It's because they're literally joking about what a "cringe cliche line" would be so it's painful to find that someone actually wrote that thinking it was a good idea
It’s because they are saying the dumbest things they can think of as a joke, but the game is so poorly written that their dumb jokes end up actually happening.
They, along with the writers apparently, go with the cheesiest dumbest options possible. That’s why they’d rather not be right in predicting the lines.
@@hectormontes7056 you would be surprised how much video game writers get paid, I was looking at listings like even ea games and stuff it’s almost 200k a year
It's not just the dialogue they predicted. It's a _more obnoxious_ version of the dialogue they predicted. Compare "not gonna happen" to "that's not a thing that's happening" 💀
"ummmm, ya, no, that's not a thing. That's not a thing that happens. Of all the things that have happened, this did not happen the most. Sweetie, bye." Only thing missing from this game is the term "crippling depression"
I went out of my way to do a little research on Joss after reading your comment, and you are so fucking correct it HURTS. Joss is utter scum, wow. It has been awhile since I have violently hated a person as much as this from simply reading about them. He's the source of all false feminist men who just want to fuck women with their abusive tactics haha.
This playthrough was fucking insane, the writing was so _perfectly_ bad for the Oney crew. I get why they stopped playing it as it probably got exhausting. If they ever get another newly released game like this then it'll be a death bell for the AAA industry.
@@anonymouslucario285i doubt there's ever going to be another crash but AAA games might become much much less frequent the good ol days of AA might come back
@@pawn5253 I miss games like destroy all humans and companies like thq being able to succeed with a smaller budget and more experimental or creative games
I wish they powered through. :( Wish I could have seen them react to that scene near the end of the game of Frey just being a bitch to that girl who saved her life for no reason.
I was about to say this. One of the hallmarks of lackluster writing is the unwitting overreliance on tropes and overused clichés. Hence, how easily it can be to predict what will happen. Even worse is cliché phrases like "resistance is futile!"
@@MegaManXPoweredUpyou guessed that she wouldn't want to let her cat burn alive....oh wow, they really should have switched it up and made her be edgy and say fuck that cat...yeah...ok. Who would have ever thought a pet owner would not want to let it burn...yeah terrible writing
We love Zach for being a strange little goblin creature, but it's worth remembering how sharp he is when it comes to writing. His reaction here (and during that stupid Saints Row game) really goes to show how switched on he is when it comes to what does and doesn't work...and just how goddamn painful it is to watch something THIS bad.
"[Kevin Smith] should get a big pussy grafted on to his chest so I can fuck it while he cries. I can deeply orgasm inside of his chest cavity while he weeps." - Psychicpebbles from Oneyplays
I promise you that the writers didn't have any say in this; if you cross your eyes you can actually see an executive that hasn't spoken to their kids in 10 years salivating over the thought of being relatable.
It's funny how Psychicpebbles actually sounds like every character he's ever voiced. He never needed to create a voice because his real voice sounds like a cartoon voice. Truly unique.
Frey is the reason mute protagonists exist. No, seriouly, I'm not joking. 90% of Frey's lines of dialogue are literally the most superficial comments that go through the player's head. Good writers would realize that and think _"What's even the point? Let's just mute the protagonist and let the player come up with their own comments for their character."_ These writers, on the other hand, just decided _"Let's just make Frey say the most bland and superficial comments, as long as she adds the words 'fuck', 'shit' or 'goddamn' in the middle of the sentence."_
That's what makes the GTA Online pretty funny and interesting. They don't say a word and just express their thoughts/feelings via movement in cutscenes. Don't need a cringey "zinger" when you could just have a mute character have a smarmy look and let yourself come up with what they're saying
This exact mistake is one of the biggest mistakes made in a lot of games that could otherwise be much better, such as fallout 4. Having a voiced protagonist not only is unnecessary, it reduces the roleplay aspect to atoms and the dumbing down of the dialogue options just killed whatever atoms were left of it and reduced it to nothing. Four options with just bare minimum context to what you’re actually about to say. Even with the mod to fix that issue, the dialogue is so poorly written a lot of the time it just kills me.
The combat at least is better than Hogwarts, but the script was written by a boomer that eavesdrop on their kids conversation but never actually talks to them.
