Bodybuilders Try 5th Grade Fitness Test

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  • @jujimufu
    @jujimufu  3 роки тому +460

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    • @bruh-cz9rp
      @bruh-cz9rp 3 роки тому +12

      Wtf is that
      What does it do

    • @audreyiissnack54
      @audreyiissnack54 3 роки тому +3

      Curl ups are crunches

    • @johne7123
      @johne7123 3 роки тому +3

      @@bruh-cz9rp ammonia? I know it stings your nose and makes you mad, maybe it helps you lift more?

    • @FreddieQuell
      @FreddieQuell 3 роки тому +2

      Rasputin breathing stimulant. Supposedly helps with bigger lifts

    • @bruh-cz9rp
      @bruh-cz9rp 3 роки тому +2

      @@FreddieQuell ok, is it the white stuff that they sniff

  • @fabiolindner
    @fabiolindner 3 роки тому +8863

    So if these guys tried to beat you up, you'd just have to run slightly faster than a 5th grader and you'd be fine.

    • @JohnWick-hi8qb
      @JohnWick-hi8qb 3 роки тому +228

      that’s the good thing if you’re a smaller kid so you can outrun most likely

    • @dmitriy9985
      @dmitriy9985 3 роки тому +372

      That's what they got Anton for. He'll catch you, they'll beat you up.

    • @ethanmcmaster2994
      @ethanmcmaster2994 3 роки тому +246

      @@dmitriy9985 You just have to wait for them to get close enough, and then challenge them to the SIXTH grade test. They will immediately stop trying to beat you up to organize it; and that is your chance to escape.

    • @yiinzer6122
      @yiinzer6122 3 роки тому +30

      I dont think we are outrunning juji. Hes a freak and might not catch you right away, but in a couple minutes you'll be on your back with your hands up asking him to stop lmao

    • @gabe3929
      @gabe3929 3 роки тому +19

      @@dmitriy9985 it's a good thing Anton is good at chasing after children🙏

  • @aprichman
    @aprichman 3 роки тому +6950

    Damn 5th graders are so much bigger these days

    • @stevenschleigh1002
      @stevenschleigh1002 3 роки тому +51

      Im the same size I was in 5th grade. Small n skinny. Lofl.

    • @HeyItsJoe1
      @HeyItsJoe1 3 роки тому +106

      It's the hormones in the milk I hear

    • @TheMisterPvp
      @TheMisterPvp 3 роки тому +26

      Ikr, what are they feeding those kids nowadays ?

    • @QuantumBeard
      @QuantumBeard 3 роки тому +16

      @TJ bruh stfu it's a joke

    • @hypershock0762
      @hypershock0762 3 роки тому +12

      TJ and no. My school didn’t have this but if we did like 10 kids would pass out of the 400 in my grade. Most would do fine on running, but pull-ups and sit-ups would be rough.

  • @michaelholt7783
    @michaelholt7783 3 роки тому +2401

    This video would have been better if there was a group of fifth graders to compare

    • @promeyboy
      @promeyboy 3 роки тому +38

      That would be a bit weird

    • @promeyboy
      @promeyboy 3 роки тому +51

      @Ethan ꧁꧂ It is weird. A bunch of gigantic biceps next to some 11 year olds

    • @dylanfowler5683
      @dylanfowler5683 3 роки тому +10

      It would be hilarious

    • @egga5084
      @egga5084 3 роки тому +2

      i have become your 1000th like ;)

    • @oscarbrenes1235
      @oscarbrenes1235 3 роки тому

      @@promeyboy nah

  • @bne269
    @bne269 3 роки тому +3707

    I’m sorry but no average 5th grader runs a 7 min mile

    • @TheBadash44
      @TheBadash44 3 роки тому +526

      This was for the best of the best average

    • @westonsmart7914
      @westonsmart7914 3 роки тому +14

      @@TheBadash44 lolll

    • @alfonsosalazar5891
      @alfonsosalazar5891 3 роки тому +157

      I’m play both club baseball and basketball and my mile time was like 7 30 so in 5th grade. I’m in 7th grade and this is a little inaccurate. Most of the “fast kids” average that in like 2 more grades

    • @alfonsosalazar5891
      @alfonsosalazar5891 3 роки тому +18

      Btw we ran it every Monday

    • @maddoxhammerstrom6574
      @maddoxhammerstrom6574 3 роки тому +39

      I was running 6:48 in 5th grade

  • @love2fight205
    @love2fight205 3 роки тому +2728

    What 5th graders looked like when we were in 1st grade:

  • @rasmusbrege7433
    @rasmusbrege7433 3 роки тому +5546

    Bodybuilders running is literally the funniest thing ever

    • @BruhMoment-tz7co
      @BruhMoment-tz7co 3 роки тому +274

      Ikr they look so awkward.

    • @xprodigy1x674
      @xprodigy1x674 3 роки тому +315

      It's pretty much the opposite of what they practise for lmao

    • @maxmorris3009
      @maxmorris3009 3 роки тому +63

      There arms are so weak for people so strong

    • @benjaminmorgan8282
      @benjaminmorgan8282 3 роки тому +27

      I know those mile times were so bad

    • @rasmusbrege7433
      @rasmusbrege7433 3 роки тому +71

      @@benjaminmorgan8282 Not even that, just their form is hilarious

  • @DemiizeLol
    @DemiizeLol 3 роки тому +1805

    Is having trouble breathing from running. Smokes a cigarette

    • @fozza1051
      @fozza1051 3 роки тому +13

      My man!

