GOP’s Impeachment Is DOA | Keep Jimmy Kimmel’s Name Out Of Your Mouth | Biden’s Young Style
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- The House GOP’s impeachment of Alejandro Mayorkas died in the Senate today, Stephen Colbert won’t tolerate abuse of his “Strike Force Five” teammate Jimmy Kimmel, and President Biden is using fashion to shave a few years off his look. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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The impeachment 😂 of Mayorkas reminds me of Giuliani saying, “We’ve got lots of theories but no evidence.”
Yet 49 GOP Senators voted to have a trial on no charges. Lol.
And they did it after finding no evidence for impeachment of Biden.
Mitch did the same thing!
Except they don’t even have a theory here. They’re not making unsupported claims like “Mayorkas is taking bribes from migrant caravans!” They’re saying “I don’t like the way he does the job, which makes it a high crime.”
The Repubs write and agree on a border policy, then vote down their own policy so Mayorcas has no funding or resources to deal with the border. And then they want to impeach him. Quite an elaborate setup. Geezus. They waste all of our tax dollars on complete nonsense.
Speaker Johnson at 2:25 _"I spent hours with the President on Friday; he's 100% with me"._
That should mean he spent hours with President Biden. If he actually meant hours with Donald Trump, referring to him as "President Trump" would have been borderline acceptable, but to call him "the President" is not.
Seriously these maggots need to stop referring to dumpy trumpy as president...he never was presidential
you know republicans can't tell time
They still think its the 1800's over in Arizona
They're hoping to gain statehood soon so they can impeach biden
You seem to forget that none of these people recognize Biden as the true president, which is why I don't think that was a slip-up. He really does mean the President. Also, that "president" was asked directly if he would "protect Mike Johnson", and his reply was "we'll see what happens"... on brand!! These people are idiots for still thinking that he cares about them.
Agreed, but it’s a play to the far right, to keep their support. He knows he’s lost Marj and Massey.
He is, like all Republicans today, wholly unfit to hold his office.
"For what CRIME are you impeaching Mayorkas." "We don't like him" "That is not a CRIME." "Case dismissed."
GQP: what are you prosecuting the former president for?
Not the Dems or Biden, the criminal justice system actually: lots of things with tons of evidence. What are you prosecuting Biden for?
GQP: reasons...
10,000,000 illegals and counting...good job Mayorkas and Harris...did she find the "root cause" yet?
His crime was not enforcing a Border Bill they refuse to vote on.
Unless you're Donald Trump, and then everything is a crime
he will fall soon
"Trump Derangement Syndrome" sounds like the way to describe those that support 45, rather than those that are opposed to him.
It's always meant that to me.
Exactly. More projection trying to normalize *their* psychological issues.
I said the only people that have TDS is trump and his minions,they stormed the capitol for him, willing to commit acts of violence for him, and willing to go go bankrupt donating or buying whatever he's selling.. Not to mention they'll believe anything he tells without questioning it first.
the uneducated are trying to use beer-hall rhetoric to flip the narrative on us. It's not going to work.
1. that's true
2. but i always read TDS as The Daily Show & that makes their comments hilarious
Stephen Miller. Seriously. How does he still exist on the public stage? So many of Trump’s stooges are straight out of a Dick Tracy cartoon.
Flat Earth Top.
Little Miller is an evil, evil man👿
because he is willing to yell lies about anything. They need that, because then they can repeat his lies as 'some people are saying'
Roger stone, etc they all look like villians from central casting!
He’ll be part of the administration pulling the strings on a second DJT dictatorship 😳.
When one compares Dr.Biden and Melania Trump in terms of style/look/fashion sense, there is a slight problem for the former first lady!
She never looked comfortable/happy to be there, while Dr. Biden exudes positive energy in bounds!
No amount of stylish clothes or form fitting attire can help overcome that difference!
Exactly.
Malania was the worst First Lady in the History of this great Country just like her husband was the worst President we ever had.
Imagine being married to trump. You'd always look uncomfortable and unhappy too.
Moronia trump wears clothes?🤔
Happiness is the truest form of beauty, and Jill has that in spades!!! ❤
Thank you President Joe Biden and VP Kamala Harris for doing a great job for all Americans!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
I'll vote for whomever opposes the clear and present danger of the Tr*mp.
If Biden authorizes the banning of Tiktok and continues to send weapons to Israel against the Palestinian people, he is going to lose thousands of votes, especially Gen Z and millennials.
right on!
