The Splatoon 2 Player Therapist #4

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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
  • A lot of Splatoon 2 players deal with daily frustrations in Splatoon 2 games. Whether that be Splatoon 2 rage against the weaknesses of their weapons or players that don't necessarily cooperate well with them. With the positive reception that the Splatoon 2 Therapist received from the previous episodes, we've brought him back for part 4 to help out more players for you all to watch. From splatoon 2 salmon run to how to best prepare your gear for Splatoon 3, he aims to help everyone not only get better at Splatoon 2 but also achieve their inner tranquility. What are some of your pet peeves with Splatoon 2 or fears for Splatoon 3? Let me know in the comments and remember to subscribe to Alphastar716 for more content on #splatoon2 #splatoon3 #nintendo and other things gaming! I hope you enjoy my splatoon 2 therapist video.
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  • @Alphastar716
    @Alphastar716  2 роки тому +53

    Do you have any questions that you'd like to ask the Splatoon 2 therapist? Let me know right here in the comments! 😉

    • @astrapboy
      @astrapboy 2 роки тому +11

      I'm trapped in B rank and there are all these Japanese/Level 54★ who know advanced tricks like "jumping to throw off my aim" and I can't take it anymore. Help me how do I get out of here

    • @Kunari05
      @Kunari05 2 роки тому +2

      People keep confusing me with Toni kensa, how do I define myself and step out of Toni’s shadow?

    • @chaotic_44
      @chaotic_44 2 роки тому +6

      there's this dude who called me a tryhard with no friends, what should i do?

    • @gibbiesworld6101
      @gibbiesworld6101 2 роки тому

      I am somehow stuck on C when it comes to ranked battles no matter how hard I try. What should I do to level up?

    • @RAAAAHHHHHHHH
      @RAAAAHHHHHHHH 2 роки тому

      I always get so tired of playing and im afraid ill be burntout by the time splatoon 3 rolls around

  • @v1rogue945
    @v1rogue945 2 роки тому +81

    “Officer,right there, verbal abuse of the highest degree.” I died laughing

  • @fuhlash
    @fuhlash 2 роки тому +92

    I love how MPU increases range for the e-liter and not the damage 😂

  • @nathan5454
    @nathan5454 2 роки тому +7

    "Then your socialisation is more messed up than your fashion priorities" that’s me in real life, never has someone better described me in that aspect.

  • @kibbets2911
    @kibbets2911 2 роки тому +42

    Question for the therapist: I love playing blob because of the ability to use angles and hit people behind walls but everyone just says I’m a lucky spammer and uses a weapon that takes no skill. What can I do to convince them otherwise?

    • @katsoupman3218
      @katsoupman3218 2 роки тому +3

      Clip them, or pick up another weapon that isn’t as….. passive

    • @j.corbygaming
      @j.corbygaming 2 роки тому

      Ignore them

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому +18

      "Show how you killed them with trigonometric equations and detailed diagrams to prove that the blob is a good weapon." - The Splatoon 2 Therapist and totally not me.

    • @theadministrator.6632
      @theadministrator.6632 2 роки тому +1

      Say that any weapon can be used skillfully even if it’s brain dead.

  • @littleguystar
    @littleguystar 2 роки тому +15

    Something I'd add to the Splattershot Pro Discussion: I'd particularly suggest hitting them at the end of your range to get the idea. Not just "Backed up" I mean, the very tip of your shots should be hitting them when you first start. Don't get a Vanilla Splattershot close enough to you, back up so you still can outrange weapons such as those.
    Although if you see a Jet, uhh good luck I got nothin'

  • @earflapphat
    @earflapphat 2 роки тому +3

    I absolutely love the “AUGH! Your phone WALLPAPER!”

  • @j.corbygaming
    @j.corbygaming 2 роки тому +20

    I love this show

  • @Kizaco
    @Kizaco 2 роки тому +8

    3:00 she’s right like even if it has a good ability the fashion is horrendous like my god

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому +5

      When you're broke you gotta lower your standards a bit though lol

  • @samyourlocaldreamdemon3583
    @samyourlocaldreamdemon3583 2 роки тому +1

    With every patient the therapist needs there own appointment. More and more and more each and every time.

  • @KingPete_
    @KingPete_ 2 роки тому +1

    7:11 “You’re a try hard with no friends” XD

  • @StoryTeller796
    @StoryTeller796 2 роки тому +12

    Me: "I am such a nobleman, I don't really use MPU damage up"
    Also me: *Spams autobombs from a distance with Last Ditch Effort*
    Also, Question for the Therapist: for that regular Carbon Roller user I actually use Vunder, and one of these days with this therapist video you should kinda go more indepth (well, as indepth that you can go with this series) into the minds and lives of Undercover Brella players.

