Ridiculous Bible Verses You've Never Heard
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- List of crazy Bible verses to shoot back at your Fundamentalist neighbors, ranked by how insane they are, especially in the context of modern life. Just because a verse is not a Commandment doesn't mean it's not in The Bible...
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Clip from the Thursday, July 3rd 2014 edition of The Kyle Kulinski Show, which airs live on Blog Talk Radio and Secular Talk Radio monday - friday 4-6pm Eastern.
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The saddest part about all of this? All believers will just write you off and say you're reading the text out of context. The End.
That line going to an imaginary heaven is very alluring. They would turn a blind eye to any atrocity God committed to stay there.
Notice how the parts they agree with are never out of context. For example the stuff about homosexuality.
Cornwall1888 You sound so cynical, it's like you're accusing them of picking and choosing what they want to believe from the Bible and discarding the rest. : )
(I'm Christian)You're right, I think he is reading out context, but that does not excuse how some of us have read it out context for years. I will not apologize for everybody who takes the bible out of context(the list is too long!), but I will say this. This is why I say it is never a good idea to screw somebody over with the bible because it is likely that you have been screwed you in the next verse. Read the book the book of Proverbs(Consider the book of wisdom) if you want to punch the Religious Right in the face.
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"You're right, I think he is reading out context..."
I don't think that FG3000-Gaming Commentary's comment was mean't to say that Secular Talk was speaking out of context. I think that he means people of religious background will use this excuse to rationalize controversial verses within the Bible; furthermore, this simple excuse is sad with little to no redeeming factors.
"All believers will just write you off and say you're reading the text out of context."
Essentially, you just made yourself fit in into his description of religious people(yes he did make a generalization). You saying that he is reading out of context makes his generalization of religious minds a little more attractive lol.
"The best cure for Christianity is reading the bible."
Mark Twain
atam mardes Ain't that the truth!😂
Mark Twain writings were better than bible
Damn right - as soon as I read that tome cover-to-cover and could no longer believe in it.
Wow. Those words are far more interesting than the first page of the bible. The bible is my go to book when i cant sleep.
It is truly a mental illness
For the people who say he is taking it out of context honestly there is not any context that will make any of these sound innocent or philosophical.
My point exactly. Damn.
What about the one where god sends 2 bears to maul 43 youths to death for making fun of a bald person...
royms2000 not true, this is someone who don't study the bible, but they read a few verses and think they understand. women can teach.
Not according to Timothy they can't. Maybe there are some other verses in other books that say differently, but that would just prove that the Bible contradicts itself.
Timothy is talking about a wife, teaching something different from her husband, who is responsible for teaching his wife as the head, the wife is allowed to teach. Titus 2:4-5 they can teach. vs 5 as long as the word of God be not blasphemed. the wife and husband suppose to agree, you can't have the wife teaching something and the husband something different. Huldah taught men. Anna was a teacher.
The biggest take away from this video is that Kyle is circumcised.
HUGE take away?
"A lot of that is from the Old testament" Somebody please explain to me how your all powerful and all knowing god couldn't get it right the first time?
***** that doesn't help it make more sense
***** lmao To say that god purposely had it one way, knowing humans would fuck it up, just so he can sacrifice someone to make it the right way is an equally as ridiculous assertion. Saying "It was his plan" does not make it sound better at all because the point behind what I originally said was your god is "all knowing and all powerful" I know it was his plan and it was a stupid plan. If your god was all knowing and all powerful he wouldve never put the old testament into action if he ALREADY KNEW there was a more appropriate way. The new testament wouldve been the only testament from the beginning because he KNEW the old testament wouldnt work.
***** People who use that argument are dumb, I looked it up and metthew, corinthians and timothy are all in the new testament...
That's not it. It's not like God just sat down and wrote the Bible, then passed it around to us. The Bible was wrote by people who probably misinterpreted his word here and there. We definitely aren't the brightest. XD
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Dude , every verse in the bible is ridiculous.
Lmfao. 2 penguins walked 8000 miles to an ark bigger than the Titanic.
Dave BB Every word of the bible is true! - But when the words group together to form sentences, that’s when the problems begin.
Margaret Barrett LoL ok
How far did the kangaroos and koalas have to swim to get to the ark? I understand they used GPS to get there! :P
I'm not sure about if Noha's ark happened either but most apologist say that God being they animals there Wich at that point in Wich divine intervention was heavily involved wouldn't be completely impossible
@@dekuboidonut4552 Hahaha.. Divine intervention? Maybe Zeus or Atlas helped? Oh I know it was Neptune that sorted it all out! He is after all GOD of the oceans. :D All bow before NEPTUNE and ask for his blessings! :D
If every single 'law' were followed no one would be able to be in church
Evo - 10 Laws only, quite easy to follow. Tell me do you murder and steal from people on a daily basis? Do you profane god on a daily basis? Adding in 7 more things to do or not to do isn't that difficult.
@@Feriin I'm guessing ur talking about the ten commandments. Cause you're gonna have an awakening if u fully read exodus.
@@emilyscloset2648 Old testament, meant for only the Jews back then. They don't apply to the anyone living today.
@@Feriin Cause his covernant with man was only jews sure.. Which is why it is in the bible also. U can't discard the old testament and then refer back to it later to oppress others.
@@emilyscloset2648 What's a covernant?
The way my jaw dropped when you said women need to sleep outside when they’re on their period😳 I grew up Christian and always questioned the Bible. As an adult, I do not practice religion anymore. It sounds like a cult
It is.
It is.
You probably need to start study islam, by the quran not the muslim, we are not perfect.
Where does it say that ? -I do not mean in the video!
@@msakbar12345 quran is just as bad as the bible if not worse. Muhammad even ordered the murder of Abdullah Ibn Sad Ibn Abi Sarh because he realized Muhammad was making everything up.
I read the first page of the Mormon Bible and said no thank you
@Ian M Amen brother! I only read the first page was, it was arrogant and self serving I just knew it wasn't going to get any better. As for the Bible I have read enough to know that most Christians haven't!
The Mormon anything is grossly wrong
@godisalie Correction, only Jewish Religions are Bullshit, have you read the Badassery that is Viking Mythology? Or the Comedic Hilarity that is Mayan Mythology?
Yeah well the Book of Morons is the script for a sequel that was handed in by a fan who never wrote two pages of text before to a studio known for it's high class D Level productions and scam like money laundering practices... it tries hard to "look and feel" like the original, but it never really quite gets that certain authority right. And if you dig deeper, into the Doctrine and Covenant for example where all the "revelations" of Joe Smith Jr are collected and preserved for eternity you CAN only come to one conclusion... christians are morons and Smith was a shameless conman that fleeced the gullible. How that much horseshit still gets people teary eyed and hearing angels sing in their head 150 years later is a mystery to me.
amal muslima more believable than the Bible, but still not very believable
Religion is the most evil concept in the history of human conception.
Religion was created by rulers, bankers, and shamans to control the minds and money of the ignorant masses.
Ignorance is the tool of evil.
Religion is the realm of pure perfect evil.
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This should be on a tee-shirt.
Religion existed 3000 years before banks though
Same can be said about almost every ideology.
@@fankiller9025 i wouldnt say that,i actually think the only reason we got so far is because of religion.We wouldve killed eachother or ourselves a while back if it didnt exist
Jesus was born out of wedlock. Mary & Joseph were married, but JC's dad was someone else. So he can't go into church
+Derek Martin I thought JC's dad was himself... Didn't 'god' sacrifice himself to himself to make amends for all the sins of his own creation, while god himself knew all along that this would happen because he is all knowing and created it all in the first place? Then god allowed himself to rise from the dead after 3 days (some sacrifice!) and return to head office. Meanwhile, he allows sin to continue unabated, the apologists claim 'free will' as the cop out answer. And it has never been explained to me how god sacrificing himself to himself (but not really) helps me, a miserable wretched freethinking secular humanist who has never really sinned big time (Not compared to god who wiped out ALL the fucking life on earth because he was unhappy with some adult humans) will assuredly end up in Hell because I don't worship god with my brain (he created) to doubt things that were not clear and apparent anyway. Oh shit, Derek- see you in hell mate!
