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  • Опубліковано 30 кві 2020
  • Made on (or very near to) the 30th Anniversary of the original publication of Good Omens.
    © Narrativia / The Blank Corporation 2020
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  • @apolloismydad
    @apolloismydad 8 місяців тому +1300

    Bro got rejected so hard he decided to skip pride month

  • @liahbobita
    @liahbobita 4 роки тому +5394

    "i could hunker down at your place"
    "slither over and watch you eat cake"
    "goodnight angel"
    the amount of PINING crowley

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 4 роки тому +210

      will graham please interact
      The fanfics were so weirdly spot on

    • @KnightsaysNi
      @KnightsaysNi 4 роки тому +215

      Right? Forget a singlular pine tree, he's a bloody forest. XD

    • @maz2563
      @maz2563 4 роки тому +42

      Oh hey Will, I thought you jumped off a cliff

    • @liahbobita
      @liahbobita 4 роки тому +39

      @@maz2563 well, they didnt find any bodies

    • @matthias7968
      @matthias7968 4 роки тому +7

      Ahh

  • @avajones6835
    @avajones6835 2 роки тому +8645

    I love that Crowley admits to staring at Aziraphale all the time with the unforgettable “I could slither over and WATCH YOU EAT CAKE” line.

    • @flintfoster8010
      @flintfoster8010 2 роки тому +67

      Fr

    • @ophelielindell7205
      @ophelielindell7205 2 роки тому +170

      Adorable, does'nt it ?

    • @Sinvention
      @Sinvention Рік тому +403

      This reminds me of the scenes in the Ritz where Aziraphale is eating and Crowley is just enjoying watching him haha!

    • @Sudgilicious
      @Sudgilicious 10 місяців тому +38

      I love that line 😭

    • @atriyakoller136
      @atriyakoller136 10 місяців тому +22

      Boy is there new info for everyone!

  • @orion_moonz
    @orion_moonz 4 роки тому +8047

    "Goodnight Angel" IM DEAD, like- the fact that Crowley's only two options of what to do during lockdown is a)spend time with Aziraphale, or b)sleep until July

    • @valivalu
      @valivalu 3 роки тому +36

      OMG YES AJFKSBFKE

    • @charlotte_sometimes_
      @charlotte_sometimes_ 3 роки тому +268

      @Algercos - I somehow read that as “sleep with Aziraphale”

    • @lichofthewoods1132
      @lichofthewoods1132 3 роки тому +197

      bad news: July happened and everything's still messed up, I guess he needs to go to the bookshop now...

    • @thatonemoominfan
      @thatonemoominfan 3 роки тому +6

      @@charlotte_sometimes_ AKKAKAJSJAJHSHSBDG uh

    • @beckyritter7983
      @beckyritter7983 3 роки тому +121

      You can tell it's hard for Aziraphale to say "no"...

  • @buccy9841
    @buccy9841 4 роки тому +3024

    "I could slither over and watch you eat cake"
    "Goodnight, angel"
    THEY'RE MARRIAGE GOALS

    • @madison-Roccoa-drake
      @madison-Roccoa-drake 2 роки тому +62

      They're soulmate goals

    • @plutomoon2681
      @plutomoon2681 2 роки тому +36

      They areeeee and im totally not crying right now because im so in love with their love...

  • @TheGwenAlcock
    @TheGwenAlcock 4 роки тому +8094

    No one:
    Neil Gaiman: Let's imagine Lockdown for Aziraphale and Crowley.
    The world: *collectively gasps, and hearts growing 3 sizes*

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 4 роки тому +62

      Gwen Alcock
      Sudden spark of Cake delivery everywhere

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 4 роки тому +66

      What if I...send you cake and a case of something drinkable?? 😳👉🏻👈🏻

    • @Isrjisoneavalable
      @Isrjisoneavalable 4 роки тому +166

      When authors start writing fanfic of there own work 😈😇

    • @matthias7968
      @matthias7968 4 роки тому +12

      😂

    • @Stella-mo8qm
      @Stella-mo8qm 4 роки тому +27

      "HEEEEEELP MEEE I'M FEEEEEELING!"

  • @hannacross280
    @hannacross280 2 роки тому +5291

    You can tell Aziraphale really works customer service by the absolute delight he has in his voice at "I've never had SO FEW CUSTOMERS!"

    • @claire7256
      @claire7256 Рік тому +344

      In the books he intentionally drives people away from the store because he doesn't actually want to sell his books

    • @alherx999
      @alherx999 10 місяців тому +29

      he could've also sell some school supplies just to keep his books though 😕

    • @cookiecat7759
      @cookiecat7759 10 місяців тому

      @@alherx999IKR LIKE ADD SOME STUFF IF YOU DONT WANT TO SELL YOUR BOOKS LMAO

    • @tiffcatmeow
      @tiffcatmeow 9 місяців тому +27

      @@alherx999 limitless access to anything in the world plus no income worries. I’d have a library museum too. 😂 i’d never part with my favorites, or even the good ones i disagreed with.

    • @FrolleinFroschbein
      @FrolleinFroschbein 9 місяців тому +18

      ​@@tiffcatmeowif I remember properly, he did have to sell a few books once in a while to keep up with the cost.

  • @kimberlycroteau86
    @kimberlycroteau86 2 роки тому +5734

    I've listened to this several times, but I think this is the first time where I've truly appreciated how much Aziraphale is trying to get Crowley to come over without outright asking him to. He's "shouldn't you be out and about making people miserable," and when Crowley says they're miserable enough, Aziraphale specifically points out, "I'm not," as if to say "come and make me 'miserable'." And then Aziraphale turns down Crowley's offer to come over by stating that "it would be against all the rules," which he knows is like catnip to a demon. Plus, he mentions the burglary. Out loud, sure, he says he handled it, but the subtext is, "We need to fight together, which means we need to BE together."
    Sometimes, I just can't get over how good the writing for series is. Three and a half minutes and you can perfectly understand the situation AND the characters' personalities.

    • @StarlitSwamp
      @StarlitSwamp Рік тому +579

      That was clever ! It’s such a shame that Aziraphale’s attempt at an angelic temptation was too subtle for Crowley to get the hint...

    • @_p_s
      @_p_s 10 місяців тому +329

      this is such a good take. aziraphale throughout the centuries has flirted incredibly subtly just like this!! too bad crowley doesn’t pick up on the hints and aziraphale isn’t bold enough (yet) to match crowley’s forwardness 😭😭

    • @LifeInPink999
      @LifeInPink999 10 місяців тому +157

      @@StarlitSwampCrowley’s temptation didn’t work either and he wasn’t subtle 😂

    • @bl-sensei8650
      @bl-sensei8650 10 місяців тому +1

      If they’re not dating yet it’s actually Crowley’s fault lmao
      Az would be looking at him with hearts in his eyes and be like “We can’t, it would be against the rules~” and Crowley would reply “Well ok, bye.”
      Crowley ! You brainless wiggly noodle !

    • @WaterNai
      @WaterNai 10 місяців тому +123

      @@LifeInPink999 Crowley needs to be more subtle for Azirphale, make it seem like a good idea, instead of a bold temptation he should say no to.

  • @ladyhedgehog18
    @ladyhedgehog18 4 роки тому +3905

    "I could silther over and watch you eat cake."
    - Crowley 2020

    • @Lastielion
      @Lastielion 4 роки тому +269

      It is a masterfully seductive line.

    • @uzumakikat13
      @uzumakikat13 4 роки тому +190

      literally the setup for half of all good omens smutfics jfc

    • @raymondcroteau
      @raymondcroteau 4 роки тому +74

      Even more hilarious when you remember he was the snake that tempted Adam and Eve. Did them a good favour, in the end, really. Better than being thoughtslaves in the garden just prancing about doing nothing.

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 4 роки тому +23

      ladyhedgehog18
      He exposed to watching Aziraphale eat cake wtf

    • @leeshajoi
      @leeshajoi 4 роки тому +73

      [Hozier's "From Eden" intensifies]

  • @elainez4665
    @elainez4665 4 роки тому +5975

    Crowley: **offers to come over**
    Aziraphale: *_GAY PANIC_*

    • @thelittleprince7072
      @thelittleprince7072 3 роки тому +209

      i...i...i...i...i...im afraid...

