I'M SO EMBARRASSED... Truth or Dare Challenge

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  • Опубліковано 18 бер 2017
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    TRUTH OR DARE is a Classic game for tweens, teens, and dweebs from all over! It's been a long time since Steph or I have played a round of Truth or Dare, but I'm curious (and a little anxious) to find out if there's anything we don't already know about each other! Join us as we spill our secrets and attempt embarrassing Dares!
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  • @cicidiaries7995
    @cicidiaries7995 7 років тому +1324

    I have one
    "Are you trash? Because I want to take you out."

    • @emmajohnson6839
      @emmajohnson6839 7 років тому +52

      I feel so ensalted and complemented at the same time! Brovo!!

    • @kasperaaron6890
      @kasperaaron6890 6 років тому +71

      My girlfriend: "I'm such trash."
      Me: "As an environment aware citizen, I am required to pick you up. Is 7 okay?"

    • @laitzel0583
      @laitzel0583 6 років тому +35

      I have one too
      I think u dropped something. my jaw

    • @gtcobras1024
      @gtcobras1024 6 років тому +2

      CiCiDiaries are you paper? Cuz i wanna draw you like one of your french girs

    • @michellefallen6146
      @michellefallen6146 6 років тому +2

      CiCiDiaries good one

  • @cicidiaries7995
    @cicidiaries7995 7 років тому +564

    22:39
    "It takes a special man to deliver a fat penguin."
    -Matpat 2017

  • @carterwhattheheck
    @carterwhattheheck 6 років тому +827

    “Who was your first love?”
    Stephanie: Oh God oh God oh God
    Matthew: She better say me
    Jason: *eating popcorn*

  • @saylorlewin5135
    @saylorlewin5135 6 років тому +574

    "I thought I would eventually see you with a boyfriend" Steph 2017

    • @xxcakeheadgamingxx4776
      @xxcakeheadgamingxx4776 Рік тому +10

      I know im 4 years late but when is this?

    • @ordinarygamer2655
      @ordinarygamer2655 Рік тому +7

      @@xxcakeheadgamingxx4776 you have to watch the video

    • @ashunknown7518
      @ashunknown7518 Рік тому +13

      @@xxcakeheadgamingxx4776 51:05

    • @suprnerdy
      @suprnerdy 4 місяці тому

      @@ordinarygamer2655wow… 👀

    • @Account.Banned
      @Account.Banned 2 місяці тому +2

      @@xxcakeheadgamingxx47765 years later you are. I’m 1 year late to your comment lol

  • @wahabihobofilms7427
    @wahabihobofilms7427 7 років тому +519

    "I strive for accuracy in my chicken"
    -Matthew Robert "MatPat" Patrick, March 13th, 2017

    • @harmoniesforhealing1470
      @harmoniesforhealing1470 7 років тому +27

      WahabiHoboFilms and you strive for accuracy in your comments sheesh

    • @dollysmusic5787
      @dollysmusic5787 7 років тому +28

      MatPat for president 2020!

    • @skrrrskrrr9478
      @skrrrskrrr9478 6 років тому +1

      But what about the time?

    • @westdekota5935
      @westdekota5935 3 роки тому +2

      Mathew Robert Patric is perhaps the least showbiz name I’ve ever heard and yet he has turned it into the most.

  • @harmonicblade3165
    @harmonicblade3165 7 років тому +1982

    MatPat's chicken performance really... RUFFLED MY FEATHERS *cricket noise*

  • @liverworts
    @liverworts 6 років тому +338

    Matpat: Give is a good pickup line. Jason: Fat penguin! Me: What am I watching?!

  • @Mewz123
    @Mewz123 5 років тому +665

    I can't wait for the day that BabyPat sees these.

  • @khia
    @khia 7 років тому +174

    54:48 HAMILTON REFRANCE: I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of me love
    -King George (Jonnathan Groff)

    • @harmoniesforhealing1470
      @harmoniesforhealing1470 7 років тому +9

      Sparklez128 DA DA DA DAT DA DADADADA DAYADA DADA DA DA DAYADA

    • @silverandexact
      @silverandexact 7 років тому +4

      I love King George's songs, especially I Know Him

    • @mybrianisfried
      @mybrianisfried 7 років тому +4

      So many Hamilton references in the comments. Sounds like something I would do.

