@voryndagothDL Thanks for letting us know! Personally, I was wondering what your response would be. Glad you shared, so I don't have to spend any more time frantically wondering.
@@trowawayaccdoubt it but I take your point. Shoot! I've been avoiding FF'S all my life bc I thought they touched each one... LoL! Trump probably figured only people that worked for McD's know that no one touches the FF'S 😂
From🇨🇭Europe, thanks everyone for speaking out LOUD. Lots of people in the USA don't because they are afraid of what might happen to them... This has become a very sad and dark nation with MAgA and it's the SAME situation like in NAZI Germany shortly before Hitler took full power.
What’s funny, is that countries in Europe would be upset if their leaders did stuff like Trump and America’s president didn’t denounce them. I haven’t seen a single leader from your side denounce Trump at any point in the last 8 years, for things he’s supported and done. Why?
@paddington1670 They don't see it as failing, though. Just like they don't mind TFG's fascist words and actions, because they don't expect to be the target of them. They _will_ be, but they wrongly think they're immune because they're not: a person of color/not straight/part of a religion other than Christianity, et cetera. They refuse to understand that fascism always eventually consumes itself as the circle of "desirables" gets smaller and smaller. But, as long as it's hurting people they fear, it's fine, in their ignorant eyes.
@@kingayy9267I started acting like Trump towards MAGA family and they hated it. Gave them a taste of their own medicine and they were appalled. Still couldn't see that they were the issue. Good thing I escaped. Life could have been so much better, but they ruined it.
i can see the pain in seth's eyes at the end there...we're grateful that he continues to find ways to laugh about the news because this is certainly the only way i can stomach it. thanks seth & his writers
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 Playing Sinead got to me. How she would hate it! Especially when you just know he thinks it refers to "incomparable" him. I also have a deep dislike for schmaltzy, orchestral versions of Ave Maria. It sounds best arranged for piano & solo woman's voice- as it was composed. & don't get me started on his appropriation of James Brown.
@@bradleybarnett9545 Yes! It was Sinead's song, and Hallelujah for me. Who on earth does he think he is? I'm also angry that I share ANY things I like with him.
How Seth made this so smooth and comedic about such dangerous quotes and that mindset trump has and probably many NOT ALL americans have is genius his crew deserves all flowers
When I worked at McDonald’s in High School, my glasses slipped out of my hands when I was walking by the fry station. They fell in. They had to empty and clean them. My glasses were melted into a mound of plastic 😂😂😂😂
@@reginaldmustardbacon5866Decency had little to do with it. They started to realize that Hitler's decisions were leading to Germany losing the war. They acted out of self-preservation not because they felt that his actions were unjust.
@@Kovacs343bet his cult followers paid extra to have there fries 🍟 “ Touched by our Glorious Leaders own hand “ 😂😂😂😂 what a joke his entire existence is a lie
"he wanted the kind of Generals Hitler had" Ok, we would send him Rommel and von Staufenberg, but one was forced into suicide and the other got executed. If I just could remember why...
They tried and failed 3 times to assassinate Hitler even though every one of them had been standing right next to him at some point and could have done in the little guy with their bare hands. So it's funny that Trump doesn't think of them as "Losers" since almost all of them "got shot" either in front of firing squads or by their own hands.
You're right. The person we elect will be the most powerful person on the planet and we need to be sure we take care of the world too. Vote Harris -Walz!
Please get fact check on one party for long time in the USA, that is Democrats....socialism Marxist. Should blame Democrats....starting Obama smooth talker dividing Americans.
i think if we're counting on revealing that trump liked hitler (repeatedly) will horrify the "undecided" voter we will be....disappointed. 😞it's the only way they can actually still be undecided at this point.
There was an article in Vanity Fair I believe, in the 90s where they showed his infamous 30000 sq ft appartment. IIrc Ivana claimed he had a book with Hitler's speeches on the night desk and would read it before going to bed...
I actually was surprised that he had a very very very rough understanding on the chain of command in Nazi Germany. Now nobody tell him to google "Graf von Staufenberg". (Yes, I know he technically wasn't a general, but there were definitely some Generals involved in the assassination attempt.)
Honestly, Trump at McDonald's is the happiest and most genuine I've ever seen him in my life. Just...come on Ray Kroc, gift him a franchise store and between that and the podcast idea, he can be fulfilled and leave us all the hell alone.
I dunno. There were no new wars under Trump. Biden and his cronies steal their way into power? What did we get? The Afghanistan withdrawl, Russian invasion of Ukraine, Hamas massacring Jews. The Democrats are evil and incompetent too.
9:57 Love the sign saying locally owned and operated. Business can spin their BS better than any politician. The vast majority of McDonald's are independently owned franchises because this way, McDonald's avoids the expenses. It's all profit when the expenses are dumped on the owner.