    • @danieloceansmith3156
      @danieloceansmith3156 3 роки тому +131

      In Russia... cigarettes give boost to lung capacity

    • @promeyboy
      @promeyboy 3 роки тому +5

      @@danieloceansmith3156 lol

    • @idiotinabandanna8701
      @idiotinabandanna8701 3 роки тому +7

      They do open up the airways for a tiny bit while you are smoking them, but it only last for a little bit

    • @questionsayer
      @questionsayer 3 роки тому +48

      Breathing also opens up the airways

  • @mikemugs7
    @mikemugs7 3 роки тому +1513

    I missed the presidential award by 1 pull-up in 5th grade... Still haunts me to this day

    • @caftood
      @caftood 3 роки тому +24

      Don't care

    • @rulomalo375
      @rulomalo375 3 роки тому +7

      How many reps for the Record?

    • @mrevilducky
      @mrevilducky 3 роки тому +78

      Damn I missed it by like .2 seconds on the shuttle run in 4th grade
      Haunted me until I got it in 5th grade

    • @lilsnipes1802
      @lilsnipes1802 3 роки тому +3

      6 for presidential my school at 5th grade it is 25

    • @lilsnipes1802
      @lilsnipes1802 3 роки тому +1

      Almost every kid got more than 6

  • @lukasart3951
    @lukasart3951 3 роки тому +2632

    I’ve never wanted to be a body builder or a power lifter because knowing that a Gorilla will always be better than me without even trying gets in my head.

    • @zercherspecialist127
      @zercherspecialist127 3 роки тому +419

      bro just become a gorilla its not that hard 😒🙄

    • @MSchmitz77
      @MSchmitz77 3 роки тому +317

      Always have wanted to see a gorilla do a bench press, maybe the scientists should teach them that instead of sign language

    • @JuanCruz-vn6he
      @JuanCruz-vn6he 3 роки тому +181

      @@MSchmitz77 If you think about we've never seen a gorilla work out so imagine if we got one to work out.

    • @MSchmitz77
      @MSchmitz77 3 роки тому +122

      @@JuanCruz-vn6he I just want the zookeepers to put a bench and some weights in the gorilla enclosure, turn to the silverback and say, "OK buddy, let's see how much you can handle today". With the long arms they have gorillas would probably be really good at deadlifts as well

    • @JuanCruz-vn6he
      @JuanCruz-vn6he 3 роки тому +58

      @@MSchmitz77 it would be hilarious to see the gorilla learn how to work out

  • @Cylastroy
    @Cylastroy 3 роки тому +2135

    But can 5th graders pass the bodybuilder test?

  • @jonathanhabecker3532
    @jonathanhabecker3532 3 роки тому +1054

    Next up : body builders try the fitness gram pacer test

    • @lumbago8069
      @lumbago8069 3 роки тому +36

      PLEASE like I also am a powerlifter and running and seeing us run is so fucking funny

    • @ryleemiller6068
      @ryleemiller6068 3 роки тому +7

      wait yes they should so do that

    • @marsz01
      @marsz01 3 роки тому

      that bih easy

    • @Hello-ub2dr
      @Hello-ub2dr 2 роки тому +1

      Am I the only one that loved the pacer test like every time the pe coaches surprised us and said we’re doing it and once we get like 25 done then we could go play recess, but I was like one of the only ones that would stay behind and keep on doing the pacer test and I got up to 80 and one time the coaches said all right you can’t do anymore you’re taking to long and so I had to stop even though I could have kept going, dang I missed the pacer test

    • @GracieTurts
      @GracieTurts 2 роки тому

      YES

  • @Sarcastican_
    @Sarcastican_ 3 роки тому +827

    Put a sticky note on their back.
    If they can't get it, the sweat will.

  • @ANunes06
    @ANunes06 3 роки тому +1955

    It's not actually a shuttle run unless it's performed on a dusty high school basketball court. I'm seeing WAY too much friction for regulations.

    • @josephwillis1581
      @josephwillis1581 3 роки тому +24

      Ahaha, I can't agree more 😅

    • @Maxwelldog
      @Maxwelldog 3 роки тому +41

      i remember i cut my time by literally SLIDING on the floor and then shooting back up lol

    • @thatonegregkid
      @thatonegregkid 3 роки тому +36

      *INTENSE SQUEAKING*

    • @jarrettmaltry6305
      @jarrettmaltry6305 3 роки тому +7

      Matt B LOL spot fucking on

    • @Pollitoperez6969
      @Pollitoperez6969 3 роки тому +11

      So true. The floors were literally made for slipping

  • @jasonpapagiannis5924
    @jasonpapagiannis5924 3 роки тому +1113

    Tom stopping for a cigarette during a mile run and finishing 3rd is such a power move

  • @fizzy7140
    @fizzy7140 3 роки тому +473

    “You’re gonna beat the fifth grader who got into cello at a young age”
    As a fifth grade cellist who had about a 13 minute mile... you’re right but dude uncalled for lmaooo

  • @alannahwright8355
    @alannahwright8355 3 роки тому +453

    Did I really just watch this entire 29 minute video of bodybuilders I’ve never seen before do this 5th grade test? Yes, yes I did. Do I regret it? No, I do not.

  • @trainofthought9396
    @trainofthought9396 3 роки тому +1880

    Tom pulling out a cigarette during his run is 90% of the Army. The amount of guys I saw chain smoking cigarettes right before PT runs and cadence runs was astounding.

    • @rhymenepnep2262
      @rhymenepnep2262 3 роки тому +89

      My father did the same thing after he got out whenever he would work out with me he took smoke breaks, never understood it.

    • @zukoHD
      @zukoHD 3 роки тому +101

      ​@@Sixjays try going to war and not needing a vice to keep yourself in line. Every vet has a tick, some are uglier, some have more, but every vet has some small vice that they use to support them.

    • @vanmbrooks
      @vanmbrooks 3 роки тому +13

      I got talked to about smoking during the PT test. The privates were trying to do the same thing and failing.