    • @rosewing_8149
      @rosewing_8149 7 років тому +2

      Sparklez128 My mind went crazy when he said that.

    • @haleybent5124
      @haleybent5124 6 років тому

      Sparklez128 yaaaaaaas

  • @laurenkempenaar6492
    @laurenkempenaar6492 7 років тому +544

    Pickup Line of the Day:
    Person1: "I'm a piece of trash."
    Person2: "Since I care deeply about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is 7 okay?"

    • @thatpotato37
      @thatpotato37 6 років тому +20

      nice encouragement for the people who always have self-doubt :)

    • @XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX
      @XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX 6 років тому +3

      Lauren Kempenaar I probably would marry the person if a cute guy said that to me

    • @RavinOof
      @RavinOof 5 років тому +1

      umm

    • @evacato9643
      @evacato9643 5 років тому

      I would use take you out

    • @snowneedstherapy
      @snowneedstherapy 2 роки тому +1

      that's- that's actually good

  • @ethangreger4484
    @ethangreger4484 6 років тому +230

    Lol, met this person from a friend of a friend,
    Mathew:I met Stephanie by walking her home after school every day while she thought I was gay and than asking her out and surprising her.

  • @electroracc1815
    @electroracc1815 6 років тому +122

    Matpat: Fat penguin.
    Stephpat: Thank.

  • @charliedionisio8408
    @charliedionisio8408 7 років тому +366

    "I want to get into your pants Steph." MatPat 2017

    • @sandrapalach2153
      @sandrapalach2153 5 років тому +21

      Well at least he did it bc steph just had a baby lol

    • @taragoldengamer194
      @taragoldengamer194 5 років тому +12

      Charlie D well he probably convinced her now that they have a baby !!!!
      😸😹😸😹😸

    • @mass.4397
      @mass.4397 5 років тому +3

      Charlie D n

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 5 років тому +14

      _"I tried. I did my best. I want- You know what, Steph? I wanted to be a winner for you. I tried to be a winner when it came to licking..."_
      _"Oh, god, you're coming at my eye with the thing!"_

    • @alastorlapid2365
      @alastorlapid2365 2 роки тому +1

      @@sandrapalach2153 Well, it always could've gone the virgin birth route, but i have doubts.

  • @LaurenTheorist
    @LaurenTheorist 7 років тому +355

    Remember when Steph was too shy to even show up on camera or talk much? Well, look at her now! XD

  • @kerahbundy5705
    @kerahbundy5705 6 років тому +218

    My life got significantly better, once I found out that Mat is a theatre kid.

    • @Ro-gp8lj
      @Ro-gp8lj 6 років тому +4

      Kerah Bundy New fan, huh?

    • @luckystarrock5034
      @luckystarrock5034 5 років тому +7

      Kerah Bundy maybe he was in the same class as let me explain studios

  • @KamieCraft
    @KamieCraft 6 років тому +170

    I heard a joke the other day about a pizza worker who gave someone a broken pizza. the punchline was amazing but the delivery needed some work

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind 6 років тому +4

      Broken pizza? Wha? How does that joke work?

    • @alexharvard154
      @alexharvard154 5 років тому +2

      Oh, sweetie, no

    • @evn3585
      @evn3585 3 роки тому +2

      That was amazing after a second of thinking I laughed out loud.

    • @KamieCraft
      @KamieCraft 3 роки тому

      @@evn3585 this was three years ago, my friend

    • @evn3585
      @evn3585 3 роки тому

      @@KamieCraft That doesn't mean that I didn't watch it for the first time today.

  • @duggan660
    @duggan660 7 років тому +386

    Person: did it hurt when you fell from heaven ?
    Me : Are you calling me Satan?

    • @deannabailey6610
      @deannabailey6610 6 років тому +2

      Colleen Duggan lol!

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 6 років тому +24

      "Well, Lucifer *was* the most beautiful angel, and we both know he'd have way more fun."