I enjoy how he brings serious subjects and puts them In such a way that is easy to understand and lace it with humour to get ppl thinking... The late great Robin Williams was also very good at this tactic👍
We remember, the trouble is we all kinda hate John Kelly too so we’re confused we don’t want to hate him less but we also need to consider his opinion in this specific context. Has everyone a little whiplashed
Having listened to The Undertaker's podcast, it's truly beyond me how someone as articulate and ostensibly intelligent is blind to the kind of person Trump is. Hard to believe he's promoting a fascist.
The only thing that’s unbelievable is that people are stupid enough to genuinely believe Trump is a fascist. Yeah sure - he’s a fascist that didn’t take his chance when he was president for 4 years, rather he quietly bided his time, knowing he might be back after 4 years for his chance to do the real fascist stuff. Classic play straight from the fascist playbook! You guys are laughable….
Undertaker has been known to be a conservative for years. Looking back at Undertaker and his “American Badass” era where Kid Rock sang his theme song, it makes sense
Fascism? You mean the merging of Government & Corporate power? Like when the Biden DOJ threatened social medias companies into censoring the Hunter Biden Laptop story? Fascism? Like arresting & torturing political opponents, like the Biden DOJ on pro lifers & J6ers. Fascism? Like spying on citizens? Like the Biden DOJ spying on Latin Mass Catholics & parents at school board meetings? Yep, the Democrats are the real Fascists.
Funnily enough, Seth's reference to an falling over robot pretty much describes Musk's attempt at producing one. He couldn't even match tech that came out nearly a decade prior
@@paddington1670 fun·ni·ly [ˈfənəlē] adverb in a strange or amusing way: "you do talk funnily" (funnily enough) used to admit that a situation or fact is surprising or curious: "funnily enough, I was starting to like the idea"
trump will mention the Autobahn and everyone will forget about this. Correction - Someone will inform trump about the Autobahn...then teach him how to pronounce it... then trump will say at a rally "Hitler was a great man. He did a lot of great and also some very bad things. Good things and bad things. .... (insert story about Hitler only having one testicle, followed by 4 versions of Ave Maria and a moment of silence for Hitler's ball, during which trump hums ''Macho Man' poorly while stiffly dancing) ....then he will resume, "He built the allowbon and that was a great thing. Many people agree this was a great thing...."
"The allo....the alloban...which allowed cars to band together across....ALL of Germany..." *someone corrects him offstage* "Auto.... some people say auto ban, but I prefer alloban...he allowed his autos to drive a big road, the biglyest road, you've never seen, you wouldn't believe this road..."
The autobahn was already planned budgeted and construction had started by the time Hitler came to power. He also spoke out against the project several times.
@@donhello7522 hahaha pathetic response "ToUcH gRaSs" Bruh its been hell your right, listening to Republicans cry like some baby's, nothing is more annoying
HelenSolinger • a five year can do that too. My great nephew wanted to know what a tariff was because he heard it from my YT so I explained it. His response was, "That's stupid."
I swear Trump cosplaying at McDonalds is exactly what my 2yo nephew looked like playing in his toy food/ice cream shop that he was gifted for his birthday..
@@kanderson-oo7us doesn’t matter! It’s McDonald’s name on the sign! That’s what it is! I don’t care who the owner is! It says McDonald’s on the sign! Period!
I’ll bet after every Closer Look he has to lie down, take a large ibuprofen, plenty of eye drops, a hot towel and give an order to stay away for 15 minutes or more. I thank you Seth, for giving me more good laughs at Trump and his cronies than I deserve!!!
This is a comedy show, so gratefully we can laugh at our awful situation -- with one presidential candidate who is clearly so evil and malicious that those closest to him are denouncing him. How in the world can anyone consider voting for this guy!?!?!?
I went to Bonnaroo in 2019. I took what I thought was a tab and a half. Turned out to be about 3. While overheating in a porta potty, nothing started making sense. That's what this month feels like.
That was what I *immediately* thought too. I was going to write that they dropped the ball by not calling it "Homer-work" but I don't know how many in the audience would know any Homer other than from The Simpsons! Glad I wasn't the only one who saw that obvious pun!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!😂🤣😆😂🤣😅😆 Thanks for the joke. That was hilarious. I mean Biden, who can't even string together 2 consecutive coherent sentences, would beat Trump in any quiz? After all, Mr. Democrat, if Biden were so great, why did y'all haul him out of there? To be replaced by....Kamala. 😂🤣😂🤣😅
@@apubakeralpuffdaddy392 Let's see some fact checked, verified sources to back up that wild claim about Biden supposedly being unable to form two sentences. Meanwhile, your fascist clown rambles about Hannibal Lector, sharks, magnets, windmills causing cancer, toilets that need to be flushed fifteen times EACH TIME they're used (sounds like a personal problem to me) and more. Oh and let's not forget that Spotify town hall where he spent the whole night playing music instead of answering questions.
@CoraleeLarsen-c6l I didn't say anything about the election either 😉 It would actually just be a matter of proving how unqualified Trump is... comparing Trump to a seasoned professional... where Trump thinks it only takes 2 minutes to "understand everything." 🤣 Trump would probably make up answers and just assume MAGA would never look up anything... as usual 😁 He doesn't care if we believe his lies 😉
6:30 Correction? Jackals: You mean NAUSEATED, not nauseous. Nauseous would be used if you were causing nausea - like a bad smell. Apologists: Well, he was passed out for 24 hours in a funk, so nauseous checks out. Descriptivists: Not this again.