    • @deekjokes1923
      @deekjokes1923 3 роки тому +114

      Aziraphale really likes following rules, but he’s proven that he likes Crowley more- so it’s just an excuse 👀

    • @fatlittlekittens7297
      @fatlittlekittens7297 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @kashmir6672
      @kashmir6672 2 роки тому +9

      You noticed that, too, huh?

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 2 роки тому +14

      Introvert’s panic? Sounds like he’s quite content with his books and baking and he has his own booze

  • @emppu1012
    @emppu1012 2 роки тому +4234

    Now I'm just imagining Crowley getting ominously close to people who are not wearing a mask and handing them masks and hand sanitizer while glowering

    • @Open_Air_Museum
      @Open_Air_Museum 2 роки тому +177

      You don't know how much I LOVE this headcanon 😂😂

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister Рік тому +164

      Crowley grumbling about anti-vaxxers 😂

    • @anitanielsen1061
      @anitanielsen1061 Рік тому +77

      And do it specifically to piss off anti-maskers lol

    • @yeOldeThorne
      @yeOldeThorne Рік тому +45

      Certainly sounds like something Crowley would do

    • @nw3949
      @nw3949 9 місяців тому +1

      Just curious, is anyone here still under the impression that masks are actually effective?

  • @orion_moonz
    @orion_moonz 4 роки тому +4834

    is nobody going to talk about how Aziraphale has a picture of crowley on his desk tho

  • @lilyminer9164
    @lilyminer9164 4 роки тому +3221

    Crowley: *is a demon*
    Also Crowley: “I’m not going to try to make peoples lives worse!”

    • @laurahibble5947
      @laurahibble5947 4 роки тому +60

      He has always been a pretty rubbish demon.

    • @katinka01114
      @katinka01114 4 роки тому +60

      Crowley is...mischievous, and annoying and troublesome. But he is not, per se, *bad*.

    • @8Rincewind
      @8Rincewind 4 роки тому +29

      @@laurahibble5947 he helped make the M25 the way it is and took out mobile communication in London. That sounds pretty evil to me.

    • @laurahibble5947
      @laurahibble5947 4 роки тому +20

      8Rincewind, that sounds like mischief territory to me but, being Australian, I’ve never experienced the M25 so I might be wrong. As for the mobile communications, I find that quite relaxing. He also made a turncoat of the antichrist and is cosmic BFFs with an angel, so theres that.

    • @8Rincewind
      @8Rincewind 4 роки тому +15

      @@laurahibble5947 I was kind of joking and so was the book / film. A big part of the story is that neither angels nor demons are particularly good in the long. Crowley in particular says that he didn't fall, he just "wandered vaguely downwards". A defining trait of Crowley and Aziraphel are how much they love humanity and his they've embraced it.
      Whatever the case Crowley does seem broadly quite good at doing "demonic evil". His redesign of the M25 actually resulted in it going on fire. His explanation of his acts do make a lot of sense. You might supposedly value losing your mobile network, but many people depend on it and will become very angry if it goes down. Millions of people in London being slightly to extremely angry, is sure to make thousands of people less virtuous. In contrast, a demon tempting one priest with a prostitute is relatively small scale.

  • @jhoannaestrada5624
    @jhoannaestrada5624 4 роки тому +3578

    “I’ll see you…when this is over” Michael Sheen, how dare you use that much disappointment at the realization that Aziraphale has no idea when he’ll see Crowley next

    • @perkidanman
      @perkidanman 4 роки тому +251

      Whenever the lockdown ends I hope they do a follow up where Aziraphale and Crowley get to share all those cakes and wine.

    • @qwertyCandy
      @qwertyCandy 4 роки тому +63

      @@perkidanman Pretty please, I need something to look forward to...

    • @mich5124
      @mich5124 4 роки тому +67

      Lockdown needs to end soon so that Crowley can see his angel again :(

    • @Syn2.7
      @Syn2.7 4 роки тому +18

      With my like, there are 666 likes... If You know what I mean

    • @lorendaemon7945
      @lorendaemon7945 3 роки тому +6

      They've definitely cracked by now lmaoo.

  • @alii-tea1154
    @alii-tea1154 Рік тому +2703

    Ok but the fact that now in 2023 season 2 is actually being released in JULY as Crowley mentions at the end, loved it.

    • @holeyvoleyvance
      @holeyvoleyvance 10 місяців тому +58

      i was JUST going to say this :))))

    • @deny005
      @deny005 10 місяців тому +49

      He didn't say /which/ July :0

    • @ClockworkChainsaw
      @ClockworkChainsaw 9 місяців тому +8

      I clicked this thinking it was in relation to the writers strike

    • @tiffcatmeow
      @tiffcatmeow 9 місяців тому +4

      @@ClockworkChainsawand aren’t you glad you did? 😁

    • @ItsJustZenzo
      @ItsJustZenzo 9 місяців тому +14

      So..how we feeling about the ending 🥹

  • @hannah-kb2rm
    @hannah-kb2rm 3 роки тому +2528

    Bro the fact that Michael and David can make it to where you can hear how much Crowley and Azi miss each-other just from from their voices makes this even better..and that “goodnight angel” 🥺

  • @OliviaHennis
    @OliviaHennis 4 роки тому +4556

    His "Goodnight, angel" is the softest thing ever.

    • @TakemishiTakahashi
      @TakemishiTakahashi 4 роки тому +16

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @dumbeetle
      @dumbeetle 4 роки тому +130

      I bet he didn't want to hang up

    • @brunoscuiller818
      @brunoscuiller818 4 роки тому +50

      Just saying, my "like" is the 666th. Not important, but just in this case, I couldn't not do it !

    • @chiroptera626
      @chiroptera626 4 роки тому +24

      I know, I swear it was like kittens and goose feathers

    • @malphas24
      @malphas24 4 роки тому +9

      @@brunoscuiller818 I'm pretty sure you had no choice.

  • @meagan4605
    @meagan4605 4 роки тому +4821

    THE SOFTNESS WHEN HE SAID "GOODNIGHT ANGEL", NEIL HAS MURDERED US YET AGAIN

    • @arson_cloud3801
      @arson_cloud3801 4 роки тому +61

      He has, hasn't he?

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 4 роки тому +15

      Meagan Bass
      I’m not liking this comment because, look at the number: ‘696’ it would be a crime

    • @Sinvention
      @Sinvention Рік тому +20

      So glad I'm not the only one who noticed. I've replayed that part so many times, I think I'm dead. 😂

    • @Synthonym
      @Synthonym Рік тому +30

      "I could slither over and watch you eat cake"

    • @user-jq9ml2bs1z
      @user-jq9ml2bs1z 10 місяців тому +18

      Girl, I am here after watching season 2. I am more dead than you, literally cried my eyes out. I am from Ukraine, btw

  • @ampersandcastle1091
    @ampersandcastle1091 3 роки тому +1619

    Aziraphale: *master of baking*
    Michael Sheen in GBBO: *peels an onion with a potato peeler*

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 2 роки тому +144

      I'm sorry, he was in *wHAT*
      and he did *_wHAT_*

    • @shellsel
      @shellsel 2 роки тому +75

      @@lavender3609 GBBO Great British Bakeoff, Michael was chaotic (good)😂

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 2 роки тому +7

      @@shellsel Wow.

    • @ptcreations8947
      @ptcreations8947 2 роки тому +16

      No he didnt?!?! Lmao. I can so picture it lol

    • @imreallycoolipromise3549
      @imreallycoolipromise3549 2 роки тому +11

      this is my favourite comment

  • @Cerise4697
    @Cerise4697 9 місяців тому +732

    Came back to relisten after s2 and BOY does this hit differently. Aziraphale sounded so disappointed to turn Crowley down even though he’s the one doing it himself. They’ve always been like this: they know exactly what they want from each other, but Aziraphale’s never felt like he could act on it. It’s always on Crowley, the one with more relative freedom, to begin the temptation, and on Aziraphale to deny himself.

    • @yulunda
      @yulunda 9 місяців тому +76

      That's exactly what I can't stop thinking all the time. Azi is always the one who turning down the temptation and unconsciously waiting for Cro to ask him again.

    • @Whysoaphasinstructions
      @Whysoaphasinstructions 5 місяців тому +15

      DONT MAKE THIS SAD I CAME HERE TO COPE

  • @orangey_orangey
    @orangey_orangey 4 роки тому +3369

    The whole video is a “I miss my boyfriend” scenario

    • @yurikatsuki6611
      @yurikatsuki6611 4 роки тому +50

      *I- y e s facts*

    • @funnyferret6064
      @funnyferret6064 3 роки тому +82

      I miss my HUSBAND.