    • @deadaccount4425
      @deadaccount4425 5 років тому +6

      No I'm calling you a fallen angel cursed to walk the earth alone because you sinned once, yet humans HAVE MULTIPLE CHANCES, AND THEY CAN GET RID OF THEIR SINS YET ANGELS HAVE ONLY ONE CHANCE AND THEY LOVE GOD. BUT HUMANS NOOO LOTS OF THEM DON'T EVEN- ehm sorry about that

    • @eleanorkivi
      @eleanorkivi 5 років тому +2

      I crawled out of tutarnus

    • @deadlydemon2649
      @deadlydemon2649 5 років тому +3

      Piggs Life whenever someone asks me if I got hurt falling from heaven, I say, “No, but I scraped my knee climbing from hell.” 😁

  • @edselaceves8175
    @edselaceves8175 7 років тому +529

    The word of the day is 'legs'.
    Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

  • @andrewparker4218
    @andrewparker4218 5 років тому +22

    Pick up line:
    "you dropped something."
    "what?"
    "your standards, hi im Steve"

  • @jadenhinshaw7397
    @jadenhinshaw7397 6 років тому +137

    if you were a transformer you would be Optimus FINE

  • @jesterjacks3933
    @jesterjacks3933 7 років тому +421

    Dude, Dude!
    Your wife thought you were gay?
    lol

    • @bleet7874
      @bleet7874 6 років тому +22

      Lyric Landon so did I when I first saw him.

    • @howsekids9378
      @howsekids9378 6 років тому +3

      Me too

    • @howsekids9378
      @howsekids9378 6 років тому +5

      Until I saw gt live ( :

    • @bogeydoodle9426
      @bogeydoodle9426 6 років тому +9

      That's gonna happen to me one day. Although it doesn't help when I raunchily joke around with my male friends.

    • @trishmassingill9197
      @trishmassingill9197 6 років тому

      The Letter G same

  • @alexanderquinn75
    @alexanderquinn75 7 років тому +117

    "Eat me I'm organic" is my new pickup line

    • @ItsTripleAGaming
      @ItsTripleAGaming 6 років тому +1

      Howard Pinger how did no one say anything this CinemaSins reference after 7 months!

    • @Ro-gp8lj
      @Ro-gp8lj 6 років тому

      CINEMASINS FTW

    • @Sparc-qe1xp
      @Sparc-qe1xp 2 роки тому

      I understood that reference

  • @apocalyptichearts
    @apocalyptichearts 6 років тому +66

    Stephanie's traits :
    -Chicken Dance of the Year!
    -Best skipping singer of the month!
    -And so much more!

  • @englishmuffin7
    @englishmuffin7 6 років тому +17

    37:47 I died laughing at that chicken performance, especially when Steph hit him with a marker to make him get away, "Back, chicken! Back!" Lol

  • @alfiethepug2370
    @alfiethepug2370 7 років тому +527

    Pick up line " hey girl are you Cinderella because I see that dress coming off at midnight. "

    • @williamgilmour9628
      @williamgilmour9628 7 років тому

      Alfie The Pug y... y u do dis 2 us tho

    • @audbugaudbug3527
      @audbugaudbug3527 7 років тому

      Holy crap

    • @davidlucas4051
      @davidlucas4051 7 років тому +14

      Here's one for you, strawberry or blueberry i just want to know what pancakes to make you in the morning. :)

    • @kaesar4979
      @kaesar4979 7 років тому +13

      you could also hey girl do you like sales cause at my house all cloths are 100%off

    • @davidlucas4051
      @davidlucas4051 7 років тому

      super2 chris get out lol you got me dude :)

  • @smore9709
    @smore9709 7 років тому +281

    where's Mat pat
    Dare he is

  • @jesprenno
    @jesprenno 6 років тому +35

    27:40 mat has to be so happy he maried steph XD

  • @_usagi_kitsune_
    @_usagi_kitsune_ 5 років тому +19

    Craziest pick-up line I've ever heard: 'Did you sit in sugar? Because you've got a sweet a**.' Someone actually said this to me... I don't speak to them anymore.