America can you please explain how someone with a criminal record can't work at McDonalds but can be President of the most powerful country on earth????
@@Daneki Donald's does recruit people with felony records, but the conditions may differ depending on the location. A 2021 survey by the Society for Human Resource Management (SHRM) shows that McDonald's assesses applicants on a case-by-case basis while hiring. They might hire someone - a president should instantly be disqualified if they have a criminal record. It’s common sense. Even you will agree and I’ll prove it- if Harris had the same criminal record you’d be insisting should be disqualified.
Says the supporter of the party that ousted their 15 million primary votes garnering nominee, the incumbent President, with a candidate who's never ever run in a primary election. That's OK, both Biden & Kamala are illegitimate anyways.
That second observation about the trump-undertaker interview is correct. He wasn’t asking if wrestling is real, he was asking surprisingly insightful questions about the times wrestling blurs the line between entertainment and reality
To be fair, Germany had some of the best generals, tactically speaking. Trump doesn't know that, he just thought they were loyal because he didn't know about all the assassination attempts.
One point that's getting lost here- the clowns at the top of the $h!+pile that was Nasty Germany's military did whatever the clown leader told them, no matter how very stupid. He told them to attack when they should have regrouped, he told them to hold & die when they should have surrendered. Why? Because they were all, always poo-scared of piano wire, firing squads & the guillotine. Is this not what Trorp wants? Fraidy cat generals willing to do whatever he orders no matter how very stoopid?
Trump's correct. Why didn't he, in his first term, have generals like General Friedrich Olbricht, Major General Henning von Tresckow, and Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg. Except for being a bit more successful in carrying out plots.....
“What does it mean when someone is decompensating? To decompensate means to lose the ability to maintain one's state of mental health, typically due to some kind of stress. The word decompensate is most often applied to someone who is having a breakdown in their mental health mechanisms, especially someone who has an existing mental illness or psychological condition.”
Late-breaking Corrections correction! I just caught up to last week's nice disquisition on the plural of octopus. I am all a-quiver at taking a small step into jackaldom, and touched and honored to share this in the memory of my friend the late Sharon James, classics professor at Chapel Hill. If you're going with the Greek derivation, the plural of octopus wouldn't be"octo-PODES." It would be something like "OCT-a-pode-ehs." Thank you very much for your kind attention to this matter.
Starting around Thanksgiving, most of the streaming services offer free trial months. That's when I am planning on watching it. Either that or make new friends who subscribe.
"We gotta hang, mike pence!" Okay that one got me 🤣
@voryndagothDL
Thanks for letting us know!
Personally, I was wondering what your response would be. Glad you shared, so I don't have to spend any more time frantically wondering.
@@kingayy9267 Who hurt you
Me too!
Punctuation is important!
@kingayy9267 Act like you've been there before
Best writing, delivery, improv and cue card choreography in late night.
Seth really is good!
I prefer jimmy kimmel 🌝
would be hilarious if the situation wasn't serious...I wish my American neighbours all the best. Prayers.
Dam rusia might be the good guys if trump cohorts take over.
We can use ALL you got...Trump interviewing the Undertaker...*sigh" Well, it's better than Pence and Covid updates.
OMG! He's SO excited that no one touches the FF'S. HOLY COW!
@@trowawayaccdoubt it but I take your point. Shoot! I've been avoiding FF'S all my life bc I thought they touched each one... LoL! Trump probably figured only people that worked for McD's know that no one touches the FF'S 😂
Thanks:/
From🇨🇭Europe, thanks everyone for speaking out LOUD. Lots of people in the USA don't because they are afraid of what might happen to them... This has become a very sad and dark nation with MAgA and it's the SAME situation like in NAZI Germany shortly before Hitler took full power.
@@the_great_zampano
I am German…. You are very right!
I never believed that Amerika ever will be a Nazi-Nation!🫣
What’s funny, is that countries in Europe would be upset if their leaders did stuff like Trump and America’s president didn’t denounce them. I haven’t seen a single leader from your side denounce Trump at any point in the last 8 years, for things he’s supported and done. Why?
@@FredricoMayonettiI believe starmer did ?
@@Disheartened133 I mean, 2 weeks from election? And where’s everyone else? America never receives the same support as what they’re expected to give.
@@FredricoMayonetti Are you serious? Many politicians have openly and clear spoken out against Trump. Do you want me to google that for you?
Don’t be complacent! Get out and vote 🗳️! Country over party!
yes stop being staunch republicans and vote for the better person instead of having allegiance to your failing party.
@paddington1670
They don't see it as failing, though.
Just like they don't mind TFG's fascist words and actions, because they don't expect to be the target of them.
They _will_ be, but they wrongly think they're immune because they're not: a person of color/not straight/part of a religion other than Christianity, et cetera.
