Ranking EVERY STAR in Super Mario Galaxy

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  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 3 роки тому +7334

    Ok now rank every star in the milkyway galaxy

    • @itsalily_lei_lei
      @itsalily_lei_lei 3 роки тому +609

      #100,000,000,000: Proxima Centauri.
      It’s such a disappointing star, we hoped that it would have life around it but alas, no. It’s also a red dwarf and red dwarfs are stupid. At least it’s in a Trinity system, but a lot of stars are so gives a crap.
      #99,999,999,999: Kepler 1392.
      Seriously, you have one super earth exoplanet and it’s not even in the habitable zone, what is wrong with you?!
      #99,999,999,998: UY Scuti.
      Such a disappointing star. We though he was chonker but a star named Stephenson is more likely bigger.
      #99,999,999,997: Betelgeuse.
      Are you even still a star? Should we even rank you? You’re probably a supernova and/or black hole/neutron star now! Just tell us if you’re dead or not!
      #99,999,999,996: Pistol Star.
      You may be one of the brightest stars in the Milky Way, but I doubt your Neutral Special involves a gun.
      “And so on and so forth.”

    • @paytonreidst5454
      @paytonreidst5454 3 роки тому +50

      @@itsalily_lei_lei Wow.

    • @itsalily_lei_lei
      @itsalily_lei_lei 3 роки тому +189


      #1: Sol.
      I might be HELIOcentric but yeah, the sun’s a chad. Its got an actually habitable planet, while the other #99,999,999,999 either have likely or unlikely. If aliens do exist, they won’t visit us because we’re too advanced for them. The sun also had multiple pretty planets and dwarf planets and… a lot of rocks. What does stars like #718,341,902 and #14,000,605 have? Only dust and maybe a few nice looking planets but other than that only dust! Also Mars gave Jupiter acne and normally that would knock the star down a peg or two but the dwarf planet Haumea and the planet Saturn really bump it up. In the objects larger than a smote of dust in the solar system ranking video, we’ll discuss Jupiter and Mars. Thank you all for watching and sorry for taking 113 years to finish. Goodnight Tri-State Area!

    • @samelol8149
      @samelol8149 3 роки тому +47

      @@itsalily_lei_lei you really went the extra mile

    • @untitled7549yt
      @untitled7549yt 3 роки тому +28

      @@itsalily_lei_lei well, now there’s no excuse

  • @Policy_-fk8gf
    @Policy_-fk8gf 3 роки тому +3964

    “Ranking EVERY star in Mario galaxy”
    Me, a intellectual, knowing that there are stars in the background: *i’d like to see you try*

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 роки тому +171

      Next Video: Ranking every star in the sky

    • @CHILLIN2540
      @CHILLIN2540 3 роки тому +26

      I assumed this video would be a joke because of those stars when I first read the title.

    • @procrastinatingcartoonstm5130
      @procrastinatingcartoonstm5130 3 роки тому +5

      yes

    • @KrazyKyle-ij9vb
      @KrazyKyle-ij9vb 3 роки тому +25

      At #4354, we have black hole #56. It's a bit underwhelming but you got to love black holes anyway.

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 роки тому +7

      @It's Ken Number One would be the sun then lol

  • @clinicalobsession616
    @clinicalobsession616 3 роки тому +1711

    The fact that you rated the bomb throwing level as "decently fun" is a crime 😭😭😭

    • @fromthestarlingsnest
      @fromthestarlingsnest 3 роки тому +140

      agreed, I HATE that one 😂😭

    • @Sh1ranu1
      @Sh1ranu1 3 роки тому +73

      Unforgivable, last time I’m taking the opinion of a crab boi

    • @handsomewaluigi8620
      @handsomewaluigi8620 3 роки тому +7

      I liked it, it wasn’t that hard for me

    • @fromthestarlingsnest
      @fromthestarlingsnest 3 роки тому +66

      @@handsomewaluigi8620 now it’s not terrible, but it sent 10-year-old me into a rage 😂

    • @Oqposite
      @Oqposite 3 роки тому +26

      It was the last star I needed on my first playhrough before I unlocked Luigi

  • @TimReviewsEveryNAWiiGame
    @TimReviewsEveryNAWiiGame 3 роки тому +1353

    I'd argue the "tech demo" levels are needed from a game design perspective to get the player used to the mechanics for when they show up later in the game.

    • @landfish7a
      @landfish7a 3 роки тому +68

      i agree but i also think maybe they could have stuck them somewhere in the other early levels with a launch star to the next part of the level being the prize instead of a power star

    • @arandompersonontheinternet5730
      @arandompersonontheinternet5730 3 роки тому

      Nice

    • @max9739
      @max9739 2 роки тому +1

      No other game does this

    • @bengoodwin2141
      @bengoodwin2141 2 роки тому +14

      A really well designed game could have the tech demo levels feel like normal levels, but Mario galaxy doesn't quite do that I think

    • @marianocenteno4603
      @marianocenteno4603 Рік тому +1

      i think that tech demos can be integrated as a "normal" level

  • @drifty2362
    @drifty2362 3 роки тому +1097

    I never really liked killing the Dino piranha. I mean, he was just born.

    • @undergalaxy775
      @undergalaxy775 3 роки тому +252

      I always really liked killing the Dino piranha. I mean, he was just born

    • @johnbot320
      @johnbot320 3 роки тому +191

      @@undergalaxy775 the duality of man

    • @chuckleberry2142
      @chuckleberry2142 3 роки тому +29

      @@undergalaxy775 ow the edge

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 3 роки тому +11

      @@chuckleberry2142 bruh

    • @hattruck8607
      @hattruck8607 3 роки тому +7

      Killing the just born is fun

  • @blanketpineapple
    @blanketpineapple 3 роки тому +1628

    next: ranking every word spoken by doofenshmirtz

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 роки тому +1859

    Now I kinda wanna replay Mario Galaxy, it's been years

  • @trace6314
    @trace6314 3 роки тому +484

    isnt it funny how purple coin missions are either the most relaxing or most stressful missions?

