Cursed Commercials #45
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Which commercial did YOU think was the most cursed?
The comfy ad with the isle of man flag and the mtv is just nah
the dave commercial
I dunno but the guy in the red Mex chicken one looks like Dave Seville from the 90s chip links cartoon
Circus freak one for sure. MTV Music awards. MTV was def tripping back then.
@@djkolobok9663 Because it was a Money-based SCAM, Another reason for it to be Cursed!!!
The "Ad Guy" toy commercial was a viral marketing video created by Rodgers Townsend, which is a marketing/ad agency. It was done on a budget of only $400 and was sent out to email addresses to generate buzz for their company around 2002.
Thanks for the advice!
Thank you!
Just what i came to say 👍
That is equally as weird as the ad itself, so I believe you.
"Have a gangbang!"
Lost it at the caked up Friday Night Funkin’ chocolate bar
Me too. I hate it so much.
Sameeee
Who thought it was a good idea to animate that?
Love that since it just ends with them going to the movies, it implies the wolf actually is that girl's grandma and she's just really mean to her grandma.
In the, uh... Booty shot... Grandma is shown tied up and stuffed under the bed
@@Era1113 I guess the wolf just really wanted to be a grandma
@@Era1113 That makes it even funnier. Why tf did they go to the movies?
@@jacobbrown9894 I guess this wolf became a human child's grandma just so he could go to this awesome cinema?? lol
@@Era1113bro I def won't looking at that. I bet 90%of people missed it lol
I did some digging on the Ad Guy. Apparently it was a company's holiday greeting video, sent by an ad company to its employees, meant to poke fun at the marketing and advertising industry as a whole. What started as an inside joke between 400 employees turned viral when someone uploaded it online.
honestly it's kinda funny, even if cursed
cursed commercials has officially turned into a try not to laugh challenge
I’m NEVER gonna be able to hear that squeak sound effect at 13:37 ever again without having to stifle a belly laugh 😂
13:35 We were all so distracted by the big caboose that we didn't notice the grandma tied up under the bed
I noticed but, wasn’t sure what I was looking at
Fun fact: The Walkers Potato Cheese Heads crisps commercials were animated by none other than Aardman Animation themselves
The eyes are *very* Aardman lol good to know!
I knew it! They have a wonderfully distinct style
Aaaah thank you bc they the voice actors are British and aardman is a UK British Studio
Footballer Gary Lineker doing one of the voices.
I miss the potato heads crisps 😢
No one expects the Hoot Wireless jumpscare
I've been waiting for one for a while lol
it's not really a jumpscare for me, just a jumplaugh lol
hoot wireless
I had to check to see if I was accidentally watching a vinesauce VOD in another tab
Or Sam Catania bursting through the rating.
The Cinemark ad was VERY nostalgic for me tbh. I grew up near a Cinemark theater and while I don’t remember that exact ad playing before any movies, I remember seeing those same characters in some kind of promotional material before movies and the theater itself having branding and posters with them. Probably a lesser known bit of nostalgia but I still remember it from my childhood!
As someone hard at work archiving Cinemark intros at the moment: their names are Front Row Joe and Popcorn Penny. Last time the former appeared in the US and the latter appeared period, though I recently discovered that unlike Penny "Gato Joe" survived in Chile for a bit longer.
I remember this exact one and then sometimes them also showing trimmed down ones as well. But what i also remember is what they did right before the previews where they would ask you to silence your cell phones and then to silence your pagers
I can confirm as someone that used to live close to a Cinemark, that ad would play right before the beginning of every film from like 2008-2012, and seeing it again unleashed a sense of despair I had long forgotten about so thanks for that, Chad
Did you manage to see it during the 80s or 90s?
I remember it from early 2000s
Yeah, as a logo fanatic (who has incidentally been working with a lot of Cinemark logo archiving as of late) I'd call it a logo and not an ad.
A logo that absolutely desecrates my man Front Row Joe.
Believe it or not, he animated like a Don Bluth film in the 90s.
This was the last time he appeared in the US, and the last time his girlfriend Popcorn Penny appeared period. RIP, died of Foodfight CGI.
Oh lord you poor thing, my condolences🙏
As cursed the redriding hood was, it was nicely animated...
I hate that your right
Right. I though it was cute. One of those ads you’d see at like 7 before bed. Miss those days…
It was well animated, doesn't stop me from feeling utter fear.
