ASMR - Degenerate Cuts Your Hair (RP?)
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- Опубліковано 2 січ 2025
- You trust an absolute menace to society to cut your hair. Contains extremely moronic and immature humour. NSFW jokes and stuff. Sorry about the focus issues idk what my iphone was doing steve jobs wtf bro
The "has anybody told you that you're fucking ugly" just took me outttt
no deadass and the way he emphasized it too 😭
@@amani98001 he was holding that in for a while 😭
Yes.. hit me like a truck ..lol
Ikr lmfaoo fucking gold I’m so glad I watched this video 💀
I was cooked by the way he ask 😂😂
I love how in the previous vid you said “I’m kinda out of ideas so maybe I’ll do more affirmations and stuff” and then we get this gem (absolute gold)
Hes so real
i like ur pfp... whatever the hell it is
@@MajorUrsa thanks not even I know
@@_DEVILYCH Looks like a mildly yassified version of that jumpscare from the game Sara Is Missing
the affirmations being "has anyone ever told you that you're an uglh fuck?"
“Spit on the ground and open the other door” took me tf OUT 🤣
That’s what being a man is all about 💪💪💪
This is Patrick's evil twin pretending to be him
batrick
Yes absolutely 100%
Barney and larney, Patrick and batrick
I LOVE THE MOMENTS WHERE YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS SO ABSURD AND YOU BREAK CHARACTER. the real smile comes out and it's so sweet this is such a fun video
Hope this helps you all
“EGO BOOST” LMAO 😂😂
8:10 just some small talk
Rizz (Bribed with K)😂
The smile one was good 😌
This is gold ✨
1:30 bro im tryna sleep and im just laughing my ass off at this random stray
I was falling asleep and then heard it and was like wait what
Literally 💀
hahahaha
Facts he’s so calm and kind and than BAM
@@Mark_ASMRWOAH you like patrick?? i love your asmr it’s so good.
i was falling asleep and heard "you into porn?" and my eyes POPPED open
i literally sat up and kept watching attentively just to see if i heard that correctly
So, yes then, apparently
i had to replay the video like. *WHAT* sorry i didn't realize the level of degenerate roleplay i was getting myself into
i just imagine that one scene of spongebob where squidward does that 😭😭
HOLY SHIT😂
Why is this guy so naturally funny
HOW DID THIS ESCALATE TO HIM TALKING ABT BEATING HIS MEAT
To me, a foreigner, Patrick's accent is really easy to understand so i'm listening to his asmr for sleep and improve my english skills
Wow that’s great! Good luck :)
Good for you for learning another language! But the idea of someone learning English from this video is hilarious 😅
i literally gave a standing ovation
I gave a standing ovulation 👏👏👏
wait it says this was 11m ago and your commenting 3hs ago?
@@minion_2649makes no sense right
how the fuck did you comment before this was even posted
@@minion_2649patreon
i wonder what patrick's neighbors think of him when he's talking to his phone late at night doing weird shit 😭
Honestly my question too💀
theyre one with the hive , patrick has his whole block shamaned out, wouldnt be surprised if they were behind the cam to make it easier for the queen
If you think this is weird, check out whispersoft asmr
The bit about driving while drunk AND gambling fucking killed me
1:31 I laughed, I cried, I applauded
It keeps on giving too, this is fucking brilliant Patrick, thank you.
I lol-ed and it’s 3am haha
6:50 you genuinely have such a wonderful smile
No literally I’m jealous
I know right? Insane
facts
he reminds me of the bunny from hoodwinked its so cute (I DON'T MEAN THIS IN A BAD WAY)
Frrrr his smile is so pretty
0:31, 0:39, 8:52 - please a whole video of unexpected/jumpscare triggers. that spray is the best and love the aggressiveness of the brush!
The first 2 had me rolling I'm so glad someone else pointed them out
I came looking to sleep and got a comedy show instead 😭😭😭 I love this
Omg you HAVE to do a jesse pinkman (Breaking bad) cosplay roleplay video about cooking meth xDD you sound just like him and don't look too far off!
