Chiaotzu vs Gojo is Totally Unfair!

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  • @minisodatea5825
    @minisodatea5825 22 дні тому +954

    Chiaotzu the type of guy to stare at Gojo from across the side walk and disappear when a bus drives by

    • @truecarman
      @truecarman 22 дні тому +58

      Chiaotzu is hella creepy

    • @mugiwaraluffy6791
      @mugiwaraluffy6791 21 день тому +32

      Chiaotsu is character base from ghost from chinese history

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind 19 днів тому +20

      That put a VERY high quality 3 sec scene in my mind!

    • @kikor4954
      @kikor4954 17 днів тому +4

      ​@@mugiwaraluffy6791thought he was a vampire?

    • @margapickni7075
      @margapickni7075 16 днів тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying

  • @TheUnparalleledSkrub
    @TheUnparalleledSkrub 23 дні тому +1703

    "Please chiatzou i need this😭"

    • @Justaregularguy.-.
      @Justaregularguy.-. 23 дні тому +212

      "You're Kinda too strong😭"

    • @IamHim-z6i
      @IamHim-z6i 23 дні тому +148

      ​@Justaregularguy.-. My fangirls are struggling defending me 😫

    • @luppy8974
      @luppy8974 23 дні тому +110

      "I need to prove them right 😭"

    • @mrboxcutter
      @mrboxcutter 23 дні тому +97

      @@luppy8974”dodan ray!” 👶

    • @mathewcool1626
      @mathewcool1626 22 дні тому +95

      @@luppy8974sukuna: chiaotzu, I’m watching your stream. Why you trying not to laugh? Bruh, that’s disrespectful

  • @wasaba1498
    @wasaba1498 23 дні тому +2247

    Gojo: "Domain expa...."
    Chaotsu: Testicular Torsion Attack!

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +414

      They should have given Chiaotzu this move in sparking zero

    • @wasaba1498
      @wasaba1498 23 дні тому +48

      @@lonkstakes fr tho 💀

    • @Berwa123
      @Berwa123 23 дні тому +10

      lol 🤣

    • @thefitnessgrampacertestisa8483
      @thefitnessgrampacertestisa8483 23 дні тому +16

      Bro i read this in both of their voices lol

    • @jellyk8781
      @jellyk8781 23 дні тому +7

      Wat most ppl don't understand is that gojos infinity literally can't be bypassed unless the attack isn't heard or seen or they use domain amplification(Megumis father's sword can also work)but nonetheless gojos will still lose to Goku as all Goku would have to do is destroy the planet gojos on but I still thought this should be considered

  • @erramus6369
    @erramus6369 23 дні тому +1543

    "Sukuna we need to put our diffences aside this chaoitzu guy is unbelievably strong."

    • @IamHim-z6i
      @IamHim-z6i 23 дні тому +131

      " mahoraga HELP 😭😭😭😭
      Nah bro not this time😅

    • @thedarknessinthelight9824
      @thedarknessinthelight9824 23 дні тому +90

      "HOW ARE WE LOSING?! This is BASE CHAOITZU we're up against!!"

    • @Vitor20XX
      @Vitor20XX 23 дні тому +62

      OH WE DID IT, WE DEFEATED CHAOITZU
      "Fodder saiyan appears"
      Them: 💀

    • @yardite7777
      @yardite7777 22 дні тому +40

      "Please... Chaoitzu i neeeed this...... my power level is kinda low....."

    • @beibkk0
      @beibkk0 22 дні тому +24

      ​​@@yardite7777 "Sukuna: ay Chiaoutzu im watching yo stream bruh why you try not to laugh bruh 😭 that's mad disrespectful"

  • @Jsipki265
    @Jsipki265 23 дні тому +1003

    Gojo:🔵+🔴=🟣
    Chiaotzu: 👶DodanRay
    Gojo: 💀

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +140

      Bro doing all that just to get pointed at and explode

    • @MateusVítor-p3w
      @MateusVítor-p3w 23 дні тому +32

      😎Imaginaray technique, purDIE👶😢💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💀
      Goku to chiaotzu: i heard you were kinda strong

    • @Calmtimer
      @Calmtimer 23 дні тому +8

      WATCH AND LEARN!

    • @TwiWriteFlare
      @TwiWriteFlare 23 дні тому +13

      To be completely fair, that level of math might actually do some legitimate damage to poor Chiaotzu.

    • @Vitor20XX
      @Vitor20XX 23 дні тому

      Literally

  • @JustSomeGokuEnjoyer2
    @JustSomeGokuEnjoyer2 23 дні тому +1500

    "Stand proud Gojo , you were a mid diff fight"

    • @TheTimurdempire
      @TheTimurdempire 23 дні тому +76

      *Neg diff

    • @CarnageAwakens
      @CarnageAwakens 23 дні тому +17

      Lmao

    • @sheiladonnelly462
      @sheiladonnelly462 23 дні тому +7

      ​@@TheTimurdempirethe only problem with the fight is infinity, chiaotzu solos jjk otherwise

    • @yardite7777
      @yardite7777 22 дні тому +44

      @@sheiladonnelly462 bro did not just say infinity is a problem for a character hundreds of millions of times faster than light

    • @TheTimurdempire
      @TheTimurdempire 22 дні тому +5

      @@sheiladonnelly462 *Problem with the verse

  • @explosivegrape
    @explosivegrape 23 дні тому +1831

    Gojo explaining infinity to Chiaotzu would make his brain explode.

