Story time! Once my brother won 2 fish at the fair. The guy working at the booth accidentally put 3 fish in it and realized, but he either didn't care enough to do get it back out or was just feeling generous. We named them Spot, Charlie, and Bubba. A fair fish normally lasts a few weeks, but oh boy these fish were persistent. Charlie was huge. He ate a lot. Eventually we weren't giving him enough food, leading him to eat Spot. Bubba was petrified from this and didn't fancy getting eaten, so he jumped out of the tank. Twice. He committed suicide. 2 years after we got the fish, Charlie, the last man swimming, died to being eaten by our fat cat. TL;DR: My brother won 3 fish at the fair, one got eaten by another fish, one committed suicide, and one got eaten by a chonker.
I actually expect that God was just minding his own business when a GrayStillPlays video was uploaded and he was like, "well, I am going to try this stuff on Earth"
"what is he doing with all these goldfish?" People often buy goldfish as food for larger fish, like Oscars, and for some turtles. That's why they're cheap and why pet shops usually pack like 200 of them in their tanks. The pet shop guy would more likely ask "what the hell is he feeding, a shark?"
Disclaimer: no real animals were harmed in the making of this video Honestly I wish abuse and violence and stuff were only kept in video games and out of the real world. Great video as always Gray
My highshool literally had rubber bands and needles lying around. There was also quite a lot of vandalism and the classic stink bomb in the hallway... Except EVERY DAY. Not so classic when it's every day.
@@justdavidaragon I commented this without scrolling down, so if anybody said the same thing my bad. Maybe me and the other person both have a school with drug addicts 😂😂😂
Gray: Tries to break every game he touches Also gray: Complains when he has 2 Fps Me: Tries to keep all the games I touch not broken Also me: breaks the games I play more then gray
gray is still the plant king. Gray: Are you hungry? have a plant. Gray's sad subject: we're unhappy Gray. Gray: Well then have a plant. thats all you need.
Oh god they put plants Creators of any game: ok let's add plants, what could possibly go- Gray: hello there. I want all these in highest quantity. Also make sure they are potted. Potted plants are good plants.
Other youtubers play bad games to make themself suffer and the viewrs happy. Gray plays bad games to make the game suffer and himself happy..Gray was made for youtube
7:30 when I was younger I remember reading and article about some water that got polluted with anti-anxiety meds and all the prey fish died, not bc they overdosed, but bc they stopped being afraid and living in schools and stuff and just all died of stupidity. Needless to say that fucked me up
Woah! Thats crazy. Awww...poor fishies. Do you remember the name of the article you read this from? Ive never heard of such a thing happening and I want to learn more. Thanks. ☺
@@NurseInTraining I read the article years ago so I don't remember the title, but a quick search led me to this one www.hakaimagazine.com/news/surprising-side-effect-anti-anxiety-medication-salmon/ which seems to be talking about a similar thing. It honestly could be the same one and im mis-remembering the details? Either way it's interesting stuff.
As a dedicated betta keeper over the years, this hurt me especially because of knowing the struggle of balancing nitrates, nitrites, ammonia, and such. It was still a hilarious video though.
Gray: I wanted to put this in so the fish know exactly where they are, because they can't see the name of the fish tank on the outside." Me: ...Did Gray just assume that fish can read?
Game Devs: *does testing on game, finds it good, releases game* Gray: "Oh, neat! A game for me to test and push it it's limits!" Game Devs: "OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOO!"
Gray: "I'm sorry, game!"
Us: "No you're not."
Hi sorry, game, im peepeepoopoo
Golden Gold gay
@@ohike83 lol
lets get it to 666
Or Mother nature finnaly gave up on the sea,which caused Satan to be in charge,making them die very quickly.Edit:It is mostly true btw.
“Minimal side effects may include rapid death, death and death.” 11/10 Grays approved.
I like the death effect! It cures my depression because I'm no longer alive! - Fish number 10257
Put that on a shirt
TJAgames Lol x
#Shatterd has a UA-cam channel. Check it out!!!
Nah how about 99999999/10
nobody:
me at 3 am: *laughing at a man destroying the lives of innocent fish*
Poop Butt I’m highly concerned
lol its 5: 55 rn where i live and im lmao rn XD
Actually me
It's actually 3AM at Mine rn lmao
SpooktoberSammy nobody exept you, and me.
I hope the developers for this made the Goldfish’s description be “It’s a god damn goldfish.”
