"Fat Mac" - SSK Industries' .950 JDJ Rifle

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
  • JD Jones’ .950 JDJ cartridge is a generally described as the largest sporting rifle cartridge ever produced, producing more energy than even the 4-bore cartridges that match it in bore diameter. Only three of these rifles were made, and the original loading was a 2600 grain (168g) cast bullet moving at 2200 fps (670m/s), for a whopping 28,000 foot-pounds of muzzle energy (38kJ). There are some antitank rifles that produce more, but nothing comparable in both energy and bore diameter in the sporting realm.
    The rifle is built on a McMillan stock and action, and was originally produced on special order for a customer who wanted a really (really) big rifle that could use cast bullets. The cartridge cases were originally made from 20mm Vulcan cases trimmer down to a (mere) 70mm case length, with custom made lathe-turned cases replacing them when brass Vulcan cases became too difficult to source. The gun itself weighs a bit over 60 pounds, with nearly a third of that in the muzzle brake alone. This example is being sold with a whole bunch of ammunition components, which is a good thing since Jones/SSK stopped making the ammunition several years ago…
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @BogeyTheBear
    @BogeyTheBear 4 роки тому +6471

    "What's the safety mechanism on this thing?"
    "Fear. Reasonable, palpable fear."

    • @jkalash762
      @jkalash762 4 роки тому +168

      I mean it's true, if you don't treat a firearm like this with every precaution you can you probably shouldn't even touch it with the amount of damage it can do on either end of the muzzle.

    • @jacobkudrowich
      @jacobkudrowich 4 роки тому +23

      @@jkalash762 the amount of mass in the gun is more than enough to dampen the recoil to manageable levels. It should be treated like every other firearm.

    • @jkalash762
      @jkalash762 4 роки тому +88

      @@jacobkudrowich @Jacob Kudrowich I'm not talking about recoil I'm talking about an out of battery discharge, which is what he was talking about in the video at that point. Sure the way it's designed makes that very hard to do but if you still don't treat a firearm this powerful like it might go off if you're not being careful, well you're just an idiot. I take it you've never seen videos of this thing being shot though because if you're not fully ready for it it's going to knock you on your ass while we're on the subject. Little spoiler for you, one of the guys in the first few videos on yt of it being fired got 2 broken ribs from firing it sitting from the shoulder. So please tell me again how the weight dampens so much of the recoil.

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 4 роки тому +78

      The safety is literally just "don't load until it's time to destroy something"

    • @DeliveryMcGee
      @DeliveryMcGee 4 роки тому +45

      @@jacobkudrowich "Manageable", yeah, if you're properly braced ... I once saw a guy shoot a round of 3" 00 buck from a pistol-grip-only 12-gauge, holding it in the same position it would be in with a full stock. He was spitting out blood (though luckily not teeth, it only tore up his lip) for the rest of the day. Light off this thing without holding it right, it'll probably make your shoulder blades touch.

  • @ksrebelbuck7936
    @ksrebelbuck7936 4 роки тому +11800

    "So what are you hunting?" "Tigers" "oh, aren't those endangered" "the Germans can make more"

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 4 роки тому +454

      reichsnoise intensifies...

    • @BBelugawhale
      @BBelugawhale 4 роки тому +350

      Didn’t get the joke, now i get the joke.

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 4 роки тому +52

      lmao

    • @enjoiLife198
      @enjoiLife198 4 роки тому +54

      Aahahaa, I see you what you did there lol

    • @thegreatpugtato1823
      @thegreatpugtato1823 4 роки тому +139

      I hate to comment this late on someone’s post but you win the internet today. At least to me.

  • @peteg22397
    @peteg22397 6 років тому +6109

    The cartridge needs that much muzzle energy so that the bullet can reach the escape velocity from the gun's own gravity.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 5 років тому +80

      Peter G This deserves more love.

    • @kevinenter1636
      @kevinenter1636 5 років тому +72

      @ninjarawr21 The only one trying too hard here is you. Being a dick for no reason doesn't make you cool

    • @solarflare1008
      @solarflare1008 5 років тому +8

      Oustanding commented.

    • @nmnp13
      @nmnp13 5 років тому +13

      @ninjarawr21 You got owned pretty badly

    • @kevinenter1636
      @kevinenter1636 5 років тому +37

      @ninjarawr21 That's the flimsiest comeback in the book. Call someone triggered, that way, anything they say in defense can just be written off as being more triggered.
      The problem with it is that anyone with more than half a brain can see right through it.

  • @jboquiren1
    @jboquiren1 3 роки тому +2069

    The rate of fire for this rifle is once every 12 weeks. That's the time it takes for your shoulder separation to heal ;)

    • @t.c.b4722
      @t.c.b4722 2 роки тому +164

      That's also the amount of time it takes for most people to earn enough money to afford another cartridge.

    • @goldenhate6649
      @goldenhate6649 2 роки тому +37

      @@t.c.b4722 well considering the guy was making his own bullets if I understood the intro correctly

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental 2 роки тому +6

      Also the therapy session

    • @mantia39
      @mantia39 2 роки тому +5

      ...it comes with a list of orthopaedic surgeons near you!

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en 2 роки тому +10

      Fuck my shoulder. I'd be scared of deflating a lung.

  • @zacredington4776
    @zacredington4776 5 років тому +2038

    The manual safety is "don't load it"...
    Love it.

    • @buggsy5
      @buggsy5 4 роки тому +23

      He should have said that the manual safety was not closing the bolt that last 45 degrees.

    • @eva2602
      @eva2602 2 роки тому +9

      @@buggsy5 I wouldnt even trust the bolt not to close by itself and dislocate my shoulder unprepared. I think that as soon as you attach that behemoth of a cartridge to that bolt lip it should probably be considered hot

  • @EpicMrBlack6869
    @EpicMrBlack6869 5 років тому +15383

    The guy who convinced the ATF this thing is a "sporting rifle" should be negotiating US trade deals.

    • @blacktemplar5970
      @blacktemplar5970 5 років тому +1965

      Q:What you hunting?.....
      A:Tanks

    • @imapopo2924
      @imapopo2924 5 років тому +1229

      @@blacktemplar5970 A: Communists. Behind tanks.

    • @blacktemplar5970
      @blacktemplar5970 5 років тому +699

      @@imapopo2924.....you had me at Communists....now let's go hunting!

    • @blacktemplar5970
      @blacktemplar5970 5 років тому +221

      @@bigdickburton9396 Communists behind Aircraft Carriers I think you mean

    • @davidmathieson8661
      @davidmathieson8661 5 років тому +454

      Q. What you hunting
      A. The moon

  • @Borderline5440
    @Borderline5440 3 роки тому +4138

    "Sir, what caliber is your rifle?"
    "One."
    "...come again?"

  • @elrondmcbong467
    @elrondmcbong467 3 роки тому +1095

    This gives the term: "Surrender! I don't want to shoot you!" a whole new meaning.

    • @eviltwinzak
      @eviltwinzak 2 роки тому +8

      Underrated comment...

    • @vangoghsseveredear
      @vangoghsseveredear Рік тому +63

      "This hurts me more than it hurts you!"

    • @KallMeKes
      @KallMeKes Рік тому +32

      "I DONT WANNA DO THIS... SERIOUSLY ITLL HURT BOTH OF US EQUALLY"

    • @koathekid8255
      @koathekid8255 Рік тому +11

      @@KallMeKes equally?
      One will be hit by a mobile hammer of god the other will break allot of there bones

    • @someweebkid9826
      @someweebkid9826 Рік тому +8

      @@koathekid8255 even if the shooter misses their shot, the muzzle flash will be enough to set them on fire.