    • @captainrisky6561
      @captainrisky6561 3 роки тому +16

      I know this is old but when were you in? My dad absolutely was a massive chainsmoker but he got in in the late 80s & got out 10 years ago, I couldn't imagine that the young blokes are still doing it today. I used to smoke but I would never do it before or during excercise, but i almost always would straight after.

    • @trainofthought9396
      @trainofthought9396 3 роки тому +13

      @@captainrisky6561 discharged in April. I was a chainsmoker when in. Even when I transferred to the Guard. So yeah, the younger generation is still at it.

  • @soruwindx6419
    @soruwindx6419 3 роки тому +470

    "I never ran a mile, but I ran 13km."
    I mean... he's not wrong, but...

    • @promeyboy
      @promeyboy 3 роки тому +2

      But not right

    • @jimtsap04
      @jimtsap04 3 роки тому +14

      The definition of "well yes, but actually no"

    • @cooldoodles7489
      @cooldoodles7489 3 роки тому +2

      @@jimtsap04 yesn’t

  • @lilmike2060
    @lilmike2060 3 роки тому +339

    Tom taking a smoking break while running with that hair is the most 80s Tom has look yet

  • @lowres96
    @lowres96 3 роки тому +136

    My man stopped for a cigarette and still got the 3rd fastest time lmao.

    • @akimbofurry2179
      @akimbofurry2179 3 роки тому +3

      I felt that, made me miss my bicycle tbh. ONce bumbed one from a moving car, best smoke of my life.

  • @jwalker6260
    @jwalker6260 3 роки тому +1190

    Ian has got to be the most impressive jogging a mile. That guy doesn’t look like he could run 110ft.

    • @jwalker6260
      @jwalker6260 3 роки тому +73

      I dunno why I said 110... seems very specific

    • @Pikachu-ne2mc
      @Pikachu-ne2mc 3 роки тому +3

      @Salim rahkdul dawg give the man with diabetes some credit okay

    • @savethesnails9608
      @savethesnails9608 3 роки тому

      DARTH DAIBETES obviously not. i’m concerned for you and your username

    • @jwalker6260
      @jwalker6260 3 роки тому +5

      @DARTH DAIBETES
      No it is not. But when the muscle is stacked on like it is on Ian, being able to run as far as he did is impressive.

    • @bmxscape
      @bmxscape 3 роки тому

      @DARTH DAIBETES you were gonna say what?

  • @SzatStrength
    @SzatStrength 3 роки тому +1332

    **NOT IN THE VIDEO** us all puking our lives out.

    • @lukaszpacz5983
      @lukaszpacz5983 3 роки тому +2

      S'what u get for pretending to be bigger stromger than u r, no hate, ansolutely love this display. And u are big & strong, only square-qube law kicks u in on already strained (yeah i know, nah, never tried peds) bollocks.
      Anton & Tom are fit, really strong, the rest are bunch of circus freaks. Completely useless in any utility endevour. Oh well, that is why i'm here and not there.Thx again Tom, whose idea was IT anyways?

    • @lukaszpacz5983
      @lukaszpacz5983 3 роки тому +2

      Ps. Juji looks malnourished. All sobs salivating bout muh shreads previous vid have no idea how weak/guano he feels. Been there done that, never again. U can always forcefeed candy if need be...

    • @gingerbuffalo123
      @gingerbuffalo123 3 роки тому +45

      @@lukaszpacz5983 are you having a bad day? A funny video seems to have caused you to throw your toys out the pram

    • @Thetepkai
      @Thetepkai 3 роки тому +6

      @@gingerbuffalo123 He is a strange one.

    • @drlucasmd28
      @drlucasmd28 3 роки тому +18

      Lukasz Pacz if juji looks malnourished then I look like I’ve been dead for 50 years

  • @speedstrengineer6822
    @speedstrengineer6822 3 роки тому +350

    As a crosscountry runner in high school the running was absolutely hilarious

    • @smulangel2294
      @smulangel2294 3 роки тому +18

      Same, just the way how they have there arms just makes me blow air out of my nose

    • @speedstrengineer6822
      @speedstrengineer6822 3 роки тому +5

      @@smulangel2294 yup! I just think they need to relearn running

    • @parkerjackson308
      @parkerjackson308 3 роки тому +14

      @@speedstrengineer6822 the problem is some of them can’t Because there traps are so big it restricts movement

    • @speedstrengineer6822
      @speedstrengineer6822 3 роки тому +6

      @@parkerjackson308 I understand that. I’ve seen it before and I get a good Idea of how annoying it can be, but they can still work around the issue to become faster. I’m any case it doesn’t really matter. I just find it a little bit funny. I get that they are suffering from success and I congratulate them on doing as well as they did, seening as how a lot of adults their age can have trouble even running 1 mile.

    • @speedstrengineer6822
      @speedstrengineer6822 3 роки тому +6

      @creatine addict bruh this was all a joke why do you have to take it so seriously. I understand that they should stick to their usual training. I’m just making joke as runner.

  • @leester321
    @leester321 3 роки тому +92

    14:00 "no you have to push the marker, you fuck" made me laugh so hard I cried

  • @reathyork
    @reathyork 3 роки тому +526

    "Unless you count cocaine on the weekends..."
    Grateful for the "colorful commentary" got a good laugh

  • @brandonotoole4374
    @brandonotoole4374 3 роки тому +523

    I feel inclined to let everyone know that a curl up is the same as a crunch not a full sit up. Juji fitter than a 5th grader confirmed.

    • @rafaelmontoya1454
      @rafaelmontoya1454 3 роки тому +2

      This one

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 3 роки тому +8

      So Curl up = Crunch?

    • @Merp-.-Merp
      @Merp-.-Merp 3 роки тому +1

      @@Icetea-2000 yes

    • @Merp-.-Merp
      @Merp-.-Merp 3 роки тому +10

      Even so, in 6th grade, we had to do 45 sit ups, not curl ups. So there is that.

