No. 45 Conspicuously Absent As Ex-Presidents Band Together For Vaccine PSA

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  • Опубліковано 3 чер 2024
  • Never one to share the spotlight willingly, our 45th president didn't appear with his fellow ex-presidents in a vaccine PSA, but he did issue a pathetic tweet-sized statement begging to be remembered. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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  • @mysillyusername
    @mysillyusername 3 роки тому +125

    "We all remember where we were when the pandemic started, because we're still there."
    Made my week.

  • @endalynch
    @endalynch 3 роки тому +59

    A year or his best monologues and his wife’s brilliant laugh!

  • @ShawndaPrawn
    @ShawndaPrawn 3 роки тому +130

    How does someone demand credit for the solution to a problem they insisted was never a problem to begin with?

    • @victoriabishop1057
      @victoriabishop1057 3 роки тому +6

      that is called alternative truth [a fat lie]

    • @victoriabishop1057
      @victoriabishop1057 3 роки тому +1

      @Black Lives Don't Matter Yes my dear if you say so!!!!

    • @ShawndaPrawn
      @ShawndaPrawn 3 роки тому +8

      @Black Lives Don't Matter First off, I don't even live in the US, so this is only an outsiders perspective. Second, I don't think someone with a user name like that would have a valid opinion in the 21st century.

    • @dancingnature
      @dancingnature 3 роки тому +3

      Yes , more people voted for tRump than had previously voted for Obama , But more people voted for Biden than for tRump in 2020 . Trump legitimately lost the 2020 election and then threw temper tantrums over that. Then tried to get various government officials to overturn results . Then encouraged open rebellion as against the duly elected government and that’s what got him silenced on the internet. Trump is guilty of treason .

    • @mckenzie.8653
      @mckenzie.8653 3 роки тому +3

      @Black Lives Don't Matter no one cares TROLL

  • @happysmith6666
    @happysmith6666 3 роки тому +30

    My personal pandemic pros: I had steady income. I didn’t lose my job, I was able to pay the basic bills. Cons: My mental and physical health are worse than they’ve ever been. I took 4 pay cuts and can barely keep myself afloat. I’m struggling to understand why I need to continue to get up every day. My income has gotten so tight (while my employer used the pandemic to both justify raising rates for our clients while also cutting pay to all employees) that the smallest unanticipated bill wrecks me. I am so exhausted.

    • @AyeCarumba221
      @AyeCarumba221 3 роки тому +5

      Dear Happy; i know what you mean, dude. I, like you, also have all the basics covered. But oh my god the last year aged me by ten years. I am a shell of the person I was a year ago. He fucked us but good.

    • @sewfantastic7257
      @sewfantastic7257 3 роки тому +2

      @@AyeCarumba221 He may have fuck us, but he didn't beat us by getting him out of office we stopped that from happening. Now let's win and send his ass to jail.it wouldn't have lasted so lost if not for people like Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell. They knew he was bad, they knew he was wrong and they knew he wasn't capable of being president of his own Business how could he be president of the United States he wasn't qualified for the job.

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 3 роки тому +3

      Sorry dude...it's been a nightmare for me, too, even though I as well at least have the basics covered. I was unemployed for the summer but managed to get back pay unemployment for most of it (although I missed out on the best pandemic bonus pay). My cat got cancer, my apartment flooded, and the year-plus of isolation (I essentially live alone) has been killing my soul. We just have to hang in there...better times are ahead! They have to be!

    • @AyeCarumba221
      @AyeCarumba221 3 роки тому +2

      @@deprofundis3293 Dear Depo; yeah sorry to hear all that. Killing of your soul is a good description. Mine is almost completely dead. Amputation of my spirit, as Al Pacino once said. In that regard, trump may have won. I’m trying like the dickens to get it back. Good luck to us both.

    • @HWolfe
      @HWolfe 3 роки тому +1

      I know....I know my fellow person, hang in there...physically and mentally I am screwed.
      I pray, so my hope isn’t for this shitty world to get any better.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +18

    6:58
    Zen Master: "Make your mind an empty void. Clear it of all contents. Allow no thoughts to take hold."
    Donnie: "Waaaaaaaay ahead of you."

  • @warpedjaffas1
    @warpedjaffas1 3 роки тому +66

    America needs to take out a restraining order on its last ex. 🤣

  • @sahalanimation
    @sahalanimation 3 роки тому +25

    i think hearing the one guys sincere laughter behind the camera feels more satisfying than the whole studio audience laughing on cue.

    • @grants5554
      @grants5554 3 роки тому

      that should give you an idea of how well liked Colbert is. The only people who watch his show are sad foreigners.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 2 роки тому

      @@grants5554 shut up.