Rfk 2024
no thanks, Biden is a war criminal and just as bad as Trump
It's even better when you consider Dingus Con's Troth Sensual post was mocking Kimmel for his poor reading of the "Picture of the Year" category at the Oscars, forgetting that 1) There is no "Picture of the Year" category, 2) Kimmel was the host, not a presenter who reads the winners, and 3) It was Al Pacino, not Kimmel, who read the Best Picture winner.
So MAGAhats, what was that about Biden and cognitive dissonance?
Excellent!!👏👏👏👏
They’ll just pretend it was purposely dismissive. They are so lost in their delusion that this guy is some kind of savior for them… they completely forget that he literally accomplished nothing in office with the exception of muddying up SCOTUS. If he had built that wall for them, would we have this immigration crisis? If he had actually cared about their pocketbooks, would that payroll tax deduction have been temporary? They literally learn nothing about actual policy then cry that the responsible President we have now isn’t going to compromise American democracy to please them.
Yep! Exactly.
Also, the mandatory line is not "and the winner is" but "and the Oscar goes to". But yes, he's a total genius.... WHALE!!! 🤣
“I’m orange rubber, and you’re glue, every trait I know I have, I claim is really you!” -DJT
The Republicans impeachment trial was as short as Trump's tryst with Stormy,according to her.
I see no reason to doubt her.
A Tiny Mushroom In & OUT burger! 🤣
Mayorkas should sue the Republicans for bringing such a frivolous suit against him, and for costing taxpayers the amount of those clowns' salaries for the time they allotted to his impeachment proceedings.
Yea but an impeachment is not a criminal trial, so it wasn't a lawsuit against him
I really fear for this country when people don't know the difference between a lawsuit and an impeachment after following 4 years of nothing but impeachment news
Agreed! The GOP needs to refund all the money used to set up and pretend execute this fake impeachment. Every one of their GOP senators who went in on this stupidity needs to refund the amount of money commensurate with the time they spent on this fiasco.
Making them stand facing the corner for 20 minutes is another option.
You have to be kidding . They perjured him like 5 times . He's a joke .
@@onthelake9554 Just because he gave answers that don't comply with reality as it is understood by MAGA doesn't mean he perjured himself. MAGA lives in an alternate reality where alternate facts rule.
Yep. 435 people X $175,000 each/yr X hundreds of wasted hours = A LOT OF WASTED TAXPAYERS' MONEY!
A real fashion icon: Jared Moskowitz wearing a Smurf tie to the committee hearing the day after Comer called him a Smurf.
I like how the late night talk show hosts are friends and support each other.
Even seeing seth on Kimmel is just great. I love their friendships. And episode 5 of strike force 5 is absolute gold. 😂❤
you watch too much television
@T.E.S.S. and you spend too much time caring about how others live their lives. Why do you give any fucks about how much TV I watch? Live and let live my fellow human.
Gay
Honestly, the GOP couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.
A very Brit saying. Are you a Brit as it's good to know that if you are then i am not the only Brit watching.
And as useful as a chocolate teapot 😂😂
I watch from Denmark 🫡
@@raybenstead2548 Could be Australian, it's a saying in regular use here.
dont you mean he couldn't organise a f..k or sex in a brothel ? from NZ 🥝🥝
Question: why doesn’t anyone notice that Jimmy Kimmel was not to announce the winner but Al Pacino did. Trump can’t remember or recognize people.
We’re talking about the idiot that thinks Nikki Haley is Nancy Pelosi and that she was in charge of security on J6, of course he thought Al Pacino was Jimmy Kimmel. Dementia Don napping before jail time.
Narcissistic sociopaths don't bother remembering people's faces or names.
I read that as a.i. Pacino and I was like "what did I miss??"
He's a dunce..
To be honest: Al Pacino didn't announce the winner either! 😄
So grateful to all of you on the Colbert show!
My mental health would be in the toilet if it weren’t for your wit and truthiness!❤😂
Don’t see how a guy that wears the same suit everyday could be considered a “style icon”.
No it's the diaper revealing tennis shorts that are truly iconic !😊
But what about the whole Tang thing?
The white ears?
The white around his eyes?
The flip-top ginger hairdo?
The bulging diaper bumps?
The reportedly pungent scent?
The sheer syphilitic aura alone?
Watch the latest “Lincoln Project” with Trump’s style 😂😂😂😂
@@justjane2070 yes just saw it - Lincoln Project nails it again !