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +578

      This might be the only way he can win

    • @Shadow_2401
      @Shadow_2401 23 дні тому +87

      your reaction speed is also the speed you recive informatios, so infinite void wouldn't be much effective, andonce chaotzu discover the whole trick he can break the barrier from inside

    • @himynameisyoth
      @himynameisyoth 23 дні тому +7

      true

    • @OyinkansolaAgboola
      @OyinkansolaAgboola 23 дні тому +4

      So true

    • @gangygang
      @gangygang 23 дні тому +41

      @@Shadow_2401 he can't think after asking him what 1 plus 1 is you think he is thinking fast or maybe krillin asked him at ifinite speed

  • @granvilledavid7814
    @granvilledavid7814 23 дні тому +501

    Probably the most important character in JJK vs the most useless Z fighter according to Carthu.

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +179

      The strongest in JJK history vs the most useless Z fighter of Today

    • @Dragonjack66
      @Dragonjack66 23 дні тому +47

      @@lonkstakes Correction, The Strongest in JJK History vs The most usless Z Fighter in DBZ History

    • @blueplayer6197
      @blueplayer6197 23 дні тому +16

      @@Dragonjack66 DBZ maybe but not DB, he put up a very impressive fight vs kid krillin and he constantly locked Goku up while he was fighting Tien, which Goku never managed to break on his own - Tien was the one who demanded it was stopped.
      So at the time Chaoitzu was actually very strong, stronger than Yamcha probably.
      He does end up being way weaker than both Yamcha and Yajirobe though, but at least he can somehow use his psychic power to hand people papers with the number he wants - while said papers are in a closed box he can't even see.
      And that - is a very cool magic trick for parties, making him useful for cheating in lotteries, take that Yamcha, take that.

    • @Dragonjack66
      @Dragonjack66 23 дні тому +21

      @@blueplayer6197 I will not stand for this yamcha slander!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @staarfinger7322
      @staarfinger7322 21 день тому +1

      Second strongest **​@@lonkstakes

  • @Handyrandy2233
    @Handyrandy2233 23 дні тому +620

    And don’t forget,when Chiaotzu used his weird powers to stop goku from fighting monaka from fighting goku,he was ACTUALLY struggling to move,that attack unironically stop 99% of anime MC

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +213

      I could've included super chiaotzu but that is literally the ONLY thing hes done haha

    • @thedude1302
      @thedude1302 23 дні тому +38

      ​@@lonkstakesDon't forget the time in super where he pulls up the skirt of that one chick from the episode where Tien lost to Roshi

    • @oolooo
      @oolooo 23 дні тому +42

      ​@@lonkstakes
      He deserves so much better , Akira did him dirty .Him and Goku do not even speak to each other in the entire series .

    • @African-AmericanGoose
      @African-AmericanGoose 23 дні тому +1

      ​@@oolooodbs is goku time .

    • @IdkIdk-vm4dm
      @IdkIdk-vm4dm 22 дні тому +1

      ​​​@@thedude1302oh yeah, her name was Yurin or somn

  • @davefood635
    @davefood635 23 дні тому +151

    Coughing bomb vs nuclear baby

  • @garuga1512
    @garuga1512 23 дні тому +470

    "Please chaoitzu I NEED this,
    Your scaling is kinda too high,
    Lonk's takes isn’t a JJK glazer,
    I need to prove him wrong"

    • @donatodicugno3630
      @donatodicugno3630 23 дні тому +86

      “Chaiotzu, I’m watching you right now, why are you trying not to laugh, bruh, that’s disrespectful as shit.”

    • @sakurai53
      @sakurai53 23 дні тому +28

      @@donatodicugno3630 Sukuna is def saying this

    • @mechamanw668
      @mechamanw668 22 дні тому +4

      @@sakurai53 "Don't tell me... are you pitying me?"

    • @idiotpai3758
      @idiotpai3758 22 дні тому

      @@donatodicugno3630 -Tien

  • @AhmedHussain-ju6xd
    @AhmedHussain-ju6xd 23 дні тому +557

    Goku: "Fight me? Blud get pass chiatzou first"

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +85

      EXACTLY

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 23 дні тому +41

      Gotta fight the whole gang before you even see a saiyan, just like any dbz villain.

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 22 дні тому +1

      EXCELLENT LONK'S TAKES WORK.

    • @Lawsolos
      @Lawsolos 22 дні тому +1

      blud in the horrendously horny 24 is a wild fn statement

  • @Baldy1-mz3lp
    @Baldy1-mz3lp 23 дні тому +596

    Funny how people compare gojo to super goku and he can’t even beat chaoitzu

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +137

      Thats what I'm saying bruh, trying to hype gojo up for no reason

    • @Baldy1-mz3lp
      @Baldy1-mz3lp 23 дні тому +11

      Exactly

    • @geegee2874
      @geegee2874 23 дні тому +2

      Im still hoping for a vid tho even with the obvious result 😅

    • @BenDover-zp7bu
      @BenDover-zp7bu 23 дні тому

      No one has compared Gojo to Goku since hollow purple got proven to be not durability negating (thank god)

    • @OyinkansolaAgboola
      @OyinkansolaAgboola 23 дні тому +39

      ​@@BenDover-zp7buI still remember when they call hollow purple existence erasure or....please god forgive me......AN EQUIVALENT OF HAKAI

  • @Macerohni
    @Macerohni 23 дні тому +140

    Gojo glazers gonna be devastated

  • @juliusnovachrono4370
    @juliusnovachrono4370 23 дні тому +186

    Chiaotzu unironically beats Gojo and all of JJK with low-mid diff.