    • @grants5554
      @grants5554 2 роки тому

      @@sillygoose635 it's true

  • @rchukran
    @rchukran 3 роки тому +4

    I love the short but sweet term "45" for "our Ex". I will adopt it for all my correspondence. He is now "just a number".

    • @ThisCharmingMan1984
      @ThisCharmingMan1984 3 роки тому +1

      And we’re all hoping that his number will be increased in length, and preceded by the word “Inmate”...🤞😀🤞
      All the best. 👍😀

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 3 роки тому +768

    So now he's just putting his tweets on "official" letterhead and sending them out?
    Now that is just sad. 😅😂

    • @tselengbotlhole750
      @tselengbotlhole750 3 роки тому +67

      Sad in a satisfying way 😂😂😂

    • @jasonarthurs3885
      @jasonarthurs3885 3 роки тому +83

      I heard the messages are carried by pigeons and are now known as "coups" rather than tweets.

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 3 роки тому +29

      @@tselengbotlhole750 Sad for him. Smugly satisfying for the rest of us. 😛😝

    • @tselengbotlhole750
      @tselengbotlhole750 3 роки тому +5

      Ro G absolutely 😂😂😂

    • @tselengbotlhole750
      @tselengbotlhole750 3 роки тому +2

      Jason Arthurs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 роки тому +48

    Happy(?) panniversary y'all. We'll get throught this. The worst is hopefully behind us.
    Looking forward to returning to some normalarky!

  • @juanmanuelnaviasaavedra8086
    @juanmanuelnaviasaavedra8086 3 роки тому +5

    From Colombia I can tell you I was shocked he didn't curse. Such a professional. I also want to add if you need presidential material for jokes you should check our president Duque. He is an entire joke in human form.

  • @codelicious6590
    @codelicious6590 3 роки тому +4

    DUUUDE!! IT really didnt appear that, "everybody is fine". That dude got slammed! It smashed his face down into the desk! My favorite exclamation is, "Sonovamutha!!" Since I had my child.

  • @useth3forceforgood
    @useth3forceforgood 3 роки тому +44

    He’s killing it tonight 😂🤣
    I actually prefer hearing only three people laugh at his jokes instead of a crowd for some reason.

    • @useth3forceforgood
      @useth3forceforgood 3 роки тому +4

      @Smileyrie.yeppoon Um, no. I think it’s because I have social anxiety disorder and crowds freak me out lol. Also, who would force a laugh at Colbert?

    • @luciav3862
      @luciav3862 3 роки тому

      You must watch at lot of trash tv.

    • @useth3forceforgood
      @useth3forceforgood 3 роки тому +1

      @@luciav3862 Nope.

  • @Thomas-ww1tp
    @Thomas-ww1tp 3 роки тому +26

    If the fact that they’re making statues of this guy doesn’t terrify you..

  • @terrygoyan3022
    @terrygoyan3022 3 роки тому +72

    Little known fact: the wall that collapsed was more high quality construction by the Donald. Remember when he thought Colorado abutted Mexico.....
    He'll build a wall anywhere, long as he gets credit for it

    • @ivandafoe5451
      @ivandafoe5451 3 роки тому +1

      And somebody else has to pay for it.

  • @jerrygundrum1
    @jerrygundrum1 3 роки тому +11

    Why is this surprising? He never acted presidential while in office, so why would thing change when he is out of office

  • @Mari-sq6cx
    @Mari-sq6cx 3 роки тому +19

    I can't believed I lived through 4 years of the former president and when Steven Read that statement my first thought was "... That... that can't be real right? This is just a joke right?" Have i learned nothing?

    • @amouramarie
      @amouramarie 3 роки тому +1

      Even months later, our response is disbelief at his rank idiocy. Imagine what our children will think when they read his words.

  • @tarantinoish
    @tarantinoish 3 роки тому +20

    Don Jr. tweeted a picture of his Dad’s pathetic letter. That’s how good ol’ Donnie boy got it out there. Ban Evasion.

  • @trm4life
    @trm4life 3 роки тому +64

    How many "idols" have to be made to look like 45, before someone who's religious says "Isn't there a commandment about this"?

    • @jenniferfowler3877
      @jenniferfowler3877 3 роки тому +3

      Religious hypocrites are like the pharisees. They'll be spewed from the mouth of God eventually.

    • @addicted2mako
      @addicted2mako 3 роки тому +3

      I’m now wondering who’s going to melt it down and make them drink it, and when I can watch

    • @UnkleBen
      @UnkleBen 3 роки тому +3

      @@addicted2mako holy hell i forgot about that little detail... oh, what a great visual

    • @elizabethsohler6516
      @elizabethsohler6516 3 роки тому

      Trump is not a Christian even if some "Christians" support him. I doubt he would care.