  • @GrizzDemon
    @GrizzDemon 2 роки тому +1

    When the therapist intro has camp triggerfish in the background.
    *Intense breathing*

  • @Shadesszz
    @Shadesszz 2 роки тому +8

    Loving it amazing content like always keep up the great work alpha love your videos

  • @JustPeachy738
    @JustPeachy738 2 роки тому +4

    Yes the series is back again!

  • @RAAAAHHHHHHHH
    @RAAAAHHHHHHHH 2 роки тому +2

    WAKE UP ALPHASTAR716 JUST POSTED

  • @snitmdow7194
    @snitmdow7194 2 роки тому +8

    I love this series :DDD

  • @ekanaanimator6136
    @ekanaanimator6136 2 роки тому

    Splatoon therapist: I'm getting sick of Nintendo Posting so many tweets for so many new things in splatoon 3 and they make me freak out

  • @UltraSquid30
    @UltraSquid30 2 роки тому +5

    Thx for entertaining me alpha I can really take a break from turf war

  • @TorayNix
    @TorayNix Рік тому +1

    I’m hope this series comes back one day

    • @Bria987
      @Bria987 Рік тому

      Same. I watched this series bc I was bored and it’s hilarious. I wonder how the Splatoon Therapist is gonna cure people in Splatoon 3 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TorayNix
      @TorayNix Рік тому

      @@Bria987 curing them from the Splash meta or the murder of Mahi for example

    • @Bria987
      @Bria987 Рік тому

      @nix9220 Lol. I can see that now 😂

  • @katsoupman3218
    @katsoupman3218 2 роки тому +1

    Okay: Shooters scare me. Those champagne bottles and Minnie Mouse wrapped presents from the devil beat me down anytime I’m about to go crazy with a stamp. And the fast ones are hard to flick, especially since my tent doesn’t come with any melee attacks… except the shield just shoving people into water sometimes, but that’s besides the point. What do I do?

  • @TopazTiger975
    @TopazTiger975 2 роки тому +4

    I suppose I've had this problem for a while now... I tend to use the same gear and abilities for just about every weapon I use. Should I experiment with other abilities more?
    Awesome video Alpha! 🐯

  • @elimburuma4754
    @elimburuma4754 2 роки тому +1

    2:33,I was wheezing for 5 minutes

  • @octolegend9259
    @octolegend9259 2 роки тому +2

    Hi Alpha: I have a game a fan game mode for you: point sensor hide and seek. You can use only point sensors to find someone. When you find someone you may use only main weapon and can only attack while the enemy is point-sensored. The team with the most kills wins. Thank you!

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому

      Thanks, could you post this under the latest fan video (if you haven't already). I only check minigames that are sent in that comment section. :)

  • @GinaXkiip
    @GinaXkiip 2 роки тому +2

    that discord plug tho XD great vid as always alpha!

  • @gabrieldeaguiar7345
    @gabrieldeaguiar7345 2 роки тому +5

    Question: I always try to improve my rank in Ranked Battles but it feels so slow that I can’t be motivated! I’m at around C - B at every mode, but every time I try to get higher it feels like a drag to even get one level on the board!

  • @noahemane
    @noahemane 2 роки тому +1

    I need more of this please

  • @unusedchannel20956
    @unusedchannel20956 2 роки тому

    5:00 oh you sweet poor noble soul

  • @theeclipsemaster
    @theeclipsemaster 2 роки тому

    That last one is actually great advice for me. Thanks!

  • @presentrama
    @presentrama 2 роки тому

    3:19 That guy got PTSD

  • @dearestmacee
    @dearestmacee 2 роки тому +1

    It’s been a while alpha!!, im happy u finally uploaded

  • @MJ-ok1bj
    @MJ-ok1bj 2 роки тому +1

    I've been having this issue for a while now. Why is it that when I use my krapid my main weapon I get 13 kills but when I use a clash blaster I get 30+.

  • @denisonthemenaceson
    @denisonthemenaceson 2 роки тому +2

    Ok, idea someone getting Burt out from the game but trying to not get rusty

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому +1

      You could play the game with friends or streamers to pass the time quicker at least maintain your skills.😇

  • @loliukasudrisgaming
    @loliukasudrisgaming 2 роки тому +1

    YASSSSS THE SPLATOON 2 THERAPIST 4 LETS GOOOOO

  • @slowman328
    @slowman328 2 роки тому

    You truly are incredible.

