When they have things to give planets oxygen... But they can't add oxygen to Earth... Edit: Okay so at some point someone will point this out so I might as well beat them to it. Yes, I know they said the atmosphere was “beyond repair” in the video, I just wanted to make a funny joke so before anyone comes on saying “well, actually, according to the Encyclopedia of hshshvdhdu” I might as well point it out.
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Me: Save us Dan Dan:Let's record a video Me: oh great this will end well (999 days later Dan nearly finished his video suddenly ad comes) Me: We are all doomed
Dan is now known as many things ,... ex: super-dan, spider-dan, pac-dan, a surgeon, a youtuber, a minecrafter, a robloxer, ect. but overall super amazing best used to be blue haired youtuber everrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He forgot that the rule of thumb used by conservation biologists is that it takes about 500 individuals to properly repopulate a species. You can preserve something with 50 individuals, but the species is going to radically alter in the process. You don't need to save billions of lives. But I know this is a game, and it wants you to save as many people as possible. You only need to save 0.71428571428571E-6% of the population to make it a functional species.
@@yourfokenmother7816 if his account was made in 2017 doesn't mean he hasn't been watching since 1mil. Maybe he had to make a new account, or he was a guest then. so shut yo mouth
Fortnite:time to sue u dan:but fortnite u have copied a lot ._. Fortnite:ssssh we dont talk about that dan: still gonna... Fortnite:I SAID BE QUIET dan:uhhh... Fortnite:give u a.cookie if u be quiet dan:u had me at cookie
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Dan: Have some trees!
People in rocket: *throws trees back out*
👌😂👌
Lol
Dan: am I a joke to you
Kathryn
Them: no
LOL so true!
Dan: 49% Saved
Thanos: Am I a joke to you!?
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It’s not balanced enough
I don’t get it
Dah Flossing Pineapples Thanos wants 50% of the population to die and 50% to survive as he thinks the universe is over populated.
Your efforts to save the human race is well appreciated. *Gives Dan a medal*
@Unknown idk, not many people found it interesting I guess
@Stolesteam Yeah, I don't think this comment is that interesting tbh
1 year later and I still *love* this *interesting* comment
*woah*
Yes dan does .
Planet: *over 100 degrees celsius*
Dan: "I tHiNk ItS a LiTtLe cOlD"
Yes
I’m sure it’s over 170 degrees Celsius out there
Y e s
Wait can I have timestamp plz
DAN:Fills a rocket to capacity... tries to add more stuff
WHY won't these go
Lara Weber frick off
@Lara Weber no
@Lara Weber go away
Lara Weber liar
Hey!
Who will save mankind?
The government?
The military?
No, a 27 year old British minecraft youtuber will!
Yes he will
LOL 😃😃😄😄🤣🤣
Nice one
Lol
Yes that is very accurate
Dan: the worlds about to die,
im gonna save the planet!
Me: Oh no
sarah pyatt *oh god no*
ya dan the best
We're doomed.
News: we are gonna die in 1,000 days.
Dan: ima save everyone!
Me: oh crap we are gonna die in 5 days not 1,000
who remembers when dan had blue hair...
|
V
I do the good old days before he had his og hair
I remember before he dyed his hair blue
I do
Me
He is dying his hair again, he has just talked a break to keep his hair healthy
“I tried to save the world”
R.I.P
earth
1-2019
What if I dropped out of kindergarten ay?
Acually... -1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 2019.
Lmao do you think the Earth was made when Jesus Christ was born
@@alvynilhamkurniawan1854 Regular people? Most people know what B.C. is
ur forgeting bc and ad
“Dantdm saves the world”
Also dan: *stares at a bomb waiting for earth to explode*
LOL
Venom Hazard r/woooosh
XD
@Draught Anims lol
Danielle Moore
r/quityourbullshit
When they have things to give planets oxygen...
But they can't add oxygen to Earth...
Edit: Okay so at some point someone will point this out so I might as well beat them to it. Yes, I know they said the atmosphere was “beyond repair” in the video, I just wanted to make a funny joke so before anyone comes on saying “well, actually, according to the Encyclopedia of hshshvdhdu” I might as well point it out.
you have 500IQ
the game has no IQ :3
Over 9000 IQ OwO
Kate Legends ;O;
Fucing GINIEOUS!!!
And then you now have 999IQ
But there is no IQ in the game ^^
wait...
when people leave doesn’t that mean there is more oxygen
which means more time for dan to get people off of earth? 🤔
yep
huh, never thought about that.
HEYYYY YOU HAVE A POINT THERE
Yeah
The world is in great danger
And the only person we can rely on is...