Maybe in the sense that icons don't change.
where are those children that were “lost” while in federal custody because of miller’s border policies enacted by tfg?
Good point, although the children are not lost, their parents are the ones who are missing. It is really hard for 18 month old children to tell their captors who their parents are. The parents? They have already been deported.
Still not with their parents. Weird that the Biden admin just dropped that shit. It's like latino refugees don't matter actually
@@froglady7491..actually, children were ‘lost’, as in “we cannot at the moment identify which facility certain infants are. We are diligently investigating this matter.”
And remember, anyone under 18 years old was considered a ‘minor’ and housed in different facilities,
And yes, they were housed in cages (chain-link enclosures).
And yes, older children took care of their younger siblings (one eight-year-old was caring for her one-year-old brother)
And yes, many children could tell exactly who their parents/relatives were
And yes, many children were able to provide contact information for relatives living in the US.
And yes, parents at times could not ‘find’ their children in the ‘system.
And yes, this was horrific
And yes, Biden chose to continue this situation
And yes, Melanie ‘visited’ a facility at the boarder
And yes, her coat said “I don’t give care”
@@ernestgalvan9037 Her military-style jacket had the words "I really don't care... do you?" on the back in what looked like graffiti. Tone deaf to the end, but I can blame her for making the choices she made. Chain immigrant.
@@ernestgalvan9037....no Biden DID NOT keep the child separation policy. going...were immigrants still keep in "cages"... yep but no separating the child from the aren't anymore
Bravo for supporting Jimmy Kimmel.
"You keep my friend Jimmy Kimmel's name out of your weird little wet mouth" was a joy to hear.
Lynn your in MY play box GET OUT 😭
😆LOL
Jackie (Kennedy) Onassis was a fashion icon. And gracious.
Miller did say his lifetime. He was born 1985. Jackie really was a fashion setter though. From how she styled her hair all the way down to her shoes, women were copying her.
That she was.
Something Melania NEVER was. She was, and is, total plastic! 🤮
@@froglady7491 He still lied cause Michelle and Barack Obama were in the White House from 2008. Hell, even Hillary Clinton is known for her pantsuits.
True!!!!!
Midas Touch has shown that the Bodega crowd were ring-ins from the NY Young Republicans!
Of course, they were! All these Trump photo op drop-ins are choreographed with paid actors.
Definitely their first and last time visiting a Bodega. 😂
So was the fake crowd at Chic-fil-A
They looked like an odd crowd
He won't go near "ordinary" people.
Barack Obama is a style icon. Period.
That tan suit was fire 🔥
Hell yeah.
And Michelle Obama, they’re are the most in love President and First Lady that have graced the White House, and absolutely equals intellectually. I’m a fella and I think they’re beautiful together.
Straight up trump wife was the First Porn Actress lady ever. This is so Sicken. A Hard Core Porn Actress as First Lady
When America whent from Obama to Trump it went from class to trash
For anyone still, saying "President Trump", you need to think LOGICALLY. If he WAS still your President, how is he able to run again. 2 Terms Maximum! In your line of thinking, 2024 would be a THIRD TERM!
“Line of thinking” is not their strong suit...
Former presidents can still be called "president"... just most people with brains say "former president"
@@dceplay8
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY....DJT....!!!!!
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO DEMOCRACY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GOP/GQP.
You mean dementia joeke 😂
@@neal5068Trump mistook a dementia test for an intelligence test. Person, camera, idiot 😂😂😂
@@neal5068we can point figures all day. One day the ppl will realize both suck ass and both are puppets to the rich. I laugh at how pathetic and quickly ruthless we are to comment the next catchy insult.
@@ianmccombie2476 Its an age old saying ''divide and conquer'' A nation divided against itself cannot stand...
I thought Biden was supposed to be the sleepy one?
Just another accusation that turned out to be a confession. Next we'll find out that all of Donnie's "Executive Times" came with a a turn-down service and a mint on his favorite pillow.
I don’t know how you could stop at the tie. “…Expensive bespoke silk suit tailored to look like garden-sized Hefty Bag, and Leaning Tower of Pisa shoes.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂 True!!!
Did anyone catch the Lincoln Project’s spoof on the clown Republicans walking those articles of impeachment over to the Senate? It’s hilarious, and totally spot on! Great laugh! 🎯
YES!! Spot on!!
They forgot the casket they look like they should be carrying. And it was DOA anyway. 😂😅😂😅
That was funny.
Jimmy de bunked every point T made tonight.
Jimmy's intro killed it tonight!
