To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
Can we just take a minute to give Lannan the respect he deserves. Also the fact that Ilsa just doesn't care that she is putting her boyfriend through absolute torture and that shower for Lannan at the end must be the most beautiful thing he's seen all day, along side his relationship slowly deterating infront of him.
To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
Aye Wasup y’all it’s my dream to become a successful youtuber and I would really appreciate a sub if you’re willing. Hope y’all have a great week and remember to never give up in life because you can accomplish your goals🤙
To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
@@gamerflmbestvideosoutinmyc7931 why the fuck you gotta compare games huh? and for your kiddish little soul go check the player counts of all games tomorrow
To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
Ilsa really looked to enjoy herself, covering you in egg and it almost looked like it was punishment for not doing the dishes that one time a while ago, 🤣😂
something to watch while servers are down :) we used well sourced free range eggs so no chickens were harmed for this video
E
To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day
My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
Egg
🥚
First
this is the most fun I’ve ever had ever
It looked fun you know just yeeting eggs
hi
If you see this your a goat
69
COOL!!!
not even 69 eggs.. wow lannan i cant believe you
I love u Mau daddy
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
Seeing everyone quit Fortnite for Roblox makes me happy
Discrase
Can we just take a minute to give Lannan the respect he deserves. Also the fact that Ilsa just doesn't care that she is putting her boyfriend through absolute torture and that shower for Lannan at the end must be the most beautiful thing he's seen all day, along side his relationship slowly deterating infront of him.
All I gotta say is 4:31
@@_-HIM-_ 😂😂😂 we dont talk about that
Everyone: NEW FORTNITE EVENT!!
Lannan: egg
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day
My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
I uploaded my Face Reveal.....
I hope LazarBeam gives up Fortnite and makes the full switch to Roblox.
So true
:)
ha ha
u like video
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
Get lost content stealer!
Hiii
Their shower drain after this video: *Thicc*
pls no
No
Peter is *Thicc*
No fu
@@RENNER7 I am hurt
She's not even smiling for half the eggs but you can still tell she's enjoying it
Yeah 4:31
“I covered my entire office in protective equipment”
*puts a sheet over an office chair*
*LAZARBEAM = UA-cam G/\RBAGE*
*I MAKE BETTER UPLOADS*
@@lightbreaker6875 don't ever did lazer beam again u nerd
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
Among us is dead
@@lightbreaker6875 your videos are as good as a shit you don’t know is there and only smells when you step on it
I like how he stops the madness and just says that was a sadness fart
I sow this video 1 minute after it was uploaded on my phone🤪
Ye
How dare you have the same username as me
Cool yo
“Lazarbeam suffering is a popular thing on this channel.” A wise man a wise quote.
"Lazar beam suffering has always been a very popular series" was this the quote you tried and failed to quote correctly
We have the same profile picture
Lannan: Gets 68 eggs cracked on his head
Egg Farmers: Are we a joke to you?
Hens: I will lay eggs to increase the population of my kind
Lazerbeam: We don't do that here
Chicken eggs go brrrrrr
To the person reading this comment, you are awesome and I hope you are having a great day.
My dream is to hit 10k can you please help me get there,.
@@slosandwich7287 idiot no
F A K S
@Dr. Hofnarr I agree 2 A’S
Ilsa the next day: "You want omlettes?"
Lannan: ...
Yea I don't wanna see any eggs for atleast a year
Lannan : 10:06
That better not be off lannans t-shirt from yesterday
Bruh 384 likes wtf
Aaaaand here come the bots
Lazarbeam: “That’s protein, that’s power.”
Me: THATS SALMONELLA
same
That’s raw chicken, if they’re good eggs they’re safe to eat raw
@@wyattclapp5384 you're right and you're wrong you can still get salmonella but there's a low chance of that
nooob
@@wyattclapp5384 you can still get salmonella from raw eggs.
It’s astonishing how good she is at cracking eggs on him 😂😂🙏🏼
4:31
Lannan: "you're a witch"
Ilsa: "do u wanna see heaven a bit early?"
