I Became An Alpha, So You Don't Have To | Bad "Alpha" Watch Recommends
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- Опубліковано 25 лип 2024
- TOOOODAY, we are learning HOW TO BECOME ALPHA MALES - from mens lifestyle gurus Alpha M. Teachingmensfashion & How to Beast. They are giving us style tips, confidence tips & hands down some of the worst watch recommends I have seen in a while lol. Bliiiimey! VINCERO WATCHES?!?! MVMT?!
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Now here's the THING. Covid has pretty much destroyed my confidence and made me into a weirdo lol! But that's aiiiight! I wanted to come back STRONG! And I thought, "You know, I want to channel the energy of an Alpha Male!" So I consulted Alpha Male Gurus to help me on my journey!
I was kinda vibing with their recommends and the things they were saying.... until....... THEIR WATCH CHOICES. omg. MVMT, Vincero, Original Grain.....A WOOD BEZEL?! I caaaannnnnnnoooottttt lol!
From this video I discovered perhaps I don't want to be an alpha male. Bahaha
But for reals though guys, this is a JOKE! hee hee. Just a spot o fun! No tea, no shade, just a spot o fun for a Wednesday evening!
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TIMESTAMPS
0:00-2:39 - INTRO
2:40-7:19 - ALPHA M
7:20-11:53 - HOW TO BEAST
11:54-14:17 - TEACHINGMENSFASHION
14:18-15:48 - OUTRO
I need an Original Grain in my life to INSTANTLY become alpha. My wife just said she's leaving me for a guy who wears a Vincero.
who's the guy with a Vincero? Hope he has a brother, maybe he wears a Filippo Loretti. ;)
@@BrittPearceWatches supposedly an intriguing British gentleman called Daniel Wellington. Can't seem to find him on Facebook though
@@BensWatchClub OUU never met him but he sounds hot. 😜 “Daniel Wellington” soooo hot.
@@BrittPearceWatches the story begins with a little genie whispering Daniel Wellington to his ear lol
You mean your trans husband.
I have never laughed so hard 💀💀💀💀 thank you for making this so I didn’t have to HAHAHA YOU ARE MY FAVORITE ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
BAHAHAHA! THE QUEEEEEEN! ❤️❤️❤️ 👑 👑 👑 SHE IS HERE! Ahhhhh hahaha this comment has made my life! Thank you soooo much! 😂❤️❤️❤️ I’m so happy you enjoyed more nonsense! 😜
Courtney only keeps getting classier. Her voice could talk me into anything. But… I’m gringa’s for life.
Your "Nooo!" is deeper than mine so you're already more alpha than me. Even my dog looked at me and shook his head.
So, yeah, do a collab with Courtney Ryan and have her style you up.
This was really funny, I’m watching it a second time for the Nooooooooo hahah
To this day the most alpha thing I have seen was when Teddy went to MVMT headquarters and called their watches trash right to their face lol
and Teddy's interview with Alpha M where Teddy, with a stone cold straight face, completely belittled the poor man for his MVMT-Rolex video haha
This is right up there, Gringa! Top notch alpha stuff here!
LMAOOOOO. OMGGGG. THOSE WERE ALL CLASSIC MOMENTS. Especially the Teddy / Alpha m video. 💀💀💀😂 alpha m tryna say it was a joke hahaha. GOSH! 🤦🏻♀️
Teddy B took this douche to school? I gotta watch that.
That was absolute 🔥. I saw that video that Teddy did and that was one of several great moments.
Teddy shopping with Mr Wondeful. Alpha M appearing on Shark Tank. Teddy interviewing Alpha M. What's next in the watch world cinematic universe?
Teddy punches far above his weight!
6:38 your reaction to "wooden bezel" is absolutely priceless, loving it. I'll admit you kinda had me going up until then.
I once saw another Alpha M video where he was extolling the virtues of a Vincero or MVMT or something like that, flashing it about on his left wrist while still wearing his Rolex just temporarily transferred to his right wrist. Couldn't take him seriously at all after that.
Another great video. Keep it up.
Oh that is soo well said. 😂🤦🏻♀️ I just can’t do it! It’s like the McDonald’s adverts at the olympics. 😂 olympics: celebrating physical excellence… sponsored by McDonald’s! 😂🤦🏻♀️ these guys: men’s fashion and lifestyle gurus. Sponsored by: this wood watch. It just ain’t right!
@@BrittPearceWatches For some of those guys, it's probably the only time they're able to sport wood.
This is gold, Gringa! GOLD !
I've just spent several hours binge watching your channel. Massive respect; you are mega!
Your channel is becoming better and better!!! I didn't know what was I going to see and you totally surprised me! I'm still laughing!!!
I had the same reaction when he said “wooden bezel” 😩
You’re fucking hilarious 😂 I love it!
