother.
"i'll tell you that foreman was right about one thing you will always be a joke, you couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn damsel-in-distress"
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There are 120 power stars in the average 3D mario game. 121 if I’m playing Galaxy.
This is such a good joke lol
*Mario starts killing goombas and koopas*
genius
Ho-kay Wario, I guess we're teaming up after all...LETSA GO! *Commence massacre*
Rosalina?
Dude, the scene where Wario finally put on his iconic yellow hat before stomping on all the Mario variants was SO HYPE!
Ikr. Can’t believe they brought back Paper Mario and CDI Mario
@@averagejoe77_ + Bob Hoskins Somehow
Chris Pratt laughing at them after killing all the Mario's was funny ngl
I liked Wario VS Waluigi more. But yeah good that Wario didn't have that god awful biker outfit of his in this movie.
The scene where mewtwo rips the flesh off of the fire blue toad was the best scene of the whole movie!
"You couldn't even save a relashionship with a G*d damn princess!" - Wario
“I’m a gonna fight you now.”
@@scourge8143 "Pfft... Oh are yo-"
@@hysterical5408[Punch] [M&L “OK” soundbyte]
@@scourge8143 "ima gonna fighta u nowa"*
relashionship
"Do you know him?"
"Are you kidding me? Every Mario has a Yoshi"
“Yoshi is a goddamn legend in every Mario world”
*Starts jumping and cheering*
Underrated comment
YOSHI-SAN! HAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII
@@ccelite3782 The tiny arms killed me in that scene. LOL!
"My brother Luigi died a hero! And all I have to remember him by... are these two golden super power stars. This is for him."
**The Proposal**
“How long does it take for you to lose an extra life?!”
“Extra life?”
“YOU’RE GONNA REVIVE!”
*”I’M-A GONNA REVI-“* 🤯
"He died from murder you dumb plumberhead!"
@@DoKDelta *THE MANSION*
“Ok, I can’t lie…the Koopa Kart fucks HARD.”
"Too bad you Don't Garlic Breath"
@@killarilla6780you want fun? Wario show you fun! OWWWWAAAAHHH
"Oh, we’re just gettin’ started, Jumpman"
"Sega Killed him. Nintendo brought him back, they're gonna make him do this till he's 64!"
Wario: **Stares knowing for a fact that he wasn’t joking**
"I'm Nintendo Jesus"
"...NJ for short"
*Donkey Kong appearing behind Mario*
"I'm Nintendo Jesus you dull creature-"
@@cippy992 **Forward Smash*
If you think about the 80’s video game crash, this joke is actually true
@@cippy992LOL
I loved when the Mario corps were stopped by toad because “Every Mario has a toad”
😂😂😂the toad toad is a legend in all universes😂😂😂
He looks damn fine in those overalls
Enjoy your Toad!
The fight scene in the Honda *ODYSSEY* was really good!
“Okie-dokie, I-a can’t lie… The Odyssey fucks *HARD.”*
"Too bad you a don’t Garlic Breath"
"Wait is that solid snake holding me? Is he crying!? WHY IS HE CRYING???"
Miyomoto: um. That’s from a distant future.
“Why Luigi was crying ?”
@@TGAA177 Mario: Please Lady you gotta tell me why is Solid Snake Crying?!
Miyamoto: SHUT IT OFF!
"Who is your dialect coach? The Rabbids?"
Wahimabouttomakeanameforwahself
Waluigi: "You know long I've-a been waiting for this? Wah, I'mabouttomakeanameformyselfhere."
Geno:”there’s only been one geno ,there will only be one geno”
Mario: I’m-a so sorry handsome, I-a want this to be gentle… Who-a is your dialect coach? A dry-a bones?
Who is-a-your dialect-a-coach? The Rabbids?
@@douchebagdave7080 Imma feel like-eh we missing some-a-criticale exposition here!
I actually just thought of this, today.
Can’t believe Mario got waluigis skin removed dang
Nah, Mario didn't kill Waluigi.
@@memeboi6942waluigi just had to run his mouth about cackletta.
Waluigi was talking all that goomba talk he did it to himself
Mario even went back with his Time Machine to set the record straight because he was tired of all the accusations. Mario got all of it recorded on his 3DS camera.
@@The_AlbraskanLol!
Mario:He's gonna say the line Haiya- Cdi Link:well excuuse me princess
We a don’t a know that guy yahoo😂
Mario: Im-a sorry a what-a now?
CDI Link:and I'll tell you who she is Cackaletta a Mego-maniacacal Goomba Hole a finger licking dead inside pixie slapping nut milk
@@madmonkeeeeez6591 We thought we did.
