I gave birth to my viewers and only a few died
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- Опубліковано 4 сер 2022
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Edited by Slipp - / @jahn
Thanks to Cagelight for developing the Twitch chat integration and the baby questing feature!!!
I got really pregnant and gave a whole lot of birth to a whole lot of babies. Some were cute and some were so ugly they had to be punished. Anyway, follow me on Twitch :p
#gaming #funnymoments #streamhighlights - Ігри
I love how the baby conspiring to kill him was put in timeout but the one who called him dumb was publicly executed
Killing a great leader leaves him a martyr, but subverting his authority kills him truly and entirely
Hi
Not noot
Real recognizes real
;)
i love how he never explains the use of baby tokens and never uses them for anything
Governance.
Lul
@Ed Winters they do tho
@Ed Winters Where are you from?
@Ed Winters Oh, in that case yeah you probably dont get to know.
What were they even supposed to be used for
my favorite part is when he punched a baby into a creeper right after apologizing about leaving the baby with a zombie
timestamp please
@@jj02mc27 21:16
followed by him leaping down a hole makes that moment comedy gold
@@tzatwar and the scream😂😂
“Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense.”
He really took the phrase, “If I can bring you into this world, I can take you out of it.” to heart
The only heart anything was taken to was a sword to his children's hearts
@Nick Turn imagine self promoting some random video
Even tho I was left out in the scary cold world for most of my short lived life, then given to a creeper in exchange for your safety, I still love you mother and I am still waiting for you to come and visit me in the nether. It's a little hot there, but its fine
SOUPY GET OUT OF THERE, YOUR MOMMA AIN’T NEVER COMIN BACK!!!,
@@tomthestone1470 ik mother is never coming back but I cant help but hold onto the last sliver of hope, my brother
@@_soupy_cat_
Did mother come for you yet?
@@sugarpapaelmo2004 nope, I'm still waiting. Although I've lost hope long time ago. Me and the others have accepted our fate at this point and rn we're trying to dig our way out it's pretty tiring ngl
Better than the scary cold, I suppose.
I love Charborg playing with his chat. It's really cute, they don't even feel like real people.
That’s because we aren’t real.
We're all in Charborg's head. The accident was 20 years ago, he needs to move on.
@@heckermcheck8109 Sometimes a patient who has experienced trauma is forever changed, it's possible he will never move on.
Charborg, please wake up, your family misses you.
Wake up charborg
I got to be a baby on this stream and i missed my birth live so it was good to see. I love your ideas Charborg, it was such a fun stream. Born and died in the yellow room. Shout outs to my yellow room siblings.
I missed my birth in real life
@@GeneralLDS It's ok, there's re-runs of it all the time, you just gotta sneak into the maternity ward it's super fun
@@BalthorYT omg thanks ill do that
Could you see out of the bots eyes?
@@GeneralLDS both my parents missed mine
13:20 “Thank you mother you saved my life” top 10 moments before disaster
21:14
i like the thought of charborg punching his child, dashing to the side, and jumping straight into a hole to avoid death
This may sound weird but Char has the best videos to watch while eating ice cream in bed before you fall asleep, his voice is soothing and the videos are always long
I literally do the exact same thing, I never realized this was a standard practice
I have ice cream on the way ill save the video for when it gets here
You can eat ice cream in bed?! I really need to start living
I was eating ice cream for the entire video....that's nuts
oh shit i just read this while eating ice cream lmao
charborg: builds a giant torture facility with illusionary village to trick his friends into a Saw-like gauntlet
also charborg: "I don't know how to build a roof"
This stream was a wild ride, poor gxerman and other babies mightve felt super neglected but in all reality they were the safest. Charbo was a really....good mother...during this stream.
the situation with gxerman was hilarious. i remember seeing all their futile cries for help in the chat
15:00 i love how it goes from 23 babies to 17 in one cut then the next cut its 14
“Thank you mother you saved my life” proceeds to get laid out by a skeleton
I'm laughing so hard man
Time stamp????