Yeah! I think that's the second best wolf-in-female-disguise ever, shortly after by the one in the "Wolf! Wolf!" episode of Mighty Mouse. I like how the animators gave jiggle physics to his bazoongas while making krystal clear they are fake by painting them green and blue, like the make up of his eyes. Which begs the question: are his large buttocks fake too? They really honour the definition of gluteus MAXIMUS.
I had the same thoughts but not the guts to say it
To Cinemark's credit, the cloth physics on those characters is amazing for the time.
The mtv ad feels like it would be lost media that people wouldn't believe is real
For the laughing cow mascot, I feel like the first drew a human woman's face then added cow features to it later. That's why it's kinda creepy to me.
The cow laughs for it knows it is in the uncanny valley.
They are also blood red!
It’s reminiscent of the logo for The Skinny Cow reduced calorie ice cream desserts, which is a cow in lipstick lounging like Rita Hayworth trying to seduce the leading man 😬
its the human-like jawline for me...
correct!
The Serta sheep were a long running mascot for the brand, like the Geico gecko. They started as the counting sheep that were put out of a job because the mattress were so affective at putting people to sleep. Out of context it’s really weird to see it but I remember as a kid enjoying the shenanigans the sheep got up to. Looking back I think I actually enjoyed them because they reminded me of the sheep in Wallace and Grommet.
Both of them are works of Aardman Animations- so maybe that’s why.
Wasn't expecting a cursed commercials video on a monday 😂
surprise! Thanks for subscribing for 2 years!
@@chadtronic your welcome your videos are awesome
@@chadtronic Welcome back Chad.
@@chadtronic wait that's what the joined means?
@@chadtronic 15:47: If you realized this video had kids playing with those things, while the announcer says “have a gangbang”, you would’ve given it a 10.
From what I was able to gather regarding that Kiss Cool thing, it was a product once made by Mondelez International/Kraft Foods and the commercial is from France which might explain the accents. I'm assuming they're just the French version of ordinary Mentos based off the packaging that you just have and not gum since it says "Menthe Forte" on the packaging meaning "Strong Mint". The chicken was in that cheese commercial because as the commercial said, the rooster was after the cow's role to promote the product, so it could be instead called the Laughing (or Fighting) Rooster. The Laughing Cow is also originally from France (though this commercial is British), and the rooster is a national symbol of the country.
In the Middle Ages, the Gallic Rooster was widely used as a religious symbol, the sign of hope and faith. It was during the Renaissance that the rooster began to be associated with the emerging French nation. Royal effigy of Bourbon kings was accompanied by the rooster! But it was the French Revolution that established the rooster as the representation of the Nation’s identity.
I had no idea they put that much into an advertisement lol
A lot of heavy hitters this time around! The jiggling butt recurring gag was hilarious, 10/10
Maybe I'm weird, but I actually really enjoyed the Cinemark ad.
I didn’t think it was off putting at all lol especially compared to the others in this video
I actually have seen that ad in a Cinemark, though it was an extremely long time ago.
I just love how extra it is, especially for something that likely played before the feature.
Yeah I didnt mind it. Thought it was OK
I thought Chad really overreacted to it, lol, it was pretty innocent and entertaining to me.
this has to be the most cursed episode. i don't recall him ever giving out this many 10s.
I’m gonna have nightmares about that three-legged Comfy thing 🤣
It's like something out of Silent Hill. There's something just wrong about it. It shouldn't exist.
It looks like the symbol that on the flag of isle of man, yes it is a real country
@@bread9276 Not a full-fledged country. It's part of the United Kingdom.
@@bread9276
It's a good thing it had three legs and not four, or it would look like a certain other symbol. Especially if it had been facing the other direction.
That is the opposite of comfy
I think the main thing that made that animated Laughing Cow logo unsettling was actually the fact that they animated it as if she had a human head shape, rather than a cow's head shape.
Her jaw also feels like snake levels of unhinged
@wispisang snakes jaws ain't connected thus they separate who your implying that the laughing cow doesn't have a linked jaw? O_o
The Cheese Heads one is an EXTREMELY British thing.
You’ve got Gary Linekar playing a potato (ex footballer who is famously associated with Walkers Crisps).
The ‘cheese head’ was voiced by Keith Chegwin, an English celeb famous for presenting loads of cheesy shows, and being a cheesy personality in general.
