Between Two Turns - With Sir Lord Conrau
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Tonight we are joined by the frog king of many titles* and esteemed gentleman, Sir Lord Conrau.
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*King Lord Duke Sire Sir Conrau, Respected Esteemed Mystery Man of Danger, Handsome Frog Best of the Best of the Best Person Thing, First of His Name, Historic Ruler of Lightwood, Current Ruler of Ewolin Swamp Which Was Once A Forest And Then Was A Swamp And Now Is Returning To Being A Forest Again Ever Since The Hourglass Coven Moved In And Took Over (But Not Took Over So Much That He Is Not In Charge Any More), Acolyte of Ramenas, Grand Croaker, Lover of Flies, Lover of Pies, Wearer of the Crown, Tamer of the Venom Troll, Usurper of Gullop XIX of the Soggy Court, Abbot, Doctor, Air Marshal, Admiral of the Marsh, Archbishop, Chancellor, Chief of the Withered Ones, Throat-king, Eternal Soundsmith, Councillor, Evangelist, Grand Poobah of all of This and That, Headman, Governor, His Eminence, Deacon, Leaping Champion, Master of the Awakened Toads, Ex or Current Friend of Vanessa the Firbolg Druid Who Lives In or Around the Lightwood Forest, I Don’t Know, It’s Complicated, Khan High Priest, Legatus, Chamberlain, Producer of Delightful Mouth Noises, Maharaja, Director of the Bureau of Balance, Don of the Damp Dives, Mayor of Murky Marshes, Senor of the Sopping Swamp, Corporal of the Clammy Quagmire, Patriarch, Haver of the Umbrella Sceptre, Once Eater of a Nail Which Looked Really Shiny So He Wanted It To Always Be Close By As His Prized Treasure But Then He Immediately Regretted His Decision For Reasons That Should Have Been Obvious But He Hadn’t Been Awakened For Very Long At That Time So Wasn’t Used To Having To Make Smart Decisions But Luckily Vanessa the Aforementioned Ex or Current Friend Was There to Fish the Nail Out of His Stomach Without Needing to Cut Him Open and was Then Able to Heal Him With Her Magics and He lost the Nail Anyway, Pastor, Mullah, Nawab, National Security Advisor to the President, President, Rabbi, Professor, True father of Gorgug Thistlespring, Leader of the Leapers, Leader of the Lepers, Ladder of the Lepers, Prince, Pope, Prince Pope, Saint, Sergeant, Viceroy, Tsar, Vicar, Holder of Abdominal Scar Not From That Nail Incident But From a Surprisingly Similar Incident a Little Later When Vanessa Wasn’t Around, Grand Master, Old Master, Dungeon Master, Dungeon Master, Post Master General, Master of the House, Quick to Catch Your Eye, Towel Attendant, Collector of Fine Goods and Items That Have Now Got a Bit Slimy Through Let’s Face it Inadequate Storage Systems, Taker of Speech Therapy, Victoria Cross, Hot Cross, Chris Cross, Order of Merit, Medal of Honour, MD Ph.D OBE B&Q MFI RESPECT JP BRB LOL LMFAO D&D Esquire the third
Congratulations Sir Vey for making it through all of Lord Conrau’s titles
Congratulations Rob for coming up with almost 4 minutes worth of titles
Four minutes for us, but it is shown that Sir Vey been reading this titles for several hours.
I'm sure there's more that I didn't catch, but there's a critical role reference in there
Rob discussed this episode of Behind Two Ferns on Twitch just now, and thanks to suggestions from the chat he canonically added "..., Taker of Speech Therapy, Victoria Cross, Hot Cross, *Phoenix Cross* , Chris Cross Applesauce, ..." to Sir Lord Conrau's noble name in the official character sheet 😄 Hopefully this honour consoles her about Sneaki's recent tragic blood loss 🧛♂
Brb, lol, lmao have got to be the best
U mean 3hrs right?
Can't believe they cut out half of Lord King Duke Sir Conrau's name, the disrespect 😞
I mean... you cut out 99% of his titles? 😅😂🙃
Can't wait for Rob to make Baraduun and the boys to remember the whole title.
That's King Lord Duke Sire Sir Conrau to you!
A treasure chest where the code is related to some of the tittles.
@@JacobL228 That's king lord duke sire sir conrau, handsome frog, best of the best of the best of the person thing, historic ruler of lightwood, current ruler of Ewolin swamp, which was once a forest and is now a swamp but is returning to being a forest again, ever since the hourglass coven moved in and took over, but not took over so much so that he is not in charge anymore, Acholyte of Ramenas, Grand Croaker, Lord of the flies, lover of the flies, lover of the pies, Abbot, Doctor, admiral, Archbishop to you!
i can't be bothered to do the rest, i got a minute in and realised just how much i would make myself do there
Wow. Baradun did spread sir Lord Conrau's fame across the land
A generous gift indeed ❤
With how renounded he is, I bet he’d make a great High Sorceror. The people seem to love him, and it’s one title he has yet to achieve.
