virtue signalling dipshits be like ^ companies doing gay support ad campaigns are cringe, but double-cringe is the people complaining about it while not complaining about the ads they do the rest of the year. just admit you're a homophobe and move on.
Then he acts like he didn't expect them to ask "Are you gay...?". Like lmao what? The only way this could have been more confusing for the other person is if he set up a Grindr, messaged someone "Hi", then when they asked if he was interested in [redacted], he said "Nonono I'm not gay, I just wanted to show my support by speaking with real life gay people in my area. :)" Also, I hope nobody takes this as me being mad. I know this is a skit, I just tend to go on tangents.
@@HelloKitty-wm7gr I sware I found a guy on hinge one time and he was hot asf, but he said that he wasn't gay and just wanted to "see what being gay was like." And I'm here like "what the actual fuck?"
@@Belisariuslover I'm assuming that means he wanted to experiment and just didn't have the right vocab to express that? Regardless I can see why that would be a bit jarring
It's a deep understanding of the experiences that foster rancidity, yet not letting them turn you foul, I think. Like he's lived the experiences that could turn you into a guy that posts joker hustle memes, but resisted the temptation to say "we live in a society" 😅
@Jesse James You okay? You're replying to a year old comment, mocking them for reacting to a video in the way that the creator intended. Weird use of your time.
@@dnbqup Is your brain okay? You're replying with such nonsense that anyone with an intelligence quotient above 40 would lose half their brain cells. This is not a reaction the creator or any person that isn't an npc would intend. Apparently, only someone so feeble minded would think otherwise. Weird waste of everyone's time commenting something so pointless and useless.
No, those “people” (using that term loosely) just hate lgbt people. Good thing that they only exist online; they’re far too cowardly and weak to say that nonsense to anyone’s face. They understand how unhinged it makes them sound.
This one time I overheard these two girls talking, and they had just discovered that there was a straight flag. They were complaining about how boring and non colourful it was, and saying things like “why can’t we have have good colours like pink and purple?”, and “they took all the good colours!”. Honestly it was really funny.
The funniest part is the black and white straight flags were designed by homophobes expressing their need to be opposite from the rainbow because "ew we don't support the gays."
Reminiscent of the Lonely Island "Gay Rights(No Homo)" song 😂😂 I forget the actual name, but I think it's called just No Homo maybe? I'll look it up later when I'm done doomscrolling 😅
ngl as a gay person whenever someone first word they describe themselves as is a gay ally it always feels wierd. I guess a lot of people who go kinda overboard with the ally stuff always rubs me the wrong way. I know people are just trying to be nice but at a certain point its just like, im a normal person, there aint anything special here so pls stop treating me like it lmfao (edit: I see that a lot of people in the replies to this have said things like "gay people make it their whole personality", and I know this isnt something that you would really understand unless you are lgbtq, but it genuinely is a part of your identity. The struggles we've all dealt with growing up are fairly unique, and so it really affects the kind of person you are. In short, people dont make it their whole personality, it is a very inseparable part of their identity, and to chastise someone for expressing that is wrong imo)
Yeah it seems like they mean well but i would rather them just treat it like it's normal (cause it is). It is especially weird because these are the people who want to "normalize" being gay but then treat gay people the exact opposite.
@Ethertask Sebastian🏳️🌈 Straight allies getting mad about a joke about their privilege vs LGBTQ people who can literally get denied employment, housing, and equal opportunities due to their orientation ohhh i feel so bad for straight people
I feel like best kind of person is a person that doesn’t openly show support but doesn’t actually hate you for who you are. They just consider you a friend and want to get on with their life.
bit hard when there is a literal month with parades, lobbyists and even corpos firing people if they dont go along with it all. You know, normal people stuff...
@@ryukobestwaifu3319 oh i can assure you, everyone knows. In fact, they are so much in everyone's faces that now people are starting (rightfully) to fight back. oh and those parades? The ones full of pedos and that actively shun LGB people? yeah, such a great service...
There are a LOT of lgbt folks who demand one to be loud in their support and that just treating them normally in a friendly manner isn’t enough. Well, at least that was my experience before I gave up Reddit.
once a self-proclaimed ally was CERTAIN i had to be a transgender WOMAN, because i passed too well as a transgender man for him to think i wasn't male at birth. got very annoying when HE tried telling ME what a trans man looks like-- brother, i OWN a mirror.
Bruh, I had a coworker like this who got hit on by a guy during one of his shifts and the way he described the interaction to me afterwards, this was exactly how he acted 😭 he has zero self awareness
I guess at least he has the justification that mentioning he isn't gay was relevant to the conversation. Makes it less bad, if a bit cringe still due to the other things in this video
"I don't care if you're black, white, brown, blue, purple, any color of the rainbow! and I don't care if you like men, women, magical elves, or helicopters, I'm good with all of that!"
