Before reading SBR I thought that this person invented almost everything and Jesus was some type of joke from the community, but now, I can say that this is 100% accurate
It's interesting how, although you add in the goofy and anachronistic Fortnite dances, you still manage to tell the story of Part 7 with the same sort of seriousness and drama as Araki did.
Welp they are not wrong tho We are indeed a shitty fandom but we still better than those who bully the studio of their final season and hate their mangaka
I will just assume part 7 is about a cripple whose friends disappear and dancing Jesus gives him the power to walk but no one else sees Jesus so crippled boy dies
I'm currently reading part 6, I watched this video before and didn't understand a thing. I think I start to understand, gonna report back Edit : Ok I didn't expect to be LITTERALY HIM Edit 2 : Yeah this pretty much what part 7 is
@@uberpwner48 At least he is in the SBRverse. We don't know if Jesus was a stand user in the base universe. Who am I kiding, he probably was an ancestor of the Joestar bloodline and the bible is just part 0.
Everybody gangsta till Johnny starts walking
Gang-Star
Everyone gangsta until the cripple stands up and he has the ripple but spinning
*everybody gangsta till Johnny starts walking ON WATER*
Everybody gangsta till a cripple starts doing orange justice
I am you 666th like
Sometimes i really think about how the Japanese fans view the western community
John Whittington they think we’re all blond and blue eyed and our women have huge boobs
@@zigslotheon and in reality we are all brown and black lol
@@hr-g4640 I'm not brown and also not even black lol
I wonder what they think of all those “Fighting Gold but Coda” videos.
@Its hip to timetravel some of them are pretty funny tbh but yeah they do slack on content sometimes.
The funniest part of all is that this is actually accurate...
Warm trousers somewhere in church praying
your move, atheists
We got nothing, guess we’re joining the race to collect the corpse parts now.
Alexis Eronmwon 100,000 dollar entrance ticket and also you run the risk of turning into a mindless dinosaur.
I belive now
PRAISE THE LORD... ORA
1000th like
Before reading part 7: This video makes no sense.
After reading part 7: This video is 110% accurate.
leethedragon235 so true
*STONKS*
Can we just appreciate that Part 7 is such a masterpiece its epicness spills out to shitposts and those shitposts are masterpieces too
Is this a joke I'm too anime only to understand?
same
I’m a Christian myself and I’m proud of this
I agree to this lol
Same here
Johnny Joestar i could swap your soul into a body with working legs, I could also put gyros soul into a new body
@@theprincipalityofbelka4646 pls do it now
Random Noob daga kotowaru
This video is a filthy act at a reasonable price
I agree.
Holy shit
Is that seriously the copyright avoiding name for D4C
@@tisbutascratch1139 it is in an alternate universe
@@tisbutascratch1139 at least it's not Flaccid Pancake.
I checked my history book
There was no steel ball run, and funny Valentine wasnt in the presidents section.
God damn it Pucci
「Moody Blues」 But your Abbacchio stand
@@yiboduan4321 I picked the name for epic news bro
「Moody Blues」 oh
Jotaro San u do realize that Polnareff is already turtle? Right?
Again, Pucci did not cause the creation of the Steel Ball Run universe. He *only* created the universe we see at the end of part 6. Thats it
Universe: **gets resetted in part 6**
Part 7 fans:
The universe did NOT get reset entirely, and has nothing to do with part 7
Wait what?
0:11
@@dog_boy5123 well should not be watching part 7 videos without seeing part 6 yet
Also Funny valentine: ...
After witnessing Johnny regaining his ability to walk just to fortnight dance, Valentine no longer wishes to help America
I SNORTED
Amen
He wants to save the world, from the evil mystic Johnny.
Eventually, president valentine stopped thinking
Fortnite dances can make jesus appear in a cripple's head an cure his legs, that's truly the ultimate power
Jesus cures paraplegic jockey during trans-american race. 1891, colorized
Colorized*
1891*
And then tells him to kill the President.
*trans*-american
0:49 Johnny’s eyes....
Dancing after so much time I felt REALLY happy
Aheago Johnny 😳
Cursed as hell
"I know we need to win this race, but Jesus told me that I have to kill the President."
0:50 pause here it’s so funny
Low poly Jesus: *heals jonny’s legs*
Jonny joestar: *furiously fortnite dances at the president of the United states*
And that poly jebus order Johnny to kill da president
444 likes
Mista triggered
@@noahanders7605 With an Infinite Tactical Shotgun
@@strikingsarcophagus or we could just say its a "nailgun"
fuc ye
I didn't realize someone already animated the Love Train arc.