Poor Gramps Trumpy has difficulty telling apart Jimmy Kimmel from Al Pacino, totally understandable... NOT.
I can't believe Stephen didn't mention the funniest part of the orange man's truth social post, where he confuses Kimmel with Al Pacino.
Excuse me Miller Time, but Jackie Kennedy was poppin back in the day. She had more class in her pinky then Mel could ever hope for. 💃
Every time I see Steven Miller,I immediately think of Colonel Klink.
Now I understand why Stephen Miller was on Fox talking about Trump being a fashion icon. These Conservatives are pathetic. They are always trying to one-up the Dems. 🤨
These Dems are pathetic, bringing communism to your front door
Its just more proof in my mind Stephen Miller is a gay honey pot.
Yup ! He's a little to to ill for me !
Dress him up well Steve ... in stripes
Looked like he was high!
If only they could treat Americans like brothers and Putin as the enemy instead of Democrats its rediculous 😮
“I spent hours with the president “ Huh! With Biden? What is it with the US who use these inappropriate titles? He’s an ex president! Never understood this.
Tr*mpists never know when one of Tr*mpie the Pander Bear's minions might be listening, so they pay lip-service any time they mention the Biggest Loser. It's their way of kissing the ring.
There are countless things we outside America don't understand. Now even less than ever before.
@@fabigrossi2976no we don’t understand in the US either, other than that trump supporters are delusional.
Disgraced ex president trump
@@marcosolo6491we make exceptions for teams from The Great White in these "national" leagues when they win these "world" championships. Oh 🇨🇦.
His description of a bodega is pretty good 👍
We have them in Texas also. You never know what you will find in those places, it's like a treasure hunt.
I thought “bodegas”were Spanish 10:07 10:07 convenience stores. Wasn’t that owner from the Middle East? So have all these stops @ fast food restaurants & a bodega gotten paid for what he ordered?
There’s a lot of talk about him not paying the bills. Curious🫤🤔
The word may be Spanish but anyone can open a small corner-store.
Thank you for defending Jimmy Kimmel on your show. I watch his show as well. Thank you for being loyal to the brotherhood of Strike force of Five 😂👏👏👏
“Day off which is good, I’m sure he needs time to rest after all that napping” 😂😂😂😂
Steven Miller saying that Trump is a fashion icon is like the blind leading the blonde.
Little Miller needs a tissue, to wipe the poop off his lips
We can all side-eye Stephen Miller, cause nothing he said can be true if anyone has lived from 2008 on.
It's like Jeff Dahmer commenting on table manners.
2:29 That list of "least secure jobs" was a riot!
Amazed that so many get the joke, seems Americans have become aware , thank God, of the lack of intelligence within Representatives and past Presidents So happy Americans are paying attention. Thank you Stephen Colbert and Team for helping us laugh through the pain.
Johnson said he spent a long time talking with the President but then it turns out he's talking to Donald Trump. That can't be the President surely; I thought you had to win the majority of people's votes to be President? When did he do that?
He was moving his mouth a lot, but you can't talk to someone's crotch.
In america, the electoral college determines who wins, not the people. Otherwise, Hillary Rodham Clinton would have been President and this shit-show y'all are currently living through would have been avoided!
You actually don't have to win the majority of the people's votes, hence how he became president in the first place.
He is only citizen Rump, not President 😮😮
@@Richard_Nickersonyeah, that's a major problem with the US so called democracy. From an outside view the US-system is outfashioned, weird and totally unfair. But totally sums up the whole US.
Colbert is a legend
In his own mind 😂
@@neal5068 No actually he is a legend already
@StudioLB lol hardly. Johnny Carson and David Letterman are legends. Colbert is weak minded left wing nutjob who would rather be political and petty than funny.
It's funny how Jimmy Kimmel gets under Trumps skin. He doesn't pile on nearly as much as other late night host. He is sarcastic and silly.
Rump can't understand the subtle ones.
The others, including Stephen, have delivery that can be interpreted as professional shtick. Donald understands performance. Jimmy’s delivery looks like he is genuinely amused by Trump’s irrational behavior, and his responses are a bit more like teasing. I think that triggers Trump more.
Why couldn't I find this video last night!!! I need my stories before bed!!!! Kimmel was right on time!!!!
For me, that is where UA-cam comes in the day after.
"weird little wet mouth" 😂...I'm using that
And the GOP adds one more loss to their board. How many is that now?
They're gonna get tired of losing.