One time at work I said that I wanted facial hair (I was asked), I was met with "but you are a girl, not a boy" and then I said "I can't really tell if I'm either of them" I was then met with "well just keep that to yourself, okay?" DUDE YOU ASKED ME
this is the first one to actually fuck with me because i met a man exactly like this and he ended up asking me to review act 1 for a script he wrote for a play, that was v for vendetta except guy fawkes was a highschooler who shoved a pencil up a gay guy’s ass and blew up the principal’s office and ran away. i’m not exagerrating even a little.
@@BarbieDreamDungeon Oh my GOD, or the guys who are very insistent that they "don't have a problem with lesbians ;)))" at that point I'd prefer it if they just called me a slur 😭
The a in the acronym is for asexual, not that I'm asexual. I'm like the total opposite, I'm like super into sex. I love it. I don't really get it, but like awesome for you Aces out there! I'm super supportive, I just wish that we could get a flag too, the allies I mean. The A should also stand for ally.
"Don't misgender her, she identifies as man! Someone could identify as an attack helicopter or a genderless alien for all I care but they're still human!"
"Oh you wanna be called x? That's cool yeah I have nicknames too. Yeah I don't care I'll call you Papa Smurf if you really want me to I really don't care! You do you!"
Why are “allies” considered to be part of the LGBTQ+ community? Supporting a group doesn’t make you one of them. By that same logic, that would mean that donating to the NAACP makes me black.
@@ewrgaming not even the actual stat lmao, so hows that zero like per video ratio going for you? maybe get better at the games you play before trying to make a name off it and you won't join the 68% of men who were too pathetic to make it in this world
(Long comment, nothing funny here, just a perspective+ storytime) I like controversial topics like this as it gets people talking. I am an ally. I don't find what they (whoever they is ) are doing gross. Why? Because it doesn't affect me. I'm not watching them. Just like i don't watch a straight couple do things. I'm not a cuck. (Sorry sneako) Basically, mind your own business. Let people be happy. No one questions your weird kinks. You can't be truly "woke" or "progreesive" if you are constantly thinking and worrying about what others are doing. My philosophy on life is "if it doesn't hurt me, hurt others, nor affect anyone in any negative way. I do not care what you do. What you say. And who you love." I had a friend in middle school. (Had lots of friends but imma talk about this one specifically) we will call him Tony. Well, Tony always seemed different to me. Said and did very flamboyant things to point some of us (myself included). We started telling him to come out of the closet. Or calling him gay for what he was saying. He would say things like "I'll suck your d for a dollar" or "I like to take it in the ahh in my shed" as a joke and jokingly we would call him gay or fag as a response. We all would laugh about it even him. But I had this feeling like maybe it wasn't a joke. Fast forward a couple years and he moves to a different city but I still kept in touch (we still talk to this day too so don't get this twisted) he's at a different high-school. Well one day he tells me he wants to come visit. I say he'll ya I miss you bro come hang out and we made plans to go to the park and just hang out. We'll when he got to my house I could tell there was something wrong or at least not right with him. So I asked him. "Brother, how are you? Talk to me. I'm here for whatever you need." We'll he was like "I want to talk to someone about this thing I'm dealing with but I don't think anyone would understand." So I just said I would try. And he just comes out to me. Tells me he is gay. And all the years when we joked with him about it is what made him realize he was. He had feelings and thoughts but was not sure until he had met me. Now mind you I am completely 100% straight. But I'm also a very compassionate person. I sat down with him and I just said "look man. I will always love you as my friend but I don't have an attraction to d. Don't worry, nothing will change, and to be honest, I always had this feeling about you being gay. So it doesn't bother me now knowing that you are." The whole time I am saying I can see he is about to cry. I just gave him a hug and told him I would always be his "bro." And that he doesn't have to feel weird around me. He was very relieved, but at the same time, I could tell I broke his heart. He told me his mom was ready to pick him up, but I think he texted her to come get him. Fast forward to this day. We are still buddies. He has now also come out fully but as transgender. So he is no longer a he. But instead, she goes by she/her. I still call her, bro. But occasionally, sis. And we have a great friendship. I don't have a lot of the friends I had in middle school, but she has stuck around and been there for me, and I have been there for her. I'm sharing this story in case some of you might have a friend in the LGBT+ community. My advice is to accept them with open arms and be understanding and compassionate. Be there for them. Have their back like you would any other friend. The members of LGBT+ get so much hate thrown at them for nothing. Christians telling them they are going to he'll like they decide. Family disowning them. Bullies at school or in the neighborhood. The list goes on. So many have taken their lives because of this, and so many people wonder why. You really never know if you could be the one to save, or be the one to put them over. A lot of people in this world suck. Try to be better than that. Understand and try to help others instead of constantly bringing them down. Doesn't matter their gender. Their sexual preferences. Doesn't matter what culture they are from. And it really doesn't matter what they are doing. Again, as long as it is not negatively affecting others, then it's not anyone's business. Most of us are adults now or young adults. Let's stop repeating the cycle of those before us. Yall are entitled to your opinions. But just remember "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all."