    • @supercatchans
      @supercatchans 22 дні тому +14

      How can it be mid dif? He slowed down super Goku in the anime

    • @angelachannelrob1077
      @angelachannelrob1077 22 дні тому +1

      he’s able to beat moro solders who are relative to the ones who gave a weakened Goku and Vegeta in SSJ some trouble aswell

    • @amazed-tnk
      @amazed-tnk 21 день тому

      Its neg diff 😂

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 21 день тому

      ​@supercatchans this shit never happened lmao what fucking episode was this

    • @CHRISSY345L0liDoal0t
      @CHRISSY345L0liDoal0t 21 день тому +1

      @@SosukeTYBWmost likely filler

  • @christopherbrownington
    @christopherbrownington 23 дні тому +309

    Never thought id see anyone being a Chiaotzu victim but here we are bro actually solos jjk

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +67

      Gotta put respect on his name

    • @yardite7777
      @yardite7777 22 дні тому +34

      so many characters are chiaotzu victims

    • @nguyenlightduy7020
      @nguyenlightduy7020 22 дні тому +10

      The fact that He being a Multi-planet->dwarf
      star level character already make tons of characters become his victim

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 22 дні тому

      ​@@nguyenlightduy7020makes you actually stupid to believe this

    • @RedLights9000-f3l
      @RedLights9000-f3l 22 дні тому

      I don't think he can solo jjk if he get hit by perfect sphere or WCS he's done because even if he's faster he can't focus on multiple people at once

  • @ChristianTurner-o6d
    @ChristianTurner-o6d 23 дні тому +230

    Gojo: “Domain expa…”
    Chiaotuz: “Goodbye tien!”

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +64

      Goodbye Gojo*

    • @ChristianTurner-o6d
      @ChristianTurner-o6d 23 дні тому +28

      @@lonkstakesGojo: “please chiaotuz I need this!!”

    • @Vitor20XX
      @Vitor20XX 23 дні тому +1

      Goodbye tien
      Chiao kills Gojo with kamikaze attack anyways

    • @DesX42S
      @DesX42S 22 дні тому +4

      The fact that you spelt his name wrong makes this even funnier.

    • @AJTheSilence
      @AJTheSilence 22 дні тому +1

      "CHIAOTZUUU!!"

  • @detectiveplays
    @detectiveplays 23 дні тому +97

    Never thought id ever see chiaotzu get a dub but here we are

  • @RS-bi1pc
    @RS-bi1pc 23 дні тому +90

    The only unbelievable thing about this video is at the beginning where Chiaotzu is 4'6"?
    There is no way that he is that tall, just like there is no way Goku only weighs 137lbs.

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +26

      I just looked at the DB wiki bruh I was shocked too

    • @alibeknorbekov5963
      @alibeknorbekov5963 23 дні тому +2

      wiki seems inaccurate

    • @Centoverse
      @Centoverse 23 дні тому +9

      ​@alibeknorbekov5963 well sizes range widely in DB look at krillen for instance in early Z he was up to goku's shoulder in mid Z he was around a little above goku's waist....in DBS he litterly is in some shots shorter than goku's leg

    • @jaysherman2615
      @jaysherman2615 18 днів тому +4

      That seems a bit nonsensical. Goku at his height and musculature should hover in at about 210lbs, 190lbs minimum.

    • @GurrenPrime
      @GurrenPrime 17 днів тому +3

      My guess is that Toriyama just made up heights and weights on the spot without bothering to think them through. (In fairness, Shonen Jump has some pretty damn strict deadlines, I probably wouldn’t put much thought into them either).

  • @niceboifeast8838
    @niceboifeast8838 23 дні тому +81

    "chiaotzu pleaase, I need this! You're kinda too strong"
    Tien: "Bro, Chiaotzu I'm watching the fight right now why are you trying not to laugh?"

    • @pancakes8816
      @pancakes8816 22 дні тому +13

      Tien would be happy he actually has a W instead of being 0 and 4. Sukuna would be the one calling him out on trying not to laugh

    • @kartanaist
      @kartanaist 22 дні тому +10

      @@pancakes8816tien would be asking chiaotzu that while trying not to laugh himself😂

    • @pancakes8816
      @pancakes8816 22 дні тому +4

      @kartanaist you know what yeah, he would. Ts would be such a sweet tien would probably piss himself laughing

  • @jruler93
    @jruler93 23 дні тому +46

    "Take this, my ultimate technique; *_Testicular Torsion!"_*

  • @HenryMundt-rm2wq
    @HenryMundt-rm2wq 23 дні тому +183

    Gojo when dodon ray: aw, shucks. I'm cooked 💀

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +30

      Gojo would not say "aw shucks"💀

    • @HenryMundt-rm2wq
      @HenryMundt-rm2wq 23 дні тому +3

      He would be so scared he would tho 🗿

    • @That-One-Ant-2011
      @That-One-Ant-2011 22 дні тому

      ​@lonkstakes wait what about infinity? is it THAT fast?

  • @WilliamMessakh
    @WilliamMessakh 22 дні тому +51

    "Sukuna, we need to work together this time! This is base chiaotzu we facing about!"
    "Please chiaotzu i need this! You're kind of too strong, my fangirl are struggling to back me up! I need to prove them right"

  • @cch1901
    @cch1901 23 дні тому +200

    CarthuDojo made a video of how Chiaotzu was the most useless character in all of Dragonball and Gojo still loses to him. Man Dragon ball is busted.

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +59

      I wasnt even aware he did this I genuinely just chose him for similar reasons lmao

    • @GlowingApplle
      @GlowingApplle 22 дні тому +9

      @@lonkstakes Chiaotzu literally lost to cyborg mercenary tao 😭

    • @IdkIdk-vm4dm
      @IdkIdk-vm4dm 22 дні тому

      ​@@GlowingApplleMercenary Tao a planet level threat at minimum is now confirmed

    • @supercatchans
      @supercatchans 22 дні тому +4

      @@GlowingApplleand he gets neg dif by ten shinhan and Krillin

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 22 дні тому

      ​@@lonkstakesit's the same reason you think tien can do anything in bleach, you're just dumb lol

  • @ORestart
    @ORestart 22 дні тому +29

    Chiaotzu: dodon ray
    Gojo: *fucking dies*

  • @michaelbowman6684
    @michaelbowman6684 23 дні тому +39

    Bro it's crazy that some Power Level 610 Chiaotzu could just think and Gojo's head would explode, or shoot a laser at the _Moon_ and destroy it easily while having FTL reactions, there's just no chance.
    I honestly didn't know how strong Chiaotzu really was, he makes Krillin look overpowered, who makes Piccolo look overpowered, who makes Goku look overpowered. The Gojo vs Goku "debate" is madness, some people must just be trolling.