Yes
All of them?
@@scottkidwell3601 Nah they got one in successfully voting trump into office and the rest have gone to dems. You know the only thing conservatives love more than betting on an underdog is BEING the underdog they're betting on. That's why they can't drop it.
You'd have to express the amount as a limit function... 'as n approaches infinity...'.
What legislative business? The GOP hasn’t done a lick of work for 8 years
OK, who else burst out laughing when Miller yelled out "The most stylish President and First Lady in our lifetimes are Donald Trump and Melania Trump"? Best laugh I've had in months.
Also, since he brought back "Whale!", I'm surprised Colbert missed the chance to mention Russia's ramshackle attempt at a new drone jammer, if only so he could describe it as "Is potato".
Why is Steven miller not on trail for insurrection?
Because the prosecutors don’t want to have to be near him in court. Plus, they know that the harshest punishment is having to be Stephen Miller. 😱
Can you prosecute a vampire?
He keeps moving his coffin.
Never again! Vote Blue. 💙
M 🦘🏏😎
💙✔️💙✔️😎💙😎
Vote Trump!
@@newname9064 No. Never.
@@newname9064 - I will never do that.
Trump 2024.
It’s disgusting that they call him “the president” like he’s still in office.
"...Strike Force Five"
[insert thunderclaps]
Repugnicants: WAAA! We want a trial too!!!
*_📢 Individual 1 for Prison 2024_*
Fascists' School of Elocution
"IF YOU STOP SHOUTING, THE PEOPLE START DOUBTING."
Don’t forget the “oil burners” and “metal sponges” the bodega’s sell to all the crackheads. 🤦🏼♂️
9:50 ... and that was the *tamest* example of fashion derailments... who could forget such classics as "Saggy Tennis Arse" and "Above-belly waistband Golf caddie"
Stephen Miller, 'Willie Weasel' to Trump's 'Foghorn Leghorn'.
yeayeayeayeayea! * slurping noises *
@@chrisrj9871 Maybe you shouldn't try commenting while you're giving someone a hummer.
Great show!!! Thanks we need to laugh a bit more about our misfortune of having that #45Fascist/ Menance still not in jail!
I thought that Trump would have gone to a bordello.
I am surprised Stephen did not say that Obama has been the most stylist US president of this millennia.
And yet he was not as cool as his wife.
Tr*mp's ill-fitting navy suit with red tie is his uniform. He thinks he looks like a sharp Wall Street type, but his posture gives it the lie. The reason his suits hang so badly is the way he stands. He leans slightly forward from the hips to reduce the appearance of his Dunlp belly. That draws the trousers up and makes the jacket swing forward. He wears the ridiculously long tie in an attempt to appear slimmer. The man is a collection of soaring ego, cringing paranoia, and a reservoir of spite and there is no article of clothing that could make him attractive.
Agree totally.
I was thinking of the Obamas, too.
Trump's lackeys praise Trump like Kim Jong Un's lackeys praise him.
That's not true. Trump doesn't need to threaten his supporters with forced labour camps.
i love the all caps and all caps exclamation mark “WHALE!” its fine attention to detail like that which marks a truly great team
Give me a break. How did MTG get so much power- she is such a traitor
We need more late night host crossovers! Strike Force Five 🌩️ !
Seth went on Kimmel on Monday, as the jury selection was starting, next week should be good! Seth has had a week to get it together!
Other things that Juror No.4 finds fascinating and mysterious include the Bermuda Triangle, Snake Island, Afghanistan, and the Gates of Hell.
To be fair, jury nr 4 is the best jury the defense can get
And Fantasy Island.
Unfortunately, it only takes on "ringer" - who is so fascinated by Drumph - that he can't attend to the facts, to let this guy skate. While the world of the sane all hope for a conviction, this could very well end up with an acquittal.
Flat earther, too.
A style icon? He changed American fashion? How? When?
It's the red baseball cap, it's so... um...
Maybe he was meaning “fascist”
Love they're all keeping the thunderclap sound after any of them says "STRIKE FORCE FIVE!" :)
I appreciate Stephen’s defense of Jimmy Kimmel, but he missed a golden opportunity to use a famous line directed at Trump.
“Isn’t it past your jail time?”
The Worse thing is that bad guys think that they're actually the good Ones out there
Orwell’s ‘Reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It is the Party’s final, essential command’ applies here.
What I love about UA-cam is that it allows us to watch all of our favorite talk show hosts equally and it allows them to have an honest friendship. I hope he doesn’t keep Kimmel’s name out of his mouth, because it always makes for a good laugh.