    • @mrlol9283
      @mrlol9283 5 років тому +1

      Fem!Nightmare Sans I mean, I would’ve hit that. But from a dating perspective, sounds like an asshole.

    • @austinpersing3132
      @austinpersing3132 4 роки тому

      Cant be anything worse than what someone used on me
      Are you a mirror cuz I see myself in your pants

  • @cassidyrose811
    @cassidyrose811 7 років тому +149

    MatPat's story on the last truth made me cringe so hard my face sucked itself in through the back of my head and my head imploded

    • @caitlinr3327
      @caitlinr3327 7 років тому

      Omg I just watched that and can cogito this feeling is accurate to mine as well

    • @anthonybradley-dawson6572
      @anthonybradley-dawson6572 6 років тому +1

      Cassidy Rose lol I don't know why mat pat decided to use "smacking" sounds

  • @labluver26
    @labluver26 7 років тому +48

    If you ever feel like you've done something embarrassing, just remember that MatPat once pretended to makeout with someone in a locked basement at a friend's house and was caught by the friend's parents.

    • @sunstruck2298
      @sunstruck2298 2 роки тому +3

      This information will never perish in my memories 💀

  • @silentstorm2266
    @silentstorm2266 5 років тому +15

    30:35 "no we are too young for that"
    If only they knew that a few months later they would have a child themselves😂❤️❤️

  • @zoyas.8492
    @zoyas.8492 6 років тому +29

    Somewhere around the world, Mark Boesick is watching thinking "So that's the one that got away."

  • @bobtheblob791
    @bobtheblob791 7 років тому +184

    Are you wifi becuse I feel a conection

  • @barbiana9099
    @barbiana9099 7 років тому +155

    "I'm a trust fund, baby you can trust me"

    • @alimica
      @alimica 7 років тому +20

      I've been reading 'Common Sense' By Thomas Paine, some men say that I'm intence, or I'm insane. You want a revolution? I want a revelation! So listen to my declaration

    • @harmoniesforhealing1470
      @harmoniesforhealing1470 7 років тому +21

      This Is Just My Opinion WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS RO BE SELF EVIDENT THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL AND WHEN I MEET THOMAS JEFFERSON IMA COMPEL HIM TO INCLUDE WOMEN IN THE SEQUEL WORK

    • @silverandexact
      @silverandexact 7 років тому +13

      Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now!

    • @harmoniesforhealing1470
      @harmoniesforhealing1470 7 років тому +13

      Shea Pierson LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND AT HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO BR ALIVE RIGHT NOW HISTORY IS HAPPENING IN MANHATTAN AND WE JUST HAPPEN TO BE IN THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD IN THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WOOOORLD

    • @barbiana9099
      @barbiana9099 7 років тому +11

      Bob Pancakes work work ANGELICAAAA work work ELIZAA anD PEGGY THE SCHUYLER SISTERS

  • @cheesebreeze2
    @cheesebreeze2 6 років тому +67

    MatPat's chicken: Ba ba ba-cok ba-cok bababa ba-cok bababa ba ba-cok
    Steph's chicken: Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka
    Steph: It's not like I lake being a chicken, BAKA!!

    • @faithleah6876
      @faithleah6876 5 років тому +4

      Baka is idiot in Japanese right?

    • @sherrieknott5552
      @sherrieknott5552 4 роки тому +5

      @@faithleah6876 yeah. And cow in some other language XD

    • @khxdisneyfanatic101
      @khxdisneyfanatic101 4 роки тому +2

      I'm sorry, Steph, but Matpat's chicken takes the cake! both was funny, but Matpat's was more accurate lol. That's Matpat's secret talent right there. Making animal noises lmao

    • @khxdisneyfanatic101
      @khxdisneyfanatic101 4 роки тому

      but Steph's chicken, and Matpat's impression of it...will #neverforget😂

    • @invictuswolf
      @invictuswolf 2 роки тому

      Mat pat’s was so good

  • @chr9688
    @chr9688 6 років тому +28

    I have one
    "Someone call the police because you just stole my heart."

    • @mrlol9283
      @mrlol9283 5 років тому

      ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴏᴛᴛᴇ ᴢ PERSONA?