Loll
Aye Wasup y’all it’s my dream to become a successful youtuber and I would really appreciate a sub if you’re willing. Hope y’all have a great week and remember to never give up in life because you can accomplish your goals🤙
"a bit" sounds like he still goin' to heaven early
lannan: "i can feel it in my belly button"
me: are you talking about the win or the egg?
I read this at the same time he said it like bruh
The look of pure joy in Ilsa's eyes whenever she gets to crack an egg on Lannan's head is oddly amusing
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 Yeah nice promotion, but usually only people with terrible content will make an act like this
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
i just like to see people be in pain :)
Charlie :D damn u one of those anime bad guys
"I just pulled greatness, out of my back side." - the Beam.
Chicken Little: "mum, where do humans take our eggs?"
Mom:
Epic
Lol
XD
Y E S
lol
“I just pulled greatness, out of my back side” - the beam 😂
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
RYAN YOUR CHANNEL IS THE BEST🔥🔥🐐
@@dufinscuffs265 LITERALLY, all his comments say underated 🐐🐐
The beam
@06 Jose Emmanuel De Leon bro can you help report this guys?
This video is eggcellent
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day
My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
LazarBeam is boring when he plays Fortnite. He will be entertaining when he plays Roblox.
I uploaded my Face Reveal.....
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 someone has an ego that isn’t accurate to real life
“That was a sadness fart okay?” Hits hard
Imagine at the end he notices that he wasn't recording the whole time
The Fortnite creators deserve to be in jail.
That would be the biggest Bruh
@@gamerflmbestvideosoutinmyc7931 Reason?
ah sh here we go again
@@Thestardude1 Don't ask him for reason just report his comment for spam and move on
It’s always holiday when LazarBeam upload
Hello Hecker, I Love Your Videos❤️
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 stfu
Fortnite is so boring. Play a real game like Roblox.
Hi heckler
never thought we’d be enjoying eggs being smashed on lazarbeam, what a weird time we’re living in…
Lol I wanna see ilsa get egged
@@mehdidaboss673 haha!
lazarbeam videos always make me laugh. thanks for making the best content there is Mr. beam
4:31
the way ilsa just piles the eggs on lannan's head like she doesn’t care is just so entertaining and hilarious
"I can feel it in my belly button!"
The pure joy on ilsa 's face is just gold
*LAZARBEAM = UA-cam G/\RBAGE*
*I MAKE BETTER UPLOADS*
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
All of the people above me are bots
@@Ieatclocks yeah lol
I can see the vegan teacher reacting to this in horror
Oh g o d
I can't wait
lol
Lol
The amount of suffering Lazarbeam went through to create this video I respect. ✊
We need a video of all the deaths in the door room to see how creative they were. Even if it is on the second channel
This is one of the best videos he’s posted in a while, it’s nice to have old Lazar back
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
And soon season 8
My dream is it hit 1K. I’m so close I’ll get a Ps5. Help me out.
L replies
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 god no, after the bullshit you have said in the comments, you don't even deserve an N64
When Lazar stops at 68 eggs: My disappointment is unimaginable and my day is ruined.
*immeasurable
You guys playing Fortnite remind me how easy it is to FaiI in life. Stop playing Fortnite and play Roblox to improve your lifestyle.
LazarBeam is more entertainment when he plays Roblox instead of Fortnite.
istgg
* my disappointment is *immeasurable* and my day is ruined
I like how when he playing the death runs the music is intense but once the cracking egg part it's just fun music
Lannan took so long on the crawling one, that the yolks on his face started to dry up lol
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
No
Her before this blows up
@@bruh6687 says the one with 400 subs compared to over 20 mil
@@bruh6687 damn ur content so bad I went to dislike and delete history
I'm unironically worried Lazar will die from this idea 💡 🥚 💀
Can i get 2.5k before 2022?
@@YoMateo. no
@@YoMateo. stfu your also doing it we both are actually involved in this 😅😂
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
@@YoMateo. ironic
that shower must have been one of the best showers of his life tho
true
You guys playing Fortnite remind me how easy it is to FaiI in life. Stop playing Fortnite and play Roblox to improve your lifestyle.
