@@anonymouslucario285 I'm saying they didn't deserve to have that job at all. They can feel free to strike, and I'm glad no-talent hacks who rely on union backing to get work are seeing how replaceable they are.
There really is an art to making the comedic sidekick actually funny and not too intrusive. You don't realize how much work went into getting Wheatley or Russel right until you see it done badly. There's so much of back and forth dialogue here you could lose and nothing about the game would change.
Mimir is another great example of a comedic sidekick that chimes in often enough for humor to arise but never becomes annoying or overbearing. Often it’s Kratos’ reaction to Mimir that elicits the actual humor, their interactions are naturally funny due to their opposite personalities. Or you could go the Forespoken route and just write quirky LOL Reddit dialogue
I love with how slow Frey is escaping the thugs, one of them still has her gun and can straight up shoot her from a distance but just stands there watching the show.
In Devil May Cry 3 there is a weapon that can talk but Dante hits it if it ever talks and only keeps it as long as it promises to not talk, and I think the game would be much better if they did the same here.
The best pet is in gameplay certain combos make Angi and Rudra get super hype and start making noise only for the finisher to just have Dante go “Silence!”
It’s just hilarious to me that she makes such a big deal out of escaping NY but she has a massive duffle bag of cash and lives on the east coast where she could easily grab an intercity bus or plane to like anywhere she wanted and still have 99% of her money.
New York sucks, but the fact she could afford a 1 bedroom apartment, a cat, and had $50,000 dollars on hand, she seemed to be doing pretty alright. Not to invoke the "just get a job" idea, but seeing as she already had a solid foundation, had she flipped burgers or something, I think she'll be alright. Certainly alright enough than most living in New York.
The chemistry between 3 unemployed lets players sitting on a couch with fast food crumbs all over them and their one controller is somehow better than any chemistry between any character in this entire game, or any storyline or subplot. Corporate Games are truly fascinating, like watching a mostquito drown in cow dung.
Honestly its weird how out of touch this game is with idk... actual real life flesh and blood existing people? I cannot understand who this game is trying to appeal to. You've heard the expression "a game for everyone is a game for no-one" before. But even games like mario kart that are 'for everyone' appeal to their target demographic better than this crap. Idk I find it kind of crazy how a company like Square Enix thats in the hundreds of millions of $ can be so estranged from normal everday human interactions that they let this game hit shelves thinking everything was alright. It doesnt make sense because its not as if SE is made up of robots and AI. Theres bad writing thats atleast self-aware and can indulge in its poor quality, but then theres BAAAAD writing. Every company is comprised of real people, so how can this game be so outlandishly bad at depicting natural human interaction? Keep in mind its not just writers that suck here. This game had to go through testing and product quality assurance before it was released and your telling me nobody thought "huh, the writing kinda sucks ass here we should maybe re-write some stuff." -edit: my bad I forgot SE is a Japanese company so the writers were most likely Japanese. Obviously the Japanese language operates differently to English hence why the writing is so weird here. Ofc its not just the writing, its also Japanese writing tropes such as mannerisms, character archetypes, dialogue flow.etc and I guess you could make the case that localization can only do so much.
Whats interesting about her dynamic with Homer is that she's upset at not having the cat anymore. Not worried it'll be in trouble, or that she needs any help. She dumps it off on someone who just accepts it with no consequences or argument. And by the end of it she Literally laughs at the idea that her cat needs any help and isn't completely being taken care of
The only moment this game got me emotional was watching Frey's cat clearly missing her.... The only character that made me feel *something* was. the. cat 🤨
Man that intro lol...the game's story and writing are so bad. Why was the judge talking about her "potential"??? She's literally a baby found under a bridge, and graduated high school lol. They didn't show a damn thing as to why she has potential, just that she had a diploma and lived alone lol. Also, the character is just so unlikeable lol. They tried so hard to make her quippy (which she is at times and it's funny seeing her get the shit kicked out of her for it in that intro), but she comes off as a complete ass every time she speaks either getting angry at someone or belittling people for no reason.