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 3 роки тому +66

      I MISS MY SOULMATE

    • @LatinaVixen91
      @LatinaVixen91 3 роки тому +16

      Ugh Aziraphale and I are on that boat

    • @jubiKaL01
      @jubiKaL01 3 роки тому +12

      @@yurikatsuki6611 you do realize 30 minutes later the angel caves and invites Crowley over

  • @nineaetheria
    @nineaetheria 4 роки тому +10263

    Aziraphale, a whole angel: hey aren't you supposed to be tempting people to go outside
    Crowley, a whole demon: PEOPLE MIGHT DIE

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 4 роки тому +346

      nine
      Lil’ bit of themselves in each other eh?

    • @nos5915
      @nos5915 4 роки тому +74

      Nine!
      I should not be surprised to see you, O Mighty One. ALL HAIL!

    • @magpiewench
      @magpiewench 4 роки тому +122

      POOR INEFFABLE HUSBANDS

    • @nineaetheria
      @nineaetheria 4 роки тому +67

      @@nos5915 next GO song is just about Aziraphale baking

    • @chris999999999999
      @chris999999999999 4 роки тому +132

      Crowley didn't fall he just sort of sauntered vaguely downwards.

  • @goodoldfashionedangel
    @goodoldfashionedangel 3 роки тому +1910

    Things I noticed that Aziraphale has in his bookshop that I cry over:
    1. One of Crowley's feathers
    2. Photographs of Crowley
    3. Letters either to or from Crowley
    😭😭😭💙💙💙

  • @courtneymower9691
    @courtneymower9691 3 роки тому +1824

    How...is Crowley....an immortal being....bored after a few months.
    How is Crowley...so sad about not seeing Aziraphale for a few months.
    They're in love your honour.

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 2 роки тому +46

      Yes, yes they are.

    • @martinaromerov.1342
      @martinaromerov.1342 11 місяців тому +115

      In the book, it's said that Crowley hates boredom and will sleep through what he considers the most tedious eras of history - he actually slept through the entire 19th century - and in fact loves the 20th century because there's always something happening. So yes, it's no surprise that he'd find quarantine completely soporific!

    • @RyuSensei42
      @RyuSensei42 11 місяців тому +30

      He's used to having humans to keep his attention. Say what you like about humanity, but they're rarely boring.

  • @Goleon
    @Goleon 4 роки тому +3209

    Aziraphale: “I’m not miserable.”
    Crowley: - hopeful love like tone - “Really?”
    Me: Crowley, your crush is showing again.

    • @margheritaparacini7729
      @margheritaparacini7729 4 роки тому +87

      AGAIN?? ARE YOU ACTUALLY IMPLYING THAT IT EVER DOESN'T?

    • @Goleon
      @Goleon 4 роки тому +8

      Margherita Paracini - It rarely happens but it does happen.

    • @philliproth5012
      @philliproth5012 4 роки тому +49

      Based on what is established about their nature within the universe (no sex/gender, appart from them choosing to be male- or female-presenting; no such thing as reproduction), it appears that both angels and demons are generally ace and panromantic. Furthermore, based on their treatment of each other and their zero fucks given about gender, norm or sides, I choose to believe they _are_ in a romantic relationship, that just doesn't exactly *work* the way humans would imagine it to. In their form of existence establishing such a thing as "boyfriends" was just completely irrelevant, they just love each other, whether in the way 99.9% of the fanbase obviously perceives it or any other.

    • @margheritaparacini7729
      @margheritaparacini7729 4 роки тому +32

      @@philliproth5012 *banging pots and pans get your queer platonic relationship today! Comes with plants and books*

    • @gio-ve7vn
      @gio-ve7vn 4 роки тому +12

      @@margheritaparacini7729 **raises hand** I'll take one!

  • @sandfordsmostwanted687
    @sandfordsmostwanted687 4 роки тому +10782

    Headcanon: Crowley and Aziraphale ARE living together - they're just on different floors of the bookshop and Crowley is too lazy to walk downstairs

    • @vinnox
      @vinnox 4 роки тому +564

      I FULLY SUPPORT THIS OPINION

    • @bubble992
      @bubble992 4 роки тому +878

      Too lazy to saunter vaguely downwards? That's a new one for him

    • @claremiller9979
      @claremiller9979 4 роки тому +228

      Headcanon accepted

    • @matthias7968
      @matthias7968 4 роки тому +31

      Ahh

    • @valka_arialitan
      @valka_arialitan 4 роки тому +164

      layzy ? naah crowley would do anything for his angel.

  • @letolethe3344
    @letolethe3344 11 місяців тому +464

    I love so much that Crowley "doesn't have the heart" to really hurt people more. Crunchy on the outside, soft and buttery on the inside.

  • @QweAsd-nr8xg
    @QweAsd-nr8xg 3 роки тому +610

    Crowley be like:
    _• Go to see Angel [ × ]_
    _• Sleep until I can go to see Angel [✓]_

  • @Hireiuta
    @Hireiuta 4 роки тому +2572

    Aziraphale: [sends his sweetheart a million subtle invitations to come over during lockdown]
    Also Aziraphale: [turns him down]

    • @rileymichael2694
      @rileymichael2694 4 роки тому +212

      Blueroses crowley probably showed up some time after anyway because “I’m a demon, I break rules all the time!”

    • @kachowdove4519
      @kachowdove4519 4 роки тому +246

      Aziraphale is like a Victorian lady, just waiting for Crowley to show up uninvited with a case of wine and a dejected look on his face.

    • @bluebluefreaky
      @bluebluefreaky 4 роки тому +25

      @@kachowdove4519 totally

    • @bluebluefreaky
      @bluebluefreaky 4 роки тому +14

      @twheels I was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 4 роки тому +52

      Kachow Dove
      God I hate and love how this makes perfect sense

  • @katiecat6438
    @katiecat6438 4 роки тому +2665

    "tHaT wOuLd bE bReAkInG tHe RuLeS" yeah no crowley's coming over

    • @headraline
      @headraline 4 роки тому +289

      right? he so totally came over like 15 minutes later, aziraphale probably called him back and said something like "but hypothetically speaking... _how_ would you? slither over, I mean. I-I-I mean you can't go driving around with the lockdown and--"
      Crowley just casually went: "yeah no, stay on the line, angel" and went through the phone line
      boom. ♥

    • @cperez1791
      @cperez1791 4 роки тому +20

      @@headraline oh, genius!

    • @apollo9671
      @apollo9671 4 роки тому +44

      @@headraline and then he fell asleep watching Aziraphael eating cake and then they both fell asleep :)

    • @Saffoe
      @Saffoe 4 роки тому +72

      Coupled with the "shouldn't you be setting a bad example" I feel like that was Az's subtle way of suggesting this would be a very demony thing to do :P- break the rules and come over.

    • @Another_Opinionated_Account
      @Another_Opinionated_Account 4 роки тому +18

      albadoesthings right! He’s a demon, if he needs to change his atomic structure for emergencies (which this is) he totally would

  • @tasha1955
    @tasha1955 10 місяців тому +296

    Now I'm just imagining Crowley waking up in June, looking outside and screaming "FUCKKKKK"

  • @beelzebublovers5809
    @beelzebublovers5809 3 роки тому +2951

    Crowley: “it’s got to be over by JUNE.”
    Me, almost in August: *crying uncontrollably*

  • @heyitsJaclyn
    @heyitsJaclyn 4 роки тому +2271

    Crowley: i’m setting my alarm for June
    *Azi says no to him coming over*
    Crowley: ...i’m setting my alarm for July
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 4 роки тому +48

      So see he is Working, everytime he Sets his Alarm a Month ahead after talking to Azi. He adds a Month to Our Quarantine.

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 4 роки тому +11

      Katie Arbuckle
      By that knowledge it will never end

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 4 роки тому +7

      @@SSMp315 I am ironically still in Quarantine.

    • @Sentientmatter8
      @Sentientmatter8 4 роки тому +3

      Why did he say no :(

    • @KieranH612
      @KieranH612 4 роки тому +14

      He wanted to celebrate Pride with his husband :'(

  • @saustars
    @saustars 4 роки тому +1862

    there is more cheeky flirting and love in these 3 minutes than in most heteronormative film scripts

    • @saustars
      @saustars 4 роки тому +12

      @Noot Noot yes 😔

    • @Harukurochan
      @Harukurochan 4 роки тому +10

      Truth

    • @valkyrie-randgris
      @valkyrie-randgris 4 роки тому +42

      To be fair, a painful amount of said heteronormative film scripts still have PLENTY of queer flirting in them. (They just refuse to capitalize on it or admit it in any way.)