Ytxmak pretty much hit the nail on the head
Michael Norfleet
Man I hope they got non-stop LIVE Test cricket on HD TV. That's for sinners as it 'distracts us from god'. Yeah, beer, strippers and cricket (OK choose your own sport). Knowing my luck Hell will be real and all the beer is warm ha ha
Michael Norfleet
Oh crap, so that's all ya get for being a good, sensible guy?
Judas, worlds first patsy
So Red Lobster is a house of sin? I’m still going.
THE BIBLE IS FAKE PSALM 137:9 THERE IS NO GOD
@Aidan Esquivel Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. Matthew 5:17 Don't claim you believe in something if you can't even quote it correctly.
G C contradiction from bible found: (1/9999999)
@@asaxplayer0670 He was stating correctly. Jesus fulfilled the Old Testament so we are under grace.
@@joycegreer9391 it's still ridiculous that for thousands of years this was the rules people had to follow lmao even if you say AH WELL THATS THE OLDEN ONE GOOD SIR HMMM cant you see that they will merely continue to revise the bible to try and keep up with science lmao many pastors even had to accept evolution Ouch
I live in Mississippi, the "bible belt". I amazes me how most know nothing about what is in the bible. Then again, check literacy rates here. It also amazes me how many atheists have read the bible. That's right, scientific thinking people know that book of fairy tales much better than the true believers and faithful. I personally don't believe in magic.
Religion has always been about the culture of shared values. That's why the religion tends to adopt the cultural manifestations of the region it occupies, since the culture is much older. The problem with the religion is when it becomes weaponized. These Abrahamic religions preach of an almighty god with anger issues who does genocide because people stopped paying attention to him. Goodbye everyone but Noah and family and 10000000 other boat passengers. Goodbye Jericho. So its pretty easy to imagine God deciding to pick a fight with your neighbours, according to your great leader. Let's all pick up a weapon and march against the infidel who doesn't know how to worship god in the right way.
I am curious about life in Miss'ipp. did I get that right? please feel free to drawl at me.
Alan G I'm not originally from the great magnolia state but it has been an education in itself. Here, on the coast is slightly brighter but, this community has been denied so much information due to religious zeal. On say the subject of the state flag, most here don't realize that they are flying not the original state flag but, one of actually a treasonous state. They for some reason also equate religion and southern heritage.
Kelly Krause lots of history in the south. Much of it was taken by Napoleon in a peace treaty with Spain, and sold to america to finance his waterloo. Interestingly, Napoleon was the first to announce France would abolish slavery, because he was a populist who could smell the shifting winds. How do you define southern heritage? Do they have a bible verse for that?
Unbelievable ignorance...smh.
Yep. Because if you DO actually read it you will see contradictions and crazies. There’s no way someone could read and understand it and still believe it to be truth.
My favourites are probably the (many) passages where God asks for burnt offerings. Apparent the smell of burning ram's flesh is "an aroma pleasing to the Lord"!
Creator of the entire universe; loves the smell of burning flesh... Makes perfect sense!
If he loves the smell of burning flesh, I would be worried if I was you, talking reckless like you are.
true church I don't believe He exists, but if I did, I would refuse to worship something so evil.
Alex Kennedy AMEN!!
This "burning of flesh" was a prophetic symbol. When the body of the crucified Messiah that had yielded up the ghost was placed into the tomb, that physical body consumed itself. Therefore they could not find his "physical" upon the resurrection.
I always thought alot of the burnt offerings were dinner for the priests in reality.. The book is fucked. "Eat thy childrens flesh.." - Hey god,go fuck yourself!
LOL reading the bible is what caused me to lose my faith.
Fruit Cat hah... Same! XD
Why Christians believe only part of the bible & refuse to acknowledge the other part ?? I proved them with many clear verses that Jesus is not God but they still refuse to accept it , though it was taken from their own book.
+Legion Guidry hi peace & blessing to you. Did you mean that the guy left Islam because the sicko got away with law?? Please be more precise. Thank you.
+Zara bees me too I'm trying to prove my dad Jesus is not God base on the old testament and yet Christians reject the old testament laws while Jesus didn't abolish it but force the laws of God by the old testament... plain simple he wasn't God but a sacrifice God will do for him...
+TheRrodriguez1 you need to explain this to him"" I & my father are one"" Jesus is claiming that he is not God. This verse " I & my father are one"" Christians say means he(Jesus) is God but then there is a verse in John where Jesus is praying that his followers may become one with the father in the same way he is one with the father, SO if Jesus is God , then god was praying to god that his followers will become god like he is God. That makes no sense at all. Hope he sees reason in this verse.
Christians: ''the bible is the word of god''
people who red the bible and realized the truth :''the bible is a bad joke"
Bible is a porn book in religious clothing, full of vulgar that's what I realized when I was like 14-16
I have two degrees in religion. I started off my studies slightly skeptical, and ended as an athiest. All it took was reading the bible through to the end, let alone the other holy books.
Sorry you had to invest all that time and effort. At least you've come to the correct conclusion... you didn't get stuck at "agnostic."
I'm curious... what role do your "two degrees in religion" now play in your life as an atheist? Did you ever consider going back to your "educators" and ask for a refund?
@@rae0521 Those are great questions, and I definitely appreciate your interest. The role my degrees are incorporated into my life now is largely through my writing, and speaking once in a while. I have, at times, gotten upset and had thoughts wishing I could get a refund. In reality, I don't feel that way, I am thankful for the experience and the world view it has given me. The subject is a fascinating one, and despite my own frustration with education path I took, I always have the option of getting my PhD in 18 to 24 months, and that would open up some opportunities and probably get taken a little more seriously. Not sure if I'll do it, but the option is there. It's interesting to ponder, and I appreciate the questions and interest from you.
I understand that you consider your previous studies valuable because, to be blunt, you needed to go through them to get to where you are now. My "refund" comment was tacked on mostly in jest.
After completing my master's coursework successfully, and spending most of a year researching for my thesis, I awoke one morning with a profound indifference towards the prospect of writing the damned thing to the dictates and tastes of some committee members. So, as I was running out of money anyway, I quit... not only school (I was in my 60s), but quit the work world as well. I retired. My life now as I approach 80 is consumed with my partner, our pussycat, our acreage, keeping my 25 year old pickup on the road, and... wrangling with the religious addicts online. It's great sport.
It's easy to dismiss the fundamentalist junkies as hopelessly brain damaged... some are so deliberately ignorant and nearly illiterate I often wonder how they manage to get online. Then I'm reminded there are millions in that pathetic boat, along with the President they elected to lead them. But even as I arrogantly disparage their beliefs I remain astounded that SO MANY can be so easily fooled by fables and distracted by their fears.
I don't consider myself that special or smart... how come I don't seem to need the psychological crutch religion provides? I have no fear of being dead although I admit the prospect of having difficulty getting "there" fills me with a special sort of anxiety. While I have no way of KNOWING FOR CERTAIN there's no afterlife, I have no evidence either way. I strangely have no overwhelming need to know. If I'm right - dead is dead, full stop then who cares? If I'm wrong, I guess I'm in for a surprise. If I do wind up answering questions at some pearly gate, I'm going to blame Him - it was His mistake for giving me a brain unable to accept that all I had to do was hook the ring into my nose and follow the rest of the sheep.
Matthew, "degrees" mean very little when it comes to spiritual truths. You either put your COMPLETE TRUST in God--or NOT! I have, for over 35 years, and HE has PROVEN HUNDREDS of times--HE IS HERE. And, contrary to your OPINION--that is ABSOLUTE REALITY! You sound like nothing more than ANOTHER VICTIM of "INTELLECTUAL PRESUPPOSITION." The ONLY thing you "gleaned" from the Bible was, the "LETTER OF THE LAW," but failed to grasp the "SPIRIT OF THE LAW." My heart grieves for you. Go ahead--have a GOOD LAUGH!!