The funniest part of this to me is that Chris said he'd pay for a Kamala Kahn crossover, and not only is this the exact same voice actor that did Kamala in the Avengers game, but this character gets powers the exact same way Kamala does in the comics, by a Golden Bangle lmao
I wanted to believe this, but unfortunately it's not true. Ella Balinska voices Frey in this game, and Sandra Saad voices Kamala Khan in Marvel's Avengers 🙁 If both characters were voiced by the same person, it would have been like an ancient prophecy being fulfilled: a prophecy of badly-written protagonists, that is.
Usually, other let's players would choose the hardest difficulty on a game they know would be shit for the sake of entertainment value (at least for the viewers). But this trio, fuck no! They don't want to waste any time and just want to finish the game as quickly as possible. I respect them for that.
I come from the future. This game was so innovative, epic and deep that the studio that made it got blown up by Square Enix because they made so much negative money from it.
the comparison to kamala khan is so right theres hundreds of other quirky arkham asylum walking games that are just like this like why would i as the consumer feel the need to purchase this game
holy shit I just realized. This game feels like a Goosebumps episode. The bullies, the crawling in abandoned building, finding some otherworldly entity in said building.
The way that the cat is recorded so awkwardly, I have to guess that it was one of the developers' or writers' cats, who had already passed on, so they couldn't get any new audio from the cat to make it sound fitting and appropriate. So they just use the echoey, out-of-place audio.
You guys know what, I think the New York vs Ney York state joke wasn't meant to be a joke. Let me explain. Someone wrote that as regular conversation forgetting that bracelet is not supposed to know about real world, reminded themselfes of that and thought "fuck it I can't bother deleting it just roll with it"
I think it might actually be foreshadowing. Earlier he says that he doesn't know what a phone is, nor what New York is. Then, when she makes the NY "joke," he mentions Newark, revealing that he's lying.
I remember watching a video on bad dialogue in video games that was really valid, but he went on a limp-wristed rant about gamers at the end. Why are yt people like this
@@Sir_Bucket that's true, though those are insane terminally online people who'd dox or do life ruination over a slight inconvenience. Social media like Twitter has definitely made it worse imo
@@jojobizadTRASH I mean yeah, terminally online and gamers overlap a lot, which is why I agree with Noodles when he says "I'm a gamer, we are the problem"
this game just reminds me of everything GTA 4 did right. A protagonist living in new york (liberty city) who truly has nothing (niko) and has to live the criminal life to get by (keep in mind, Niko actually HAS to life a life of crime to get by, whereas this bitch has a dufflebag of $100 bills in her room and still complains about not having anything) then Romans home and business gets burned down (just like here) and forces them to move, but it actually makes sense in gta 4. i just keep drawing similarities between the 2, but just keep seeing how gta is the infinitely better game. if your game is reminding me of how much better a different game from 15 years before it is, then you did something extremely wrong.
Now that you mention it its actually kinda funny about the similarities. When Niko found the golden armband and was teleported to a mystical fantasy realm I couldn't believe my big watery eyes
20:09 That's not that far off from what actually happened. Luke was only willing to take Obi-Wan as far as Anchorhead before Owen and Beru got killed. Only when there was nothing left for Luke at home did he decide to join Obi-Wan for real.
True, but Luke wasn't portrayed as living in squalor, and his turning point made sense. Even if it was blunt. In this game, she never leaves her "but I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!" phase. She's just insufferable throughout.
I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just curious. This is my first time watching anything to do with Oneyplays and I was wondering if that dude had a cold or if he usually sounds like that?
I honestly think some of it was intentional. Its kinda more realistic, in a way, to imagine Frey as an unwilling anti-hero character. Lots of people I know aren't inherently bad but because of their shitty situation, they act out and push people away. Problem is they're not even trying to show her as sympathetic at all, she has no human moments as far as we've seen yet.
They were Sweet Baby'd, they paid a woke writing consultancy firm to make their characters "diverse" and "breaking stereotypes about women" - ie make her as as unlikeable as possible instead of a likeable women 🙄
The writers project their own personalities onto their characters. They're boring, bland, narcissistic douchebags and that shows with every single character they write.
Yes the writing is bad in the game, no doubt about how shit the dialogue is lmfao. But some of the criticisms they coming up with is like Nostalgia Critic Logic lmfao. "Oh my God, she just got transported to a completely different world, why is she freaking out?" like yes its isekai logic but literally anyone would freak out in that situation lmfao.