    • @devon6236
      @devon6236 4 роки тому +4

      Very well put.

    • @Harukurochan
      @Harukurochan 4 роки тому +23

      SF442 This is true, but sadly mainstream media is full of cowards who are worried about upsetting the heteros and queerphobes. 🙄

  • @eceidil4961
    @eceidil4961 8 місяців тому +116

    Crowley's whining "ah" at 3:02 when Aziraphale says he can't come over is SENDING ME. It's so painfully obvious how badly he wanted to see him

    • @aurora_skye
      @aurora_skye 5 місяців тому +5

      Omg I didn't hear it before 😭

  • @soulcornflake1
    @soulcornflake1 2 роки тому +535

    Love how Aziraphale is tempting the Demon to go do evil. LOL

    • @cookiecat7759
      @cookiecat7759 10 місяців тому +3

      LMAO

    • @EvilWizard2001
      @EvilWizard2001 9 місяців тому +1

      hi soul cornflake you have a great name. :o)

    • @rorygiambalvo2955
      @rorygiambalvo2955 9 місяців тому +14

      And also to come over by saying "I have to eat all these treats with no one to sit and watch me AND there were burglars!"

    • @landmerry_6742
      @landmerry_6742 9 місяців тому +5

      I mean if Crowley took him up on that it'd mean he could also get out and about “thwarting the adversary”, and then they could meet.

  • @JK-ot6ek
    @JK-ot6ek 4 роки тому +2323

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate Michael Sheen being able to pronounce SCHWARZWÄLDER KIRSCHTORTE properly? 😌👌

    • @saraperlstein
      @saraperlstein 4 роки тому +68

      I know! I was so impressed!❤

    • @Drawingmoony
      @Drawingmoony 4 роки тому +48

      It was surprisingly good

    • @andreaeray
      @andreaeray 4 роки тому +38

      I

    • @emgetonka
      @emgetonka 3 роки тому +17

      It's looking unbelievably delicious!!! I have to try it myself sometime.

    • @JK-ot6ek
      @JK-ot6ek 3 роки тому +33

      @@_ghost.pit_ Because he sounded so excited about it when he said it. I thought caps would do that justice but I guess your inner voice screamed it at you when you read it ^^" (Also I don't know if I can format text in YT comments to italics)

  • @sabrina-9795
    @sabrina-9795 4 роки тому +6154

    "I'm bored, I'm so very very BORED. transcendentally bored" Crowley is such a mood

    • @flanplan5903
      @flanplan5903 3 роки тому +25

      In all fairness, who doesn’t feel like him after a while.

    • @shirleyjara49
      @shirleyjara49 3 роки тому +1

      Are those Daichi and Suga? 💖💖💖

    • @sabrina-9795
      @sabrina-9795 3 роки тому +1

      @@shirleyjara49 yes it is

    • @andreagriffiths3512
      @andreagriffiths3512 2 роки тому +1

      In Lockdown 6 and nearly at the end of Aug 2021, Crowley is def my mood.
      I’ve learnt patchwork in lockdowns 1&2
      Earned virtual challenge medals during lockdowns 2-4
      Panicked through lockdown 4 because will my 5 night staycation happen? (It did…just)
      Worried through lockdown 5 - started a week after I got back from my vacay and gave me bills - tax bills, holiday bills, and suddenly no work=no pay
      Lockdown 6? I’m in a mire of chest-deep quicksand. Hope is mostly gone and what little remains is dying fast. There’s nothing to do, nowhere to go, every single thing takes hours if it gets done at all. Apathy, tiredness, doomscrolling, insomnia, sleep - rinse and repeat. What day is it? Who knows? Who cares? What does it matter anyway?

    • @andreagriffiths3512
      @andreagriffiths3512 2 роки тому +2

      @Jessamyn Rising thank you for your kind words 💕

  • @esmewayne318
    @esmewayne318 9 місяців тому +130

    Remember: Crowley is living in his car during this and Azirapheal doesn't know

    • @deedee4955
      @deedee4955 8 місяців тому

      how do you know that he doesn't know. i'm confused.

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@deedee4955he never knew in s2

    • @DarkBandicoot
      @DarkBandicoot 7 місяців тому +35

      @@deedee4955 What HN-kr1nf said, but to clarify further, Neil confirmed that Crowley never told Aziraphale. Had Aziraphale known, you know damn well he would've let Crowley stay with him.

    • @mariafloyd4879
      @mariafloyd4879 7 місяців тому +14

      no. no no no no no please why did you have to remind me of this no no no no

    • @svarakissoon1189
      @svarakissoon1189 6 місяців тому +5

      this hurts so much

  • @freowyn6415
    @freowyn6415 9 місяців тому +44

    Aziraphale: Here are ten different reasons why you should come over but PLEASE don't ask me if you should because I'm legally required to say no

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 3 місяці тому

      I’ll bet he was also behind the “BE A SHAME IF YOU DID X Y AND Z TO YOUR GRAPR CONCENTRATE” people during USA Prohibition. 😂

  • @inmyvalentinowhitebag2502
    @inmyvalentinowhitebag2502 4 роки тому +4475

    I’m sorry but Neil isn’t even being subtle anymore I’ve never felt so much gay energy in my life

    • @Sentientmatter8
      @Sentientmatter8 4 роки тому +584

      "I could hunker down at your place... and watch you eat cake." YUP

    • @Lowcast94
      @Lowcast94 3 роки тому +71

      @@Sentientmatter8 Cant it just be about cake?? i mean damn cant let good cake go to waste

    • @captainteeko4579
      @captainteeko4579 3 роки тому +198

      He was subtle to begin with? LOL

    • @captainteeko4579
      @captainteeko4579 3 роки тому +148

      Alejandro 2333 angel food cake sounds quite suggestive also considering why the fuck would Crowley JUST watch him eat cake. He’s done that before at the Ritz and well... the didn’t just watch it was a whole stare down of intense proportions. So for Aziraphale maybe yes cake but for Crowley... ANGEL cake 😉

    • @Celtic_Blade
      @Celtic_Blade 3 роки тому +87

      Seriously...not even gay and I kinda want to join them...the celestial energy transmitted over UA-cam has turned me a little.

  • @elianarazon7373
    @elianarazon7373 4 роки тому +2537

    Aziraphale: you should go outside, you cant get sick
    Crowley: okay i'll go there
    Aziraphale: oH nO wE aReNt AlLoWeD tO Do tHaT

    • @starshinekarina
      @starshinekarina 4 роки тому +56

      Eliana Razon Right?! MAKE UP YOUR MIND, Aziraphale!!

    • @kashiichan
      @kashiichan 4 роки тому +87

      Old habits, I think. Crowley can break the rules, but Aziraphale can't. (Yet.)

    • @kentonbaird1723
      @kentonbaird1723 4 роки тому +127

      And Crowley is actually kind of breaking the rules of his demonhood by following the rules. He's rebelling by NOT rebelling...METAREBELLING!

    • @kikopaws9663
      @kikopaws9663 4 роки тому +4

      XD

    • @ceejno7861
      @ceejno7861 4 роки тому +69

      His gay heart went into a panic when confronted with the idea of being in lockdown TOGETHER for an indeterminate amount of time.

  • @moodyhades
    @moodyhades 3 роки тому +436

    Crowley: *offers to come over and help aziraphale eat cake
    Aziraphale: *gay panic*
    Heaven and hell listening in: "their still friends right....? last thing we need is a...what do the humans call it. A power couple"

    • @CocoRegardless
      @CocoRegardless 3 роки тому +46

      Lmao, heaven and hell better get prepared for the ineffable husbands

    • @heather2701
      @heather2701 2 роки тому +11

      @@CocoRegardless Okay but can you imagine a forbidden love trope

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 2 роки тому +2

      Hahaha-

    • @moodyhades
      @moodyhades 2 роки тому +4

      @@heather2701 RIGHT

  • @shreyagokhale7005
    @shreyagokhale7005 10 місяців тому +320

    Is anyone crying over this after S2? Me too😭

    • @ChoccerMalk
      @ChoccerMalk 9 місяців тому +21

      Watching this to heal 😭

    • @writingbeginner
      @writingbeginner 9 місяців тому +8

      Yes 😭😭 why did he say no 😭

    • @SamanthaDroshanel
      @SamanthaDroshanel 4 місяці тому

      @@writingbeginner 😭😭IKR?? The dagger gettin deeper in my heart

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 3 місяці тому

      ​@@writingbeginner Let's just wait a few years: Aziraphale starts feeling completely depressed and lonely, takes a look at the Earth (or just go back to Earth) and sees how much he hurt Crowley. Realising how stupid he was, Azi flies to his demon and stops Crowley from killing himself with holy water. He does the dance, Crowley forgives and they organise a little party in the bookshop during which, they finally dance a gavotte.