Imao so true
Can you send a link
@@savagevalky6966 ua-cam.com/video/rGZG92EGEZk/v-deo.html
@@sacredblader4424 that’s not what I meant and I already watched that lol
@@circularhexagon5364 Stooped
Jesus: heya cripple, get ready to dance
Johnny: but my legs are broken sir
Jesus: _i can fix that, also my stand name is Crazy Diamond_
Nem acredito que tem br aqui kkkkkkk
@@DEAKY0921 ainda mais o Lucas Hype
@@chriswentz5197 né kkkkkk
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Mermão oia os br
Jesus is the best jojo
He doesn't JoJo he JeJe
@@guenapig hehe
His name translates to Joshua Ibn Joseph. So he's the first JoJo in history.
*_HOLY CUROSSU DA_*
(holy cross engrish)
Jesus was the first jojo
Johnny's disappointed he can't dance like everyone else, but then Jesus flies in and dances so well Johnny's legs can move now.
But everyone's dead so he dances alone
@N M with Jesus himself
gyro should've done a spin so that johnny would learn to spin from him instead of jesus but jesus nailed that perfect rotation.
He don't need tusk act 3 to help
Before reading SBR I thought that this person invented almost everything and Jesus was some type of joke from the community, but now, I can say that this is 100% accurate
It's interesting how, although you add in the goofy and anachronistic Fortnite dances, you still manage to tell the story of Part 7 with the same sort of seriousness and drama as Araki did.
You have an Iggy pfp. You have earned my respect.
The Drunken Coward “seriousness”
@bitterafterlaughter yes
Jesus was the first jojo
Dio Brando josus joestar
His earth father was Joseph...
Joshua son of Joseph is best jojo
josus
LeoB 22 11 joshua josephson best jojo
0:25 When a non-jojo fan says “Jojo is gay.”
When a jojo hater look a jojo fans: 0:28
Welp they are not wrong tho
We are indeed a shitty fandom but we still better than those who bully the studio of their final season and hate their mangaka
When someone says JoJo sucks. Jesus be like:
It’s funny because it’s true in both senses
@@Morty143 How is the jojo fandom shitty? All I see is pure love for every part.
When you search up “Jesus” on UA-cam and get this as a result
Christians : *Perfection*
More like the opposite of prefection.
*_Angery bible noises_*
IT WORKS LOL. I WRITED JESUS AND I GOT THIS VIDEO.
a bit closer to heaven
holy fucking shit this is the 9th result
95 chapters condensed in less than a minute
U are right
I read them In two days
@@jmorton4790 HOW
I love how just angry Diego looks while he’s just dancing
oh great, you just summed up the whole Part 7 story in 57secs video
Part 7 anime looks great
Jesus:My job is done here
*Jesus has left the chat*
this explains why i suddenly saw so many fucking part 7 models in the steam workshop
Garry's mod?
Yet still no Pucci
Not gureto
@@michaelgrant6899 First we need Carne smh
@@lonelyshpee7873
Nah...polpo, ciocolatta, zucheroo
@@Shadowswedcraft its SFM
The only thing that'd make this better would be if Johnny got crushed by a boulder at the very end.
Thats part 8 my dear.
too soon
Is this how Johnny becomes a saint?
Is that a motherfucking saints row reference
I think beatification first
Stand user: Jesus Christ
Stand name: Hallelujah
Battle cry: AMENAMENAMENAMEN
Josus Christ Joestar
His father: Jose Joestar
Stand User: Jesus Christ
Stand Name:Heaven's Door Over Heaven
Stand Ability:Fortnite dances
Father Andersen
battle cry : AAAAAAMEN
Stand cry: DEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULT
Stand user: Jesus Christ
Stand: Emperor Heaven
Battle cry: AMEN
Stand secret ability: Gates of Heaven- Open!
johnny: *walks*
valentine: excuse me, wtf
LolLLLLLL
It doesn't matter how many alternative universes exists, there's Fortnite dances in ALL of them.
I don't know whether I should be thankful or terrified.
@@bojackhorseman4176 Why not both?
You should have had Johnny just flopping on the floor before Jesus came
Justin Y. don't bully Johnny!!!
Indeed
Nice a not different copypasted comment of justin y
Yes papa
Justin Joestar
Everyone: * fortnite dance*
Johnny: well if you can't beat em.....join them
Was gonna put a dislike because fortnite dance but then Jesus came in.