@@amateurvacuumhad to search for a bit but 13:20
“Thank you mother you saved my life” proceeds to get laid
@@amateurvacuum 13:21
“i didn’t forget about you kiddo cmon, get real.” sounds just like my mom lmao
Forgets you at school, forgot you HAD school that day. (It's Wednesday BTW)
This was sort of like life as a hamster, if the momma gets too angry, she eats her babies
You don't have to be a hampster to eat your baby's
Rabbits also do this, but if they get scared. If you're psychopathically inclined, clap your hands or something really loud around a mother rabbit and watch how fast she fucking devours her own kids.
I guess the idea behind this is that rabbits reproduce really fast, so the mom can't risk dying and leaving both her and her own kids dead, so she just eats them to save resources and make new ones later. That's the best I can come up with, if not that then I have no idea why they would do that.
probably also to leave nothing for a potential predator to eat. Also, are you speaking from experience??
@@prometheas4089 yeah but it’s typically frowned upon. Not sure why
@@weaviler because babies are nasty. Eat adults like the rest of us
21:16 he pushed the baby towards the creeper to save himself what a great mother 😀
mother you cut out the part where you birthed me in the nether. dont worry i’m still waiting for you there :)
So you still waiting?
Still waiting...?
still waiting............?
@@PalacedDoop Maybe he is...
still waiting?
“But also it’s sometimes fun to kill a baby recreationally”
God damn
marfoosa is the best baby I'm so glad he survived until the very end
Bruh, where do ideas like this come from
The babies he births? I thought that was common sense.
idk man, but this shit is cool
From real life
Ur mom
He got it from ME. Yeah, I'm pretty much his best friend, we go way back. Larold and I
21:16 the best part about this is how he _pushed_ the baby *into* the creeper, and then ran away screaming.
I think the reason Char survived at 21:20 was because he already took a tick of damage from the creeper so the fall was entirely negated by the short I frames
The room of inmortality would be 250ms, dont think its possible
You should make this into a competition, seeing who has the least baby deaths and most baby tokens by the end of a time period
2:25 Bro this is extremely realistic because they made me sleep on a carpet with a towel that i brought as a blanket in Kindergarden
right? actually realistic lol
I had the same thing in daycare, I remember getting yelled at because I would never go to sleep
14:43 The way he nods to it is just so funny 🤣🤣
thank you kind person for liking my comment
It's okay the babies didn't die they simply were teleported to an adoption centre
Hands down the best part is at 21:10 when he punched his baby towards the creeper while screaming and jumping away. Poor soul of that baby.
24:03 - I laughed so hard at this after seeing "the dream move"
Chrbrg mixing up the fun room and scary room really shows that he finds suffering fun
How do these chat in game things work? I assume the babies are just mobs that are hooked up to the chat but then what about the babies that had skins? Are those ones actual Minecraft players or are they randomly selected skins?
ones with skins are people in chat who's name is the same on minecraft. If you use the same names it will pull your skin off the servers.
@@klayman2 Ohh I see!! Thanks!
Thanks charborg for giving us something that is not needed once again.
This is vile. Can't wait to watch it!
Char has the situational awareness of an actual 5 year old I swear to god he just completely misses the most obvious things that are literally within his direct line of sight. I feel like sometimes this dude just takes a second to look down at his keyboard to press a button to do something.
Charborg... I think of the constant weird ideas I have but mine go stagnant. You somehow have weirder ideas and make them a fudged up reality via video games. Never stop.
Love Charbo vids I can binge them all the time:)
Thank you for these wonderful interactive streams charborg! I was the Bob the builder baby, it was a short but fulfilling existence :')
21:15 I can't stop laughing as out of fear he punches his baby and leaves it to die to a creeper lmao
This video alone has the greatest quotes ever. Either from chat or charb
Just from the thumbnail alone, I can tell this is gonna be a good video
13:19
"thank you mother you saved my life"
*DIES*
is just one of the funniest things i have seen in a while
15:20 Chat reaction was immediate dread
Thank you rng for spawning me in. It was very fun to die in a cave in a baby explosion.