  • @paigeproffitt1830
    @paigeproffitt1830 4 роки тому +1571

    can we talk about his “ goodnight, angel”??? just a bit??? it’s so soFT

    • @daninb8939
      @daninb8939 4 роки тому +40

      It is so fluffy I wanna die!

    • @martinawolf2983
      @martinawolf2983 4 роки тому +28

      *Cries in a corner* I'm FiNE! lEAvE mE AlOnE!!!

    • @kachowdove4519
      @kachowdove4519 4 роки тому +24

      It reminds me of when he said "get in, angel" in the t.v. series

    • @LayneBenofsky
      @LayneBenofsky 4 роки тому +3

      heh.. Take it up with the writer. ;)

    • @jennyli1428
      @jennyli1428 4 роки тому +10

      It’s just so sweet that Crowly calls him angel all the time. Although Aziraphale literally is an angel but still...

  • @MsCraw101
    @MsCraw101 4 роки тому +1829

    TRANSCRIPT:
    *phone ringing*
    C: What.
    A: Uh, hello. It's me!
    C: I know it's you, Aziraphale.
    A: Yes, well, just calling to see how you were doing in lockdown.
    C: I'm BORED. I'm so very, very BORED. Transcendentally bored. There's nothing to do here! I've decided that if I can't think of anything to do within the next 2 days, I'm gonna have a nap, and I'll set the alarm clock for June. It's gotta be all over by June, innit?
    A: Um, look, if this isn't a silly question...oughtn't you to be out and about? Doing things?
    C: Out and about? While we're all meant to be staying home?
    A: Well yes, but you're a demon, you've got a job to do. Obviously you aren't actually going to get ill or even spread a disease, but you could set a bad example. Get ominously close to people, tell everyone there's a party going on or something.
    C: I--I COULD do that, I mean I COULD, but if I did then...weeeelll, people might follow my bad example and get ill, or even die. And I know I ought to be making people's lives even worse, but everyone's so miserable cooped up right now anyway and I just, well, don't have the heart for it.
    A: I'm not miserable.
    C: Really? I suppose you're off nipping around London doing miracles for people from a socially approved distance.
    A: Oh no, I can't do that. We're all meant to stay at home. I put up the closed sign on the window, and I've been catching up on my reading. Do you know, I've never had so few customers, not in 200 years! Although there were a few young lads a couple of nights ago who broke in through the back and tried to steal the cash box, but they soon saw the error of their ways.
    C: Did you smite them with your wrath?
    A: Well I certainly gave them a good talking to, and I sent each of them home with cake.
    C: Cake.
    A: Quite a lot of cake, actually.
    C: Eeeeh...I'm going to regret asking, but...?
    A: Well all the restaurants and cafes are closed, but it turns out I have a whole cookbook section here in the bookshop. And I got peckish. I've now baked bundt cake, sponge cake, angel's food cake, four different kinds of sourdough loaf, schwarzwälder kirschtorte - although I had to miracle in the cherries - and then once I've baked them I have to eat them all myself. Which is why I was so delighted--
    C: To send your burglars home laden with baked goods, yes, I follow. You know, I could hunker down at your place. Slither over and watch you eat cake. I could bring a bottle of, a case of something drinkable.
    A: *stammering* I'm afraid that would be breaking all the rules. Out of the question! I'll see you when this is over.
    C: Right. I'm setting the alarm clock for July. Goodnight, angel.

    • @AnaisDemi
      @AnaisDemi 4 роки тому +77

      to the top! someone asked for this, I hope they will see! thank you!

    • @gaywardsons
      @gaywardsons 4 роки тому +10

      Thank you so much for this

    • @deborahrodrigues8712
      @deborahrodrigues8712 4 роки тому +64

      THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANGEL OF THE SUBTITLES. YOU SAVED MY DAY 🖤🖤🖤🇧🇷

    • @momoi8316
      @momoi8316 4 роки тому +31

      Thank you for your job... I couldn't listen to whole without subtitles...

    • @kyommm
      @kyommm 4 роки тому +25

      Thank you SO MUCH! My listening skills have gotten oddly worse since quarantine started, I needed this

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 2 роки тому +871

    I always loved how Crowley is a utilitarian demon, prefering the things that make the most people collectively miserable are as opposed to making one person really really miserable. that or i always loved his laziness

    • @rosemdhar4767
      @rosemdhar4767 2 роки тому +36

      This is the way it's written in the book... you have surmised the situation well

    • @MrEvans1
      @MrEvans1 2 роки тому +105

      There is also a mention in the book that the humans are so good at finding ways to destroy each other and spread suffering that he just gave up and now is just receiving the awards, sometimes for events he wasnt even aware of.

    • @Cydianwood135
      @Cydianwood135 2 роки тому +32

      @@MrEvans1 The Spanish Inquisition LOL

    • @stevenrasche3159
      @stevenrasche3159 Рік тому +17

      @@MrEvans1 I haven't yet finished the book, but it wouldn't surprise me if he got credit for events he still wasn't aware of after he got the award for doing them in the first place.

  • @AwakenedImagination
    @AwakenedImagination 3 роки тому +4095

    Crowley: “It’s got to all be over by JUNE...”
    Me: *laughs in present day June*
    **Edit**- If I ever need to know the current month I can always count on the replies to this comment to have my back.

    • @TheSylvirr
      @TheSylvirr 3 роки тому +150

      *laughs in future August*

    • @dex9428
      @dex9428 3 роки тому +113

      Laughs in almost September

    • @btarik.maulana4199
      @btarik.maulana4199 3 роки тому +95

      imagine Crowley's dissapointment when he wakes up in July.

    • @emmytheidiot5802
      @emmytheidiot5802 3 роки тому +46

      *laughs in nearly september*

    • @Sabbit
      @Sabbit 3 роки тому +42

      *sweats in almost September*

  • @Ichigo4ful
    @Ichigo4ful 4 роки тому +1804

    who else believes, that after this Crowley slithered over brought a bottle of wine and was like "What? I`m a demon I break rules all the time."

    • @sreshtavulla6927
      @sreshtavulla6927 4 роки тому +59

      CANON!

    • @GiovannaAnnette
      @GiovannaAnnette 4 роки тому +61

      LOL, not just a bottle, but a whole case!

    • @cornishphilosopher
      @cornishphilosopher 4 роки тому +8

      Yes! This!

    • @marybrown2723
      @marybrown2723 4 роки тому +29

      I wish I could believe, but it’s so sad. Probably he wouldn’t cause he’s trying not to disappoint his angel...

    • @RainaRamsay
      @RainaRamsay 4 роки тому +13

      Headcanon accepted

  • @GarnetGem
    @GarnetGem 4 роки тому +2134

    we need to get ONE thing straight: they aren't.

    • @diamaf
      @diamaf 4 роки тому +4

      More like they aren't?

    • @GarnetGem
      @GarnetGem 4 роки тому +4

      @@diamaf yes!! thanks

    • @cisforcringe5645
      @cisforcringe5645 4 роки тому +7

      you need more likes

    • @shoepixie
      @shoepixie 4 роки тому +35

      I'd adree but the whole host of labels don't really apply, do they? Not to them.
      They're them, though, and they've a thing I adore. that I do know.

    • @GarnetGem
      @GarnetGem 4 роки тому +6

      @@shoepixie true.

  • @normalguy246
    @normalguy246 4 роки тому +559

    the creators of Good Omens are fucking _experts_ at playing with viewers' hearts with dialogues like these. you guys are TOO good at this. which means that one of you has to have an AO3 account.

    • @misscherrypie7788
      @misscherrypie7788 2 роки тому +95

      It’s Micheal.