In my opinion, it actually improves near the end! Uhhhhh not that it gets any good, because the first half is such a 2/10 that giving it a 4/10 for the second half doesn't even rate it as mid... Forspoken is just disappointing.
@@NothingXemnasthats probably not improvement but if you can handle the game that long your brain most likely adapting to receive all corny dialogs and stupid/cliche plots the game throw at you
Hearing Zach constantly sounding he's at his wits end with this fucking game is so damn delicious. I really want to watch their playthrough but I can't handle how fucking cringe the dialogue is. I can't, I'm just too weak.
The best part about this, is while these episodes were getting uploaded, so was their Bramble gameplay; and it was just night and day with how in that game it kept not only going against their expectations but even going beyond them in a good way letting them do cool stuff they never thought the game would allow them to😂
What's even worse is that in the "I got to find homer first" thing, she could've taken the money and it wouldn't have hurt the plot at all because she goes into a world where that money isn't worth anything anyways, and she gets captured which could have her be rid of that money. What would've been better is if they said something like "I want to find homer, but the money is tempting" and have her walk slower with the money which means homer dies, and the player would've had to have made their own moral choice regarding keeping homer or the money, but no.
It was actually the most literally brain dead moment I have ever seen in a piece of media. It reminds me of Fallout 3’s ending where the game complains at you for not “sacrificing” yourself for LITERALLY no reason. Like, if you were the writer and just wrote it to where the you never realized that the option existed that’s understandable (you can hardly expect someone to get everything right). But when you understand that’s an option, go through all of the additional work to make the game recognize its potential with models and dialogue, and STILL say “no you can’t do that” you prove that the developers don’t know what they are doing.
The one detail missed was, during the fire, Chris says something like “now the bag of money is going to get burned up” since they had to find the cat “first” and the next scene protagonist.exe spits out a big big disappointment quip.
I think also, there was an Alice in wonderland book they found foreshadowing the whole strange world she transports into. Probably less a prediction since it’s the main direction of the game but still agonising enough to mention in an edit like this. lmao
Yeah, but I'm sure that would have gotten old and tiresome after a while anyway. It's why I'm glad they don't finish every single game they play. Just play enough to get what they want out of it, and if it's worth it to finish a game, because they're either genuinely enjoying the game play or there's more comedy or content to be had from it, then cool.
Whenever I watch this video I imagine a group of robed oracles looking into a big cauldron and getting genuinely angry that their stupid predictions about the world are coming true
“Damn it! I owe you another potion…” “Don’t you need to find homer first~?” “TOO SOON, Now there’s gonna be a random out of place dragon!” *One dragon later* Both: Fuck…
Gonna hazard a guess that Lyle has seen enough writing that thinks it’s being clever, relatable and “OOOOOH SOOOO META!!” to just automatically predict the beats, tropes and overused lines that these hacks put out.
I love that by the end they were still perfectly predicting everything but had pretty much resigned themselves to that fate lol. Lyle's depressed "yeah..." at the end perfectly encapsulates just what a dumpster fire this game was.
Im honestly convinced alot of the time Companies do this because they know the temporary Internet will make the game seem exciting and controversial - making internet users play right into their hands by advertising their forgettable corporate slop for essentially free and keeping it relevant for a week.
I have a feeling they stopped playing Forspoken because there is nothing left to take away from the next hour of gameplay. And I don't blame them for it. They could close their eyes and imagine the final half of the game and get the same experience out of it.
As someone who saw Smiling Friends before any Oneyplays videos, I hear Charlie whenever Zach speaks. I feel like if Charlie were to play this game, he’d have the same attitude about it as Zach.
You're gonna need to make a part two. In the newest episode, they accurately predict the game's twist ending that they'll probably not play long enough to get to.
How many people played this game and kept saying "OMG THE DIALOGUE IS THIS GAME WAS FREAKING MADE FOR ME!! so EPIC and QUIRKY!!" Like they saw the trailer where she said "There's flipping dragons??" and were like YES I NEED THIS GAME
Thats a kinda stupid analogy when the game already is terrible Josh Whedon writing. MCU capeshit slop makes both the Star Wars Sequels and even Prequels look like deep philosophical works writing wise.
Little known fact, Lyle was one of the writers for this game. All the cringe dialog is his. He wrote it as a joke since he didn't think it was going to be kept in, but they kept all of it. He unknowingly blocked that terrible experience out of his mind like a childhood trauma event.