    • @cosmicvoidtree
      @cosmicvoidtree Рік тому +26

      Yeah, whether or not there is a timer makes so much of a difference

    • @kaizok9131
      @kaizok9131 Рік тому +13

      also the worst and best missions

    • @Megapig9001
      @Megapig9001 2 місяці тому

      Hey a nerd

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 3 роки тому +887

    "Good job, Mario. You ruined the education system."
    Schaffrillas out of context is hilarious.

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 роки тому +34

      Shaffrillas with context is still hillarious

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 роки тому +14

      @@glendarjj3991 But he’s funnier out of context imo

    • @genevieveowusu885
      @genevieveowusu885 3 роки тому +5

      @@IcyDiamond There's a literal out of context vid of him out there.

    • @RohanJoshi910
      @RohanJoshi910 3 роки тому +2

      Where'd he say that?

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 роки тому +3

      @@RohanJoshi910 in the video

  • @narxmagee727
    @narxmagee727 3 роки тому +547

    1:14 "But they wanted to pad out the game and make it longer"
    "THAT WAS THEIR MISTAKE!"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on UA-cam, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear na

    • @averagepotatoenjoyer9719
      @averagepotatoenjoyer9719 3 роки тому +17

      @@AxxLAfriku what?

    • @totallyahuman5055
      @totallyahuman5055 3 роки тому +18

      @@averagepotatoenjoyer9719 they're either a bot or a troll

    • @wellyouknowthatslikeyouropinio
      @wellyouknowthatslikeyouropinio 3 роки тому +5

      @@AxxLAfriku You have 30K subscribers, shut up

    • @jackthememer1186
      @jackthememer1186 3 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku Bro you have 34k subs, why are you begging! I don’t even have 20 subs and you don’t see me begging.

  • @adamcaldwell7012
    @adamcaldwell7012 3 роки тому +741

    Schaff talking about beach bowl galaxy: "Embarrassingly easy..."
    Me, who spent over three hours trying to beat it as a kid: :/

    • @PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003
      @PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003 3 роки тому +15

      Schaff: shut 🆙

    • @Helicopter7
      @Helicopter7 3 роки тому +2

      E

    • @Helicopter7
      @Helicopter7 3 роки тому +1

      E

    • @a.bandley872
      @a.bandley872 2 роки тому +9

      It took me days to complete it, and I had to bring in both my brothers to help.

    • @azaleabread1641
      @azaleabread1641 2 роки тому +10

      Him: talking bout the surfing being easy
      Me: **rage quit 5 times and lost 20 lives (not joking) and still havent came back to it or finished it**

  • @BrendanJSmith
    @BrendanJSmith 2 роки тому +812

    Ladies and gentlemen, we found him. The one guy who likes Luigi’s Purple Coins.

    • @nuclearpikmin5484
      @nuclearpikmin5484 2 роки тому +30

      I love that level

    • @tibby4503
      @tibby4503 Рік тому +31

      I don't hate it, it's just hard.

    • @Albert_Pecanio
      @Albert_Pecanio Рік тому +38

      it probably is the best purple coins mission if we are talking about originality and smart design. one of the few that isn't on the original mission and is smartly designed to have more than 100 purple coins anyways. I really enjoyed the challenge, so for me its also one of my favorite stars in the game.

    • @joshla5436
      @joshla5436 Рік тому +10

      i actually liked it for the music, the challenge (it’s just the right difficulty that it’s fun), and it’s just luigi

    • @themanwithaplan5425
      @themanwithaplan5425 Рік тому +3

      I LOVE it!

  • @rebrand7802
    @rebrand7802 3 роки тому +1132

    “ I won’t be doing galaxy 2 because I need to dig my Wii u out of the dumpster”
    **Cries Galaxy 2 not being in 3D all stars**

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 3 роки тому +23

      I would emulate it but my mouse works weird as a Wii remote

    • @edwardboland8957
      @edwardboland8957 3 роки тому +26

      @@anueutsuho7425 You can use actual Wii remotes with Dolphin.

    • @jacksonjones399
      @jacksonjones399 3 роки тому +14

      Isn’t galaxy 2 on the Wii and not the Wii U?

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 3 роки тому +22

      @@jacksonjones399 backwards compatibility

    • @jacksonjones399
      @jacksonjones399 3 роки тому +10

      @@anueutsuho7425 I know that but like u don’t need a Wii u to play galaxy 2, it can still be played on the wii

  • @metroidnerd9001
    @metroidnerd9001 3 роки тому +729

    My favorite tiny detail about Lava Spire Daredevil Run is that, because enemies don't give any coins, when you beat the Li'l Cinders, they just shatter. Usually, the coin-appearing sound effect is rather uplifting, but when it's inexplicably absent and you just hear a cold, hard, shattering sound, it really drives the sense of dread that the entire level gives off.

    • @drluigi8563
      @drluigi8563 3 роки тому +6

      happens in every daredevil too... have you every played the perfect run in smg2?

    • @metroidnerd9001
      @metroidnerd9001 3 роки тому +25

      @@drluigi8563 Yes, I 100%ed the game when it first came out. I know that coins don't appear in any Daredevil Comet, but it's most noticeable in Lava Spire since you're not actively fighting a boss with loud, bombastic music.

    • @theleviathan3902
      @theleviathan3902 3 роки тому +2

      That level is the fucking bane of my existence... but in a good way

  • @chaddangersexhaver98
    @chaddangersexhaver98 3 роки тому +242

    I'm a bit of a gamer.
    I've beaten the path of pain in Hollow Knight.
    But having to collect Luigi's loose pocket change is true hell.

