"Suspiciously not queer enough" sounds hilariously like "even fully non-queer cishets have passed this point, there's something abnormally wrong with how low you're reading here"
same, my college is even less progressive than my high school unfortunately (mostly because it's impersonal and most of the emails you get are from people who don't even know you)
I know this is a meme but as a lesbian I feel the need to aggressively validate you. THE PERSON YOURE WITH DOESNT MAKE YOU ANY LESS SAPPHIC/BI/QUEER🩷🩷🩷🩷
since starting college i haven't seen my gf (we're long distance) in like a month and i could feel my lgbt levels dropping rapidly so thank you for this
You will not believe how fast I clicked this video when the thumbnail showed up on my home feed! 😂Man this video is everything to me I literally feel rejuvenated. The voice, the script, the inflection, the piercings, the occasional sound in the background of birds or cars or someone else in the house talking, the backpack on the foot end of the bed, the color coordinated closet decorations... and not to mention, I got tingles like crazy for the first time in years??
When they only put one “they” earring in I almost cried, I’m polygender and I go by she/they so I’ve been told I’m “half nonbinary” and I loved this bit to pieces, thanks for that :3
@@squid-123 Yay I love people asking those with experience rather than Google :D Polygender is basically when you identify as more than one gender, but not all. It can either be fluid, meaning one day you might feel like x gender but the next you feel more like y, or it can be constant, where you’re always feeling like gender xy. For me, it fluctuates between both, but everyone has different experiences :3 (Is that good? Feel free to let me know if I need to elaborate heheh)
Thankyou. I must say, I felt my queer levels getting dangerously low and you brought me right back up to yYAAASS at the right time! Thankyou sweety for your badass clinic!
my queer has indeed me running low.. 😓 there aren’t enough queers in my life right now and they are really draining me of my queerness.. thank you for this! 🫂🙏
out of habit from being in a non supportive school, I said my legal name when you asked and hearing you say not the one on your id the one you go by actually make me tear up and I don't think I've ever said Jinx in my life so confidently
You should do a gay/lesbian version of this ❤❤❤ it's so good lol😂😂❤ Edit; it gave me tingles at the slime lid swirling❤❤and the nail biting and the clicking and the brush thingy for the massage and the gaydar. ❤❤❤❤
When you put the they/them earring i went “huh, I guess i’m a he/they now” and I realized I wasn’t really bothered by that so. You awaked something in me
"But you dont look gay" Oh im sorry lemme just- *pulls out blahaj plush, therian and pride pins, sketchbook, and draws big buff women with honking badonkers while i sweat nervously from pan panic*
suspiciously not queer enough is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
"Suspiciously not queer enough" sounds hilariously like "even fully non-queer cishets have passed this point, there's something abnormally wrong with how low you're reading here"
i love ur ellie pfp 🫶🏻🫶🏻
thank you i was deeply worried i couldn’t recharge my queer here
What far right politicians think happens outside of public schools
it’s been a long few weeks of small town public school tbh, sometimes you just need the queerness scientifically recharged
Lmfaoo
REAL
All we need now is a "Teacher does gender reassignment surgeries on you" ASMR
@@idontknow2469 all we need now are the transgender aliens to land on earth 😭
this is my niche i fear
Thanks bro I was starting to become straight again.
god forbid 😔🙀
@@karimwebo8546 😂
“Not the name on your id, the name you go by”
As someone from extremely homophobic country I nearly cried from happiness from that line
:( it's gonna get better, I promise. Keep being you, you lovely human, I see you 💚 if you ever want to talk about it, I'm here :)
In case you ever doubt: Your existence is beautiful and you deserve to live the life that you want❤❤❤❤❤- things will turn out ok, I promise🫂🫂
just so you know, you are so strong and we love you. keep being you. hugs from a less homophobic country ❤️❤️
"A queer person without pets 🤨"
As I'm literally cuddling with my cat LMAO
I have a very bitchy Guinea pig who doesn't like to sleep Anywhere except in my shirt or on my ass
How i aspire to be with my boyfriend❤
@@grapestormslmao 😭 my cat’s literally the same (i can’t breathe rn he’s trying to kill me)
Same
I have 4 cats and yet I'm allergic 👍💅
omg a gay baptism
gaptism
A bay, if you will.
three types of people 😭
yippee
autism.