  • @dogf421
    @dogf421 5 років тому +1687

    "What are you hunting?"
    "Light tanks"

    • @MILITARY-TUBE
      @MILITARY-TUBE 5 років тому +17

      Good one :)

    • @neojenshi4055
      @neojenshi4055 4 роки тому +15

      more like and a heavy tank

    • @alperakyuz9702
      @alperakyuz9702 4 роки тому +15

      *main battle tanks.

    • @JC130676
      @JC130676 4 роки тому +32

      How about a brontosaurus. One shot from that thing will convert a hippo into red mist, turn the rhino standing behind the hippo inside-out, and knock over the elephant standing behind the rhino.

    • @theratstomper8599
      @theratstomper8599 4 роки тому +2

      Light?

  • @skeleton1765
    @skeleton1765 2 роки тому +1346

    This cartridge wasn’t designed to defeat the armor on the vehicle, it was designed to send the vehicle back where it came from.

    • @alistairjamesheaton9155
      @alistairjamesheaton9155 2 роки тому +34

      Imagine putting an armour piercing rounds in that thing. It would pretty much spread anything in its path unless you have modern tank armour in the way.
      It’s the type of thing which would be handy if he wants to shoot a blue whale with. Not that anyone in the right mind would want to do so. I dread to think of the penetration power it’s got in terms of against the building. It’s just a small cannon and I’m surprised that they allowed it to be sold as a sporting weapon.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 2 роки тому +14

      @@alistairjamesheaton9155 it's a sporting weapon because it has a scope on it

    • @alistairjamesheaton9155
      @alistairjamesheaton9155 2 роки тому +7

      @@THESLlCK hmm, The thing is more like a small artillery piece.
      What are you hunting with it a blue whale?
      Seriously the damn thing is a small cannon.

    • @ashischaturvedi5407
      @ashischaturvedi5407 Рік тому +4

      Man you are just 😂😂👌👌

    • @Brunothechillman
      @Brunothechillman Рік тому +1

      bro the german tigers will freak out

  • @j.vermilye3816
    @j.vermilye3816 4 роки тому +2734

    I want to meet the man who looked at a .50 BMG and said "Do you have anything bigger?"

    • @sagecolvard9644
      @sagecolvard9644 4 роки тому +287

      And then, when shown 20mm Vulcan cannon rounds, said "Well, it can be necked up".

    • @kissen1x638
      @kissen1x638 3 роки тому +23

      Do you have anything bigger

    • @haldyordan2316
      @haldyordan2316 3 роки тому +23

      40mm rounds, if you're big a the hulk

    • @trickshot646
      @trickshot646 3 роки тому +8

      You called sir?

    • @PresidentMystry
      @PresidentMystry 3 роки тому +34

      “We could make something bigger, what are you thinking of?”
      “Something that could obliterate the Hulk.”

  • @james64ibm
    @james64ibm 3 роки тому +2351

    The only "sporting use" that I can imagine for this thing is weight lifting.

    • @danielryan6604
      @danielryan6604 2 роки тому +100

      Or car hunting if you go too hard on it

    • @SKPetel
      @SKPetel 2 роки тому +103

      Can shooting, but replace the cans with storage containers

    • @vast634
      @vast634 2 роки тому +41

      Evaporating polar bears.

    • @tomauty1296
      @tomauty1296 2 роки тому +15

      Mutant Squirrels ?

    • @andyflav
      @andyflav 2 роки тому +4

      🤣😂🤣

  • @wdj4015
    @wdj4015 4 роки тому +1686

    "it's a sporting rifle"
    Me and the boys going to hunt a M4 Sherman

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 роки тому +61

      Explains why bunkers hide underground

    • @rrueps4844
      @rrueps4844 3 роки тому +14

      Me and the boys about to hunt a Bismarck.

    • @indecisivecountdooku1340
      @indecisivecountdooku1340 3 роки тому +13

      Me and the boys about to hunt the mythical Ratte

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 роки тому +17

      Ah a Sherman, truely a majestik sight in its natural habitat.

    • @ltournay
      @ltournay 3 роки тому +2

      in all honesty M4 sherman is pretty well armored, this wouldnt go through

  • @seanight2166
    @seanight2166 6 років тому +2434

    Another great example of a concealed carry weapon. Thank you gun Jesus.

    • @frealms
      @frealms 6 років тому +153

      Prime candidate for ankle holsters.

    • @jono3952
      @jono3952 6 років тому +45

      If you're a supermutant maybe...

    • @D3faulted1
      @D3faulted1 6 років тому +38

      Personally i think it lends itself to appendix carry better. No i'm not happy to see you that's just my CCW.

    • @Boreas74
      @Boreas74 6 років тому +118

      If you're carrying anything less powerful then you're obviously not serious about protecting yourself and your loved ones.

    • @flipdart
      @flipdart 6 років тому +70

      Yes, for when you want your weapon to conceal you, this is perfect.

  • @zipporaid7
    @zipporaid7 4 роки тому +3873

    So what I'm hearing is that this be a good beginner's-gun for a person with a smaller frame

    • @roflchopter11
      @roflchopter11 4 роки тому +439

      Yes, the act of carrying it to their car, thn to the firing line and putting it into the table will strengthen their body into that of a weightlifting champion

    • @MesaperProductions
      @MesaperProductions 4 роки тому +65

      Yes. That, and a death wish.

    • @triskits_mmm
      @triskits_mmm 4 роки тому +21

      u are correct my man

    • @michealtaormina1561
      @michealtaormina1561 4 роки тому +73

      ah yes how to kill someone with recoil

    • @lordofthewoods
      @lordofthewoods 3 роки тому +38

      Nope.
      I'd say you'd want at LEAST an F-450 frame to attach this thing to...

  • @beans_groovin.mp4
    @beans_groovin.mp4 3 роки тому +404

    "putting a bend in the table" is code for "it's heavy enough to generate its own field of gravity"

    • @Mrbootyman
      @Mrbootyman Рік тому

      Just like yo momma.

    • @dscrive
      @dscrive Рік тому +3

      I fully expected "space time" after "putting a bend in"

  • @TheChuckFina
    @TheChuckFina 3 роки тому +749

    Customer: "What do you hunt with that?"
    Dealer: "Kaiju, uh you know Godzilla, Rodan, King Ghidorah, Gamera, King Kong. That sort of thing."

  • @harjutapa
    @harjutapa 5 років тому +1828

    When you really don't like how that mountain is looking at you.

    • @48917032
      @48917032 4 роки тому +19

      Or if you don't like how The Mountain is looking at you

    • @Blackwolf-of5kx
      @Blackwolf-of5kx 4 роки тому +11

      don’t think it’s nice, you laughing. You see, my brachiosaurus don’t like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you’re laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you’re going to, I might convince him that you really didn’t mean it

  • @misterkunnyfunt
    @misterkunnyfunt 4 роки тому +686

    "Where did that elephant go?!?!?"
    "pretty much everywhere..."

    • @richieb7692
      @richieb7692 3 роки тому

      It Splashed.

    • @charlieray2751
      @charlieray2751 3 роки тому +10

      "Where did it go?"
      Uh, over there, over there, and up there.