    • @yeOldeThorne
      @yeOldeThorne Рік тому +40

      Brb gonna go look for Neil Gaiman's AO3 account

    • @Oreoss
      @Oreoss 8 місяців тому +9

      micheal with his ao3 is at it again!!… *sniffs while watching the episode of ep 6 season 2*

    • @tiffanynichols7374
      @tiffanynichols7374 8 місяців тому +4

      It's absolutely Michael.

  • @seratheeducatedfeline4227
    @seratheeducatedfeline4227 4 роки тому +602

    Crowley’s random noises are absolute gold, not to mention how he just answered with “what”, and how defeated he sounded when Aziraphale didn’t instantly accept is offer to come over.

  • @tonymongoose2481
    @tonymongoose2481 4 роки тому +4482

    Imagine a podcast like this and with them just hanging out and chatting about all the stuff they’ve gotten up to throughout history and stuff like that

    • @k8bls
      @k8bls 4 роки тому +162

      Tony Mongoose There is a single episode podfic on youtube where it’s like they started a podcast together! it’s like an hour 30 long called “it’s a new craze”

    • @tonymongoose2481
      @tonymongoose2481 4 роки тому +31

      Ah omg that’s awesome I’ll defo check that out! :D Thanks for the recommendation

    • @b7kerravon
      @b7kerravon 4 роки тому +14

      @@tonymongoose2481 It's truly awesome

    • @MariMiniattL
      @MariMiniattL 4 роки тому +64

      David Tennnat did do a podcast. Called "David Tennant Does a Podcast". And yes, Michael Sheen did do an episode. But the Ian McKellen one is delightful too

    • @tonymongoose2481
      @tonymongoose2481 4 роки тому +5

      Mari Miniatt Ah yes I’ve heard that, it’s good :)

  • @MeiUsami
    @MeiUsami 4 роки тому +1097

    1:30 Aziraphale is literally WRITING A LETTER to Crowley WHILE speaking with him

    • @insertname1857
      @insertname1857 4 роки тому +159

      Masza Jacko and someone else commented that the sealing wax colour means hopeful lovers and my HEART

    • @cassianmiller-felix2657
      @cassianmiller-felix2657 4 роки тому +39

      There is a reason Ineffable Husbands is my otp

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 4 роки тому +43

      Masza Jacko
      Aziraphale you Victorian ankle tease please it’s been 6000 years give Crowley some relief

    • @ShayTheBean
      @ShayTheBean 4 роки тому +19

      "Write my letter, feel much better, use my fancy patter on the telephone" 🎵

    • @ThatOneTeen288
      @ThatOneTeen288 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ShayTheBean "OHHHHHHH LOVEE OHHHHHH LOVVEERRR BOOOOOYYYYYY"

  • @eiffapearson4628
    @eiffapearson4628 3 роки тому +544

    I love that a well known author took his time to give us this

    • @eiffapearson4628
      @eiffapearson4628 3 роки тому +95

      Also that the actors got roped into this

    • @Bremen25
      @Bremen25 11 місяців тому +60

      They were probably all texting each other about being bored during lockdown and came up with this.

    • @CallistaZM
      @CallistaZM 3 місяці тому

      @@Bremen25 oh they came up with more than this, check out Staged, if you haven't already, a lockdown project David and Michael did together with their families and some friends

  • @mariakowal1915
    @mariakowal1915 3 роки тому +242

    OK, so I come back and listen to this about once a month because what else is there to do, and I've come to the conclusion that "I could slither over and watch you eat cake" is *the* sexiest proposition ever delivered, and to be perfectly honest I would have been just as flustered as Aziraphale and rejected the advance out of sheer panic because of the overwhelming sexiness of it. I see you angel. I see you.

  • @Lonelywillow
    @Lonelywillow 4 роки тому +5748

    I love that there are these little hints of book canon in this, that never got explored in the TV show. Like Aziraphale not wanting to sell his books, or Crowley sleeping through bad eras of history. It's such a delight.

    • @COMALiteJ
      @COMALiteJ 4 роки тому +127

      Did you notice the Easter egg with the globe?

    • @loganbishop5605
      @loganbishop5605 4 роки тому +178

      Whomever posted this sounds like Aziraphale learned how to comment on youtube

    • @s.j7423
      @s.j7423 4 роки тому +8

      @@COMALiteJ the globe?

    • @Lonelywillow
      @Lonelywillow 4 роки тому +91

      @@COMALiteJ You mean that it showed the Earth is a Libra?

    • @ItakEliza
      @ItakEliza 4 роки тому +21

      @Lonelywillow could you please tell me, through which bad eras did he sleep? Not read the book :)

  • @FlashakaViolet
    @FlashakaViolet 4 роки тому +4176

    You’re trying to tell me Aziraphale and Crowley wouldn’t spend quarantine together? I don’t believe it, sorry.

    • @maurinet2291
      @maurinet2291 4 роки тому +215

      They might though. Because Aziraphale is such a rule follower. And who knows if they actually moved in together after Good Omens.

    • @split776
      @split776 4 роки тому +315

      @@maurinet2291 I mean, if you take Word of the Author, it's canon for the book that they live together in a cottage on the South Downs

    • @Julz34
      @Julz34 4 роки тому +89

      Maurine T they share a cottage in the South Downs according to Neil.

    • @nc375
      @nc375 4 роки тому +110

      I CANT I was like WHY DID CROWLEY JUST SAY ALRIGHT ILL STAY HOME LIKE WHAT YOY SHOULD BE GETTING YOUR ASS TO AZIRAPHALE'S PLACE HAHAHA

    • @beatrizgonzaga2694
      @beatrizgonzaga2694 4 роки тому +19

      OMG WHEN DID NEIL SAID THAT?

  • @Ari-dq3qb
    @Ari-dq3qb 4 роки тому +121

    2:59 Aziraphale.exe has stopped working

  • @snowfrosts
    @snowfrosts 10 місяців тому +214

    came here to heal my soul after season 2 😭

  • @goliathxanatos706
    @goliathxanatos706 4 роки тому +8695

    This is now canon. Crowley doesn’t want people to die to the corona and Azidaphale punishes burglars with cakes.

  • @aziraxiv
    @aziraxiv 4 роки тому +839

    "Good night angel...."
    Me: *the tiniest of squee*

    • @alishaeyre2682
      @alishaeyre2682 4 роки тому +6

      i squeed too

    • @Jchathe
      @Jchathe 4 роки тому +3

      Me toooo!😊

    • @emmahartman7724
      @emmahartman7724 4 роки тому +8

      The WAY HE SAID IT omg

    • @nickyaerobones
      @nickyaerobones 3 роки тому +2

      1. Play that bit through a good speaker while
      2. RECORDING IT ON YOUR PHONE !
      3. Set as your message alert or summat.
      4. SQUEEEEEEEE TO INFINITY !
      MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 😊

  • @every827
    @every827 2 роки тому +207

    2:52 "Watch you eating cake" can we please appreciate how perfect these 3 minutes and 40 seconds have been?

  • @rhiannoncrim5655
    @rhiannoncrim5655 3 роки тому +190

    So Crowley when it comes to evil draws the line at people getting hurt. He just wants people mildly pissed and inconvenienced but not get hurt or die

    • @anonymaton948
      @anonymaton948 2 роки тому +26

      I think it’s more “there isn’t much I can do to make them more miserable than they already are.”

    • @202cardline
      @202cardline 2 роки тому +7

      Alternatively, he is written as a naughty little ma-m mangeldemon *instead of evil

  • @taliasnow213
    @taliasnow213 4 роки тому +1973

    “ThAt wOuLd bE bReAkInG aLL the RULES... hint hint... you’re a demon... you break rules...”
    *cough*

    • @witnessthewhaminitsmostpur9711
      @witnessthewhaminitsmostpur9711 4 роки тому +116

      And Crowley just doesn't get it!

    • @charlotte_sometimes_
      @charlotte_sometimes_ 3 роки тому +26

      Omg ur right

    • @envyfangirl
      @envyfangirl 3 роки тому +52

      I seriously thought Crowley would say something like, Yes, I'm a Demon, I break rules, but noooo!! Clueless.

    • @danzap3844
      @danzap3844 2 роки тому +1

      Djinns are laughting.

    • @JoRiver11
      @JoRiver11 2 роки тому +1

      Crowley was just hanging out with the wrong people.