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Lyle's "BYA!!" Really sounds like his eyes popped Out of his head
It’s more of a “JDAHP”
I love that you can hear them recoil in agony when they get stuff right
"At least it wasn't the Queens Midtown tunnel, that would've been an awful last name"
"GEH-"
@@roachdoggjr111Lyle took psychic damage from that one
It's because they're literally joking about what a "cringe cliche line" would be so it's painful to find that someone actually wrote that thinking it was a good idea
@@chrisnicolet8910he also took EMOTIONAL DAMAAAGE
It’s because they are saying the dumbest things they can think of as a joke, but the game is so poorly written that their dumb jokes end up actually happening.
Lyle's audible "Gekh...!" at the bridge joke Is hysterical.
"I was joking!"
Me when someone asks me what my favorite alien from NMS is:
@@Chekmate-em3mcSo fucking dumb lmao. Mine’s the Korvax. Though they aren’t really “alien”.
I would probably make that noise too if my eyes started dangling from my sockets
@@Gregoji LOL
It tickles my belly when they're genuinely angry that they predicted the lines as if they believe they should never be trusted with a script.
Have you seen them write AI prompts? Clearly they are the greatest storytellers of our time.
It's because of how painfully predictable the writing it.
They, along with the writers apparently, go with the cheesiest dumbest options possible. That’s why they’d rather not be right in predicting the lines.
They were mocking clichés and bad writing
@@hectormontes7056 you would be surprised how much video game writers get paid, I was looking at listings like even ea games and stuff it’s almost 200k a year
Their RP of a black lady in gta was more of a deep compelling character comparted to her
You asked for a miracle but you got Motifa baby.
That’s because Motifa is timeless, classic, and appeals to everyone from all walks of life. Motifa is an icon.
She's funny 😁
Iconic Motifa 💖💅🏻
The government took her and gave her this awesome and terrifying powers
I love the sheer amount of hatred compressed into a half second Lyle expresses at 0:40
".....GEH!!!"
Like fucking Moe from The Simpsons
"Gah, I'm... chokin' on my own rage here!"
@@felynecomrade "Tantas, I KNEW it was dem! Even when it was the poverty I knew it was dem!"
Lyle is genuinely hilarious love that guy
GYAH!!
Lyle's "yeah" at the end always has me rolling
By that point he's not even surprised anymore just disappointed the game is that consistently bad
Same here. The complete exhaustion in it where he's not even impressed anymore and it's become completely normalized
Stage 5: Acceptance
I love Chris & Zach's combined "Oh my god Lyle!" right after
You forgot to include, "Did I just level up?" They totally predicted that one too
Dude turned into the kwisatz haderach and started seeing the future
Chrisastz Hadelzach
ChrisAss HadelZach
Imagine how disappointing it would be to be able to predict the future, but JUST when it pertains to Forspoken quotes.
When lyles eyes popped out they became neon blue
somebody watched a movie last year
if DingDong was there they would be predicting literally every line
“Its me, Cousin Forspoken! I’m here to find my friend, Homer Simpson!”
DD would've had a heart attack,out of frustration
"Marge where are we?"
"She doesn't say that!"
I recently got into Oneyplays is DingDong not with them anymore?
It's not just the dialogue they predicted. It's a _more obnoxious_ version of the dialogue they predicted.
Compare "not gonna happen" to "that's not a thing that's happening" 💀
Skinwalker dialogue
"This place is Forbroken" vs "Is there nowhere that's not like..... broken.....by this shit?"
But what about “gotta find homer first”
The writer of forspoken was trying to meet the word count for homework.
"ummmm, ya, no, that's not a thing. That's not a thing that happens. Of all the things that have happened, this did not happen the most. Sweetie, bye."
Only thing missing from this game is the term "crippling depression"
I love that "forespoken" actually means "predicted" -- my theory is that they set out to make the world's most predictable game
0:19 Denial
0:40 Anger
1:53 Bargaining
2:09 Depression
2:28 Acceptance
He said "she threw a brick at me" but it really does sound like "you are BRICKIN' ME"
THATS STILL DUMB
0:25 Lyle was so distracted he didn’t even notice the subtle nod to “hey lizard squad hack this”
Probably because it takes more than an extremely common rude hand gesture to make something relatable to the Lizard Squad Diss.