    • @kaizokujimbei143
      @kaizokujimbei143 3 роки тому +2

      THOU SHALT NOT BUILD STATUES IN THE LIKENESS OF THE ORANGE ORANGUTAN

  • @robinmitchell4721
    @robinmitchell4721 3 роки тому +2

    You're having entirely too much fun bopping the mice.

  • @ollieduhzzezgoufoph1231
    @ollieduhzzezgoufoph1231 3 роки тому +23

    Yo, who dislikes these videos? How do you dislike the wholesomeness that is Stephen Colbert?

  • @bonghunezhou5051
    @bonghunezhou5051 3 роки тому +170

    The 'inciter in chief' should never, never be forgotten - just as Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, J R McCarthy, et al are not ~ 😞

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 3 роки тому

      Benedict Arnold gets kind of a bad rap. He kept doing awesome shit during the revolution, but every time someone else would steal all the credit, so he eventually got pissed and switched sides. But it's kinda understandable lol, I feel a little bad for the guy.

    • @DemonicsInc
      @DemonicsInc 3 роки тому

      @@SRosenberg203 yeah dude got shafted every single time

    • @ceterisparibus8966
      @ceterisparibus8966 3 роки тому +4

      @Scott Covert OK, Karen.

    • @Magnetron33
      @Magnetron33 3 роки тому

      and the Goldbergs

    • @reneolguin1081
      @reneolguin1081 3 роки тому +2

      @Scott Covert something tells me you don't know wtf you're saying

  • @luke-alex
    @luke-alex 3 роки тому +4

    "I think we all remember where we were when we heard the news...because we're all still there"
    Just perfection

  • @Kate-mm3uf
    @Kate-mm3uf 3 роки тому +53

    Hey guys if you’d actually followed the rules and not politicised everything you would have been back to ‘normal’ months and months ago. We did, and here in sydney we are allowed to dance in public, amongst other things.
    So dumb.

    • @zurielleveritas5087
      @zurielleveritas5087 3 роки тому +25

      As you can see we have too many idiots here in America to get it right...

    • @amandanevitt7597
      @amandanevitt7597 3 роки тому +11

      @@zurielleveritas5087 I mean, did you see the guy's name? What a sack of potatoes.

    • @upinsmokeproductions6471
      @upinsmokeproductions6471 3 роки тому +8

      Trust me. Some of us know.
      #getmeoutofhere

    • @elizabethsohler6516
      @elizabethsohler6516 3 роки тому +11

      @@zurielleveritas5087 True. Hopefully that won't always be the case We have made a start by voting what's-his-name out, but the things that put him there will take a lot longer to address/fix. And that assumes our society is even willing to do that. To be honest, I am not optimistic, but I have to keep hoping/fighting. I have a disability that would make emigrating hard.

    • @he6733
      @he6733 3 роки тому

      It is also VERY important to nkte that Australia also only has 25.6M people & no connecting countries....America has 328.2M with 2 countries connected...

  • @australien6611
    @australien6611 3 роки тому +16

    Nothing could possibly be further apart than Buddha and that orange clown

  • @nutriapeluda
    @nutriapeluda 3 роки тому +103

    That's good, i don't even want to remember he was ever part of our lives.

    • @luciav3862
      @luciav3862 3 роки тому +1

      Did you get your Trump vaccine weasel!

    • @SharienGaming
      @SharienGaming 3 роки тому +2

      those who dont remember history are doomed to repeat it

    • @awsomeman253
      @awsomeman253 3 роки тому +1

      @@SharienGaming much like how us not punishing Trump could lead to another Hitler-esque situation. In case you didn't know Hitler tried to take control 10 years before he rose to power in an failed coup. Not saying Trump is Hitler, just saying that there are similarities to be had between the two in that they both caused a coup to happen.

    • @awsomeman253
      @awsomeman253 3 роки тому +2

      @@luciav3862 nah I got the pfizer vaccine, which is not a Trump vaccine. Anyway Trump doesn't get credit because he never took responsibility in the first place. Had he actually taken responsibility for the damage he helped cause then you could make an actual case for giving him credit, but no, he didn't take responsibility, he didn't secure as much vaccine as we needed, and he told pfizer to fuck off when given the chance to work with them with the vaccine.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 роки тому

      Lucia Val The IRS has the vaccine for t***p, along with the Southern District of New York.

  • @TesserId
    @TesserId 3 роки тому +18

    As a student of Zen, I'm deeply insulted by that statue. There is nothing about Trump that embodies the comportment of an honored Zen teacher. Time to smash the statue.

    • @TheClairemyst
      @TheClairemyst 3 роки тому

      Agreed Wholeheartedly

    • @TesserId
      @TesserId 3 роки тому +1

      P.S. Not everyone knows Buddhism is anti-idolatry. There are stories of Buddhist monks throwing statues off alters when they could see that the statue was being worshiped as if the statue was a deity. So, when I talked of smashing the statue, this is what I meant. Trump is not... His statue is not... fill in the rest of this as you please.

