Flat Earther Thinks He Can Explain the Stars
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- Опубліковано 10 жов 2024
- Eric Dubay show us how "perspective" makes us see a clockwise rotation of stars in the southern hemisphere. Let's see how good this explanation is.
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Near the town I live is this hippie named Segur. He’s really nice but my god he’s hopped up on something strong. He claims that aliens once took his fiancée (he was never engaged) and that his dog worked for Scotland Yard
A friend and I once asked his opinion on the flat earth. His exact words: “I’m not stupid. That’s total bull crap.”
hahahahahahahaha oh wow
@@blackhairedgoon8218 stole the words right out ma mouth m8
Mindy Auron Ello guvnor, please tell Segur we at Scottland Yard require the assist of his dog again. It seems there is a kidnapped lady being held in area 51 we are investigating. Cheers.
Well, then Mindy, the earth MUST be flat if a guy constantly high on something claims the earth is round. HA!
Christian P. Actually it proved that a stoned hippy isn't as stupid as flattards.
Stages of debating with a flat earther:
1)Denial: he's trolling, he must be
2)Anger: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
3)Bargain: ill try explaining so he can understand
4) Depression: I have lost faith in humanity
5) Acceptance: what a moron hahahaha
I've learned to just skip to step 5.
I’m still on number 4
6) Euthanize...
And we're grieving for their brain cells, the poor little things, being completely wasted on a flerfer :(
I get stuck WAAAAAY too long on step 3
Me: Nobody wears a scary costume at Halloween nowadays...
Sone kid: *wears flat Earth explanations costume*
Me: *horrified screams*
That is the most horrifying costume.
*puts on flat earth costume*
Why do I look so fat?
No kids are walking around with marvel or dc superhero costumes instead of monster
Waiting for the flat Earth horror film
@@Domnom22 Well, since it is Nanowrimo, someone should write that horror story.
So, people in South america, South Africa and Australia (which are all far from each other on the flattard model) can all see the southern cross, but for some reason they can't see Polaris.
Also, according to that beautiful animation, they should see the stars moving much faster than what we observe in the northen emisphere, which, of course, doesn't happen.
Wow, incredibile averti trovato qui!
Also, the sun and moon are visible 24/7 from everywhere on Earth along with all the stars.
The whole point of FE magic flerspective and atmospheric lensing is to make a flat Earth act like a globe. They have eliminated most of reality and called it lies. What little remains still has too many contradictions that they haven’t resolved. Anything they really don’t want to answer they dig their heads in the sand.
(They probably don’t realize that Ostriches are smart enough not to hide from danger that way.)
I can create a model of flat Earth that is pretty close to observable reality. You do it by doing a geometric transformation from spherical coordinates to cylindrical coordinates. At the bottom is the center of the Earth and at the top is the edge of the observable universe. If you want you can add an additional transformation along the cylindrical axis so instead of 45 billion ly it is a more manageable distance.
Such a transformation would automatically make light do its intricate FE dance to make the flat Earth act like our Earth. Light streaming from the sun above the Earth would fall downward and curve to hit the Earth horizontally at sunrise and sunset and not be visible at all from half the Earth.
There is a crazy point at the South Pole. Anyone who steps directly on it would suddenly surround the universe. But if reality is preserved at the singularity no one should notice. Otherwise you really might want to guard that from civilians. ;-)
@@zemoxian
You could do that, if you manage to explain how a ball of fire like the SUN woud project a cone shaped light (?!?) and how you can see the southern cross form south Africa, South America and Australia, yet, you can't see Polaris.
In other words, nobody can :D
ChristianIce
I can map reality as we know it into a bizarre dysfunctional little cylinder using a coordinate transformation.
Calculating the paths light takes would be beyond my abilities. I only had one course in differential equations and haven’t read enough on differential geometry or tensor analysis to do much more.
The point is that the mapping is possible. It produces a horror show of a twisted universe. The only practical way to use it would be to map it back into regular spherical coordinates do conventional calculations then convert it back into FE cylindrical coordinates.
It would be useless as a theory and easily cut by Occam’s Razor.
The scary part about flat-earthers is not that they believe the Earth is flat. It's the fact that they can actually pass on their genes that scares me.