I have been really enjoying your watch videos. A great take and perspective on a hobby I love.
Strode into my AD the other day, no shirt, flies slightly undone as a power play, totally full Chad. Did I get a SSSM? Did I! ......No, no I didn't.
Bahahah! 😂❤️ I mean! It’s important that you tried! 😜😂
Hahaha well played sir, well played :)
And here’s Gringa wearing a daytona 🤟 effortlessly beating all dudes wearing a black T🙈
Hahahaha! Epic Stuff!
This is gold! Well done Watch Gringa, this is hilarious!
brilliantly done M'Lady! We bow to you!
The Timeless watch channel recommended watching yours. I already had five or six beers so I figured I'd check it out. Glad I did very funny. Nice to laugh again. Rough year. Thank you for being you.
Keep on being Gringa, Brittany, you’re a hoot.
Ahhhh! Thank you soo much! 😂😂❤️
I just luv your reaction Gringa!!!! Keep up the great work. Wicked!! :)
This is a masterpiece 👏 love ya Gringa!!!
😂😂 ahhhh thank you sooo much! ❤️
Love the video! Very original and funny!
Just found your channel and you’re amazing! Subscribed! Absolutely hilarious.
First of your episodes that I’ve seen 🤣🤣 Absolutely howling!
Ok this is my 3rd video I’ve watched from you in the last hour. You’re my favorite watch channel now, you are awesome.
Great video Brit! I agree completely. You can't pretend to be put together and wear a rubbish watch. The watch definitely makes the man!
This is good. Bravo! & finally… I subbed.
This is amazing. I actually love Lagavulin. Respect for you going with a proper whisky!!!
This was absolutely brilliant!
Absolutely hilarious video!
Alright chick, you got me. I had to go get the Daytona out of the winder and put it on while watching this. Funny as hell!!! You hit em hard…
Bro, your "no,no,no,no" is truly meme worthy. Love this video gringa 🤣🤣🤣 any video that advertises wearing a vincero, wooden watch or a Daniel wellington should be banned. 🤣🤣🤣
This might your best vid yet. Thanks I needed a laugh today. 🙏🏻
Ahhhh I AM SO HAPPY YOU ENJOYED! ❤️❤️❤️ thank you soo much darling!
You savaged these Alpha Delta Bravos and I love it! More videos like this please!
Best gringa video so far!!
I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS SOOO MUCH !!! PLEASE PLEASE! DO MORE OF THESE
Keep rockin Gringa , you really help the watch community to lighten up. 😂🤪🐷😎😷🇨🇦
Entertaining and informative video, thank you, Brittany. I've tried several times to comment on this and ended up erasing it. Guess I'll just say under your comedy there's a solid point you're making. Also, thanks for sharing what beverage you were enjoying.
Guilty of watching alpha m and actually taking his watch recommendations seriously when I was an amateur in the watch game.. Now I don't watch him anymore, But I gotta give him credit where It's due. Bcoz of him, I started collect actually good watches 😅 He basically indirectly introduced me to Jody, jory and jenni 😅😅
And after quite a bit of searching, I found the gringa 🤩 I became addicted to your content and your spontaneous energy 😇 Plus, we have almost the same taste 😁 I instantly became a fan 😇
Gringa all the way!! 🤩🤩
Well done! Another fabulous video!❤️💪
Ahhhh thank you soo much! 😂❤️❤️❤️
Very entertaining Britt... I could not look away :)
Yes! Keep the content coming. Best one yet.
😂😂👏🏻 ahhhh STAHP! Thank youbsooo much!
This video was my introduction to your channel and made me want more. 😎
Laughed so hard at around 6:45. Thanks Gringa! You made my day.
Brilliant...loved this!
Britt, I was rolling on the floor. Hilarious!
You got something else hard out of me :D in love the video. Very fun to watch.
Best video you’ve done yet.
I used to not like your content, but it's grown on me. Keep it up!
🔥🔥🔥
Watch Gringa proving she’s the watch-fluencer we need.
Another quality Gringa effort. Bravo! 👏 😍 Loved the disclaimer. Reading the comments it seems everyone appears to own at least two Rolexes, half a dozen Omegas and Panarai!!
I don't have a Panerai... 🙂
so much fun watching you
Your videos are getting better and better, you an Papi should be full time on UA-cam!
Great video. Hilariously awesome!
Well done Griiiinga🎉🎉🎉
Gringa! Bro! You Alpha(ed) the shit outta this vid. Your reaction each time one of the douche weasels pimped a fashion watch brand was nothing short of BRILLIANT and had me in tears snorting coffee out of my nose. Thank you x 100, this was so needed after the ridonkulousness of first the “Gentlemen” fiasco followed by UA-cam’s ATF inspired takedown of criminal #1 - JOMW. You have restored balance to the force in the watch world. Love you.