So true lol
@@gamerflmbestvideosoutinmyc7931 why the fuck you gotta compare games huh? and for your kiddish little soul go check the player counts of all games tomorrow
agreed
The sadness fart had me crying 😂😂😂😂
Considering how long he spends knocked playing with fresh, you'd think he'd be better at crawling
LOL
LMFAOOOOO
literally you would expect him to be better at crawling maybe thats why the creator created the map
the third map
that one there was a violation
"I just pulled greatness, out of my backside"
-the beam
Free guy was dope as hell. It would have just been funny if you beat ninja in the game for redemption for rock, paper, sizers. 🤣😈
*Scissors
I'm sorry I had to do it🤣
@@rileykilzer7498 respect
Sizers
@@rileykilzer7498 it is literally spelt cizzors
@@rileykilzer7498 his name is cizzors
legends say after nearly 3 years later lannan has not fully recovered from this.
Yes, head egg cracks
Lets see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current subs: 916
To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day
My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
I uploaded my Face Reveal.....
Eeee
Ok I'ma do what the other guy said sub to meee
Lannan gets hit with an egg: "Ow that hurt"
Ilsa: "Oh sorry"
*HITS THE SAME SPOT*
My favourite part about this is just watching my favourite UA-camr get suffocated by eggs
“I remember a time when lazarbeam uploaded everyday”
“Ok grandma, let’s get you back to the nursing home.”
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
ahahahaha
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 listen here u little..
Wow, same spammers
yep
I love how Ilsa was actually cracking eggs in his head😂
In?
@ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴋᴇᴠɪɴʙʙ I love u so much I wish u have a great day
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
Ilsa's turn to get egged
Bruh, I can just see Lazar going to the doctor and the doctor just being like, “How the heck did you get so much salmonella?!”
Lazerbeam is a true legend❤️😍🤣🤣
Lanon’s blood pressure was so high the eggs started cooking 😂😂😂
To the person reading this comment, you are awesome and I hope you are having a great day.
My dream is to hit 10k can you please help me get there.,
Um, maybe u can like stop begging for people to subscribe to u
@@slosandwich7287 no fortnite kid
Lazar can finally say he is "cracked" at the game
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
BOOOOOOOOO
Lannan: “Not my fault. Two deaths YEET YEET.
Ilsa: “but you touched it in the end.
Lannan: Not my fault it’s broken 😂😂
My dream is to hit 1K. When I do I’ll get a Ps5.
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
Bruh
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 hey bud, think you used the wrong bot account lol
This was in my opinion this was the peak of the LazarBeam hair paradox
Fortnite New Season -
Every UA-camr: " OH MY GOD KEVIN RETURNS NEW SEASON STRANGER THINGS"
LazarBeam: Fail = Smash Egg
so true
I love how Ilsa takes her sweet time with the eggs
Its called a girlfriend
Me to😂😂😂
Haha
*Ilsa breaking eggs with 1 hand*
Ilsa: iam built different
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
these bots are having conversations now?
@@brandoncamacho1868 idk they are upgraded now XD
Eggphobia. Extreme Fear of Eggs. Unfortunately, our dear lazarbeam contracted this disease in the filming of this video. He is forever changed. RIP :(
Damn lannan, your hair looked amazing before the eggs!
I thought the same thing
Anyone wasting eggs: *Angry people riot*
LazarBeam wasting eggs: "I'll allow it"
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
HowToBasic
@Bruh Bruh says the one with 428 subs
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 roblox is the worse lmao
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 For the a millionth time Stop HATING on people that play games you don't like.
“I just pull greatness, out of my backside” - the beam // definitely using that as my senior quote
27 year old Lazarbeam screaming and playing fortnite as his girlfriend dumps raw eggs on his head. Truly a brilliant time of his life.
thanks for lightening my mood during Sydney's lockdown :)
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
Alexander My guy your comments replies are filled with these among us bots and like these um S** site bots
‘Has 68 eggs upon his head’
“WE WERE SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS, WE WERE T H I S C L O S E!!!!!!”