We love to see it! Just a piece of etiquette, normally people in the trans community prefer to be referred to by their current pronouns even when talking about their pre-transition self. Of course if your friend has stated she prefers otherwise than that's great too! This isn't specifically targeted to you, just a general thing I thought I'd mention in case anyone didn't know. Just in general thanks for being an ally and your friend seems very lucky to have you!
@ghostsoffishandcrows yes I understand that, but I wanted to give the whole perspective on it. Yes, I understand and do accept them as a she/her. (That's what she prefers), but I felt it was important to acknowledge that they had a journey. From finding themselves and really understanding what made them happy in their skin. Middle school they were "straight male" and that's what they told everyone. Probably because at this time it was more frowned upon (gay marriage hadn't even been legalized yet) and the backlash of coming out of the closet is not nearly as what it is today. High-school they come out more as a "gay male." Again, these were their truths (at that time) and I will acknowledge as such. They dabbled in cross dressing which I'm guess they loved as they went into being a drag queen. (Even doing drag shows) to now where they are no longer constricted to being what society tells them they have to be. Throughout the entire journey I have been as supportive as I can be. And asking when I don't understand instead of just making up my own mind. I belive in them as a person. I support them as a person. And no matter what their choice is I will have their back (again within reason tho.) The only thing I find funny about the whole situation is she pulls off the "feminine" look very well if you know what I mean. If anything In here is not pc or proper etiquette. Just know I am still learning and trying. Much love and I hope you are staying safe in this fkd up world.
They’re not that bad. It’s just that some of the attempts that cishet people try to show their support with are somewhat clumsy. Like the x pride flag in the video or comparing queer people to smurfs.
Met this sort of person at church once. He asked if anyone was gay, I told him I was, and he later pulled me aside and asked me why I “want to be gay”.
I love when people say "as straight as an arrow" because my name is Aero (pronounced arrow) so I always think in my head "well you're REALLY not straight then"
I always am kinda leery of people who self-identify as “allies”…like I appreciate the thought but I don’t think you’re the one who gets to decide whether you’re actually an ally or not 😂
Anyone who makes their sexuality a leading personality trait is cringe, just like anyone who makes being an ally their leading personality trait is cringe. This modern world is so hyper fixated on everyone's sexuality and what's in their pants, it's honestly getting weird at this point. I don't give a damn what any number of consenting adults do within their own private lives, live and let live. I only ever get the ick whenever ANYONE starts to drag personal things out into the public, that stuff is nasty.
As much as I agree with the idea that people are almost too clear about their sexuality, I think it is important to remember that them being clear isn’t a way of trying to infringe on your personal space and stuff. They do it to make sure the person they are talking to is fine with them being gay. Although I haven’t had this happen to me, I’ve met people who’ve lost friends and got ostracized by their family for coming out; they don’t want to repeat that mistake so they make sure to tell people before they are actually ever friends.
@@totallynotgay553 By making it the single most important part of who they are as a person. We all know the type, and it's not just exclusive to the LGBTQ+ community. This same logic can be applied to any group of people, that's why I said "ANYONE" in my original comment.
Companies in June be like:
I’m fully convinced pride month was made just for the monetary exploitation of the lgbt. It also explains why it’s a whole month too.
virtue signalling dipshits be like ^
companies doing gay support ad campaigns are cringe, but double-cringe is the people complaining about it while not complaining about the ads they do the rest of the year. just admit you're a homophobe and move on.
bahahha
@@Cavachonc777save deez nuts
Companies in the third millennium be like:
The "excellent... Excellent" is where it always goes downhill.
I strait up recoiled from him saying that
Mr Burn as an ally
"OMG im so proud of you!!!"
@@nadd2223 *gay up
Holy shit just call me slurs
FAG❤
Fruitbasket
Deadass ☠️😂
@@ameliacarmichael6322 More. MORE!
Okay fruitloops!
By that logic the Ghostbusters logo is for people who like ghosts but aren't ghosts themselves
haha true
I am a ghostphobe fr
@@Meta9871based
I'm ghostsεxual 🤤
You are hilarious and original. Both your dads must be very proud of your comment section accomplishments
"are you gay? Excellent!" Already starting off terribly
Ik 🙃🙃🙃
Then he acts like he didn't expect them to ask "Are you gay...?". Like lmao what? The only way this could have been more confusing for the other person is if he set up a Grindr, messaged someone "Hi", then when they asked if he was interested in [redacted], he said "Nonono I'm not gay, I just wanted to show my support by speaking with real life gay people in my area. :)"
Also, I hope nobody takes this as me being mad. I know this is a skit, I just tend to go on tangents.
@@HelloKitty-wm7gr I sware I found a guy on hinge one time and he was hot asf, but he said that he wasn't gay and just wanted to "see what being gay was like." And I'm here like "what the actual fuck?"