@@AfrewSpines looking at the camera holding both hands out though
@@cheesenjackers4888 still a bit of a stretch
Nah, you're hallucinating mang
@@greasyburgerman7527 the writers of the lizard squad diss actually wrote this game
My favorite one is is Lyle saying "are we becoming like friends...." like an hour after where they quit the cuff says that.
"These writers should go on strike to get paid better" God damn there's nothing they can't predict
i think that was already happening at the time thats why chris said it lol
@@a_ndy2837 yea thats why its funny
that’s called “topical humor”, and you're called a "retard"
@@hellohello-zn5im I'm just explaining the joke because I heard that makes it funnier
to be fair, its probably written like this because the studios refuse to hire decent writers.
Joss Whedon's writing and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
I went out of my way to do a little research on Joss after reading your comment, and you are so fucking correct it HURTS.
Joss is utter scum, wow. It has been awhile since I have violently hated a person as much as this from simply reading about them.
He's the source of all false feminist men who just want to fuck women with their abusive tactics haha.
Fuckin’ A it has.
Whedonisms.
That explains why the writing is so bad.
Thanks Ted.
This playthrough was fucking insane, the writing was so _perfectly_ bad for the Oney crew. I get why they stopped playing it as it probably got exhausting. If they ever get another newly released game like this then it'll be a death bell for the AAA industry.
I think "death bell" might be a new eggcorn. The expression is supposed to be "death knell", but death bell also makes a lot of sense.
You think the entire industry is just going to go away? Isn't Nintendo AAA?
@@anonymouslucario285i doubt there's ever going to be another crash but AAA games might become much much less frequent the good ol days of AA might come back
@@pawn5253 I miss games like destroy all humans and companies like thq being able to succeed with a smaller budget and more experimental or creative games
I don't think you understand how industries work.
0:39 Lyle sounded like he got yanked off stage right here
GUH
BYAP
Walking Cane around the neck
I understand why they stopped playing this game, but man, these episodes were gold. Now I feel like an additct and I need my hit of Forspoken.
You need to do a little bit of, erm, ForTOKIN'
@@EsteemedReptileWell, that just happened!
@@Aliens2Exist I saw that video, it was good.
Actually, they're finishing it
I wish they powered through. :( Wish I could have seen them react to that scene near the end of the game of Frey just being a bitch to that girl who saved her life for no reason.
You know the writing is terrible when you can predict every single line.
Your next line is, "I have to find Homer first!"
I gotta find Homer first! 😨 N-nani?!
I was about to say this. One of the hallmarks of lackluster writing is the unwitting overreliance on tropes and overused clichés. Hence, how easily it can be to predict what will happen. Even worse is cliché phrases like "resistance is futile!"
especially if you're predicting bad shit
@@ghostface5559yeah nothing feels more cringy than saying something stupid as a joke and then the game saying it.
@@MegaManXPoweredUpyou guessed that she wouldn't want to let her cat burn alive....oh wow, they really should have switched it up and made her be edgy and say fuck that cat...yeah...ok. Who would have ever thought a pet owner would not want to let it burn...yeah terrible writing
You know a game has bad writing when these guys predict what the next line(s) will be
To be fair, they have played a lot of games. This one is just not trying
That is the point of the video congratulations
I mean, it just JoJo.
@@danieladamczyk4024Everything is JoJo, and JoJo is Everything.
this comment is so insanely meta idk if its on purpose. u literally just described the video everyone watched
the sound of zachs soul leaving his body after seeing the dragon
literally perfect moment
Those writers must have learned how to be funny from that same improv course Zach & Chris went to. Obviously.
@@Fear.LoathingIt’s a reference to the “always say bones” bit from the Minecraft playthrough
@@guyferrari8124 nonono, thats the one Tomar went to. He's referring to the Mario World playthrough with the "brave" improv teacher
@@Lottabaggage Oh I thought that was the same bit
@@LottabaggageYeah, they learned a lot from that fat bitch.
i knew people who DIED IN THAT SHIT
We love Zach for being a strange little goblin creature, but it's worth remembering how sharp he is when it comes to writing. His reaction here (and during that stupid Saints Row game) really goes to show how switched on he is when it comes to what does and doesn't work...and just how goddamn painful it is to watch something THIS bad.