I second this you are genius
OH MY GOD I’m so glad I’m not the only one who sees Jessie in Patrick
This needs to be the top comment
YES THIS IS GENIUS
I make this suggestion on every white man’s asmr channel
pat PLEASE people are gonna take you seriously 😂😅
"To be a real man you can't be nice" yes Patrick 🫡 I will be mean from now on
'Just relax. Or actually, don't. There's a very strange man touching you.' That is too funny
Mr degenerate talked about his lack of ability to attain an animal.
The video ends with him holding a dog.
Cinema
maybe a free haircut on craiglist wasnt a good idea…..
8:07 alright patrick wrap it up i was falling asleep
damn all these "practice" asmr videos were for this... the real deal... the asmr rp video... thats beautiful man
PAT NO DONT LISTEN TO THE ALPHA MALE PODCASTS 😭😭😭
(This is one of the best vids I've seen in a while)
50% falling asleep and 50% laughing 😂 I think this is my favourite ASMR video
Never in my life have I laughed out loud at a youtube video, much less an Asmr video and that changed today i guess
you’ve never laughed at a youtube video???
@@mars_mallow_right like
I love this man's humor 😭😭😭
Imagine some dude is having a smoke on his patio seeing and hearing all this and he’s just like “hell yeah brother”
"thank u patrick this is awesome" we all say in unison
“Don’t expect a good haircut , it’s free “ love the honesty
Bro the way that I've been CACKLING through this whole thing oml🤣 9:52-10:12 really got me
CEO of comedy Asmr 💀
08:06 excuse me mr patrick
I was falling asleep then jumped LMFAP
Literally caught me so off guard😭
🤭
You heard the man
close enough, welcome back kurt kunkle
^i say this positively
they r so the same person
@@theyluvtrin. thank you for seeing my vision
Genuinely one of the funniest and most relatable UA-cam videos I’ve ever seen
This is exactly how most guys talk with their homies 😂
relaxed but also absolutely terrified, lovely concept
guy on craigslist that pays you to cut your hair
I couldn’t even get comfortable in my bed before I started to burst out laughing- “has anyone ever told you that you’re an ugly fuck?”. That had me wheezing
8:43 patrick i actually love you you're genuinely so funny
The level of satire is phenomenal and I'm living for it 😂 love you dude, keep up the awesome vids, always soothing, mentally and physically.
This was the funniest damn dialogue 😂 but fr fr, that comb and brush make THE BEST possible sounds
"they're double doors anyway" 🤣
Choosing to believe thats axe body spray 0:24
This is my favorite open mic stand up comedy show / haircut
Some of the best haircuts I’ve had have been at the hands of my completely unqualified friends in their back yards on a hot summer night. Thanks for the nostalgia and the tingles ❤
Also wanted to say about your last video, you are very very good at affirmations and I’d love it if you kept doing more of those types of videos! And just what you’ve been doing in general lately! It’s all very good ❤
Edit: coming back to add because I fell asleep 2 minutes in the first time I watched and now I’m watching again and “has anyone ever told you you’re fucking ugly” got me SPITTING MY DRINK 😂😭😭 cackling my ass off over here wtf 😂
this is my favorite video that ive watched of yours tbh. the nighttime noises, the haircut-related triggers, the nonsensical talking / rambling that reminds me of how it'd be talking / joking with friends late at night. it's really nice, even coming back to it a bajillion times since it came out
I am not the type of person who leaves comments ut it happens to be my second time writing under that channel. I love your stuff, it really makes me comfy and it has it's own vibe and flavor. It's really an experience to watch you doing stuff outside whith cicadaes chirping while it's snowing where I live. The mood of the video really makes me warm, thanks for the amazing content
This is easily one of my favorite ASMR videos I've ever seen. "Has anyone ever told you that you're f*cking ugly?" 🤣💀I had the sleepy giggles sooo bad lmao
I love Patrick's videos that fit some nebulous definition of a roleplay
The way I burst out laughing like a lunatic multiple times💀
the thumbnail... he has a look of pure insanity in his eyes that only the most mad men could have. i trust him with scissors.