    • @sophiebubbles07
      @sophiebubbles07 2 роки тому +10

      Real men beat Pantheon of Hallownest with all bindings

    • @appalacha7278
      @appalacha7278 Рік тому +5

      luigis purple coins is overrated in difficulty

    • @draga_
      @draga_ Рік тому +1

      @@appalacha7278 so is path of pain

    • @littleghost6102
      @littleghost6102 5 місяців тому

      honestly path of pain isn’t really that hard. i never even managed to get grey prince or the pure vessel, but i did that without too much trouble

    • @chaddangersexhaver98
      @chaddangersexhaver98 5 місяців тому

      @@littleghost6102 fair enough. But I did those, absorad, and radiant markoth since making this comment so my gamer status is still intact.

  • @elmasterdezoologia6641
    @elmasterdezoologia6641 3 роки тому +137

    "Sorry if I hate on your favorite star"
    You did that mere seconds after the countdown started, and I ended up enjoying the video even more.

    • @tibby4503
      @tibby4503 Рік тому +2

      Imagine liking Sea slide's purple coins 🤦‍♂️

    • @elmasterdezoologia6641
      @elmasterdezoologia6641 Рік тому +3

      @@tibby4503 IMO it's not that terrible

    • @tibby4503
      @tibby4503 Рік тому +2

      @@elmasterdezoologia6641 tedious, boring, painful, backtracky.

    • @BigBoy257
      @BigBoy257 6 місяців тому +1

      @@tibby4503I find it relaxing, but that’s just me

    • @BigBoy257
      @BigBoy257 6 місяців тому

      @@elmasterdezoologia6641agreed

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 3 роки тому +1609

    This and Odyssey are the only Mario games I’ve 100% completed.

    • @cannonfamily799
      @cannonfamily799 3 роки тому +10

      Freal tho

    • @blockmanvideo5635
      @blockmanvideo5635 3 роки тому +42

      Good for you. I’ve 100% odyssey four times.

    • @Atlas_DXUlt
      @Atlas_DXUlt 3 роки тому +27

      I completed Super mario world, Galaxy 2 and I'm still enjoying my time with odyssey since i barely got it.

    • @goomber9806
      @goomber9806 3 роки тому +28

      The only Mario game I 100% was Super Mario Galaxy.....2

    • @horshporsh850
      @horshporsh850 3 роки тому +21

      How does this comment say 1 day ago?

  • @memerio1458
    @memerio1458 3 роки тому +477

    Imagine if Schaff made a video in which he ranked every moon in Mario Odyssey, and it was longer than his Ratatouille video.

    • @hamclamcamp
      @hamclamcamp 3 роки тому +19

      Still would be shorter than the tomatoa video

    • @turbobist2889
      @turbobist2889 3 роки тому +1

      @@hamclamcamp If he were to to a Cars 2 review, I hope it's an hour long or at least longer than the Shrek Forever After review.

    • @springdude1165
      @springdude1165 Місяць тому +1

      Odyssey Central:

    • @YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies
      @YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies 5 днів тому

      ​@@springdude1165Also Fir:

  • @magicalminachan
    @magicalminachan 3 роки тому +131

    25:31 Almost everyone I know picks the Boo Mushroom, so it was a bit of a surprise when someone reminded me you could skip the entire Rainbow Star run if you picked the Bee. Delightfully devilish of the game designers, as if they knew exactly which one would be more popular.

    • @jonahj9519
      @jonahj9519 2 роки тому +17

      You can skip pretty much the whole thing with a long jump, too. No bee required.

  • @rjd-kh8et
    @rjd-kh8et Рік тому +42

    5:45 I love how he calls it "embarrassingly easy" right as Mario almost falls off.

  • @billiamafton6528
    @billiamafton6528 3 роки тому +240

    Schaff, quit stalling. You know Shrek the Musical review is waiting and we're waiting, too.

    • @ShockwaveFPSStudios
      @ShockwaveFPSStudios 3 роки тому +1

      You mean an video essay right, because his shrek essays are video essays

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 роки тому +6

      The video called
      'How I tricked you into thinking I hated shrek the musical when it's actually an underrated gem'

  • @thelastdededemain9316
    @thelastdededemain9316 3 роки тому +289

    I thought you'd forgotten about Luigi's Purple Coins, because you said that comet challenges would be lower and the lowest on your list was another purple coin challenge, but when you said fate of the universe was #2, I knew what was coming next :) Also my entire childhood has been ruined since I didn't even know about the coin spots on the ground in the bomb challenges, so I think I'll probably try that out. This video is a truly masterful and loving tribute to one of my favorite games of all time as a kid. Thanks Shaf.

    • @orpheus2724
      @orpheus2724 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5bbqKYu51w/v-deo.html

    • @Commander-peepers
      @Commander-peepers 3 роки тому

      Dedede man

    • @baritonamekian3639
      @baritonamekian3639 2 роки тому +6

      I'm not trying to sound condescending when I say this, but was I the only person who really didn't struggle with Luigi's Purple Coins? I always found Dreadnought's purple comet mission harder.

    • @nolan4826
      @nolan4826 Рік тому

      @@baritonamekian3639 dreadnoughts purple coin was way harder than luigis

  • @Slug_ssbm
    @Slug_ssbm 3 роки тому +59

    Kinda neat that both the worst and best ranked stars are purple coin stars. Really shows how they can both greatly increase and decrease a levels overall quality depending on how well the mechanic is used with the layout of the level.

    • @Albert_Pecanio
      @Albert_Pecanio Рік тому +4

      ngl "the fate of the universe" should probably be #1

    • @nolan4826
      @nolan4826 Рік тому

      @@Albert_Pecanio yea I think just because it was Luigi it won. Personally Luigi on the roof is the best.