@@rae0521 I can completely understand the mentality you had facing down your thesis, your thoughts of having to please some sort of committee ran through my mind as well. It was very difficult for me to not just say the hell with it. It's fun to me that your pastime is coming on here and messing with fundamentalists, I often think that will end up being something I would do in retirement. The way I look at it is, do you remember the year 1835? Neither do I. So if you don't remember anything prior to when you were born, why would dying matter then? It's irrelevant. In my opinion, occams razor states the simplest answer is likely right, so that it's irrelevant is probably right.
Jesus can walk on water.
Babies are 90%water
I can walk on babies.
I am...
In jail :(
@ Devin - god the great designer, obviously designed the nose to fit a pair of glasses.
I needed this.
So funny!
YOUR BRAIN IS 100 % WATER ! MOST BRAINS ARE 75% WATER ,
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There's something Bible believers should know: You don't have to be an atheist to think the Bible is insane.
no. every religious person thinks that believers of every other religion than their own are insane. athiest people are just athiest to one extra religion.
I agree, I'm an ex-Muslim, not an atheist, yet I believe both the Bible and the Quran are totally absurd. Eternal Hell, slavery and all sorts of nonsense that no person using his own conscience and intellect would ever accept.
Well, I believe there is a Creator, but reject all religions. I was traditional Muslim.
Right, the whole reason I became an atheist was because of the bible. How ironic.
+Metsada007 then you are a deist
This is why I left my church. These were actually very well-known and common verses to me and part of the reason I couldn't tolerate Christianity anymore.
But you forget that JESUS is the way, the truth, and the life, and no one will get into Heaven except through Him! This life is not all there is, there is a part of you that will live forever. Remember that JESUS said that GOD is the GOD of the living-[all who have gone before still live to, and for GOD]
@@johndoney2665 there is no heaven
@@Neko.Virtual Well I guess you have a problem with JESUS, take it up with him
@@johndoney2665 I don't have a problem with him, I'm just saying he doesn't exist
@@johndoney2665 The Jesus you refer to, was just a conman.
The Bible: so many contradictions, so little facts and evidence
Angus: so little facts, no evidence, and full of contradictions.
amal muslima harry potter also has good continuity. That doesnt mean it was written by god.
amal muslima shut up
Uhh are you describing evolution!😂
@amal muslima i havent read the full kuran, however i do know that it says that semen comes from the lower back...
"No one born out of wedlock can go to church."
Oh, cool. I can't go to church. I have another reason to continue to not to go.
Where in the new testament was that?
It is not in the New Testament, Deuteronomy 23:2, part of the Mosaic Law that was fulfilled by Christ's death on the cross. This portion of Scripture, was for Israel when she left Egypt for the land the God had promised her. Israel, no longer lives under the law, though they think they do. They, like everyone else, lives under grace because of the sacrifice of Christ on the cross.
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@Msvks No.
I was a christian for 32 years and never really read the bible. When I finally found out what it said I realized I was in the wrong place. I'm glad I'm finally free of the stupidity.
Try to read about Islam
free for a few decades, you will face God on judgment day.
I'm happy for you !
Lol islam is way worse @@ayoubh4933
And you people criticize Islam while your book is 10x more violent.
Both books are fucking STUPID Karan/bible dont matter they are both completely insane
Read the bible, we need more atheists.
+Coy Hampton LMFAO, nice one.!!!
That's how I because an Atheist! ( also the Torah & the Quran )
You don't have to follow a religion to believe in God, you don't have to believe in all religious stories to believe in God, but then I guess people have different views of what God is.
Anyways I prefer atheists over religious nutters, I'm a theists but I don't believe the world is 6,000
Years or that Jesus is God or son of God, although I do think Jesus exist, just not how the bible says... Jesus was probably an innocent man who got killed people created myths out of him to make themselves feel less guilty for how they made him suffer.
+Florentina Tina Is dear flore , if you want to know about jesus i request to you read quran chap 3 verse 42. then you will understand who was jesus. i hope so you will know the truth. i like those people's athiest, because u r not believe which God's can.
defeated. read chapter 112 , who is God
As a child not forced into religion or church, I read the bible and determined it was full of shit, evil, and poorly written. I cannot understand how anybody has ever been convinced to worship that book or its doctrines.
I spent my church services, school chapels, and bible classes reading the bible and looking for the all of the silly stories. When I found one, I would tell all of my classmates about it (ex. Lot's daughters having sex with him)
Here's the kicker though... I would get in trouble for telling them about these stories. My teacher would scold me for TELLING BIBLE STORIES at a CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
I think that's very telling haha
+ebboo LOL, nice one. Pointing out the utter absurdity of the Hebrew biblical OT and refusing to accept the "goddit" explanation got me excluded from religious education classes,and needless to say, several classmates quickly followed suit.!!!!
OMG I do the exact same thing!!!!
What's the book chapter and verse of that one, I want to read comedy too
I don’t understand why they would want to avoid that Story? The Bible was simply telling the story It wasn’t co-signing there actions…. As a Christian I think Christians that run From tough Passages Make it look worse on Christians that actually do understand lol
@@chlorophyll6154 it’s late but I think the verse they’re referring to is genesis 19:30-38.
He created the universe but needed a man to write a book...
That's how religion works
Yeah such a weak and ignorant gawd
Why does the bible god lie and deceive?
*2 Thessalonians **2:11* _So God will cause them to be greatly deceived, and they will believe these lies._
Because like this dude they chose to be His enemies and follow their own ways and when He sees their heart is hard and they won't change, then he will throw them into confusion like He did for the nations that Israel slaughtered. Since you show rebellion, you will be liable to hell. You will be an example.Remember in punishment, even angels don't escape.Many have been punished.He is God and He owns all things in the universe.
That's what He decided.You can't stop Him.It's His mind.It's His decision. Just like you can do something that you national law forbids and you will be in jail.He also issues punishment.And you can't escape.You can't hide.If you think life's just fun like that, then take Him out of the picture and you will surely face it. To escape hell you must sacrifice your life to God.And I don't think it's that impossible for a human being. In the Old testament really no one obeyed God.A few.During exodus He would even call Moses on a mountain and He thunders laws for the people to follow while the mountain shakes because of His presence but people didn't follow.He made them perish within seconds thousands of people He dropped dead. They couldn't obey. That's why He ushered in the new covenant whereby Jesus offered Himself as sacrifice once and for all for all people. Those who would believe in Him would get saved. Because yearly the high priest would enter into the terbanacle and offer the animals blood for the atonement of sins of the people and himself.But it didn't work.The sins of the people couldn't be washed away.That's why Jesus as the present high priest decided to offer Himself instead just once and for all.This is so serious man.People everyday are dropped in hell full of demons, eternal torture everyday.And it's no joke.If it's a joke, believe there's no hell.
What's done here is done in heaven too.But you know heaven is a more advanced place. Now tell me if someone here steals they get burned alive while the same people burning have themselves committed sins which makes that person they burn not different from them.That's God's approach. Now what punishment would you expect from God if you don't get saved and live by grace brought by Jesus Christ?Because different from the Old Covenant, Jesus died for our past, present and future sins and long as we confess and repent of our sins, then we're safe forgiven.For the other religions, since they don't accept the savior, they will be judged when they die according to how they lived their life.If also they are found with sin and have not looked upon God for forgiveness, then they also deserve hell.When you talk idle about God always remember after death things are serious. You have a chance of saving your own soul but you following other people who even say God doesn't exist yet I have seen what's in the gospel materialize. It's only Jesus to escape hell easily man.
+Augustine Muchez Fun fact! Hell isn't in the Bible. This "hell" you're talking about was referring to the burning of corpses after death (aka cremation), and the non-existence that follows. This is what non-believers think will happen anyway, so it's not a good scare tactic. You haven't really read the Bible, have you? :)
Hahaha.There's something funny about you.Hell has been there since the beginning. Enoch wrote about it.Where the devil and his angels would be thrown together with the humans they deceived at the judgement day.You must be playing.There's an afterlife, first thing.
I grew up in a Protestant church that did not expect anyone to take the Bible literally, so as I grew up I was surprised when I met people who did. We did read the Bible in Sunday school so I knew there was a bunch of crazy stuff in there. I still wonder how members of Bible study groups ever come out of them still believing that the Bible is the "Good Book". I stopped believing years ago.
@GoGreen1977
Give Quran a try. Read yourself to come to conclusion and compare to bible.