    • @LexFly18
      @LexFly18 3 роки тому +1

      @@Merp-.-Merp Same. It was 45 sit ups for us.

  • @trovarion
    @trovarion 3 роки тому +65

    that cocaine on the weekend joke now has a very different ring to it lol

  • @xeancalica3032
    @xeancalica3032 3 роки тому +162

    Alternate title: shirtless guys moving around a lot
    Edit: *ripped shirtless guys move a lot while shouting*

  • @ErikfromEarth
    @ErikfromEarth 3 роки тому +512

    You can literally see how many less steps Zack took than anyone else in the shuttle run.

    • @SzatStrength
      @SzatStrength 3 роки тому +89

      Running behind him I just stared at his stride lengths hahaha

    • @OmarBKar-sw1ij
      @OmarBKar-sw1ij 3 роки тому +16

      They don't call him the giraffe for nothin

    • @-TK-
      @-TK- 3 роки тому +3

      Aside from his height being an advantage, he used to play lacrosse and CrossFit so he probably has decent endurance.

  • @rohnlewis7119
    @rohnlewis7119 3 роки тому +521

    "Did you do this in Russia or did you just do waterboarding". Tom is killing me

    • @vagabondwastrel2361
      @vagabondwastrel2361 3 роки тому +19

      nine out of ten jokes I want to just smack Tom and unsub. Then that one joke makes me laugh my ass off.

  • @ComedyCraze.
    @ComedyCraze. 3 роки тому +74

    Guess this video shows the real Tom, that outburst certainly didn’t seem scripted

    • @alexanderfleming2453
      @alexanderfleming2453 3 роки тому +8

      "The real Tom" haha yeah everyone gets mad it doesn't mean he's a bad person

    • @pls7588
      @pls7588 3 роки тому +10

      @@alexanderfleming2453 getting mad and having at tantrum about how short his arms are as a back up excuse. Is two different things lol he even flailed around like a man baby😂

    • @Th3BigBoy
      @Th3BigBoy Рік тому

      @@pls7588 Where?

    • @Th3BigBoy
      @Th3BigBoy Рік тому

      @@pls7588 Who is Tom?

  • @brendanward5751
    @brendanward5751 3 роки тому +79

    Does anyone else remember doing like 2 sit-ups then saying you did 70 to the gym teacher

    • @GaRciiA805
      @GaRciiA805 3 роки тому +5

      Bastard watched me grunt through all 70 and even ten more...

    • @38Fanda
      @38Fanda 2 роки тому +3

      @@GaRciiA805 SHOCK THE MUSCLE

  • @tschaderdstrom2145
    @tschaderdstrom2145 3 роки тому +329

    Credit to Marcus for being a good sport. Not one of these tests favored him

    • @prgnify
      @prgnify 3 роки тому +52

      Probably the most impressive part of the whole video - him doing chin-ups

    • @andretorres1295
      @andretorres1295 3 роки тому +11

      Agreed, I also surprised with his pull ups. IMO he had the best form.

    • @scottmacgregor3444
      @scottmacgregor3444 3 роки тому +3

      @@andretorres1295 Yea, he got his chin all the way up. Same with Tom. A few of the others I'd be telling them to get all the way up. Then again they all did more than I'd be able to these days.

    • @lukaszpacz5983
      @lukaszpacz5983 3 роки тому

      Frankly IT was pathetic, but that was the idea right. A girl once jumped my back while i was doing pullups-19yo, not a midget nor skeleton. Done 2 with ease then resumed my pullups when she jumped off. Thoufht nothing about it. 20years later & i see Magnus doing multiple but not many doubles for max effort with 45kg, not triples, an freacking Magnus Mitboe, lol.

    • @ssgomad
      @ssgomad 3 роки тому +34

      @@lukaszpacz5983 nice blog post bro

  • @ramoncuevas6667
    @ramoncuevas6667 3 роки тому +265

    12:39 thought he was boutta say
    "Maybe I couldn't beat a fifth grader, but I can beat a fifth grader"

  • @5y89sdfih
    @5y89sdfih 3 роки тому +110

    I think kids do sit ups easier because they're so thin. Becomes non-linearly more difficult as we gain weight

    • @kushjaiswal2621
      @kushjaiswal2621 3 роки тому

      I can do 50 sit ups in under 1 minute and I have a big belly + I am 26

    • @brumhelldah917
      @brumhelldah917 3 роки тому +1

      @@kushjaiswal2621 I think it’s because muscle weighs more than fat

    • @kushjaiswal2621
      @kushjaiswal2621 3 роки тому

      @@brumhelldah917 the point was that being skinny has nothing to do with more sit ups. You can be fat and also do many sit ups and vise versa...

    • @ryankl1984
      @ryankl1984 3 роки тому

      Dont know about that, at 246 lbs i could do 60 in 60 seconds easy. My all time best was 70 @ 196 lbs un-supported.

    • @chrisbarnes7804
      @chrisbarnes7804 2 роки тому +2

      They also use momentum and cheat, since almost every kid that young has never been properly instructed on ab exercises. Combine that with weighing basically nothing and most kids crush the sit up test.

  • @ChaostotheVII
    @ChaostotheVII 3 роки тому +18

    When the lawsuit kicks in 15:49

  • @brayden3041
    @brayden3041 3 роки тому +638

    I still remember how proud I was when I got that presidential seal in 5th grade

    • @davyjones2994
      @davyjones2994 3 роки тому +40

      We got to go on a bowling field trip at my school if we passed. Many kids did not attend the field trip

    • @averagecalisthenicsguy1504
      @averagecalisthenicsguy1504 3 роки тому +44

      My school don't even have this

    • @suffy101
      @suffy101 3 роки тому +2

      Sadly i'm in Europe, we don't have this

    • @costbart
      @costbart 3 роки тому +15

      @@suffy101 yes of course, the homogenous nation of 'Europa'.

