Fruits from trees? I have a kinda reversed mindset on that. I couldn't believe anyone could be selling (much less buying) makopa (java apple) at the market. It's a backyard tree that i thought everyone had.
So for a very long time I've been called a couch potato.... And this whole time I thought I was a man. I guess it turns out I have been misgendered and didn't know it
Are you trying to correct something about their desserted joke? The whole point is the word play due to deserted and desserted sounding similar. So, idk what you think you're correcting.
I did not get the Chernobyl one. 🤔
You know how radiation causes genetic mutations? So instead of “my arms sore” he said “my arms - legs” ))
@@Dizzyswoops Ok. I was actually thinking about that, but it just seemed too dumb. 😏
@@GROENAASMusic That’s dad jokes, they kinda supposed to be )
@@Dizzyswoops I don't mind dumb jokes, but there should be a law for how dumb jokes can be 😆
Not nessacelarry bro😂
THE DAD JOKES ARE BACK!!!
I'm so glad these are back, glad to see I'm not the only one who's missed these guys.
What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg? Hop in. 😂
Prism may be a light sentence for a rainbow, but it gives him time to reflect.
Hey!! Missed you guys!! Make more, the world needs a GOOD LAUGH THESE DAYS!
1:05 As an Englishman, I approve! 😂
Ha ha yes!
As a Scot I definitely approve 😂😂
@@boredweegie553 Haha! 😁
When the two cows joke was given two thumbs down, I was waiting for him to reach over and start “milking” them.
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The dad jokes are back!!!! Looking forward to the new jokes guys!!
YES!!!! IT's about time my bros
Welcome back! Love you guys.
I love the time travel jokes so much. I can't wait for yesterday.
Greatest hits:
Sammy Sofa and the Couch potatoes sing, " I only have eyes for you"
These are the best I've heard in a good while.
You dudes are legends of the highest calibre
I loved this so much that I had to retell a few to my family. They just looked at me with blank stares. As they usually do.
You did the right thing 😁
Hi there! So good you're back! The new car smell joke was the best one... and Chernobyl is pronounced like cherry.
Break a mirror & its 7 years bad luck.
Break a rubber & its 18 years bad luck.
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woo hoo..... been waiting for ya guys.
What do you call a cow four legs....
Daisy four legs 😂
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lack toes
Yaaay love these!
When at sea, where do Pirates keep their booze? Down the hatch and iat their homemade barrrr!
Yeah buddy, they're back!
I MISSED YOU MY BROS
Best joke in Ireland sorry I like the one about the Irish turkey looking forward to Christmas
i mean its better that you wash the fruit after picking off a tree before you eat it...
What do you call a dog with good eyesight...
Max 2 eyes 😂😂😂
3:22 LOOOOOOL😂😂😂😂😂
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You can grow bacon!?! You grow it on a HAMbush.
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What took you guys so long. we miss this content
Tell me why after the german shepherd joke, a Petco ad plays?
Because you use the free UA-cam app 😅
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This is why I you two 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Huh, in the end you guys gave another perfectly good reason for me to stay of TikTok, I don't know like FOREVER.
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My favorite was the deserved town one
Awesome!
The two things that hold water was good. Desserted streets was good!
"Well Dam"
Dead!!!!!! Elon Musk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you guys are the best!
Who is a card’s favorite pop singer? Michael JACKSON
O my goodness
And then I was a hit by a bus!
Fruits from trees? I have a kinda reversed mindset on that. I couldn't believe anyone could be selling (much less buying) makopa (java apple) at the market. It's a backyard tree that i thought everyone had.
as a father i endorse these two:)
There IS something that has to happen after picking a fruit off a tree and before eating it! It's called WASHING. Sometimes, peeling too...
About time.
What did the pig say to the bacon? You look familiar 😊
Time travel one and the toast one were better than the englishman in US.
Beet it
I have one for ya going back with your ex is like trying to warm up micdonals in a microwave
I hate how they laugh at their own jokes 🤣
I love it😅
I don’t get the British driving joke.
Time travel...good one!!
I divorced my husband because he's cross eyed. We don't see eye to eye and he's seeing someone on the side.
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It’s CHernobyl. I know cause I’m typing it with my toes
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What do you call a Jewish Cinderella? matzah-rella
And if Cinderella developed her own dating app what could she call it? Tinder-ella 😂😂
Wait, at 1:04 shouldn't the cop be pulling over they guy for driving on the LEFT side of the road? Or am I just completely missing something?
Uhhhh, let me get back to you on that one 😅
I thought it was pronounced - Van Gock. Who cares - he's dead.
So for a very long time I've been called a couch potato.... And this whole time I thought I was a man. I guess it turns out I have been misgendered and didn't know it
Let's go! 🧢
These are hilarious! Do you guys have any top favorite jokes?
ua-cam.com/video/Hf8VenJWAow/v-deo.htmlsi=Z_P0qjNrUT8cVF5g couple jokes in 😂
@@BrosinHats is it the "Heinz-sight" joke? I think that's my favorite from that one 😂
Does every Diet need to include fruits and vegetables!!!!???? ...Diet.... Not nessescelery
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Chernobyl
My face 😮 i hate photos. 😅 I'm peeing ..😮
Deserted*
Are you trying to correct something about their desserted joke? The whole point is the word play due to deserted and desserted sounding similar. So, idk what you think you're correcting.
I u guys 6 years old
Ye