They refuse to understand that fascism always eventually consumes itself as the circle of "desirables" gets smaller and smaller. But, as long as it's hurting people they fear, it's fine, in their ignorant eyes.
Voted early here in Ohio!
@@kingayy9267I started acting like Trump towards MAGA family and they hated it. Gave them a taste of their own medicine and they were appalled. Still couldn't see that they were the issue. Good thing I escaped. Life could have been so much better, but they ruined it.
💙💙💙
I VOTED TODAY ❣️❣️
Rhymes with Mamala🥰🥰🥰
💜🤙🤘🦋
i can see the pain in seth's eyes at the end there...we're grateful that he continues to find ways to laugh about the news because this is certainly the only way i can stomach it. thanks seth & his writers
That sudafed bit is EPIC! I want to meet whoever wrote that one!!!!
Swaying back and forth ... like an overstuffed pinata in a summer breeze.
Isn't it partly to do with the lifts in his shoes? And the dementia, of course.
Sorry, me again. I'm so ANGRY that he played several of my favourite songs. Without the artists' permission, naturellement.
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 Playing Sinead got to me. How she would hate it! Especially when you just know he thinks it refers to "incomparable" him.
I also have a deep dislike for schmaltzy, orchestral versions of Ave Maria. It sounds best arranged for piano & solo woman's voice- as it was composed. & don't get me started on his appropriation of James Brown.
@@bradleybarnett9545 Yes! It was Sinead's song, and Hallelujah for me. Who on earth does he think he is? I'm also angry that I share ANY things I like with him.
Lol, I once stumbled on a trump pinata on amazon.. best part, it was listed under health and wellness.
Old Boy treated those fries with more love and care than he ever afforded Eric.
Lock him up sorry
How Seth made this so smooth and comedic about such dangerous quotes and that mindset trump has and probably many NOT ALL americans have is genius his crew deserves all flowers
That girl tying trumps apron reminds me of a mom bundling up their kid to go play in the snow lmao😂😂😂
No, the Republicans didn't say "Unacceptable" they said, "We'll stop you when we disagree."
And in the media: "What he really meant ...."
“We’ll stop you when we stop making money off you”
WTF Dude?
trump is easily flattered, but only motivated by money and power. The gOP has both
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aren't you adorable.
10 yrs from now, mcdonalds will still be trying to collect for that food that trump bought!!
Or alternatively the people he served will be trying to collect after they develop Syphilis from him
Those fries are forever tainted 😢
Anything for attention. Been that way since a child.
That's why he turned around after saying it was on him.
"Can I do that?" Translates to "You'll pay for that for me, right?"
McDonald's doesn't hire felons and porn star lovers
I think, other than Shark Week stuff, it's a crazy assumption that Trump watches documentaries
When I worked at McDonald’s in High School, my glasses slipped out of my hands when I was walking by the fry station. They fell in.
They had to empty and clean them. My glasses were melted into a mound of plastic 😂😂😂😂
Hitler's Generals tried to blow him up.
Only some of them tho.
Which is honestly a good thing.. they had a molecular bit of decency xD
Not a lot but a bit
@@reginaldmustardbacon5866Decency had little to do with it. They started to realize that Hitler's decisions were leading to Germany losing the war. They acted out of self-preservation not because they felt that his actions were unjust.
Trump probably meant the SS Generals.
"Hissstory..! Oohhhh! Derrrrr! 'They're eating the dawwwgs, they're eating the cetsss... They're eating the petsss...' "
Trump cosplays a McDonald empoyee just before a nationwide outbreak of food poisoning, Hmm.
Worst parts of it: he's out of uniform and he's not wearing gloves.
😂
Everything he gets involved with turns to crap 💩, let’s stop 🛑 him from being part of government again .
@@Kovacs343bet his cult followers paid extra to have there fries 🍟 “ Touched by our Glorious Leaders own hand “ 😂😂😂😂 what a joke his entire existence is a lie
🤣😂🤣😂
E-coli went to McDonalds and was sick for two weeks with an acute bout of Trump.
"he wanted the kind of Generals Hitler had" Ok, we would send him Rommel and von Staufenberg, but one was forced into suicide and the other got executed. If I just could remember why...
Nah, he wants Himmler and Muller, head of the SS and Gestapo respectively.
@@tvgerbil1984Woah, is that supposed to be an endorsement of Trump's preferred candidates for the positions, given the opportunity 🤔
@tvgerbil1984 And I bet they both resemble Flynn and miller. In more ways than 1.
@@tvgerbil1984 already got Stephen Miller, Dollar-Store Goëring.
They tried and failed 3 times to assassinate Hitler even though every one of them had been standing right next to him at some point and could have done in the little guy with their bare hands. So it's funny that Trump doesn't think of them as "Losers" since almost all of them "got shot" either in front of firing squads or by their own hands.
please americans, VOTE HIM OUT!!. the world needs it for our safety. we cannot have a dictator in USA.
You're right. The person we elect will be the most powerful person on the planet and we need to be sure we take care of the world too. Vote Harris -Walz!