    • @Albert_Pecanio
      @Albert_Pecanio Рік тому

      @@nolan4826 yeah that one's one of my favorites too, the philosophy behind it, the extremely challenging triple jump and luigi all in one

  • @dndn2924
    @dndn2924 3 роки тому +43

    take a shot everytime he says the following words
    Titular
    Grueling
    Mechanic
    Galaxy and Galaxys
    Good luck warriors

  • @legotothelegonian
    @legotothelegonian 3 роки тому +160

    Next video: Ranking Every Inator Made by Doofenshmirtz

    • @skullyface2096
      @skullyface2096 2 роки тому +18

      That's. Actually not bad, hang on

    • @OrkishEngineering
      @OrkishEngineering 2 роки тому +12

      Verminator?

    • @shagarumedic
      @shagarumedic 2 роки тому +11

      If I had a nickel for every time doofenshmirtz was mentioned in this comment section I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

    • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
      @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 Рік тому

      The worst one is the Magnetism Magnifier for not even being an inator

  • @Paulito-ym4qc
    @Paulito-ym4qc 3 роки тому +181

    Ngl, this kind of overly specific video game ranking has inspired me to finally complete my ranking ov every (unique) bench in hollow knight

    • @chuckleberry2142
      @chuckleberry2142 3 роки тому +7

      I'd watch that.

    • @moss5356
      @moss5356 3 роки тому +1

      I need to watch that

    • @stonerbland7621
      @stonerbland7621 3 роки тому +2

      Im here for this

    • @jack-jack7914
      @jack-jack7914 3 роки тому +1

      Gurl we encourage you

    • @GreenHam77
      @GreenHam77 3 роки тому +5

      The first one in City of Tears with Quirrel. Rain hitting the windows. Chilling out with best boy. Nice moment of piece before really diving into this built-up center of the kingdom. Can't be topped.

  • @iminumst7827
    @iminumst7827 3 роки тому +145

    "the epitome of laziness"
    *odyssey copy-&-paste moons shaking in their boots*

    • @orpheus2724
      @orpheus2724 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5bbqKYu51w/v-deo.html

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 2 роки тому +7

      Odyssey could've _easily_ been the best Mario game to date if they limited the Moons to 300 and if they didn't rely on captures nearly as much. I like the captures, but it's _really_ annoying just how often the game forces them down your throat.

    • @traviscunningham7062
      @traviscunningham7062 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheAbsol7448 Galaxy forces you to use power ups, but some of them aren’t used that much. You don’t have to use every capture to beat Odyssey.

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 2 роки тому +3

      @@traviscunningham7062 Sure, but Odyssey forces you to use captures so much more often than Galaxy forces you to use power-ups. I think you can technically beat Galaxy without having to use them, whereas you have to actually break Odyssey to avoid most, if not all, captures.

    • @traviscunningham7062
      @traviscunningham7062 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheAbsol7448 how is there a way to beat Galaxy without power ups?

  • @onlyicedgarrett7791
    @onlyicedgarrett7791 3 роки тому +25

    Galaxy: tech demo levels in the game
    Sunshine: pachinko machine go brrrrrrr

  • @Logans_Login
    @Logans_Login 3 роки тому +77

    Discovering some of the green stars were some of the coolest secrets in the series!

  • @Nitro55555
    @Nitro55555 3 роки тому +192

    Buoy Base may be one of the greatest one-note levels in Mario history.

    • @CK-iv1lq
      @CK-iv1lq 3 роки тому +8

      Probably why they added one of only three green stars to it

    • @ghastor1393
      @ghastor1393 3 роки тому +10

      Can't beleive it was done so dirty in this list. Honestly one of my favourite galaxies for the music alone. And who doesn't love funny robots?

    • @charliep7112
      @charliep7112 2 роки тому +1

      The underwater bit, I'm sorry, but guiding a torpedo ted with awful underwater physics, no, but thankfully that doesn't last so long, and you get a galaxy that mainly tests your vertical platforming ability in a spectacular way, oh and there's a green star, so this galaxy is important if you want to play the trail galaxies.

    • @frogitude3106
      @frogitude3106 2 роки тому +1

      @@charliep7112 the underwater bit sucked but that soundtrack made up for it 100% 😩 ❤️

    • @hollowayraulie1422
      @hollowayraulie1422 2 роки тому

      Fr my man did it so dirty it’s so fucking good

  • @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343
    @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 3 роки тому +35

    FINALLY. I am so relieved to find someone else who absolutely LOATHES Dusty Dune Galaxy as much as I do.

  • @Dodolord679
    @Dodolord679 3 роки тому +132

    Finally someone called out how awful seaslide’s purple coins are!

    • @charliep7112
      @charliep7112 2 роки тому +12

      I mean, I don't think I've came across someone that actually likes this star. That said, god does this star drag. It's definitely one of the worst stars in the entire game, it is a slog. Though I think Snow Cap Galaxy's star is the worst star in the game for sure, GOD I HATE BUNNIES, I HATE THAT SONG, AND I HAVE TO CATCH ALL THREE OF THESE LITTLE S##TS WITH A 30 SECOND TIMER AND SNOW TO SLOW ME DOWN, SCREW THAT STAR!

    • @Albert_Pecanio
      @Albert_Pecanio Рік тому +3

      oh yeah it really is garbage. sea slide's design set the purple coins to be a disaster. It wasn't even fun, just really annoying

    • @John-xr9ry
      @John-xr9ry Рік тому +1

      Dusty Dune is more frustrating. The amount of times I sunk in the quicksand was infuriating. Least it’s really hard to die in Seaslide

    • @adampeterson9662
      @adampeterson9662 Рік тому +1

      The fact he called those awful yet had LUIGI PURPLE COINS AS NUMBER ONE

    • @BigBoy257
      @BigBoy257 6 місяців тому +1

      I LIKE THAT STAR! It’s got a really chill vibe to it! I also like how all the npcs help you out with collecting the coins! The slow pace feels kinda relaxing.