Blub blub
@@ffj39 Blub blub
Story time!
Once my brother won 2 fish at the fair. The guy working at the booth accidentally put 3 fish in it and realized, but he either didn't care enough to do get it back out or was just feeling generous. We named them Spot, Charlie, and Bubba. A fair fish normally lasts a few weeks, but oh boy these fish were persistent. Charlie was huge. He ate a lot. Eventually we weren't giving him enough food, leading him to eat Spot. Bubba was petrified from this and didn't fancy getting eaten, so he jumped out of the tank. Twice. He committed suicide. 2 years after we got the fish, Charlie, the last man swimming, died to being eaten by our fat cat.
TL;DR: My brother won 3 fish at the fair, one got eaten by another fish, one committed suicide, and one got eaten by a chonker.
Weow
Wait a minute,
How do you commit suicide twice?
@@leah6824 it jumped out of the tank once and lived. The second time it didnt live-
That's a very interesting story
My favorite part is the part about the chonker
The goldfish description should have been
“The snack that smiles back”
Yum
Wow
XD
That reminds me of “snap that child’s back” I can’t eat goldfish crackers without thinking about it
XD
When this whole corona stuff started I was such a big fan I was like “is graystillplays playing a god sim and we’re inside of it?”
If we were in a simulation where gray is god there would be no earth.
@@crimsonchin6307 gi
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
I actually expect that God was just minding his own business when a GrayStillPlays video was uploaded and he was like, "well, I am going to try this stuff on Earth"
@@SubaruPieter yeah that probably would have happened
What did you do today?
“I raised a school of drug-addicted fish that survive in Hell.”
They dont survived XD
Lol
meh noting new
@@xiaobestboi6172 You deserved to get banned 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
@@maksimhuber9164 what... what did they say?
“Look at this school of drug addicts”
Welcome to my high school
*r/cursedcomments*
Oof
Welcome to HIGH-School
Explanation needed or do ya get the pun
@@mewyorkcityf46607 XD
Probably not to the extent of your school, but same.
"I took way better care of my fish in real life." UH YEA I SURE HOPE SO...
His point was he took better care of them and they still didn't last as long. lol
You = dA bEsT
Fruity Troll Roll I ate my fishes
This reminded me of: *”Road work ahead-“*
@@zyletta lmao same
I feel like you'd put chemicals in the water, that turn the fricking frogs gay.
*iTs In ThE TaP wAtEr!!!!!!*
Miklos Rowan you have it all wrong, GAY IS IN THE TAP WATER
I had a gay guppy.... He tried to mate with the other male
Can I have some of the water
@@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003 i now know the truth xD I DRANK WAY TO MUCH TAP WATER XD
When I heard “fishery” my brain auto corrected it to “misery”
Your autocorrect seems to be functioning well
Noing grey that sounds adout right
Lmao
Your brain is 900000000000 iq
Fishery Misery
Gray: “I’m making the fish do drugs.”
...Sounds like a normal Graystillplays' LP to me.
Lol
This should have been the video title lol
Fish1:so where do you live?
Fish2: I live in *Hell*
Fish1: -but that place is illegal-
Pet store worker: *so umm how many fish do you want?*
Gray: *yes*
Gray : *makes aquarium out of water*
Also Gray : HELL
Nothing is impossible, if you believe hard enough...
...or just take a happy pill, and everything will be clear soon.
Rmdhn the lowest level of hell is a frozen wasteland, so this is fairly accurate
Well have you seen what conditions they’re forced to live in
@@_Killkor Florida man don't need happy pill, they be happy doing anything
@@_Killkor i want the anti-hunger medicine would feel nice aswell as the alone and happy pills
Gray: "They lose their colour when they lose their will to live"
Me: uhhhh.......
*Splashes you with blue paint* NOT YET
albinos are crying right now
@@tokraph yes
Blub blub
"what is he doing with all these goldfish?"
People often buy goldfish as food for larger fish, like Oscars, and for some turtles. That's why they're cheap and why pet shops usually pack like 200 of them in their tanks. The pet shop guy would more likely ask "what the hell is he feeding, a shark?"
PaperShoggoth000 well now I know something I wish I didn’t can’t wait to say it at school tmw tho
He’s feeding his desire for violence and suffering
Blub blub
Now, folks, this is a rare sight, Gray actually feeling sympathy for his test subjects in a game: 6:04
Grey: "it's like there living in sewage."