Thank you as a queer elder I am glad to see this tradition of aura rejuvenation be carried on in the younger generation
I imagine you as an eldridge being
@@potato15089 The Elder Queer. Has a powerful and foreboding vibe, like a long-dead god coming back from the depths of un-eternity.
2:39
this bit inspired me to start flirting with my partner in this way. "your gay levels are drastically low, we should kiss so you can fix that."
HAHAHAHAAAA THATS WONDERFUL
I'm going to steal this idea
alright where do i get a gf from so i can do this 😓
@@what-hq1gl right here /jjj
I LOVE THAT ❤
Thank god i no longer need to get my queerness from a shady dealer at the intersection
Hydrate or Die Straight yall! Don’t forget to drink your water
10:37 HELP LMAO I didn’t see that coming
gonna start saying this 😭
Oh shit thank you
Ig im dying straight 😭😭
@@NoNo-bffrWHAT WAS HAOPWNING
'not the name on your id, the one you go by' when i tell you i teared up. lol (I don't get many chances to use it unfortunately)
🫂 same here friend. Hope you get more chances to use your name safely and if its in your plans, for your name to eventually go on your id too ❤️
It's hard getting used to the new name when my parents, boss, and spam emails are all still calling me by the legal one
same, my college is even less progressive than my high school unfortunately (mostly because it's impersonal and most of the emails you get are from people who don't even know you)
Bi girl here, needed this (been smooching it up with my boyfriend and needed to balance it out)
REAL
XD
ME
I know this is a meme but as a lesbian I feel the need to aggressively validate you. THE PERSON YOURE WITH DOESNT MAKE YOU ANY LESS SAPPHIC/BI/QUEER🩷🩷🩷🩷
@@amandaking9527omg this made me tear up 🥹 a big thank you from a random passerbi ❤
“you catchin that? 🤨” 😭😭
HAHAHA I LOVE IT--
The eye contact in 10:48 😭 this video was a 10 out of 10 fr
Did they just eat my nails....
okay now put on your most white cishet fit and do a DeQueerifying You video
period good idea that’s literally my next video
*maliciously spraying axe body spray everywhere*
why white
omg thank you, my queer-o-meter was dangerously low 😭🙏
I think we need to talk about the fact that they have bitten off our nails in this 😅
right like mine wouldnt need biting but EXCUSE ME?
Yeah i was thinking about this too! Surprised there weren't more comments about it
since starting college i haven't seen my gf (we're long distance) in like a month and i could feel my lgbt levels dropping rapidly so thank you for this
hilarious premise, also you somehow found the perfect ratio of talking and doing triggers for an asmr video because this KNOCKED me OUT omg
lgbt-security … subscribed
who knew the pride could be so tingly? i love it!
my queer aura needs recharging? let me just watch some cm and hannibals edits and ill be H-O-T-T-O-G-O
HANNIBAL MENTION HANNIBAL MENTION
@@skeletallambHANNIBAL MENTION 😍😍 I’m in the middle of a rewatch rn omfg
@@madslamuerte AAAAA I'M REWATCHING S3 AND I'M DYING
@@skeletallamb I just got to s3 again!!! 😭😰😍
LMFAOO THIS IS SO REAL
So glad I found this, I've been feeling pretty straight lately
pov those gacha videos like "you're starting your first day at the all gay school" and this is what happens at the entrance ahaha 😭
"how many pets?"
"Oh, 7"
"A queer person with no pets,,,, interesting"
"Oh!"