@@Belisariuslover I'm assuming that means he wanted to experiment and just didn't have the right vocab to express that? Regardless I can see why that would be a bit jarring
@@HelloKitty-wm7gr Oh shit, you may be right. At the time, I thought he just accidentally accepted men on the app but he could've been experimenting.
“I’m an ally but definitely not gay that’s gross but I support you :)”
If they just didn't say "that's gross" there would've been nothing wrong with it
@@kaejuka6249 what was the point of this reply
Please don’t use a minecraft profile and then support this content 🤦
May Jesus guide you
@@Monstergaming-qm2tm lmfao minecraft is very sacred and religious
the desperate need to virtue signal combined with subtle disdain towards the party they’re supporting is what creates these people
Amen 🍻
That’s a huge portion of the left tbh
This is why I don't care for the ally crap. It's divisive by nature and generally fake to boot. Just be a decent person.
@@ANeoclassicalLibertarian-yb6yc You're right, it's all of them.
@@ANeoclassicalLibertarian-yb6ycyeah really
“Straightezenaro”
Edit: I’m getting rid of this comment because I don’t want to see people screaming at me every time I check my notifications
@@weallstilldie all you said was that’s a new one. Nobody can be offended by what you say. Nobody should live in fear when making a joke like that.
@@jackcallahan1848yeah what?? Dude is too worried to offend anyone with a non offensive joke 😅😭😭🤣🤣
@@weallstilldieyou’re good bro I don’t think people would be offended by that 😭
You must scale the lofty Mount Straightezenaro to achieve the gay
"how the fuck did you get in my house"
Um excuse what the actual fuck are you doing in my hou-
😂😂😂
Allies get a master key.
And "Sir, this is a Wendy's"
The way he can transform into so many distinct types of men with rancid vibes so convincingly…
It's a deep understanding of the experiences that foster rancidity, yet not letting them turn you foul, I think. Like he's lived the experiences that could turn you into a guy that posts joker hustle memes, but resisted the temptation to say "we live in a society" 😅
Rancid vibes 😂😂🎉
@@rebeccadunahoo9201 we live in a society
@@mingus445_gaming"YOU KNOW WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY"
He made a no homo flag
Bro said 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
The official no homo flag 😔😔😔
😂😂😂
These the people that think the A in LGBTQIA stands for ally.
when in reality it stands for among us 💪💪
Q = queer = " and everyone else"
It ends at Q or it has no Q.
@@thegoodkidboy7726 Q can also stand for Questioning, meaning someone who hasn't figured out their sexuality :)
ngl i used to think that but i definitely don't now lol
Thought it was for asexual?
i know that you're probably so kind irl but i cannot do this 😭
@Jesse James video is a joke youre in the wrong place sorry you're an L
@Jesse James You okay? You're replying to a year old comment, mocking them for reacting to a video in the way that the creator intended. Weird use of your time.
@jessejames8053??
@jessejames8053 yo, you seem kind of angry for no reason, you alright?
@@dnbqup Is your brain okay? You're replying with such nonsense that anyone with an intelligence quotient above 40 would lose half their brain cells. This is not a reaction the creator or any person that isn't an npc would intend. Apparently, only someone so feeble minded would think otherwise. Weird waste of everyone's time commenting something so pointless and useless.
That explains all the "🏳️🌈🚫" symbols I keep seeing in UA-cam names. Straight allies, I've been wondering so long. Thanks! 😊🏳️🌈🚫👍
No, those “people” (using that term loosely) just hate lgbt people. Good thing that they only exist online; they’re far too cowardly and weak to say that nonsense to anyone’s face. They understand how unhinged it makes them sound.
Okay but literally let's turn this into a thing. If we turn it around on them, they can't use that anymore.
true !
I think it will genuinely improve my mental health if I convince myself that’s what it is
So great I was wondering why all these sigma male phone videos all have 🏳️🌈🚫 but it’s just a bunch of allies 🥰🥰🥰
This one time I overheard these two girls talking, and they had just discovered that there was a straight flag. They were complaining about how boring and non colourful it was, and saying things like “why can’t we have have good colours like pink and purple?”, and “they took all the good colours!”. Honestly it was really funny.
The funniest part is the black and white straight flags were designed by homophobes expressing their need to be opposite from the rainbow because "ew we don't support the gays."
They can have those colours but... they're gonna have to switch countries 😳
The “I’m not gay Ally flag” is pure comedy 🤣
Reminiscent of the Lonely Island "Gay Rights(No Homo)" song 😂😂 I forget the actual name, but I think it's called just No Homo maybe? I'll look it up later when I'm done doomscrolling 😅
"I saw you have a rainbow flag on your shirt.are you....? *gestures vaguely*" kinda surprised he didn't do the hand wiggle. Lol.
I am an LGBTQ axis.
😅 Well, you get my history nerd like!