@@TheDisconnector Hmm, Love your enemies, or murder your enemies or anyone who mocks the false child molester Mohamad..
Tough choice there.
Wtf, a protestant sect that wasn't fundamentalist? How is that possible...
@Aidan Esquivel so does the protestant sects and the "non-denominatinalists" , dont think you are safe from Heretical and blasphemous thinking and teaching because you are NOT and even worse than Catholics at times though all three are just as bad. The Orthodox Christian Church is the one true Church.
@HalleluYAH 7 imagine following the wrong religion and all your worship was nothing cause u did it for wrong believed
“Christian women have to wear a Muslim headdress”
Nah. A ball cap with a fishing logo’s fine.
We also, are banned from church if we are premenstrual, menopausal, or have had a hystorectomy or any of the many issues that makes us 'barren'! Who would even go to church?
Actually, when I lived in Manhattan, I almost took a job in a Jewish home where the wife had to wear a wig all the time to cover her hair! And they weren't even Orthodox.
Random, thats how little you know about Christianity. Muslim women are not Christian, two completely different beliefs. Get you act together before running your mouth.
@@eliseville don't know what church going to. Your referring to the Mosiac Law found in Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy. It was intended for Israel, given by God to Moses, after they left Egypt. The law was fulfilled by Christ after He died on the cross. So, if anyone is still practicing the laws today, they are wrong for doing it. If the church your going to is doing that, find a new church.
@@georgehunt6381 the bible says mosaic law must be carried out for all of eternity. So why do people choose to follow parts and ignore other parts.
@@georgehunt6381 clearly muslims aren't Christians. But they have more in common with christianity than anyone else.
I was Christian for 10 years. But I finally decided to read the bible for myself... my head started hurting. I googled for history of the church and evidence to support it... now I am an atheist.
DestroySaturn you weren’t a Christian in the first place if it took you 10 years to read the Bible on your own and you let the works of man get in the way of the word.
Dreams, Visions, and Revelations such an ignorant comment to say to somebody who once prayed for 3 plus hours everyday, had numerous spiritual experiences, felt presence of ‘holy spirit’, etc etc, and was a fundamentalist once.
I bet you I was much more strong believer in Christianity than you are right now.
They call the Bible the "Good Book". Well they are right. Last month I ran out of toilet paper, and I used the pages from the Bible. It's a great substitute!
this is savage!! 😂😂
majd alhayek Thanks man
I used the bible as a stablizer for a table. But i had to rip out some pages. I used those pages to start a fire and eat marshmallows w/ Christians who didn't know they were eating ashes of their holy book. It was delish
Alex Cavazos I used one a while back to kill a fly
+ejr23 another dead caused by the bible
The Noah's ark story is what did it for me. No matter how hard I tried I could just not twist that into reality.
Every species on Earth except those who can fly really high has been made out of incest since God wanted two of every species in the Ark.
How did I not question this when watching Noah's Ark in bible study?
Ask God to increase your faith. Okay
@@justachildofgod5070 Nope
Dark soul just know that most of if not all the bible is just stories written by some dude.
So Noah's Ark made up for some kinda lesson for the ignorant.
Noah's Ark is real and that is a fact. You need to make a research of this. There are plenty of evidences.
Wait a minute, there's a contradiction in the bible based on something you said:
"Men are not allowed to cut their hair"
Its also stated in the bible that men are not permitted to have long hair. So men can't get a hair cut or have long hair, hmmm.....Also, didn't Samson get his hair cut by his lover?
"God isn't the author of confusion" MY ASS
Samson Long Hair Was A Gift From God
+WoeGamer Christopher Mayes What about his foreskin?
+Brian Clayton Samson's haircut didn't work out too well for him.
+Brian Clayton eat your hair :3
Facts
god is basically saying "ok. imma leave writing the bible to lucifer"
If angels were denied free will then how did lucifer even defy God in the first place? More bs.
Dark Side much. 😁
im so fkn glad i opened my eyes and bacame athiest
Me, too!!! I've been an atheist since 1961!
Sometimes I wish I could believe but I've actually tried, and logic and reason kept getting in the way. Then I started trying to hear some kind of message, but the only message I could hear was "send me your money". Now, they disgust me!!!
@@caroljomartin3051 wow that was a long time ago. Ppl must've really thought you were crazy back then
@@caroljomartin3051 Although I agree with your statements about the church, the church is wrong in just about everything especially when it comes to the afterlife. I could have become an atheist after my fall from the church, but after reading hundreds of near death experiencers, I accept the fact there is an afterlife and most likely reincarnation, which according to the church, reincarnarion is blasphemy. It totally destroys the heaven/hell concept the church has been trying to implement into humanity's consciousness for far too long
Welcome 🖖😮👌 2 years later lol
Alfredo Zamora - Enjoy everlasting hell then.
Actually Kyle, Jesus said that you can look lustfully at a woman so long as you then proceed to gouge out your eye because then only your eyes will go to hell and the rest of your body will go to heaven
The Last Days. Sermon on the mount
Blind in heaven, what a concept.
What happens to a person after they die? Nobody living knows or has ever known. A contrived reward and a hollow threat were invented to bribe or scare the money right out of you.
bible said there are no blind no abnormalities in heaven
Wrong. He never said it was ok. He said if your eyes are causing you to sin get rid of it. Aka if watching sexy videos are going to make u lust stop watching it.
According to Leviticus 17:11 and 17:14, life is in the blood.
But blood doesn't enter the embryo until 3 weeks after conception.
So, according to the bible, the fetus is not a life until approx. 3 weeks after conception.
Amber :It doesn't say the life is in the blood only.Life is also in many organs and the brain also. Also Life is also in the blood of Jesus,By His shed we are saved of our sins.Believe on that and ones life is saved eternally,that is a lot of life.thanks
God will help your wife have an abortion if she cheated on you and you do the right ritual. Pro lifers only care about the fetus, they hate people who were born already
@@joman388
Maybe you should read the evidence given instead of dismissing it outright.
It also sounds as if you know of some passages that either contradict, change or amend the Leviticus passages that were given. Hmm, sounds like more research should be done. 🤔
He:I read most of the evidence given. I would say there are some passages that we take a good guess as to what they are saying,most are self explanatory.
Jesus fulfilled the Moses Law and as such nullified much of it,Plus we are gentiles not Jews.God had His reasons for the Old testament probitions,we understand some of those reasons and guess at the others.God promised upon Abraham{the first jew} through His lineage,an eternal blessing to all nations,That blessing was jesus{God] who saved all who believe from anywhere on the earth eternally.thanks
James: Pro lifers hate people who were already born?Hang on to your nonsense for dear life,its getting deep.Where is your evidence,or is this just something you want to believe? Would you like to have been aborted or would you like to preform one?
I was a church musician for over 20 years. Listening to the scriptures read every week turned me into an atheist and then finally into an anti-theist. Disgusting shit in that book!
Only truly good thing of churches is the music, man. So many of my favorite artist which are mostly african american started playing instruments there.
Thank you for actualy listening! I vet most people don't even pay attention.
I was raised a devote Anglican. I went to church and Sunday school every week. I prayed every day and was baptized and christened. By the age of 18, I was an atheist. I believed in "live and let live" for the longest time and did not oppose religion. But I too am an anti-theist now. Religion promotes ignorance. Ignorance is a primary tenant of Christianity - "thou shall not eat from the Tree of Knowledge". The universe is a remarkable place and you can't hope to appreciate it if you believe you are at the centre of it. Creating a deity in your own image is the opposite of humility and the height of arrogance. Ignorance should be opposed. If you do nothing, you validate it.
The New Testicle is kind of floppy and folksy; much of it is harmless... but the Old Testicle is absolutely vile and should be banned as immoral.
I was raised Mormon and when I was about 12 my brother who was an atheist showed me a list of verses from the Bible that included some of the verses in this video and that actually ended up being the reason that I became an atheist so I don't think that this doesn't have an effect on christians like a lot of the people in the comments do
Hello Brother
I invite you to look up into Islam.
Every question has an answer if you looked up for it. I promise you this would be the best decision of your life.