Orange justice can un-cripple you
@@TheeNero im pretty sure johnny would prefer being crippled
@@the_tube2
The hardest choices require the strongest men
@@TheeNero the strongest men require the weakest minds
@@gabrielshtey1017
I would rather do the banana bus dance
Music:
Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
Our God is an Awesome God - Nitro Praise
Thanks
Thanks boi
What about the song at the final few seconds?
@@kj1621 Its Cotton Eye Joe.
@@danielalexander5153 Thanks
0:09 Johnny's face when Gyro and Diego were dancing while he couldn't is just something i imagine when they do a dance battle or something 😂
I don't think I like this alternate universe.
I disagree
Damn
This is interesting, two Johnnies communicating. This is in fact the true man’s world.
I like to imagine that this conversation ended with the two Johnnys merging into a menger’s sponge.
Ngokumetsu ofuck why didn't I think of that? well shi-
0:35 "come my child...stand up... and dance with Me"
*starts doing the Orange Justice*
*obeys*
0:46
*jesus started to t-pose*
Wait, thats illegal!
@@canwereachsubwithoutanyv-yd1fs a-pose
0:53 funny valentine be like: w o t
0:41 POV: You get tusk act 3
We need a 10 hour version of Diego and Gyro dancing
Same
How about 10 hours of Johnny just sittin
@[O R V E N] hmm I think so
@Laziven 😂
also Jesus and Johnny
This basically sums up the story of part 7 whitout actually spoiling anything....
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Spoiler, it will be an hit in europe.
Explain
Amen
Yeah I wonder what Gyro and Diego being replaced by gravestones means.
@@makzionut7096 yea.............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
0:48 THIS GOT ME DYING
the internet has completely broke my senze of humour
Olimpia Neri Oh god me too. I finally understand why boomers think we’re insane.
Noor Azraq cause we are.
@@noorazraq2245 r we rly crazy if we r all?
never found a whole manga better summarized in 57 seconds than this.
0:03 I'm addicted to Diego's arms and the music syncing
Same
And his pants
Dear Pucci:
*_USE MAID IN HEAVEN_*
It's made in heaven you uncultured swine
Edit: I just found out that since pucci resetted the universe, the name changed. Oof.
Issa joke
Maden Heaven
Marcelin Da Zuera You literally could not have got them more wrong so *P I C K A S I D E*
Maid In Heaven? *hides stash od maid doujins*
Ok but low key that remix of "Our God is an awesome God" would make for one lit Christmas party
Where can i find It? Which one Is It i Need it
SAME
*_I NEED THIS_*
Our god is an awesome god techno remix
ua-cam.com/video/Wdo4Eyw4DqM/v-deo.html
Thanks for the name of the song
I don’t know wether to cry or laugh, I’m kind of doing both rn
Honestly, I'm just vibing with JoJosus
Эм
Why the hell is there 4 Johnny's, I'm scared for my life rn
@@funnyvalentine8033 It's Funny Valentine messing around
I'm used to it by now
Son
Jesus dancing orange justice is too holy for this world
Perfection *chew*
You could say it’s....
ᎾᏙᎬᎡ ᎻᎬᎪᏙᎬN
@@Cr0wn_Vic the fuck type of font is that ?
Jason A. Voorhees i could be highly mistaken but isn’t that the one from game of thrones
Jesus best jojo try to change my mind im waiting
I have never seen Jojo and I have no idea what it's about but somehow I completely understand this video.
Sad YeeHaw it's too bad part 7 isn't animated yet, oh wait never mind, I'm watching it right now
So part 7 is basically removed scene from Bible
@@SubPewds-ut6is Actually, the Bible is a removed scene from Jojo
Well it's not called JoJo's *Bizarre* Adventure without a reason
@@user-en6yw5fs4w oh so thats why you are called that.
every "jjba but everybody is fortnite dancers":
*someone dies*
*J E S U S*
*J E S U S I S S U S*
Gyro: we have to win the race
Johnny:
Funny Valentine witnessed some infinity spin move
I disagree
Valentine just wants to end his pain after watching those fortnite dances
he who has eyes to see, let him see. he who has ears to hear, let him hear.
the most advanced jojokes ive ever experienced
0:20 when your at a Christian rave then this song drops
Bruh
Yare yare waze
I have watched this an unhealthy number of times
No numbers on God's green earth can describe how much I pressed the replay button on this
When the part 7 anime comes, expect ALOT of Jesus and God references
I haven't read it that part yet, is it THAT GOOD???