I mean, they were right though she saw a dragon and then a couple minutes later she sees a giant hairy creature eating something, and her first thought is that it's just a friendly animal of some kind and walks up to it, only to act surprised and freak out that it's a giant vicious predator. Which should have been obvious to her by now.
@@ryman1933 oh for sure like the calling the piece of dialogue was funny as hell lol. Like I feel like a lot of internal dialogue like that doesnt really translate to video games well cause of obvious cringe like this lol.
Employ that logic you're attempting to use a little further: You, as a consumer of media, recognize isekai exists. Therefore, when you have Alice in Wonderland as a coffee table book and then, almost immediately, get transported to a fantasy realm, do you go "Gee willikers, this lit, poggers fantasy realm is totally quirky, lawl" or do you go "oh, this must be an isekai. There are creatures and magic and shit." Like, clearly, a couple people in the modern world would freak out a little, but the rest of us with functioning brains have 'read Alice in Wonderland' and don't want or need obvious shit to be verbalized
This game really made me appreciate the silent protagonist
Vocal protagonists can be done right, and have been for a long time. This game just sucks
Gordan freemen had better written lines
@@LawnMower_gaming1he was gay, Gary Cooper??
@@LawnMower_gaming1Da stwong silent type.
@@LawnMower_gaming1beat me to it
The WHOLE POINT of storing ALL that money in an easy to carry DUFFLE BAG was that IT WAS EASY TO CARRY IN AN EMERGENCY!!!
That is the point where you switch off the game and get a refund
NAH GOTTA FIND HOMER FIRST
Funniest thing is that nothing in the plot would’ve happened without her being that stupid
GoTtA fInD hOmER fIrST
You guys just don't get it! She had to find Homer first! It's a metaphor... for how shit the game is. 😂
Her getting beaten after every zinger is so hilarious
Zont say that
The most feel good moment of the whole game
@@horatio2560zont say zat
She just didnt learn her lesson
@TheSergio1021 "How many times do we have to teach you this lessen old man"😂
I used to think I don't have the skills to be a writer. Then I saw the work people got paid for with Forspoken and shit have I been wasting time.
This game is proof that if someones 8 year old niece can write a video game story you can do anything
Actually a good lesson to learn with this game haha
Are you saying they didn't deserve to strike to get better pay?
@@anonymouslucario285 I'm saying they didn't deserve to have that job at all. They can feel free to strike, and I'm glad no-talent hacks who rely on union backing to get work are seeing how replaceable they are.
For real; like I want to write but talk myself down, but if shit like this is getting people in square enix then goddamn I’m golden
Homeless black women from New York who own a cat would play this game and say, "I cannot remotely relate to this main character."
Spoiled white virgins need to STOP trying to write minority characters and women in general.
"Things are so bad, all I have is this 1 bedroom apartment, cat and 50,000 dollars :\"
"Oh, and 2 out of three are gone, because I don't know how duffel bags work, silly me!"
“And on top of that, electricity and lights, even running water. Im so screwed.”
Least expensive housing in california
Honestly I’m still flabbergasted about her having a working apartment in what looked like a condemned part of the city. Incredible.
@@zachanikwano if she was actually destitute it’s a more tragic story.
Can't believe the robbers said "you will burn!" like an Oblivion necromancer mage
I’m waiting for the Mass Effect repeat combat quotes.
“I will destroy you!”
Zach is usually detached, it's rare to see him so legitimately irritated.
Probably cause he writes. Being close makes you more critical
This and Saints Row
There really is an art to making the comedic sidekick actually funny and not too intrusive. You don't realize how much work went into getting Wheatley or Russel right until you see it done badly. There's so much of back and forth dialogue here you could lose and nothing about the game would change.
what Russel?
I swear cuff is like just a far worse version of Wheatley
@@helios1087 from Half Life Alyx.
Even skippy from 2077 kicks ass and he never shuts up
Mimir is another great example of a comedic sidekick that chimes in often enough for humor to arise but never becomes annoying or overbearing. Often it’s Kratos’ reaction to Mimir that elicits the actual humor, their interactions are naturally funny due to their opposite personalities.
Or you could go the Forespoken route and just write quirky LOL Reddit dialogue
"Please rip her apart like Robocop" is not a sentence I ever though I'd hear or agree with.