  • @DarkTyyp
    @DarkTyyp 3 роки тому +245

    Can't wait for Schaff to rank every single individual moon in Super Mario Odyssey.

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 роки тому +14

      Number 999 all the way to Number 1

    • @jakob1536
      @jakob1536 3 роки тому +19

      The worst one would be the jump rope 100 one piece of shit

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 3 роки тому +5

      That's gonna be divided up into multiple videos, I'm sure of it.

    • @ElecTrick11037
      @ElecTrick11037 3 роки тому +7

      Jako b Nah. _Beach. Volleyball._

    • @shadowbanningcommentssucks3551
      @shadowbanningcommentssucks3551 3 роки тому +8

      @@ElecTrick11037 Beach volleyball is cheesed with 2 player mode wdym

  • @nickelodeonman5661
    @nickelodeonman5661 3 роки тому +32

    2:36-if I had a nickel for every time I had to lead a bullet Bill to a glass dome to get a green star I would have two nickels I know that’s not a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

  • @thebarbiter4644
    @thebarbiter4644 2 роки тому +12

    24:19
    That's what I assumed too, when I first played this star a few days ago, and when I saw the comet was a rehash of the Lava Spire, I thought "This'll be EASY!".
    I was wrong, but at least I got a bunch of star bits out of it.

  • @jjslider3026
    @jjslider3026 3 роки тому +16

    I always found Purple Coins in the Sea Slide to be a pretty cool mission. It’s really cool how everyone in the Sea Slide chips in to help find all the purple coins, pretty wholesome

    • @Albert_Pecanio
      @Albert_Pecanio Рік тому +5

      the only issue is that they already did it once with the silver stars mission
      that one executed the concept far better
      the main issue with the purple coin mission is how long it takes, and how hard it is to get back into some positions if you miss just one. also the star spawn is cruel

    • @BigBoy257
      @BigBoy257 6 місяців тому

      I agree! It’s got a chill vibe to it!

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 3 роки тому +50

    You know it's a good game if we get all the way from bad to "ehh" before we crack the top 100.

  • @Odyssey_Central
    @Odyssey_Central 3 роки тому +95

    Guess that means that ranking every super Mario world dragon coin is still on the table then 🤔

    • @wilbur5639
      @wilbur5639 Місяць тому +2

      You should do that for your 250k Subscriber Special

  • @Daniel-lm7bg
    @Daniel-lm7bg 3 роки тому +35

    28:55
    Y'know you can just backflip, walljump, and spin to get up there right? You don't have to align a triple jump

    • @charliep7112
      @charliep7112 2 роки тому +19

      But dude, triple jumping onto the house is more stylish.

  • @toastybob680
    @toastybob680 3 роки тому +17

    Dreadnought's garbage dump was always so hard as a kid, me and my friend spent hours trying to beat it

  • @FilmingSnail
    @FilmingSnail 3 роки тому +77

    Next: Ranking every time the color green is on the screen in the Shrek franchise.

  • @gustavovazquez1660
    @gustavovazquez1660 3 роки тому +122

    When is “Boardline Forever is a Cinematic Masterpiece” coming out?

    • @cherrypuddles
      @cherrypuddles 3 роки тому +17

      Borderline Forever is my favorite installation in the Gex series

    • @samueld8413
      @samueld8413 3 роки тому +14

      “Hey All, Scott Here” tier list

    • @SanctuaryADO
      @SanctuaryADO 3 роки тому +4

      Ranking all the times Jerry Attricks is loud

    • @milkbox103
      @milkbox103 3 роки тому

      ranking every single "hey all, scott here" in scott the woz

    • @TiStardust
      @TiStardust 3 роки тому

      Dude, yes.

  • @snod5436
    @snod5436 3 роки тому +24

    Now do why Garfield and friends is a cinematic masterpiece

  • @deargodwhatamidoing1122
    @deargodwhatamidoing1122 3 роки тому +30

    You know. Sometimes, something as simple as going on to UA-cam, and watching this guy gush about what ever thing he is passionate about this time, really makes my day.

  • @koderandom3004
    @koderandom3004 3 роки тому +54

    Funny enough Luigi's purple coins was the one star I could never beat as a child. I went back three years after playing the game and finally passed it. As a result it is both my favorite and most hated level of all time.

    • @dingle2987
      @dingle2987 3 роки тому +4

      I dislike it because the camera isn’t set and you have to wait for the camera to center when hitting the button, so you can lose because of the camera in this mission.

    • @callinater6133
      @callinater6133 3 роки тому +3

      @@dingle2987 you can use the dpad to adjust the camera yourself.

    • @davinchristino
      @davinchristino 2 роки тому

      @@callinater6133 No, you actually can't in that level. It will always beep

    • @callinater6133
      @callinater6133 2 роки тому +1

      @@davinchristino maybe I was thinking of the galaxy 2 version then. Because you can turn the camera in that one.

    • @davinchristino
      @davinchristino 2 роки тому +2

      @@callinater6133 Yes, galaxy 2 did fix the camera issues if i'm right. The angle of the camera was also made static.

  • @Jennifer-mz7lm
    @Jennifer-mz7lm 3 роки тому +9

    Drip drop galaxy was more about atmosphere than actual gameplay for me; while I agree that the level’s mechanics are pretty bad, I just really love the quiet melancholy of that little planet. I think that that fly-over at the start really adds to the sense of loneliness and almost despair - here is a planet infested with predators, whose only inhabitants shiver in fear on their tiny spots of safety above the sea. I never once enjoyed the gameplay on that level, but I always played through it at least once just to save those penguins, and to hear that one penguin quietly say, “Grandpa’s getting old.”