@@feliciaf8 Yes, part 7 is a masterpiece
@@feliciaf8 God made it
@@Sorkktur It's made in heaven
In 2044
Holy shit Johnny got uncrippled by the power of the *bible*
WeirdFanatics dance upon the name of the lord and you will be saved, amen
This is my favorite Christian manga.
I love how Johnny is just sitting on the ground at first and just like “wtf is that?”
why you have my stand
real moment of the bible where Jesus makes a crippled man walk: 0:42
This is now nostalgia
I too would be staring like that if I saw a cripple suddenly stand to do an orange justice
The best video on UA-cam.
agree
agree
This is the power of JESUS
I just love when Johnny and Gyro using an old colours but then Diego is still the same
I will just assume part 7 is about a cripple whose friends disappear and dancing Jesus gives him the power to walk but no one else sees Jesus so crippled boy dies
Close enough.
The last part is actually part 8
Scarily close.
Lmao funny thing is I read sbr about 3 months ago and I'm surprised I'm not that far off
Smh anime only
Do you ever walk to flex on johnny joestar
No.
And Polnareff
Yes i do
Do you ever fly to flex on Magent Magent
Obviously.
0:53 когда не успел взять салфетку первым
Апхпхпх
I’m a Japanese student. This video impresses me. I'll recommend this to my friends next time.
It's funny isn't it.
Yes
Прими христианство, азиат
0:26 So Nice Of You To Include Speedwagon In The Video
SNMtv well played, you deserve more likes
So he's god?
@@paramat6573 99% yes
So what's the 1%
@@lapuzeke6513 no
Tbf Diego's really dancing while Gyro's just having... i dunno... seizure-chan?
Your pfp tricked me
This is the true youtube rewind.
Part 7 is just the Mormon Holy Book with more ball touching involved.
Prove me wrong.
holy shit y'know about mormon? 😅
That's why it's so good
Y'know, as a member of the LDS (Mormon) Church, that is basically completely true.
Before Part 7 : wtf is this
After Part 7 : wtf is this
I have seen Jesus Christ himself doing Orange Justice...
I think I achieved Made In Heaven Requiem.
Now now, don't do anything stupi-
*experiences universe being destroyed and reborn over and over again*
I didn't know pucci was in part 7
0:01 - 0:08 when online classes are done
As a Texan I’m not offended
0:35 is the single greatest thing ive ever seen
After finishing Steel Ball Run, I can confirm that this is accurate.
I was not ready for Jesus's orange justice LMAO
Just imagine Jesus going down from heaven to fortnite dance in front of you and then proceed to heal your cripplness
it looks like this guy removed a part of my brain and after that eated it
Jesus doing orange justice was so holy he healed Johny's legs
I'm currently reading part 6, I watched this video before and didn't understand a thing.
I think I start to understand, gonna report back
Edit : Ok I didn't expect to be LITTERALY HIM
Edit 2 : Yeah this pretty much what part 7 is
Progression is a beautiful thing to witness
@Attaker Atex *chew
@@vagustruman I know right?
The only video he made where Jesus was actually meant to be in the vid
well.. Jesus
*literally*
cotton-eye jojo
The title is inaccurate. This is just an exact retelling of part 7
part7 in nutshell
Literally..this is actually accurate
PART 4 AND 5 FORTNITE DANCERS WHEN??
Dude what about part 6
helix 2222 18+
@@helix-nh1pv who?
1 and 2
0:07 um... there's something wrong with diego's neck
True
It was Ripped of By Lucy Steel before this
Dino neck
He may have eaten to many rocks
please bless us with green screens of all of this
Bodacious Bird these r models
They're all in the SFM steam workshop.
Lacks dinosaurs 1/10 best one yet
Should feature Roberta on this video
This video is legit the most accurate thing i've ever seen
I'm not even mad about spoilers, this is amazing
no hot pants 1/10
No Chocalate Disco smh
No Poco loco this is sad
No Sandman smh 😤
No Blackmore 😢
I agree
I feel like funny valentine was genuinely concerned for Johnny by his facial expression-
Thanks now our God is an awesome God is gonna be stuck in my head
As it should be.
Jesus is the first canonical Jojo after all(His true name (Jo(shua bar) Jo(seph)) is a dead giveaway.)!
@@uberpwner48 At least he is in the SBRverse. We don't know if Jesus was a stand user in the base universe. Who am I kiding, he probably was an ancestor of the Joestar bloodline and the bible is just part 0.
@@afinnishfishnet7366 you rang?
ua-cam.com/video/Wdo4Eyw4DqM/v-deo.html
0:32 when GioGio Sunday arrives.
Valentine be like : what the hell happened in this parallel world?