Why don’t people ask the real questions? Is the space pizza stuffed crust or regular crust?
Stuffed crust. And this crust is Antarctica.
It has a cheesy crust full of FE idiots
you got it in one !
Deforestation Nation stuffed crust it's full of anti matter
Far more important:
* Italian Style (hmmmm)
or
* American Style (... not so hmm)
Personal preference. But still an important question.
Greek scientist (has absolutely no technology): The Earth is a sphere due to lunar eclipses having a circular shadow on the moon, and the moon is a sphere.
Eratosthenes: I will use shadows to calculate the circumference of the Earth.
Modern-day(with technology): Horizon looks flat to me, therefore, the Earth is flat and I won't prove it, and say you're wrong.
Something went wrong somewhere.
Yea, the internet was invented creating a platform where the FE idiots could spew their crap.
Shit we are going backwards
We started teaching kids to pass a test and not why those are the answers and how we figured it out.
"Something went wrong somewhere" I lol'd :)
@@johngaltline9933 Also homeschooling and schools run by churches.
I wonder if the earth thinks humans are flat...
@Diogenes TheDog Earth can think, obviously
@Diogenes TheDog the oblate spheriod of a planet we live on, and direct one's mind toward someone or something; use one's mind actively to form connected ideas.
Noone knows what “jokes” mean?
not now please.
@Diogenes TheDog r/woosh
Do flat earthers in the Southern Hemisphere think the dome rotates around the south celestial pole? Or do they just ignore what they can see in favor of what the Northern Hemisphere flat earthers see?
Are there flattards in the Southern hemisphere??
@@googleeatsdicks it really is, i only know of some north americans and some brits. if anybody knows any australian, south african, argentinian or chilean flattard, please let me know.
@Young Thinker - iuvenis animo yeah, they are all paid actors, did you hear that fake accent they have?
@Young Thinker - iuvenis animo Is that a picture of you in your channel icon picture? If so, what is the rifle being used? I can't quite make it out.
Oh! You might try taking off your gloves before trying to type a comment!
Young Thinker - iuvenis animo I am quit familiar with Simo Hayha’s amazing record alone with the Finnish resistance to the invasion. I could not make out the type of rifle from the small photo. (Unfortunately I would have probably recognized him from later photos with his disfigured scar). I have several variations of the Mossin Nagant and an exceptional 1891 that shoots great! Years ago they were available in barrels at nearly every gun store for $40 each.
I thought it might be a joke, that is why I commented on typing with gloves instead of proving Australia exist!
Now I know who it is, I love your icon!
Subbed....your vids are exactly how I feel about flatters.
I actually have to give the flatters credit for my recent gain of knowledge in physics, astronomy, cosmology. I have always liked these fields but was never motivated to learn them more...until the flatters arrived. Thanks for your informative and motivational vids.
@@jr7556 I wish this were true. That people aren't as stupid or glory seeking as they seem.
But they are and it's really annoying.
That guy has no right to reference ancient peoples. Over 2000 years ago, greek natural philosophers knew he earth was a ball.
@Fat Tiger
2 demerits for using flerfer terms.. Sphere, not ball.... :D
@@scott_meyer Personally I say Spherical, Sphere implies perfection, and whilst approximately 0.3% imperfection is almost perfect it is measurably (since the 1740s) not a Sphere (plus, anyway, mountains and shit :) ).
globe or sphere, not a ball
@@Alen725
Oh, c'mon...it's a ball.
You look at it, you see a ball, which doesn't mean it's a perfect sphere, it means it looks like a fucking ball :D
@@ChristianIce I find it awkward when someone describe 6371km radius spherical object as ball. Basketball is a ball, Earth is planet.
I once debated a flat earther who thought the stars were falling angels. My IQ dropped 20 points.
Don't worry - that's just an emergency reaction from your body. You should get back to normal once the danger has gone.
Abdi Gedi Was your whole relationship sex and coloring books?
@@daerdevvyl4314 Debated, not dated. I think you misread him mate hahahah
MrRazmut Päle Whoops! So I did!
I debated a flat Earther, who believes that there's a portal to planet X in the arctic, which is why the government is "Hiding" the Artics , my IQ dropped by 500 points, it's now -0
Uh, Stick he has answer the South Celestial Pole question, by simply denying that it exists, like all Flat Earthers.