I vaguely remember this product being advertised, but it would have been when I was a student and definitely didn’t have money to spend on snacks 😂
I can't say what that Keep It Comfy commercial is about, but I can say that the thing running is a triskelion, which is the symbol of the Isle of Man. The Isle of Man is a British Crown Dependency, meaning it's not part of the UK as they are their own thing but they're not an independent nation as the UK is responsible for them. The triskelion on the Isle of Man flag makes their flag stand out. At first glance it makes no sense, but it's a bit more sense when paired with the Isle of Man's motto: "Quocunque Jeceris Stabit" which means, "Wherever you throw it, it shall stand". The triskelion was first seen on the Isle of Man in 1265, but the symbol is much older than that and dates back to the Ancient Mycenaeans and Lycians of the Mediterranean.
More Isle of Man facts: The Bee Gees are from the Isle of Man! Yup, they're not Australian! Maurice, Robin, and Barry were all born on the Isle of Man. Their family later moved to Australia, but they were born in Man. Isle of Man is the origin of Manx cats which are known for being tailless, but not all Manx cats are tailless! It’s not entirely clear how the local cats came to be tailless in the first place, although science suggests that it’s some kind of genetic mutation. Some litters are born with a mix of tailless and tailed kittens. Normal-length tails are known as “longies”, tailless are called “rumpies” while others with stumps are called “stumpies”.
That "Keep It Comfy" commercial was for Van's Shoes
Today was a good batch of cursed ads, lots of 10's given out. 10/10
5:54 Thank god there's only 3 legs, one more and this commercial would've gotten a 10.
7:56
As cursed as the characters looked, the animation of their movement was really well done. Even the swishing of her dress was good.
I remember that Cinemark advertisement! You're right, it was played when the previews were over and right before the movie started. The cat guy was called Front Row Joe and was the mascot for Cinemark since the 80's. That particular CGI animation was used in the mid 2000's for cinemark's 20th anniversary. He's mostly just used in print ads nowadays
Cursed Commercials has just become Chad finding British adverts and being baffled 😂
I can confirm that the Cinemark spot was something they played before literally _every_ movie at the local Cinemark theater where I grew up. As for why they felt the need to advertise their own theaters _in their own theaters_ I have no idea, maybe in case you forgot where you were? It always did confuse me, though, and yes the poorly animated CG anthro characters are even more terrifying when they're projected onto a 15 foot tall screen.
I believe every theater chain does it, but I may be wrong. I have Regal Cinemas in my area and they have a mini ad prior to every movie. It's usually done by some student director/filmmaker and paid for by the cinema. Not sure if it's an annual contest or scholarship type thing or what.
Chad has been there for a long time...
I wonder how its gonna last him to get to the last cursed commercials
death.
twice.
bold of you to assume there will ever be a last one.
To be honest he might slowing down on making them
"Until the end of time"
they did a superb job replicating the Disney artstyle for that Macdonalds advert
Looked more like Don Bluth's Anastasia to me, but either way the style was on point
The keep it comfy ad was for Vans! You can see the logo on the socks and you can barely make out the waffle bottoms of the shoes- not very effective at showing it though
Well now it's not a Nike ad (bc I thought that's what it was advertising)
Something about the Laughing Cow seems satanic to me. I mean, its a calf (like the golden idol), its bright red, it can speak like a human. It always scared me too.
The Laughing Cow says "GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!!!" 👿
Time for another dose of cursed commercials!
I wish you luck
I actually remember the Cinemark one. And yes it was shown before movies.
12:53 This commercial was so well-animated & weird yet hilarious 😆😂
13:36 This twerk gives me AOSTH Robotnik vibes when he twerks in this fashion (the first Sonic cartoon in 1993 mind you)
No fr cause Robotnik in the 1993 Sonic cartoon was MAD thicc 😩🤣
@@GmmBeast Right! This wolf RIVALS the mighty Rrrrrrobotnik!
@@robotnikcentric64 Never thought the day would come! 😆
@@GmmBeast Me neither! lol XD
That Cinemark ad hits me hard in the nostalgia. My local theater was a Cinemark, specifically Tinseltown, and that ad would play before movies. I remember the trash cans were also of that cat's head and he would talk when you threw something away.