    • @triggeredmitch6687
      @triggeredmitch6687 3 роки тому

      I don’t have legs

  • @derbarbar359
    @derbarbar359 3 роки тому +440

    lol. three people holding marcus legs when he does his sit ups

    • @davidguerrero4185
      @davidguerrero4185 3 роки тому +1

      Im ur 69th like 😌

    • @the_person_who_asked_1080
      @the_person_who_asked_1080 3 роки тому

      Aren't those sit ups wrong tho

    • @aaronlycan9861
      @aaronlycan9861 3 роки тому +1

      @@the_person_who_asked_1080 elaborate

    • @devon5160
      @devon5160 3 роки тому

      @@aaronlycan9861 it's different from what my dad teach me XD.
      First you gotta do a normal sit up stance
      Second you gotta make your legs straight
      Third do a sit up without bending your legs and your head must touch your legs
      Just do 50times a day and in a month you will see beautiful changes like i did 😁.
      If it's too painful and you can't do 50 then do 40 or even lower

    • @aaronlycan9861
      @aaronlycan9861 3 роки тому

      @@devon5160 oh that way. Yeah I’ve done my sit-ups that way before but now I do it differently. I felt like I was putting too much tension in making my head touch my legs so now I do it differently.

  • @maksillorenzo9480
    @maksillorenzo9480 3 роки тому +44

    Juji raging at sit ups is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

  • @canjica_
    @canjica_ 3 роки тому +9

    17:57 I love how Juji beat his pr and right on the next shot there are particles around him like he just leveled up.

  • @JagwarX
    @JagwarX 3 роки тому +577

    The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

    • @tylervoyer2067
      @tylervoyer2067 3 роки тому +23

      Nooo no no no no

    • @masonk3720
      @masonk3720 3 роки тому +48

      PTSD trigger

    • @ouitk3317
      @ouitk3317 3 роки тому +19

      Hearing that everytime made me so fucking nervous

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 3 роки тому +2

      What is that referencing?

    • @masonk3720
      @masonk3720 3 роки тому +31

      @@Icetea-2000 It's a test, at least in the USA, where you have to run back and forth on a line at an ever-increasing speed until you can't anymore. And then you get graded on it. It's Hell on Earth.

  • @ryno9215
    @ryno9215 3 роки тому +666

    Y’all should try the nfl combine challenge next time

  • @evangrizzle4417
    @evangrizzle4417 3 роки тому +34

    Btw the “curl-ups” we did for this test weren’t full sit ups. You kept your arms straight by your side and had to get your fingertips to your heels. So it was effectively like half a sit up

    • @tiabhsoow7731
      @tiabhsoow7731 3 роки тому

      Yup that’s what we did too. I forget why I got disqualified but I think it was a technicality they were very easy.

    • @thepinkzebra3
      @thepinkzebra3 3 роки тому +7

      One time in middle school my teacher 'disqualified' all of us because we were doing full situps, so she let us try again and we literally just slid our shoulders and did half a crunch which was 'better form'

  • @BOT-ww3vb
    @BOT-ww3vb 3 роки тому +72

    Why are they counting the reps when there chin isn’t going over the bar

    • @oofd4mn775
      @oofd4mn775 3 роки тому +14

      I dont think they're that strict for 5th graders
      *sorry for bad english*

    • @zsorens4570
      @zsorens4570 3 роки тому +9

      Yea a couple of them had suspect form but it wasn't like they were breaking records or anything, they all clearly could have done 6 solid pull-ups.

    • @knightofjustice5475
      @knightofjustice5475 3 роки тому +2

      Clearly not taking it too seriously.

  • @dzaesonp8599
    @dzaesonp8599 3 роки тому +113

    I love how it escalated to the point they're trashtalking fifth graders lmao

  • @cougars5499
    @cougars5499 3 роки тому +254

    The mile looks like a bunch of t rexs running 😂

  • @Lauren-zw1mw
    @Lauren-zw1mw 3 роки тому +14

    "The rules of the game are that you have to pretend you're 5'2".
    Me, 5'1.5: Finally, something in my wheelhouse.

  • @reynaldotyler7284
    @reynaldotyler7284 3 роки тому +15

    “Ahhhh... Russian man! You never went to the moon before us”!
    ... Underrated😂

  • @jonathan62019
    @jonathan62019 3 роки тому +191

    One of my 3 goals in life. Be able to do 1 pull up.
    2nd goal. Take shirt off at swimming pool
    3rd goal. Be happy with how i look
    Your videos give me motivation

    • @jonathan62019
      @jonathan62019 3 роки тому +8

      @Davis Whitaker thanks man. Congrats on reaching your goals.

    • @jujimufu
      @jujimufu  3 роки тому +48

      Keep losing weight and diet well and you're good to go on all those!

    • @jonathan62019
      @jonathan62019 3 роки тому +4

      @@jujimufu ❤ thanks. Watching the videos keeps me wanting to try harder. So keep them coming!

    • @Pokemark17
      @Pokemark17 3 роки тому +5

      Same honestly was doing well last year watching juji and tom along with Brian shaw lost 15kg unfortunately put it all back on when I lost my job but I'll probably rejoin the gym now when they reopen

    • @excommunicatedpriest8984
      @excommunicatedpriest8984 3 роки тому +1

      I feel you I've been on my own weight loss journey in the past year I was a fairly big kid but I was strong and relatively fit but not Fit. I wasn't happy with my body or the way I looked, so I decided I was going to work hard to in better shape. I was 200Lbs+ and now I'm down to 170lbs. It takes a while and you progress slowly but you can do it I believe in you Brother!