“tHe A sTaNdS fOr aLlY” 🤪🤪🤪
I thought that for so long and im literally asexual 😭😭
@@user-rb4dy4kh2u omg look its the average redditor hi buddy i think youre on the wrong skit
@@user-rb4dy4kh2uhoney, being queerphobic is an obvious cry for attention
@@user-rb4dy4kh2u cringe
@@js8qp2pwisos humans aren't asexual, you just have a hormone deficiency that causes low libido
ngl as a gay person whenever someone first word they describe themselves as is a gay ally it always feels wierd. I guess a lot of people who go kinda overboard with the ally stuff always rubs me the wrong way. I know people are just trying to be nice but at a certain point its just like, im a normal person, there aint anything special here so pls stop treating me like it lmfao
(edit: I see that a lot of people in the replies to this have said things like "gay people make it their whole personality", and I know this isnt something that you would really understand unless you are lgbtq, but it genuinely is a part of your identity. The struggles we've all dealt with growing up are fairly unique, and so it really affects the kind of person you are. In short, people dont make it their whole personality, it is a very inseparable part of their identity, and to chastise someone for expressing that is wrong imo)
Homosexuality is kinda gay, ngl.
Tbh I hate when people go overboard with the gay stuff in general
I’ve seen my best friend get it from females and it gives me second hand embarrassment. Makes me want to crawl in a hole fade away.
Yeah it seems like they mean well but i would rather them just treat it like it's normal (cause it is). It is especially weird because these are the people who want to "normalize" being gay but then treat gay people the exact opposite.
✝️
Everyone's an ally until someone thinks they're gay or the person they date turns out to be bi. At least that's my experience with straight people.
True. Always pro gays until it affects them. Always fighting against systemic racism until they have to confront their own racism.
See I just open about that shit 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I have met a lot of straight people who actually are real allies but mostly online
So saying you are not gay or not being attracted to bi people makes you in-cable of being an Olympic gtfo
Straight guy here. GF turned out to be Bi. Didn’t give a shit. It happens.
This made my skin crawl so you did a good job
@ethertasksebastian6805they literally said nothing about anything you just said. We're not a freaking hivemind.
@ethertasksebastian6805 Your actually just complaining. Im sure that everyones life isnt fun and games staright or gay. Stop being a little baby
@Ethertask Sebastian🏳️🌈 What does that have to do with the original comment?
@Ethertask Sebastian🏳️🌈 Straight allies getting mad about a joke about their privilege vs LGBTQ people who can literally get denied employment, housing, and equal opportunities due to their orientation ohhh i feel so bad for straight people
your pfp makes my skin crawl
WHEN HE TURNED THE PHONE SROUND I CRIED
anytime someone says straight as a arrow i feel like i’m abt to be hate crimed
Man shut yo gay ass up. I’m also straight as an arrow
@@fishscalecocaine you wanna kiss me so bad don’t u
@@daddycool7316 maybe a little
@@daddycool7316 I was also joking for all the fools who don’t realize
@@fishscalecocaine Man shut yo gay ass up. I’m ALSO also straight as an arrow
What a creative and inoffensive ally flag!
I feel like best kind of person is a person that doesn’t openly show support but doesn’t actually hate you for who you are. They just consider you a friend and want to get on with their life.
wow, we gays thank you for your service
💂♂️🕺🕺🕺💂♂️🕺🕺🕺💂♂️
Look I have a very small tange of emojis, ok?
im gonna screenshot this to show this to any potential gay people i meet
best "ally" thing to do is not introduce yourself as an ally and just treat us like normal people jeez
bit hard when there is a literal month with parades, lobbyists and even corpos firing people if they dont go along with it all.
You know, normal people stuff...
Why not tho? We already have a parade for lgbt openly calling yourself an ally brings more awareness
@@ryukobestwaifu3319 oh i can assure you, everyone knows. In fact, they are so much in everyone's faces that now people are starting (rightfully) to fight back.
oh and those parades? The ones full of pedos and that actively shun LGB people? yeah, such a great service...
There are a LOT of lgbt folks who demand one to be loud in their support and that just treating them normally in a friendly manner isn’t enough. Well, at least that was my experience before I gave up Reddit.
@@saulofontoura one step toward sanity, that site is a disgrace
The masculine urge to clarify that you are not gay
The masculine urge to make out with your straight homies*
you can just feel the urge to call you slurs whenever you encounter these people
Forreal i always gotta hold back the urge
4channers discordians
These people would call us gays homophobic for calling someone a faggot
I don't feel the urge I just use them. Though I've never identified as an "ally"
@@johnnyguitar8067 true
once a self-proclaimed ally was CERTAIN i had to be a transgender WOMAN, because i passed too well as a transgender man for him to think i wasn't male at birth.
got very annoying when HE tried telling ME what a trans man looks like-- brother, i OWN a mirror.
how does he do these characters so well. i wanted to turn and leave the room as soon as he started talking
Bruh, I had a coworker like this who got hit on by a guy during one of his shifts and the way he described the interaction to me afterwards, this was exactly how he acted 😭 he has zero self awareness
I guess at least he has the justification that mentioning he isn't gay was relevant to the conversation. Makes it less bad, if a bit cringe still due to the other things in this video
"I don't care if you're black, white, brown, blue, purple, any color of the rainbow! and I don't care if you like men, women, magical elves, or helicopters, I'm good with all of that!"