DANTDM
Yeah, I wouldn't trust him
We are gonna die in his hands
Yeet
@Brooke Davis yes I know this is fake obviously you put ro+bu+x cause u used this in Roblox so it won't change to hashtags so u are a liar
DanTDM play more roblox PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS
Dan: I tried to save the world.
Me: Oh great! We're doomed😱.
The Landy Lad m-
Lol
Omg lmbo
Jessie no.
There is a reason to really point out the word tried
Dan: we discovered a new island!
Me: so we’re playing raft now are we?
OMG SO FUNNY IM ABOUT TO DIE OF LUAGHTER
seriosly
Brady Pollard it's not that funny
lol you so smart
lol
"Go my pretty, leave!" -DanTDM 2019
Me: *Sees the title*
Also Me: How am I not dead?!
Because...YOUR WATCHING DANTDM IN HEAVENNNN
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P.S. MY SERIES DOGQUEST IS NOT DOGCRAF
Ok
Lol
Dan's Title : I TRIED to save world!
Me : I never knew I had eyes...
DanTDM: "not sure how u play"
Me: "Dan plz say your joking 🙏🙏🙏
😂😂😂😂
Hehe lol
If hes not joking well oof all of those people
What?
Dan: now I do
you: to late (×,×)
"get out get out, you're not rich enough"
- Scientist DanTDM
Me: Ready Dan I'm going to
launch the rocket
DanTDM: ready
Fabian zepeda I have no hope on UA-cam comments
Dan: I saved 49% of population
Me: Almost perfect 👌 thanos snap
Noooooo Dan didnt do a good job
But you’re not thanos lol
49% I did 100000000000000% of the population
Yeah thats kinda funny tho XD
50% were from the thanos snap, the other 1% were so depressed that...
Let me give a suitable title
*How to RAID AREA 51 by DanTDM*
We need that
YES YAYAYAYAYAY DANTDM RAIDS AREA 51 :pppppp
Not that funny but i get THE meme
Dan should play more Hardcore Minecraft Survival Series
Dantdm made a planet joke!
‘How on EARTH is that going on to work...’
Ha lol
You are one of my favorite youtubers keep up the good work 🙂
Dan: I'm going to have to play this game to save the world!
Me: Good luck!
Dan: But I'm not quite sure how to play the game..
Yeah... I'm sure we all have different takes. I don't really agree with how he played it.
@@aurescentgamez_ I get how you feel once I was so close to hitting a subscriber goal and no one subscribed to me for weeks so I subbed to you btw did you hit the goal yet?
@Anton Braun SCAM ALERT SCAM ALERT
NOO
@@aurescentgamez_ Try this into Pewdiepie's comment section and you will get suprised
Dan: Take care of our planet!
Us: *Laughs in human*
"Yesterday's science-fiction is today's reality"
Dude, that hits HARD
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I subbed to dan, you should too
Yassss
Violets are Violet...,
Bendy -YT, I hope dan sees this
Thats a good rym
Blue: Am I a joke to you?
"Go my pretty"
-DanTDM
The lives of billions rest within Dan's hands.
*Flys rocket to the sun*
so true
this makes no sense so earth being evacuated since the low oxygen level but they send oxygen to alot of planets that are bigger than earth
Thankyou Dan for telling 21M people to save the world!!💖
And one of those 21M people are you ❤😁
its only been 50k people yet😐
Almost 22mil
GTY Artron no
Now 26M people
*Raw footage of Daniel Middleton trying to save the earth after the aliens from area 51 is destroying earth (sept 26,2019) (Colorized*
Allen Cc that is not true god is protecting earth
Dan: “I AM GOING TO SAVE DE WORLD!”
*Not the man we needed, but the one we deserve*
Me: Save us Dan
Dan:Let's record a video
Me: oh great this will end well
(999 days later Dan nearly finished his video suddenly ad comes)
Me: We are all doomed
That makes no sense
The important question is...
Did you save me?
No
@@cierramerritt1689 uno reverse card
yes
The answer shall you will find is in the middle of a apple pie
Yeah I saw you go in xd
Dan's our only hope to save the world and aliens from Area 51
When you try your best but you don’t succeed
Hundred Soup ha ha my friends say that
8:49
If he saved that much people in about 500 days humanity is doomed xD
Dan I’ve been here since diamond dimensions and pixelmon basically the beginning and I’m a huge fan
Dan is now known as many things ,... ex: super-dan, spider-dan, pac-dan, a surgeon, a youtuber, a minecrafter, a robloxer, ect. but overall super amazing best used to be blue haired youtuber everrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marge simpson
He doesn't have blue hair
The world is in danger..
Only Dan has the power to save us
We're all gonna die
CAN YOU PLEASEEE DO EP. 37 OF TOMODACHI LIFE. (GET THIS TO THE TOP)
I've been waiting for a tomadachi life comment FINALLY after tdl 36 ep (A year ago!) I've been waiting a Year!