@KEVIN ACKERMAN Flat Earthers: _It's free real estate._
Nah, the south pole is on the *underside* of the flerf. Star tracks then work at both poles and the equator. It's just that crossing the equator is a bit of an acrobatic act.
@ I was expecting the link to be an interview or something ... pleasantly surprised!
@ So I've been brainwashed since I born??? Cool
It's nice that the goverment spent that time for me
The Lord of Lords, our God in his heaven makes it seem to appear so.
That's all the answer you need.
Whe you're telling them the Earths a spheroid orbiting an average Sun, yo
're telling them that God doesn't exist, scriptutre is entirely false, and that when they die they go away *poof* like a candle flame that's been blown out.
Address the real problem, not flat-Earthers. Lots of charlatans have government and wide-scale public support while bilking sheep for their money and children and power. Tax-free, too.
I actually pity flat-earthers a bit. I mean, I have never come across people sooo exceptionally confident in their own vacuous ignorance... It's sad.
You believe the ground beneath your feet is rotating, you believe standing bodies of water can conform to the exterior of objects, you believe that a pressurised system can coincide with a vacuum without solid separation, you believe in curvature yet can't witness it first hand.....Stop appealing to authority ! Listen to your senses ! Jesus Christ is the way the truth and the life ! Get with it 😎
HeavyMetalRuinedMyLife1971 you can see iT in the horizon dumbass
HeavyMetalRuinedMyLife1971 You can’t witness your own arsehole, can you?
@@HeavyMetalRuinedMyLife1971a hmmm? Can you see your brain? Can you feel your brain? Based on your opinion, it means that your brain DOES NOT EXIST
@@HeavyMetalRuinedMyLife1971a You people don't even have a working model after hundreds of years so please stay in your lane
Eric Dubay:
"The earth is flat because it looks flat, TRUST YOUR EYES"
Also Eric Dubay:
"South Celestial What? ...wait...NO! DON'T TRUST EYES! D-DON'T BELIEVE THEM! EYES LIE...PERSONAL BUBBLE...PERSPECTIVE...HOLOGRAMS
reminds me of several people who claim that Tesla said Earth is stationary.
but what he actually said was that "we can't tell BY OBSERVATION ALONE"! meaning, we can't trust our eyes.
there is no air because we can't see it TRUST YOUR EYES
@@richtigmann1 So how do breatharians survive then? (Answer - By sneaking food and water when no one is looking, and of course breathing the air we can't see)
Don't forget the magic anti-vision beams your eyes emit to create a horizon on a flat plane. Somehow.
>Earth is round and we just see it flat due to perspective.
>Earth is flat and EVERY SINGLE THING that proves otherwise is just an act of perspective.
Pick one.
NASA covered up any proof for the flat Earth.
And I must know - according to some flerfers I also take shill-shekels from NASA..
Aaaaah - all the pretty shiny coins I get to lie to you... Muahahahaha. *looks in wallet* *cries a bit*
Why don't you look into the parthenon of athens, just saying it's worth a quick look.
@@kjbyrd1113 Why don't you do physics & astronomy homework exercises out of a textbook? Learn by doing, not just by reading.
@@kjbyrd1113 stick explains why this argument is worthless. Please try again
This is a joke: The earth is a pyramid because how would the Egyptians know how to build them huh check mate. Edit 1: Thank you for 100 likes. Also the Earth is actually a soda can I’m sorry I was wrong.. the Earth is a soda can because how would Coke and other cola products have soda cans change my opinion.
BuildingDonut agreeseee
Wrong. Earth is coffee bean.
I love how you had to caption it as a joke XD
TheKingDagon108 yes because I’m sure someone would go, “You are stupid”
The Earth is actually a cube because how else could Minecraft exist?
Mercury = Round
Venus = Round
Earth🌎 = Flat
Mars = Round
Jupiter = Round
Saturn = Round
Uranus = Round
Neptune = Round
Pluto = Round
*Herp derp*
No, planets are just luminaries on the dome....