    • @michaelbowman6684
      @michaelbowman6684 23 дні тому +4

      @@randomyoutuber2633 I meant that Chiaotzu makes Krillin look really strong, if it didn't come across that way then my bad.

    • @thenippletwister3457
      @thenippletwister3457 22 дні тому

      I don't think Chiaotzu _could_ destroy the moon no matter how hard he tried. At the very least, we're not presented any reasons to believe that he has that much energy in the original manga.

    • @princenwaegerue4705
      @princenwaegerue4705 22 дні тому +4

      Exactly, the gap between them and then between them and gojo and jjk as a whole is so laughably wide that it's not even funny

    • @randomyoutuber2633
      @randomyoutuber2633 22 дні тому

      @@michaelbowman6684 Yeah, I interpreted that the wrong way when I read it, my bad there.

  • @Chronostrides
    @Chronostrides 23 дні тому +65

    8:55 did bro just say lamow 😭

    • @leokoza
      @leokoza 20 днів тому +2

      Aint no way bruh😭

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 17 днів тому +1

      Yep. He said LMAO.

  • @junkhead_92
    @junkhead_92 11 днів тому +5

    "Goodbye Tien- Oh wait, this guy is actually pretty weak, nevermind"

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 23 дні тому +55

    The Dodonpa do be going crazy, though. I remember when it was first introduced, it was stated to be a superior technique to the Kamehameha.

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +29

      Its more concentrated but with less overall destructive capacity, kinda like halfway between a kamehameha and a special beam canon

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 23 дні тому +16

      @@lonkstakes Which is what made it a way better move for the Crane School, as those were focused on assassination arts. And I'd assume just generally in a 1-on-1 overall.

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 23 дні тому +9

      I wonder how a sayian trained by the crane school would be.
      Imagine the dodon ray amped up in power and creativity like the kamehameha.
      The art of assassin style martial arts with sayian genetics, you'd probably end up with Hit.

  • @FagnerLSantos
    @FagnerLSantos 22 дні тому +17

    Krillin goes to solo in One Piece
    Yamcha goes to solo in Naruto
    Tenshinhan goes to solo in Bleach
    Chiotzu goes to solo in Jujutsu Kaisen
    Now we need a verse for Yajirobe too!

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 22 дні тому +2

      And every single one has been wrong, he literally gets cooked in the comments of all those videos on how wrong he was

    • @FagnerLSantos
      @FagnerLSantos 22 дні тому +1

      @SosukeTYBW I personally only don't agree with the Bleach one (even regarding the overrating of this verse).
      In the end, I just find those videos fun to watch.

    • @life-sf1oz
      @life-sf1oz 22 дні тому +7

      Tien is not soloing bleach but the rest yeah unfortunately their verses is done

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 22 дні тому

      @@life-sf1oz yamcha gets deep fried against narutoverse

    • @fledthehunter5293
      @fledthehunter5293 21 день тому +5

      ​@@SosukeTYBW With what? Yamcha is easily a planet buster and at a high ball easily a star buster.

  • @gosuto-yt
    @gosuto-yt 23 дні тому +46

    1:06 Tell me a single person on the planet who did NOT get spoilers for the JJK manga 💀

    • @_NobodySpecial_
      @_NobodySpecial_ 21 день тому +2

      This is my first time getting any in depth explanation on jjk, ive avoided it like I avoided game of thrones. I still don't know anything about it wasnt really paying attention

    • @armoredcorefan93
      @armoredcorefan93 18 днів тому

      Same​@@_NobodySpecial_

  • @albertaddison6621
    @albertaddison6621 23 дні тому +18

    HERE I GOOOO!!!! 🗣🔥🔥 Chiaotzu before negging gojo

  • @tfusedamenace4284
    @tfusedamenace4284 21 день тому +9

    Damn imagine your favorite character having a reasonable argument for why they lose to CHAOITZU 😂😂

  • @funnywackysillyman7780
    @funnywackysillyman7780 23 дні тому +20

    he just has to ask him what 9+10 equals

  • @ivanjefferson6344
    @ivanjefferson6344 22 дні тому +8

    "Watch and learn☝️🤓" - Chiaotzu

    • @pepperextr3me605
      @pepperextr3me605 22 дні тому

      That dialogue is very annoying after being beaten by a chiaotzu user

    • @fledthehunter5293
      @fledthehunter5293 21 день тому

      ​@@pepperextr3me605 Wait till you find android 19 player who will not stop spamming false courage at every opportunity possible.

    • @mrprince5934
      @mrprince5934 19 днів тому

      @@fledthehunter5293 thats how i climbed up rank lmao, its the counter to all the broken shit in that game

    • @Lovescheesesticks
      @Lovescheesesticks 7 днів тому

      @@pepperextr3me605DODAN RAY *chatzu is my favourite character*

  • @mrmotivated8667
    @mrmotivated8667 2 дні тому +1

    People genuinely forget just how strong dbz characters are

  • @romell06
    @romell06 9 днів тому +3

    Chiaotzu can literally throw anyone to outer space using his psycic powers alone also. For those who dont believe he is not FTL he dodges super buu's Human Extinction Attack .