  • @fwatbwead1980
    @fwatbwead1980 2 роки тому +1

    How about a person who cant stand a certain mode, you know, like the one we dont speak of (c-c-clam blitz)

  • @airmilk7599
    @airmilk7599 2 роки тому +2

    I have a Kensa Octobrush addiction along with a carbon roller addiction and a kensa 52 gal addiction how can I be helped

  • @gustavocortes4925
    @gustavocortes4925 2 роки тому

    in the stream for the hero mode nozlucke you said that you want to give your characters some depht maybe you could send them to a therapy sesion just to present their personalitys

  • @sadredball
    @sadredball 2 роки тому

    I Have an addiction to the Kensa glooga dualies, and i cannot switch to any other weapons without trying to dodge roll!

  • @Strawb-
    @Strawb- 2 роки тому

    If there’s no new news reporters in Splatoon 3, I’m gonna to riot /j

  • @asharpiesniffer7553
    @asharpiesniffer7553 2 роки тому +1

    Less go a new episode

  • @jisha5393
    @jisha5393 2 роки тому +2

    The funny part is that 3 pures of mpu only increases range by 5% on liter, its pretty useless

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому

      That was kinda the lingering background joke behind the eliter MPU addict lol

  • @ultramelon723
    @ultramelon723 2 роки тому

    Your arguments against mpu actually make sense and might help me stop using it

  • @pyrix3639
    @pyrix3639 2 роки тому

    One of these days, the therapist will need a therapist

  • @nathan5454
    @nathan5454 2 роки тому

    I have a very simple trauma : the S+ matchmaking system. Most of the time I get it easy for a little bit and get my rank up (once to S+9) and then the matchmaking system puts me with idiots I have to babysit with four players on the other team that look like people who fell out of X-rank.

  • @UltraPoyoColt
    @UltraPoyoColt 2 роки тому

    Great content as always. I’m going to need some assistance with moving to the splatlands. New place, new tips.

    • @UltraPoyoColt
      @UltraPoyoColt 2 роки тому

      And I add a question: in your opinion, what is the best roller? I want to get back into them as I used to use them ALL THE TIME.

  • @1f0rgot80
    @1f0rgot80 2 роки тому +10

    I love how my phone says there are 0 views but 18 likes 💁🏽‍♀️

    • @idekanymore0721
      @idekanymore0721 2 роки тому +2

      It’s because you have to watch a video for 30 seconds for it to count as a view

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому +1

      A lot of people rush to the video as it releases lol

  • @JeanquaviousDrake
    @JeanquaviousDrake 2 роки тому +3

    alpha grizzco keeps under paying me
    i need help plz PLZ HELP I DONT HAVE ENOUGHT MONEY TO FEED MY NON EXISTANT CHILDREN

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому +1

      THEN AT LEAST TRY TO FEED YOUR EXISTANT SELF...

  • @Lilycatxo
    @Lilycatxo 2 роки тому +1

    My friend has been using the hero shot for 3 years straight with all special charge up abilities (legit she's never used a different weapon or gear) how do i get her to change it up?

  • @umichisan
    @umichisan 2 роки тому

    I would gladly teach carbon rollers a little bit of "Personal Space 101" in online battles at anytime given. >:)

  • @Sun_bubblezvibez
    @Sun_bubblezvibez 2 роки тому +1

    Cool,4# of the series

  • @ahornminze
    @ahornminze 2 роки тому

    Splatoon therapists, I always get haunted and splatted, even if I stay on the most hidden away places with my E-liter 4K Scope. They always take an extra route just to kill me from behind whil, even if I place 2 Ink Mines behind me. How should I splat everytime 20 inklings or Octoling, when I don't can stay still propherly on a place?

  • @K5634cvf_P.B.I.
    @K5634cvf_P.B.I. Рік тому

    Why does every video have something related to me.... such as the stick 96 gal deco who wants kraken to come back... a person who waited desparatally for splatoon 3 news... attempting to aubuse main power up... why does everything relate to me...

  • @nathan5454
    @nathan5454 2 роки тому

    Nobody needs that much MPU on an e-liter, two mains worth is more than enough and then focus on other stuff like ink-saver main or faster jump. There’s a point at which stacking MPU no longer has an effect anyway (too much will be useless slots taken by ineffective boosts.