That's because they are living in sewage.
they're*
psittacosaurus animations HEY YOU.
grAy is how it’s spelled in America grEy is how it’s spelled in England
Source: greyorgray.com/
A liveable sewage
psittacosaurus animations well yeah
lunarski419 well yeah he’s American
Disclaimer: no real animals were harmed in the making of this video
Honestly I wish abuse and violence and stuff were only kept in video games and out of the real world. Great video as always Gray
“I took way better care of my fish in real life.”
Me: That’s... that’s a real low bar.
Like check M8.
“I do Gooder than gray”
Me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Duck you!
Realise he said “took” instead of “take”.. did he do something to those fish-
Blub blub
Start: LETS see what grey has in store for us tonight
After: I need therapy
CrossOver Legends relatable
CrossOver Legends relatable
#relatable
Red Terror Cichlid: * exists *
Gray: *children*
Ghost Fish as a former fish owner i can confirm that this is basically what everyone would call cichlids
Crys Vargas
I wanted to have a cichlid tank but if they're like children in good lol
I have been reading it as 'child' for the past 10 minutes-
I love that even though gray is kind of sadistic he wont put actual animals through it just virtual ones.
which I relate to that
mmmmm... i do both...
He had fish. They could not survive.
Blub blub
he wont do it because of these stupid things called "laws"
@@whatisinspectelement wish PETA lifted their laws for a day so i could burn the twitter bird
Everybody’s intros: hey guys!
Grays intro: we are playing the only game where ____ can kill_________
Edits Omg tysm for 700 likes!
Aloha Aesthetics essentially yes
YES😂
Where we can kill ___________
Its______________
My beginning of the video was the creeper Minecraft song.
Video: "Boom boom boom"
Me: I can live with this song.
I mean... that’s just what happens if you have a Florida man take charge of... anything. Not my problem.
Exactly
Thanks, not wrong tho
“i’m gonna get all this fish addicted to drugs” _Gray2k19_
Good job gray Give fish Cocaine
Wait they’re not supposed to be only fed weed
The spleens fish
Gray: Plays game about fish
youtube: ah yes this is *m i n e c r a f t*
_OnLy mIneCrAfT haS FiSh_
Blub blub
Finally a choice I can get behind XD
Girl:
Boy:
Soggy fish bread:
Holy amount of likes here
I am now known as *S O G G Y F I S H B R E A D*
Attack helicopter:
"Look at this school of drug addicts"
I didn't know you'd be referencing my highschool in this video, thanks Gray!
Little Miss Lowlife COPY YOU LITTLE COPY CAT
My highshool literally had rubber bands and needles lying around. There was also quite a lot of vandalism and the classic stink bomb in the hallway... Except EVERY DAY. Not so classic when it's every day.
I can't think of which video it was but I swear I've seen you before lol
@@justdavidaragon I commented this without scrolling down, so if anybody said the same thing my bad. Maybe me and the other person both have a school with drug addicts 😂😂😂
@@wickedthemadhatter9713
I'm everywhere so you probably have seen me at least once
"Look at this school full of drug addicts!"
Me getting to my alternative high school on Mondays.
Isnt that what alternate schools are for
Kinda copied comment
Haha same xD
8:07
That music just gave me a mood I’ve never felt this before
10:54
Graystillplays: "fishery"
UA-cam: no, it must be "minecraft"
I just saw hat LOL XDDD
I think Gray set it to Minecraft.
Well... the tank is a giant cube. Close enough.
I didn’t know what “fishery” was but
I was scared still! Also NOTHING is normal on this channel, so I guess I should have been prepared.
@@flowergirl2703 fishery is the game he played on this video
“Can your hair survive damage?” No Dove ad, no body can survive
You should make merch and have it say "new game dammit"
*yes.*
This. This must be done
And "Full liquor bar!"
Yes
totally!
14:50 And that's how fish cakes are made, kids.
Yummy
"I wanna finish my Hell sign so the fish know where they are."
Fish: Drowns from exhaustion.
Blub blub
Magic
11:27
The fish in a back: *Seizure mode activated*
“I’m sorry fish there’s no oxygen...but we got morrre happy pills”😃🤣🤣🤣
Dustin Gordon More* (I’m sorry •-•) but still 😂
When you go to space and in the process of dying take your antidepressants
Drug fish it's that easy PETA won't know if you dump 15 tons of meth in there water
What's the best way to help your fish? ,_,
1.feed them cardboard
What's the best way to help your fish? ,_,
1.feed them cardboard
2.feed then their dead brethen
13:39 this is the best part that hit just at the right place
Anyone else see that silver fish and was like “ooh a Shiny!”