  • @Eggcorn271
    @Eggcorn271 3 роки тому +2

    The newscaster finishing his report after the wall falls on that guy is classic haha.

  • @catc8927
    @catc8927 3 роки тому +7

    Nearly choked on my chia seed pudding during the Dubya impression. “Weapon of Mouse Destruction” and bopping them on the head 🤣

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 3 роки тому

      Now we find out what we were looking for in Iraq!!! LOL😂🤣🤣

  • @AJG854
    @AJG854 3 роки тому +7

    As a Buddhist... I’m not even going to go there. May all of you find inner peace.

  • @ericg4868
    @ericg4868 3 роки тому +2

    Truthiness. It never hurts when it means something.

  • @LiloEmyoung
    @LiloEmyoung 3 роки тому

    “WMD...Weapon of mouse destruction” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 роки тому +290

    I see the Colombians used the same quality contractors T * * * * used for his wall. Rated pay hay!

    • @hilariousness6644
      @hilariousness6644 3 роки тому +2

      You're 19th!

    • @jdax21
      @jdax21 3 роки тому +2

      Good one!👍🏽

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 3 роки тому +6

      @@Sunny-zw3ol suuure. The Tappan Zee bridge is almost collapsing as we speak. Hey lost troll

  • @sheritownsend7525
    @sheritownsend7525 3 роки тому +87

    Two years ago, I could believe that our President would put out a statement like that. Idiocy was normalized. But today, Trump seems so far removed, that that statement only comes across as bizarre.

    • @wjb4578
      @wjb4578 3 роки тому +4

      Also, I haven't seen this mentioned but that statement just drips with, spite? I can't think of the right word but it's like he knows how hated he is and the statement's tone seemed to indicate how reviled he is in the public eye. He knew it would get traction by how despised he is, so he affected a "I hope everyone remembers this was my show".

  • @nicolebrown1927
    @nicolebrown1927 3 роки тому

    Colbert called Dr.Fauci, Dr.Fauci and the Fauchet's! That man is too doggone funny for his own good!😂💙
    WMD, WEAPONS OF MOUSE DESTRUCTION!
    I Can't hardly breath from laughing so hard when I watch Mr.Colbert and then hear Mrs.Colbert laughing in the background! Omg, can't keep it together with those two!!!😂🤗💙

  • @sassysarina9718
    @sassysarina9718 3 роки тому

    Ok...can we talk about that ending!!! Hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @susangunn1268
    @susangunn1268 3 роки тому +7

    Wow- all of the former presidents but one got together to do that PSA. This is the second time but probably not the last time the 4 amigos remind the self proclaimed " chosen one" that his membership doesn't include get-togethers.

  • @chloemaxwell2628
    @chloemaxwell2628 3 роки тому +70

    He'll be remembered as being responsible for the unnecessary deaths of hundreds of thousands of people.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 3 роки тому

      Ironically most who died were MAGA people

    • @Joseph-ic8xd
      @Joseph-ic8xd 3 роки тому

      Tell that to the thousands of old people that Cuomo murdered lmao

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 3 роки тому

      @@falconeshield I don't know if that's true or not, but owing to the way the pandemic and mask-wearing became so politicized, I wouldn't doubt that you are right.

    • @cindykoch5220
      @cindykoch5220 3 роки тому +2

      @@Joseph-ic8xd that’s like comparing Charles Manson to a raccoon with rabies that bit a person

    • @Joseph-ic8xd
      @Joseph-ic8xd 3 роки тому

      @@cindykoch5220 Cuomo killed people on purpose so idk what u mean

  • @janicewaltman5850
    @janicewaltman5850 3 роки тому +26

    “Can we ban him from paper?” 🤣 If only we could exorcise the traitor from our consciousness, like he never existed at all.

  • @LucretiusDraco
    @LucretiusDraco 3 роки тому

    OMG! Stephen knows "little bunny foo-foo"? That's freaking awesome 👏👏

  • @drunkvegangal8089
    @drunkvegangal8089 3 роки тому +36

    He looks so much better with the sprinkling of silver in his hair and the longer locks as well. That bathtub flashback to the short, hair dyed look was a shocker!

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 3 роки тому +46

    I'd rather get a shot from a veterinarian than a dentist or MD. They give multiple shots every day to many species of animals. Many of which are trying to bite or scratch them.
    They have steady hands and lots of experience. Sign me up.

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 3 роки тому +3

      I want to know if dentists & vets are giving out covid vaccines why can't I get one from my own Dr???

    • @Cypresssina
      @Cypresssina 3 роки тому +6

      I kinda want one from from a vet just to say I did.