    • @butterboi4539
      @butterboi4539 3 роки тому

      Now give it back

  • @brennanchristensen6688
    @brennanchristensen6688 7 років тому +144

    "Oh your straight? Well so is spaghetti till you get it wet."

    • @hellospiderdraws5944
      @hellospiderdraws5944 7 років тому +13

      The Dude if any one said that to me, id respond, "is your D as thin as spaghetti too?"

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 6 років тому +10

      MineCraft and Makeup The pickup line only really works for lesbians trying to pickup straight girls, since nobody refers to a male's precum as 'being wet'...

    • @partypoppers4126
      @partypoppers4126 6 років тому +1

      * Oh, you're

  • @poods7937
    @poods7937 7 років тому +284

    Matpat: Boyfriend does my makeup challenge
    *uhh...mat, you're married*
    1:02:42 Matpat: girlfriend does my makeup
    *facepalm*

    • @KamenBeyblader362
      @KamenBeyblader362 6 років тому +6

      Pokekrusher 89
      I believe the joke is...They’re married, so neither boyfriend nor girlfriend.

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind 6 років тому +2

      Haha I didn't catch that!

    • @XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX
      @XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX 6 років тому

      Poods iiii

    • @maddieburns2289
      @maddieburns2289 5 років тому +1

      Poods it’s probably because often you’ll see boyfriend or girlfriend does my makeup not usually a spouse, usually the people who do it aren’t married yet so he was just going with the general title

  • @lannadellick1112
    @lannadellick1112 6 років тому +25

    I have one
    " Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see "
    * Cricket Noise

  • @jenneric03
    @jenneric03 6 років тому +11

    Chris’ answer to the “have you ever dated more than one person at once?” Was actually very poetic and beautiful. GOOD JOB CHRIS!!

  • @krista4862
    @krista4862 7 років тому +56

    "Hey baby, do you like Wendy's? Cuz with me, you'll never have to ask 'where's the beef?' "
    XD

  • @jellypoptarts4153
    @jellypoptarts4153 7 років тому +90

    I wanted to say that mat really WINGED the chicken impression

  • @hopingfordespair6419
    @hopingfordespair6419 7 років тому +82

    Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
    Enough to break the ice.

    • @VoidPants
      @VoidPants 6 років тому +2

      PrincessGamer103 hi! I'm Briana!
      (Jacksfilms Referance)

    • @mrlol9283
      @mrlol9283 5 років тому +1

      Joey? You’re hiding under a Junko profile pic?

  • @mugizara
    @mugizara 6 років тому +42

    40:00 that's more like a Japanese tsundere "BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA"

    • @tanu8711
      @tanu8711 4 роки тому

      And after the makeup a yandere

  • @gracehod08
    @gracehod08 7 років тому +103

    How most of my pick up lines go-
    Me- "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause baby you look like an angel!"
    Crush- "No, but I stubbed my toe on my way up from Hell"

    • @baltric1928
      @baltric1928 7 років тому +3

      ...

    • @ejmwhite6789
      @ejmwhite6789 7 років тому +2

      Did you fart fart? cuz you blow me away X3

    • @cmarkou5951
      @cmarkou5951 6 років тому +7

      When she says "no but I stubbed my toe on the way up from hell" say "...oh, so that's why you're so hot!"

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 7 років тому +25

    Only MatPat could take all the embarassment out of having to do a dare and turn it in to horror for everyone else watching the dare.

  • @carterwhattheheck
    @carterwhattheheck 6 років тому +52

    It's 12am and there are tears pouring out of my eyes while I stuff my bedsheets in my mouth to stop myself from laughing at fat penguins

    • @butterboi4539
      @butterboi4539 3 роки тому +1

      Cram a pillow in there if it doesn’t work

    • @lucknoob9131
      @lucknoob9131 3 роки тому +1

      @@butterboi4539 shove a car in there

  • @paigehud86
    @paigehud86 6 років тому +40

    Steph looks really pretty in this stream! (Not that she doesn't normally, her makeup just looks rocking and her hair looks awesome too!) Like honestly if I was even half as pretty as Stephanie, I would be so happy.
    Loved the stream, MatPat and Steph! Hilarious.