/s
Ark X. They would probably say that all the planets are disks and the one side is facing us all the time.
daer devvyl except that is true only for the moon, and not even for the moon is it 100% the same "side". :-B
@@daerdevvyl4314 😂😂😂😂
There are videos all over UA-cam showing the stars and planets as out of focus circles dancing around. The say that the only pictures of the planets are CGI created by NASA. When I show them the videos on my channel, they either move on or try to convince me that the pictures I took are fake!
I hate to admit it, but "do you believe the earth is flat?" is now one of my first date questions.
Ooh. That’s a good one.
So what's the "yes" percentage?
Don't forget to ask them if they are pro-vaxx or anti-vax, You don't want your child to have polio.
Any woman that dumb would believe anything you told her.
I'd keep their numbers in case you ever fancy a bit of something extreme. 😂
@@ElusiveFreeMan I like your way of thinking.
"Yes dear you will live to be well over a thousand years old if you (insert whatever fucked up fantsy you might have here) and your beauty will be celebrated for eternety.
So the stars and space isn't fake??? I can't seem to keep up with what flat earthers believe and what they don't?
They dont even agree amongst themselves!
globe IZ Truth How come we never see them debating themselfs and trying to disprove other flat earth theories they don't agree with ?
It's hard to keep up with someone's beliefs and there for arguments when even they can't.
Last I heard the government created a giant planetarium over earth. 🤔
@@MobileDecay don't forget the projector that projects images of tje sun, moon, stars, and planets.
Funny how they reference ancient people when even these people believed the earth was round.
They also believed the sun set & rose from below the Horizon..and that is the fact FE folks think they got wrong.
No just 'believed', 'knew' even
@kara perrio Well, they didn't have accurate time keeping, and the sticks would need to be 100+ miles apart, so to look at the shadows at the same time would have been tricky. Luckily, they could trace the shadow for the entire day and then compare the resulting shapes afterwards
@@entangledmindcells9359 lol have you heard about Aristotle from ancient Greece! He proved earth to be round, in fact he calculated approximate radius of spherical earth, which is near to that found by modern equipments.
@@shubhampreetsingh8630 funny how FE folks think people have always thought the earth to be flat..
If the earth is a space pizza, would it be cut into 8 slices?
Would it have pineapple?
Let's get stick in charge of the pizza earth so there won't be any pineapple on it.
No 4 slices
Only if they're assholes. ua-cam.com/video/9_sMmuKPrnY/v-deo.html
I would say 10 slices as only 8 slices wouldn't make the Earth big enough...
Square slices..
In my experience, ALL “flat earthers” have (at least) ONE thing in common:
None of them have traveled more than 500 miles from their basement.
@@starryzigdust3812 no 0.5cm will scare them
@Mossie Haywire, that is because the metric system.
That shows their lack of imagination in terms of the sheer size of cosmic dimensions.
@Greg Moonen aka morons.
@Greg Moonen I think you're right. Their lack of knowledge outside their beliefs makes broader concepts incomprehensible and scary. It's much easier for them to make up their own explanations for the things they're too stupid to understand. I wonder if we're related.
The flat earth society has members all over the globe
shut up dude
Lmfao
@SEB2000 it is 4 o's. it is r/woooosh
Vr Phone Gameplay hhhhhhhh
Say that again, but slowly.
(Going along with it)
Actually, you dont give ancient people enough credit. Ironically, one Ancient Greek proved the earth to be round and measured the circumference with relatively good accuracy.
Yeah i think he was only off by like 25 miles
Yeah but he didn't have a P900 so it doesn't count.
Stick talked bout that in a diff vid
Then they proceded to burn people for saying the earth was round.
Don't get me wrong, there were _some_ really amazing discoveries. But you should definitely trust scientists today more than those from ancient times
@@lucaslucas191202 No one was ever burned for saying the world was round. No one was burned for arguing for heliocentrism either.
This makes no sense, why is what seems to be a grown man believes that the earth is flat! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!!!
Grown man doesn't mean smart man
Religion hasn't anything to do with it the earth is a sphere as it says in the bible !