    • @bonnys3015
      @bonnys3015 3 роки тому +7

      Dentists have to deal with ONE species of animal that tries to bite them...😁

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 3 роки тому +2

      It takes 5 minutes to train somebody in the basics for administering vaccine shots of this type.

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@Cypresssina cats . . . . . pffft. what do they know? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AlfsGirl
    @AlfsGirl 3 роки тому

    😄😄😄Did he say "mother duckling!"?🤣🤣🤣

  • @infrasound
    @infrasound 3 роки тому +16

    He wasn't able to make money out of it, so yeah he wasn't gonna do it.

  • @zarahandrahilde9554
    @zarahandrahilde9554 3 роки тому +20

    ...You guys remember that lawyer?
    "I'm not a cat."
    Yeah im still giggling about that.

    • @Rain-Dirt
      @Rain-Dirt 3 роки тому

      That was funny indeed :P

    • @ylimeasil
      @ylimeasil 3 роки тому

      You reminded me and I laughed

  • @ShannonLynn21
    @ShannonLynn21 3 роки тому +126

    What do you call a veterinarian who only specializes in one animal?
    A doctor.

    • @katherinelucas8515
      @katherinelucas8515 3 роки тому +4

      Dad?

    • @raytiolu1644
      @raytiolu1644 3 роки тому +4

      @@katherinelucas8515 😆😆😆😅

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 3 роки тому

      Trumps steroid supplier ?

    • @mikegrace2819
      @mikegrace2819 3 роки тому

      What do you call a Dr who only specializes in bullshit?
      a Fauci

    • @katherinelucas8515
      @katherinelucas8515 3 роки тому +1

      @@mikegrace2819 my Dad was in the ICU with COVID pneumonia, and my friend's Dad died from it. Enough.

  • @MrKellyv1
    @MrKellyv1 3 роки тому

    Mother Dumpling"... Them's fightin" words!

  • @benoomen7678
    @benoomen7678 3 роки тому

    @stephencolbert just couldn't resist knocking 'W'... Bop bop bop. Priceless.

  • @xjunkxyrdxdog89
    @xjunkxyrdxdog89 3 роки тому +31

    "Weapon of mouse destruction"
    Never change Steven.

  • @peterkirby1753
    @peterkirby1753 3 роки тому +16

    Ahh, remember when George W was though of as the low point of the US Presidency.
    Happy days 😁

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 3 роки тому +1

      George W. Bush may have been dumb, but he was not evil or malicious the way Trump has always been.

    • @Rain-Dirt
      @Rain-Dirt 3 роки тому +1

      @@christopherregan1654 Trump is dumber and intellectually VERY lazy. :) Compared to Trump, Bush is very smart.

  • @antoniograncino3506
    @antoniograncino3506 3 роки тому +54

    The three ex-Presidents' PSA is like a game of Bridge without a fourth: no Trump.

    • @mikegrace2819
      @mikegrace2819 3 роки тому +1

      Trump is the best president of my lifetime.
      Very very very low bar...

    • @halimahiman
      @halimahiman 3 роки тому +6

      @@mikegrace2819 were you born on Nov. 9th of 2016 and died on Jan 18th of 2021? Otherwise... umm, No!.. he's not!

    • @halimahiman
      @halimahiman 3 роки тому +3

      @AntonioGrancino Don't forget President Carter! :-D

    • @mikegrace2819
      @mikegrace2819 3 роки тому

      @@halimahiman nooo no, sad to say he is. As horrible as Donald trump was, he was better than every president in my lifetime.
      Reagan - Biden. 🤷🏻‍♂️
      Hopefully I outlive that statement.

    • @antoniograncino3506
      @antoniograncino3506 3 роки тому +2

      @@halimahiman I hain't forgotten good ol' Jimmy C. Just didn't see him in the PSA.
      The main thing our exes have in common, including George Bush, is they cannot abide Der Donald.

  • @Paulabird7
    @Paulabird7 3 роки тому

    I did not see that falling wall coming! That was hilarious!

    • @jamesmartin2258
      @jamesmartin2258 3 роки тому

      Hello how are you doing send me your number

  • @mikakestudios5891
    @mikakestudios5891 3 роки тому +690

    Veterinarians are probably the most suitable to deal with the anti-vac crowd. They are used to their patients biting them.

    • @misskitty6586
      @misskitty6586 3 роки тому +30

      Good point!

    • @anicoleww
      @anicoleww 3 роки тому +25

      OOOOooo!!! 🤣🤣🤣 UNDERRATED COMMENT!! I love it!