  • @jdevilshusband
    @jdevilshusband 7 років тому +36

    I got a pickup line. Are you a turtle because I like turtles

  • @justcomments7084
    @justcomments7084 7 років тому +283

    I use pick up lines irl...
    I don't get many girlfriends

  • @pokemong33kgaming64
    @pokemong33kgaming64 6 років тому +28

    Steph sounded like she was calling Mat stupid in Japanese (baka)🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @closesttopurple
    @closesttopurple 6 років тому +23

    what if stephs "first love" was watching

  • @tiara9503
    @tiara9503 7 років тому +289

    Dare: "march around the room and sing the song."
    Steph: "What song?"
    Me: "WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND."

    • @alimica
      @alimica 7 років тому +11

      HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN

    • @tiara9503
      @tiara9503 7 років тому +11

      THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED (I wasn't expecting someone to reply as fast lol)

    • @harmoniesforhealing1470
      @harmoniesforhealing1470 7 років тому +11

      Tiara HE SAID WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM YOUR DEMONS AND ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS

    • @allisns.8550
      @allisns.8550 7 років тому +6

      Tiara in choir when we have nothing to do, we play UA-cam on the speakers, and my friend played Welcome To The Black Parade and we all just sang loudly. One girl called us super emo and I said "IM NOT EMO IM EMU!!!!" 😂😂😂

    • @madst0d0n
      @madst0d0n 7 років тому +2

      Tiara I THOUGHT THAT TOO!!!

  • @jaybenjamin2404
    @jaybenjamin2404 7 років тому +42

    34:45 "flossing vigorously" clap and a half to anyone who gets the reference.

  • @Dino_In_A_Suit
    @Dino_In_A_Suit 6 років тому +10

    Guy: Hey! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Girl: No, but I scraped my knee climbing out of hell.

  • @zoyas.8492
    @zoyas.8492 6 років тому +37

    Hey girl, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
    No, but I scratched my knee when I crawled up from Hell.

  • @kurtikaimcfly7222
    @kurtikaimcfly7222 7 років тому +28

    Ahhhh man Steph is such a trooper lol. You can tell about halfway through the stream she gets super uncomfortable, then the makeover happens. Thank you for powering through this one, Steph! xD

  • @geedii_3703
    @geedii_3703 7 років тому +18

    'well, I thought he was gay" WHAT XD

  • @alanamarielewisgoosby1589
    @alanamarielewisgoosby1589 6 років тому +15

    "Capture everybody's faction" Is this Divergent and the guy was four years old 4 get it... 😂

  • @chr9688
    @chr9688 6 років тому +117

    Was anyone else annoyed by the fact that Steph's left eyebrow wasn't properly attached to the uni-brow?
    *Just me alright...*

  • @starjeti
    @starjeti 7 років тому +64

    Steph reveals her inner Paris xDD

  • @plan_at_the_septiplier8240
    @plan_at_the_septiplier8240 7 років тому +17

    "Do you have a weird habit?"
    Me: Well, I ship UA-camrs for a living...

    • @tylerdaly5395
      @tylerdaly5395 7 років тому

      Plan _ at _ the _ septiplier Relatable

  • @jocelyngoodwin4485
    @jocelyngoodwin4485 6 років тому +23

    Mat I fell so sorry for you about your embarrassing moment, although I can't stop laughing XD

  • @memebaltan
    @memebaltan Рік тому +7

    1:05:44 THIS IS WHERE THE CLIP OF THE GTLIVE INTRO COMES FROM

  • @xxcynthiaxx9921
    @xxcynthiaxx9921 7 років тому +100

    Matpat and Steph are relationship goals like if you agree

  • @Sx--F
    @Sx--F 7 років тому +32

    My favorite part is the fact that the #GTLive drawing is a sheep. It just, I mean, I don't think I have to justify myself.
    It's perfect.

  • @IceMetalPunk
    @IceMetalPunk 6 років тому +17

    Matt, don't feel too bad. My best friend thought I was gay for the first like 7 years of our friendship, and didn't realize I wasn't until I kissed her XD Us shy nerds tend to get that assumption from others.