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
Yeah we were so close
Dude grow up
If anyone’s confused about him being able to play during the season 8 countdown he record this before the end of season 7
I think everyone knew
Ok
exactly
We knew buddy but thanks for the info
@@bussybraylon1163 yes
the way ilsa's face looked after lannan asked for a hug was priceless.
No one: the vegan teacher “ You wasted so many Babies that could of had lives😡.” LOL
ik lol
ayo vegan teacher you cant bring them back to life
Lannan: "No chickens were harmed for this video"
Chicken at 8:10 : Am I a joke to you?
yes yes he is
Lmao
Imagine how pissed that vegan teacher is right now 😂🤣😂🤣
Thought the same thing while watching 🤣🤣
She gets what she deserves😂😂😂
8:56 IT IS A DIPOLODOCULUISSSS!!!!!!!!!
No one:
Lazarbeam: "I just pull greatness, out of my backside"
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
@@YoMateo. No
the fact that lazar is still going with the lipbite is actually legendary
Imagine looking over the fence and seeing a man getting like 30 eggs slapped on him
Lazarbeam options: play new season or get covered on eggs
I havent laughed so good in a while, bloody hell this was good. 😂
All I gotta say to that is 4:31
thank you for giving us something to do while hopelessly waiting for the servers to come up :)
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 compared to fornite roblox is dog poop fortnite is still gud but not as gud as minecraft
@@krypt9929 I agree with you so much I want to play Minecraft with you
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 dude can you just leave already
Is your life that fucking boring that you can't go 12 hours without fortnite jesus christ
It’s soooo memorizing watching eggs get cracked on his head
Mesmerizing*
yeah must be nice learning the eggs
@@tsyongajjar6985 mmmmm yes 😑🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🍳🥚
That one grandma "where’s all the eggs" What the employee has to explain:
“I don’t want your babies on my head!”
- Lazarbeam 2021
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
thats what she said
@@a1mav no thats what lannan said
I swear this has to be one of the best deathrun videos lazar has ever done 😂❤️
10:06 I absolutely lost it I hope more edits like these are in future vids
Me too
remember 100 family's breakfast is not wasted
7:38 imagine being the neighbours and seeing lannan just dancing while covered in eggs
Lazarbeam: Yea so I’ve decided I’m only going to upload videos I actually enjoy
Also Lazarbeam: (Proceeds to torture himself with dozens of eggs)
Ilsa really looked to enjoy herself, covering you in egg and it almost looked like it was punishment for not doing the dishes that one time a while ago, 🤣😂
I liked for 69 tome
The eggs used in this video would be worth millions now
Having over 2 lazarbeam tabs open at the same time kinda feels like a crime
@serry ciok poop*feces*scat
Can we all appreciate how Lazar deliberately tortures himself just for our entertainment?
for money?
For money...
For money
@@iknowyoursearchhistory For us ...
Taking a shower after this must feel like heaven
lazarbeam does so much for us, in this video he murdered baby chickens
i love how ilsa just cracks them on his head like a pan instead of smashing them :)
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
Here we have 2 reply bots in their natural habitat.
@@FizBliz lol yeah
Well, Captain Beam, you've pushed yourself to the limits for our entertainment
Again
Don’t worry, Lazar. Even though you missed the first day of season 8 we still love you
We got raging, we got crying, we got sharts. What more could we have asked for?
Eggs?
“I just pull greatness out of my backside”
-Lazarbeam 2021
This quote will define all of human history
This was the Day Lazar became a legend. People know him as Egghead. He also made an EGGcellent video. Like I mean he made really funny Yolks.
we like the dad jokes
" *I just pull greatness, out of my backside* " - Beam 2021
This is the reason there is a massive egg shortage in Australia right now.
It makes me happy to see the mullet slowly growing back
*THE RETURN OF THE KING*
Same.
@@YoMateo. bro what’s the point of self promoting. Jus grow an audience naturally my god