  • @frnweclipse3130
    @frnweclipse3130 3 роки тому +412

    Tom needs credit here, Very well put together video. I know editing this one was a bitch. Thank you Tom and Juji / Juji and Tom lol

    • @jujimufu
      @jujimufu  3 роки тому +74

      Thanks my dude, took a lot of time

    • @frnweclipse3130
      @frnweclipse3130 3 роки тому +4

      Juji & Tom Appreciate each and every upload because i know each one does🙏🏼. stay healthy

    • @onursarcicek3340
      @onursarcicek3340 3 роки тому +7

      Tom, the commentary was great. I don’t know why I watch this video at 3 am, but it was definitely time well spent my dude :)

    • @kattpuzn
      @kattpuzn 3 роки тому

      @@jujimufu appreciate you Tom, good job

  • @Ari-ep2ub
    @Ari-ep2ub 3 роки тому +29

    Back in HS, the teacher would automatically put me down as the max for all the flexibility tests since they didnt want to see my "disgusting and boneless flexibility" 😂

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 3 роки тому +1

      Lol same, double jointed, not the most flexible in my school though, got beaten by some gymnast

    • @Ari-ep2ub
      @Ari-ep2ub 3 роки тому

      @@joesr31 ex (competitive) gymnast here 🙋🏽‍♀️😂. It would always go like I said in the first comment then everyone would ask to see so she would turn around so I could show everyone 😂

  • @youngrav2311
    @youngrav2311 3 роки тому +13

    “No you have to push the marker ya fack!” Hahahaha had me dying

  • @tomdedaele1691
    @tomdedaele1691 3 роки тому +70

    Magnus would’ve crushed this test. The man is a freakin BEAST!!

  • @MusicScala
    @MusicScala 3 роки тому +283

    Its ridiculous how massive their legs are compared to Antons :D And Anton is really athletic!

    • @shadowxxs6
      @shadowxxs6 3 роки тому +49

      Anton never trains for volume in his legs. The only things he desires for ninja warrior and other stuff is explosive power and endurance, too much muscle would be bad during most upper body climbing stuff

    • @tjcmoto5484
      @tjcmoto5484 3 роки тому +25

      @@shadowxxs6 exactly, big legs are good for squatting 600lb or flexing in a show but not for warps and salmon ladders.

    • @reallyeffingcooltechnodude
      @reallyeffingcooltechnodude 3 роки тому +45

      I believe Anton hasn't done steroids.

    • @maxs.5625
      @maxs.5625 3 роки тому +18

      goddamnsonofabitch yeah they all are probably juiced except Zack

    • @poolkrooni
      @poolkrooni 3 роки тому +17

      Matt B zero relevance mate

  • @sanderness
    @sanderness 3 роки тому +7

    tom: "i only have one vice" lmao oof

  • @supernoodles908
    @supernoodles908 2 роки тому +7

    12:10 gambling and taking money from grip genie

  • @Halrawk
    @Halrawk 3 роки тому +152

    You guys did WAY better on the curl up's than you thought. Curl ups aren't a full sit up, you're supposed to keep your hands on the mat/floor and curl your upper body a little until your hands move a few inches on the floor (usually there is a marker to reach for).
    Essentially it's about a third to half the range of motion of a full sit up. So you guys nailed it!

    • @flololo
      @flololo 3 роки тому +5

      that's what i thought! i hope they see/saw this, cause they looked so disappointed 😅

    • @Nobody13579ify
      @Nobody13579ify 3 роки тому +2

      Did they change it? It was for sure full on sit-ups when I did it in 5th grade.

    • @Sam-mm5lp
      @Sam-mm5lp 3 роки тому +1

      They’re basically crunches.

    • @juliastephenson7411
      @juliastephenson7411 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah thats what I was thinking too. But we also had to hold it for a certain amount of time and couldn't take our feet up off the mat. And no one could hold our feet. And we had to do push ups too

    • @ariusisgay
      @ariusisgay 3 роки тому +1

      @@juliastephenson7411 that’s what I was thinking, yeah they did full sit ups but we weren’t allowed to move our feet off the mat at all or it was over, we also had to slide our fingers a certain length without taking them off. And yeah we had to hold for like 3 seconds before going back down

  • @raelynnbuchko1029
    @raelynnbuchko1029 3 роки тому +41

    This is great. I am a High School Health & Physical Education Teacher and since many students are virtual, I can use this video as an instructional tool minus a few parts with the dropping of the F-Bomb. Thank you for doing this. I'm sure some of my high school students will watch this version compared to the old school videos.

  • @alaina7930
    @alaina7930 3 роки тому +13

    Me running the track with bad joints, heat sensitivity, and heart palpitations:
    My gym teacher: YOU'RE OFF PACE RUN ANOTHER LAP

  • @d00mpirate
    @d00mpirate 3 роки тому +10

    Yo I think your fatal flaw here is that curl ups are more like what we call crunches. You don't have to bring your chest up to the knees, so its significantly easier.

  • @BobJones-bg4ui
    @BobJones-bg4ui 3 роки тому +245

    When Tom pulled out a cigarette doing his mile, I was on the floor.

    • @ghengisdong6714
      @ghengisdong6714 3 роки тому +11

      Bob Jones I was smoking a cigarette as I was watching glad I wasn’t running, then he pulled one out and kept running, I fuckin died!

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 3 роки тому +12

      @Franklin Terwilliger III He used to and then he quit. He must've recently started again after his break-up

    • @mitch5944
      @mitch5944 3 роки тому +2

      And he still beat the time lol

    • @GR-uc1gq
      @GR-uc1gq 3 роки тому +3

      @D A7 are you concerned about potential cancer risks? Or does it not faze you

    • @th3oryO
      @th3oryO 3 роки тому +9

      @D A7 yeah cigs and weed aren't the same, probably why

  • @tryitout-701
    @tryitout-701 3 роки тому +114

    Of course Anton is the fittest.