Gian Park, they believe in anything simply because they lack the very basic understanding of rudimentary, 6th grade Physics and Geometry. Only dumb and uneducated people would believe in such nonsense as "flat Earth". It's either that or they are simply trolling for attention or some kind of financial interest.
or just plain F****** Stupid
thehappylittlefox aka benji Religion does play a part and just because it says it in the Bible, doesn’t mean religion doesn’t play a part as there are more religions than just Christianity, they are talking about religion in general and some Christians are flat earthers because they believe the Bible says so.
that's a good point but I have yet to find anywhere in the bible that says its flat everything I have read so far points to a spherical earth
Flat Earthers in the future:
"Holy shit! The Earth *IS* round!"
*Then proceeds to delete the videos*
- Professor Stick's Prediction
That would be them admitting their mistakes, and we all know flat earthers would never be a good enough type of people to do that.
That actually happened with the channel No Concepts.
ua-cam.com/video/69narlP5LLw/v-deo.html
I showed my flat earther friend these vids and now he is one of us, the actual people in society.
Flatties can't even provide a functional FE based map.
I remember one of them did once, can't remember who . . . it was a globe
He says moderation while I have my mouth full of candy
If earth is a pizza...
the stars are the pineapples...
NO.
Piss off
pineapples are for the strong!
No, actually. The flat earthers are the pineapples. As in no one wants them.
Blasphemy!
"don't get diabetes"
[Triggered]
Do you have diabetes?
@@JohnSmith-yw9nk yes
Huzza...we can make a club
@@godlessengineer Sorry about that.
@@sphaera2520 "we can make a club"
[Triggered!]
I'm a fur seal!
I'm beginning to think that the people flat earthers are trying to convince are themselves.
I'm beginning to think, that flat earthers are not the brightest stars on the night sky...
@@robertnett9793 😂😂
Of course, like any paranoid schizophrenic.
@@robertnett9793 Brightest stars, in SPACE above the SPHERICAL EARTH.
@@superkamiguru6856 : That depends on who you ask. They might say something like
"Not the biggest (and thus brightest) holes god poked in the dome above the earth"...
Many of us need to thank flerfers for motivating us to go back and review physics and math we’ve learned at a younger age and also for filling gaps, acquiring new knowledge.
eventually flat earthers will stop believing that anything outside their front door exists because everything contradicts their narrative.
Svetlin Totev if it keeps them off the streets that can only be a good thing.
We could just kill them...
@@johnbiggscr That's not good at all. That means more time on the internet.
The sad thing is they will *ADAMANTLY* insist that they have gone out, done their research, all that shit...
love u Prof S...... From South Africa
And we South Africans are all witnesses to the second circle.
I'm really happy professor stick is active in the chat, he has earned even more respect for me. Stick if you read this I wanna thank you for inspiring me to choose the biochemistry course in university. Cheers.
"Space pizza"
With *Pineapple*
THE HORROR
Flat Earthers ARE the pineapple!
I’d like to think I’m an anchovy. Salty, and an acquired taste.
Does it come with pepperoni?
If the earth was flat... Shouldn't you be able to see Mt Kilimanjaro from Sweden with a strong telescope?
You could if it weren't for the dratted space lizards who keep moving it every time you try. Makes as much sense as anything a FE would come up with.
@Lumis Sappier I'm starting to believe that this FE is an elaborate joke. Everything that proofs a spinning ball is explained away
@@heavymeddle28 like what?
@@HeavyMetalRuinedMyLife1971a if you don't know by now then how could I possible explain?..
@@heavymeddle28 What I'm asking for is proof of the heliocentric model. Otherwise, our senses are correct.
"Flat Earther Thinks..." Aw, bless! How cute :-D At least he's trying, love him. More than most of them do.
Every time I see a video of yours upload I both appraise your work in putting these so-called geniuses in their place and fear just how low they can set the bar.
Thank you for doing something I never could muster the will to do.
They bury the bar.
Hello again beautiful stick figure.
Hello beautiful human being.
@@professorstick how is it in the stick paradise
Yay! Flat people! Space pizzas! Let's do thiis!
That "sky horizon" simply baffled me and I do not think I will ever have the imagination of a flat earther.
"Don't eat too much candy"
THAT is scary. How did you know?!
**stuffing my face with candy** yeah... sugars so... bad... **falls into sugar coma**
Ummm ... if the "sky horizon" is *above* flat but *looks* flat, then the limit of how much sky we can see, the horizon, which looks flat, is above where the Earth actually is, and that means the Earth is below that line that looks flat to him, so when he says "looks flat to me" he means it looks like the Earth is ... curving ... down?