RoboCop did have a pretty damn good game recently, so maybe that could help this game 😂😂😂
Even Robocop wouldn't ask her to SLOB HIS KNOB
We'd need more shotguns.
I love with how slow Frey is escaping the thugs, one of them still has her gun and can straight up shoot her from a distance but just stands there watching the show.
Or that the game over animation isn’t her getting shot
Even in the game the “antagonists” are rightfully upset with her the whole time 😂
This entire game is like the "Now you're going to say..." bit from JoJo's but instead the guy doing the predicting gets stunned.
Joseph Joestar if he didn't enjoy the fact he can predict his enemy's next move
Joseph Joestar if what he predicted was consistently the most annoying shit imaginable and it deeply annoyed Joseph.
I like how they hate this game so much before she even goes to the magic world
In Devil May Cry 3 there is a weapon that can talk but Dante hits it if it ever talks and only keeps it as long as it promises to not talk, and I think the game would be much better if they did the same here.
Except other way around, have Vambrace shock Frey every time she quips.
@@Edagui97True.
And saddest thing is that he didn't even kept it with him.
If we are talking about angi and rudra, he sold those to buy pizza
@@astaroth2454Dante has more believable poverty than this game with "hungh, all I have is $50k, designer shoes, I just can't figure out how to leave"
The best pet is in gameplay certain combos make Angi and Rudra get super hype and start making noise only for the finisher to just have Dante go “Silence!”
I love how much emphasis she puts on escaping New York
She acts like its North Korea or something
It’s just hilarious to me that she makes such a big deal out of escaping NY but she has a massive duffle bag of cash and lives on the east coast where she could easily grab an intercity bus or plane to like anywhere she wanted and still have 99% of her money.
The writers think new York is like the Snake Plisken movie
New York is like North Korea these days.
New York sucks, but the fact she could afford a 1 bedroom apartment, a cat, and had $50,000 dollars on hand, she seemed to be doing pretty alright. Not to invoke the "just get a job" idea, but seeing as she already had a solid foundation, had she flipped burgers or something, I think she'll be alright. Certainly alright enough than most living in New York.
6:17 so Oney caused the writer strike, huh?
All part of tomars master plan
@@ryman1933 So *this* is the power of the Tomar emeralds.
A True American Hero....
8:12
Home sweet hell.
In her 2 bed room open concept apartment in downtown NYC.
*this is hell!!*
@@yujiruffhanma3095...Hell's Kitchen!
12:56 "I just can't wait for clean air....and bright skies....😢"
"THEN, DUDE, MOVE TO GEORGIA!!!"
Lmao, aw Lyle, please never change! 😂
Ah yes, the one where Zach went through puberty.
Why does he sound different here?
I’ve never gotten second hand embarrassment for the sake of a video game until watching this.
I didn’t think that was possible
they need to play more of this game
This game is mind numbing, I'd just feel bad
More shitty games lol
@@BigChillenXDbut it's funny
They are
The character i unironically feel the most pain for is the fuckin cat.
same
14:57 Whats funny is the gang would’ve had to write this backwards for it to be readable from the inside.
why tf are they gangsters when they can get a doctorate
i can tell zach has been taking his t shot
The chemistry between 3 unemployed lets players sitting on a couch with fast food crumbs all over them and their one controller is somehow better than any chemistry between any character in this entire game, or any storyline or subplot. Corporate Games are truly fascinating, like watching a mostquito drown in cow dung.
I was gonna say none of them are unemployed but I see the vibe you're getting at
Honestly its weird how out of touch this game is with idk... actual real life flesh and blood existing people? I cannot understand who this game is trying to appeal to. You've heard the expression "a game for everyone is a game for no-one" before. But even games like mario kart that are 'for everyone' appeal to their target demographic better than this crap.
Idk I find it kind of crazy how a company like Square Enix thats in the hundreds of millions of $ can be so estranged from normal everday human interactions that they let this game hit shelves thinking everything was alright. It doesnt make sense because its not as if SE is made up of robots and AI. Theres bad writing thats atleast self-aware and can indulge in its poor quality, but then theres BAAAAD writing. Every company is comprised of real people, so how can this game be so outlandishly bad at depicting natural human interaction? Keep in mind its not just writers that suck here. This game had to go through testing and product quality assurance before it was released and your telling me nobody thought "huh, the writing kinda sucks ass here we should maybe re-write some stuff."