𝙼𝚎 𝚒 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝕏𝔻-ʜʙᴜ ᴏʜ ᴡᴀɪᴛ-
Er meh gerd. Perkermern!
You ran into a Tell My Family I Love Them!
No
This is the most relatable comment ever
"Neither Dark nor light, no hue, no saturation. Close to being something whilst actually being nothing."
Classic Grey. Literally.
Blub blub
Me: Sees Nothing Survives
Also Me: *poking the play button millions of times
Gray: Alright
Me: he said alright WOOHOO
haha I'm glad that makes your day
@@GrayStillPlays Lol...
13:56
Now I see why it's called fishery
I can smell that tank you made just by looking at it
R/Woosh
@@aidenmccrank1965 how tf is this a whoosh?
Stikbot Parasaurolophus and why would this be a wooosh???
Gray:They are going to call this home So I’ll call this hell
The sentence "maybe it shot all your crap into the sky" had me giggling for 3 minutes straight
Blub blub
“Close to being something while actually being nothing” i felt that thats me in one phraze
Gray: creates HELL******
Me: hey that don’t look to bad
Nobody:
Not a single soul
UA-cam recommendations: fish tank were nothing survives
Me:sure
@@onthefifthnight wow really nobody asked
@@onthefifthnight and what about your profile pic
@@onthefifthnight who hurt you?
Honestly what else am I gonna do
@Shadow Plays yo sorry I sent that to the wrong person
The lawyer: You have 7000 law suits on goldfish abuse.
Gray: I was testing out real life tho
14:09 don’t you just love it when your tea is done festering
Video: "I Built an Aquarium Were Nothing Survives"
me: just dont put water in it
big brain
Profile pic checks out
Well then it wouldn’t be an aquarium. It’d be an airquarium
Double RR I’m ashamed I laughed
THIMPLE
11:18 "he's just convulsing at the top of the water"
Also known as the surface
This was the first video from you that I found, and I loved your sense of humor so much that I subbed in the first 5 minutes of watching this.
Gray: Tries to break every game he touches
Also gray: Complains when he has 2 Fps
Me: Tries to keep all the games I touch not broken
Also me: breaks the games I play more then gray
ok suave hat
Lol
same
.001 FPS
Gray should come nowhere near any aquarium
One of us!!
No, let him continue
But then we risk ending up in the sims
@@jacobdavis6056 We ended up in the Sims a LOOOOOOOOOOONG Time ago....
faxx
"Alone and Happy pills"
I hope this is really I need a bottle a day.
It's real search it up on yt
Take ur joy
Same
@@jadenjoestar3927 so you can be one of the happy few
Alone and happy pills: translation how to get your fish high
gray is still the plant king.
Gray: Are you hungry? have a plant.
Gray's sad subject: we're unhappy Gray.
Gray: Well then have a plant. thats all you need.
Day four of asking gray to play CHCN...
A game that allows you to create abominations that will probably take over the world.
Like so he can see!
yes
*CHKN
Noob Jacksepticeye did some videos on it a few years back
Here's #1: ua-cam.com/video/aXcN5pkDU3w/v-deo.html
OHH..NOOO.. That game is already chaos, played by chaos..
Oh god they put plants
Creators of any game: ok let's add plants, what could possibly go-
Gray: hello there. I want all these in highest quantity. Also make sure they are potted. Potted plants are good plants.
I love how every video starts with the calmest ''alright'' before Gray starts to mutilate the entire game
*"I am one of those people who tried to have fish multiple times in my life, and they keep dying"*
*sad music *
Yeah that made me sad as someone who avidly keeps fish :(
Do you grill them or fry them?
As soon as Gray said “Fishery”, the tomato I was eating started to taste like fish.
.
.
.
I don’t know either, man.
That’s fishy
@@wta1518 i sea what you did there.
@@lexfyleafugacha2133 I bet that joke took a plankTON of effort
*whale,* what puns have I just stumbled upon?
@@igor3785 your kinda sus
Gray: alone and happy pills
Me: are those a real thing I think I need them
Alone and happy pills...