NOOOO
This is what my MIL says right before or after she says something racist!
@@jenniehartmann3742 💀💀💀
Lmao..or helicopters😂😂😂
ngl, helicopters kinda sexy thou 🚁🍆
“Ew, no I am NOT gay AT ALL! But I am a HUGE ally.”
"He's got the spirit, he's just a bit confused"
you've really MASTERED the art of making me want to jaw you with no words said. im sure you're a great guy though 😭
One time at work I said that I wanted facial hair (I was asked), I was met with "but you are a girl, not a boy" and then I said "I can't really tell if I'm either of them" I was then met with "well just keep that to yourself, okay?" DUDE YOU ASKED ME
Enby gang!
@@johnrocks7784 Well, keep that to yourself, ok? :)
Huh, this comment is curiously relatable.
I'm touching you
“I totally support you, just don’t be gay if you’re someone like a friend or family member that I actually have to be friendly with”
😂
Fr, my mum once said at dinner that she was okay with gay people as long as they're not her kids
In front of me. Years after I came out to her.
We gotta make a no context compilation of this guy
this is the first one to actually fuck with me because i met a man exactly like this and he ended up asking me to review act 1 for a script he wrote for a play, that was v for vendetta except guy fawkes was a highschooler who shoved a pencil up a gay guy’s ass and blew up the principal’s office and ran away. i’m not exagerrating even a little.
Did it work? Are you married now?
@@sstlibertas6440 he’s reserved a bigger space in my mind than most of my exes, that’s for sure
Nobody cares.
@@JAYYVOO hit too close to home? :’)
LMAO 💀💀💀
I never want to hear another person say "straight as an arrow" again
i'd temporarily become straight to get away from this conversation with this guy i think
if you are an ally, just treat them as you would any person
Sometimes your content is funny…and other times I’m just at home in bed getting annoyed bc I’ve met these people 😂
This was nearly unwatchable. I had to pause several times and take deep breaths before resuming. Excellent job
just call me a f---got already dawg
Bundle of sticks
It's always sunny vibes
Honestly I’d rather them be outwardly homophobic/transphobic at that point. The double faced “allies” are incredibly irritating
And the women versions of this guy who call you "queen" or say "slay" like I'd rather you call me a f*g at that point
A neighbor, from a distance: YOU BETTER ~WERK~
Me: ma'am I'm doing my laundry
@@BarbieDreamDungeon Oh my GOD, or the guys who are very insistent that they "don't have a problem with lesbians ;)))" at that point I'd prefer it if they just called me a slur 😭
Pretending to be one of you to infiltrate your homo reddit boards only to ctrl alt del the trash is hilarious.
Hahaha the whole concept of needing to be called an ally is hilarious. Need to see more of this Ally guy
The a in the acronym is for asexual, not that I'm asexual. I'm like the total opposite, I'm like super into sex. I love it. I don't really get it, but like awesome for you Aces out there! I'm super supportive, I just wish that we could get a flag too, the allies I mean. The A should also stand for ally.
I felt this one in my soul
Death
Lmao the "excellent, excellent"
"Don't misgender her, she identifies as man! Someone could identify as an attack helicopter or a genderless alien for all I care but they're still human!"
Come on dude, the zeitgeist gave rise to these people LMAO.
"Oh you wanna be called x? That's cool yeah I have nicknames too. Yeah I don't care I'll call you Papa Smurf if you really want me to I really don't care! You do you!"
The way I sighed when I read the nickname part, I've heard that so much by family
The way my jaw dropped multiple times great Jon buddy
"I'm an ally."
"...what?"
The way he waddles up to the camera is so awkward
"You think men can get pregnant? That's excellent"
I like the implication that he’s checking with a random gay stranger and if they “approved” his flag, it’s now official.
Anyone that unironically uses the term ‘ally’ is insufferable 😂
I FULLY SUPPORT THIS NEW DESIGN
Dude😂😂 I enjoy your content more and more every gay I mean day
Little does he know, arrows curve mid flight
Why are “allies” considered to be part of the LGBTQ+ community?
Supporting a group doesn’t make you one of them. By that same logic, that would mean that donating to the NAACP makes me black.
Or that me having kids with someone from a native tribe makes me Sioux or Cherokee 🤦🏼♀️
Tell liberals that.
They literally tried to replace the A in LGBTQA+ to mean Ally instead of Asexual.
Right, it wouldn't make you black. It would make your wallet empty for no good reason. You would have to be very naive to donate to a scam like NAACP.