CDI Link:When we first got here Princess Zelda theorized that we ended up in a dimension where scrapped video games come to die
Chris Pratt Mario: "I can iconically say a catchphrase too. 'It's a me. Mario."
Mario: "What the meat-a-balls was that? Goomba, you think that's what I do?"
Lol!
Ok this one is perfect
It's just Chris wearing a red cap and an obviously fake mustache
That intro when mario stomps all the goombas and koopa troopas while he dances to the song ia amazing
Yeah, and when he uses Wario’s Wario Land transformations to take them out was also sick AND creative as well!
"you save the metal cap for special occasions?"
"Killing, mostly."
What's the wind resistance on those hazy handles?
Wario wearing his classic yellow suit again after years of wearing the WarioWare clothes
Ikr.
The Biker Outfit went hard though (applies to both Logan and Wario)
@@anonymousaccount4483 Lol
That also sounds very fitting for a Wario Land return.
That only took 20 fucking years.
“Welcome to the Nintendo 64, btw. You were joining at kinda of a low point.”
That team up with Mario, Wario, Geno, Captain Falcon, Wapeach Rosalina was hype.
It's hard to believe we got to see GENO after all that time...
I’m just glad that we finally got to see Captain Falcon. His solo project was in development hell for years, but now we finally have some closure with his performance in this movie.
It's amazing that they finally gave Wapeach the screentime she deserved. I was so sad when her game got cancelled 😢
"Where'd he get that beauty?"
"A sword straight from Fire Emblem."
"Which Fire Emblem, there's been like 20 of them!"
"There's only been 3 F-Zero's. There's only ever gonna be 3 F-Zero's."
L
"He's actually wearing his plumber outfit, like he's not embarrassed to be a Mario character for once"
Waluigi: “Do you actually think we’re turning you into a superhero?”
I love the scene where Mario goes looking for all the Wario's
Game Accurate Wario and And Crucified Wario were so cool.
I love when Mario says "Aaaw Looka-at-you, did you missa the landing, yes you didda, game accurate short kinga".
Loved that scene
My favorite part is the surprise cameo of Pedro Pascal as Wario. And Mario saying how they will treat them better than the guys next door (referencing Sony and all the behind the scenes drama with The Last of Us)
I’m tired of these vile rumors that I got Diddy Kong killed. Let’s look at the tape.
Diddy?... 👁️👄👁️❗
Can’t look at DIDDY king same again.😢
"And I'll tell you who he is, King K Rool, a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead-inside pixie slab of third rate dimestore nutmilk, and I'll tell you what he can do: he can lick my goddamn peanut gun clean and kick rocks all the way to fat hell, in fact I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon, if the last thing I do in this god-forsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuckbox on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Mario, I won't be happy until I've urinated on that freshly barbecued corpse and husk-fucked the charred remains while gargling Cranky Kong's cranky dong."
"In Development Hell, you're either food for Toad, or you work for her."
"Goo on-a, diddy."
"And i'll tell ya who her is. Wapeach. A edgy, pirate-loving, emulating asshole. An rightfully abandoned bowser-wannabee with a fake brat archetype shoved right up her ass. And i'll tell you what she can do-"
"I'm-a listiening."
"She can suck my peeled banana till it rots and jump barrels till she gets copyrighted out of existence. Infact, I dont give a Paper Mario Sticker Star if she rips me in half with that kiddy stick 5-dollar axe of hers, if the last thing I do in this Iwata abandoned ink covered existence is pop that gremlin with a peanut, I still wont game over happy."
"Ohohoho, you-a crazy, ape!"
"That's right, Mario, I wont be happy untill i've thrown my own feces at her ripped apart corpse covered by peanut shots, and faced humped the punted remains while gargiling Kraid's planet-sized testicles!"
"Wow-a."
"And you can quote me!"
"Kay-a."
Gotcha, shroomface.
"There going to make him do it till he's 64!"
Mario: "How Many Extra Lives Do You Have?"
Minecraft Mario:"Extra Lives?" *Coughs in Hardcore Mode*
“For the first time in my life I’m proud to wear these overalls…it shows I’m a Wario…I am THE Wario.”
"No way, its luigi!"
"You guys know luigi?"
"Are ya kidding? Everyone has a luigi!"
“That bow used to be Link’s.”
“ Which one? there’s like 6 of them”
“Theres only one Sonic. There’s only ever gonna be one Sonic”
*Mario looks into camera*
it's be so much funnier if this was "ugly" sonic
There are 206 bones in the human body. 207 when I'm thinking about Peach's cake.
“Let’s-a-go, maximum effort!”