    • @germanrud9904
      @germanrud9904 3 роки тому +8

      They're all unathletic meatballs

    • @germanrud9904
      @germanrud9904 3 роки тому +1

      Except zach, zach is cool. And Juji I guess

    • @Blake-pn6xm
      @Blake-pn6xm 3 роки тому +7

      Muscle weighs more than fat. Anton primarily has upper body strength, cause he's a ninja warrior/climber.

    • @cosmicbilly
      @cosmicbilly 3 роки тому +11

      Because he's FUNCTIONALLY athletic and has dense hard muscle.

    • @antongerasin3871
      @antongerasin3871 3 роки тому +3

      @@Blake-pn6xm Man, this fact is not so true. Meat's density is only about 10% higher and bones 20% higher then fat. If we are talking about dry components ofc. Some fat people look so much less dense because of that most of them have problems with water in their body.

  • @jeremiahsutton7316
    @jeremiahsutton7316 2 роки тому +6

    Tom's monologue didn't age well talking about vices

  • @christinahinojosa5893
    @christinahinojosa5893 3 роки тому +6

    when the dude just put his hands and stretches instead of pushing the marker, had me wheezing im subscribing lmao

  • @drlucasmd28
    @drlucasmd28 3 роки тому +86

    this group of guys are the best youve had in a while. only missing the Buges and Antione

    • @gitgud9680
      @gitgud9680 3 роки тому

      Excuse me sir. Mr meatballs midboe aswell

  • @joneshomscheid5086
    @joneshomscheid5086 3 роки тому +146

    In Germany, we had to do the PACER-Test/Shuttle-Run-Test in like grade 7. Never have been this close to puking during school.

    • @anelivb
      @anelivb 3 роки тому +11

      I think we did the PACER test (beep test) like once every year from grade 7 and through grade 12 or something. I'm from Denmark.

    • @Mikesterman222
      @Mikesterman222 3 роки тому +2

      @@anelivb I haven't thought about the beep test for a long time! I'm from Canada and we only did the beep test in middle school (grades 6-8). *shudders

    • @mattybhoy6522
      @mattybhoy6522 3 роки тому +8

      Where I'm from we did that every year. Hated that test lol. Sport was compulsory at school. But then also once a year we had this thing called "the challenge" at our school... from 14-18 years old it was compulsory to run a 21km cross country half marathon. At 14 it was tough lol. Had 3 hours to finish it or no medal. Im From South Africa.

    • @joneshomscheid5086
      @joneshomscheid5086 3 роки тому +1

      Ane Liv Berthelsen yeah same for us in Germany, but in grade seven it‘s just torture. Later on, starting from grade 10, we had to do an additional run for miles.

    • @Limon-cq5zu
      @Limon-cq5zu 3 роки тому

      OOOOH so this is the name of that test. Yo it was fucking hell I was only able to reach minute 8 once, most of times I fucked up at 7.

  • @kateg5763
    @kateg5763 3 роки тому +10

    I love the sit and reach because I am not fit, but I'm flexible 😂😂

  • @OgWesB
    @OgWesB 3 роки тому +5

    Tom sparking a bogey mid mile resonated with me on a spiritual level

  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson4019 3 роки тому +53

    Contrary to popular physics, Tom's flowing mane actually increases his speed and agility. Why? because it's *magical*.

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 3 роки тому

      "popular physics" lmaooo

  • @toshiro0o
    @toshiro0o 3 роки тому +80

    This reminds me of that one episode of Malcolm in the Middle where the dad had a group of bodybuilders doing random stuff for him

  • @aecusregen4614
    @aecusregen4614 3 роки тому +11

    I like how Tom stopped for a cigarette, but still got third place in the mile run

  • @adlezacrobatics5654
    @adlezacrobatics5654 3 роки тому +3

    I love how they actually do good reps! I always cringe seing (most) crossfitters do any of those exersices but they killed it!

  • @dsrogersjr
    @dsrogersjr 3 роки тому +36

    The most impressive part was Tom's mullet majestically flowing behind him in the running events

  • @lasagnaisgood4717
    @lasagnaisgood4717 3 роки тому +61

    The 5th grade class of 2020 looks crazy

  • @gigipi1439
    @gigipi1439 3 роки тому +8

    LMAOOO when he starts smoking a cigarette mid run 😂 and the commentary is hilarious af

  • @jaqfrost7479
    @jaqfrost7479 3 роки тому +3

    This video was way more entertaining than I expected 😂😂😂 I laughed to the point of tears a couple times, thank you

  • @TheMonk111
    @TheMonk111 3 роки тому +52

    the reason the situps were so hard is cause the curlups were performed with the hands on the ground and you just had to slide them until they reached the end of a mat, they werent full-ROM situps like you guys were doing. if you did them the way we had to do them during my PE class days juji would have beaten it easily

  • @johne7123
    @johne7123 3 роки тому +35

    for sit ups we were taught to put our hands on our shoulders so we dont hurt our necks from pulling on our heads

    • @jujimufu
      @jujimufu  3 роки тому +16

      yep

    • @Azola69
      @Azola69 3 роки тому

      and when your elbows touch your thighs/knees you go down

  • @Strydersteve
    @Strydersteve 3 роки тому +4

    “You have to push the marker ya f***” I actually lost it 😂

  • @BillyBob-zv2up
    @BillyBob-zv2up 2 роки тому +2

    I remember I trained for months for the sit ups and I got 70 in 60 seconds but this dude was like I got 71. Kid was chill but everyone knew he didn’t have form or rom. That shit still pisses me off

  • @ishmari14
    @ishmari14 3 роки тому +62

    5:30 for the mile run they all should have started on that curved line. That’s what it’s there for. The guy on the outside (closest to the camera) had a disadvantage. Also, running the outside line is actually running a longer distance.

