"So you're driving down the street, and you see this fucking thing behind you, you're gunna fuckin' floor it, right? Like, I'm going through red lights."
"You've got no gadgets and no cones to contend with," "When you have the shield don't forget you can use it aggressively to knock others off the track."
"Like the fucking Burger King man, 'Have it your way!', unless you wanna win the race, cause if that's what you want, go fuck yourself" xDDD My favorite part♥
4:54 you can only use that shortcut by pressing b in standard race.When you make it there you can also Refill your energy that you get in standard race.
What's wrong with fedoras? Nothing. It's the people who wear them who have completely ruined them. Oh and excuse me for not knowing your gender through an anonymous comment section. I suppose that does make me a goober.
Sigh .. Can you just read what i'm saying? Freezing videos is not bound to be connected with your internet, and can be faulty coding on youtube's side.
*Complains about the lack of items while the loading screen tells him that hardcore mode has no items*
well how was Michael supposed to know that right away?
Shawn Fields well if we're continuing the super late comments he could've easily paid attention to the description of the game mode
@@totallynotcass7732 HE’S A CHEESEBURGER!!!!!! 😨😨
Edit: SPEED BOOOOOOOOST!!
Easy hunger
@@shawnfields266 "Right away". You mean in the 20 minute loading screen, where he had ample time to read about it?
You know, you'd think a racing game about a fast food restaurant would include a kid's meal toy as a playable character
I love these 9 years video
a literal angry whopper
From 4:53 onwards I couldn't stop laughing. Jesus my sides hurt.
i couldn't stop laughing at it too XD
Gotta love the King cheating AI!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 ikr
😂🤣
"So you're driving down the street, and you see this fucking thing behind you, you're gunna fuckin' floor it, right? Like, I'm going through red lights."
THE NOSTALGIA!
Yea, this was a 10/10 racing game.
slicktalk ikr
Imagine the level of nostalgia now.
@@NameAttempt1 amen… I played this every day as a little kid.
6:15 to the end is absolute gold. Shoutout to Michael
Pretty much...XD
I remember this game! i used to play this all the time
"SPEEED BOOOOSST! GOD DAMNIT! SON OF A BITCH!"
"It wasn't a fucking speed boost at all, it was a ramp. I don't know why I yelled speed boost. Uh, wasn't going fucking fast enough to make it!"
***** Are you calling me Captain Obvious?
Bill Smith I think he is, KICK HIS ASS!
MARIO_ MAYHEM1 ALRIGHT!
*10 minutes later*
I failed... X_X
Bill Smith GO FUCK YOURSELF JESPER!
So long as he's doing old kids games like this, how about rage quitting Freddy Fish and Pajama Sam and all those? That would be absolutely hilarious.
YES!!
Subservient Chicken? I'm surprised PETA wasn't all over this game for that.
Don't say stuff like that, you might Jinx it.
MARIO_ MAYHEM1 thats not a real thing
Jeremiah Prettyboy Robinson What isn't?
If u say the wrong thing u will be jinxed
MARIO_ MAYHEM1
"You've got no gadgets and no cones to contend with,"
"When you have the shield don't forget you can use it aggressively to knock others off the track."
this guy is so hilarious hahahaha
That last fall put me in tears.
One of my favorite Rage Quits, I keep coming back to it. xD
Had no clue AT ALL this game would ever have this many views, I thought it was only known to like 100 people ever
Proud to be one of them.
“Fucking gross, Mayonnaise gross”
Since Burger King changed their mayo that somehow taste like shit, I’m gonna have to agree with him on this one.
This episode was uploaded a week after my first day of high school
3 weeks after my first day
same
I remember this game, this was the good ol' days
6:00 LMAOROFL
i coudn't breath
It was all from 5:30 to 6:05 I laughed my ass off so much...
he does not try to hard. He simply express verbally and physically what we all think and feel on the inside when we play video games.
i like how he talks about not seeing any gadgets or shields READ THE WORDS THAT ARE ON THE LOADING THE SCREENS
zane brown Hardcore gives you no items, apparently.
5:54 If you look closely you see a ramp. On standard race you can jump it by pressing B twice, but if you mess up your behind on the race.
"Like the fucking Burger King man, 'Have it your way!', unless you wanna win the race, cause if that's what you want, go fuck yourself" xDDD My favorite part♥
The sad thing is this was one of my childhood games.