    • @elken16
      @elken16 3 роки тому +17

      🤣🤣I love this comment so much

    • @amouramarie
      @amouramarie 3 роки тому +33

      And also shitting in the offices of people trying to do important work on their behalf.
      (Again, so sorry for my poodle puppy, doc! I swear she's usually much better behaved than a MAGAt)

    • @devildoll1678
      @devildoll1678 3 роки тому +21

      That wins zinger of the year. Good job.

  • @alfredo.sagredoromero5785
    @alfredo.sagredoromero5785 3 роки тому +27

    That guy who's saying to remember , thinks we will remember who he is as he was never a president but a crook.he was.

  • @ominence5573
    @ominence5573 3 роки тому +1

    Steve, you just get better and better at your job with age! Thank you for the brilliant show, especially this last year with the pandemic and the 'Trump not accepting defeat' fiasco!
    👍👍👍

  • @yanchee2023
    @yanchee2023 3 роки тому

    Thanks, for the WMD haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

  • @HeyitsDee
    @HeyitsDee 3 роки тому +156

    Omg that picture of Trump in a bathrobe: nightmares tonight for sure 🤢

  • @bencoomer2000
    @bencoomer2000 3 роки тому +8

    They didn't want him on the PSA because we'd get immediately suspicious of the whole thing.

  • @joergmaass
    @joergmaass 3 роки тому +29

    It's easy to ban him from pen and paper, he can't read nor write...

  • @JeffMarkBaker
    @JeffMarkBaker 3 роки тому

    Thank you Stephen for being born. I love watching your show every day. It gives me hope ☺️

  • @tiernan2580
    @tiernan2580 3 роки тому +20

    "After four years he did convince me, life is suffering"
    😂😂😂

  • @jhonshephard921
    @jhonshephard921 3 роки тому +27

    remember when Stephen used to make fun of Bush and he was the craziest president we could imagine?

    • @janicetribbiani7535
      @janicetribbiani7535 3 роки тому +2

      Boggles the mind, doesn’t it?

    • @jimmcleod8764
      @jimmcleod8764 3 роки тому

      The first time I ever saw SC he was describing Bush’s inaugural parade ( on the daily show?) and it was the funniest thing I remember to that point in my life. I’ve been hooked ever since - prolly not as funny now but I would like to see it again...

    • @elizabethsohler6516
      @elizabethsohler6516 3 роки тому

      Oh he was. Also the stupidest until T----said "Hold my beer. You ain't seen nuthin' yet."

  • @Dodelijk144
    @Dodelijk144 3 роки тому

    The Bush commentary.... gold. GOLD.

  • @johaniojo
    @johaniojo 3 роки тому

    WMD "weapon of mouse destruction"🤣

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben 3 роки тому +10

    Who keeps making all these STUPID statues of that former host of the failed NBC game show “the Apprentice”??

    • @hopsta5628
      @hopsta5628 3 роки тому +3

      The only thing he's ever succeeded at is being a failure.

    • @haruruben
      @haruruben 3 роки тому +1

      @@hopsta5628 he killed cops and had people poop in public and then smear the poop around ... to Conservatives that is very successful because they love to spread disease and filth

  • @errcoche
    @errcoche 3 роки тому +164

    It is weird to see a Presidential Press Secretary just making statements of fact in a non-confrontational manner. It seems so long ago, before the days of the Spicer ( who at least had the decency to be flustered as he parroted lies ).

    • @appleblossomxo
      @appleblossomxo 3 роки тому +2

      @@francisfoley9048: There is so much material not being used by these talk show comedic satirists, it's really a waste of their talent to not present in truth about this administation. If the mainstream media were forthright, But, none of them will, they are elitists it seems and they'd be fired most likely even though their ratings would surely increase 10-fold.

    • @IkBerend
      @IkBerend 3 роки тому +1

      You also seen her answering about Neera Tanden? Or bombing Syria? Or cutting checks back with $600. She also lies with a straight face, if you want to see it. Also cuts fair questions down as being "irresponsable". It is just that the press doesn't ask to much real hard questions that she doesn't have to lie that often. But she is up to the task.

  • @vw8669
    @vw8669 3 роки тому

    I literally rewound "tub steven" 5 times🤣🤣🤣

  • @schrobro8964
    @schrobro8964 3 роки тому +27

    First of all “past guy” you didn’t do anything right....so please go away

  • @edwardcunha1629
    @edwardcunha1629 3 роки тому +260

    As a Buddhist that was incredibly sad. Trump is no Buddha

    • @sociolocomtsac
      @sociolocomtsac 3 роки тому +4

      If you're a buddhist, symbols shouldn't matter. It's just a chunk of clay. Also, it's mocking Trump with the slogan "make your company great again," as a lucky charm for making more money.

    • @tselengbotlhole750
      @tselengbotlhole750 3 роки тому +23

      I'm not Buddhist but was offended. Trump is such a vile person

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 3 роки тому +10

      @@sociolocomtsac Do you think that Christians shouldn't be offended if Trump was portrayed as Jesus?