@@Diana-wf5xv Islam is still verse that way. My way or high way. Stay away from religion. They are political in nature. They political parties in disguise. Learn to study debate based approach of sanatana dharma which tells you be a seeker of truth , stay away from blind belief systems. Know that spirituality is about the experience. Someone experience can't be owned by anyone. Truth is useless until you experience. Spiritual journey is personal journey. Every person js unique. No generic tonic for it. God js not that foolish to provide any of that sort. Know the life. All guidance is there. No need of stupid distortions of stupid holybook.
@@maddybharathi I ain't a blind believer. I've researched enough to know that Islam is the only true religion. I hope you do the same because there's alot out there you know nothing about.
@@Diana-wf5xv what so you know about sanatana dharma?
What js the contribution of that Islamic society to the world of science to show that it has that sense of consciousness except trying to organize society?
You said you did enough Research. What kind of Research was that? What were your questions that Islam has answered when it couldn't provide any answer to spirituality other than trying to organize society into the whims of man?
Spiritual Research is the Research on the self awareness, guidance is there in life itself. Islamic holybook uses fear as the weapon to control human psyche. Commandments are for the same reason. You can't question Allah nor his messenger. Which is the evidence of cooked up story which can't stand the debate. Which means it can't let you escape cycles of deaths and births. Judgement day is fallacy. It is like government office work you won't know ever it happens 😄.
Read the Qur'an; is the only Holly which doesn't have any single contradictions. May Allah guide you Amin
All these religious people say that his explanations of those verses are out of context but they don't even give us the "proper explanations" ( or they just can't )
Well we could but you wouldn't believe it. He who has an ear, let them hear.
@Marilyn Newman no. What I'm saying is you might as well cut off both ears because you won't use them properly, if you won't listen then there is no point in having them. Plus the scientists can just grow the idiots ear on the back of a mouse.
People need to use more common sense when reading the Bible. Like this. The determining agent between the mark of God and the mark of the beast is separated by two things. 1. your hand and your forehead, which is your thoughts and actions, and 2. The intention of your thoughts and actions. However with the mark of God this applies more spiritually being thought based coming from inside the body, but the mark of the beast is physical representing your identification and form of payment. A picture of your head that you hold in your hand. The beast is the American government. Specifically 666 SSS social security system
@Marilyn Newman obviously he married his sister duh? Scientists can't find a single female lineage for us. That's because of interrelational marriages. I've read the Bible on multiple occasions. I just like looking past the religion and seeing the actual message. Each story is meant to tell a different aspect about ourselves. From our selfish wants to our dire needs. Every message is deeper than it first appears. It's a coded message in a message. Neither contradicts because it serves it's function to prove each other. Nobody is perfect but we can always strive to be better than we once were. Satan is the obstacle trying to block us from attaining our goals. It's once you get past that obstacle that many more possibilities will open up for you.
@Marilyn Newman I call bull. Just because it says with gods help does not mean divine birth. Likewise if i were to find a twenty dollar bill on the ground and say it was a godsend, does not mean that god literally sent it to me. Try again
I'm 15 and every time I ask my mom about this stuff shes just like "well that was in the old testament it doesn't count" and I'm like "if the old testament was wrong wouldn't God tell us??" 😐 And every time I'm feeling upset and I tell my gramma she's just like "Well just pray bcuz the devil puts those thoughts in ur head." Which according to the bible is a lie! 😩
The Old Testament was for the Jews way back in the day. It's more of a historical document now. The Old Testament was under the Law, after Jesus we are all under Grace now.
Next time she comes up with this weak excuse, tell her this:
"Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil." - Jesus, in Matthew 5:17
According to the New Testament, Jesus only _expanded_ on the law of the OT, but did _not_ replace it in any way, shape or form.
He himself followed it to the T, encouraged his followers to obey it, and explained the meaning of it to everybody he met.
ur grandma is afraid of questioning her faith cuz she knows deep down that god doesn't exist
The old testament counts, we are of the flesh, GOD forgives.
@@travissharon1536 It does count... as an important piece of mythological literature, just like the Qur'an, the Tanakh, or the Bhagavad Gita. What it does not count as is an accurate description of history, or a source for scientific knowledge, or good evidence for the existence of any god, and the least thing it counts as is a proper guideline for moral behavior.
It is funny how they are mocking Muslims but their book is saying women has to cover and men has to get circumcised!! Lol
old testament
@@davidb7212 It is bible and christians believe it
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One of the things that helped open my eyes was once when I was in Sunday school, and the teacher was not there that day, so I took it on myself to try to do a lesson. I was only in high school, and didn't really take religion very seriously in the first place (it was a place I could hang out with friends outside of school), so I didn't know what I was doing. I decided that I could just open the Bible to a random page, put my finger er on the page, read the verse I landed on, and we could talk about it. I landed on Psalm 137:9 "Blessed shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock!" Needless to say, that is where the Bible lesson ended.
@jay poo they don’t contradict. If they were able to contradict, then Jesus wouldn’t have to die so that’s a logical fallacy. The point is God said ‘the wage of sin is death’ & that’s why animals were sacrificed for forgiveness. But Jesus was then sacrificed, and he was such a high sacrifice that his sacrifice alone was enough for the entire world to cover present and future sins. He is the lamb of the workd
@@Gurlfromlunds Jesus was not sacrificed, he was crucified cuz he was a dangerous cult leader and betrayed the people that raised him
That Is not what it says at all
@@marianunya8995 Your mileage may vary depending on which translation you are using. But that only goes to show how much of a problem it is taking it as literal - which version are you taking literally?
Bunch of idiots writing an imaginary story..and here we are fighting over it thousands of years later...now who are idiots here...
Believers are the butt of their own joke.
Iz mark Death is no joke there is nothing more serious than that
Light Being what does that even mean
The moment you stop believing in the bible is the moment were your free.
what about the possessed people should we just forget about them they are not free watch the devil and father amorth trailer the big picture is not the trailer the big picture is the events that took place there
This is how I imagine the discussion of how the bible was released:
Michael: Who stole my diary?
Lucifer: Oh, that was your diary? Thought it was a load of bullshit so I dropped it. Must have fallen through a cloud or something.
Michael: YOU WHAT?!
Gabriel: Ooh, you read Michael's diary, do tell!
Lucifer: Mostly just him being a jealous sibling with a hero complex.
God: Why are the humans acting like a bunch of lunatics?
Michael:...
Gabriel:...
Lucifer:...
Michael: Lucifer did that!
Lucifer: Here we go again.
Jimmy Carter once confessed to the part of "committing lust in his heart". The Republicans (in the midst of .remaking themselves as the party of Jebus) used it to mock him to being weak
Former Christian here, at the age of 18 i completely lost faith in my belief, i always had questions, my parents or anyone could never answer it. But thankfully i converted to Islam. Islam gave me all the answers on my questions and i find it to be the religion that makes sense out of all. I agree, Christianity is really dumb and retarded when you think about it
And Islam is not dumb and retarded? You're super confused broski.
@@MajorPayne175 yes
@@nolancer5974 wtf get away from here becoming an arab worshiper from a jewish one . Watch apostate prophet . Yesterday i was most christian man on earth .believe in Family and Power . F geis f religions and specially f arabIslam
@@MajorPayne175 its like 100x times more retarded
If god wanted us to believe he is real, then why did he give us the ability to reason?
DopeMaster Good question. Also, why would he do such a dumb ass thing like put such an important message which has such dire soul consequences in a book. I can't tell you how many ways that is dumb for an omniscient god. I'm nothing but a mere human being but if I was god, I would ingrain that message into everyone's mind from birth. That way, everyone gets the same message whether they like it or not...even a person that is born mentally challenged would have that message. Nobody would be exempt. If you are born alive then you get the message. Simple as that!
Free will. God is not a tyrant. The angels are not even forced to live in heaven neither are they forced to worship God. They believe and chose to do so. Thus we have Satan and his fallen followers who chose not to worship God and left there heavenly home and freely discarded their divinity.