Mystery Link: “You see anyone running, Dodongo-brains? You’re not gonna love what happens next”
Mario: “Mama mia. Mama mia, he’s gonna say it! AHA! Mama mia, he’s gonna SAY IT!!”
Wario: “Say what?”
Mario: “HIYAAAH-“
Mystery (CDI) Link: “Well EXCUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS!”
Mario: “Sorry, what now?”
He Copied my whole comment word for word bar for bar! But you did do it better tho
*Throwing a book at the anarchists*
@@Pokechrome can't tell if you're against or with me
@@dwyaneisme4774 I’m just continuing the scene lol.
@@Pokechrome ok
I love how the comments are spoiling the movie without spoiling the movie
"You said that they would make me new platformer games! You said they would fix my universe!"
"That.. Was an educated wish."
Did anyone else tear up a little at the scene where Wario and Ashley had that heartfelt conversation in the woods?
Mario movie 3 unironically should do this I need to see her on the big screen
You were always the wrong bro. Till you weren't
"I'm-a not Number One"
"You were never Number One, till you were."
"You brought the worst Wario variant from the entire multiverse. This one spent his entire life dying and respawning over in different ways saying 'Oh my gawd, wahh' to anything!"
There are 120 stars in Mario 64. 150 if you're playing on the DS. Let's a go, maximum effort.
“There's only been one Shadow. There's only ever gonna be one Shadow. I am… the true Ultimate Lifeform.”
Mario: "How long does it take for you to regenerate?"
Toad: "regenerate?"
Mario: Is that me? Is that Link? Is he _crying?_
Mario: WHY IS HE CRYING?!?
Link is more like Captain America
@@jpaulz Alright then, Sonic the Hedgehog.
@@Silverwind87 Pretty much XD
@@ZackaryFrou Quick, tell me!
"There’s only been one Geno. There will only ever be one Geno”
Mario looks into the camera.
“ WAIT! I won’t give you my power stars but I promise not to use them okay Wario guess we’re getting that team up after all “
I lost it when Geno said "You know how long i been waiting for this? Hooi'mabouttamakeanameformyselfhere."
Who was your dialect coach, the Yoshis?
Geno may not have known Sakaguchi but he came out of the code ready came up to the snes and said how you doing gamers.
“Every Shy Guy has a Snifit.”
“He's a Goomba-damn legend in every Shy Guy's world.”
“I can gently tap the fourth wall too!”
*”Skyrim.”*
"Hi, i'm Daisy! Let's fucking go."
this is like a silvagunner rip and i love it
"You were a mario brother, screw that you were THE mario brother"
Shy Guy: “Wanna talk about what's haunting you, or should we wait for a third act cutscene?”
Wario: “Uhhhh, go fungus yourself.”
Mario pool “I’m Nintendo Jesus you dull creatu-“
*gets sent flying by Sephiroth while Huey Lewis plays*
Mario: He-a game overed a hero…
Wario: He-a game overed from you tossing him into the void, koopa!
Poor Kong? He's like fifty!
i'mabouttomakeanameformyselfhere”-DK jr in the void
"One more word, PLEASE give me one"
"mamamia "
Okay but a Mario & Wario team-up game (not the one for SNES- like an actual platformer) would so go incredibly hard.
"I am so sorry, who is your dialect coach? Donkey Kong?"
Mariopool and Wariorine
“Maximum spaghetti.”
the scene where kooper, goombella, and sushie showed up to help fight cackletta was so hype
Nearly cried when Luigi showed up to stop the Mario Corp. Can't believe every Mario has a Luigi.
Ooh the 100 Mario Challenge
“And mother-plumber i wish i could say that you die alone but it’s 1-UP’S BEST JOKE that you can’t die EXCEPT IT’S ON ALL OF US!”
“What? Got nothing to say, mask?”
'I'm gonna stomp you now."
In the French dub, Pierre Tessier as French Mario is Deadpool, Frédéric Souterelle as French Wario is Sabretooth and Jérémie Covillault as French Bowser is Wolverine which combined both Nintendo and Marvel crossover universe! 3 characters, 3 voice actors matching with the flag of France. I met Pierre Tessier at a convention in the North of France back in 2021.
Mario: He has a risen baby girl
Bowser: FUCK!!!!!
"Ey, suck it Miyamoto! Imma going to-a Universal Studios! Get-a-stomped, wahoo!"
Past Mario: Mama Mia, that’s a beautiful!
holding 1993 Mario Movie script
Future Mario: *shoots him*
You’re welcome, Italy
What Have You Done Mario?!
You Created A Time Paradox!
Did Mario just shot Bob hoskins?