-edit: my bad I forgot SE is a Japanese company so the writers were most likely Japanese. Obviously the Japanese language operates differently to English hence why the writing is so weird here. Ofc its not just the writing, its also Japanese writing tropes such as mannerisms, character archetypes, dialogue flow.etc and I guess you could make the case that localization can only do so much.
@@flytrapYTPNo one employs wierd nasty smelly goblins. Anything you see contrary about the boys being employed is lies, and possibly slander.
Whats interesting about her dynamic with Homer is that she's upset at not having the cat anymore.
Not worried it'll be in trouble, or that she needs any help. She dumps it off on someone who just accepts it with no consequences or argument.
And by the end of it she Literally laughs at the idea that her cat needs any help and isn't completely being taken care of
The only moment this game got me emotional was watching Frey's cat clearly missing her....
The only character that made me feel *something* was. the. cat 🤨
Them calling the dialogue right before it happens will always be hilarious
Man that intro lol...the game's story and writing are so bad. Why was the judge talking about her "potential"??? She's literally a baby found under a bridge, and graduated high school lol. They didn't show a damn thing as to why she has potential, just that she had a diploma and lived alone lol.
Also, the character is just so unlikeable lol. They tried so hard to make her quippy (which she is at times and it's funny seeing her get the shit kicked out of her for it in that intro), but she comes off as a complete ass every time she speaks either getting angry at someone or belittling people for no reason.
The writing only gets worse too, rewatching the series to make a part 2 and the amount of terrible lines is insane
Doesn't dialogue literally go:
"i have so much potential? -No, you have so much anger at everything"
@@helios1087Thank you for actually paying attention
This is going to be in smiling friends I'm calling it
i've never had to take so many breaks while watching the original playthrough ever this game is so embarrassing
Why didn't you just stop watching all together?
@@anonymouslucario285 the lads are funny
The funniest part of this to me is that Chris said he'd pay for a Kamala Kahn crossover, and not only is this the exact same voice actor that did Kamala in the Avengers game, but this character gets powers the exact same way Kamala does in the comics, by a Golden Bangle lmao
I wanted to believe this, but unfortunately it's not true. Ella Balinska voices Frey in this game, and Sandra Saad voices Kamala Khan in Marvel's Avengers 🙁
If both characters were voiced by the same person, it would have been like an ancient prophecy being fulfilled: a prophecy of badly-written protagonists, that is.
thats not how Kamala gets her powers in the comics, thats just in the MCU.
she gets her powers in the comics because shes an Inhuman
Where did you even get that it’s the same voice actress? Lol
@@gogogoooooooooo they sound exactly the same lol, i thought so too.
Everything you said is wrong lol, they’re completely different voice actors and Kamala gets her powers in the comics from inhuman gas
Even this wont be enough to get them to make more
well well well
I genuinely hope the writers of Forspoken are embarrassed and ashamed of themselves.
Usually, other let's players would choose the hardest difficulty on a game they know would be shit for the sake of entertainment value (at least for the viewers). But this trio, fuck no! They don't want to waste any time and just want to finish the game as quickly as possible. I respect them for that.
well i mean, you say that like other lets players jobs arent to make entertaining lets plays lol
@@NateS917 Yeah, I worded it strangely.
I come from the future. This game was so innovative, epic and deep that the studio that made it got blown up by Square Enix because they made so much negative money from it.
I come from the future future. Square Enix got rid of pretty much all their western devs.
@@mattmark94 oh shit it’s one of future future guys! Well, at least you’re not as annoying as the future future future guys.
Does the dragon bacon?
yes it DAHS yes is DAHS
Well she's a fuckin Sneakerhead herself
I hate those sneakerheads.
Goddamn sneakerheads just moved in.
Chris shouting “please Kys” 😂
the comparison to kamala khan is so right
theres hundreds of other quirky arkham asylum walking games that are just like this like why would i as the consumer feel the need to purchase this game
Don’t ask questions. Just buy product and get excited for next product
that's insulting to Kamala tbh
she can at least be an endearing character -- something this game cannot say
holy shit I just realized. This game feels like a Goosebumps episode. The bullies, the crawling in abandoned building, finding some otherworldly entity in said building.