Everyone is going to need that
Aka antidepressants
👍
I was waiting for the “and it’s aquariums SIMULATOOR” at the intro 😪
Welcome to the only game where you can cause the whole population in your aquarium to commit suicide
*IT’S FISHERY*
3:06 the fish equivalent of anti depressants
When he said ‘that’s hot’ I got a Kmart ad I thought it was hilarious
Same
I got an ad for cameras
I got a vaseline ad.
DeathMetalPrincess ok but y tho
8:42 when he said "that's hot", it shouldn't like deadpool
"i love that this man is single handedly putting my kids through college"
“But what is he doing with all those goldfish?”
“ trust me I took better care to the fish I had in real life “
I bet
Sunrisecloud Gacha I didn’t O.o
Hes lying
I HOPE SO
@@Uhhhhhh_Idkman not the highest bar to clear
"HAD"
Other youtubers play bad games to make themself suffer and the viewrs happy.
Gray plays bad games to make the game suffer and himself happy..Gray was made for youtube
everyone gangsta until we see the bodies of Gray's test subjects
If someone says gray isnt funny:
Well, ill put you in grays aquarium
fuse them with a stik man >:}
11:01 only Gray can make fish commit seppuku
7:06 stop, Gray....
Sometimes ya just gotta pull the reins back a little bit,and damnit, *this is the time*
Ironically, when I clicked this, I got an ad about a fish
222 views 222 likes 0 dislikes “perfectly balanced, as all thing should be”
16k views
16 dislikes
18k likes.
76 dislikes now
73
90 now
112 damn
"Breathing oxygen is over-rated"
Frieza: we dont need that crap, we can breathe in space, so suck on that
13:25 - DAMMIT, GREY. THE ONE TIME. *THE ONE TIME.*
I think Tiko would approve of this
I may not like Tiko, BUT HE WOULD DEFINITELY NOT APPROVE OF THIS!
“This tastes oddly familiar..”
*Hold up who he ate?*
...
What?-
*he ate his brother*
Gray: looks at the emotion bending meds...
"THIS GAME IS *AMAZING*
7:30 when I was younger I remember reading and article about some water that got polluted with anti-anxiety meds and all the prey fish died, not bc they overdosed, but bc they stopped being afraid and living in schools and stuff and just all died of stupidity. Needless to say that fucked me up
Woah! Thats crazy. Awww...poor fishies. Do you remember the name of the article you read this from?
Ive never heard of such a thing happening and I want to learn more. Thanks.
☺
@@NurseInTraining I read the article years ago so I don't remember the title, but a quick search led me to this one www.hakaimagazine.com/news/surprising-side-effect-anti-anxiety-medication-salmon/ which seems to be talking about a similar thing. It honestly could be the same one and im mis-remembering the details? Either way it's interesting stuff.
"the only game where we get to kill goldfish"
ive been doing that for years now
"Happy Pill"
me: We Happy Few flashbacks
I know right?
*_I was thinking about Fran Bow fricc_*
@@TheIheartjayla me too
Gray: Their living in sewerage
Me: relatable.....
Also me: ewwwwwww
As a dedicated betta keeper over the years, this hurt me especially because of knowing the struggle of balancing nitrates, nitrites, ammonia, and such.
It was still a hilarious video though.
This man is Perfect 😭😭😭
Me:I’m hungry let’s get fish
My friend: shows me this video
Me:I’m vegan now
“it’s like the jersey turnpike in here, there’s fish everywhere you look”
Gray: I wanted to put this in so the fish know exactly where they are, because they can't see the name of the fish tank on the outside."
Me: ...Did Gray just assume that fish can read?
After eating whatever the hell is in that food and pills, those fish have transcended mortal methods of communication
I'm offended! My tropical fish read the sh*t out of the Piranha Club comic I taped on the back of their tank back in the day!
Penguin Starlette Was the pun intended?
@@thealientree3821 I'll say it was, but honestly, no
Game Devs: *does testing on game, finds it good, releases game*
Gray: "Oh, neat! A game for me to test and push it it's limits!"
Game Devs: "OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOO!"
See’s hell in the title:
Starts singing Country road:
Fish: Hmm, This tastes oddly familiar.
Me: Have FISH had sushi before?!?!?!?
Yes fish do eat other fish fml 🤦♂️
Just found this on my recommended and this is literally amazing, just gained a new subscriber!
The best of it is noticing that the "no fishing" sign slowly turns into a "fishing" sign
6:45 One wrong move and they'll filet themselves