  • @expr3ss0_latt3
    @expr3ss0_latt3 2 роки тому

    I'm a charger main, a dualie main, and a brush main. I always find my special useless unless it's a booyah bomb. I'm also constantly using ninja squid even with non stealthy weapons

  • @Splatmic
    @Splatmic 2 роки тому +1

    I seem to have a problem every time I go onto Camp Triggerfish i just feel triggered to start camping. What's the solution for this.

  • @Gorbini
    @Gorbini 2 роки тому

    Love the new outro

  • @BluVapour
    @BluVapour 2 роки тому +1

    listen I can't do any damage with my squelchers without MPU PLEASE

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому

      You can't keep putting a form of damage up on these weapons 😭

  • @ninja9tales43
    @ninja9tales43 2 роки тому

    I love this Sieres

  • @WonkOfWonkyness
    @WonkOfWonkyness 2 роки тому

    Woopsie, Missed it.

  • @DabinDonut
    @DabinDonut 2 роки тому

    Idea for next therapy session, a Duallie main that is scared to death of chargers.

  • @Mariku0
    @Mariku0 2 роки тому +1

    YESS PT. 4

  • @definehunnii120
    @definehunnii120 2 роки тому

    Mommy wake up alpha just posted

  • @CM_ChocolateMiracles
    @CM_ChocolateMiracles 2 роки тому

    Question for the therapist: I just swapped from turf war, and I've been getting more kills now. I thought it would be the other way around. Why?

  • @Maroony_Yt
    @Maroony_Yt 2 роки тому

    Ok, I’m might have a problem with spamming “this way” on salmon run when I see eggs out in the open. Anything I can do to fix this?

  • @sapphirx9850
    @sapphirx9850 2 роки тому

    Question for the therapist: I played the Splatoon 3 demo and it was very fun. But I found out that my main the inkbrush got cursed with the killer wail 5.1. How do I adapt so I don't lose my main?

  • @GoldenVictini22
    @GoldenVictini22 2 роки тому

    BIG question: i keep getting put on a team with people that have more wifi than grandma in the 1500s and always put against the top 20 sweats with their full mpu and kensa splattershot pros! what do i do thats not deleting the game and returning it?

  • @starstruck487
    @starstruck487 2 роки тому

    Question for you sir,
    What's the best way to deal with Clash Blasters? (Inkbrush wise)

  • @liammacpherson7301
    @liammacpherson7301 2 роки тому

    I keep trying to play support, but I feel like I'm too conditioned to octobrushes. I tried to find middleground with the nouveau but it doesn't seem to work. Is this even a proper support weapon?

  • @pugizzy14
    @pugizzy14 2 роки тому

    I do have gear with all mpu on it i may or may not use it when you play with asquidmin and 2 others on stream next time

  • @carmenrodriguez3849
    @carmenrodriguez3849 2 роки тому

    love your channel

  • @ItsOreo27
    @ItsOreo27 2 роки тому

    I never think about this but, what is the best ability to use with a charger? I usually never think of the abilities I use😅. Amazing and funny video, Alpha!

  • @CATLOAFMAN
    @CATLOAFMAN 2 роки тому

    I have a question for the therapist: I only like dark tetras and sorella brellas what on earth is wrong with me

  • @EngineerGaming.
    @EngineerGaming. Рік тому

    Make ink brush a little bit faster. I cant outrun the f-ing booyah bomb

  • @mightymoosegaming4887
    @mightymoosegaming4887 2 роки тому

    Question for the therapist: How do you think the bamboozler can be used differently from the other chargers, I'm a charger main so I'm very skilled with them all except the Bamboozlers

  • @lolbit0327
    @lolbit0327 2 роки тому

    Question:how do I get better with my trash aiming, and yes, I do have a switch lite so motion is near impossible todo

  • @stevenatyourservice930
    @stevenatyourservice930 2 роки тому

    As a mpu collector. I get insulted but I do relate to every single build

  • @millytheomegawolf6175
    @millytheomegawolf6175 2 роки тому

    Splatoon therepist, I have a problem. Suddenly, I'm not good with my main! I used to be pretty good with the original N-Zap, but now I just keep losing with it. Any Idea how to get my skill back or whats going on?