13:20
"thank you mother you saved my life"
**dies**
I think Charborg and ISP should collab, they have that chaotic energy
@@WeetabixGobbler Haha so true, ISP was using it way earlier but i noticed it too this year
first time viewer, this was not only a hilarious idea, it was very well executed. hope to see more like this!
This stream was so fun to watch and participate in!
This video was so much fun to watch, it made my day better. Please, please do make another episode!
Subscribers as a children of Charborg are really cute and funny in their roles :D
This is the coolest plugin I've seen in a long time. And the coolest Twitch integration I've seen since GTA V Chaos Edition.
13:20 the baby who died right there was literally saying thier life was saved.... then boom
I love how he reacted mid-talk when someone greeted him as their mother
21:15 "sorry about that" **proceeds to push into a creeper**
Reminder: when he found coolthulu there’s another baby RIGHT OUTSIDE and when he look outside the baby is gone and he later found a nother baby accidentally to only kill another baby and right after that got one newborn killed only to let the others eat raw chicken and then return back home to kill another one by the time that one is killed it’s 24 babies left, by the time he left the house there are 17 left
This is like the promise of the neverlands
Chrbrg has the most creative interactivity eith his viewers ive ever seen. I love it.
charborg with viewers are always entertaining
When he says it gets better you know it gets better
can we admire the fact some of you guys had such wonderful voices when you escaped your womb
13:20
"Mother you saved me"
skeleton: "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"
are we gonna talk about how one of the first babies said "brother i require protein powder"
and "please dont touch the squid"
not even 5 minutes in and he already lost one, dad of the year award goes tooo-
if i had a nickel for every time charborg led chat around with a leash…
At least fifteen centa
bro said "this is pretty par for the course with little kids" and showed the timeout hole and i was immediately reminded of the oubliette lol
All of charborgs 3 brain cells were fighting for their lives during that hay bale mlg lol
Charborg is such a responsible parent, he would never give a baby flint and steel
what a beautiful love a mother gives to her children
Lol, when this Intro and idea were hilarious and I instantly knew this would be hilarious
charborg really said "if i can put you into this world i can take you out" this stream, best mother ever
Someone get this mom some birth control STAT!
i really like the chat interactivity in your videos lol
He’s such a good dad 🥺
The most random minecraft video ever and I love it
21:16 THE WAY HE HIT THE BABY INSTEAD OF THE CREEPER HAS ME DYING
I love all of Charborgs videos so much
Never thought i would read a title this obscure from charborg.
First time seeing you god you’re hilarious and gained a new sub!
Love how the fun room is the cool one to hang out in but the cool room is the fun one to hang out in
I'm still waiting for my milk, mother!
People from the stream will know what I mean. (Hole baby)
Holy fuck nc silly!!! Ure still in that hole??💀💀
13:20 "thank you mother you saved my life" lol
Man, I need to start catching these livstreams.
That accidental hay bale save out of shear panic was the bests
Oh charborg. The only person who can create a particle accelerator out of dead children
13:01 that baby did a "get down mr president"
I swear this is just Onehouronelife but in Minecraft.
This was absolute insanity. Good vid btw.
With some math around 55+ babies died and like 20 survived. So 1 in 3 would live til the end.. great parenting just never have kids Irl. Please
13:21 "thank you mother you saved my life"
the arrow: bet
15:22 xD I couldnt stop laughing for a whole minute
"why so much death mother? All this place is filled with is the stench of blood and vescera" had me laughing like crazy😂😂😂😂
what an eye catching title mr berg
"Idk how to build a roof"
Proceeds to have a massive underground bunker
Why is this the funniest thing ever
Someone: The perfect title doesn't exis-
Charborg:
how is this even possible, charborg, you continue to amaze me
First effects of a furry infection. We lost him.
What
What
you know the video is good when right in the intro, you witness charborg who just golden experience requiem'd one of his own child
HELL YEAH ANOTHER CHRBRG VID
bro that hay save was actually impressive
"Thank you for saving my life mother" get's shot 2 seconds later.