@@Mrsweetheart81 So if there is free will in heaven, and the angels can choose to disobey yahweh, knowing full well that it is a god that will torture them forever if they don't kiss its ass, why are humans not given the same evidence that the angels have? Both angels and humans have free will and can choose according to you, so what you said reeks of bullshit! Some of us are smarter than you, and noticed that -glaring- _little_ error.
Where is the error? What do you want a sign? A hugh billboard..."YOU HAVE FREE WILL". Christ walked the earth, people didn't believe. His Word is almost every where on the earth, people don't believe. Maybe you would like one to fall from the sky with your name on it and hit you up side your head. Truth is, you don't want to believe. I talk to atheists every week, they just don't want to believe, period. When you die, and that will happen, you'll probably stand before God and still won't believe. 😆
@@georgehunt6381 Actually, if there was some kind of _evidence_ I *would* believe!
If I saw yahweh I would believe it exists. I'm not theistic enough to ignore the evidence before my eyes. I would never _worship_ an evil god, but I would acknowledge its existence.
What evidence would make you stop believing a fairy-tale? What would make you stop worshiping a slavery loving genocidal sadist of a psychopath that endorsed conquest rape and demanded the killing of children?
How about if I showed you a contradiction in your holy book? What if I used chapter and verse to hammer home just how evil your slavery loving god is? Would you stop worshiping such an evil being or would you lie to defend it at all costs?
Before we go any further: Look up *"Psychological Projection"* please. If I had evidence to the contrary of what I believed, I'm rational enough to change what I believe. Most if not all christians aren't this honest and they foist this intellectual shortcoming on everybody else to make themselves feel like their ignoring of evidence is normal.
The one contradiction I have (Just one I like out of the thousands, it's so obvious you'd have to change the meanings of certain words to make them _not_ contradict.) is so obviously a contradiction you'd have to be as dishonest as a theist to defend it and make it look like it isn't a contradiction…
*Deuteronomy 5;8-9* _NIV_
*8* _“You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below._ *9* _You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me,_
*Deuteronomy 24;16* _NIV_
*16* _Parents are not to be put to death for their children, nor children put to death for their parents; each will die for their own sin._
Which one is right? Is your evil god so evil that it punishes the innocent as it says in chapter 5? or does it love slavery but not tragedies of justice as it said in chapter 24?
If you want to see if someone is a true Christian, quote Mark16:16-18 and then hand them a glass of bleach.
OMG You monster! You are wiping out all the Cruz supporters!
Zhu Runzi Lol
Now that's some scary stuff right there.
they do it all the time I take it you've never heard of the Pentecostal snake handlers
Ankh Amunhotep
na just snake venom which is funny because snake venom is destroyed by your stomach acid
In the 1st century, we called it just a cult
In the 21th century, we call it just bat-shit insane
I'm wondering when this cult would have disappeared if only there was no Roman Empire.
Christianity is a SUPER EVIL CULT, and yes it's Very IMMORAL, and bat-shit insane And YES, I was a Christian. Very happy I am NO LONGER Christian!!!
It would be difficult to create a book more depraved than the Bible. One would have to be insane.
"But, but, but... they are metaphors! Anything that does not make sense is a metaphor."
A lot of things that DO make sense (sort of) are metaphorical. Read some of Jesus' parables; they're funny and he MEANT them to be funny, to get a point across. The Gospel writers just forgot to include the laugh track.
HOLY FUCK. This is insane, I can't believe this is called "the good book".
+Listen To Reason The bible is good for an emergency supply of toilet paper, end of story.
So is the Quran, and it's quite similar in tone. Actually endorses killing a slight bit more, but other than that, roughly a copy.
@ranjan lakshith I have read the Bhagavad Gita, as well as the Qur'an, the Tanakh, and the Bible, and several other lesser known 'holy' books, in my private time as well as during my studies, and I can firmly say that the Bhagavad Gita is just as full with nonsense as the other three before-mentioned books - different in tone, but nonsense nonetheless.
@@Shaxigaming not true
Islam is the only true religion. May Allah guide you all to the truth.
i sent this to my christian friend asked her if she still loved the bible and just went silent hahahahahaha
did you make a better human? or just win brownie points?
I was the same way for awhile. then, one day, while "winning" I realized I had hurt someone, hurt their faith, hurt how they interacted with the world. how they trusted or distrusted it.
it still haunts me, now and again. I did not do good, that day. I was not a force for good for that person. and whether you call it a psyche, a personality, or a soul, I did damage. and I did it because I wanted to be right. I've tried not to be that wretched, and I hope the same for others.
just aim them in the direction of love or kindness, and proper aesthetics. let time, judgement, and kindness do their work.
Real words of wisdom.
+deadby15
thank you very much. I can trying . I have been for a while. I'd rather be wrong than be mean.
It’s hardly surprising that many young, self-declared, semi-evolved ape will deny all the evidence for God as Creator of our finite, awe-inspiring, rationally-intelligible universe. But to try and justify it from a religious text he not only doesn’t understand but despises, is the height of hypocrisy and ignorance. Moreover it seems extremely hypocritical to pontificate about perceived immorality in ancient times with all the fundamentalist zeal he despises in believers. Morality for him, is doing no more than what is fashionable in some culture at some point in history. On whose authority does such a person claim that any of his personal opinions are objective or authoritative? By denying the abundance of evidence for God and then the historicity of Jesus it apparently exempts these cynics from having to address what Jesus actually taught. As Sartre declared *if God exists I am not free, Since I am free therefore God does not exist.* Such profound circular logic!
*The Flood story.* whether a legend or not, is hardly relevant to the truth of Christianity. Whether there was an actual *worldwide flood* or a middle eastern flood is open to the evidence. _The fact that nearly every culture has a flood legend and we have found numerous marine fossils on the highest mountain peaks, other fossils buried in a state of panic should be evidence for some major catastrophic event!!_
*Under MOSAIC law* there were all kinds of moral duties relevant to the era that has little relevance to 1st century Judea under Roman rule. It was not God’s law specifically but appropriate for a theocracy of a nomadic people. They included rituals, behaviour protocols, dress codes, diet and other health related activities. The latter includes the banning of certain crustaceans and fresh meat for no more than health reasons. It was a common sense approach brough about b/c of the constant treat of contamination and spoilage in such a hot climate. (2 Kgs 11:12 Luk 7:30, 1 Cor 1:20)
*the stoning of a “wayward son* (Deuteronomy 13:10). In their nomadic culture there was no police force to enforce the law, so it fell to tribal elders to punish anyone “who does what is evil in the sight of the LORD” _ (what did Jesus later say about such practices pertaining to an adulterers/prostitutes under Roman rule?)_
*Tatoo and piercing ban* (Leviticus 19:28) Would anyone be surprised to learn that such practices were not done with any concept of sterile conditions and implements? And thus had grave health consequences? As a matter of interest a fellow university student told me some years back, they did an autopsy on a tattooed sailor who died of cancer. Hardly surprising that his lymph glands were clogged with black ink. Now what do u think is the 1st line of defence against dangerous drugs and chemicals? _ And yet we see so many young idiots covered in tattoos, head to foot!_
*Amalekites, Babylonians* (Exodus 17:8, 1 Samuel 15:2-3) The justice meated out to barbaric tribes for their unrelenting brutality toward the Israelites and their heinous rituals like child sacrifices, is no less repulsive for us today. _Did not the allies claim divine approval for seeking to destroy Nazism and for nuking Japan in WW2?_
Of course *some people will believe whatever they want, not on the basis of evidence but what we find attractive* Blase Pascal . And there's some thing very attractive about a self-centered, hedonistic life where our values, desires and moral choices have no more consequences than our immediate effect. Such is the state of a world fast approaching moral and spiritual bankruptcy!
Lmao chistians owned
The Bible is one MASSIVE contradiction....
I ran out of rolling papers so I used a page of the bible to roll a joint
thats the best way to do it. especially when it has that golden fringe
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Best comment of the year.
Holy smoke!
So, if Jesus is Jew and he is also god, then it means that Christians have a Jewish god? I’m confused here!