🏳️⚧️ idk what country flag that is, but all the girls there are rlly pretty! (I'm one of the girls there)
🏳️⚧️ idk either!! the guys from it look so pretty tooo. and sometimes like a rat in a hot way. (I'm one of the rats in a hot way hopefully)
I must’ve transported to this country too.
I think I recognize it! I live in the country nearby, lauxesib!
More like lightning bolt magic missile offensive ward!!!
(I'm a resident of this country too)
@@Hitchieznot me tryna decode this I was thinking it was like an acronym or something 😭🫠
Little bro behind you got a staring problem
SAW THIS RIGHT AT 1:34 LMFAOOOO ILY
Fr
caught myself thinking a man was cute, came here to remind myself im a lesbian
bi pride tho bb!!!
aesthetic attraction is a thing too :3
@@willtherealremipleasestandup of course 😋😋
@@squid-123omg really? I like girls aesthetically I think
Turn too Jesus Christ 🙏
3:18 genuinely laughed out loud, such a NASTY look omggg
You will not believe how fast I clicked this video when the thumbnail showed up on my home feed! 😂Man this video is everything to me I literally feel rejuvenated. The voice, the script, the inflection, the piercings, the occasional sound in the background of birds or cars or someone else in the house talking, the backpack on the foot end of the bed, the color coordinated closet decorations... and not to mention, I got tingles like crazy for the first time in years??
Don’t hit me with the lightskin stare, vro. I told you I had 6 cats 3:21
NO WAY I DEADASS HAVW 6 CATS
this is so creative. i love roleplay with random props so much and this topic had me laughing. 10/10
This is so funny and so relaxing and I’m so unfortunately straight, so you’re right; my queerness is bone dry.
I know what you are (/j)
this video is incredibly fresh
I fuck w this heavy
as a straight person that used to think i was lesbian i feel like i just had my former gay aura solidify again
i was on another tab and when i came back you were aggressively waving the flag while whispering lgbt gay queer oooo i'm crying that felt personal😭😭😭
this video is soooo angelica asmr core if she didn’t.. change her mind i guess
Angelica now Angelica’s grass?
@@PrinceStellan yes
Angelica ASMR *takes a drag on my cigarette* now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
@@jkdonnie23 IM CRYINGG! need a deep dive on THAT
@@jkdonnie23frr 😭
11:00 WHY DID YOU EAT MY FINGER NAILS LOLLL
10:37
Took me a while to realize that you were biting the nails off 😭. Do most gay people bite their nails? I thought that was just a me problem 😭
I'm pretty sure it's not a gay thing 💀
this is exactly what i needed i came out to my therapist as nonbinary and she wasnt. suuuper supportive but thank you sm
i cant stop laughing because i can’t imagine anyone fr telling me i have low queer levels LMAOO😭😭 but i could always use a boost thanks monarch
As someone who very recently started trying out they/them to see how it feels I really appreciated the one nonbinary earring lol :]
me when men approaches to me 4:35
okay but your piercings are soooooo amazing
BLANK SPACE FOR ME AND EVERYONE WHO NEEDS IT💛
💛💛💛💛
ngl i needed this since i've been living back in my conservative southern france hometown
your voice and inflection are so relaxing! really loved the soft spoken voice
This is so fucking funny and tingly at the same time😭 thank you 🥰
eating my nails for me is so real of u ❤
I *love* your eyebrow piercings omg
Thank you for recharging me. i was dying from my lack of queerness.