Please get fact check on one party for long time in the USA, that is Democrats....socialism Marxist. Should blame Democrats....starting Obama smooth talker dividing Americans.
@@LisaHumble yes, the world has been so much safer these last 4 years....have u been living under a rock?
@@donhello7522 Still not a reason to vote Trump.
It's surprisingly very difficult to oust a dictator
i think if we're counting on revealing that trump liked hitler (repeatedly) will horrify the "undecided" voter we will be....disappointed. 😞it's the only way they can actually still be undecided at this point.
Trump praising Hitler??? Hmmmm, who could've seen that coming!?
I did not...
... see that coming...
well, it's not news, we knew all this 5 years ago
i saw it coming. he loves his dictator buddies as well
There was an article in Vanity Fair I believe, in the 90s where they showed his infamous 30000 sq ft appartment. IIrc Ivana claimed he had a book with Hitler's speeches on the night desk and would read it before going to bed...
I actually was surprised that he had a very very very rough understanding on the chain of command in Nazi Germany.
Now nobody tell him to google "Graf von Staufenberg". (Yes, I know he technically wasn't a general, but there were definitely some Generals involved in the assassination attempt.)
Honestly, Trump at McDonald's is the happiest and most genuine I've ever seen him in my life. Just...come on Ray Kroc, gift him a franchise store and between that and the podcast idea, he can be fulfilled and leave us all the hell alone.
Excellent idea!💡
I mean, Ray Kroc died 40 years ago but I see where you are going with this, and I like it.
Hard to make comedy about how dangerous Trump is to America but you managed it somehow.
I dunno. There were no new wars under Trump. Biden and his cronies steal their way into power? What did we get? The Afghanistan withdrawl, Russian invasion of Ukraine, Hamas massacring Jews. The Democrats are evil and incompetent too.
Walks in and yells. "I need a job"....
That's probably how he thinks it works. 😂
😂😂😂 I'm positive he does.
9:57 Love the sign saying locally owned and operated. Business can spin their BS better than any politician. The vast majority of McDonald's are independently owned franchises because this way, McDonald's avoids the expenses. It's all profit when the expenses are dumped on the owner.
And the political repercussions. *this mcd stunt is not endorsed by Mcd!
That monologue about Trump at the drive thru window reminds me a lot of Stephen Colbert's meanwhile rants and that is a great thing!
Yes, ToXic would be an appropriate new name for Twitter.
I hope all social media ends one day.
I call it Twitter.
@@trowawayaccThen how are you going to watch UA-cam videos?
@@trowawayacc I still need it for connecting and promoting the art and projects I care about....
I prefer Xcrement.
I’m looking forward to your stand up Seth, I’ll make sure to have my pen and paper ready just in case there are any… corrections maybe..
I enjoy how he brings serious subjects and puts them In such a way that is easy to understand and lace it with humour to get ppl thinking...
The late great Robin Williams was also very good at this tactic👍
Or George Carlin
Robin Williams was not a Rapist, Felon and Insurrectionist against the USA ❗
Trump would be fired on day one at McDonalds... When he couldn't tie his own apron.
Great! And was coming on to the cashiers white trash
Haaaaaa 😂😂😂😂 “we gotta hang, Mike Pence.” Xtra funny af Seth! Damn near spit out my drink!
When Chief of staff John Kelly tells you Trump adores Hitler, you better listen. This is not funny. Not funny at all.
It got debunked buddy. Why do you think 5 year old gossip suddenly surfaced at this exact time when Kamala is tanking in the polls?
Sometimes I am worried Americans forgot the history of WWII…!😢
A woman from Germany…
I dunno whether it's true or not without a clip of trump saying it.
We remember, the trouble is we all kinda hate John Kelly too so we’re confused we don’t want to hate him less but we also need to consider his opinion in this specific context. Has everyone a little whiplashed
Same thing with the chaneys we’re like yeah he denounced him but also you’re a war criminal so how do we take this information?
Having listened to The Undertaker's podcast, it's truly beyond me how someone as articulate and ostensibly intelligent is blind to the kind of person Trump is. Hard to believe he's promoting a fascist.
The only thing that’s unbelievable is that people are stupid enough to genuinely believe Trump is a fascist. Yeah sure - he’s a fascist that didn’t take his chance when he was president for 4 years, rather he quietly bided his time, knowing he might be back after 4 years for his chance to do the real fascist stuff. Classic play straight from the fascist playbook! You guys are laughable….
Trump supporters aren't blind to it they like it that's the problem
Undertaker has been known to be a conservative for years. Looking back at Undertaker and his “American Badass” era where Kid Rock sang his theme song, it makes sense
@@NinjaRabbit29MAGA conserves nothing that resembles American values; it only feeds Trump’s bottomless narcissism.
Fascism? You mean the merging of Government & Corporate power? Like when the Biden DOJ threatened social medias companies into censoring the Hunter Biden Laptop story? Fascism? Like arresting & torturing political opponents, like the Biden DOJ on pro lifers & J6ers. Fascism? Like spying on citizens? Like the Biden DOJ spying on Latin Mass Catholics & parents at school board meetings? Yep, the Democrats are the real Fascists.