@Aidan Esquivel That's utterly nonsensical.
no man, jesus is a prophet of god, not a god. he never told in the bible to worship him.... read Quran, the jesus story as told in the Quran, it is much more clearer.. a lot of talks on this subject too in utube, u can go look for it, try typing zakir naik, or shabir ally in the youtube search
@Aidan Esquivel messiah does not mean god, sir. go look for the meaning in your dictionary.. who cares about indirect? no offence, but u worship someone becoz of indirect words? indirect means u are not certain what jesus said , right? there are more direct verses in the bible that jesus said worship the Father, the creator, the one true god.. so why not most christians follow the direct versus instead of the indirect verses?
@Aidan Esquivel look man.. i mean no disrespect.. i dont want u to show anymore verses, that u think jesus is saying indirectly saying that he is god.. the real meaning could really be the other thing than what u expect.. there are many christians in this world that believes jesus is not god.. and that there is only on true god to be worshipped. there are direct verses in the bible that says that. stick with the direct verses man, u'll be fine. and also.. if u have finished reading the bible from cover to cover, i would advise u to read also the Quran, cover to cover with open mind, and compare Quran with Bible which one is trully the word of God. thank u brother
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This is why I'm a Jedi (believe in the force)
Jedi are not so feeble as to hold a belief. They KNOW of the force
Force is, like mass, space, time,..., energy,
merely know- LEDGE = subjective opinion = illusion
*ON-, OF, obtained/acquired FROM-, ABOUT-,*
fact, causal agency, object[IVE template outside the brain], matter, the cosmos.
The force offered many abilities. Some say unnatural ! 😄
Don't criticise what you don't understand,it is now 7 years later, do you still have the same view?
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The weird thing is that 'modern' people cant distinguish stories, myths and legends from reality.
But when childhood indoctrination is forcefully inoculated into little kids for all their childhood i suppose it cant be helped.
"It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled" - Mark Twain
No knowledge of the Bible, many will suffer on the day of judgment
Yes, dictators often punish those who don't suck their cocks.
What’s funny to me, all these magic people in the Bible, where are all the magic people now???? Lmao
Well this is ten minutes of fried brain cells i'm never getting back!
Still better than pissing an hour away at mass every week as a child
@Aidan Esquivel Not good to pray and receive no answers. Not good to read a book that is full of contradictions and atrocities.
Read 1 Samuel 15.
Read Psalms 137:9.
Read Deuteronomy 21:18-21.
These passages alone should convince any thinking person that the Bible is messed up beyond repair.
@@MysticMaverick3527 Deuteronomy 22:28-29 is the one that always made me shudder to think about. To this day people still believe this sort of thing in some fundamentalist societies. Because of this a man will kidnap or rape a woman in order to marry her.
For critical thinkers (and believe me, there aren't much of them), the VERY 1ST SENTENCE of the Bible may throw them off.
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
***** "Hmm, that's a very bold statement... any evidence for that claim?"
Wilza I think you jumped the gun. Read what I replied to.
***** Oh no, I was playing along. It's what any rational person would think. That's why I used quotation marks :)
Wilza mmmmmMMMMAGIC
Satan wants you to enjoy you're life, God doesn't. I've yet to hear Satan's side of the story, if he were real he's probably like fuck God, I'm gonna create my own paradise.
You've encapsulated the carnal mindset with that comment.
Even though Kyle will never see this, he should do one of these on the Book of Mormon, it would be great
or the koran
"Eve! Why did you eat that delicious fruit that I placed directly eye level with you?" I thought Adam and eve were created perfect? How did they commit an imperfect act?
Exactly. And if it was his plan all along, why did he get pissed when Eve did *exactly what she was supposed to do?!*
Did God just punish every single human because of what Adam and Eve did? Isn't that the same equivalent of imprisoning the innocent and clueless children of a couple because they robbed a bank?
Before Man was created....The devil was among the greatest angels in Heaven...How did the devil know evil even though he (the devil) was with God??? I thought all angels we supposed to be good..
@@Anonymous-xy8ps Where does it say that Lucifer is Evil? Pretty sure the Bible says he loved himself more than he loved God. Also i'm pretty sure God says not to slander Lucifer.
Free will.
Dude you're still getting things out of context, all the times you quoted from Deuteronomy, it's talking about getting into the promised land, not church, not heaven, 2 things that didn't even exist.
still doesn't make it better lmao
Did the ancient Jewish people even believe in heaven
Fact:Reading the bible will turn a Christian into an atheist
Didn't make me and millions of others
Kyle, the 'believers' will accuse you of cherry picking and/or misinterpreting the bible and they will do so with the authority of someone who does it themselves on a regular basis.
LOL Party Up!
As I said before I misspoke which gave you a straw to latch onto. Still beating it to. What I said was Christians live under a different covenant than Hebrews and the Old Testament is the Torah Jewish Bible And yes some parts like the shrimp thing ya'll love so much don't apply to the New Covenant. Well that's what I ment to say and worded it wrong.
Go ahead . No, your backpeddling. OK. Your cherry picking but Kyle's not. OK. Your silly. Already admitted it. I miss any of your well thought out insightful arguments?
@@hoss3777 I don't accuse of anything. Although my heart goes out to you. Accept Jesus and be saved. Life isn't just random. We are all here for a purpose. God is good and will accept you in an instant but it's up to you. And hey it doesn't cost a penny! It's free and your free will decides. There is a place beyond heaven and hell that's very real. The Muslims and aethist are quick to judge but are silent on videos like some people really go to hell and come back to life, visions, muslims claiming they see Jesus Christ. All these are spiritual! There are tons of real life incidents where miracles happens. See people testifying. Their stories. No one can make up a story like that. 🙂
@@tohuto6409 yes you can. 🙂
@@PresidentOfTheUSA yes people can make up stories. Some are fake but some are very genuine.. I've seen the holy Spirit work in people. My friend. People prophesy. That's spiritual gift from God. We all have to exercise it individually. Friend i have a testimony myself too. But it's too long to be written. What I saw and have experienced. Ohhh! God is real. Jesus Christ is real. The holy Spirit is real. Bless you. I hope you know the truth sooner.
@@tohuto6409 There are also people who report that they had no inspiration from God whatsoever. They saw everyday things or characters like a magician. There are also testimonies from people that claim they saw aliens or mythical creatures. Your mind is really good at fooling you to make you see things to make you feel better.
I don't doubt these people's faith and that they really saw something, but in the end, that's not a compelling argument for me. Not to mention those testimonies exist for all religions, including Islam, Hindu, Judaism. That means you always have to take these testimonies with a grain of salt. Not because they are lying, but because the human mind can make you see literially anything.
Anyway, testimonies don't excuse all the inconstencies and discrepancies in the bible, the fact that Jesus' birth story is an imitation of old tales, all the atrocities the God of the bible did, among several other things.
I believe in a God, yes, but I don't believe in the assinine deity in the bible and most probably never will.
I've read ALL these verses, (except the shellfish thing), but to have them all in one clip is priceless! Thank you!
Ever tried to get to get your dog in the car ?? Now Noah his age makes sense , it must have taken about 850 years to get those animals on that freakin boat.
"If you're circumcised you can't go to church."-This dude.
If you don't already see the ridiculousness of that statement, read some big boy books.
Being alive violates God's law.
As much as I'm oblivious to any religion, Everyone seems to forget the bible wasn't written by god. It was written by people 🙄
than lets just throw out the Bible completely then
“Fairy tales are true, not because they tell us dragons exist
but because they tell us dragons can be defeated.”
-GK Chesterton
Then that Proves Aesop's Fables are a greater source of Morality than the Bible.
It's something that the worse type of atheists cannot grasp....for many religious believers it gives them hope and is entirely harmless
skyblaze eterno lies. It’s not entirely harmless.
It is harmful. People go through mental trauma because of Christianity.
Idea of hell, strict fundamentalism etc.
DestroySaturn people go thru mental trauma from a whole bunch of things.
I didn’t get a bike for Christmas.
Mental trauma.
Him Bike that’s no where even close to a trauma caused by idea and thought of hell
Now is it? They are not in the same league.
We were made perfect in God's image... Well except for our foreskin... That had to go.
God makes mistakes
@@debusinha9015 everyone makes mistakes
@@Neko.Virtual not god .You are a false christian .You should be ashamed.