    • @sociolocomtsac
      @sociolocomtsac 3 роки тому +9

      ​@@greeneyedlady5580 FYI, I'm buddhist myself. Buddha was a teacher, not a god. I understand the Bible teaches not to worship idols or symbols. Why should they be offended if Trump's on a cross? It's not real. Many Chinese find Trump hilarious and the creator's intent was ironic and meant as a lucky charm to earn more money.
      How is that different from being offended by burning a flag? It's just a piece of cloth. The country is not affected. It's the meaning you bestow on it that makes you so offended. I'd rather focus on making the country better than worry about somebody burning his/her property.

    • @emmadilemma7800
      @emmadilemma7800 3 роки тому

      I dont know much about buddhism but from what i do know, isnt it all about self sacrifice to find liberation with the universe? You give up your wants and needs to gain good karma. That clementine is one of the most selfish people currently walking and hes always lying. Isnt being selfish and lying kind of like "sins" in buddhism? This is why i dont believe in religion.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +18

    Vets giving out shots?
    Well.. alright... as long as I still get my treat for being a good boy when it's over.
    Oh, wait... it makes sense now. Nevermind.

    • @gorrillawarfair
      @gorrillawarfair 3 роки тому +4

      They're gonna want to check your temperature first so i hope youre ready for that.

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 3 роки тому +3

      @@gorrillawarfair EEP... I'mma have to think about this a bit longer.

    • @maxfastest
      @maxfastest 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @scarlettrhoads1726
      @scarlettrhoads1726 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah and I better be getting spayed!

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 3 роки тому +1

      ...and I don't believe there's a big enough kennel to carry me...although a pretty collar and leash would be nice...🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺

  • @TheNinnyfee
    @TheNinnyfee 3 роки тому +2

    Thanks, now please tell me how I can unsee that bathrobe picture. My EYES!

  • @mashobane9982
    @mashobane9982 3 роки тому

    Did he say meanwhile 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname 3 роки тому +229

    Ugh, forget Trump.
    His presence means nothing unless you're one of his Trumpettes then I guess he's your everything.

    • @hilariousness6644
      @hilariousness6644 3 роки тому +2

      You're 10th!

    • @al-bot1094
      @al-bot1094 3 роки тому +23

      No. Trump will be held accountable. Then he will be forgotten.
      Don't complain about government officials breaking the law if you are just going to forget about them after they leave office.

    • @obZenism
      @obZenism 3 роки тому

      @@al-bot1094 lol

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 3 роки тому +1

      Trump 4ever 🤣

    • @py_a_thon
      @py_a_thon 3 роки тому +9

      @@PsychosisNOS Tons of people just liked how he cut taxes, deregulated and appointed conservatives to the courts. So most republicans and anyone anti abortion was pretty happy with Trump.
      They don't like when I point out that any other republican other than trump would have done the same. And a republican other than trump may have gotten 8 years instead of 4. And without turning our world into a low budget reality tv show....
      He literally altered the course of history in ways we may not ever understand...
      He even fucked up the dem party. Or accellerated their own extremism atleast. He pushed many people further left or further right.

  • @christopherjustice6411
    @christopherjustice6411 3 роки тому +368

    Me getting a flu shot: Man I’m nervous, let’s try a countdown to ease my nerves.
    Me getting the Covid Vaccine: No delays! End this dark charade!

    • @janessamarrano2611
      @janessamarrano2611 3 роки тому +8

      So confused. Guess i will wax my kitty
      Lol

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 роки тому +1

      GIVE ME TWO OF THOSE!!

    • @scarlettrhoads1726
      @scarlettrhoads1726 3 роки тому +5

      We haven't done countdowns since Letterman, Idk if they're even allowed.

    • @mariom6368
      @mariom6368 3 роки тому

      Seems Legit 😎💉

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 3 роки тому

      One of the guys who got the vaccine had countdown by the nurse; 1, 2 vaccine shot, 3.

  • @florete2310
    @florete2310 3 роки тому

    3:42 I hear "covfefe". This one always lights me up😂😂😂

  • @annnaylor5961
    @annnaylor5961 3 роки тому

    Press briefing is so great now. Thanks to Press Secretary Sacky and her team.

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 3 роки тому +43

    _“I served with the Buddha. I knew the Buddha. The Buddha was a friend of mine. T****, you're no Buddha.”_ (6:44)

  • @samuelvimes5770
    @samuelvimes5770 3 роки тому +5

    T******* didn´t take part in a video that´s not about him? SHOCKER ...

  • @vinnylewis4568
    @vinnylewis4568 3 роки тому

    11:51 LMFAOO definitely wasn't expecting that!!