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 8 днів тому

      He's literally never done that lmao who tf you think he is? Dude is not tatsumaki or mob

    • @romell06
      @romell06 8 днів тому +2

      @SosukeTYBW what makes you think that he cant? tatsumaki and Mob need to use their esper powers just to fly. Chiaotzu does flying like breathing. Anyone with a power level lower than him wont be able to resist his telekinesis. he can stop somebodys heart from beating or twist their organs if he wants to. the only reason he dont do it is because of character plot. . If that logic of yours is followed Goku or Whis never shown to destroy a planet, does that mean they dont have the power to do it?

    • @IamHim-z6i
      @IamHim-z6i 7 днів тому +1

      @romell06 let him cope he is a hater he think that naruto solo dbs

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 7 днів тому

      @@romell06 typically answering a question with a question, in vs battles we go off what the character can DO not what you think they can do, you just said chiaotzu with telekinesis can throw someone into space yet he never did this so how you know he got that type of range? We know someone like tatsumaki has the range cause she literally pulled a meteor from space, this is something I can say tatsumaki can actually do with absolute certainty

  • @Someguyfromtheinternet36
    @Someguyfromtheinternet36 15 днів тому +2

    Tien: So buddy, what did you get up to today?
    Chiaotzu: The Lord's work. One less loose end for the fangirls to glaze, to prop up and waste Goku's time. And now? I'm going back to just being by your side. I'm tired, boss.
    Tien: What the actual fuc-

  • @popl-chan
    @popl-chan 8 днів тому +4

    It's funny that how even the weakest characters in db can solo most of the fictions 😂

  • @MohamedEsawm-uk6gy
    @MohamedEsawm-uk6gy 23 дні тому +20

    Saw the channel and I clicked faster than lightning, this is going to be good

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +3

      W

    • @AnarchyJesus
      @AnarchyJesus 23 дні тому +3

      so u probably faster than gojo then

    • @MohamedEsawm-uk6gy
      @MohamedEsawm-uk6gy 23 дні тому +4

      @AnarchyJesus pfffff you think I'd be slower than that fraud who can't handle the Chad Chiaotzu?

  • @FlavioSantos-uw1mr
    @FlavioSantos-uw1mr 23 дні тому +11

    JJK suffers from character stats issues against MHA, why they are put against DB is beyond me

    • @matthewbreytenbach4483
      @matthewbreytenbach4483 19 днів тому +1

      It's a popular yardstick. And JJK at least brings _something_ to the conversation.
      Putting something like Demon Slayer against Dragon Ball on the other hand, now _that_ would be almost entirely pointless.

  • @FrankyDise
    @FrankyDise 21 день тому +6

    Gojo: Did we do it, did we beat Chiatzou?
    Sukuna: No Gojo that was Nam...

  • @yamato9753
    @yamato9753 23 дні тому +20

    That means Gojo could potentially be oneshot by Saibamen...
    A hilarious thought.

    • @randomyoutuber2633
      @randomyoutuber2633 23 дні тому +1

      They are as strong as Raditz right?

    • @yamato9753
      @yamato9753 23 дні тому +1

      @randomyoutuber2633 Yes. That means a Power level of just around 1.300~, so more than 2 times as powerful than Chiaotzu.
      AND there is more than 1 of them.

    • @hypocrite7433
      @hypocrite7433 22 дні тому +6

      @@yamato9753 They don´t really have a win con though. They could draw by blowing up the planet, but they don´t have the psychic attacks that let chiaotzu win.

  • @goldenboy8361
    @goldenboy8361 18 днів тому +1

    As expected of my GOAT Chiaotzu 🙏🏻 🔥

  • @Hepteto_Games_br
    @Hepteto_Games_br 9 днів тому +3

    "DODONPAAA"🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @MeriemSaad-h5h
    @MeriemSaad-h5h 4 дні тому +2

    The Gojo kids are gonna hate this😭

  • @SaltedMallows
    @SaltedMallows 11 днів тому +4

    Man, I’m a dragon ball fan for over 2 decades and even I’m starting to call cap if you’re saying no one can even beat ciaotzu basically the weakest Z fighter or even among the weakest earthlings period.

    • @Somebody23
      @Somebody23 4 дні тому

      he is the weakest member of a group of people who can blow up saturn and all surrounding planets just by pointing at it.
      the power scaling in DBZ is so crazy, that chiaotzu solo'ing multiple verses is really not a joke anymore.
      just a fact of how insanely strong everyone in DBZ is (or eventually becomes) compared to other characters in others shows.

  • @TopOfAllWorlds
    @TopOfAllWorlds 13 днів тому +2

    Comparing anything to dragon ball characters is unreasonable unless there are people blowing up planets casually.

  • @Zacvilix
    @Zacvilix 22 дні тому +25

    Can he beat a saibaman? 🥶🤯🔥🔥☠️🥶🙏🤯🙏🔥🙏🤯☠️💀🔥🔥💀💀🙏🔥🤯💀🔥🥶

    • @beibkk0
      @beibkk0 22 дні тому +17

      gojo ain't TICKLING a Saibaman 😭

    • @Processprodz
      @Processprodz 21 день тому +1

      Bro, I don’t even think he can beat larva cell

    • @beibkk0
      @beibkk0 21 день тому +10

      could Gojo TOUCH Pan actually? That's a WEIRD ass question‼️

    • @guts1952
      @guts1952 19 днів тому

      @@beibkk0yes but absolutely no damage whatsoever is being dealt since she was fighting base piccolo for warm ups she has the power to destroy a planet but just not the capability unless she angry because she can’t control ki yet

    • @justsomerandom412
      @justsomerandom412 13 днів тому

      ​@@beibkk0super senior gojo would and i dont mean it in a fighting way...

  • @Kakbraze
    @Kakbraze 20 днів тому +4

    Oh HELL NAH not chiatzou, who's next? A SAIBA MAN?!?!