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver 3 роки тому +3

      He had blew eyes.

    • @goldenhate6649
      @goldenhate6649 2 роки тому +1

      here, there, and over there, staining the wall!

    • @theeeves
      @theeeves 2 роки тому +1

      More like where didn't that Elephant go.

  • @Mordecai02
    @Mordecai02 2 роки тому +229

    At first I was wondering, "Why is Ian sitting so far away from the gun?" Then I realized that he's not, the rifle is just that damn big.

  • @theotherguy__
    @theotherguy__ 6 років тому +2626

    Finally I can effectively hunt continents.

    • @amorag59
      @amorag59 5 років тому +15

      Nooooo thats what the 16" 50 cal guns are for, making craters haha.

    • @consume_vegetables
      @consume_vegetables 5 років тому +13

      When shot, new continents are formed.

    • @stukablyat6266
      @stukablyat6266 5 років тому +9

      The Other Guy pangea breaks after shot by big mac

    • @pills-
      @pills- 4 роки тому +7

      This gun causes continental drift...

    • @jimmytang8131
      @jimmytang8131 4 роки тому +21

      Hey man, continents are critically endangered, there are only seven left in the world

  • @hgrunt100
    @hgrunt100 5 років тому +3273

    Aaah yes, an ATF sporting exemption.
    The mutant elephant problem is getting quite out of hand here in the states.

    • @KBBF3
      @KBBF3 5 років тому +34

      LMAO. I don't think they are called ATF exemptions anymore; we just call them ATF kick in the nuts.

    • @yeetuscleetus3833
      @yeetuscleetus3833 5 років тому +69

      Mutant elephant? More like a whole fucking building

    • @ShinVejita
      @ShinVejita 5 років тому +32

      Those aren't elephants, they're land whales, regular bullets just bounce of the blob like jellyrolls.

    • @firebomb5510
      @firebomb5510 5 років тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @firebomb5510
      @firebomb5510 5 років тому +2

      😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @athodyd
    @athodyd 6 років тому +898

    That .950 round could probably kill something if it was just thrown really hard

    • @SolyomSzava
      @SolyomSzava 6 років тому +69

      If it was truly this round ricocheting off, that man should be thankful that it didn't rip off his foot...

    • @Falconx84
      @Falconx84 6 років тому +33

      Isn't that what guns do? (Thow lead really hard and fast)

    • @zironemegeaz
      @zironemegeaz 6 років тому +26

      WARNING: do not let fall on pets and children may break neck

    • @CGoody5642
      @CGoody5642 6 років тому +25

      Drop it from the empire State building; I promise the person underneath isn't going to have a good day.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 років тому +8

      Guess you get a good view to the subway.

  • @mornonbo5574
    @mornonbo5574 3 роки тому +422

    "Gun seller, I am going into battle. I need your strongest gun"
    "My strongest gun could kill a dragon, let alone a man. You cannot handle my strongest gun"

    • @Nondairystar94
      @Nondairystar94 2 роки тому +64

      That thing was too big to be called a gun.
      Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 2 роки тому +10

      Ah yes, two references in one comment thread.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm Рік тому +10

      "I'd like somwthing...Big. Bold."
      "Might I suggest...The .950 JDJ?"

  • @Aralphjr
    @Aralphjr 4 роки тому +2899

    I don’t think the term “rifle” is appropriate here. “Breach loading, shoulder fired, sporting cannon” is more appropriate

    • @rrueps4844
      @rrueps4844 3 роки тому +64

      When people start shooting at you with these: WE ARE UNDER ARTILLERY FIRE. WE NEED AN AIR STRIKE NOW!!!

    • @hardmcshaft5665
      @hardmcshaft5665 3 роки тому +38

      I dunno americans are loosely throwing around the pistol now.. i mean u can get a ar15 that looks like a rifle is a rifle yet is called a pistol oh an the rifle stock is now called a pistol brace.. so stupid. I guess a dog is now a cat too

    • @Jjb-gk4ce
      @Jjb-gk4ce 3 роки тому +62

      @@hardmcshaft5665 that’s what happens when the government makes dumbass rules

    • @banjobill8420
      @banjobill8420 3 роки тому +38

      @@hardmcshaft5665 a pistol brace is not a stock as you're techincally supposed to use the strap to balance the weight of the gun so it can be fired with one hand like a pistol. It's stupid, but so is the ATF.

    • @evanf1443
      @evanf1443 3 роки тому +27

      @@hardmcshaft5665 that’s exactly why Americans are trying to get rid of the people seemingly arbitrarily making rules.

  • @Ravnican127
    @Ravnican127 6 років тому +1837

    It's a single shot rifle. If you are not entirely sure that 1 round of .950 JDJ is enough to put down your target, mistakes have been made.

    • @TheNightOwl11683
      @TheNightOwl11683 6 років тому +231

      If the round doesn't take down the target, the shockwave will

    • @tommybear1097
      @tommybear1097 6 років тому +197

      Have you SEEN the bears in Russia? Fuckers are adapting and driving tanks around now. They're pretty easy to track as there's generally a line of empty vodka bottles leading behind the fresh tank tracks and you can hear their mating call being yelled from a mile away "BLYAT, BLYATTT, BLYATTTT!!!! *burp*"

    • @iaial0
      @iaial0 6 років тому +46

      @@tommybear1097 lemme guess, this is designed to take down the bear tank

    • @tommybear1097
      @tommybear1097 6 років тому +16

      @@iaial0
      This big bulky round would probably bounce right off due to the sheer size of the round, you d probably get better results from a 5.7 or a .556

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 5 років тому +39

      acording to the Russian Bear trade union this rifle was designed to give the bear something to defend himself against poachers in armored vehicles.

  • @LordEvan5
    @LordEvan5 6 років тому +621

    Commonly used for hunting construction equipment

    • @kyucumbear
      @kyucumbear 5 років тому +33

      "Ah, here we see the wild Bagger 288 in it's natural habitat."

    • @sircastic959
      @sircastic959 5 років тому +2

      Or those Fire-Trucks from Family Guy.

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 5 років тому +1

      @Matthew KsE How Mad Maxian of you...

    • @kayvalencia2223
      @kayvalencia2223 4 роки тому +1

      Just the wording of this comment has had me chuckling for ten minutes

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 3 роки тому +861

    "It's a sporting rifle."
    "What are you hunting?"
    "Ever heard of a game called Monster Hunter?"

    • @phillipamorris422
      @phillipamorris422 2 роки тому +32

      Heavy bowgun gang!

    • @Marcodiazgrey
      @Marcodiazgrey 2 роки тому +34

      Going to need this weapon in full auto. .950 tungsten sabot ap rounds and .950 HEAT variation. I got a personal problem with Fatalis.

    • @BmacSoundsLab
      @BmacSoundsLab Рік тому +3

      Now I just need a huge ammo pack for crouching fire

    • @Chaals
      @Chaals Рік тому +2

      Didn't expect to see an MH reference here... Love it.

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 Рік тому +2

      Wyvernsnipe gang, Lets GOOOOOOOO!

  • @damnedlegionaire
    @damnedlegionaire 6 років тому +1029

    "Whatcha huntin'?"
    "Tanks."