It's funny because Wario has basically the same personality as Deadpool, but looks a lot more like Wolverine
I'd say Deadpool is morally grey for a joke, and Wario is morally black because he isn't aware of a different way of life.
Im so happy that Channing Tatum finally got to play Kamek! He wanted that role for so long and really wanted his movie to get made, but I’m glad it all paid off in the end! He absolutely crushed the role!
“Mona, 8-bit, Mike, Dr Crygor, they all wanted me to wear it”
“Oh he’s gonna say the line! Let’s a-”
“Waluigi time!”
“Wait what?”
“Oh yes, yes, classic bike rider look, now you fought Donkey Kong in this outfit no?”
*ROOOOOAAARRRRR
“…IM NINTENDO JESUS YOU DUMB APE AND I WILL NOT-“
This feels like a Custom song for a Doom 64 Wad
I don’t know anything about stealing coins….BUT YOU DO !
I-a don’t know anything about saving princesses, But you do!
I still remember dreaming about Mario and Wario teaming up in film and low and behold. WE GOT IT!
“Toad voice” woo I’m bout to make a name for myself here
Mario: I’m-a so sorry handsome, I-a want this to be gentle… Who-a is your dialect coach? A dry-a bones?
"Whooimboutamakeanameformyselfyea"
-Diddy Kong
Who was your dialect coach, the Kremlings?
All the comments are so good I can't compete
I’m so glad people are discovering Nsyc now thanks Deadpool
The scene where Mario was traveling to all the Galaxys with N64 Wario, Wario Land, and and WarioWare was such an amazing callback!
Henry Cavil as Warioware Wario was so hype! My entire theatre erupted when that happened! The Wario vs Donkey Kong cameo was also PEAK
Every copy of Mario & Wario is a multiverse variant.
If this is Mario style, we would’ve seen MarioPool killing the Koopa Troopas, them being the TVA agents.
Stomping on them
Fun fact Bob hoskins the actor of the 1993 Live action Super mario movie almost was Wolverine in a cancelled 1990s Xmen live action movie
I honestly never expected that Ryan Drummond Wario variant cameo.
"Whose your dialect coach? the Miis?"
Deadpool=mario
Wolverine=wario
Peter=luigi
Paradox=fawful
Cassandra=cackletta
Human torch= CDI link
Sabretooth=booster
Juggernaut=midbus
Pyro=mouser
Gambit=captain falcon
Blade= dk jr
Elektra=geno
X-23=ashley
Nicepool=minecraft mario
Nah nicepool should be Luigi or Yoshi. Dimentio as Cassandra makes more sense.
Nicepool should be Chris Pratt
I think the Russian could be Bully from Mario 64
@@SuperFreddy64-mp5ew
Is it so we can do the 4th wall joke in that other comment did?
Chris Pratt Mario: I can say catchphrases too. It's a me. A mario
Mario: What the hell was that?
"Did you say you made an educated, wah wish?"
"They call me the mushroom guy, they don't call me the blue hedgehog, queen of the onion rings from Green Hills!"
"Whose your dialect coach? the goombas?"
loved the doctor mario cameo!
That team up with Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy and Bowser was hype!
Love when Geno said you how long I’ve been waiting for this ooo boy I’m about to make a new for my self here
Mario: Is that me? Is that Link? Is he crying?!
Fawful: Uh, no, let's not get to- Uh, that happens in the distant future.
Mario: Why is Link crying? Quick, tell me!
That teamup between mario, wario, captain falcon, geno, dk jr, and captain syrup to fight cackletta and her army was awesome
"I'm a take it back, the Mercedes GLA fuck a hard. Unlike you, piggy bank."
"Oh we are just a getting started."
I also loved that scene
“You’ve got nothing to say, mouth?” “Let’s-a-go!”
"There gonna make Wario do this til his ninety" - Mariopool
Mario slides to the camra: Suck it sega.
Grabs mic: Im going to Nintendo world.
Mario: Suck it, Wii U. I'm-a going to Switch land. Get
game overed!
Man, remember the part where Mario beat the 1-ups out of those agents? This exact theme played in the background. Neat.
I felt so bad when SML mario died. I can't believe how nice he was. At least they got to keep Jeffy in the ending!
“Hey! Cocaine is the one thing that Miamoto said was off limits!”
Mario: Peach. Im-a wanna see Peach...
Wario: For the first time in my life, I'm-a proud to wear this
suit. It means I'm a Smash Brother. I'm THE Smash
Brother.
Waluigi: do you know how long I’ve been waiting for this wooimbottamakeanamformyselfouthere
The Warivill.... The legends were true
"i'll tell you that foreman was right about one thing you will always be a joke, you couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn damsel-in-distress"