Bro, hault right there. By amendment 27 of the articles of confederation, I hereby am placing you under arrest for using logic and reasoning to disprove a flat earther, what do you have to say for yourself?
6 words. OH THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD!
Ok. Just one question. If an extremely large earthquake happened. Could supposed "flat earth" be broke into 2 or more sections? Resulting in multiple Earths? Would the pieces still retain orbit? Could you potentially fly from one "piece" to another? Would all the seas be drained? Would we have multiple atmospheres? Could we zip line between them? That would be cool.
Did anyone spot his 4 observers were ALL facing south??? Yet he described the positions as the 4 compass directions. Epic fail.
Yep.
You know... we call it 'Epic Fail', for FlatEarthers it's just Tuesday...
Good catch.
Fgs, I have lower IQ than the average, but even I know that we do not move "through the space", we are moving relatively compared to other objects, if we had been in a part of the universe where there was no other points of reference, then we would not be able to say if or how fast we were moving, it had just looked like we was motionless in emptiness.
Btw, I'm not retarded, it just have problem with learning, it take longer for me to read and learn things, but I can understand simple concept as motion, it is therefore I often want to know how flat earthers wold do in a IQ test.
I'd rather have someone around who was "less smart" but puts in the effort to be better, than someone smart who is lazy. Especially when they're intellectually lazy, ie. all of Flat Earthdom.
I definitely knew that you were *not* trying to spread any FE bullshit after reading your first sentence.
IQ is not distributed equally by definition, but someone who recognizes and accepts his own limitations is far more valuable for every discussion (and society in general) than someone who cannot.
Funny how flatearthers think that they know more than all scientists in the world together...
Rex Kenny you grasp the concepts that flat earthers can not. Relative motion. It’s an easy concept to not understand if you’ve never traveled in a car, train, or airplane. Don’t sell yourself short bro, you understand reality. That’s very important
"but even I know that we do not move "through the space""
We are moving though space though, based on the information currently available.
(Going off the line of thinking you mean as a galaxy we do not move "through the space", because orbiting the Sun, certainly counts as moving thru 'the' space)
it sounds like you have dyspraxia/dyslexia or a similar condition.... i have both conditions and i too need more time than average to think,memorise,read and write stuff...along with some other linked issues....but because you are slower that doesn't mean you are less intelligent,you just need to take more time with stuff,same as me.Many IQ tests do not take people like us into account and generally are not accurate scores of intelligence albeit can still definitely be indicators in certain cases but only an indicator at best.
Your comment seems intelligent and otherwise I would not have known you to have any learning difficulty unless you said....
Don't ever put yourself down in life due to your issues,in many cases these issues can be a blessing and they mean shit about intelligence....for example I am studying a biomedical degree and im up to 50% slower reading,writing and information processing compared to the average person....
Go Stick Go!
I think you should eat MORE candy... You're so skinny, you look like a stick figure...
1:39 This is without mentioning the fact that he's already even more wrong because the constellations don't all go around the Earth perfectly, hell, a bunch of them either aren't visible from certain hemispheres ever or only appear during certain times of the years.
Funfact we have all changed horoscopes. Everyone is a month different to centuries ago. So a Leo is no longer a Leo. Constellations have wondered.
@@AngelEmfrbl This comment confuses me on so many levels, worsened by the fact that I don't know if this is true or if you're just joking.
@[S]-Riley Dunn Hmm. That actually sounds really interesting. I might have to look this up. Thank you two for telling me.
Rolf Jander Ah technology. One time I said the name of my town to Siri, and she (it) thought I was asking her for escort agencies in extremely crude terms.
@@daerdevvyl4314 ... now I wonder how your town is called...
Not sure if losing brain cells
Or gaining them
Ah, i see you're a frllow undertale fan aswell
*GETTTT DUNKKED ON*
I don't get how is any of their logic suppossed to make sense even without accounting for any belief or science... it's honestly hilarious.
I know you already said in the video you can just look up to fix the sky horizon issue... but I insist.