  • @TheJudge7
    @TheJudge7 3 роки тому +14

    Ok, Thank you SO MUCH for finally giving Grand Finale Galaxy the respect it deserves. For being at the end, I’m ok that they didn’t make it hard. But the music and the atmosphere really make it one of my favorite stars.

  • @ghastor1393
    @ghastor1393 3 роки тому +29

    I can't believe you put the worst mission in the game at number one out of sheer nepotism.

  • @mauricioaguilar4889
    @mauricioaguilar4889 3 роки тому +50

    First HiTop Films and now this channel, this day is being a banger.

  • @johnbroomstick8017
    @johnbroomstick8017 3 роки тому +24

    This game was great, glad that schaffrillas decided to make some content with it.

  • @MyBenjamin73
    @MyBenjamin73 3 роки тому +27

    Kingfin is underrated af, I actually just forgot he was in it now I remember literally replaying that stage over and over

  • @Mad_T3
    @Mad_T3 3 роки тому +11

    I’m glad we’re on the same page with Sea Slide Galaxy. The purple coins, no, THE ENTIRE GALAXY, is tedious.

  • @conmattang8492
    @conmattang8492 3 роки тому +11

    I always noticed how a lot of missions in both Sea Slide and Beach Bowl seem to repeat, maybe they were meant to be the same galaxy originally?

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 3 роки тому +8

      They were. Enough stuff is in the files to suggest this, and the Buoy Base was part of it, too. It also seems like the Ghostly Galaxy and Deep Dark Galaxy were the same place at one point.

    • @traviscunningham7062
      @traviscunningham7062 2 роки тому +2

      @@anueutsuho7425 and Good Egg and Gusty Garden.

  • @rfsmaster
    @rfsmaster 3 роки тому +9

    This morning I got in the backseat and prepared for an 8-hour drive to another state. I’m halfway through and I’m at my wit’s end when I see THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED THANK YOU SCHAFRILLAS VERY COOL

  • @luminaria6122
    @luminaria6122 Рік тому +15

    Battlestation purple coins being so high is an actual war crime

  • @LuisOtavioFS193
    @LuisOtavioFS193 3 роки тому +10

    Wait, there are 150 purple coins in that level?! I would always kill myself if I ever missed a single coin, until I'd run out of lives and just give up.

  • @nathanielloving6372
    @nathanielloving6372 3 роки тому +7

    Don’t know how many others feel this way, but Super Mario Galaxy is my most nostalgic game, played it when I was 5-6 years old...kinda crazy looking back on that now that I’m 18, this game is 14 years old! What an amazing game that has given me so many memories to hang onto as I go into adult life

    • @chuckleberry2142
      @chuckleberry2142 3 роки тому

      Same. This game is a huge part of my childhood.

  • @heydensan
    @heydensan 3 роки тому +19

    Considering I just replayed it 100% for the 3rd time recently I'm happy to see this is a priority.

  • @joffles6516
    @joffles6516 3 роки тому +18

    The reason luigis purple coins is at the top is because this list must’ve been made in Australia, therefore everything’s upside down

    • @joemacdougall1405
      @joemacdougall1405 3 роки тому

      The only correct explanation

    • @joffles6516
      @joffles6516 3 роки тому

      @Mario With a Gun don’t say you respect my opinion. Just say “i thought it was fun” our society needs to stop being snowflakes

    • @joffles6516
      @joffles6516 3 роки тому

      @Mario With a Gun no you’re not the snowflake, in that situation I could be a snowflake, but I’m not. All I’m saying is when you’re saying something you like/don’t like, don’t say it’s just my opinion. Just say what you’re gonna say and that’s that

    • @blacklight6090
      @blacklight6090 3 роки тому

      @@joffles6516 your acting so offended by the idea that someone could think you are a snowflake that you’ve become a snowflake.

  • @masondicroce917
    @masondicroce917 3 роки тому +14

    As someone who actually loves the spring mushroom, toy time galaxy easily slides into first place for my favorite galaxy, because the spring mushroom just doesn't hold it back for me

  • @mitwhitgaming7722
    @mitwhitgaming7722 3 роки тому +53

    As a kid, Mario Galaxy was actually my least favorite 3D Mario, having grown up with 64 and Sunshine. It wasn't until I revisited it as an adult that I really appreciated it.

    • @philly_sports1558
      @philly_sports1558 3 роки тому +8

      Super Mario Galaxy is the best Mario game in my opinion because it just provides an epic and somewhat melancholy feeling that none of the other games bring to the table. It really feels like you're just playing a single part in a much larger story. Rosalina's backstory is a big reason why I feel this way.

    • @mitwhitgaming7722
      @mitwhitgaming7722 3 роки тому +2

      @@philly_sports1558 For me its Mario Odyssey. It pushes Mario in a new direction that can compete with modern gaming while still paying tribute the 2D and 3D legacy of the series.

    • @AlexRodriguez-hq6xu
      @AlexRodriguez-hq6xu 3 роки тому +2

      @@philly_sports1558 TBH I feel like smg 2 is better IMO.

    • @Treetops27
      @Treetops27 3 роки тому +1

      It was one of the most innovative games of the time

    • @callinater6133
      @callinater6133 2 роки тому +1

      @@philly_sports1558 i don’t see how it makes you feel like you’re part of a larger story, since the story book feels very isolated from the rest of the game. It would’ve been cooler if the main plot kinda tied in to the storybook in some way, but it doesn’t unfortunately.

  • @jovindsouza3407
    @jovindsouza3407 3 роки тому +45

    I KNEW LUIGI'S PURPLE COINS WOULD BE AT THE TOP

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 3 роки тому +39

    Some of those "linear" levels were bigger than Mario Odysey levels.

    • @djroscurro9859
      @djroscurro9859 3 роки тому +6

      And somehow I still had more fun with Odyssey. Not to discredit Galaxy tho, I still love it.

    • @arturocastroverde3349
      @arturocastroverde3349 2 роки тому +4

      Not really odyssey levels are bigger but galaxy have more variety in terms of levels types.