    • @conanholmes8620
      @conanholmes8620 5 років тому

      😂 love it

    • @brianbrown8765
      @brianbrown8765 4 роки тому +1

      Nah t Rex, whales and elephants 😂😂😂🤣

    • @flamezoidtron
      @flamezoidtron 4 роки тому +1

      you're welcome

    • @fahimalvi9521
      @fahimalvi9521 4 роки тому +5

      Oh look, there's a Tiger. Bang!

    • @limpetarch98k
      @limpetarch98k 4 роки тому +6

      " Except I am not shooting tanks, I'm gonna go higher. I am shooting the moon ! How you like that, ATF ? I shot at the moon you idiot ! "

  • @OCofthe3
    @OCofthe3 4 роки тому +747

    Its a story how JD Jones got this classified as a sporting cartridge. That itself deserves looking into.

    • @MrEric_API
      @MrEric_API 3 роки тому +9

      The story goes back to '98

    • @Rico_71
      @Rico_71 3 роки тому +102

      Probably pointed this thing at the committee during the trial

    • @haroldbalzac6894
      @haroldbalzac6894 3 роки тому +12

      Bribery

    • @thephi303
      @thephi303 3 роки тому +42

      I don't see anybody making an assault rifle in .950 JDJ anytime soon. I would want to though.

    • @OCofthe3
      @OCofthe3 3 роки тому +25

      @@thephi303 I dare you to make something like this and try to have it classified as a “sporting cartridge”. The atf will dismiss it before even hearing your case.

  • @MrHws5mp
    @MrHws5mp 4 роки тому +2355

    "Honey, why are you out in the garden at this time of night with your Fat Mac?"
    "Just waiting for the International Space Station to come over the horizon m'dear..."

    • @BasedMilitarist6624
      @BasedMilitarist6624 4 роки тому +78

      "M'dear"

    • @neilshark6361
      @neilshark6361 4 роки тому +39

      Pull!!!!

    • @dannythompson1948
      @dannythompson1948 4 роки тому +57

      Just makin craters in the moon for ya, babe...

    • @ironwoodnf
      @ironwoodnf 4 роки тому +22

      @@BasedMilitarist6624 I feel like that fedora did a full 360

    • @danielpatino4010
      @danielpatino4010 4 роки тому +5

      Jokes aside, how far do you think this bullet can travel being as heavy as it is? it probably losses a lot of speed over long distances.

  • @user-wb7ez9ud4p
    @user-wb7ez9ud4p 2 роки тому +330

    This is the smallest and lightest rear-loading cannon I've ever seen! It looks like it can be limbered with just ONE horse. Ah the marvels of technology...

  • @Timeshifter32
    @Timeshifter32 4 роки тому +671

    "Hey, you know what would be cool?"
    "What?"
    "Lets put a stock on an Abrams tank cannon."

  • @blackjack9612
    @blackjack9612 6 років тому +272

    The cartridge isn't rolling down the table, it's being pulled by the gravitational force caused by the mass of the muzzle brake

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 5 років тому

      *It was as if millions of Liberals in SodomCisco CRIED OUT ALL AT ONCE and then were suddenly silenced...................he he.*

    • @merguetroidrittzlesnat2287
      @merguetroidrittzlesnat2287 5 років тому

      @@MAGGOT_VOMIT R.I.P. Obiwan.

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 6 років тому +743

    "We asked the ATF for a sporting exemption... they actually granted it the absolute madman!"

    • @jamesfreud1
      @jamesfreud1 6 років тому +82

      I guess they realized nobody wants to really fire it more than once, so its nothing to worry about lol.

    • @jamesfreud1
      @jamesfreud1 6 років тому +10

      SonsOfLorgar hahaha! For real! That thing could take down a brontosaurrus!

    • @chibidoragon
      @chibidoragon 6 років тому +107

      My theory on the mater:
      "Hello there ATF; we would like to register this gun as a sporting rifle"
      "Sporting?"
      "Yes, weightlifting is a legitimate sport now days"
      At this very moment ATF was trying to determine a tobacco content of some dank weed, that DEA had sent to them for analysis, by smoking it and went:
      "Duude, that's right. Here's your permit"

    • @jacobd373
      @jacobd373 6 років тому +15

      It was the guys last day before retiring.

    • @PaulRudd1941
      @PaulRudd1941 6 років тому +2

      There's tobacco in weed in the states??????? Do I sound dumb? I'm canadian, I don't know.

  • @Reallytallsocks
    @Reallytallsocks 2 роки тому +200

    This rifle has so much energy that whoever it hits is immediately erased from the memories of anybody that once knew them.

    • @oberonmeister
      @oberonmeister 11 місяців тому +3

      Well, maybe not immediately, but if you had to see the remains of someone hit by that it would inflict such a psychological trauma you would want to forget that person has ever existed to begin with.

    • @mcgibs
      @mcgibs 9 місяців тому +2

      Just like whatshisface. I can't even remember when it happened.

  • @schneir5
    @schneir5 4 роки тому +1872

    BATFE: "STREETSWEEPER'S ARE DESTRUCTIVE DEVICES AND YOU CANNOT OWN THEM!"
    Also BATFE: "This literal canon is clearly a sporting rifle and you may own as many as you like."

    • @someboiwhogivesadamn
      @someboiwhogivesadamn 4 роки тому +159

      @@sirrivet9557 the only smart gun law: strict background and mental health checks.

    • @MrOliver250
      @MrOliver250 4 роки тому +56

      Lol you meant the street sweeper shotgun; I thought you meant a literal street sweeper 😅

    • @nerfzinet
      @nerfzinet 4 роки тому +37

      @@sirrivet9557 However, imagine if some loon fired that thing into a crowd. It would probably take out quite a few people, and if they weren't concerned with getting out of there they might be able to fire a few more shots as well. Then again it would be fucking impossible to conceal.

    • @axilleastsoulas1036
      @axilleastsoulas1036 4 роки тому +22

      @@sirrivet9557 What if whoever decides to go about mowing people will limit himself to solid lead projectiles? Is the streetsweeper less dangerous than something that can hurl a 2000 grain explosive projectile?

    • @kylesebring
      @kylesebring 4 роки тому +17

      Lmao my dad actually has a street sweeper company and hasnt gotten any trouble about them being destructive devices (somehow)

  • @SiaarZH
    @SiaarZH 6 років тому +147

    Laughed so hard I cried when the .577 round rolled because of how the gun warps time and space around itself.

  • @Mittau
    @Mittau 6 років тому +618

    There is a point where we needed to stop, and we have clearly passed it, but lets keep going and see what happens: The rifle.

    • @jonross377
      @jonross377 5 років тому +3

      I don't think we are even close.

    • @jonross377
      @jonross377 5 років тому +1

      Lol Just kidding, that thing is a monster!!!!!!!!

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 5 років тому +2

      Nonsense! Absurdity knows no bounds!

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 3 роки тому +2

      we need to make a belt-fed variant of this

  • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
    @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 3 роки тому +166

    Ian: "The manual safety for a rifle like this is, *don't put a cartridge in it until you're ready to fire.* "

  • @Jeremiah-mj9kw
    @Jeremiah-mj9kw 4 роки тому +593

    Ah, yes. The perfect sporting rifle, for when I'm hunting an *M1 Abrams* in my back yard. Pesky little creatures, those Abrams'.

    • @phoenixwyvern355
      @phoenixwyvern355 4 роки тому +6

      Um if the Abrams armor can withstand and RPG round even at point blank trust me when saying this is probably not gonna do anything to that more modern armor.