Hitler had Keitel, Burgdorf and Jodl.
Trump has Eric, Don Jr and Lindsey Graham
Ecoli and Trump at MC Donald’s, at the same time , that is not a coincidence,
He always was good at spreading - Covid, hatred, spittle, stupidity ...
E.coli is a fecal infestation. So sounds like more than a coincidence.
Russian invasion of Ukraine during both the Obama & Biden Administrations, that is not a coinicidence.
Funnily enough, Seth's reference to an falling over robot pretty much describes Musk's attempt at producing one. He couldn't even match tech that came out nearly a decade prior
funny enough
@@paddington1670 fun·ni·ly
[ˈfənəlē]
adverb
in a strange or amusing way:
"you do talk funnily"
(funnily enough)
used to admit that a situation or fact is surprising or curious:
"funnily enough, I was starting to like the idea"
@@paddington1670 I'd say 'a robot falling over', though. But funnily is correct.
@@corbeau-_- funnily is such bad English. Sure it passes grade but it's bad.
trump will mention the Autobahn and everyone will forget about this. Correction - Someone will inform trump about the Autobahn...then teach him how to pronounce it... then trump will say at a rally "Hitler was a great man. He did a lot of great and also some very bad things. Good things and bad things. .... (insert story about Hitler only having one testicle, followed by 4 versions of Ave Maria and a moment of silence for Hitler's ball, during which trump hums ''Macho Man' poorly while stiffly dancing) ....then he will resume, "He built the allowbon and that was a great thing. Many people agree this was a great thing...."
Can't wait to buy an NFT Bible made of trump's stinky Fry-a-lator suit. I hope I can pay in trump Coin!
"The allo....the alloban...which allowed cars to band together across....ALL of Germany..."
*someone corrects him offstage*
"Auto.... some people say auto ban, but I prefer alloban...he allowed his autos to drive a big road, the biglyest road, you've never seen, you wouldn't believe this road..."
The AH-toe-ban... 👐Many don't know about it👐... Many do... It's a great thing.👐
The autobahn was already planned budgeted and construction had started by the time Hitler came to power. He also spoke out against the project several times.
Also the autobahn was a result of Weimar republic policies that Hitler just took credit for
As somone who just watched schindler's list for the second time a few days ago
Makes me very sad for america and how its doing lately, very sad
LOL..try going outside
I rwad 1984 for the nth time. We are living this and descending into total madness.😳
@@lindaswanson9328 i agree..these last 4 yrs have been hell
@@donhello7522 hahaha pathetic response
"ToUcH gRaSs"
Bruh its been hell your right, listening to Republicans cry like some baby's, nothing is more annoying
@@donhello7522 yeah, listening to Republicans cry is hell, very annoying
Kelly obviously spoke above Trump's ability to understand.
That's why Trump was president for 4 years, and the useless Kelly was chief of staff or a mere few months. Are all you Democrats that dense?
HelenSolinger • a five year can do that too. My great nephew wanted to know what a tariff was because he heard it from my YT so I explained it. His response was, "That's stupid."
@@obi-ron Exactly. Democrat talking points are written for the comprehension level of children. Thank you for pointing that out.
@@apubakeralpuffdaddy392 has it stopped raining or did you come out from under your bridge voluntarily?
It’s so important to start the day laughing. Enjoy your day
NFA will do!
Then I better quit reading this stuff, yeah? 🙄
I swear Trump cosplaying at McDonalds is exactly what my 2yo nephew looked like playing in his toy food/ice cream shop that he was gifted for his birthday..
I will never set foot in a McDonald’s again! I’d rather starve!
Given the nutritional value of a big mac, you would either way
Ditto. In and out only 💙 and McDonald's makes your breath stink for 24 hours
I'll still be going. Where else can you have a carp in the middle if town?
To be clear - the company McDonald's didn't support this stunt. It was the local owner.
@@kanderson-oo7us doesn’t matter! It’s McDonald’s name on the sign! That’s what it is! I don’t care who the owner is! It says McDonald’s on the sign! Period!
My favorite "Closer Look" segment yet!❤
thank you seth, can't be easy to look closer at this madness
I’ll bet after every Closer Look he has to lie down, take a large ibuprofen, plenty of eye drops, a hot towel and give an order to stay away for 15 minutes or more. I thank you Seth, for giving me more good laughs at Trump and his cronies than I deserve!!!
Keep reminding them WHY!!
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We DO need to lock him up.
... After fair, impartial trials for all his potential felonies. Some of which his fellow citizens will find him guilty for.
14:37 Hey! Why no shout-out for the graphics department for the pins on his lapel?! Those were awesome! 👏😊👏
You missed where he said he gave that fry thing to trump a few days ago. That means he been carrying it around 😆 🤣 😂
This is a comedy show, so gratefully we can laugh at our awful situation -- with one presidential candidate who is clearly so evil and malicious that those closest to him are denouncing him. How in the world can anyone consider voting for this guy!?!?!?