    • @traviscunningham7062
      @traviscunningham7062 2 роки тому

      @@arturocastroverde3349 not really. Most of the levels are just space, beehive, beach, lava ice etc.

    • @Albert_Pecanio
      @Albert_Pecanio Рік тому +9

      @@traviscunningham7062 eggs, battle stations, floating and sinking tower, gardens, racing beach, food fantasies, giant fish, moving matter, toys
      and that's not even including the bowser missions
      if you don't think that's variety and being unique, you need to check the dictionary

    • @traviscunningham7062
      @traviscunningham7062 Рік тому

      @@Albert_Pecanio or the Mario Galaxy Prima guide.

  • @AggRhon
    @AggRhon 3 роки тому +5

    21:23 how to describe anxiety in one image

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 3 роки тому +41

    Loving these gaming vids you've been doing lately , hope to see more in the future. 😁👌

    • @Skia_Woodling
      @Skia_Woodling 3 роки тому

      I was going to say you didn't watch the video because it just came out, but then I realised your comment was a day ago.

  • @giulianofrusciante3178
    @giulianofrusciante3178 3 роки тому +8

    "i probably wont do that for Mario Galaxy 2"
    So you've chosen death

  • @tototootootwotwo
    @tototootootwotwo 3 роки тому +21

    Finally found the only person on this planet who likes Galaxy’s bubble missions

    • @davinchristino
      @davinchristino 2 роки тому +2

      Hey, I like them too

    • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
      @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 Рік тому

      I thought they were alright, I definitely would’ve rather have them brought back for Galaxy 2 than the fucking ball

  • @DangrDangr
    @DangrDangr 3 роки тому +4

    Dear Schaff, after watching this video, you’ve reignited my passion for this game that laid dormant for almost a decade, and made me turn on my wii and boot up a new save file of the game. My goal was to get all the glorious 121 stars that you spoke of. I played all the basic levels before, beat the game and all, when I was like 7. I never took the time to fully complete the game, however. So I decided, because done with my first semester of college, to try out completing the game, and making it to the final level, the star festival. I brute forced my way through each location (or whatever the galaxy hubs are called), got all 104 stars before The Fate of the Universe, beat that, and then roughed through the 15 purple coin levels. I beat the last prankster comet in Dreadnought galaxy and was ready to head to the mushroom kingdom to party. I approach Rosalina and she makes me do the last bowser level again; which was weird but I didn’t mind. I finish it with ease, sit through the cutscenes and credits, get the “Luigi is playable now” dialogue and move on with my life. Now I’m confused why I haven’t gone to the star festival yet. I go on IGN and look up how to get this star. They tell me that first I need to complete the 120 stars with Mario, beat The Fate of the Universe for a second time, and then do it ALL over again with Luigi.
    Schaff, I sat on my bed for an entire fucking week to go to the star festival that you talked of, only to have the Mario Wiki tell me that I have to complete every goddamn level again. Even the agonizing ones that, once competed, I swore to myself I would never play. EVEN THE TOY TIME LUIGI PURPLE COIN RUN, which in my opinion is a very annoying level consider the camera is not your friend when jumping from one platform to the next. I thought I was crazy so I went back to this video, and check your description for the star festival. And you didn’t say a fucking word about having to LITERALLY PLAY THE ENTIRE GAME AGAIN, just for an measly purple coin run. I’d be mad at the game, but you were my inspiration to play this. You lied to me Schaff, and this disheartens me. Shigeru Miyamoto may have decided to seduce his loyal subject to playing this torture chamber of bad camera angles, but that was his mistake! You, however, have crossed a line. I don’t think I can ever treat my viewing experiences of you the same ever again.
    Great video btw, liked and subscribed.

    • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
      @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 Рік тому +1

      Bro really wrote an entire story about Schaff not mentioning that you have to play the whole game twice to get the 121st star
      Jokes aside, underrated comment

  • @ger.h2332
    @ger.h2332 3 роки тому +28

    "Depression isn't always obvious"

    • @permanary5611
      @permanary5611 3 роки тому +4

      Out of place my man but I agree

    • @kassandrax2322
      @kassandrax2322 3 роки тому +3

      What is the context here bro

    • @permanary5611
      @permanary5611 3 роки тому +2

      @@kassandrax2322 I guess it's mental health awareness or some shit 🤣

  • @samwad484
    @samwad484 3 роки тому +13

    time to have to individually remember all of these and love it

  • @l0rdghirahim258
    @l0rdghirahim258 Рік тому +5

    I was stressing, the more and more stars you did before the bomb throwing one was insane. Definitely both at the very bottom of my list.

  • @TuShan18
    @TuShan18 2 роки тому +3

    Whenever he talked about the galaxies, the music of each one came back to me. I've played this game so much the soundtrack is engrained in my head. I still listen to space junk galaxy whenever I have bad day, its amazing. So thanks for the nostalgia trip, now I want to play the game again.

  • @amazegamer6428
    @amazegamer6428 3 роки тому +25

    When is ranking every fire emblem three houses characters coming out

  • @Alycornz
    @Alycornz 3 роки тому +9

    "Luigi is my soulmate"
    A mood 💚💚💚

  • @guiAstorDunc
    @guiAstorDunc 3 роки тому +2

    I never saw the “funding for schaffrillas” memes before in my life but I’m glad I’ve found them now

  • @uRDM
    @uRDM 3 роки тому +2

    18:54 "Kamilla's Airstrip Attack"

  • @xdMatthewbx
    @xdMatthewbx 3 роки тому +13

    u put luigis purple coins as #1
    ur a masochist
    a legit masochist

  • @oshawott5308
    @oshawott5308 3 роки тому +3

    I am ecstatic to watch this.
    you insulted purple coins on the summit, I'm crying now.