How the hell do you even make that diagram without realizing how dumb or nonsensical it is?? It's sad but so incredibly amusing at the same time. Saw this pop up a second ago and I clicked as fast as I could! Keep it up!
Discord chats from Stick be like a Call to Action. TO WAR!!
I just realized that in the flat earth model, circling around Antarctica wails take almost twice as long as circling the equator.
I was watching a professor stick video then a tab showed up :)))) thx professor stick
Notification is what they mean.
One of my favorite arguments is the zooming ships back from the horizon ok now go outside at midnight and zoom the sun back in 😁 I'll be waiting
Oooof got em on that one.
Great video as always, Stick! Love from Canada!(the so-called 51st state/nonexistent country)
oh boi. it's dubay again!
Dumbay
62 likes and 0 dislikes well thats a reason why you are a good professor
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Them flattards were busy wrapping tinfoil hats.
“I wonder if you would ask an ancient person for medical advice!”
Actually, many forms of ancient medicine is a huge thing in alternative medicine, so I think that these people actually would…
You've got to hand it to Dubay, he manages to be the perfect example of both the Dunning Kruger effect AND Poe's Law
“The earths curves don’t exist because i cant see a round horizon”
Air doesn’t exist because i cant see it
Me: you can see air if you see far enough, that's why mountains look bluish from miles away
Flat earther/air denialist: look, that tree 100 metres away doesn't have a haze, therefore air doesn't exist
@@desp8161 me: no shit sherlock it's too close for it to have a haze
mr.kitloin They can’t see their own asshole too by the way...
I can't see Black holes so they can't exist!
Once again, failure to grasp scale. The stars would look different every night if they were close. But the distances involved are, well, astronomical. We're talking tens trillions to sextillions of miles. At that distance, even an visually "tiny" change would represent massive distances. But flat earth nonsense always seems to boil down to not grasping scale.
As for how this guy states the stars never move or change, when they in fact do (the big dipper is a different shape now than in the past, supernovas, etc), I have no idea. Ignorance or deliberate dismissal of evidence to the contrary, this is a whole other failure.
Why would a flat Earth even need an equator or hemispheres.
flatearthers are humanity biggest failure , not even the emperor NERO did so much damage
THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
i never thought of the no up or down in space thing until you brought it up... holy shit thats actually awes- ima tell my new classmates when i move into my new school, thanks for giving me a chance to have people think i quote on quote "know everything"
I've had this in my clipboard for a few years now.
At the North pole if you look up the stars rotate counter clockwise. At the Equator if you look up the stars appear to be moving West. At the South pole if you look up the stars rotate clockwise. So tell me where in the skies are the stars moving in opposite directions?
Nice to hear someone finally cover it. Well done.
so are we going to ignore the fact that he said "magnetic monopole"?
No, we are not. There's no such thing as monopoles in current physics.
Oh snap
i know im late but...
can you please, please, PLEASE make a video explaining to the masses that traps arent gay?
why would he spend time talking about facts this channel is about making fun of stupid people
უწმინდური მამაო ღორმენ did you just assume this channels gender ?
Wait... they aren't? Then why are they attracting men? Don't you mean it's not gay to fall for a trap?
As a lesbian I feel somewhat qualified to comment on what makes one gay vs straight.
Being gay means a hell of a lot more than just "I enjoy fucking other women (men)" - it's about who you develop romantic feelings for.
If you're romantically attracted to people of your same gender, as in you'd want to be in a relationship that involves more than just sex (as in dating, marriage, commitment, etc) - you may be gay or one of the very many variations thereof.
However! Just because someone is turned on by, gets off on, enjoys sex with...etc that doesn't mean they're gay.
It's possible to enjoy a wide variety of sex with a wide variety of people and yet still be heterosexual (ditto and still be homosexual).
Don't box yourselves in so much.
It depends on the crossdresser. They can choose guys or girls. Making them straight or gay. But the guy who falls for a trap is straight. Cause what the other guy sees. A cute girl with a joystick. As for a girl falling for a trap. Enjoying a mild lesbian relationship.
I guess in a way, the more flat earthers there are, the better it is for you guys making channels dedicating to debunking them (didn't want to say laughing at them).