He said he would!
Taker of speech therapy is da funniest phrase I've heard to date.
Once I realized who this was about, my reaction was “Ain’t no way that Rob is going to talk to himself in that voice for 4 minutes.” Didn’t think it would be this masterpiece though.
I loved the fully in-depth interview with Sir Lord Conrau. You wouldn't expect the frog to be so eloquent and certainly stole the show for how long he was on screen
2:22 "True Father of Gorgug Thistlespring" I'm dead
Even managed to mangle the name in a way that causes Telemaine shed a single tear.
That speech therapy really paid off. Sir Lord Conrau didn't stutter or show his lisp even once during the entire interview. Really well done.
It did indeed! Also I'm proud of Sir Lord Conrau for self-confidently acknowledging that he is a "Taker Of Speech Therapy" along with all the other titles he undoubtedly deserves 👏
😂😂😂
The King, etc. finally appears:
"Sir Vey, hello! Please, call me Con."
Sir Vey: 😭
I'd love to see one with Sir Vey interviewing the god RobertHartleyGM himself
At this point I think Baradun may have gone too far with spreading Lord Conrau's name!
It was too far before it even started.
He did a damn good job of it
“…and he lost the nail anyway” made the chaos monster in me very, very happy. 😂😂😂
1:11 That Critical Role reference :D
2:22 and Dimension 20 reference too
1:35 we got The Adventure Zone too
Gotta love the Bureau of Balance.@@Fadhil-bz9ro
I like the The Mikado reference by Gilbert and Sullivan
Grog would be displeased someone stole his title.
High King Settra after encountering Sir Lord Conrau: "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"
That's true
Gotta love king duke sire sir conrau respected and esteemed mystery man of danger, handsome frog, best of the best of the best person thing, first of his name, historic ruler of lightwood, current ruler of ewolin swamp, which was once a forest and then was a swamp and now is returning to being a forest again ever since the hourglass coven moved in and took over (but not took over so much that he is not in charge anymore), acolyte of ramenas, grand croaker, lover of flies, lover of pies, wearer of the crown, tamer of the venom troll, usurper of gullop xix of the soggy court, abbot, doctor, air marshal, admiral of the marsh, archbishop, chancellor, chief of the withered ones, throat-king, eternal soundsmith, councillor, evangelist, grand poobah of all of this and that, headman, governor, his eminence, deacon, leaping champion, master of the awakened toads, ex or current friend of vanessa the firbolg druid who lives in or around the lightwood forest, i don't know, it's complicated, khan high priest, legatus, chamberlain, producer of delightful mouth noises, maharaja, director of the bureau of balance, don of the damp dives, mayor of murky marshes, senor of the sopping swamp, corporal of the clammy quagmire, patriarch, haver of the umbrella sceptre, once eater of a nail which looked really shiny so he wanted it to always be close by as his prized treasure but then he immediately regretted his decision for reasons that should have been obvious but he hadn't been awakened for very long at that time so wasn't used to having to make smart decisions but luckily vanessa the aforementioned ex or current friend was there to fish the nail out of his stomach without needing to cut him open and was then able to heal him with her magics and he lost the nail anyway, pastor, mullah, nawab, national security advisor to the president, president, rabbi, professor, true father of gorgug thistlespring, leader of the leapers, leader of the lepers, ladder of the lepers, prince, pope, prince pope, saint, sergeant, viceroy, tsar, vicar, holder of abdominal scar not from that nail incident but from a surprisingly similar incident a little later when vanessa wasn't around, grand master, old master, dungeon master, dungeon master, post master general, master of the house, quick to catch your eye, towel attendant, collector of fine goods and items that have now got a bit slimy through let's face it inadequate storage systems, taker of speech therapy, victoria cross, hot cross, chris cross, order of merit, medal of honour, MD PHD OBE B&Q MFI respect JP brb lol lmfao d&d esquire the third :3
"Don of the Damp Dives" ahahahahahahahaha I was gonna mention the Venesa one as well, but Idk it's complicated
"Prince Pope" omg 😂
When I saw this, I was wondering how they were gonna do this on the green screen. Now I know…
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I knew before he was even halfway through the titles that Rob wasn't going to have enough time for the actual interview. Brilliant! Some of the titles were absolutely side-splittingly funny too. 🤣
This was an absolutely genius way to do the Conrau episode 🤣🤣🤣
The third? So there have been at least two more kings with the EXACT same name and title?