  • @matteolesina8952
    @matteolesina8952 5 років тому +11

    19:55
    Steph: You wanna try on my pants? I think they'll be too tight for you.
    Matpat: -Looks at camera-
    Me: Shall we tell her, Mat?

  • @_mothmanslegs_
    @_mothmanslegs_ 7 років тому +74

    I found a good pickup line: are you good at algebra? If you are, can you replace my x (ex) without asking y? (Why)

  • @poopman2904
    @poopman2904 7 років тому +129

    A pickup line is "you turn my software into a hardware."😂😂😂😂😄😄😄. Oh wait nobodies laughing.😅😯😢.

  • @StealthheartDraws
    @StealthheartDraws 6 років тому +12

    26:14 I love when I just hear a loud "mm!" from Matt 😂so how's that thumb taste?

  • @colleen6336
    @colleen6336 6 місяців тому +5

    20:52
    Jason: 'It's not--'
    Steph: 'Um'
    Matt: **turns into monkey cat creature**

  • @vincentbedard4267
    @vincentbedard4267 7 років тому +59

    Me meeting a person for the first time
    Me: (quick , think of an ice breaker )
    Eh , fat pingouin ?

    • @LORdREDSTOneNR1
      @LORdREDSTOneNR1 7 років тому +6

      Vincent Bédard
      Try "Titanic", that makes a great Icebreaker

    • @vincentbedard4267
      @vincentbedard4267 7 років тому

      Might be an Overkill tough .

    • @rosem325
      @rosem325 7 років тому

      LORdREDSTOneNR1 * laughing no or doesn't

    • @Matt-tx2dm
      @Matt-tx2dm 7 років тому

      Vincent Bédard I

    • @Kylie-lp9wp
      @Kylie-lp9wp 7 років тому

      Vincent Bédard i

  • @shanecrowley3606
    @shanecrowley3606 7 років тому +19

    Favorite pick up line I've ever heard - "Is your name John Wilkes Booth? Cause you just blew my mind".

    • @Devyx8
      @Devyx8 7 років тому +1

      Or maybe Michael Bay.

    • @ejmwhite6789
      @ejmwhite6789 7 років тому

      Did you fart? cuz you blow me away XD

  • @CloudDealing
    @CloudDealing 6 років тому +13

    You're not alone Matt, I don't like two socks either, I just somehow end up with one off and one on.
    Also, 37:24 You won't regret it.

  • @swanson2830
    @swanson2830 4 роки тому +5

    1:03:05 Steph's turn to the camera has that look that seems to say "NONE of you will make it out of here alive if I wasn't on camera right now!" Sorry, Steph!

  • @volcanic0321
    @volcanic0321 7 років тому +19

    MattPatt : I really feel bad for...
    Me: Stephanie?
    MattPatt: my phone!
    Me : (face palm )

  • @brynleighduffy5837
    @brynleighduffy5837 7 років тому +34

    33:09 #sockandahalf

  • @UnicornLover-gs6zp
    @UnicornLover-gs6zp 6 років тому +47

    Guy: Did it hurt when u fell from heaven
    Me: No, my boyfriend caught me
    Guy: Oh....
    Me: Yea...

  • @thereisnotalotofpeoplehere
    @thereisnotalotofpeoplehere 3 місяці тому +2

    1:07:21 Ah, the origin of the Steph clip in the intro... Oh, the nostalgia!

  • @gabbyrathnam5209
    @gabbyrathnam5209 7 років тому +134

    Who else tried licking their elbow on the "lick your elbow while singing the Alphabet song" dare? Cause i did

    • @magiconic
      @magiconic 7 років тому +2

      Gabriella Rathnam Everyone did and whoever didn't is lying.

    • @Mollymauking
      @Mollymauking 7 років тому +1

      Gabriella Rathnam yep. Dont bend your elbow, flatten it out and do it!

    • @Hannah_Z
      @Hannah_Z 6 років тому +3

      Gabriella Rathnam I can actually do it, so that's MY weird talent

    • @pepperandnadia
      @pepperandnadia 6 років тому +1

      I can in fact, lick my elbow

    • @zoyas.8492
      @zoyas.8492 6 років тому

      Gabriella Rathnam I can't, but one of my friends can. Flatten out the elbow, not bend.