Wow, really stupid logic from some weird butt hurt idiot, sus
“Excellent, excellent.” My face just collapsed in on itself from the cringe.
The kind of person that is definitely a chaser
And then when there's something they can do to help they dip
Ally... Otherwise enemy? Lol
That’s how libs view it, yes lol
There is not an emoji or an arrangement of words on earth that can describe the look on my face right now. Good job, you're a great actor 👍
being trans and meeting guys like this always leads to them asking about my body within a week tops
"soooo have you had the surgery?" sir this is a wendy's and i'm hungover please let me rest
You've made it a week? Were you only seeing this person once a week?
What’s that weird 40% figure I keep seeing floating around?
@@ewrgaming not even the actual stat lmao, so hows that zero like per video ratio going for you? maybe get better at the games you play before trying to make a name off it and you won't join the 68% of men who were too pathetic to make it in this world
same guy after two beers and a blunt:
A true ally would literally just say "Happy Pride" and move the fuck on😂
During a pride parade or the lgbtq+ month sure but any other time itd be weird.
Happy dinosaur month
@@untitleduntitled6257 Nah, they're just assuming you're a lion and they're commenting on how happy your pride looks.
He wants you to know he is DEFINITELY NOT GAY but is DEFINITELY AN ALLY lmao
SO GOOD
every time I watch one of your videos it's an internal battle to not hit the dislike button
Based. What’s his ifunny
Holy shit this one really made me stifle a laugh at work
Give the man a handy if you’re such an ally 😂
Bro the “me? oh NOOOOO noooo no” 😂😂😂
(Long comment, nothing funny here, just a perspective+ storytime) I like controversial topics like this as it gets people talking. I am an ally. I don't find what they (whoever they is ) are doing gross. Why? Because it doesn't affect me. I'm not watching them. Just like i don't watch a straight couple do things. I'm not a cuck. (Sorry sneako) Basically, mind your own business. Let people be happy. No one questions your weird kinks. You can't be truly "woke" or "progreesive" if you are constantly thinking and worrying about what others are doing. My philosophy on life is "if it doesn't hurt me, hurt others, nor affect anyone in any negative way. I do not care what you do. What you say. And who you love." I had a friend in middle school. (Had lots of friends but imma talk about this one specifically) we will call him Tony. Well, Tony always seemed different to me. Said and did very flamboyant things to point some of us (myself included). We started telling him to come out of the closet. Or calling him gay for what he was saying. He would say things like "I'll suck your d for a dollar" or "I like to take it in the ahh in my shed" as a joke and jokingly we would call him gay or fag as a response. We all would laugh about it even him. But I had this feeling like maybe it wasn't a joke. Fast forward a couple years and he moves to a different city but I still kept in touch (we still talk to this day too so don't get this twisted) he's at a different high-school. Well one day he tells me he wants to come visit. I say he'll ya I miss you bro come hang out and we made plans to go to the park and just hang out. We'll when he got to my house I could tell there was something wrong or at least not right with him. So I asked him. "Brother, how are you? Talk to me. I'm here for whatever you need." We'll he was like "I want to talk to someone about this thing I'm dealing with but I don't think anyone would understand." So I just said I would try. And he just comes out to me. Tells me he is gay. And all the years when we joked with him about it is what made him realize he was. He had feelings and thoughts but was not sure until he had met me. Now mind you I am completely 100% straight. But I'm also a very compassionate person. I sat down with him and I just said "look man. I will always love you as my friend but I don't have an attraction to d. Don't worry, nothing will change, and to be honest, I always had this feeling about you being gay. So it doesn't bother me now knowing that you are." The whole time I am saying I can see he is about to cry. I just gave him a hug and told him I would always be his "bro." And that he doesn't have to feel weird around me. He was very relieved, but at the same time, I could tell I broke his heart. He told me his mom was ready to pick him up, but I think he texted her to come get him. Fast forward to this day. We are still buddies. He has now also come out fully but as transgender. So he is no longer a he. But instead, she goes by she/her. I still call her, bro. But occasionally, sis. And we have a great friendship. I don't have a lot of the friends I had in middle school, but she has stuck around and been there for me, and I have been there for her. I'm sharing this story in case some of you might have a friend in the LGBT+ community. My advice is to accept them with open arms and be understanding and compassionate. Be there for them. Have their back like you would any other friend. The members of LGBT+ get so much hate thrown at them for nothing. Christians telling them they are going to he'll like they decide. Family disowning them. Bullies at school or in the neighborhood. The list goes on. So many have taken their lives because of this, and so many people wonder why. You really never know if you could be the one to save, or be the one to put them over. A lot of people in this world suck. Try to be better than that. Understand and try to help others instead of constantly bringing them down. Doesn't matter their gender. Their sexual preferences. Doesn't matter what culture they are from. And it really doesn't matter what they are doing. Again, as long as it is not negatively affecting others, then it's not anyone's business. Most of us are adults now or young adults. Let's stop repeating the cycle of those before us. Yall are entitled to your opinions. But just remember "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all."