  • @terrietackett8964
    @terrietackett8964 3 роки тому +2

    “ Little Bunny Foo Foo,
    Hopping through the forest.
    Scooping up the field mice, and bops them on the head.
    Down came the fairy and said....
    Little Bunny Foo Foo,
    I don’t want to see you,
    Scooping up the field mice,
    And bopping them on the head “!!
    🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 роки тому +222

    I found out about his statement only because you threw it up on the screen, Stephen. Maybe you should stop giving the former social media influencer oxygen?

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 3 роки тому +19

      Hear hear!

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 роки тому +42

      You mean the multiple bankrupted, charity theif, failed steak salesman?

    • @alysiareid6659
      @alysiareid6659 3 роки тому +11

      It was tweeted by donnie jr.

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 3 роки тому +8

      @@alysiareid6659 ah thank you

    • @TheLooterArmy
      @TheLooterArmy 3 роки тому +14

      Agreed. PSA: Don't feed the Trolls.

  • @firesalt
    @firesalt 3 роки тому +10

    "Weapon of Mouse Destruction" is the best punchline ever.

  • @joeyj9638
    @joeyj9638 3 роки тому

    Those W.M.D’s are dangerous! When they drop all you hear is BOP BOP BOP..

  • @danasainte3914
    @danasainte3914 3 роки тому

    OMG! The way the man's head hit the desk was like a rag doll! 😲🤕

  • @TrevorNerva
    @TrevorNerva 3 роки тому +18

    Greetings from Singapore 🇸🇬

  • @billmurray7473
    @billmurray7473 3 роки тому +12

    Doesn't it feel good to not hear
    Stephen saying, " dot dot dot dot"
    anymore?

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 3 роки тому

      That might be the only part of the t.... term I do miss!

  • @ricardogomez9505
    @ricardogomez9505 3 роки тому +3

    That release from 45 sounds like an abuser, "if not for me..."

  • @zerobatsu
    @zerobatsu 3 роки тому

    I knew it was coming but I laughed so hard in the last 15 seconds.

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky 3 роки тому +8

    That host looks at the camera as if thinking "Don't tell the audience he is dead."

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 3 роки тому +16

    5:49 *_“Nobody knows more about vaccine development than I do, remember me.”_* Oh, we remember ...
    _“We have it totally under control. It's one person coming in from China. We have it under control. It's going to be just fine.”_ -- *January* (2020)
    _“You have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”_ -- *February* (2020)
    _“It’s going to go away, hopefully at the end of the month.”_ -- *March* (2020)

  • @mcfishyfirst253
    @mcfishyfirst253 3 роки тому +1

    There’s a hole in One #NoCollusion

  • @NoahsGameCave
    @NoahsGameCave 3 роки тому +6

    I could have lived the rest of my life happy WITHOUT seeing that bathrobe shot.

  • @michaelulbricht9438
    @michaelulbricht9438 3 роки тому +8

    The Know Nothing Party name has already been taken, thus Don's Republican Party should be known as the "Do Nothing" Party.

  • @EloquentTroll
    @EloquentTroll 3 роки тому +11

    I'm not even religious at all, but I am offended by the sacrelige of that Trump meditation statue.

    • @Cheyslaaa.
      @Cheyslaaa. 3 роки тому +2

      I don’t really get it either. Do they mean they would like him to take this time to meditate and reflect on his mistakes the past 4 years?

  • @DoctorPortal_IX
    @DoctorPortal_IX 3 роки тому +8

    I work in a Home Depot in Texas.
    I knew less than two weeks into this pandemic that we were going to be in this for the long haul.
    People not wearing masks. Making zero effort to distance. The callous disregard for everyone but themselves. I called a 1 year anniversary coming eventually before we’d even passed the 1 month mark.
    People are fucking awful. They’ve brought this on themselves, and they’ve forced it on everyone else.

  • @terrietackett8964
    @terrietackett8964 3 роки тому

    My Veterinarian won’t even let me in the lobby....😹😹

  • @mvvpro8688
    @mvvpro8688 3 роки тому +63

    "It will magically go away..."
    Trump just forgot to add: "Once you have a president who is willing to do the job".

  • @GeorgiaOverdrive
    @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 роки тому +5

    Got my second shot today and just started crying uncontrollably for no apparent reason. I’m an emotional wreck.

    • @catc8927
      @catc8927 3 роки тому +1

      Congratulations on your second shot! And I think crying was quite understandable - that’s a year’s worth of stress, anxiety, and fear coming off of you all at once.

  • @ayadali9112
    @ayadali9112 3 роки тому

    😂😂😂Yeah that is precise for it to be roughly!🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottmwilhelms2437
    @scottmwilhelms2437 3 роки тому

    I remember that episode for I was envious of your bathtub. 🛁😩
    Your porch is rather nice as well.