In a very limited engagement, Lounge Singer, Tony Fontana does his Def Leppard Cover Show, recorded live at the Hampton Inn Continental Ballroom in beautiful downtown Fort Wayne, Indiana
Lyrics:
(Hello, ladies and germs, Tony Fontana here bring you this Death Leopard Photograph. 1, 2, 3...)
Well I may be out of luck and out of love.
Got me a photograph, a picture of.
(Picture of what?)
A passion killer (uh-oh) you're just too much.
You're the only one that I want to touch.
(I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole.)
I see your face in every dream.
On every page of the magazine.
(One of them dirty magazines I bet)
It's wild and free.
So far away from me.
You're what I want it's fantasy.
Oh, look at this rock 'n' roll clown.
(Clown, you got that right.)
Oh yeah, look what you've done.
(What I done, I agreed to this.)
A photograph.
I don't want your photograph.
(No I don't.)
I don't need your photograph.
(I guess I don't)
All I've got is a photograph.
But it's not enough.
(Not it isn't.)
I'd be a lover, if you were over there.
Put your hurt on me (hurt me baby) if you dare.
Hey woman, you like my style.
You make everybody feel like a child.
You got a hold of me
You're all wrapped up, it's a mystery.
So wild and free.
(Free range, baby.)
So far away from me.
You're what I want, a fantasy.
Oh, look what you've done to another rock 'n' roll clown.
(Clowns all over.)
Yes, look what you've done.
I gotta have you.
(I just got to have you.)
A photograph.
I don't want a photograph.
I can't find a photograph.
And I can't take a photograph.
(My camera's in the shop.)
You've gone straight inside my head.
Oh, look another rock 'n' roll clown.
(This Death Leopard sure likes clowns.)
I gotta have you.
I gotta have you.
(I really do.)
A photograph.
I don't have another photograph.
I don't need another photograph.
I got a lot of photographs.
(A whole photo album full.)
I want to touch you.
Yes.
Photograph.
Photograph.
Your photograph.
Photograph.
Photograph.
(This guy must be a photographer, let me tell you.)
I need more photographs.
I'm out of luck.
Photograph.
(Another one.)
I'm out of luck.
(Yes I am.)
Photograph.
There's only one.
Photograph.
I want to touch photographs.
Photograph.
(And I don't even have a camera. Thank you, thank you, oh, you're too kind.)