The way that the cat is recorded so awkwardly, I have to guess that it was one of the developers' or writers' cats, who had already passed on, so they couldn't get any new audio from the cat to make it sound fitting and appropriate. So they just use the echoey, out-of-place audio.
"best of forspoken" oh you mean the whole fucking series?
Zach sounds alarmingly normal in this video
She could have easily grabbed the money bag, threw the cat in it, and maybe grabbed a third thing, what a dumb scene
You guys know what, I think the New York vs Ney York state joke wasn't meant to be a joke. Let me explain. Someone wrote that as regular conversation forgetting that bracelet is not supposed to know about real world, reminded themselfes of that and thought "fuck it I can't bother deleting it just roll with it"
I think it might actually be foreshadowing.
Earlier he says that he doesn't know what a phone is, nor what New York is. Then, when she makes the NY "joke," he mentions Newark, revealing that he's lying.
“These writers should go on strike so they can get paid more”
"Well what were you doing before?"
"Stereotypes?"
9:14 i’m amazed they didn’t comment on how long she fondles that shoe
Those fuckin sneakerheads.
Ive been so jaded by the quality of content (lack there of) on UA-cam lately, but this was fkn great!
Finally, gaming humour that resonates with me.
They need to beat this, the pure absurdity of the story is hilarious.
If MCU met Life Is Strange met a shitty isekai
I remember watching a video on bad dialogue in video games that was really valid, but he went on a limp-wristed rant about gamers at the end. Why are yt people like this
Soy
I mean gamers are dumb
Remember people sending death threats to CD project when they delayed cyberpunk?
@@Sir_Bucket that's true, though those are insane terminally online people who'd dox or do life ruination over a slight inconvenience. Social media like Twitter has definitely made it worse imo
@@jojobizadTRASH I mean yeah, terminally online and gamers overlap a lot, which is why I agree with Noodles when he says "I'm a gamer, we are the problem"
What video was it?
If only it was Dark Souls and that castle was Anor Londo. Maybe then the archers could snipe her.
*bleep that out*
this game just reminds me of everything GTA 4 did right. A protagonist living in new york (liberty city) who truly has nothing (niko) and has to live the criminal life to get by (keep in mind, Niko actually HAS to life a life of crime to get by, whereas this bitch has a dufflebag of $100 bills in her room and still complains about not having anything) then Romans home and business gets burned down (just like here) and forces them to move, but it actually makes sense in gta 4. i just keep drawing similarities between the 2, but just keep seeing how gta is the infinitely better game. if your game is reminding me of how much better a different game from 15 years before it is, then you did something extremely wrong.
Now that you mention it its actually kinda funny about the similarities. When Niko found the golden armband and was teleported to a mystical fantasy realm I couldn't believe my big watery eyes
6:19 is the purest, most genuine kind of laughter mankind has ever produced
Ah, so this is what it feels to have friends
You’re basically paying them to hang out and play games though.
@helmepodesarius2198 no, that's game grumps
@helmepodesarius2198 are you say oneyplays isn't an actual friend group and it's just like game grumps in that it's just obligation for money?
This joke doesn't get funnier the more more tell it
Them playing this game is the best thing about this game existing .
16:11 I dont know why but Zach's "holy shit.." here made me lose it
20:09 That's not that far off from what actually happened. Luke was only willing to take Obi-Wan as far as Anchorhead before Owen and Beru got killed. Only when there was nothing left for Luke at home did he decide to join Obi-Wan for real.
True, but Luke wasn't portrayed as living in squalor, and his turning point made sense. Even if it was blunt.
In this game, she never leaves her "but I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!" phase. She's just insufferable throughout.
This game is Square Enix's "The Room"
if only i was forspoken!
20:09 its funny because luke skywalker was basically exactly like that in the beginning of that movie
Yeah, like the first part of the movie. He immediately shows some character progression as soon as Owen and Beru get sniped.
The Omikron to the age.
Holy crap. Imagine Omikron but with smooth combat 😂
Oh my god she is wearing Adam Sandler’s getup from 8 crazy nights holy hell
I enjoyed the gameplay of this game but god, that writing. Like watching a CW written show.