    • @WriggleNightbug
      @WriggleNightbug 20 днів тому +2

      saibamen were twice as strong as saiyan saga chiaotzu, saibaman STOMPS

    • @Kakbraze
      @Kakbraze 19 днів тому

      @@WriggleNightbug Fr

  • @Chckster
    @Chckster 17 днів тому +1

    My boy you underestimated Chiaotzu. In DBS, he actually manages to hold Goku using his telekinesis. This is relevant because TK doesn’t work on those massively stronger than you as shown with Nappa. This means Chiaotzu has at least some relativity to a Saiyan beyond god Goku. This would place Chiaotzu comfortably in the universal ranges of power.
    DBS Chiaotzu vs SSJ4 Gogeta next?

  • @Shourtz
    @Shourtz 22 дні тому +5

    To be fair, Gojo just has to ask Chiaotzu what 9 + 10 is, and then immediatly open his domain expansion. Frying Chiaotzu's brain is his only way to win

    • @fledthehunter5293
      @fledthehunter5293 21 день тому +1

      I think that math equation already fried his brain.

    • @kikor4954
      @kikor4954 17 днів тому

      Gojos domain wouldn't work on chiaotzu

    • @TurtleTracks-g1r
      @TurtleTracks-g1r 11 днів тому

      ​​@@kikor4954why? Sounds like bs

    • @kikor4954
      @kikor4954 11 днів тому

      @@TurtleTracks-g1r chiaotzu doesn't have cursed energy
      Without cursed energy the sure hit effect doesn't lock on

  • @NoU-jc4kq
    @NoU-jc4kq 18 днів тому +2

    Chiaotzu must be the Chinese sorcerer Sukuna was so scared about

  • @Zoro_wanoarc
    @Zoro_wanoarc 17 днів тому +3

    At this point farmer w/shotgun v Gojo🤷🏿‍♂️😂

    • @Charles-e8y
      @Charles-e8y 3 дні тому

      farmer without shotgun still neg diffs

  • @BIRDS-making-Cool-edits
    @BIRDS-making-Cool-edits 8 днів тому +2

    My friend who can’t get over jujitsu kaisen started crying after seeing this

  • @mrseptember2377
    @mrseptember2377 23 дні тому +29

    No No Chiaotzu stop beating my ass Chiaotzu please stop beating my ass Chiaotzu ~ Gojo the Fraudulent One

  • @chameleoncham3911
    @chameleoncham3911 18 днів тому +2

    Mentioning Domain Expansions in these kind of fights is always funny to me cuz there's no relevant fight where a Domain Expansion killed someone in jjk, if any instances whatsoever.

  • @sketchysketches381
    @sketchysketches381 23 дні тому +28

    The strongest sorcerer of today versus the okayest psychic in history

  • @WholesomeSkullMan-tl6xx
    @WholesomeSkullMan-tl6xx 5 днів тому +1

    Chiaotzu, oh poor buddy. Chiaotzu had a whole lot more potential but the series just dropped the OG fighters halfway through Z. Piccolo isn’t even really an OG series fighter because he only joins up around the start of the saiyan saga, so yeah, the OG dragon ball fighters, mostly human, including the third-eyed, no-nosed, and the vampire mime child, all got left. In the dust. SMH. Good video though!

    • @KidGoku-g4v
      @KidGoku-g4v 5 днів тому +1

      Tbh I kinda miss OG Z fighters. I do wanna see desert bandit yamcha di something cool too. Doesn't need to be OP but maybe something that's cool.

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo 23 дні тому +8

    Ignoring the fact that Chiaotzu HAS gotten stronger and has been training lots (Managing to temporarily paralize Base Goku in Super) , him just in the Saiyan Invasion Saga solos multiple Verses , such as Invincible .

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 21 день тому +1

      No tf he didn't lmao what episode was this

    • @oolooo
      @oolooo 3 дні тому

      ​@@SosukeTYBW
      When Goku is trying to fight Monaka

  • @dumqunt8649
    @dumqunt8649 17 днів тому +1

    "Base Chiaotzu, please!"
    "Hmm i might show mercy just this once, Satoru Gojo from Sorcery Battle."

  • @6PathsGohan
    @6PathsGohan 23 дні тому +14

    DO IT NOW CHAOITZU

  • @Pikasaurus
    @Pikasaurus 10 днів тому +1

    This matchup is like making yuji’s dying bed ridden grandpa fight beast gohan 💀

  • @BraydenGallan
    @BraydenGallan 23 дні тому +4

    This the best I love your videos

  • @Timber834
    @Timber834 21 день тому +1

    “N-no please… spare m-“
    *DODON RAY!!* 🔥🗣️🗣️

  • @nonope1715
    @nonope1715 22 дні тому +3

    What exactly was yuki hoping for with the black hole???
    ‘Screw you if I can’t win nobody wins ha!’
    ‘Fear not people of earth, I shall save you from kenjaku’s machinations by destroying the planet! Then he can’t get you!’

  • @jvjohntabuac7161
    @jvjohntabuac7161 18 днів тому +1

    don’t forget when raditz(power level of 1.5-1.7k) are able to dodge special beam canon which is i heard, light speed now imagine what can 10k PL can do

  • @Dante246100
    @Dante246100 21 день тому +4

    I dunno man. Like, Chiaotzu is really really dumb. Like can barely perform basic arithmetic kind of dumb. I think Gojo has it purely on intellect alone considering that's exactly how Krillan won against him.

