DM: “I’m just going to say this, if you continue using said loaded dice, I will change the dice results so ever time you hit a 20, you will automatically fail”
Ikr? Lol "oh come on Fred the trogs were part of thier filter, they would have passed it." "Ah sorry ole bean, but whats done is done, but about the slavery thing" " yeah yeah i was going to work on that, no go, sorry folks freds gota go, dont get to hung up on a gods help, after all you are supposed to do it on your own"
Me see farmwhich story me click on farmwhich story, story was pedestrian and wondering when the fucky shit was going to happen. Then Fred started his bit..
This definitely needs some sequels. Hopefully the author carries on. Or if has moved on to other stories, gives permission for another author to carry it on.
I could immediately think of a 6th Great Filter after he said the 5th. Active Galactic Nucleus. A phenomenon so ridiculously powerful, it can stop star formation and sterilize every system in a galaxy. I'm not talking about the little burps that caused the Fermi Bubbles around Sagittarius A*, but full-blown quasars.
Dude. Learn how to pronounce "quasar". You're the second person this week who has mispronounced it. It's important, otherwise the languages evolve and change too quickly and you end up living 40 years and suddenly nobody's speaking your language anymore.
DM: "Alright, who's the "Genius" who brought loaded dice to the D&D session when we're NOT in a casino to infiltrate a dark guild?"
you forgot the " at the start.
good one never the less.
@@מאורקולמן thanks, I'll edit it rn.
DM: “I’m just going to say this, if you continue using said loaded dice, I will change the dice results so ever time you hit a 20, you will automatically fail”
@@Primearch-GG happy to help
Heh, only thing missing is another Ascended God-Human appearing to shoo Fred out of their own creative universe. LOL
Ikr? Lol "oh come on Fred the trogs were part of thier filter, they would have passed it."
"Ah sorry ole bean, but whats done is done, but about the slavery thing" " yeah yeah i was going to work on that, no go, sorry folks freds gota go, dont get to hung up on a gods help, after all you are supposed to do it on your own"
I imagine there are rules for visitors which probably incluse putting up "a sign" if visitors aren't welcome.
thank you for posting one of my silly scribblings :)
imsorry for not writing in almost two weeks. i havent been well
So...is Fred actually General Melchett or Leftenant George in disguise or is he just a Blackadder fan?
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@@EllenbergW Congrats you are the FIRST person to point out the Blackadder reference!
truth is, i wrote this entire story JUST to make that joke! :)
@@valtiel2589 Sorry missed it. Darn. Maybe needed a cunning plan or an ostrich!
Got some serious Sheogorath vibes from this dude in the beginning
Even as Gods in another universe humans can't spot causing mass extinctions.
Me see farmwhich story me click on farmwhich story, story was pedestrian and wondering when the fucky shit was going to happen. Then Fred started his bit..
Yeah, he really has a talent for storys like this.
@@Lupus_Indomitus oh I know, I am a fan of the fucky wucky he puts into his stories
@@radfordra same
ah yes, when an actual god is just down the local pub lol
I do love my OP humans stories, but OP human GODS? That's something I didn't know I needed. Good job, author.
Shoot how are the Trogs going to ascend to godhood now? Now if I was Fred I might like a little carnal knowledge with Serris, she sounds really cute.
This definitely needs some sequels. Hopefully the author carries on. Or if has moved on to other stories, gives permission for another author to carry it on.
I could immediately think of a 6th Great Filter after he said the 5th. Active Galactic Nucleus. A phenomenon so ridiculously powerful, it can stop star formation and sterilize every system in a galaxy. I'm not talking about the little burps that caused the Fermi Bubbles around Sagittarius A*, but full-blown quasars.
this would make a great series
TLDR; Random D&D session gone wrong.
eggs
Wot? No bacon???
Dude.
Learn how to pronounce "quasar".
You're the second person this week who has mispronounced it.
It's important, otherwise the languages evolve and change too quickly and you end up living 40 years and suddenly nobody's speaking your language anymore.
It's the nature of everything to evolve. Adapt or be left behind.
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