This video made me lol so many times, gold.
🤣Hey Scotch brand, “this is the kind of coverage!” Loving your stuff Gringa. Keep it up.
I MEAN! This is prime time real estate Lagavulin! 😂❤️
dude, I came across your video on the DW watch, you're so hilarious and entertaining to watch. Stay classy dude!
GRINGA! Thanks for the fun, I much enjoyed it and approve of your choice of beverage! Keep it up.
Can we get an amen! ❤️❤️ nothing like a good whisky!
Not enough channels call out these bunch of hypocrites like Alpha M, TMF, RMRS, etc for being disingenuous and downright liars. Glad you did in your own Gringa way, loved it!
@@BrittPearceWatches All people ask for is integrity and honesty, it really isn’t that hard. Sponsored content is not an issue, selling crap to your trusted audience is.
Hilarious. Keep the great videos coming.
OMG, that was the funniest f**ing video! Loved it!
Wonderful, made my day!!
Ahhh thank you soo much! 😂❤️ I’m so glad you enjoyed!
Gringa, this video is ‘TPG’ Genius. I love it.
Funny video! I've watched a few of those male lifestyle channels and they all have some crap to push. Always be yourself unless you can be a pirate. Or a viking!
your best video yet
Apart from “influencers” does anyone actually wear these watches?
This must be the best video ever!! LOL!!!!! ❤🔥
This video is too perfect 😂😂😂
Simply brilliant 😂
I love this so much
This is sooooo good! haha
You're killi'n it with the Lagy-v + Roli-D. Now that you've got your alpha vibe nailed down, you need a proper sub...
🤣🤣🤣 I love you, Gringa! Your nonsense absolutely makes my day.
BABAHA! Ahhhhh thank you soo much darling! 😂😂❤️👏🏻👏🏻 THIS COMMENT IS MAKING MY DAY! ❤️❤️
Best internet take down EVER! Followed!
Your vids just popped into my life (via the weird watch nerd UA-cam algorithm that sends me loads of DUMB watch content - and the cro-mag Vincero ads - yuck, who does UA-cam think I am?) Finally a fun watch vlogger that's original and made me laugh. Subscribed. Cheers.
Love your videos
You get quite animated when you have a good whiskey buzz. Keep it up. I missed your new tables. Sorry.
P.S
What is up with all that floor art behind you?
Best Vid I seen in years !!! OMG can’t stop laughing 😂
Bahahaha! AHH STAAAHPPPP! 😂❤️❤️❤️ thank you sooo much! I’m so glad you enjoyed!
I would love to see Paul Thorpe talk about his new Daniel Wellington, or Paul Pluta praise his Vincero for money. "I gotta be honest with you..."
found an awesome watch channel!!!!!
Awkward, I have a Vincero and Original Grain. Both were gifts from family, maybe they secretly wanted me to become an Alpha Male.
Not their fault. Just social media advertising got em.
I love you and I love your sunglasses.
Loved this
Ahh thank you soo much! ❤️
This is absolutely hilarious!
Get a proper whisky glass for that Lagavulin, though. That would be properly ALPHA.
Much love from Germany, Gringa and Papi :)
BAHAHA! I shall do better next time, you fantastic German! 😜😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
I thought I didn't like your content at first... I was wrong. You are the right kind of crazy! You are funny as hell. And your videos are insightful. Maybe not this one. This one is just hilarious.
Well said
And Gosh you are really funny 😂
PART 2 PLEASE!!
AHHHH I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN! 😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
OK I love your energy, new sub
This was so funny 😂 My reaction to both watches was the same. Noooooooo
Your best video so far
AHHHH STAHP! 😂😂🙈 thank you sooo much!
We need more people like you, fighting the crappy fashion watches and their fake marketing! Thanks for being you, Gringa, standing up for the true #watchfam ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
PS. NOTICE COMBOBs
PPS: This video was so funny 😂
PPPS: I like you better, when you're not male 😂
This is world class content
This is brilliant! I think you have taught me I definitely do not want to be an alpha 😂 I’ll stick to a G-Shock. Awesome video Gringa!
😂😂 yes! You have made the right choice! That’s better than an alpha watch tho mate. THATS A GOD TIER!
😂😂
LOL This was entertaining as HAIL!
🤣🤣🤣🤣another great video 👏🏻👏🏻🙌
Gringa our True Prophet
You screamed at the wood bezel 😂😂😂
Brilliant!
😂😂😂 thank you sooo much darling! 👏🏻
I want to be the watch Gringo. Wait I don't own a watch yet but I plan to one day. Great video. Thank you for sharing.
Hahaha! You already have the spirit of the watch gringo! 😜😂😂 thank you soo much!
Loved this video! Shame on the false prophets!
I don't even know much about watches, but at the end of the video I was just crying with you 😂
Gringa's got it! Yeah!