  • @juniperneff6889
    @juniperneff6889 7 років тому +12

    I think that the funniest part about the whole make-up situation is that MatPat is probably really good with the stuff, having had a musical theatre major and all.

  • @bexonYTx
    @bexonYTx Рік тому +6

    I finally found it. The stream that had the part that follows mat beating up a box in the current opening.

  • @frawgs
    @frawgs 6 років тому +31

    i have a bunch of chat up lines, because of my cringey friends!
    "are you a weeping angel, 'cause i can't seem to take my eyes off you."
    "is your dad god? 'cause he put the stars in your eyes."
    "if you were an angle, you'd be acute one."
    i hate my friends.

  • @exroxy3122
    @exroxy3122 7 років тому +12

    56:47 yes....MY FAMILY

  • @EnderSheeper
    @EnderSheeper 7 років тому +38

    23:03
    At that moment, I started shipping Chrason, and I don't care who disagrees.

  • @bridge_battler
    @bridge_battler 6 років тому +14

    I have a weird talent of remembering peoples birthdays...

  • @ultrachoccymilk5641
    @ultrachoccymilk5641 4 місяці тому +6

    Thank you matpat for 13 great years!

  • @accidentboi.2263
    @accidentboi.2263 7 років тому +70

    "I like winners!"
    So, the opposite of MatPat?

  • @Sx--F
    @Sx--F 7 років тому +31

    Are you good at science? Cause, baby, we got chemistry.
    Why I question my life.

  • @iwuvmonika5559
    @iwuvmonika5559 4 роки тому +7

    Mat : *actually tries to sound like a chicken*
    Steph : *becomes a tsundere*

  • @mikkurzhal7390
    @mikkurzhal7390 6 років тому +17

    Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.

  • @thomastainter1709
    @thomastainter1709 7 років тому +65

    Did you hit your head on the way down from heaven? cause it looks... just....... so bad :3

    • @ejmwhite6789
      @ejmwhite6789 7 років тому +8

      Did you fart? cuz you blow me away X3

    • @zoyas.8492
      @zoyas.8492 6 років тому +1

      No, I scratched my knee when I crawled up from hell, though.

  • @musiclover123681
    @musiclover123681 7 років тому +49

    My pickup line: you smell better awake

    • @bornkst8078
      @bornkst8078 7 років тому +4

      Chibi Miyuna I snorted so hard when I read that😂

    • @ejmwhite6789
      @ejmwhite6789 7 років тому +4

      Heres one: Did you fart? Cuz you blow me away X3

    • @dracocraft9817
      @dracocraft9817 6 років тому

      EJM White did you get that from the fnaf dating sim episode because foxy said that

  • @toucannfroot9107
    @toucannfroot9107 6 років тому +5

    Craziest pickup line ever:
    Are you from KFC, cause you're finger lickin' good!

  • @slurmophidalfellatroskob
    @slurmophidalfellatroskob 4 місяці тому +2

    Oh noooooooo 😭 You can literally hear Mat's voice tremble when he's recounting that last story - on the bright side, at least he had the courage to tell that story! If that happened to me, I would literally die of mortification 😭

  • @mynamewasunironicallyyuri973
    @mynamewasunironicallyyuri973 7 років тому +13

    Unibrow? #blamejason
    also 15:50

  • @n8glo
    @n8glo 7 років тому +42

    I already had two "backups" before this video.
    = ) Hahahahaaa... heh

  • @hannachan2524
    @hannachan2524 6 років тому +11

    Pick-up lines:
    1. *a guy walks up stairs to a girl*
    Guy: *out of breath* I don't know what takes my breath away more, the stairs *quick switch to sexy voice* or you?😏😘
    2. Girl: I have a boo boo on my lip! Can you kiss it better? (I love the use of "boo boo")
    3. Guy: If I could re arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!
    I personally live ALL of these!💖

  • @goodsamaritangaming1997
    @goodsamaritangaming1997 6 років тому +9

    Matpat's chicken sounds like pikachu with strep throat.