I just showed this video to a Christian... you wouldn't believe the fucking excuses haha (or maybe you would). He said they were being taken out of context, the source is unbiased, these aren't rules given to Christians, blah blah blah blah blah... all while he criticised Muslims for their book
Theres just no way to argue with Christians.
its just like playing chess with a pigeon....
its tips all the pieces down, it shits all over the board and then flies back to its flock claiming victory
***** I might not be a Christian and might not be able to speak in Hebrew, but when I read the words "eating the flesh of your sons and daughters," I fail to see how that can be taken in any other way
***** By your logic...COUGH! COUGH! AHEM..if I haven't tried crack or coke, I couldn't possibly no the effects of drug addiction.
Please, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize the bible is full of crazy bull shit.
+God, Science, and People Wow. Are you telling me 71% of Americans are fluent in Hebrew and Greek? Because that's how many people identify as Christians - meaning they have identified themselves as being capable of correctly obtaining the meaning of the Bible and deemed it accurate.
And to think I was doubting most of the people I know were even passable at English.
Im so glad im atheist XD.
Some of the verses shock me and I knew that!!!!
Cool I only read some parts couldn't take, will never touch that book again not in 20 lifetimes!!!!
I bet they tell u wht they really say bout the verses then some fuckin pastor, I bet they dont ever know whts in the bible.
Hahaha like that
Me too, l'm glad l'm no longer a Christian, l feel free now.
Hey Kyle, I have actually heard all of these. Many of these verses were tenants in the cult I grew up in. It's a tough place to be, glad I'm not there anymore.
“It is full of interest, it has noble poetry in it and some clever fables and some blood drenched history, some good morals and a wealth of obscenity and upwards of a thousand lies" : MARK TWAIN
Mark Twain had problems with the Bible it`s true, but not with the parts he didn`t understand, but he struggled with the parts that he did understand. He had appetites that held him down.
This is exactly why the Bible is a mixed bag for me. There are lots of timeless, beautiful, poetic passages in it and then there are ones that are purely terrifying. Take it as you will and read it as you will, but the bible was very much a product of its human authors and the historical and social times in which they lived. Not to mention it's been edited, rewritten, and mistranslated for various reasons, whether deliberately or unintentionally, for hundreds of years.
we can never prove nor disprove the existence of a Deity with 100% certainty but this book is mind boggling crazy .
When I read the bible, I am struck by wonder. I wonder how people could believe this bullshit.
Because Jesus is true
@@skanderberg8701
According to Descartes, you think he is therefore he is.
@@johnkochen7264 see my playlist for proof
"No one born out of wedlock can go to church". No. It doesn't mean that. Dear God, do you read nothing? Have you ever actually talked to anyone outside your echo chamber? Have you ever actually sat down with a real Christian and talked with them about what they really believe? This is what's known as a 'purity law'. For pretty much every purity law in the Old Testament there's a ritual of cleansing. Do your research!
The video has just made me a stronger Christian. I will follow Christ all the days of my life.
how does that work..
Watch genetically modified skeptic and Telltale lol
Same. Haha
Yup! Let's be sexist! And also never look at women or we will commit adultery. And also when we get old, we can't go to church! Such a nice religion
He warned us of the blasphemers and of the ones which twist the scriptures for their advantage. If they only knew the life the Lord lived and the meaning behind His words, they would submit to their Master. If you take one step towards Him, He'll take 10 towards you.
If lucifer punishes bad people, then is he really bad?
The Bible is a piece of ancient comedy.
It’s 1 Timothy chapter 2 verse 12 & 13 the woman should be silent part! That part is true when you look at it! The end result of not following that truth is why we have so many weak men in this society, and so many woman thinking they are KWING! 4 Real!
the funniest yt video I've watched in a while lol
(I'm Christian) "What would Jesus do" is saying I here a lot, but I don't see people doing it. I see more of Jesus in this show than in other so called religious programs(and yes it is very sad...) I wish people would read how Jesus talked to the fundamentalist of his time in Matthew 23.
Maybe the bible is a sort of test. The ones who oppose it and criticize it might be the "true christians" after all.
Jesus is probably off telling slaves to obey their masters, even the cruel ones. WWJD is some bad advice.
What would Jesus do? Apparently he would allow himself to be barbarically murdered because his moron of a father couldn't figure out "Hey...all powerful god... why not just reset this whole "sin" thing instead of having my kid nailed to some wood so that he can bleed like a stuck pig for a couple of minutes so that I can 'forgive' mankind for my failure to police two naked morons who got duped by a snake."
***** Well after all Lucifer is known as the Lord of Deception. So writing an imperfect holy book that is supposed to be written or at least is supposed to be inspired by God seems right up his alley.
***** Perhaps Satan also wrote the other 'holy' books like the Koran like I hear from so many 'loving' Christians.
This video is the largest load I've ever seen in my entire life. It has literally caused me to reevaluate every word I've agreed with you since I began watching a few months ago. If you can take these verses sooooo far out of their context and meaning and think you are being intellectually honest- I genuinely don't know how I can trust any kind of perspective you bring to any conversation.
J Lee it'd be nice if "god's word" actually gave a clear answer to things, rather than making EVERYTHING an interpretation that can be used to any end then.
kyle was 100% right this video. way to ignore all the nonsense you beleve
psalms 137:9
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
your god is a hypacritical piece of shit. you should be ashamed.
Buddy, tell me the right context.
Do that and I will change my mind.
Finally someone with some sense 😅 he’s simply mocking bible and lies and mixes up everything !
Reading these things as an educated person will have you cringing at the word, observing the world and researching these things for yourself will reveal how very real and literal everything in the Bible is.
Even if you get christians to read all the dumb verses, they just disregard them and go on their merry way. I have a friend who calls himself christian, but he disagrees with almost every single commandment law or sin in the whole book, and he thinks that almost none of the history in it is true. At the end of the day, he just "feels god inside him" (ew), amd that means he's specifically christian.
so what? does it effect you?
+jonathan pruitt affect m8
"feels god inside him" well he must be Catholic
Ryan Doherty Generic Protestant. No affiliation with any church.
runningsandwich Its a joke about Catholic priests raping
stop trying to save your man made religions. keep reading it honestly! It hurts in the beginning but if you really seek truth ,you'll realize men wrote this book of books we call the holy bible! Old testament books like chronicles and others say to refer to other books that aren't even in our bible. Man messes with stuff! 50years! Finally not afraid to think for myself honestly! Guess what. You'll probably end up wanting to treat others and you'll ourselves better than when you were trying to figure out gods will for your life in these man made put together books. Don't bother quoting scriptures now! Be honest put yourself in the scriptures from beginning to end. THINK People!
the tattoo one always makes me laugh. so many people tattoo crosses on their arms, or chests. i had a worker that was super christian but he acted like a thug, ironic but not surprising i know. he showed me this really pretty tattoo cross with flowers and vines around it for his mom n i told him, doesnt the bible say tattoo's are a sin? he stared blankly at me, speechless. if only i could have told him " dont worry, hell doesnt exist" to keep him from being worried the rest of his life.
sounds like my cousin josh lol
*****
hha this is when you grab a bible, find the passage that clearly tells you not to get tattoo's and point at it to her. you can easily find what page its in online. i recommend an older bible if you do this, mordern "family versions" take out a lot of the negative stuff.
@ Ash. Yes, and if the Romans had a different method of execution they would be having little nooses, guillotines or electric chairs tattooed and hanging around their necks on chains.
Ash Lilyvale one of my closest Friends who is currently Servin time for armed robbery has a crucified jesus on one of his legs and a $ sign on the other. He used to say "this fucker is an atheists, lol" i aint no saint but at least i don't lie to myself like he did.obviiusly i never got into a controversy with him on that subject. I just looked at him like saying yeah and i'm proud of it and told him teach me more!!! You shall not Rob people and shit. And he laughed and looked another way like saying don't expose me u mothafucka
Here's my question, if jesus did exist and died on a cross, do you honestly think he'd want to see a cross when he comes back?
This is not enough to convince any Christian. Even when you have hard evidence, a Christian will not change, and any Muslim or Jew will also not change They were raised to believe in something, and that is what they will believe.