    • @Jeremiah-mj9kw
      @Jeremiah-mj9kw 4 роки тому +20

      @@phoenixwyvern355 It was a joke, bud.
      It is worth noting though, that there have been M1's that have taken damage from RPG HEAT rounds, particularly in the rear (no losses though, thankfully). Only the frontal section of the hull has composite armour, as well as the frontal half of the sideskirts.
      That armour isn't as absolute as many like to think.

    • @smirgyjoker2484
      @smirgyjoker2484 4 роки тому +5

      @@phoenixwyvern355 also an epg round is a heat warhead meaning that it has the same penetration no matter the distance

    • @bravomike4734
      @bravomike4734 3 роки тому +2

      Becaue of dudes like Phoenix, I'd have said Bradley or a Stryker. Anyway, take my like.

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 2 роки тому

      @@phoenixwyvern355 First off, range is completely irrelevant when it comes to shaped charge warheads like the RPG. That's the entire reason shaped charge warheads exist. Second, from the side or top, an Abrams absolutely can be penned by an RPG-7. Finally, .950 caliber is about 23mm, or the same size as some Russian autocannons. If the Russians think it's a sufficient caliber to use against tanks, it's probably pretty sufficient. Of course, you'd need to put a sharp point on it the bullet, but that's hardly any more difficult than just getting one in the first place

  • @trogdor8764
    @trogdor8764 6 років тому +281

    'Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.' -SSK Industries

    • @IndoLiberation
      @IndoLiberation 5 років тому +9

      *next day news showing cessna pilot split in two , due to wild bullets struck his plane

    • @semajharmon5777
      @semajharmon5777 5 років тому

      Lupeeeeee

    • @takafumiarisawa70
      @takafumiarisawa70 5 років тому +1

      @@IndoLiberation And those news came from Ecuador.

  • @takafumiarisawa70
    @takafumiarisawa70 5 років тому +372

    -"What kind of bolt do you have on your rifle?"
    - "Captive".

    • @starvermin
      @starvermin 4 роки тому +6

      A shockingly underrated comment!

  • @PinheaDipshit
    @PinheaDipshit 2 роки тому +25

    The ultimate home defense weapon. The sheer power behind that round will erase a man from existence.

    • @barack._.obaconator8946
      @barack._.obaconator8946 2 роки тому +1

      Don't forget the memories of said man so you "stand there wondering why you just fired into a empty hallway"

  • @jackson_0835
    @jackson_0835 4 роки тому +734

    Me: *comes back after hunting deer*
    Friend: hey where is the deer?
    Me: gone, reduced to atoms...

    • @admiraltiberius1989
      @admiraltiberius1989 4 роки тому +36

      Fine....red....mist

    • @noahfrelich5733
      @noahfrelich5733 4 роки тому +2

      Warlord Titan Tiberius r/whoosh

    • @surryyy
      @surryyy 3 роки тому

      Noah Frelich why did you woosh him, for no reason

    • @bigmacbob95
      @bigmacbob95 3 роки тому +10

      "did you shoot it?"
      "Yes"
      "What did it cost"
      "Everything"

    • @SaftonYT
      @SaftonYT 3 роки тому

      I love this comment strand.

  • @alexfaudel5245
    @alexfaudel5245 5 років тому +2151

    It's a bird!
    It's a plane!
    Well whatever it was, it's gone now

    • @miguelcastaneda7236
      @miguelcastaneda7236 4 роки тому +37

      what wil e coyote bought from acme to finally get roadrunner

    • @kentucky1519
      @kentucky1519 4 роки тому

      USA

    • @migueldelacruz4799
      @migueldelacruz4799 4 роки тому +2

      Fucking metal!!!

    • @funnyman4311
      @funnyman4311 4 роки тому +5

      What are they hunting, Megalodons? With a 950.? "No kill like overkill" I think that's the motto for this gun.

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 4 роки тому +5

      a bird... a plane... doesnt matter... i am the one with the fatmac

  • @insanemang9983
    @insanemang9983 4 роки тому +946

    "You see that elephant"
    "Yes"
    [.950 fires]
    "Still see it?"
    "No"

    • @hubertgirs
      @hubertgirs 4 роки тому +83

      "You see that elephant"
      "Yes"
      [.950 fires]
      "Still see it?"
      "I can't hear shit"

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 4 роки тому +44

      @@hubertgirs "WHAT?!"

    • @user-ld4qt6ci7b
      @user-ld4qt6ci7b 4 роки тому +26

      "You see that elephant?"
      "Sir yes Sir!"
      "I don't want to."

    • @orb2694
      @orb2694 3 роки тому +5

      @@user-ld4qt6ci7b [shoots the guy instead of the elephant]

    • @TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd
      @TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd 3 роки тому +4

      "See that whale?..."

  • @EpicGamer116
    @EpicGamer116 3 роки тому +123

    "How did bob die?"
    "Closed the bolt to fast on his rifle, and it fractured his skull"

  • @jimmelnyk7506
    @jimmelnyk7506 6 років тому +228

    At time mark 6:41, that muzzle brake isn't bending the table. It is so massive that it is warping space-time. This has been verified with Einstein's equations on general relativity.

    • @connordurham4289
      @connordurham4289 5 років тому +1

      Jim Melnyk almost cant tell if your joking?

    • @robertcalifornia9641
      @robertcalifornia9641 5 років тому +4

      Haha I get it I took physics (gravity is just bends in spacetime)

    • @adamtennant4936
      @adamtennant4936 5 років тому

      That's the same thought I had. Hooray physics geeks!

  • @SherryPM72
    @SherryPM72 6 років тому +334

    It has it's own gravitational pull.

    • @kmoecub
      @kmoecub 6 років тому +7

      Everything has its own gavitational pull.

    • @ePiiCeaglepwner
      @ePiiCeaglepwner 6 років тому +3

      Everything with mass does.

    • @totalmetaljacket789
      @totalmetaljacket789 6 років тому +4

      ITT: The type of people that love to begin a sentence with "actually..."

    • @granddukeofmecklenburg
      @granddukeofmecklenburg 6 років тому

      Sherry M The sᑫueak well...your technically right

  • @MatildaleinB
    @MatildaleinB 6 років тому +569

    >shoots gun
    >shooting range explodes

    • @kozlorog
      @kozlorog 6 років тому +16

      So what? The nice way to deliver your thoughts without building complex sentences. Delivers the idea fast and efficiently in the age of low attention span
      >complains about greentext
      >thinks he's smart

    • @MatildaleinB
      @MatildaleinB 6 років тому +7

      @BigBlackNerd i'm not a dude buddy

    • @kozlorog
      @kozlorog 6 років тому +2

      *that's just eye soring* . And does not allow you to break your thought into little, neat chunks which are only connected by the meaning, lacking exhausting grammar structures.
      *Goes to UA-cam*
      @
      *Argues*
      @
      *Changes nothing*
      @
      *I'm still proud of myself, man*
      @
      *Cool video, don't you find?*

    • @ryansample6016
      @ryansample6016 5 років тому +10

      > negligent discharge
      > the bullet kills 15 at a high school 2 states away

    • @masterseeker360
      @masterseeker360 5 років тому +2

      >shoots gun
      >Someone on the globe dies

  • @dawndeather9553
    @dawndeather9553 2 роки тому +64

    I was going to compare the cartridge to the cartridges fired from the Bolters in Warhammer 40K, but the Bolters are actually chambered in a measly .75 caliber, much smaller than this cartridge.