  • @erlitaputranti9321
    @erlitaputranti9321 4 роки тому +1448

    I am so not okay. Crowley's "I could slither over" killed me. I need a drink.

    • @lemontea3661
      @lemontea3661 4 роки тому +24

      Erlita Putranti GRAB ONE FOR ME TOO PLEASE

    • @888ananka
      @888ananka 4 роки тому +13

      ...or ten.

    • @lemontea3661
      @lemontea3661 4 роки тому +4

      COMALite J I got the screenshot of 666, we good boys

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 4 роки тому +2

      Im sure Crowley would provide. Just leave the door cracked...

    • @ronaleelopiga2927
      @ronaleelopiga2927 4 роки тому +1

      QUITE EXTRAORDINARILY AMOUNTS OF DRINKS, if you will! XD

  • @haeherfeder0221
    @haeherfeder0221 10 місяців тому +107

    Coming back to this for comfort after S2 destroyed me…

  • @andrearamirez700
    @andrearamirez700 3 роки тому +188

    *Crowley waking up from sleeping on the ceiling* _What's that smell? Is that cake?_ *Gets up and finds a certain angel in his flat* Azira: _I was just checking on the plants, oh dear is it July already? : )_

    • @curly213
      @curly213 3 роки тому +28

      crowley: *sees evidence that aziraphale had been camping out at his flat the whole time he was asleep*

  • @Ziraley
    @Ziraley 4 роки тому +1308

    Why is everyone so calm about Crowley suggesting he could slither over to Aziraphale's place.

  • @bushidotestu1997
    @bushidotestu1997 4 роки тому +1919

    When the demon does a better job of maintaining social distancing laws then most humans

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 4 роки тому +9

      Well, I mean-Those Daemons/Demons..You know you to either have to (in order to cause most mischief and chaos in the world) invite or demand them to be released onto the world/to come to your domain (again,that's also old-school vampiric rules/ritual as well,honestly)..Also,I may put this out as a bit of a stretch here,but..I guess the LAST time (other than back in the garden of Eden,of course) Crowley went a bit..let's say,a bit TOO loose on the coaxing of venerable innocent souls back in the day-With _his buddy/accomplice Aziraphale_ around?! Really..?- I guess the result wasn't too pretty,I presume..
      And to think- _other than the fact that Azira and Anthony J. Crowley ARE technically immortal beings_ (more-or-so the less,agents of God and Lucifer,nonetheless!) and therefore,can't really get sick and all by this thing that's going on,but..- God,Lucifer and the other workers/agents in their respective domains (_*Probably*_) have got a LOT of fricking work to do, _if you catch my drift,so to speak.._

    • @Joe-sn6ir
      @Joe-sn6ir 3 роки тому +1

      social distancing is stupid. why people are freaking out over this flu thing is also stupid. but people are stupid and they let the idiot media influence them.

    • @sofiyasharova6072
      @sofiyasharova6072 3 роки тому +2

      YEESSS!!!!!!!!

    • @Topaz_the_clown1987
      @Topaz_the_clown1987 3 роки тому +20

      @@Joe-sn6ir like you let the internet tell you its fake, exactly stfu

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 2 роки тому +2

      It's quite sad, really.

  • @romanpurple9352
    @romanpurple9352 3 роки тому +223

    Crowley: “It’s gotta be all over by June right?”
    Me: *Laughs in 2021*

    • @snarkychicken
      @snarkychicken 2 роки тому +7

      It's almost september and we're still dealing with Miss Corona's daughter, Delta

    • @yunamchill9169
      @yunamchill9169 2 роки тому +4

      @@snarkychicken And apparently her son is being developed in Peru! Gods have mercy, when will this ever end?

    • @inazuma2332
      @inazuma2332 2 роки тому +4

      *laughs in almost 2022

    • @montythesnake7860
      @montythesnake7860 2 роки тому +6

      @@inazuma2332 *laughs in 2022

    • @LiXa_5
      @LiXa_5 2 роки тому +4

      Crying in 2022

  • @greenherbb
    @greenherbb 5 місяців тому +20

    I still can’t get over Aziraphale giving Crowley ideas and Crowley shutting him down because he doesn’t want to hurt anyone

  • @TheBlackSquirrel
    @TheBlackSquirrel 4 роки тому +1468

    Pestilence came out of retirement because they missed Armageddon and felt forgotten, that's why we're in this mess.

    • @cinnaisweird1792
      @cinnaisweird1792 4 роки тому +157

      Pestilence was like "You incompetent twats"

    • @spilecka
      @spilecka 4 роки тому +94

      I was genuinely thinking that about a month ago....Pestilence was content enough to ignore a book saying he's retired, but the miniseries was a step too far...."Retired? I'll show YOU retired..."

    • @BrooklynMcupkiller
      @BrooklynMcupkiller 4 роки тому +66

      I sent a headcanon like this to Neil Gaiman on Tumblr, he agreed. So people decided to jump on there and scream at us for taking the state of the world so lightly.

    • @sofieroskova6223
      @sofieroskova6223 4 роки тому +16

      I literally said that in a fanfic I wrote a few weeks ago :)

    • @kingsaracoon9594
      @kingsaracoon9594 4 роки тому +66

      *Armageddon fails to start*
      Pestilence: fine, I'll do it myself

  • @summerevening421
    @summerevening421 4 роки тому +414

    WHY DO THEY SOUND LIKE THEYRE IN BED TALKING AND THINKING ABOUT EACH OTHER?!?!?!?!

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 4 роки тому +1

      EYE-

    • @lillyanne7277
      @lillyanne7277 4 роки тому +27

      @Summer Evening your comment gave me the mental image that they are laying across from eachother, both holding phones, starring at eachother while conversing.

  • @user-rp3ed9wh2h
    @user-rp3ed9wh2h 3 роки тому +68

    'I could come over and watch you eat cake'
    Aziraphale.exe has stopped working.

  • @HappyPhantom668
    @HappyPhantom668 9 місяців тому +37

    He actually pronounced Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte so well, I’m floored.

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 3 місяці тому

      2:31 Well we now know he can speak any language other than French divinely perfectly❤

  • @Hetaliafan85
    @Hetaliafan85 4 роки тому +761

    Broke: "Aziraphale and Crowley would never be separated during quarantine."
    Woke: Good Omens (TV) takes place in 2021
    Bespoke (also not my joke): They are calling in different rooms in the shop to throw the spies off their scent.

  • @kingsaracoon9594
    @kingsaracoon9594 4 роки тому +944

    "I could just slither-"
    me: HERE FROM EDEN JUST TO SIT *OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR*

    • @insertname1857
      @insertname1857 4 роки тому +21

      Sarah Simone THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST SONGS

    • @sallyannlady
      @sallyannlady 4 роки тому +51

      *Proclaimers in the background* ... "And I would slither 500 miles and I would slither 500 more..."

    • @Rachel-kr1jh
      @Rachel-kr1jh 4 роки тому +5

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 4 роки тому +25

      sallyannlady
      JUST TO BE THE SNEK WHO SLITHERED 1000 MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 4 роки тому +15

      A PICNIC PLAN FOR *YOU AND ME*

  • @dragonphoenix1013
    @dragonphoenix1013 3 роки тому +137

    If I didn't know anything about Good Omens at all and I stumbled upon this, I would've thought that they're distant lovers missing each other and trying to catch up via midnight calls to make up for the affection and see how they're doing without the company of the other.
    Wait a minute-

  • @mormoon_
    @mormoon_ 10 місяців тому +21

    devils representative on earth: “good night, angel.”

  • @yve6177
    @yve6177 4 роки тому +2050

    Aziraphale: Bae come over.
    Crowley: I can't. We're in lockdown.
    Aziraphale: .....i have cake.
    Crowley: omw

    • @Felix-wo3ew
      @Felix-wo3ew 3 роки тому +157

      the cutest thing is, that he is not interested in eating cake, he just wants to watch Aziraphale eat cake

    • @dbzcupcake
      @dbzcupcake 3 роки тому +54

      Aziraphale: JK babe I'm just tempting you.

    • @Alinor24
      @Alinor24 2 роки тому +18

      He could just miracle himself to the bookshop.

    • @justtippinmytophat2u647
      @justtippinmytophat2u647 2 роки тому +4

      A general summary

  • @samseverin5877
    @samseverin5877 4 роки тому +355

    The JOY when Aziraphale talks about how few customers he has is KILLING me.