you can always count on patrick for weird titles and even weirder tingles🙏 good night everyone
Oooh this gives out such dreamcore vibe with the background noise
i think they are crickets
negative affirmations 🎉🎉
Probably the funniest ASMR video I’ve ever watched Ty
best asmr without even trying that hard it’s just perfect
i thought i wasnt going to fall asleep to this but it knocked me tf out 😭 i need to rewatch to get the rest of the storyline...
jesse pinkman
i need more of this degenerate rp 🙏🙏🙏😩😩😩
This is so genuinely funny 😂 I am both super relaxed and super giggly
Why is this the best ASMR ive watched to date. Ngl bro the dark humor ASMR is hitting different. Keep being you though youre awesome fr.
asmr straight out from smiling friends
9:19 I had this comb when I was 10 years old, and one day, when I was very bored in the village without the Internet, I picked out all the teeth of the comb and then stuck them in one by one in a rainbow pattern.
Unlocked some childhood memories.
this guys a comedic genius he's just infinitely funnier in asmr format
i need to be sleeping not laughing omg 😂 10/10, would get my hair cut here again
BABE WAKE UP PATRICK ASMR ROLE PLAY JUST DROPPED 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
why he so handsome
edit: nvm he called me ugly 😢
if u need a gf lmk 🙄
Hamburger
YESSSS IM SO GLAD YOU MADE A LONGER VERSION
I feel like I’m tied in a chair in the middle of the frozen snowing woods while he does this. Love
1:34 caught me so off guard, i started bursting out with laughter
i also love driving after 7 beers and gambling aswell. the law calls it drunk and distracted driving, but i call it minmaxxing.
i was not expecting ASMR COMEDY! laughter is a great relaxer. Thank you.
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE CORN QUESTION I WOKE UP
i like when you do the night-time outside videos even if you fuck with our hair
I was not expecting this kind of RP ASMR, but I love this😭
11:02 i was drifting off after a few giggles until my eyes shot open when i heard "theres a strange man touching you" WHAT 😭😭😭
Patrick just told us he watches porn for the storyline lmfao 🤣
New favorite Patrick video I love getting cussed out by you homie never stop
Reiki master cuts your hair while bullying you
buddy, are you like best friends with someone like this irl ? because this is simultaneously the most accurate depiction of a mildly creepy, uncomfortable degenerate douchebag. like holy shit, phenomenal job. I legit clapped at the end because i was *that* entertained 😂
10:50 bro making everybody gamble with him
My faaaaaave along with the creepy Steve in the backyard video lol
omg this is perfect because i’m a hairstylist and i never have anyone to do my own hair! thanks again patrick🩷
0:53 bro is holding it like a weapon
i be falling asleep and laughing my ass off at the same time i didn’t know that was possible
Nah but he got such a sweet smile when he describes his degenerate lifestyle, I think I'll let it slide
You’re so good at this character. So funny. I think you’re the king of ASMR because your hand movements and the way you interact with the camera. It’s almost like cinematography.
Me this entire video: “Ayo????”
For the subscription bro ❤
get that upgrade 🙏
Never shoulda followed this man into his backyard 😔
The snipping sound is fab and also the sound of the comb getting rubbed by the scissors
This is taking me so off guard in the best way😭😭😭I’m so used to him being super kind HAHAHSF
2 minutes in and this is already a cinematic masterpiece.
Bro is introvert final boss ☠️
the random spray bottle at the beginning made me really want a video that's like "surprise haircut" or "sneak doing your makeup" or "tricking you into an eye exam" where we're being attacked with asmr at random intervals
this might be the funniest video on youtube im literally stunned
A very strange man touching you....OKAY😭😭😭
i love the deadpan humor in this vid im cackling (im gambling, typing, and driving all at the same time)