  • @templar8811
    @templar8811 4 роки тому +830

    “BILL THE TYRANNOSAURS GOT IN THE SHEEP PEN”
    “DONT WORRY HONEY LEMME GET MA FAT MAC”

    • @The_King_Ginger
      @The_King_Ginger 2 роки тому +8

      This would kill and butcher a T-Rex in one blow.

    • @alistairjamesheaton9155
      @alistairjamesheaton9155 2 роки тому +2

      @@The_King_Ginger I’m surprised it wasn’t in the latest Jurassic Park movie. With some psychopath trying to shoot T Rexis. Only get eaten by the Raptors.

    • @jimbailey2686
      @jimbailey2686 Рік тому +1

      This is up for the next Tremors movie?

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 Рік тому

      "BILL, N-"
      *half of the continent is vaporized*

  • @krixig
    @krixig 4 роки тому +427

    "I cant put the round parallel to the rifle, because it possesses enough mass as to exert gravitational force sufficient enough to pull it towards the gun".

    • @stf5876
      @stf5876 4 роки тому +7

      @GhostCreek
      Hi,
      Best example on how to explain gravity.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Рік тому +1

      It just want's to be inside the gun.

  • @jimpoop
    @jimpoop 5 років тому +215

    Perfect, I was looking for a good rodent gun. Now I just need a .950 revolver, you know, for concealed carry.

    • @jeremymcadam7400
      @jeremymcadam7400 5 років тому +7

      The gun would weigh as much as the projectile, and I think you can see where in going with that

    • @ShinVejita
      @ShinVejita 5 років тому +6

      Based on your inquiry, you must live in new york.

    • @NapalmNarcissus
      @NapalmNarcissus 4 роки тому

      Say goodbye to your wrist.

    • @scandinerdian1961
      @scandinerdian1961 4 роки тому +6

      @@NapalmNarcissus Naw the wrists will be fine, it's the body that goes 100mph in the opposite direction, that needs replacing.

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 4 роки тому

      I see you live in the Fire Swamps of Florin, if you have an ROUS problem like that.
      Unless you're on Tatooine bullseyeing womp-rats.

  • @knightshousegames
    @knightshousegames 3 роки тому +98

    "Aww, look at the cute tiny scope on that rifle!" *gets closer* "Oh........."

  • @BarcelPL
    @BarcelPL 6 років тому +561

    So, apparently hunting tanks (or tank crew inside tanks) is considered a sport now.

    • @jonseilim4321
      @jonseilim4321 6 років тому +13

      Have you not heard of either weabs or otakus?

    • @rlbadger1698
      @rlbadger1698 6 років тому +40

      For 25K+ the buyer might be able afford to buy tungsten rounds.

    • @andrewamann8855
      @andrewamann8855 6 років тому +20

      Galf506 well, if, somehow, it manages to not penetrate fully, i suspect it would disperse into the laminations, convert its kinetic energy into heat, and just explode into the cabin of the vehicle as an angry slab of molten lead and melting polycarbonate.
      I could, however, be wrong there, and it would just leave a fist sized hole that would make the god of Abraham feel emasculated.

    • @redman0324
      @redman0324 6 років тому +5

      I've never heard of a.45 going 2200fps

    • @DementedDoom
      @DementedDoom 6 років тому +11

      redman0324 a 2600 grain .45, going at more than twice the speed of a .45.
      It's more than the weight of 11 .45s, going more than twice the speed.
      Make there round in brass, or tungsten and I'm 95% it would have some severe armor penetration capabilities.
      It isn't that it's "armor penetrating" it's just that it won't be stopped.

  • @discodan3367
    @discodan3367 3 роки тому +583

    I just want to take a moment to appreciate how comedic the opening of this is. Ian is giving a stone cold opening with probably the most ridiculous rifle in the world all the while acting like it's just another Tuesday.
    Bravo, sir, bravo.

    • @marcusrauch4223
      @marcusrauch4223 2 роки тому +4

      Considering the guns he presented in the past, this might actually be just another Tuesday for him.

  • @phyrexiancoffee6324
    @phyrexiancoffee6324 6 років тому +227

    "The .950 JDJ, because when you're hunting satellites, only the beast will do."

    • @BLCKUTMarxman
      @BLCKUTMarxman 5 років тому +3

      If only XboxAhoy said it

    • @cerealata9035
      @cerealata9035 5 років тому +3

      @@BLCKUTMarxman
      I can totally hear him reciting that line.

  • @TheCowboyfromhell87
    @TheCowboyfromhell87 3 роки тому +71

    The type of "Rifle" that makes you flinch during dry fire.

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones Рік тому +3

      The firing pin dropping sounds like a Garand ping.

  • @hurricane567
    @hurricane567 6 років тому +184

    I shoot, my little sister hunts, mostly small game. Her opinion on the Fat Mac was, "Any animal that necessitates .950 JDJ probably won't fit in my freezer."

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 5 років тому +29

      Just means you need a bigger freezer!

    • @mariosebastiani3214
      @mariosebastiani3214 5 років тому +34

      After you shot it, it will fit any freezer. That is, what little remains of the game...

    • @combusted
      @combusted 5 років тому +9

      @@mariosebastiani3214 fancy some whale pate?

    • @dgafbrapman688
      @dgafbrapman688 5 років тому +3

      This round turns any animal into prepared ground meat on contact, youre good.

  • @kaminsod4077
    @kaminsod4077 6 років тому +620

    When you need to hit that 18 point buck from orbit.

    • @Judas1911WR1
      @Judas1911WR1 6 років тому +19

      clearly made for rocket-jumps to get higher cover...

    • @tdugong
      @tdugong 6 років тому +37

      When you're too lazy to mince the venison.

    • @JosephHarner
      @JosephHarner 6 років тому +12

      Fun fact, to hit a target with a gun from orbit, you would need to time it right and shoot backwards.
      Orbital velocity is 7.8 km/s. With a typical ~1km/s (5.56 rounded up as our reference) kick straight towards earth, you'd just be nudging the orbit from a nice neat circle into an oval shape. But shoot it backwards, and your round would no longer have enough sideways velocity to stay in orbit and would dive in towards the earth and hit somewhere on the far side of the planet from where you fired it.

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 6 років тому +1

      So this is the weapon you would pull that "mission status: Sick" comic off with...

    • @dan240393
      @dan240393 6 років тому +5

      When you need to put that 18 point buck in orbit.

  • @Flynn217something
    @Flynn217something 4 роки тому +481

    “I *Prefer* the weapon you only need to fire ONCE”

    • @jimmyfarley5581
      @jimmyfarley5581 3 роки тому +2

      Brilliant theory. What if you miss?

    • @OGSontar
      @OGSontar 3 роки тому +8

      @@jimmyfarley5581 Get 'em with the shockwave following right behind the cannonba...er...bullet.

    • @jimmyfarley5581
      @jimmyfarley5581 3 роки тому +2

      @@OGSontar yes that shockwave could have an impact on a human. On a 6 tonne bull elephant? The elephant wouldn't feel a thing.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 3 роки тому +1

      "The only person who could miss with this gun is the sucker with the bread to buy it."

    • @VenerhiaStellarvore
      @VenerhiaStellarvore 3 роки тому

      ​@@jimmyfarley5581 The shockwave is to scare the person/prey away.