    • @andreaeray
      @andreaeray 4 роки тому +21

      He's not so much a book seller as a book collector!

    • @caradrake
      @caradrake 4 роки тому +21

      I remember a scene in the book where Aziraphale goes out of his way to not sell books.

    • @subtlefire7256
      @subtlefire7256 3 роки тому +18

      @@caradrake Yeah, there's a whole paragraph about Aziraphale's techniques, like unpleasant smells and unpredictable opening hours, "every means short of actual physical violence"- so I take it that psychological torture is alright, lol - and how he only ever sells something when he absolutely has to.

  • @Jules-916
    @Jules-916 4 місяці тому +7

    If Aziraphale had a mukbang channel, Crowley would secretly be donating every day

  • @taitewyld3657
    @taitewyld3657 9 місяців тому +26

    No wonder he was bored dude was stuck in his car😂

  • @spookysarah7777
    @spookysarah7777 4 роки тому +532

    Am I the only person who thinks Crowley would love animal crossing? He can garden to his hearts content, organize everything all nice, annoying his neighbors to do some light evil... find people's dodo codes and plant pitfalls on their islands.... that would be nice.

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 4 роки тому +49

      I think he'd enjoy the Untitled Goose Game as well! 😁

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 4 роки тому +12

      And Aziraphale would play Doom Eternal

    • @darastarscream
      @darastarscream 4 роки тому +26

      No way. Have you seen how he treats the houseplants? Crowley'd be that guy on The Sims coaxing his sim people into swimming pools and erasing the ladders so they can't climb out.

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 4 роки тому +4

      @@darastarscream no, in this vid he doesn't want to make everyones life worse.

    • @darastarscream
      @darastarscream 4 роки тому +15

      @@abithefallenhuman921 Now I'm imagining him calling up Aziraphale and ranting for an hour over what a demonic jerk that racoon is.

  • @MsCraw101
    @MsCraw101 4 роки тому +810

    We all know Aziraphale didn’t last 24 hours before breaking and having Crowley over. 😂 This is beautiful, massive thank you to everyone involved.

    • @IneffableFoxy
      @IneffableFoxy 4 роки тому +34

      24 hours? Maybe 24 minutes.

    • @martinawolf2983
      @martinawolf2983 4 роки тому +25

      @@IneffableFoxy More like 24 seconds: the time Crowley needs to realize: "Wait a moment. I am a DEMON! I can do MIRACLES!" and Crowley "puff"s over to Zira's place with macaroons and champagne, a grin on his face and says: "Hello, Angel."

    • @sarajeanb80
      @sarajeanb80 4 роки тому +9

      He's the one who called Crowley, after all.

    • @Sairin13
      @Sairin13 4 роки тому +7

      Aziraphale discovers Devil's food cake and brings some over

  • @nicoler1183
    @nicoler1183 3 роки тому +220

    Naturally, the fandom has jumped on "setting the alarm clock for July" as an excuse to release a slew of lockdown fics and comics on July 1st. #wakeysnakey

  • @novastation6945
    @novastation6945 9 місяців тому +22

    My guy was living in his car!!!!! :(

  • @melissahilliard3583
    @melissahilliard3583 4 роки тому +4247

    We need a million more of these for EVERY occasion.

  • @lunehowls
    @lunehowls 4 роки тому +2158

    WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE THEY ARE OKAY AFTER WATCHING THIS???

    • @flummoxedgiles
      @flummoxedgiles 4 роки тому +126

      RIGHT?? ALL THE COMMENTS ARE JUST CHILLING IN LOWERCASE AND I'M LIKE ??????

    • @medalia7622
      @medalia7622 4 роки тому +18

      flummoxed angel MOOD

    • @SMoyo-md1uc
      @SMoyo-md1uc 4 роки тому +29

      I'M NOT OKAY!!!!!

    • @katerinam7653
      @katerinam7653 4 роки тому +61

      definitely not ok here...I am crying in a corner ...I miss those 2 sooooo much

    • @lemontea3661
      @lemontea3661 4 роки тому +33

      Bro I started crying like 30 seconds in

  • @Skyyyy-yh1zf
    @Skyyyy-yh1zf 4 місяці тому +8

    I really want to see Crowley and Aziraphale baking something that would be adorable

  • @robinmadle6479
    @robinmadle6479 3 роки тому +46

    "Turns out I have a whole cookbook section in the shop!"
    So...Aziraphale doesn't know every book that he has...huh.

    • @hannacross280
      @hannacross280 2 роки тому +21

      And Crowley does. B/c the last episode when Crowley, disguised as Aziraphale, looks at some books and says "Oh those are new."

    • @robinmadle6479
      @robinmadle6479 2 роки тому +6

      @@hannacross280 I didn't even notice that...huh, that's pretty sweet ^^

  • @emilywestcott416
    @emilywestcott416 4 роки тому +692

    UA-cam has failed me. There is no "Completely and Utterly Adore" button. Stay safe, everyone - no slithering over to friends' houses for cake just yet. Maybe in July? 😁❤❤❤🌈

    • @angelahope3273
      @angelahope3273 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you Emily for those wonderful words.
      Sending best wishes to you and yours.
      Stay safe.
      Take good care of yourselves Angie

  • @Realisticallyliteral
    @Realisticallyliteral 4 роки тому +1332

    You're telling me that at the announcement of lockdown Crowley *didn't* : grab his plants, get in his Bentley and speed to the bookshop?

    • @danielabenitez1264
      @danielabenitez1264 3 роки тому +231

      Hahahahahahaha take his plants. Hahahaha. That's the best part. I can almost see Aziraphel perplex at all those plants, and Crowley just: "We've decided to quarantine here. Maybe reading to my plants will make them more beautiful, and without LEAFSPOTS, DID YOU ALL HERE? I haven't tried that. Give me your best books".

    • @dayschange2
      @dayschange2 3 роки тому +188

      "Oh no, the lockdown is in effect and I'm already here. I guess I'll have to stay. Good thing I conveniently brought all my plants with me. :)"

    • @jackfables3470
      @jackfables3470 3 роки тому +46

      Not his fault : He had to wait for his plants to *'GROW FASTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'*

    • @plutomoon2681
      @plutomoon2681 2 роки тому +45

      That does sound like exactly the type of thing Crowley would do- of course Aziraphale would initially be upset with him, but i like to imagine that Crowley eventually conviced him to let him stay because it'd be double the bad going home again. HKFHJDKSL I LOVE THEM SM

    • @sarinabina5487
      @sarinabina5487 Рік тому +4

      @@dayschange2 someone needs 2 make art of this (me)

  • @lars.equals.laurentius
    @lars.equals.laurentius 5 місяців тому +9

    the way crowley says good night angel i am ILL

  • @arttheclown9114
    @arttheclown9114 Рік тому +142

    I know it's been 2 years since but they both sound so happy/excited to talk to each other in their own ways and it's so cute

  • @Elphie325
    @Elphie325 4 роки тому +1788

    "To the world..."
    I definitely didn't cry. Nope. Not me. I'm not crying, you are.

    • @kentonbaird1723
      @kentonbaird1723 4 роки тому +10

      Held it together, right to that point... gods dammit.

    • @nickball4071
      @nickball4071 4 роки тому +30

      "why is it raining?"
      "It's not raining, sir"
      "Yes it is"
      "My mistake, Sir, it's pouring down"

    • @Elphie325
      @Elphie325 4 роки тому +6

      @@kentonbaird1723 I was doing so well. And then... all the tears.

    • @Elphie325
      @Elphie325 4 роки тому +3

      @@nickball4071 Torrential in my house...

    • @kentonbaird1723
      @kentonbaird1723 4 роки тому +13

      ....I miss Terry Pratchett.

  • @rileyharmon2290
    @rileyharmon2290 4 роки тому +206

    i think we all know how absolutely ecstatic Michael was to film this audio

    • @arson_cloud3801
      @arson_cloud3801 4 роки тому

      Yas XD you can just imagine it cant you? XD XD

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 4 роки тому +11

      Riley H
      That one vine where that guy is like;
      “hihi HIHI” *flops on couch* “Ryan~”

  • @screeb0746
    @screeb0746 3 роки тому +11

    You can hear:
    The *gay panic* in aziraphales voice
    And the *please love me* in crowleys

  • @grace3112
    @grace3112 3 роки тому +51

    0:41 “it’s got to be all over by June”
    *cries in august*