    • @NinjaXFiles
      @NinjaXFiles 21 день тому +3

      All Chiaotzu needs is a tiny ki blast on Gojo's back since he cannot detect Ki
      That's how dangerous ki manipulation is

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 21 день тому +1

      ​@NinjaXFiles it's literally stated infinity detects energy and blocks it

  • @EzPzLemonSqueaz
    @EzPzLemonSqueaz 6 днів тому +1

    I don’t know WTF they be talking bout, Chiaotzu’s tears solo Gojo’s ENTIRE career (I’m a Gojo fan tho)

  • @Unremarkable6969
    @Unremarkable6969 23 дні тому +10

    Even Chiaotzu solos 🥱

  • @afrosworld1796
    @afrosworld1796 17 днів тому +1

    damn i was spot on with my predicton id figured that gojo would make it to tian if you go off of the most fair version of him and loses to raditz if you high ball him.

  • @donmoxxvalor9049
    @donmoxxvalor9049 20 днів тому +4

    Exactly I need ppl to use their brains. Gojo vs Tien woulda been better but I appreciate the satire

    • @ah_dan6572
      @ah_dan6572 20 днів тому +4

      Why? Ten is way stronger than Chiaotzu, it's the same result but worse

    • @Vegito_equals_best_fusion
      @Vegito_equals_best_fusion 8 днів тому

      Gojo: bald-
      Tien: SHIN KIKOHOU

    • @TJDUSTY
      @TJDUSTY 47 хвилин тому

      tien was basically bodying semi-perfect cell with his tri-beam so to him it would be ez dubs

  • @elhadjtall3627
    @elhadjtall3627 8 днів тому +1

    This made my day lol thank you 😂

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  8 днів тому

      Thank you for the super thanks!

  • @ChrisEntertains
    @ChrisEntertains 23 дні тому +22

    Can he beat chiaotzu tho? 😭

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +12

      I'm tired of these non planet busters being compared to Goku!

    • @NoahPhyl
      @NoahPhyl 20 днів тому

      Get your biased ass out of here who talked about Goku

  • @austinclements8010
    @austinclements8010 19 днів тому +2

    people forget but chiaotzu is a trained assassin; same as tien 🤨 dodon ray was specifically designed for speed and penetration, and doesent require charge up time

  • @Dr_T0X1C
    @Dr_T0X1C 23 дні тому +7

    I must use four Saibamen and Chautzou for max kamikaze in sparkin zero

  • @KahimbiNfwambi
    @KahimbiNfwambi 18 днів тому +2

    Gojo is the second most glazed anime characters to yujiro

  • @ZamasuWasRight
    @ZamasuWasRight 23 дні тому +17

    Damn never been this early ever I suspect chiaotzu claps

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +6

      Might start uploading at this time more!

  • @genericwhitemale9566
    @genericwhitemale9566 18 днів тому +1

    The problem with putting Gojo against any Dragon Ball character is that Dragon Ball's version of KI lets characters ignore hax from someone far weaker than them. So Gojo fighting anyone beyond maybe the 21st World Tournament is pointless because his main arsenal just wouldn't work. You could maybe argue he could win if they didn't know his abilities and he overloads their brain, sort of like how Ginyu was able to hit the body change off because Goku wasn't expecting it, but chances are the moment Goku or Chiaotsu or wheoever you put him up against realizes "hey this is really messing up my head, i should stop this" its sort of game over for him.

  • @RedLights9000-f3l
    @RedLights9000-f3l 22 дні тому +3

    Gojo can block things that he can't see like sukuna's normal slashes because sukuna stated that only mahoraga and maki can see his CT and we never saw gojo being able to see sukuna normal slashes the only reason to why he had problem with poisons is because they're complicated and infinity wouldn't know what is poisonous for the body and not
    I don't think chaotsu abilities don't travel but if somehow they don't gojo will simply use simple domain to block it since the sure hit effect of domains don't travel either
    Gojo can simply play on stamina even as a teenager he can keep on guard for 3 days straight he can win he wouldn't risk opening his domain to someone who's way faster and stronger

    • @kikor4954
      @kikor4954 17 днів тому

      Gojo can't see psychic energy he can only see cursed energy
      Gojo like all people can't see inside his own body and can't telegraph the attack
      From gojos perspective he would make eye contact with chiaotzu and immediately explode

  • @Xenocrimsonsaiyan
    @Xenocrimsonsaiyan 18 днів тому +1

    Gojo:plz chiaotzu i need this, your
    kinda too strong😭🙏

  • @MarkT-ChildofGod
    @MarkT-ChildofGod 19 днів тому +4

    Dragon Ball is just busted when it comes to scaling against any anime. Master Roshi, a human, destroyed the moon with a simple Kamehameha in Dragon Ball. Like come on bro.

    • @Normalname-gu8jo
      @Normalname-gu8jo 6 днів тому

      And we not even talking about how he used something that wad somewhat like ultra instinct in the TOP manga

  • @caitlinmay7138
    @caitlinmay7138 18 днів тому +1

    chiatzou is currently stronger than ssj goku during the frieza saga by roughly a 450,000,000 gap in power level between the two meaning that he's probably like multi-galaxy level or somethin

  • @crablicker7155
    @crablicker7155 23 дні тому +5

    Here in one minute of posting let's gooo!

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +1

      And cuz you're early I actualy reply to your comment :)

  • @trashmix2184
    @trashmix2184 18 днів тому +2

    What if: Bulma with prep time VS Gojo

    • @Normalname-gu8jo
      @Normalname-gu8jo 6 днів тому

      Answer: Gojo slaps Bulma then Vegeta cooks Gojo’s ahh

  • @litt120
    @litt120 23 дні тому +4

    The most useless fella in DB VS the strongest scorcerer of current Era in JJK
    this is hard slap to JJK fans 😂

  • @matthewbreytenbach4483
    @matthewbreytenbach4483 19 днів тому +1

    It's funny that you should exclude Super seeing as how that's where arguably his best psychic feat is from. Namely where he manages to at least _inconvenience_ base Goku before the Tournament of Destroyers.
    It's a horrible matchup if you use early Z anyway but it's still worth bringing Super Chiaotzu up.