  • @glichfitchet
    @glichfitchet 2 роки тому

    dear splatoon therapist sir how do i get better at being a better team mate evan when i use my main i still end up at the bottum of the list

  • @That_Ducky
    @That_Ducky 2 роки тому +1

    there was a stream yesterday i was there but sorta ignored

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому

      When I'm talking with others in vc, it can be hard for me to talk with the chat as much. But I'm never ignoring anyone on purpose. 🙇

    • @That_Ducky
      @That_Ducky 2 роки тому

      i know it is an accident

    • @That_Ducky
      @That_Ducky 2 роки тому

      it can struggle sometimes to know what happens or happening, so i agree

  • @random_octoling
    @random_octoling 4 місяці тому

    I always laugh at these! Also who else wants this skit series to continue??

  • @kkristalist6024
    @kkristalist6024 2 роки тому +1

    Splatoon therapist, I keep having to fighting bloblobber players in clam blitz and tower control and I have trouble dodging the 48942752594 bubbles that are shot in my general direction, what should I do doc?

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому +1

      "For clam blitz, try to hide behind cover and look to see where the bubbles are coming from so they don't bounce and kill you. In tower control just dance around the tower's pillar frantically. " - Splatoon 2 Therapist

    • @kkristalist6024
      @kkristalist6024 2 роки тому

      Thanks doc.

  • @KainaWaina
    @KainaWaina 2 роки тому

    I once beat rain maker in 30s and won,is that good or?(I was with online teameats)

  • @AshleyN0421
    @AshleyN0421 2 роки тому

    hello alpha i need help, i think the roller got buffed and it got big bubbler?!?!??! WHAT MY MAIN I GONE!!!111!1!!1!!

  • @woodcat9964
    @woodcat9964 2 роки тому

    do me " i like the otcoling"

  • @apollo2291
    @apollo2291 2 роки тому +1

    omg i love it

  • @CroccyVT
    @CroccyVT 2 роки тому

    If you see this, hey therapist! I’m having trouble getting the confidence to go into Ranked- I’m Level 37 and STILL C on Tower Control. I’m just really worried about my rank- what should I do?

  • @trashpandatwtch
    @trashpandatwtch 2 роки тому +1

    Can I make it to x rank before splatoon 3?

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому +1

      It may take a while depending on where you are now but I believe in you!

  • @catsn3ks868
    @catsn3ks868 2 роки тому

    Hey Therapist sometimes I rage when I die in octo expansion can you help me

  • @Maskalto_was_taken
    @Maskalto_was_taken 2 роки тому

    How many times I will get killed on my inkjet

  • @SirNerdTheThird5143
    @SirNerdTheThird5143 2 роки тому

    Sad news everyone.
    I, am no longer a doctor.
    But, on the bright side of things, I have racked up enough cash to retire and get to play with a weapon I have recently grown to adore: The Custom Hydra Splatling.
    I have the BEST ability to ever have: Thermal Ink.
    Though, if I meet you again somehow, I will GLADLY give any medical support.
    (despite me being a doctor in looks, but not having a doctorate. But we don't talk about that.)

  • @ring_lemur8704
    @ring_lemur8704 2 роки тому

    every match I go into, there's approximately 2 52. GALS ON EACH TEAM!!!! and they always seem to have perfect RNG, do you know any ways to counter these minnie mouse stans?

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому

      Outranging them is usually the only way. Sadly, they have been blessed with a lot of privilege from Nogami.

  • @veemobear
    @veemobear 2 роки тому

    I use an MCU splatter shot pro

  • @jgn
    @jgn 2 роки тому

    question for the therapist, I main splatterscope, I want to main other chargers, but I can't play chargers without the scope, can you please help me with that
    edit: I'm addicted to the squiffer so I think I solved that

  • @TaeDVL
    @TaeDVL 2 роки тому +1

    I’m a doom fist main. Should I seek help?

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому +1

      I've never played with doom fist before so I'm just gonna say yes lol

    • @TaeDVL
      @TaeDVL 2 роки тому

      You actually replied. What a legend

  • @Leelee3771
    @Leelee3771 2 роки тому +2

    I'm not old enough alpha :(

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  2 роки тому

      Then you can always go to streams instead and join the pbs of others/ make your own for streamers to join :)

    • @Leelee3771
      @Leelee3771 2 роки тому

      @@Alphastar716 ok thanks 😀

  • @Honibun111
    @Honibun111 23 години тому

    Hmm faster the you can say Vimeo hmmmmmmmm sus (lore)

  • @octolegend9259
    @octolegend9259 2 роки тому

    Alpha, I need therapy. My problem is that I like Tenta Missiles. Please help me.

  • @saliuhalima8120
    @saliuhalima8120 Рік тому

    Please do more

  • @Vulcanfaux
    @Vulcanfaux 2 роки тому

    lol what,