  • @wankershim
    @wankershim 3 роки тому +58

    The post commentary had me dead

  • @ryzae6202
    @ryzae6202 3 роки тому

    instantly psyched to see Anton on the lineup

  • @boredbored1586
    @boredbored1586 3 роки тому +5

    Anton is by far my favorite person:) He's so nice!

    • @keithlivingston6973
      @keithlivingston6973 3 роки тому +3

      I hate how Tom talks so much shit to him I think he is jealous of him

  • @jordemort5359
    @jordemort5359 3 роки тому +61

    Eric Bugenhagen would approve the soundtrack for sure

    • @allenissuperman
      @allenissuperman 3 роки тому +8

      Can you imagine if Eric was hanging out with these guys too lol. The "mind set" would be so strong in this video it would break the internet!

    • @jordemort5359
      @jordemort5359 3 роки тому +2

      @@allenissuperman next time Eric is there they definitely need to do a challenge like this again

  • @-Luna-tic.exe-
    @-Luna-tic.exe- 3 роки тому +111

    Man I started having flash backs to gym in middle school... our gym teacher was former military. 75 pushups 75 windmills 75 jumping Jacks 20 suicides (running from one side of the basket ball court touching free shot, running back, running and touching half court, back then going touching 2nd free throw, going back then running to other side of court then going back) that's 1 suicide. Then there was just running around the court for 30 mins. Anyone slowed down past a jog, he added a min. Then sometimes we ran down the road to a church 1 mile away then back. We also had weights but that was optional. Every other day we would play dodge ball, basket ball or kickball.
    Edit: I forgot the 25 pullups and the 100 jump ropes.

    • @coopern3203
      @coopern3203 3 роки тому +6

      So was everybody shredded?

    • @-Luna-tic.exe-
      @-Luna-tic.exe- 3 роки тому +19

      @@coopern3203 we weren't shredded but we definitely had athletic muscle definition. I was on the basketball team, we never got tired lol

    • @TheBadash44
      @TheBadash44 3 роки тому +30

      That’s how gym class should be, granted people should be taught proper form on everything and they should start out a little lighter

    • @chaelsonnen7947
      @chaelsonnen7947 3 роки тому +3

      At least your suicides were in a gym! Ours were done on a 100m rugby field

    • @-Luna-tic.exe-
      @-Luna-tic.exe- 3 роки тому +6

      Lol I'm pretty sure the only reason was we didn't was because we only had basketball court and baseball field. I'm also pretty sure that if coach had it his way we would have had an obstacle course in honor of the corps lol.

  • @BuffPomsky
    @BuffPomsky 3 роки тому +36

    Man.... smoking, drugs on weekend, only one getting tilted on the reach...
    He definitely does stick out in the group :/

  • @giershel6540
    @giershel6540 2 роки тому +1

    the updates of where marcus was during the mile was hilarious

  • @Horse_Legs27
    @Horse_Legs27 3 роки тому +141

    I wonder if anton gets offended by toms Russia jokes

    • @jujimufu
      @jujimufu  3 роки тому +176

      he makes tons of America jokes off camera like a true Russian a hole

    • @Ravishrex1
      @Ravishrex1 3 роки тому +6

      @@jujimufu love to see.that !

    • @kyotog777
      @kyotog777 3 роки тому +2

      @@jujimufu because he's right

  • @johnnysmith3684
    @johnnysmith3684 3 роки тому +38

    Y'all should do the fitnessgram pacer test next

    • @ZakMovesMass
      @ZakMovesMass 3 роки тому +4

      I believe that falls under the law as a "cruel and unusual punishment"

  • @seedling345
    @seedling345 3 роки тому +4

    Juji getting that pissed at the sit ups just shows how much he cares about his fitness

  • @theMyouknow
    @theMyouknow 3 роки тому +4

    You can see that Juji looks more slim and tight in his muscles here, and he can run smoothly, in the litvinov test you can see that his muscle size has increased alot which slows you down, and you can see that he cant run as he does here, muscles thats too big slows you down and makes you less agile, here he looks really tight a good body.

  • @bloodyfitnerd1947
    @bloodyfitnerd1947 3 роки тому +21

    the tattoo'd guy sure liked to go "sup?" with his head when doing pull-ups

    • @bloodyfitnerd1947
      @bloodyfitnerd1947 3 роки тому +7

      and the Icelandic guy shows you how it's done. Proper form and everything.

    • @Phuninteresting
      @Phuninteresting 3 роки тому

      he got like 8 lol If I were juji I'd wouldnt be happy with his """23""" after his 22 legitimate (still sloppy towards the end but they were passable) reps

  • @dilfy6604
    @dilfy6604 3 роки тому +2

    When the noise cut off at 9:02 and got replaced by music I felt like my soul was slowly getting pulled out through my head.

  • @nerp9271
    @nerp9271 3 роки тому +13

    Who’s gonna tell em you start the shuttle run lying down

  • @doloman77
    @doloman77 3 роки тому +15

    Feels like an 80's VHS homeworkout video.

  • @sonothehedgehog
    @sonothehedgehog 3 роки тому +44

    tom is slowly becoming moe from the simpsons

  • @BigDSpec
    @BigDSpec 3 роки тому

    Ok. I haven’t seen y’all in like forever and holy cow. Juji is so different. Like compared to what I last saw to him now it’s like wow. He is smaller but more lean.

  • @IAm_Reid
    @IAm_Reid 3 роки тому +6

    Being 14 and being able to do more pullups than olympic gold medalists and bodybuilders makes me feel good

    • @CarlsCozyCorner
      @CarlsCozyCorner 3 роки тому +5

      Try having like an extra 100lbs of muscle on you

    • @natehendo4142
      @natehendo4142 3 роки тому

      They also weigh like 300 pounds