“I hope we see some babies cause I wanna run one over with my motorcycle”
-Michael, 2013
4:54 you can only use that shortcut by pressing b in standard race.When you make it there you can also Refill your energy that you get in standard race.
I've never laughed so hard in my life xD now my second favorite RQ besides Slender with Gavin
How the FUCK DO I DO A STUNT!!!!! -Micheal "Rage Quit" Jones
Hardcore=No power-ups
Time to watch "Rage Quit - Runner 2"
that fucking KING!
Still Gold
"get your meat in gear"
whY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
Rage Quit + Subtitles = Tears from laughing to hard. XD
When you said "Brooke's kicking my ass" I was like wait what no I'm not
I think there should be a Let's Play of this game lol
SPEEED BOOOOOOOOST
Makes me think of Jack P. in a Dead by Daylight video where he says that.
play revenge of the sunfish
so.. in hardcore mode theres NO power-ups. its JUST racing
Michael should do a rage quit on the computer game Toribash and see if he can beat Uke. Lol thats would be a great rage quit!
I used to get so damn weak at this shit about 6 years ago so funny
Yessir!
Loll
4:32 thats what she said
Alphonse Elric er....wait
AWESOME VIDEO MICHAEL:-)
Are some of those characters real people?
15,26th!
i don't understand why people hate mayo its eggs with vinegar and i can tell most of the people eat eggs and vinegar >.>
Haha!
LMAOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
Haha the rage
u dont have any powerups because u are in hardcore mode
or Cockrock?
original angry whopper
I'm surprised one of the characters wasnt a dead horse.
you should cut back on the fast-food
FIIIIIIIISH
God damn is Mayo disgusting.
Careful saying that in Ireland.
Alex Banks why?
Geneycea Brooks
Mayo is a county in Ireland, kind of like a state in the U.S..
***** disgusting
Alex Banks States have counties.
I remember playing this game all the time... The music got so annoying
MARK NUTT!!!!
I don't care! I acknowledge anything and everything above fourth place olympic style!
No one's here in 2021 huh?
Reporting live from 2022 mate
Lololololololololololol
I hate mayonnaise
I hate you
Nude cheat= exploding chick. Hahaha no real cheat.
MARRIO KERT
Rage quit The Impossible Quiz.
What the fuck is this game
call of duty of duty?
I actually have this game, and god was it awful
I gotta say it looks fairly ok to me. The only one i had was Sneak King which is amusing but terrible
wasn't this free with a meal or something
Daniel Nelson yea amd it was made 11 years ago
im not joking cod of duty is shooting fish in a barrel
Fucking mayo is nasty shit..... :p
wat?
Why would you want to fuck mayo?
because its squishy.
Mayo is so delicious I could eat it by the squirt bottle.
Madamoizillion
squirtle squirt squirt!
nice spelling
What's wrong with fedoras? Nothing. It's the people who wear them who have completely ruined them. Oh and excuse me for not knowing your gender through an anonymous comment section. I suppose that does make me a goober.
Haven't you learned anything from ricky bobby? If you aren't first, you're last.
Burger king was giving this game away with the purchase of any 2 woppers on the original xbox
I wonder if he actually realises that he made it to third place in the end
cod of fish is a game its a small indie game
Do a rage quit on missle game 3D
no lie i have that game and i rage just like him
how doesnt rage quit that
Really? It could've fooled me.
Sigh .. Can you just read what i'm saying? Freezing videos is not bound to be connected with your internet, and can be faulty coding on youtube's side.
HOLY SHIT FUNNIEST COMMENT I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY
There is a game called cod of duty where fish have guns.
I. Remember. This.
no, no. Cod of duty is a different game. Sadly.
FISH!!!!!
"Cod" as in the fish, I'd imagine.
ONE FINGER DEATH PUNCH!!! Most underrated game on the xbox live marketplace. Do it.
/watch?v=R1j0VE6d-xE
rage quit candy crush
there is still a mid size screen just click settings
rage quit call of duty of duty?
rage quit cod of duty
You should do a rage quit of Call Me Skyfish :'3
Rage Quit Crysis 3 multiplayer PC
You can't fuck with my meat.
Check out my meat... Yes.
Rage quite scary maze