WE NEED MORE
I agree
I've been even trying to get that game because I saw Dan play it and I got interested.
WHY SHOULD I
Nobody:
millennials: The world will come to an end if we don't recycle!
DanTDM: I SAVED THE WORLD!!!!!!
"liberals"
Why do you have to make it political?
Why did you make it political?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Liberals smell
You do too
14:35 at the beginning you should have said "spoiler alert" and then:
"when I'm finished, half of humanity will still be alive..."
Nearly half it was 49
@@Akira-hx5uu Lol ya, that had crossed my mind.
Imagine this happens irl
Our lives are in the hands of DANIEL TDM MIDDLETON
Yo it's Daniel ROBERT Middleton
Im pretty sure we know this but they did it as a joke (i think)
haziqazlan what
It's Daniel Robert Middleton
It will happen in the 3000s
(Jk idk it’s just a joke)
Dan: That sounds familiar
The world: Can you help us escape
Dan: only if none of you dab
World: fine
Me: JUST TAKE US SO WE DONT DIE ALREADY WILL YA
Bliss Clouds what?
we already died
RektorKy ` unless you were part of that %49 Dan saved
Im dead
Can you play this again and try to get 100% please???
We all want earth to be better..
Then we should actually do it.
Everyone for the last 50 years ;-;
true
Earth's sickness is not my problem. I just got here!
yea you richt
yes
7:10 : Ron-go-wennin
He forgot that the rule of thumb used by conservation biologists is that it takes about 500 individuals to properly repopulate a species. You can preserve something with 50 individuals, but the species is going to radically alter in the process. You don't need to save billions of lives. But I know this is a game, and it wants you to save as many people as possible. You only need to save 0.71428571428571E-6%
of the population to make it a functional species.
Dan Aliens Didn't Get To Escape Area 51
When there’s a new dan tdm video
Me: *I don’t need to watch it... I dont need to watch it... I NEEEEED ITTTT*
10k without a Vid? R
I was watching your channel around 1mil!
@@yourfokenmother7816 if his account was made in 2017 doesn't mean he hasn't been watching since 1mil. Maybe he had to make a new account, or he was a guest then. so shut yo mouth
@@happylady399 maybe he was lieing
4:05 Dantam:maybe I just putted 300 million people in a rocket how does that work. Me:maybe the rocket is really big.
you already explored the best world XD
and that world is Minecraft XDD
(i make videos too :3)
Nizaritoo do you think anyone cares go promote your videos somewhere else nobody really cares!!!!
@@elongatedmuskrat4900 i never promoted anything i just said that i make videos :/
@@elongatedmuskrat4900 that's so mean
@@elongatedmuskrat4900 nezaritoo does have a point
Shameless plug... Red flag
Game: 1000 days to escape
Dantdm: *Puts it into **15:55** minutes*
Game: Am I a joke to you?
Ellis Dixon well, it’s actually only about 1000 secs
@@fade2008 I don't think 15:55 minutes is 1000 seconds
User 42 yeah, it’s actually about 16 minutes. But when he’s upgrading stuff, the time doesn’t go down. And he makes cuts too (obvs)
User 42 BUT I did say ABOUT and 15:55 is definitely ABOUT 16 mins. Check the calculator if you don’t believe me.
15 minutes and 55 seconds is about 955 seconds.
6:50
"HEIMDALL"R
Me: R.I.P. Heimdall in Infinity War
and loki...
1:37 - 1:39
"And I've discovered a new island " lol a new planet
Hi Dan i have watcht your videos 6 years your still my favourite
Houston, we have a problem -
What is it?-
They were all the same gender-
If only they were Smurfs...
Heh... my last name is Houston
Sir Parker ????? I don’t get it
@@thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976 learn science
Well if u know what smurfs are, they all are the same gender yet there are a bunch of them. How did they get to be if u ask?
Sir Parker ohhh I get it thank you
why did i laugh when half of the people dan poured in the rocket bounced right out
:Me The One PERSON HAS THE POWER
:Dan I GOT DA POWER
The world is ending
People : Who can save us now?!
Dantdm : I will
Dun nu nu nu
People: Are you sure?
0:43 Dan: that's a lot of pressure. Me : you could say your UNDER PRESSURE. under pressure plays in the background
Dingdingdingdigidingding
lol
Who else has been watching since the Diamond Dimensions?! ✌❤
lilslockk -_o , I’ve been watching since 2006.
Ive been watching since 2009
@@IuminaIyte except u joined youtube 6 months ago
@@IuminaIyte and also he started yt in 2012
Me :)
We should make a game name save the world. Fortnite: Excuse me
Fortnite:time to sue u
dan:but fortnite u have copied a lot ._.