Well said, and I'm glad you were welcoming to your friend in a time of need
We love to see it! Just a piece of etiquette, normally people in the trans community prefer to be referred to by their current pronouns even when talking about their pre-transition self. Of course if your friend has stated she prefers otherwise than that's great too! This isn't specifically targeted to you, just a general thing I thought I'd mention in case anyone didn't know. Just in general thanks for being an ally and your friend seems very lucky to have you!
@ghostsoffishandcrows yes I understand that, but I wanted to give the whole perspective on it. Yes, I understand and do accept them as a she/her. (That's what she prefers), but I felt it was important to acknowledge that they had a journey. From finding themselves and really understanding what made them happy in their skin. Middle school they were "straight male" and that's what they told everyone. Probably because at this time it was more frowned upon (gay marriage hadn't even been legalized yet) and the backlash of coming out of the closet is not nearly as what it is today. High-school they come out more as a "gay male." Again, these were their truths (at that time) and I will acknowledge as such. They dabbled in cross dressing which I'm guess they loved as they went into being a drag queen. (Even doing drag shows) to now where they are no longer constricted to being what society tells them they have to be. Throughout the entire journey I have been as supportive as I can be. And asking when I don't understand instead of just making up my own mind. I belive in them as a person. I support them as a person. And no matter what their choice is I will have their back (again within reason tho.) The only thing I find funny about the whole situation is she pulls off the "feminine" look very well if you know what I mean. If anything In here is not pc or proper etiquette. Just know I am still learning and trying. Much love and I hope you are staying safe in this fkd up world.
The fact that he wants an ally flag is what sent me 🥴
Can someone please explain whats wrong with some of the quotes in the comments because they all seem like kind people to me?
They’re not that bad. It’s just that some of the attempts that cishet people try to show their support with are somewhat clumsy. Like the x pride flag in the video or comparing queer people to smurfs.
@@hunterketch989 pretty much lol
@@hunterketch989 ...SMURFS?! You gotta have to explain this one to me, chief. First time I heard of it.
@@greed94 It was in another comment here
Met this sort of person at church once. He asked if anyone was gay, I told him I was, and he later pulled me aside and asked me why I “want to be gay”.
It is a choice to act on it, just as it’s a choice to act on being straight. In following the Bible you’re to forsake anything Christ calls sinful.
@@ewrgaming motherfucker I’m not Christian dude
This is very funny
Why does it feel like this guy is one Bin Shapeebo video away from hate crime
Ben Shapiro is a closeted libtard.
i wouldnt be caught within 100 yards of a lgbt ally
Them LGHDTV people be wildin
It would've been really funny if he had been like "I'm... I'm not... not 'like that,' you know?"
Great Flag
Lmaoo "I don't go that way" 😂😂😂
Me and my bf were both allies before we realized we were bi, now I don’t know what being an ally is like anymore 💀
I too am straight as an arrow. - a bisexual archer
I fucking hate this, good job
I love when people say "as straight as an arrow" because my name is Aero (pronounced arrow) so I always think in my head "well you're REALLY not straight then"
Cool name tho, where is it from?
How is he so good at being so hatable?
"WHY AM I THIS RALLY?!?!"
I always am kinda leery of people who self-identify as “allies”…like I appreciate the thought but I don’t think you’re the one who gets to decide whether you’re actually an ally or not 😂
It would be so weird if, as a woman, someone came up to me and said: “Oh, so you like men? Excellent! I support you on that. So proud of you.” 😬
Anyone who makes their sexuality a leading personality trait is cringe, just like anyone who makes being an ally their leading personality trait is cringe. This modern world is so hyper fixated on everyone's sexuality and what's in their pants, it's honestly getting weird at this point. I don't give a damn what any number of consenting adults do within their own private lives, live and let live. I only ever get the ick whenever ANYONE starts to drag personal things out into the public, that stuff is nasty.
As much as I agree with the idea that people are almost too clear about their sexuality, I think it is important to remember that them being clear isn’t a way of trying to infringe on your personal space and stuff. They do it to make sure the person they are talking to is fine with them being gay. Although I haven’t had this happen to me, I’ve met people who’ve lost friends and got ostracized by their family for coming out; they don’t want to repeat that mistake so they make sure to tell people before they are actually ever friends.
How does someone make their sexuality their personality?
@@totallynotgay553 By making it the single most important part of who they are as a person. We all know the type, and it's not just exclusive to the LGBTQ+ community. This same logic can be applied to any group of people, that's why I said "ANYONE" in my original comment.
@orangemc9358 Yeah, but what does that even look like. I've never met a gay person who only talks about liking other dudes and only that
@@BlackenedBones I can understand that it’s a result of trauma, but that doesn’t make it healthy behavior to constantly search out validation
Oh good lord!
With friends like these ...😂😂😂