Oh it's BAD
@@megaultradamn Dis.....is deh Fohschpoken shet cuube....
I mean smiling friends is comedy Gold, guy learned a Ton since the newgrounds days
"[Kevin Smith] should get a big pussy grafted on to his chest so I can fuck it while he cries. I can deeply orgasm inside of his chest cavity while he weeps." - Psychicpebbles from Oneyplays
Zach is the antithesis of all millennial writing and definitive proof that we truly can be funny when we shut up and think for five second
0:07 The funniest joke of the whole thing
"these writers should go on strike to get paid better" *CLASSIC* 🤣🤣🤣
any chance they could get paid less?
I promise you that the writers didn't have any say in this; if you cross your eyes you can actually see an executive that hasn't spoken to their kids in 10 years salivating over the thought of being relatable.
@@PlatinumAltaria You're giving too much respect to modern writers
Video game writters are not the ones on strike, there are different unions
@@gvulture1277 I'm correctly assigning blame instead of whining about "muh modern writing" as though this is how everything made after 2008 sounds.
I love Lyle's resignation at the end when he calls out the "not gonna happen" and just goes "...yeah..." When she says it.
I wished they had continued this to keep predicting the terrible writing, but shit if I was in their position I wouldn’t want to keep playing either.
1:30 Zach’s voice makes every joke way funnier.
It's funny how Psychicpebbles actually sounds like every character he's ever voiced. He never needed to create a voice because his real voice sounds like a cartoon voice. Truly unique.
The absolute guttural noise from Zach at 1:15 brings me pure joy
Frey is the reason mute protagonists exist.
No, seriouly, I'm not joking. 90% of Frey's lines of dialogue are literally the most superficial comments that go through the player's head. Good writers would realize that and think _"What's even the point? Let's just mute the protagonist and let the player come up with their own comments for their character."_ These writers, on the other hand, just decided _"Let's just make Frey say the most bland and superficial comments, as long as she adds the words 'fuck', 'shit' or 'goddamn' in the middle of the sentence."_
#relatable
That's what makes the GTA Online pretty funny and interesting. They don't say a word and just express their thoughts/feelings via movement in cutscenes. Don't need a cringey "zinger" when you could just have a mute character have a smarmy look and let yourself come up with what they're saying
We made fun of all those silent FPS characters but look at games now
This exact mistake is one of the biggest mistakes made in a lot of games that could otherwise be much better, such as fallout 4. Having a voiced protagonist not only is unnecessary, it reduces the roleplay aspect to atoms and the dumbing down of the dialogue options just killed whatever atoms were left of it and reduced it to nothing. Four options with just bare minimum context to what you’re actually about to say. Even with the mod to fix that issue, the dialogue is so poorly written a lot of the time it just kills me.
Writers should have taken note how NOT to do it when YIIK is there
It's very easy to predict how hack writers write dialogue, especially when you start to think like one
God I really wanted them to finish this game, it gets so unbelievabley terrible
The combat at least is better than Hogwarts, but the script was written by a boomer that eavesdrop on their kids conversation but never actually talks to them.
@@yourgoing2h8mei don’t think people really went into hogwarts legacy for the combat though tbf
In my opinion, it actually improves near the end! Uhhhhh not that it gets any good, because the first half is such a 2/10 that giving it a 4/10 for the second half doesn't even rate it as mid...
Forspoken is just disappointing.
Even Hogwarts Legacy has similarly cringy dialogue
@@NothingXemnasthats probably not improvement but if you can handle the game that long your brain most likely adapting to receive all corny dialogs and stupid/cliche plots the game throw at you
Hearing Zach constantly sounding he's at his wits end with this fucking game is so damn delicious. I really want to watch their playthrough but I can't handle how fucking cringe the dialogue is. I can't, I'm just too weak.
It's like that Marvel game and Saints Row all over again
@@HomekittyL2 The studio that made the Saints Row game shut down since then
So are you saying they aren't funny enough for you to enjoy it?
You should really watch it
The best part about this, is while these episodes were getting uploaded, so was their Bramble gameplay; and it was just night and day with how in that game it kept not only going against their expectations but even going beyond them in a good way letting them do cool stuff they never thought the game would allow them to😂
I think the bramble gameplay was uploaded way later
I think Street Fighter was getting uploaded at the same time, not Bramble. But yes, ditching this game for a way better game was a great choice.