The GOP Sedition Caucus has been pushing their Fantasy Land of Lies for so long, that the GOP base is no longer connected to reality.
I went to Bonnaroo in 2019. I took what I thought was a tab and a half. Turned out to be about 3. While overheating in a porta potty, nothing started making sense. That's what this month feels like.
Like why YT highlighted “porta potty”.
I've never done drugs but your description makes sense
I took 6 hits at a party once. I was melting into the couch, but it made perfect sense.
Thanks Seth! You always lift my spirits!😂😂😂
Get in my veinnnns! Love a bit o' Seth
It’s almost like that born and raised billionaire doesn’t understand real life or something.
Trump walks into MacDonalds and the first thing he says is "This is my first day in MacDonalds" - big fat lie there.
Mebbe not. Doesn't he get it delivered by Macs employee (or a toady picks it up)?
She brings Homer work.
Hahaha that's actually funnier than this video
That's where I thought that joke was going to land L0L
THANK YOU
I was a little upset he didn’t take it there.
He was one letter away from a decent joke!
That was what I *immediately* thought too. I was going to write that they dropped the ball by not calling it "Homer-work" but I don't know how many in the audience would know any Homer other than from The Simpsons! Glad I wasn't the only one who saw that obvious pun!
I still would LOVE to see Biden vs Trump in a history quiz 😁 Biden would clean his clock! And prove Biden is 1000 times more qualified ❤️
Biden not on ballot. Hello? lol
@@CoraleeLarsen-c6lThat's why the statement used past tense.🤦♀️
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!😂🤣😆😂🤣😅😆 Thanks for the joke. That was hilarious. I mean Biden, who can't even string together 2 consecutive coherent sentences, would beat Trump in any quiz? After all, Mr. Democrat, if Biden were so great, why did y'all haul him out of there? To be replaced by....Kamala. 😂🤣😂🤣😅
@@apubakeralpuffdaddy392 Let's see some fact checked, verified sources to back up that wild claim about Biden supposedly being unable to form two sentences.
Meanwhile, your fascist clown rambles about Hannibal Lector, sharks, magnets, windmills causing cancer, toilets that need to be flushed fifteen times EACH TIME they're used (sounds like a personal problem to me) and more. Oh and let's not forget that Spotify town hall where he spent the whole night playing music instead of answering questions.
@CoraleeLarsen-c6l I didn't say anything about the election either 😉 It would actually just be a matter of proving how unqualified Trump is... comparing Trump to a seasoned professional... where Trump thinks it only takes 2 minutes to "understand everything." 🤣 Trump would probably make up answers and just assume MAGA would never look up anything... as usual 😁 He doesn't care if we believe his lies 😉
Babble the Hutt -- aka Steven Cheung -- is ever more frothing at the maw, and I am loving every moment of it.
6:30 Correction?
Jackals: You mean NAUSEATED, not nauseous. Nauseous would be used if you were causing nausea - like a bad smell.
Apologists: Well, he was passed out for 24 hours in a funk, so nauseous checks out.
Descriptivists: Not this again.
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@@Sarcasticronlol I really like your name! Lol
@@coodudeman Thanks! It's supposed to sound like snarky Transformer!
@@Sarcasticron id say that you succeeded! Lol wish I had chosen a more interesting name lol
America can you please explain how someone with a criminal record can't work at McDonalds but can be President of the most powerful country on earth????
Au contraire, perps CAN make fries at McD's, I saw a new article and video about it really recently in fact
@@DanekiStill would never vote for a convicted felon or sexual assaulter.
@@Daneki Donald's does recruit people with felony records, but the conditions may differ depending on the location. A 2021 survey by the Society for Human Resource Management (SHRM) shows that McDonald's assesses applicants on a case-by-case basis while hiring.
They might hire someone - a president should instantly be disqualified if they have a criminal record. It’s common sense. Even you will agree and I’ll prove it- if Harris had the same criminal record you’d be insisting should be disqualified.
America! 😂🎉
Christian Conservatives, that's how. Never let religion infiltrate your government. You end up with America.
Trump talking to the Undertaker has the same energy as a 5 year old asking you what your favorite dinosaur is.
Actually, I know Lin-Manuel Miranda as the guy who sold Weird Al his first accordion (and then paid the price for his crime) in Al's bio-pic.
Undoubtedly one of your finest monologues 💪🇺🇸🤣🤣
We know he didnt pay that food he gave away at McDs. Ok North Carolina, giving away the French dry pin. I can’t even.
Eats, shoots, and leaves vs. eats shoots and leaves - commas matter! (Great book!) 😂
Health code violation: no head covering while preparing/handling food
Fabolous show tonight thank you 💙😻 i needed a ton of laughter today. Give writers a raise for us? 😂
Trump Podcast would be great. He could discuss with Herschel Walker wether Hannibal Lecter could kill a Vampire.
And Marjorie Taylor Greene could be a regular guest, to update everyone about which new natural disasters were actually caused by Jewish space lasers.
😂😂😂 crying laughing as this sounds like it could really happen.