Cursed is such a strong word. I say weirdly fun
They truly keep getting freakier, don't they? It's like cyriak made some of these
i know what is in cyriak's style
the collage part of The Multi-Medium
When the "comfy" commercial came on, I instantly thought it looked like something Cyriak would make (albeit not quite the same style visually, but the elements are there)
Or cool 3D world
Honestly I found the movie theater ad charming. I doubt they’d want to spend a ton of money on an ad showing snacks and stuff. But it reminds me of the let’s all go to the movies” thing. It’s still trying to sell you overpriced snacks but if for a moment I can be a kid again seeing the silly little bowling alley quality ad before watching Shrek 2 with my nachos, candy, and drink beside my parents, i’m all for it.
My brain honestly just exploded with the keep it comfy thing
Isle of man
Thank you for unlocking a core memory. I used to see that Cinemark commercial every Saturday before the movie I was seeing started when I was growing up.
The Cinemark cat commercial, is definitely real. I know b/c I see that cat every movie before it starts in their theater chain during the 2000s. It was either this or Studio Movie Grill back then, until the Alamo Drafthouse came to my area and I never went to any other theater chain ever since, unless it's a specific movie they don't have.
5:54
This is a reference to the flag of the Isle of Man.
7:56
That's Front Row Joe, the Cinemark mascot. He used to star in elaborate musical numbers teaching kids theater etiquette, but now he's fantasizing about the lady behind the counter who's only nice to him because it's her job.
We just witnessed Front Row Joe’s fall from grace in 4K
We're on 45 already!? Wow, time flies. I subscribed around cursed commercials 3 but had been watching for years before. As an older fan I hope the best for you!
Same!!!
The gum girl commercial looks like something made by the people who made the klasky Csupo logo.
You know it's an automatic ten when Chad throws his remote and accidentally knocks over the fake candles.
Seeing that cinemark cat ad thing dig up some ancient memories. I definitely remember it being before movies in the theater.
the big butts gave me flashbacks to a certain adult animation turned meme.
Yeah. He also put his new forgis on the jeep and traps until the bloodied bottoms is underneath.
Grandma and the Hershy bar both put the new forgis in their jeeps
@@celinaaleyda3911uz all his ******** got it out the streets, so he keeps a hundred racks inside his jeans
That was the most 10s I've seen in a long time. Also always a treat to hear from Hoot Wireless
I like how Chadtronic pointing out the cow's teeth is both unsettling but also he unintentionally pointed out something that a real life cow doesn't have, yes cows don't have upper teeth people.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
Man it felt forever, I'm glad your back with another curse video.
8:32 I was sure Cats Don't Dance would never actually come out with a sequel.
That Ad Guy thing was awesome. That should be its own show. I could see it being a recurring sketch on "Robot Chicken" or something.
It's the fact there's even more cursed Cinemark commercials than this one. You could get a whole episode just from them. :P
I understand that this comment will go unnoticed, but I just wanted to thank you for all of the cursed commercials videos you've did and continued all these years. I was watching you when i was a little boy with your Japanese toothpaste commercial? and that Pikachu creepy pasta you did on the GameCube? my memory is not clear but thank you for all the good times and laughs you gave me. Especially that diamond sword you hanged on your room, i always tried to imitate it in my room. I don't know how else to tell you my gratitude, but thank you.
A lot of commercials were rated 10/10
7:56 Oh my God that Cinemark one took me back. Saw that one enough times to where I could recognize the whole thing lol
Front Seat Joe (the Cinemark Cat) was a prevalent character in all of the pre-movie Cinemark ads in some areas
5:55 Average Isle of man
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So many level 10 commercials in this one! We were so "blessed"
I cannot tell you just how cursed it was to see the Cinemark preshow ad pop up and get sent straight back to my first highschool job in a Cinemark concession stand. Yes this was a real preshow ad that played before each movie somewhere around 2006-2008.😂 Fun note, the shirt she wears in the concession stand was our actual uniform shirt before they found the joy of advertising on minimum wage humans, because who doesnt love advertising movies like Hancock (2008) on their back? Btw the cat guy's offical name if I am remembering correctly is Cinemark Joe, though I can't recall if the girl had a name.
It says at the end of the preshow ad "Front Row Joe"
That laughing cow ad gave me flashbacks, just hearing the rooster and his kung-fu noises, they aired it all the time in the UK
M&M pfp
The furries who made the wolf commercial are the kind of furries we regular furries make fun of.