"it's happened like 3 times"
(happens one more time)
"it's happened 5 times now"
4 was not spoken.
I’m so sorry. I swear I’m not the writer of this game. XD
N@@acefenton3967nah man don't put yourself down. That was way more clever than that game
@@TheLloydLightning XD Thank you very much TheLloydLightning.
This game is what happens when you play the predictive text game with Joss Whedon's iPhone
What's even worse is that in the "I got to find homer first" thing, she could've taken the money and it wouldn't have hurt the plot at all because she goes into a world where that money isn't worth anything anyways, and she gets captured which could have her be rid of that money. What would've been better is if they said something like "I want to find homer, but the money is tempting" and have her walk slower with the money which means homer dies, and the player would've had to have made their own moral choice regarding keeping homer or the money, but no.
It was actually the most literally brain dead moment I have ever seen in a piece of media.
It reminds me of Fallout 3’s ending where the game complains at you for not “sacrificing” yourself for LITERALLY no reason.
Like, if you were the writer and just wrote it to where the you never realized that the option existed that’s understandable (you can hardly expect someone to get everything right). But when you understand that’s an option, go through all of the additional work to make the game recognize its potential with models and dialogue, and STILL say “no you can’t do that” you prove that the developers don’t know what they are doing.
Lets be honest, it doesn't seem that hard to predict Foreskin's lore, it's basically "he's behind me, isn't he?" level shit.
you really forspooked the shit out of me my dude
@@mrosskne There's nothing we can do, we can only fores-cope-n and seethe.
"Well THAT just happened"
The lore is just Josh Whedon comitting whats an essentially a second holocaust against writing quality
They all became Joseph Joestar for the whole playthrough.
The one detail missed was, during the fire, Chris says something like “now the bag of money is going to get burned up” since they had to find the cat “first” and the next scene protagonist.exe spits out a big big disappointment quip.
I think also, there was an Alice in wonderland book they found foreshadowing the whole strange world she transports into. Probably less a prediction since it’s the main direction of the game but still agonising enough to mention in an edit like this. lmao
@@HnTr_VDH The "Alice Inside Of Wonderland" reference was very soob-tile
0:39 I FRIGGIN LOVE LYLE
"GYAAAT"
2:05 the sheer CONTEMPT in Zach's voice
The in sync "oh my god lyle" at the end is so good
It's a shame they didn't continue this game. Obviously it was like pulling teeth to keep playing, but them predicting was the freakin best part of it
Yeah, but I'm sure that would have gotten old and tiresome after a while anyway. It's why I'm glad they don't finish every single game they play. Just play enough to get what they want out of it, and if it's worth it to finish a game, because they're either genuinely enjoying the game play or there's more comedy or content to be had from it, then cool.
Do I have news for you buddy
Lyle's furious "I WAS JOKING" (0:41) sent me the first time I watched 😂
Chris’s writer strike joke made my big belly jiggle with laughter
Whenever I watch this video I imagine a group of robed oracles looking into a big cauldron and getting genuinely angry that their stupid predictions about the world are coming true
You paint such a beautiful word picture
“Damn it! I owe you another potion…” “Don’t you need to find homer first~?” “TOO SOON, Now there’s gonna be a random out of place dragon!” *One dragon later* Both: Fuck…
The best part about these moments is that the lines they predict always happen the literal instant after they’ve finished their prediction.
Forspoken? More like spoken for! Hahaha
I much prefer foreplayed
HAAAAAAAAAAA!
Gonna hazard a guess that Lyle has seen enough writing that thinks it’s being clever, relatable and “OOOOOH SOOOO META!!” to just automatically predict the beats, tropes and overused lines that these hacks put out.
“I’ve got to find Homer first!”😭
"That's not a thing that's happening" who the fuck talks like that unironically?
"Well that was awkward"
Redditors
2:24 That "yeah..." at the end, he's not even mad, he's just disappointed.
You can follow Lyle's journey from denial to acceptance as the clips progress.
In the newest episode they predicted the dragon is freys mom and that the cuff is evil.
0:56 notice how the box looks way better than everything else in the room
Zack's groans of agony are the best.