I'm actually disappointed he didn't, because his internal censor is slipping.
Oh wow. Bernadette Peters❤ Those films she made with like Steve Martin and Gene Wilder will always be something really Special✨️
....and then, Mcdonald's stock cuts sharply down.
Markled? or just coincidence?
Can't wait to buy an NFT Bible made of trump's stinky Fryilator suit.
Kind of like the Dow under his "presidency?"
That orange face with those big white circles around his eyes!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No one better than Seth Meyers! No one.
Sooo, you don't even put your bare hands into the HOT oil ? Amazing.
Is it though ?
I think you might have also said, "Homer work"...
Love this one 😂
Make Operation Valkyrie Great Again!
Says the supporter of the party that ousted their 15 million primary votes garnering nominee, the incumbent President, with a candidate who's never ever run in a primary election.
That's OK, both Biden & Kamala are illegitimate anyways.
Should be the Harris campaign slogan. LOL
The irony of that statement. Not knowing anything about the people involved in it.
😂 Trump's podcast from prison
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With cohost hanibal lecter. 😂
Scary times for the U.S.
yes, if youre easily frightened
@@donhello7522project 2025. Your a bot anyways you don’t have fear lol
@@steveleamont "you're",,,,youre welcome, from Russia!!! dasvidaniya!!
I thought the same thing about his apron, that he couldn't even tie it lol
That second observation about the trump-undertaker interview is correct. He wasn’t asking if wrestling is real, he was asking surprisingly insightful questions about the times wrestling blurs the line between entertainment and reality
Trump never let the guy answer any of his questions!!
Trump wants the kind of generals that lost?
AND that tried to assassinate Hitler.
@roger97338 Sooo. Based?
He can't get past the loyal part.
To be fair, Germany had some of the best generals, tactically speaking. Trump doesn't know that, he just thought they were loyal because he didn't know about all the assassination attempts.
One point that's getting lost here- the clowns at the top of the $h!+pile that was Nasty Germany's military did whatever the clown leader told them, no matter how very stupid. He told them to attack when they should have regrouped, he told them to hold & die when they should have surrendered.
Why? Because they were all, always poo-scared of piano wire, firing squads & the guillotine.
Is this not what Trorp wants? Fraidy cat generals willing to do whatever he orders no matter how very stoopid?
Trump's correct. Why didn't he, in his first term, have generals like General Friedrich Olbricht, Major General Henning von Tresckow, and Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg.
Except for being a bit more successful in carrying out plots.....
Yes, I agree -- a little more of that famous, "German Engineering." 😂
They failed their first attempt tho, just like Trump.
What about Himmler etc
@@casbot71 Their first coupe failed, just like Jan 6.
But they kept at it, and a few years later.. Well we know.. 💀
Maybe Trump's just addicted to the drama of assassination plots.
'Strike two' . So good.
October surprise? Sure it’s October, but Trump praising Hitler is no surprise!
Seth, you are just the best!!!!!
Haha I love your a closer look. It never fails to make me laugh
6:00...😂😂😂Priceless!! That's Elm St level Seth!😂 Freddy would be proud!!
🚫 McDonalds & Lunchmeat. Safer to cook & eat at home.
My goodness haven't seen Bernadette Peters in years. Always loved her. ❤
Phew! I live in NZ and I thought you were going to say "Minimum Hug Time 3min"
A three minute hug is a long hug, don't you think? I'd be worried they'd died in my arms after about 40 seconds.
"...both a ridiculous buffoon and an incredibly dangerous menace..." ⚖
He needs to be locked up!!!
you as well
@@donhello7522busy busy busy
“What does it mean when someone is decompensating?
To decompensate means to lose the ability to maintain one's state of mental health, typically due to some kind of stress. The word decompensate is most often applied to someone who is having a breakdown in their mental health mechanisms, especially someone who has an existing mental illness or psychological condition.”
I'd rather read an ancient old text that speak to VanceyPants too.
Late-breaking Corrections correction! I just caught up to last week's nice disquisition on the plural of octopus. I am all a-quiver at taking a small step into jackaldom, and touched and honored to share this in the memory of my friend the late Sharon James, classics professor at Chapel Hill. If you're going with the Greek derivation, the plural of octopus wouldn't be"octo-PODES." It would be something like "OCT-a-pode-ehs." Thank you very much for your kind attention to this matter.
But what about his food handlers card?
Also didn't wear a hair net, sanitary gloves...
Listening to a podcast of your own thoughts at 1.5x speed is such a great description
The first day of voting in Oklahoma is
1 October; that's when I'm voting 😊
This video was uploaded on October 24, 2024. Did you vote already, time traveller?
“…when she brings homework, or in this case, Homerwork.”
I have been waiting and waiting and waiting for your new standup special and I don't get HBO max!!😢😢😢
Starting around Thanksgiving, most of the streaming services offer free trial months. That's when I am planning on watching it.
Either that or make new friends who subscribe.
Thank you Seth ❤❤❤❤ as awful as it all is 😢😢😢 you still make me laugh 😂😂😂