Yeah lol
You know what's annoying about furries? The constant validation seeking. "Oh, as a furry, I'm not one of THOSE furries, I'm one of the good ones! Please pick me! Did I already mention I'm a furry?".
@@VeneficaDelirium This is sort of true! We're all aware of the stereotype, but by calling attention to it oneself it ends up sounding paranoid and defensive. Also, I was purely being sarcastic in my comment. There really is nothing wrong with furries who DO participate in the "adult side." At least not in and of itself. As long as it's all between enthusiastically consenting adults, of course.
omg, that cinemark ad brought back a buried core memory!
I don't want your memories
@@chadtronic To be fair, I don't want them either.
So was it on TV or one that just played at the theatre before the movie?
@TJ It played before movies in their theaters, I believe in the late 2000s if I remember correctly. We had a cenimark theater right by my house most of my life, so I saw it a lot
@@wendymccoy1093 thank you!
That movie theater commercial…
Someone was thirsty, and not for soda…
I actually had the calendar featuring the characters from that Cinemark commercial.
I had no idea that BF had a tv career for chocolate bar ads. 13:47
I had no idea he could BECOME a chocolate bar in the first place
9:05 the animation itself is fantastic. The only unsettling thing we're the models- had they found/made better models, it would be a genuinely good commercial.
I just now noticed that the grandmother was tied up underneath the bed.
5:55 if there was a 4th leg this would’ve been an instant 10
Keepin' it Kampf-y!
Literally every MTV ident replicates a fever dream.
7:57 I would like to say that my phone started buffering RIGHT as that cat winked and I am DYING about it-
Man I never get sick of your cursed commercial videos. Please never stop making these
[18:35]: Ah yes, I've seen this commercial before by Aardman and i surprisingly don't find it weird or cursed just because it has that Aardman Stop Motion charm they put into their productions on TV Shows, Movies And Commercials
Ok i just now stumbled upon your channel, and i have to say that is is charming and ingeniously entertaining.
Glad you enjoy it
13:49 why does he look like the guy from FNF
You mean BF?
Thanks Chad for bringing another banger! I can't wait for poglings on the switch! Love from a long time fan ❤️
I see this is the wootwildin' thiccness edition episode with these cursed commercials
13:39 oh god Granma’s still down there
OMG I didn't notice that
Thank you for making the ad even more cured.
The Cinemark cat one is so normalized for me. Literally the specific theater I've been going to since The Lion King came out has had those before every movie.
Glad to see you're still in business, Chad! Hope game development is going well, I know I don't speak for all of us but I want you to take all the time you need to get it done right, so I hope it's not too stressful.
Thank you, Chad, for this most informative episode. I'm never gonna unsee those animated booty frame-by-frame animated shots. Or unhear that squeak. You know the one.
7:56 I like that he rates it a 10 TWICE just because the main characters are antrapamorphic animals
How would he rate Front Row Joe's earlier commercials?
@@chasformer3091 whar
5:04 I've seen this commercial before but it's not cursed so it's just glitching people
5:49 Chadtronic.exe stopped working
11:16 this looks like something straight out of spy kids
No, seriously, what was that three-legged ad even for? I can't even find a copy of the video online, let alone any context. Is it advertising sneakers? Shorts? The Isle of Man tourist board?
It's advertising Van's Shoes
A minute in, and im already laughing. I have not watched the whole video yet, but i can bet money it will be awsome as always Chad!
14:07 so I JUST got an ad “Oh Hungry? Oh Henry!”
Cursed commercials theory: Wraps is just Chadtronic mummified from an alternate universe
Sometime, at an AD agency:
-We need ideas for that "Keep it comfy" commercial.
-Hey, guys! I just returned from my summer holiday in Sicily and you can't imagine what they have in their flag...
When I saw the Europe mtv awards ad was for mtv, it suddenly made sense to me.
The circus one looks like the pre-evolutionary phase of Hylics
A lot of these ads are british. this was a real nostalgia trip
That last one I was just waiting for Sam Catania to burst through the score. Truly this is the most most cursed commercials yet.
in the UK we have a comedy TV channel called Dave
God, I remember that Laughing Cow advert and now I feel weirdly old.
I am now convinced 100% that the creators of these commercials somehow have the ability to look into the future and know that cursed commercials will eventually exist and as a result of that discovery they're trying their hardest to make it onto the show because it's the only thing that makes sense for why these commercials are the way they are.