16:23 meowing cat
I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just curious. This is my first time watching anything to do with Oneyplays and I was wondering if that dude had a cold or if he usually sounds like that?
He has sounded like that ever since the incident with the rat.
Always, and it’s the cornerstone on oneyplays
He has a deviated septum
@@dremonition4259 Ah, I see. Thanks for telling me :)
He has a syndrome
Disney's MCU has done terrible things for current media writing .
Breaking Bad is to MCU as Kendrick is to Drake
You thought you could escape just by going to a completely unrelated video?
Think again, bozo.
@@baronvonbeandip huh?
@@baronvonbeandipDRAAAAKE😨
@@baronvonbeandipyou forgot to take your schizo meds
She had a gun in her face and the facial animations made her look bored.
1:33 really tomar was the one to suggest sounds?!
Do the writers intend to make the characters as unlikeable as possible?
I honestly think some of it was intentional. Its kinda more realistic, in a way, to imagine Frey as an unwilling anti-hero character. Lots of people I know aren't inherently bad but because of their shitty situation, they act out and push people away. Problem is they're not even trying to show her as sympathetic at all, she has no human moments as far as we've seen yet.
Yeah. They tried making an anti-hero, but with none of the charm of being an anti-hero
Theyre just self-inserts for the mean-spirited "do better" token light skin woman who works at all these companies
They were Sweet Baby'd, they paid a woke writing consultancy firm to make their characters "diverse" and "breaking stereotypes about women" - ie make her as as unlikeable as possible instead of a likeable women 🙄
The writers project their own personalities onto their characters. They're boring, bland, narcissistic douchebags and that shows with every single character they write.
Forspoken? More like Fart Chokin'.
Thanks for editing this
This game feels like it was written by a fucking AI????
Pure pain
Mr Giggin was in Paris
Poggers in Paris, Du-biggers in Dubai.
“If you scramble those letters you get ---“ I lost my shit dude
Lyle was going BOnanas on this one
elliot watson is the funniest thing
This game is over $80 CDN on steam
They should replay this game guys
What’s up with Zach’s voice @0:22
puberty is finally finishing up for him
reupload? got rid of the 2x speed :)
yep, accidently published the draft
Best character is the cat and the only one I care about
dude i can’t even watch gameplay of this she annoys me so much
is it just me or does zach sound like he doesn't have his iconic nose?
He was recording this session from the comfort of his iron lung
*DAEUT?!-*
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Zach sounds like hes got a hard boiled egg in his throat
This seems more like the entire playthrough uploaded on another person's Channel not best of moments
People were paid to write this?
Erm, balls
I just refunded this game... with my freaking mind!
Did this entire game rip off Sonic and the Black Knight?
Can someone animate this?
Instead of making this game they can support ff9 memoria.thats better use of money than whatever this is.
erm.... more like worst of forspoken am i right
This is so cring
Yes the writing is bad in the game, no doubt about how shit the dialogue is lmfao. But some of the criticisms they coming up with is like Nostalgia Critic Logic lmfao. "Oh my God, she just got transported to a completely different world, why is she freaking out?" like yes its isekai logic but literally anyone would freak out in that situation lmfao.
Theyre making fun of how predictable it is and the reddit tier dialogue, not that she is freaking out.
I mean, they were right though she saw a dragon and then a couple minutes later she sees a giant hairy creature eating something, and her first thought is that it's just a friendly animal of some kind and walks up to it, only to act surprised and freak out that it's a giant vicious predator. Which should have been obvious to her by now.
@willb.5225 it may be my autism lmfao
@@ryman1933 oh for sure like the calling the piece of dialogue was funny as hell lol. Like I feel like a lot of internal dialogue like that doesnt really translate to video games well cause of obvious cringe like this lol.
Employ that logic you're attempting to use a little further:
You, as a consumer of media, recognize isekai exists. Therefore, when you have Alice in Wonderland as a coffee table book and then, almost immediately, get transported to a fantasy realm, do you go "Gee willikers, this lit, poggers fantasy realm is totally quirky, lawl" or do you go "oh, this must be an isekai. There are creatures and magic and shit."
Like, clearly, a couple people in the modern world would freak out a little, but the rest of us with functioning brains have 'read Alice in Wonderland' and don't want or need obvious shit to be verbalized