  • @armorelarmadura7807
    @armorelarmadura7807 3 роки тому +8

    I'd love to see one of these for Galaxy 2, I was very partial to the first one as a kid, but over time I've actually come to prefer the second game just because I feel like there's more to do with the green stars (although I know some people despise the green stars)
    EDIT: Rip WiiU

  • @clementineshetheyfae8312
    @clementineshetheyfae8312 11 місяців тому +2

    Galaxy with odessey level platforming seems like gold

  • @thomasfolkerts6754
    @thomasfolkerts6754 3 роки тому +5

    24:13 - "The single most evil mission in the entire game."
    Me, who beat it first try - "I guess I'm just built different."

  • @charKT-7461
    @charKT-7461 3 роки тому +5

    Kingfin is unironically one of my favorite bosses in any video game ever. Right up there with Dimitri from Sly 2.

    • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
      @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 Рік тому +1

      I agree, he’s just so intimidating and fun, and his boss fight uses Bouldergeist’s theme way better than Bouldergeist’s fight does

  • @Gamer1288
    @Gamer1288 2 роки тому +5

    3:18 I like how you can use the Golden Shell to hit the Treasure Chest to spawn the Launch Star that sends you to the Secret Star area basically allowing you to Sequence Break.

  • @ritibhatwal9831
    @ritibhatwal9831 Рік тому +1

    You have great taste, and this was a really fun trip down the memory lane for me!

  • @pepito2847
    @pepito2847 3 роки тому +4

    Ahh this brings me back to the days of playing Super Mario Bros, Mario Galaxy, Mario Sluggers, Sega Tennis and Smash Bros Brawl on the Wii

  • @loptrorsomething.1165
    @loptrorsomething.1165 3 роки тому +17

    ah yes.
    plumber man who can't keep his princess safe for 2 seconds.

    • @shadowbanningcommentssucks3551
      @shadowbanningcommentssucks3551 3 роки тому +1

      You gotta fix that. Nintendo decided that Mario is no longer plumber man for some reason 🤷‍♂️

  • @DVal-bl7hm
    @DVal-bl7hm 3 роки тому +2

    19:26 Wow. I didn't know Tai-lung helped rank this list.

  • @XDCam15
    @XDCam15 3 роки тому +2

    Totally wasnt expecting this type of video from this channel. But I'm so happy that schaffrillas, scott the woz, and I have a sharing passion for super mario galaxy. Makes me happy on the inside 😊

  • @highway2998
    @highway2998 3 роки тому +9

    Kamella has the best boss theme. You cannot convince me otherwise.

  • @HAL-vm3wn
    @HAL-vm3wn 3 роки тому +13

    Finally we're talking about True Art here

  • @birj8414
    @birj8414 3 роки тому

    this is totally the type of video I can find myself spending half an hour watching at 2:00 am on a Saturday. It's almost like it was predicted in the cosmos. Am excited to see your favorites

  • @hyhyd6135
    @hyhyd6135 Рік тому

    How this absolute madlad pulls off these ranking videos is insane. And for my favourite game of all time, this was a joy to watch all the way through to the end. Thank you.

  • @thepolicyoftruth
    @thepolicyoftruth 3 роки тому +48

    I feel like I’m the only person whose favorite Mario game is 3D World

    • @chuckleberry2142
      @chuckleberry2142 3 роки тому +9

      It definitely has the most solid level design out of any 3D Mario game.

    • @subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234
      @subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 3 роки тому

      Yes, you are

    • @kristibrown1159
      @kristibrown1159 3 роки тому +9

      I still like Galaxy better but I do love 3D World

    • @fuzzybuzzy3159
      @fuzzybuzzy3159 3 роки тому +1

      Mine is a tie between 64 and Sunshine

    • @dingle2987
      @dingle2987 3 роки тому +1

      3D World may not be my favorite but 3D Mario with friends is still a unique experience that I cherish. Especially with Bowser’s Fury added. Even Ratchet & Clank All 4 One couldn’t match it.

  • @yoinkbedoink7221
    @yoinkbedoink7221 3 роки тому +7

    I literally thought to myself “ where the hell did he put luigi on the roof did I miss that? “

  • @seth.goldin
    @seth.goldin 3 роки тому +4

    Wait you can bounce on the goomba to reach Luigi on the roof!??? 7-yr old me is blown away

  • @conwaytheel
    @conwaytheel 3 роки тому +1

    Just played through Galaxy 2 again, this is my favorite video Ive seen on your channel :)

  • @ViltrumiteIsRite99
    @ViltrumiteIsRite99 3 роки тому +4

    As a guy who played Galaxy 2 first, but never the first until that 3D compilation, I get it.
    The Galaxy series is based.
    How do y’all complete it? Complete every Galaxy that you see, or do you collect the extra stars after going straight for Bowser?
    I find myself trying to complete the whole game as I go, so this reminds me to go back & play more.

  • @dingle2987
    @dingle2987 3 роки тому +5

    I like all of the missions in this game except for Luigi’s Purple Coins. Mainly because it takes so long for the game to recenter the camera when you hit the button that I lost more than once due to camera issues. So, it’s on the bottom for me.

  • @maybelater4600
    @maybelater4600 3 роки тому +1

    my local gamestop put up a massive framed photo inside a massive window pointing outwards on launch
    to this day they have not taken it down, so for the past 14 years there has been a photo of mario in space just... there, its all torn up and the window is all cracked. but they sealed off the window from the inside. now they cant get to the photo. and they dont care enough to take it out. at this point i dont really want them to take it out, its like a nostalgia trip every time i drive past the building

  • @yellowpowr8455
    @yellowpowr8455 16 днів тому +1

    You know, if you think about it, in the way Fiery Dino Piranha is a parallel to regular Dino Piranha, Snow Cap Galaxy is surely a parallel to Gateway Galaxy.