What gets me is how most of the time the actual dialogue is somehow even WORSE than their predictions
I love that by the end they were still perfectly predicting everything but had pretty much resigned themselves to that fate lol.
Lyle's depressed "yeah..." at the end perfectly encapsulates just what a dumpster fire this game was.
"These games don't suck, boys just don't like seeing a strong female protagonist!"
The games in question:
Im honestly convinced alot of the time Companies do this because they know the temporary Internet will make the game seem exciting and controversial - making internet users play right into their hands by advertising their forgettable corporate slop for essentially free and keeping it relevant for a week.
Hearing Zach tear into a game like the saints row remake and this game absolutely kills me. I need more
No greater feeling of emptiness than sarcastically joking and being perfectly on point.
I have a feeling they stopped playing Forspoken because there is nothing left to take away from the next hour of gameplay. And I don't blame them for it.
They could close their eyes and imagine the final half of the game and get the same experience out of it.
“*Chokes* I WAS JOKING!!” That reaction had me rolling
Zach going “ooooooooooooh my goddddddd” is perfect
so typical of lyle the one eyed guy to be gifted the power of foresight
As someone who saw Smiling Friends before any Oneyplays videos, I hear Charlie whenever Zach speaks. I feel like if Charlie were to play this game, he’d have the same attitude about it as Zach.
You're gonna need to make a part two. In the newest episode, they accurately predict the game's twist ending that they'll probably not play long enough to get to.
How many people played this game and kept saying "OMG THE DIALOGUE IS THIS GAME WAS FREAKING MADE FOR ME!! so EPIC and QUIRKY!!" Like they saw the trailer where she said "There's flipping dragons??" and were like YES I NEED THIS GAME
1:56 The physical pain and the "GOD DAMNIT!!! THATS HAPPENED LIKE 5 TIMES NOW!!!" just makes this all the more hilarious to me.
2:27 why did they word it so awkwardly, it’s like they tried to avoid saying it exactly how Lyle did
Forspoken writers must have gotten the gig on the Minecraft movie script going by the trailer.
It’s comical how not only they managed to predict the dialogue multiple times, they also managed to always say it a second before it happens.
I need them to play more of this game
Legit the best part about the playthrough. So predictable the next awful thing that was going to happen
Ding Dong would SCREAM at this game
In that fire, she'd be dead of smoke inhalation and the fire being too hot in seconds, because fires do not work that way.
"this writers should go on strike to get paid better" lmaaaaooooo
Millenial writing
ayo nice F&H2 termina art
@@tayziko4801 thanks!
Nah it's more like Gen Z writing because you can see the snarky and quirky on the script.
If the effort "somehow, Palpatine returned" was turned into a game
Thats a kinda stupid analogy when the game already is terrible Josh Whedon writing. MCU capeshit slop makes both the Star Wars Sequels and even Prequels look like deep philosophical works writing wise.
@@eightcoins4401 Hey, prequels had okay writing (not good, just okay). The terrible dialogue, however, made all the writing seem so much worse.
I wish they continued this just so we could laugh at them predicting all of the game
Imagine writing so poorly that three people making fun of you are getting your lines right.
If I remember correctly, Charlie guessed the twist with the dragon correctly. I guess it goes to show how bad the writing was.
1:36 "Thiscannotbefukingreal" 🤣🤣🤣
Give these boys a Megalixer, the fact this made them both angry and frustrated is just... wow.
zach going from finding delight in predicting the dialogue to just total exhaustion is so hilarious
we found the game's writers
Lol
"Your next line will be:"
Little known fact, Lyle was one of the writers for this game. All the cringe dialog is his. He wrote it as a joke since he didn't think it was going to be kept in, but they kept all of it. He unknowingly blocked that terrible experience out of his mind like a childhood trauma event.
0:40 I can almost hear the blood vessel in Lyle's head burst.
They went from surprised, to disgusted, to unphased.
I watch this video probably once a week
It was a commenter who suggested the idea, and man, was he right.
Here I am, back one week later.@@OneyFanClips
I love that they went from incandescent rage to just complete despair by the end of it
Lyle's "GAH" at the last name is what I want my final breath to sound like
The best part is the dialogue that aren't exact predictions are actually even better than what was said.
I love how Zack slowly gets less and less amused by it