"Space Pizza"
Shit, now I'm hungry for some Earth.
isn't it funny that flat earth started as a joke, but someone else heard it, and thought it was for real
Why do Flat Earthers always assume the north pole is in the centre? Why do none of them assume the south pole is in the centre? What makes one pole special?
Because North is up, silly.
Haven't you ever looked at a map?
No, not those old ones where East was at the top.
Wizard Suth Well, among all available map projections, stupid them picked the one similar to the UN logo. They are damp wrong!
Wizard Suth Because no one in the Southern Hemisphere believes the Earth is flat. Flat Earthers all exist either in the U.S.A, or some southern parts of Canada, and a small minority of them exist in the U.K. That's it. Literally no one else in the planet buys into this shit. And honestly, many flat Earthers don't even think other countries exist aside from their precious "Murica"
"I think, their for I am"
Guess flat earthers don't exist then!
I could really go for a space pizza right now...
The ancients at least knew the sun, stars, etc. appeared to orbit the Earth. They didn't try to pretend it all stayed overhead 24/7.
My challenge to all flat-earthers with living parents:
have your parents PUBLICLY DECLARE how proud they are of you.
**Reads title** oh this should be amusing.
Flatturd got punched in the face again. Saw stars. That's his explanation.
Elon musk: Why no flat mars society?
Flat earth society: because mars has been seen as round
Me: MARS
HAS
LESS
GRAVITY
HOW
CAN
IT
BE
A
SPHERE
WHEN
EARTH
ISNT
NO WONDER I WANT TO DIE!!
Life is pointless to me
Don't say such things. Think about it - Flerfers are a really small minority.
I mean I saw a video the other day where even Young Earth Creationists basically said:
"You know what - you flat earters are stupid - you give us legit crazy people a bad name."
You know you should rething your position, when even the guys believing in a 6000 year earth an a global flood thinking you are bonkers...
@@robertnett9793Ok ok...
flat earth society: Well done guys! we got members from all around the globe!!!
im sorry i cant help myself but if actual people study physics and not drop out of school before year 9 (idrc what grade because brexit means brexit) people would know that if earth was flat and with 9.81 m/s/s of gravity, it would collapse into a sphere so therefore flat earthers are mad and I am sorry if i offened your earth creationist group but just study, then you know
Also also 4 likes, least 4 people agree i guess..
I like how his visualisation of the stars movement is centered on the observer and rotates with them. Somehow.
"Moderation guys, moderation".
Don't lecture me... *chugs large shake*
Your videos are awesome, please keep up the good work!
I love it when the good guys rip Eric Dubay a new one because we all know he’s too much of a coward to participate in any debates because he knows he’ll lose.
Thank you kanye! very cool!
Professor Stick is a star .
Aw.
Flerfer: "The ancients didn't understand anything about the universe, and I want to make sure as many people as possible today still don't understand it...."
Flat earthers: The earth isn't round!
Their model: A circle
*smacks head against desk*
yes
How was this comment uploaded 4 days ago
smacks head against against wall
@@issiahh he has perk
Strech3DLines
Oh god-
Whaattttt
Ha, space pizza. Id destroy that space pizza if it could exist at all
I got the diabetes
I have it too but I'm beating it and winning !
I got depression and digestive problems
Polaris is not the only north star.
It shares this job, due to the Earths wobble, with the star Vega and swaps over a 12,000 year swing.
0:57: Wait, did he just throw "monopole" into that description to make it sound sciencier?
6:40: The flat-Earth model diverges most from the globe-Earth model in the southern hemisphere. Curious that more flat-Earthers aren't from Australia or South Africa or something...I wonder if it's related to why none of this video's examples are set south of the equator...
Ok flat-earthers, where's the south pole?
Just saw rain during Halloween.... not very fun:(
Oh no. :(
9:50 Apparently the stars travel over the dome, which would cause polaris to spin across the dome...
Before that, they traveled around the dome but before even that... they were not on the dome but a flat plane directly above the dome.
If you need 3 different ways that stars are orientated and made up, asinine field of view and perspective to make your model work... you know that he knows he 100% wrong.
Ahh the great Eric Dubay! I've watched many of his videos! His amazing genius, it knows no beginning 😁
David Price Cannot tell if you are a troll or not.
I emailed a popular flat earther trying to have a civil conversation with him, but he was just a jerk.