  • @Certifiedgoofyman
    @Certifiedgoofyman 22 дні тому +12

    Jjk glazers crying

    • @KidGoku-g4v
      @KidGoku-g4v 22 дні тому +4

      Who knew chiaotzu was HIM haha

    • @Certifiedgoofyman
      @Certifiedgoofyman 22 дні тому +3

      I only saw that character once then never again, I always thought he was young king Kai 😂
      who knew the weakest characters of DBZ was millions of times stronger then the strongest characters of JJK

    • @SosukeTYBW
      @SosukeTYBW 22 дні тому +1

      ​@@Certifiedgoofymancause he's not, imagine thinking lonks is going to be objective or know wtf he's talking about lol

    • @spooderman-official
      @spooderman-official 22 дні тому +2

      my boy there are no glazers worse than db's

    • @KidGoku-g4v
      @KidGoku-g4v 21 день тому +1

      @spooderman-official nah dB has more down players than glazers.
      Glazers are usually kids not knowing anything. But majority of dB community themselves downplay dragon ball like how they think Goku is only universal beside ignoring the fact that there are rooms in dragon ball verse that are bigger than universe 💀.
      dB is far stronger than what average dB think tbh. It's heavily downplayed overall.

  • @coolguyorsomething8660
    @coolguyorsomething8660 10 днів тому +1

    gojo would be the type of villain to yap about his power and then get destroyed by chiaotzu in dragon ball so fast that they cant even add that fight to the title of the episode 💀

  • @bokcwewhoruleall3326
    @bokcwewhoruleall3326 22 дні тому +2

    Jjk is literally one of the most overrated verses out there 😂 gojo and sukuna are the undisputed strongest two of the jjk verse and they can barely destroy cities 😂 but jjk fans make them seem like they’re just blowing up planets and shit

  • @Lycan9666
    @Lycan9666 19 днів тому +1

    The only way to ask this question that ISNT disrespectful to goku is “Can they beat KID goku though”
    *kid goku standing many times stronger than a after training master roshi who casually pops the moon before the training*

  • @mates1395
    @mates1395 23 дні тому +6

    love this its so funny (also who wins? the sayins or the crisis from Stellaris? [one of the main 3])

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  23 дні тому +4

      Not familiar with Stellaris sorry

    • @Jsipki265
      @Jsipki265 22 дні тому

      Depends on if the ships scale to their weapons, but the crisis should win most of the time.

    • @mates1395
      @mates1395 22 дні тому

      @@lonkstakes if i had to simply it its ccivilization 4 but in space

    • @mates1395
      @mates1395 21 день тому

      @@lonkstakes ua-cam.com/video/EPrspiVZccI/v-deo.html&t=

  • @Dr.Mlieko
    @Dr.Mlieko 18 днів тому +1

    Honestly, Jujutsu Kaisen is one of those franchises that the DBZ cast would legitimately struggle fighting against (another being BLEACH for similar reasons)
    Not necessarily the humans, but the cursed spirits would do a number on them, simply because they would be unable to perceive them till the moment they are already inflicting damage on them, and some, like Mahito, can kill with a single touch.
    This is a power system completely incompatible with the one in Dragon Ball, as that series power system relies on life force, rather than spiritual force

  • @Jogoat-rh5ou
    @Jogoat-rh5ou 23 дні тому +9

    I am the weakest one

  • @needacharger3054
    @needacharger3054 12 днів тому +1

    This distinction between the world cutting slash targeting something and automatically hitting it. Is kinda incorrect. The world cutting slash targeted the space that limitless resides and cutting through the fabric of the spacial barrier

  • @shaynehughes6645
    @shaynehughes6645 23 дні тому +7

    DODON RAY‼️‼️🤡👉⚡⚡⚡💥

  • @Flow_editz676
    @Flow_editz676 18 днів тому +1

    Chiaotzu:and people called me weak

  • @notme8232
    @notme8232 22 дні тому +4

    Frankly, scaling Chiaotzu from his generously building-level feats all the way to moon level based ENTIRELY on what an external guide book said his power level was is horseshit. By that logic, Gojo is unquantifiably above planet level because he scales above Yuki, even though he never actually does anything like that. Also, his psychic powers can be entirely negated by a distraction, such as, oh I don't know, INFINITE VOID.

  • @disgaealikerasapOG
    @disgaealikerasapOG 13 днів тому +1

    According to vsbattle wiki Gojo is only 7-B at most.
    Chiaotzu is at 5-B if not higher.

  • @nellyomega8866
    @nellyomega8866 23 дні тому +4

    I get dragonball scales higher by a lot, but chioatsu is an idiot , bro got defeated by being asked to count numbers. I think in character Gojo would find a way to outsmart him, he has RCT so he has some leeway to his organs being attacked. And he's smart enough to realise he needs to use unlimited void as his onlywin condition pretty early in the fight provided he survives the first onslaught

    • @PARZ90s
      @PARZ90s 23 дні тому +3

      Yeah I only see anime filler Chiaotzu beating Gojo because he did beat Guldo who is actually pretty strong but manga Chiaotzu is just too weak.

    • @ոakedsquirtle
      @ոakedsquirtle 18 днів тому

      you underestimate that Chiaotzu completely outspeeds Gojo and would easily be able to dodge / break unlimited void.

    • @nellyomega8866
      @nellyomega8866 16 днів тому

      @ոakedsquirtle it takes 1 second for infinity void to fry someone's brain. Let's not downplay Gojo's chances especially when it's a character like chioatsu who isn't very bright and has no real feats of his own

    • @ոakedsquirtle
      @ոakedsquirtle 15 днів тому

      @@nellyomega8866 infinity has to completely envelop you since it's not an open domain. The speed that takes is forever if you scale massively FTL