So glad you picked up on that! I especially love how he starts with 'first of his name' as well. Haha
Naah, he was simply titled twice already with the same title before he get the third title in the same category.
Yeah. We need to have an interview with the prestigious Sir Lord Conrau the first of the third
The first character that made Sir Vey sweat…😂😂
I laughed for nearly four minutes straight.
Arise Sir Rob, Worthy Inheritor of the Monty Python Mantle of Absurdity.
Up next week Ser Vey reads the silmarillion in 1 sitting
That's probably easier.
Rob forgot what voice Sir Lord Conrau had and that's why he had to come up with a thousand titles to make up for it.
Lol, I was thinking when I clicked: how would they dress and show Lord Conrau in this setting and would Sir Vey be wiping spittle off his face the whole time?
This was a very creative and fun way to get around that 😂
Gonna need to add a new title to convey how he bested a god with only his name.
This has to be my favorite interview so far. King Lord Duke Sire Sir Conrau (etc.) has such a way with words!
Sketch idea: accidentally pull in a character from Bored. Manager Rowan or Ben maybe.
I can picture Alan asking Sir Vey at the end of the interview if things get better and Sir Vey simply says "no" and hand waves him away.
Neurotic Brit from Bored. She spends the entire interview trying to "win" or trying to be the best possible guest
When you exist in a plane outside of time but even you think a character's name is too long 😂
I need a 3 hr version of this. Love seeing Sir Vey slowly crack.
What a pleasure to hear how the king speaks! Such a merit and knowledge in his voice. If the silence is gold, his speech is a platinum. What a man! Hope he'll honour you with his presence again, so we can listen to his stories once more! Your best guest so far and one that will be really hard to beat! Great show!
You had me at "throat king"
This whole episode was made only to give a heart attack to the person writing the subtitles.
Imagine Conrau actually arrived and then started to introduce himself…
2:22 nice reference!
Sir Vey has finally been defeated by a veeeeeeeeeery long title that is growing vy the day. Before long entire tomes and novels will be written about Lord Conreau, until the world runw out of words at wgich point by teh time youve read all the names, the world has withered away into an emaciated husk. 😂
On another note. The interview was splendid. His speech therapy really helped. He now speaks common almots as eloquently as he speaks bullywug. Well done Lord King duke sire sir conreau, mystery man of danger, previous ruler of lightwood, now ruler of ewolin swamp that was a forest, then a swamp and now back to a forest dye to the disappearance of the hourglass coven who ruled, but not as much to mean that conreau didn't rule, Mystery man of danger....💀
Bravo Rob!! Well done with this episode. Initially I was really excited to see an interview with Sir Lord Conrau but then 1 minute in I was really hoping the whole episode turned into you just saying his names. This was great.
Oh, I was expecting a Johann Gambolputty situation. Why is it that the world never remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty...
You know full well that Rob remembered exactly how much titling was involved with this character, and he was NOT the one who chose it.
Nooooo, I would really love to see a interview whit him. I love that character so f***inga much
True father of Gorgug Thistlespring! Genius!
Was there even a question of true heritage? Of course he was the true father. 😏
ngl, kinda disappointed that Lord Sir Conrau didnt make it ... after this introduction I was looking forward to watching him speak. Kudos to Sir Vey for keeping it up.
Love these extra gems,
Sir lord Conrau is one of my favourites. Hope he comes back.
Oh and the honeywood chicken. Please include her in some way.
I really love these Between Two Turns videos. Especially since I am at these points in the series.
Can't wait for Greg to call upon the god of inquisition for interrogation and have him become one of the traumatized npcs of the show.
"Granpubar of all of this and that." Think we wouldn't notice?😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
After 180 something episodes, it was finally Rob’s turn to make a single bit last over 4 continuous minutes
(Also hooray for the Dimension 20 reference!)
1:36 was that a reference to The Adventure Zone Balance campaign?!
Yep! There were other references too. Catch em?
I’ve been looking forward to this guest for aaaages!!! Hooraaaaay and huzzah!!
Even better than I could have ever hoped!
I knew it was going to do that as soon as the full name started... props for B&Q and MFI although im not sure MFI are around any more.
This was a wayyy better option than having to hear him do the frog king's voice.. thank you for that.
Great masterpiece by Rob. Nothing more to add.
*blush*
Chuckled at the nod towards Grog's title in the Vox Machina campaign.
Well, thankfully Lord Conrau isn't also a God of Inquisition.
Sorry the grand poobah is the title of Grog, not FROG, it's a common mistake.
Frog Strongjaw
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD touche lads, touche
Lord Conrau is such a captivating presence. I was transfixed by his words. Do wish you'd included his whole name though. He's also a Triple Threat. Plus actor.