  • @zomboynkush113
    @zomboynkush113 Рік тому +329

    I had to think this through because it posed an Interesting question: what is the provably WORST gun for home defense? A 22 single shot rifle is at least small and quick to point. A Barrett M82 is at least going to instantly stop whatever it hits. Even a good old fashioned muskat is going to do good damage and won't hurt your ears. No, I wanted to know what the undisputable wont home defense gun in the world is and I have found it.
    This is the 950 JDJ Fat Mae. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound sold brass bullet at 2200 FPS it in a non-NFA item anly because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales
    I would like to paint a picture for you. It's ZAM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic booting accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and
    figuratively
    Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a 950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door Your feet make a loud "thud" as you take each step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall
    You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall
    With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it tumed your $3000 Leopold into a kaleidoscope You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fee
    You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a cat, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again.
    It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator. You're crying now. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying
    harder

    • @Lichcrafter
      @Lichcrafter Рік тому

      You deserve a Pulitzer prize

    • @luizalex.7424
      @luizalex.7424 Рік тому +9

      Damn

    • @stevecrafter518
      @stevecrafter518 Рік тому +32

      It costs $5000 to fire this weapon for one second

    • @Svensk7119
      @Svensk7119 Рік тому +17

      That's a heck of a good story! Overkill for hunting blue whales! I am still laughing! There is only one word missing from your story, something that should be shouted by it.
      America!
      Wait! I found another thing that must be shouted!
      Bert Gummer!

    • @fishii8237
      @fishii8237 Рік тому +13

      this is a way better pasta than the musket one

  • @wolvie90
    @wolvie90 3 роки тому +192

    Missed the opportunity of a lifetime to name it "The Compensator".

  • @SangTheCryptek
    @SangTheCryptek 5 років тому +426

    "Some say the best weapon is the one you never need to fire. I respectfully disagree. I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire ONCE."

    • @masonsykes2240
      @masonsykes2240 5 років тому +35

      That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it... and it's worked out pretty well so far. Find an excuse to let one of these off the chain, and I personally guarantee you the bad guys won't even want to come out of their caves. For your consideration...The Fat Mac.

    • @ramjb
      @ramjb 5 років тому +16

      "....because when you fired it, it rip your arm and shoulder off your body and now you can't shoot anything at all"

    • @PhillyFail
      @PhillyFail 5 років тому +3

      Tony...........

    • @PhillyFail
      @PhillyFail 5 років тому +2

      @@masonsykes2240 Tony..........

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 4 роки тому +6

      becausethe 2nd round will cost you a major hit in your credit score

  • @Sabrowsky
    @Sabrowsky 6 років тому +1468

    BY THE EMPEROR THATS A RUDIMENTARY BOLTER

    • @malusignatius
      @malusignatius 5 років тому +132

      Funny you should say that, it looks like the rifles the Ratling snipers have, but more ridiculous (Which given we're talking about 40k, is saying something).

    • @lol23719
      @lol23719 5 років тому +9

      Literally the same thought I had!

    • @windwalker5765
      @windwalker5765 5 років тому +52

      Oi lads, dem Humeez are gettin reddy for WAAAAAAAAAAGH

    • @egirlSkeletor
      @egirlSkeletor 5 років тому +29

      Aren't hand bolters like .75?

    • @sbfcapnj
      @sbfcapnj 5 років тому +42

      UNHAND THE EMPEROR'S HOLY ARMAMENT, YOU HERETIC!

  • @vikkimcdonough6153
    @vikkimcdonough6153 2 роки тому +31

    When you have to neck _up_ an _autocannon_ cartridge case to get the cases for the ammo for a rifle... that is a REALLY FRELLING INSANE RIFLE.

  • @Ballacha
    @Ballacha 6 років тому +837

    in an alternate universe where they used this gun in Jurassic Park, the movie was 2 minutes long.

    • @eugeneoliveros5814
      @eugeneoliveros5814 5 років тому +34

      Discoloured Buttflaps Introducing the Raptor rifle, named because this gun is so powerful that it’ll scare the damn things with the sound alone, not that your intention was for it to get away anyway

    • @franciscomoutinho1
      @franciscomoutinho1 5 років тому +45

      After they shot it at the T-rex all the other dinosaurs noped the fuck out of there.

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 5 років тому +3

      Eugene Oliveros or because it ripped a F22 in half

    • @firebomb5510
      @firebomb5510 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lemax6865
      @lemax6865 5 років тому +9

      @@eugeneoliveros5814 False, the blast from the muzzle brake rips the surrounding raptors to shreds while the bullet takes out the T-Rex behind them.

  • @fingerfuckinsally
    @fingerfuckinsally 4 роки тому +340

    "WTF ARE YOU DOING! DONT SHOOT STEEL IN YOUR HOUSE!!!"
    "Dude that was a dry fire"

    • @1996smu
      @1996smu 3 роки тому +7

      Ting! 😂

  • @cugamer8862
    @cugamer8862 4 роки тому +929

    "So we made a recoilless rifle."
    "Ummm, I think you forgot the 'recoilless' part."

    • @rof2877
      @rof2877 4 роки тому +129

      can't feel the recoil if your arm gets torn off

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 3 роки тому +17

      This is a recoiless rifle with the muzzle break and other features. Now, imagine it being a recoilfull without those feature.

    • @j0ndav1s
      @j0ndav1s 3 роки тому +33

      @@WingMaster562 Recoilless rifles are like RPGs that shoot lead. A lot of the gas goes straight out the back. This is the opposite of a recoilless rifle.

    • @teaspoontonn5173
      @teaspoontonn5173 3 роки тому +1

      60lbs

    • @ElJulioso
      @ElJulioso 3 роки тому +16

      "It's a recoil-less rifle... it recoils less than a 155mm. howitzer."

  • @SanctuaryReintegrate
    @SanctuaryReintegrate 3 роки тому +17

    That firing pin was an absolute pleasure to listen too. Like ringing a bell. Absolute monster of a gun.

  • @thegoldencaulk2742
    @thegoldencaulk2742 6 років тому +1356

    I see JDJ was going for the "Scout rifle" aesthetic, but only slightly bigger

    • @frealms
      @frealms 6 років тому +170

      "Slightly"

    • @blackstone1a
      @blackstone1a 6 років тому +143

      "Scout Anti Tank Rifle"

    • @dualsportrider3221
      @dualsportrider3221 6 років тому +90

      That's so the scope doesn't core ur head like an apple

    • @janirossi9142
      @janirossi9142 6 років тому +17

      I was just about to write that you really want some eye relief with this thing.

    • @cdawson198600
      @cdawson198600 6 років тому +18

      TheGoldenCaulk it’s hulks scout rifle.

  • @imtheoperatorttv637
    @imtheoperatorttv637 4 роки тому +738

    The perfect home defense weapon. Why injure a target when you can just turn them into a fine red mist.

    • @ejmarkle60
      @ejmarkle60 3 роки тому +79

      I swear I don't know what that sound was officer. I just opened my front door and saw a huge red puddle on the ground

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 3 роки тому +39

      @@ejmarkle60 "No, I didn't hear a bomb go off, what are you talking about?"

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 роки тому +60

      If you miss, you can beat em to death... with the spent cartridge!

    • @gracefool
      @gracefool 3 роки тому +17

      Profile pic checks out

    • @markread2580
      @markread2580 3 роки тому +23

      Officer asks : Where's the burglar ? Me : What burglar ?