oh thank god I needed my queerness recharged
5:57 the smacking LMAOO
these comments prove that queer people have the best sense of humor
All I needed was 30 seconds of this video to like it 😂
When they only put one “they” earring in I almost cried, I’m polygender and I go by she/they so I’ve been told I’m “half nonbinary” and I loved this bit to pieces, thanks for that :3
Omg I had the exact same thing! Very recently came out as she/they so it hit hard
if you don’t mind me asking, what’s it mean to be polygender? (also yippe yay fellow she/they :D)
@@squid-123 Yay I love people asking those with experience rather than Google :D Polygender is basically when you identify as more than one gender, but not all. It can either be fluid, meaning one day you might feel like x gender but the next you feel more like y, or it can be constant, where you’re always feeling like gender xy. For me, it fluctuates between both, but everyone has different experiences :3 (Is that good? Feel free to let me know if I need to elaborate heheh)
@@just_jupiterr_2024 ohh thanks for explaining! that helped a lot :3
@@squid-123 Yay im glad!!!
the kind of gatekeeping i'm here for
Thank you for this friend, I can feel my queerness coming back already.
This is genuinely the funniest asmr I've ever seen 😭😭😭
oghg finally been meaning to get my queerness rechatged foreverrrr just one of those things you just always forget to make time for you kno
sigh… i rlly needed this… the queerness within me was fading
Thankyou. I must say, I felt my queer levels getting dangerously low and you brought me right back up to yYAAASS at the right time! Thankyou sweety for your badass clinic!
thanks, i been feeling a lil heterosexual lately
love the writing sounds at the beginning :)
my queer has indeed me running low.. 😓 there aren’t enough queers in my life right now and they are really draining me of my queerness.. thank you for this! 🫂🙏
ooooh the writing sound is so perfect 😩
out of habit from being in a non supportive school, I said my legal name when you asked and hearing you say not the one on your id the one you go by actually make me tear up and I don't think I've ever said Jinx in my life so confidently
I LOVE the peircings. The lips are PERFECT.
honestly comforting in a way
the cow just standing there is killing me
feeling recharged asf
Thank you I was turning too straight from fictional men
such a fun idea! and great tingles
looking for the rainbow in the cloud slime was SO tingly!
This is so damn tingly crazy
You should do a gay/lesbian version of this ❤❤❤ it's so good lol😂😂❤
Edit; it gave me tingles at the slime lid swirling❤❤and the nail biting and the clicking and the brush thingy for the massage and the gaydar. ❤❤❤❤
lolol i loved this
i was a bit concerned when you ate my nails though 👁️👄👁️
This is the first video I see from your channel and I already liked you very much 😭
Thank god I was almost feeling… *Shivers* straight 😨
When you put the they/them earring i went “huh, I guess i’m a he/they now” and I realized I wasn’t really bothered by that so. You awaked something in me
WOOOO WELCOME TO THE CLUB
was looking for straight camp asmr where i turn into a hetero but there wasnt any lol
bet
tysm i almost started being a cis women
I’ve watched this video at least 20 times, it’s so comforting😭
THE CLOUD SLIME TRIGGER WAS ACTUALLY SO GOOD IVE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE
Phew! They were getting low, thank you for this
wow I have actually been feeling really low with my queerness this lowkey cheered me up
was having dysphoric episode and this saved me ngl
yo man how are you doing now?
@solonyhiacynt6291 doing better dude thank you
@@vampyrek1sses no problem bro:) have a great day
"But you dont look gay"
Oh im sorry lemme just-
*pulls out blahaj plush, therian and pride pins, sketchbook, and draws big buff women with honking badonkers while i sweat nervously from pan panic*
Ah thank Beyoncé…I was worried for a minute there! Thank you for restoring my gayness
needed this recharge
the unraveling and rewrapping the ribbon was so good my brain turned to mush
After being in a straight-passing relationship for the past 6 months I needed this 😔
bro are those hot wheels on your wall or am I tripping
also did you just EAT my naILS WHAT 10:38
Babes, if the gaydar doesn’t give accurate results, invest in Bi-fi and upgrade to the pan-scans. Sooo much versatility and quicker level desecrations
gf enby that looks relatively normal here (due to laziness i fear)
needed this 😻
This is what my lesbian soul needed after not engaging in queer media/content for more than a few days.
Ahhhh thank you mine has definitely been depletingggg