Is it weird that “BnQ” was my favourite gag?
Is that chain of DIY stores found outside of Britain?
True father of Gorgug Thistlespring is the best crossover ai have heard in a LONG time
Sir Lord Conrau is becoming a competitor to Settra the Imperishable
This is by far the best of Between Two Turns that we've had
The acronyms part had me cracking up. Excellent writing and delivery
Quick! Someone tell Gorgug we found his dad!.....again.
Sir Vey 100% needs a hug after this traumatic experience.
Good work guys! This is my favorite Between Two Turns (which it has always been called) so far! ❤
I think its just great how you're in an alternative reality away fro. Those pesky things like space and time... too bad you ran out od time on this episode. Have a good one. Cant wait to se whats next. 😂
Don't throw that in my face!
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD 💣 Catch!
Brutal. 😁 "LMFAO"
Noted a few nods in there to Grog & Aretha tyvm❣️
[Edit] Forgot how many times I've watched this Sir Vey torture so far, but it's not the last, you hilarious sicko, ROB.
We found Gorgug's father! Another one! Yay!
This is absolutely genius. Good delivery by Rob too!
Did he just say “True father of Gorgug Thistlespring?”
Ah, what`s that)))
Handsome frog!
That was probably my favorite interview yet
1:34 "Director of the Bureau of Balance" now _that_ suggests a crossover I _really_ wanna see! Please VLDL, make it happen!
"Wait......this is gonna be the whole video isn't it? 😅"
It was in fact the whole video, and I loved it!
I have this feeling that Baradun accidentally created a very just and fair king who may very well become the next high king of Azerim. What a nightmare that would be for the high sorcerer. 🤣
Great theater of One Human, Rob you're wonderful person.
Aww thanks!
@@RobertHartleyGM No, thank you for your creativity and acting. Thanks to you I don't lose faith in GM/DM.
At least he isn't the Lord High Executioner
Defer, defer, to the Lord High Executioner! 🎶
Advisor to the president, President.....must've advised him so well, he convinced him that he was suited better for the job.
2:22 Yooooooo!!!!!
The subtle drop for Gorgug's DAD!
Brilliant, love it - but quite small for a Yak sized frog! 😂
DANG IT ROB!😂
Oh sure, we can interview an uninteligible tenticle, but you’re to scared of the inevitable reactions to Lord Sir Conrau’s Silky Voice.
For shame!😂
Poor Sir Vey. After that he need a hug, I think. And of course he needs rest. Perhaps a vacation on a beautiful coastline. P.S. The great thing is that Sir Vey doesn’t force his assistants to read this.
leader of the leapers , leader of the lepers , coulda sworn was gonna be followed up with leaper of the lepers lol
Damn Royals, and their million names and accolades
Yes, Robert must really despise the idea of monarchy.
Dont forget
"First of his name"
I gotta admit Rob, I'm impressed how much stuff can be written on the same page in the book😂
Magic book, yo!
When Rob said "Criss Cross," I fully expected that to followed with "Applesauce." Alas, I know that's just an American thing.
Seems like the only title he is missing is High Sorcerer... I'd vote for him :P
Also, ROFLCOPTER...
Unbeliveble, I counted about 86 titels of Lord Duke Sir.... Oh no, I woudn't do this, I'm not a God
Nice Viva La Dirt League D&D
/ Dimension 20 crossover
We got tricked.
Grand poo bah of all this and that. Awesome Critical roll reference.
I totally forgot about this guy to be honest. It took me a moment to realize he's the frog guy
Wow, it's cool that you left subtitles in Portuguese, every time I watch I have to turn on the subtitles in English and try to understand what little English I know. But this time I didn't need to.
Thanks.
I think I heard this title somewhere...
Found Sir Vey's weakness
I'm looking forward to the time when we will start getting Sir Vey interviewing folks from the Misfits campaign
Oh my. Did Sir Vey meet his victor without him even being present?
Chief of the withered ones eh?? I wonder if that has anything to do with the wither ingame. I mean... conrau would eat anything after all and they didnt actually fight him...
It did! It was a title I gave him when they first met him in case they were respectful enough to listen to his full accolades (there were only like 20 at that time). It woulda given them a clue as to what was to come.
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD i kinda figured that, but lore-wise, is he actually corrupted by the wither or is it just a dumb title cause conrau? cause if its lore, id LOVE to see the party realize how powerful they have made him. cause based on the rules you set, as bob kills the avatars/vessels for kaliphac, the remaining vessels get stronger.... until there is one... assuming conrau is a vessel.
We need the 2nd part where Sir Vey snaps after 4mins.
Lord Conrau is more important than Settra a duel for the ages.😉
Grand Poobah was a fantastic reference.