COUNTY LOCKUP BY DYLAN NIGHTINGALE

Song number 11 from the sensational diva Dylan Nightingale. It's a lot quieter around the studio when she's "away"...
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Well, yeah, I got my gun, I'm on the run, with a big ole bag of crystal meth.
Goin' back into rehab, and gettin' the "blah-blab" is a fate worse than death.
Shit it's the pigs, gotta flee my digs, it's three strikes fer me.
"Don't give us no fuss, we'll slap on the cuffs, you're off to County."
[Chorus]
(County lockup...)
It's my home away from home, lock me in solitaire, all alone.
(County lockup...)
I'll skiv these bitches, give 'em all stitches!
I'm back in...
(County lockup... Lockup... Lockup...)
[Verse 2]
No Rita I don't wanna bang, it's not the same, but I'll share some cigarettes.
If you cut me some slack, I'll watch yur back, I have no regrets.
Well, I swiped some fruit, gonna make jailhouse hooch, in the toilet in my cell.
It's tastes like piss, but in here it's a can't miss, and a taste I know too well.
[Chorus]
(County lockup...)
It's my home away from home, lock me in solitaire, all alone.
(County lockup...)
I'll skiv these bitches, give 'em all stitches!
I'm back in...
(County lockup... Lockup... Lockup...)
[Verse 3]
Well, Bob the guard, he's not that hard,
thanks a lot, Bob.
Hey bub, if you slip me some more drugs, I'll give you a blow job.
Later it's time for court, to the van I'm escort and say goodbye to my friends.
I plead my case, the judge makes that face, YEE-HAW, it's probation again.
[Chorus]
(County lockup...)
It's my home away from home, lock me in solitaire, all alone.
(County lockup...)
I'll skiv these bitches, give 'em all stitches!
I'm back in...
(County lockup... Lockup... Lockup...)
([Spoken stern male voice] Now, Dylan, try to behave I don't want to see you in front of me again. I'll see you later tonight, our usual arrangement.)
[Chorus]
(County lockup...)
It's my home away from home, lock me in solitaire, all alone.
(County lockup...)
I'll skiv these bitches, give 'em all stitches!
I'm back in...
(County lockup... Lockup... Lockup...)