Love Stephen and Jimmy ❤❤
Moscow Marge is probably drinking vodka and cussing in Russian over not getting the impeachment past the senate 😂
“I can fix him” killed me 😂
Remember girls, unless he is wearing a diaper, you cannot change him…….well then, maybe you might have a chance with trump.
Wow!! To THROW down your tie like that! Let's me feel you anger and your pain. Cheers.
Stephen Miller should be in jail!
That's one of the best Oz accents I've ever heard an American do
- love from Australia.
"Eyeluva. Sheezanurs."
9:30 I will not be taking style advice from a man who stole the suit off of Sir Pentious's corpse.
That's a pretty accurate description of a bodega. He left out the poker machine in the back and the freezing beer.
Remember when Stephen used to reach offscreen and the piano guy would give him a sound effect. A high note for the left side of the screen and a low for the right, I think; it's been a while.
I miss it 😖
Stephen Miller: Style tips from someone who used to wear spray-on hair until he was ridiculed out of it!
Yikes - thanks for the memory!🙈
hey Donny isn't it past your jail time
All these cabinet people should leave immediately and never be seen again … led by Trump if he can still walk !
I've hear the term Bodega before but I had no idea what it was. Thank you for the explanation. 🙂
Speaker of the House is the new Defence Against the Dark Arts position 😂
God, give a warning before you show Stephen Miller. I’m watching at 4something am, and that scared me
Yes! Colbert representing for his homie Kimmel. I love the late night comedy love and loyal ship!! Hell yea boys!!
I saw a short earlier of Stephen Miller yelling about Drumpf being a style icon...and I was sooo baffled what on earth that was all about. I hadn't seen anything about Biden dressing younger..
Now I have the answer 😄 Mind you, I still wonder why Miller needed to shout. Was he trying to wake Drumpf up? 🤔
Yay for Senator Mayorkas 👏👏❤️
He’s a cabinet secretary, not a senator.
@Crimso6...hmm..O'Neal..me thinks your people didn't arrive on the Mayflower They immigrated perhaps? Agreed with Penny, yay for Mayorkas.
Not a senator
@@Crimso6 Hey, you remember that bipartisan deal for increased border security that Biden was going to sign until the Republicans tanked it?
@@juanitao396 We need a safe closed border. So must be American last with you as well.
BIDEN 2024 FDT
The only way.
What's FDT?
@@tpad6fuck Donald trump I’m guessing
@@tpad6-- "F**k Donald Trump."
Or maybe Failed Donald Traitor, I'm not quite sure .......
@@tpad6
Use your grown up brain to figure it out
Hilarious. Stephen, you’re a funny man. Love your show from Australia 😊
“The association invited me” -Yeah, sure Jan. 🙄
Anybody else hear thunder after he said “strike force five”? 😂
Yes!!
Of course!
I thought you'd make Biden look taller by putting him next to Ron DeSantis, but the Cryptkeeper does have a much nicer smile
Certainly more natural looking.
Masterful Mr. Colbert.
Stephen you’re one of the best things about my morning coffee.
Thank you for the Biden fashion breakdown.
At a party last week a Truther told me Biden was being played by an actor from Hollywood ! 💀😂
I told her if that WAS true he’d be played by someone younger like say - Stephen Colbert or Jim Carrey (she completely missed the SNL reference), and that Jill would probably be replaced by Kate Hudson.
Because, Hollywood.
A conspiracy theorist said that Biden is … dead, & that’s someone impersonating him. 🙄
They don’t know what other far fetched nonsense to spew anymore. Aliens on the roof? Oh no!!! 😮
Justice will be served. Rock on!
You should played “ baby elephant walk” as they were delivering the articles of impeachment.
A bodaga award! Gee what a honor and i am sure the approached him with tears in their eyes saying sor you are the best
Oh how wonderful it is to listen to your routine the following day, around mid-day. 🤣😂 Thanks.
Has miller never heard of JFK & Jackie?! 😳😳😳
Little miller needs to climb back under his rock. And stay there. What a worm.
Miller was born in 1985, long after the Kennedys were in the White House
He's heard of Michelle and Barack though...
@@rheap129 Really good point! Michelle was First Lady in the style of Jackie, something Melania never could because she never wanted to be.
@@rheap129 Really good point! Michelle was a First Lady of the same water as Jackie. Something Melania couldn’t be because she never wanted to be.