Fortnite:ssssh we dont talk about that
dan: still gonna...
Fortnite:I SAID BE QUIET
dan:uhhh...
Fortnite:give u a.cookie if u be quiet
dan:u had me at cookie
“Dantdm saves the world”
Also dan: stares at a bomb waiting for the earth to explode
sup
XD
Yup were doomed
That needs to go on useless time lol
quack Quack QUACK QUACK QUACK DONALD DUCK QUACKS!!!
Dan in Mario Kart 8 deluxe donkey kong dabs in it!!!!
And it’s a strong dab😨
Nooooooo
What's with the mario franchise and dabbing!
Y they suck!! Dabs are stupid
Cuz
Science.
Calls the dab police HELP
Pls dan make a series of this i would love it! :3
Season 10 trailer is ready to see you now
Dan when are you going to play again prizon architect???
Omg yes i totally forgot about it
I think he finished it, so why would he play it again?
Same
thanos is angry now because you didn't make it perfectly balanced.
Thank you done for all of this will never make it without you
Dan: I will help humanity survive by sending them to space.
Everyone: We are all doomed.
I know 99% will skip this
But to the 1% have a nice day
No u have a nice day
Thank chu~
Uno reverse card
@Irebuz u used the wrong r slash
@Irebuz hold up the dude that u tagged don't even have a comment
Nobody:
Dan:I WILL SAVE THE WORLD
Everyone:😴
I think grandayy showed that i already got enough revenge
Dan: We will try to save the world
Me: Oh no WERE DOOOOMED
Dan....
It’s ir-REP-ra-ble! Get it right
I hope you put me on 1 of those spaceships cause if not...idk
Knowing my luck I'm not on there...😑
But maybe your luck would change if it were a life or death situation. 👍😁
Same -_-
Hmm answer if you are alive lol
@@obi-wankenobi8999 IM ALIVE!!! YES HEHE! IMA COMIN FOR D ALIENS!!
Dan my grandma died yesterday, and this really made my day better.
Thank u so much for being the best youtuber ever! ❤
PJ J I’m so sorry for your loss 😭😔💗
Cry me
I feel you man. My grandpa died 2 weeks ago. Do not worry, God is taking care of your poor grandma and she is surely in a better place than Earth.
I'm so sorry for you.
i remember when dan had blue hair
67°C on a planet... hotter than highest on earth
*Dan:* GO MAKE IT WARMER!!
"That sounds familiar. Oddly familiar."
- DanTDM, 2019
Dan ur videos are fantastic.
I've been watching since your custom mod adventures
Please please please do those again
R.I.P. The king of random who died last night. Support the channel and let Grant's legacy live on.
Nothing related to the channel or video, but yeah it was sad.
Dantdm continue playing a hat in time everyone’s begging you🥺😰😭😫☹️
Me:oh dantdm uploaded!
Dan: i tried..
LOUD EXPLOSION HAPPENDS
I love your videos Dan!!! Keep up the awesome work you've done, love the minecraft videos!! 🤩
DanTDM you're my favorite british youtuber since 2015, i watch all your custom mod adventure and minigames.😊 Greetings from Philippines😀
Dan play more TABS and put a bunch of cheerleaders with does things that have 1 million errors
I tried to save the world
Shows thumbnail with a string about to explode it
me:runs to the ship and jumps in and throws somebody out: I AM MORE WORTHY THEN YOU SCRUB
Hi sorry to bother you but I am 12 subscriber away from my goal so if you could subscribe to me that would be awesome
I am going to post more Minecraft
@@ItsJDoubleC ok
A.V.S.M channel thanks
ItsJDoubleC done ✅
Wander Roberson .
Dan: I am going to save your world!!!
Us:
Oh no, please no!
Awwww we didn’t even get the chance to raid Area 51 yet :(
Dan: Why do I have to save the World?
Me: Bruh you forgot
Dan: My bad ;-;
Edit: I hate reading comments
Anika Eluch this comment was stupid and made no sense
@@that-one-guy1934 the fact that you took it seriously.
Don’t understand??
Simple minded people don’t understand dont worry!
IF PEOPLE SAY EDIT ITS A LIE BECAUSE U CANT EDIT YOUR COMMENT AFTER ALREADY POSTING IT IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan:I'm here to save the world.
Me:oh no
Dan:*researches solid surface*
Dan:ow that means I can’t populate it
Also Dan:*populates rocket *
Me:😾🙎🏽♀️🙅🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤬😡😠😤🤨
Dan: I'm gonna try to save, da world
*what i thought would happen*
(The world imeadaly gets thanos snapped out of existence)
Us: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!
You name is *similar* to the roblox player that made dragon life and wolves life
@@Akira-hx5uu oof
Ha