  • @BurtSampson
    @BurtSampson 6 років тому +367

    It's not fat, it's just cultivating mass.

    • @MadMetalShop
      @MadMetalShop 6 років тому +6

      Burt Sampson ha! Nice reference lol freaking mac 😂

    • @nonyabeezwacks6466
      @nonyabeezwacks6466 6 років тому +1

      what happens when its time to start harvesting?

  • @wadoo-it
    @wadoo-it 3 роки тому +13

    Perfect for home intrusion because it gets rid of two main problems. The problems being any wall in front of your barrel, and the intruder's soul.

    • @alistairjamesheaton9155
      @alistairjamesheaton9155 2 роки тому +2

      If you let this thing loose you don’t have a home intrude up at all so as well are you and your neighbours will probably not have a chance to sell your home and it’s time soon because you have a huge hole in it. I suspect you would need modern tank armour To be safe against that round.

  • @washboardman7435
    @washboardman7435 4 роки тому +461

    "Dude, the evil corporation released their genetically-engineered super-soldier to assassinate us."
    "Aight, I'll get the Fat Mac."
    "That's just cruel to the super-soldier."

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 3 роки тому +26

      super soldier: *PLEASE I BEG OF YOU*
      (fires)
      jimmy the next day: nice new red paint
      john: paint?

    • @Barret2002
      @Barret2002 3 роки тому +8

      The dang terminator would piss himself over this thing

    • @terminator3000
      @terminator3000 2 роки тому +4

      Actually, this is something i would expect to be carried by a genetically engineered supersoldier.

    • @basabromander2778
      @basabromander2778 2 роки тому +3

      @@terminator3000 *astartes noises*

    • @alistairjamesheaton9155
      @alistairjamesheaton9155 2 роки тому +1

      @@Barret2002 The recoil would probably damage his superstructure or in the case of a liquid ones would simply go through his body and end up on the floor a few feet away.

  • @ryanm.191
    @ryanm.191 4 роки тому +601

    “I’m gonna kill Everest”
    “Oh are you gonna climb Everest?”
    “No ‘kill’”

    • @eac1235
      @eac1235 3 роки тому +3

      Remember that the mountain always wins.

    • @dcelement3959
      @dcelement3959 3 роки тому +22

      @@eac1235 With enough gun, the gun always wins.

    • @g-low6365
      @g-low6365 3 роки тому +1

      only 221 likes?

  • @fien111
    @fien111 6 років тому +817

    For when you have to take down a rampaging Rhino.
    No, not the animal, the armored car

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm 3 роки тому +18

    Every weapon had a single shot ancestor at first....
    This is the Boltgun's ancestor.

  • @alpharhythm7861
    @alpharhythm7861 5 років тому +349

    I feel bad for the guy who had to sight that scope in

    • @AM-dc7pv
      @AM-dc7pv 4 роки тому +31

      ...That's probably just for ranging. You can probably see this thing chuck lead downrange...towards a T-rex.

    • @jabloko992
      @jabloko992 4 роки тому +2

      I don't. If it's that bad to do I would be glad to apply.

    • @jabloko992
      @jabloko992 4 роки тому +11

      @@AM-dc7pv DOVAKHIIN, DOVAKHIIN, WITH A BIG ASS CANNON...dada dada daradadada

    • @forcesightknight
      @forcesightknight 4 роки тому +3

      I'm guessing almost any pen laser could be used to get you very close to center.

    • @jesusoftheapes
      @jesusoftheapes 4 роки тому

      imagine finding a boresighter for that thing !

  • @MuShinnen
    @MuShinnen 6 років тому +118

    Ah the good old anti-planet rifle. I wonder if my local Target carries these.

  • @genwt3916
    @genwt3916 5 років тому +790

    For when you need to deal with a home invader. Who's wearing plate armor. And hiding in a bank vault. In your neighbor's house.

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 5 років тому +26

      So jam the bank vault door closed with the rifle and wait for the invader to asphyxiate?

    • @firebomb5510
      @firebomb5510 5 років тому

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @syafiqaiman3548
      @syafiqaiman3548 5 років тому +5

      Why does your neighbour even have a bank vault in the first place ???

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 5 років тому +7

      @@syafiqaiman3548 the neighbors must be the Rich family, Ritchie Rich musta sealed the perp inside the vault...

    • @deathdragon2283
      @deathdragon2283 4 роки тому +5

      And you’re in the next town over

  • @257796
    @257796 Рік тому +4

    Very sporty, ill give them that. Looks sporty. Sporty amount of kinetic energy. Sporty cartridge. Weighs enough for sports. Good enough to conquer neighboring sports. I think that was a good designation

  • @hashslingingslasher1233
    @hashslingingslasher1233 6 років тому +588

    I just want to know how the guy who made this explained to the ATF of its “sporting purpose” lol. “Do you guys know of the blue whale? Yeah...this can cleanly kill 3 of those.”

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 5 років тому +56

      Sporting it is because you need to be a real athlete to hit a target with These.
      Biathlon: 100m carrying this gun, shoot one shot, repeat 10 times.

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 5 років тому +8

      chuck norris did the Ironman carrying one of these.

    • @experiment506
      @experiment506 5 років тому +1

      Closing arguement, 💵💵💵

    • @rblock707
      @rblock707 5 років тому +12

      Why dinosaurs are now extinct.

    • @andrewkiefer1267
      @andrewkiefer1267 5 років тому +37

      I would pay good money to see the Correspondence with the ATF where he convince them this was a sporting rifle

  • @dragonhealer7588
    @dragonhealer7588 4 роки тому +190

    Legitimate sporting exemption
    "You see, this firearm/cartridge combination is for the sport of filming people crazy enough to shoot such a thing, and posting the videos on social media"
    ATF seems legit.

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 3 роки тому +10

      Be vewy, vewy quiet. We awe hunting cowllarbones!

  • @UnasGamingChannel
    @UnasGamingChannel 4 роки тому +705

    ATF: what are you hunting?
    Me: pigeons and rats
    ATF: approved

    • @geojorge7602
      @geojorge7602 4 роки тому +15

      There is no overkill, if there's nothing left to show it

    • @tacticalmarsupial6201
      @tacticalmarsupial6201 4 роки тому +7

      Overkill is underrated

    • @TruthNerds
      @TruthNerds 4 роки тому +7

      "Rats??"
      "Genetically modified radioactive giant rats from outer space."
      "Oh, ok, sounds legit."

    • @blackmr9164
      @blackmr9164 4 роки тому +9

      ATF: What kind of rat are you hunting?
      Me: You know, something like Landkreuzer P1000 Ratte, no big deal.
      ATF: Approved.

    • @RomiWadaKatsu
      @RomiWadaKatsu 3 роки тому +1

      All of them, in one shot

  • @darrylpioch2055
    @darrylpioch2055 Рік тому +5

    Scott on Kentucky Ballistics is probably watching this video, with great disappointment that he missed the auction.
    And you know he’d totally stand there and shoulder fire it 😁

  • @ningen1980
    @ningen1980 5 років тому +116

    That bolt design is great. If that cartridge were to backfire, you're holding a shoulder mounted grenade.

  • @thatguybrody4819
    @thatguybrody4819 5 років тому +336

    So what are you hunting?
    Yes.

    • @austinerickson4512
      @austinerickson4512 4 роки тому +4

      It’s. It about what your huntin it’s about where your hunting. The woods of Wisconsin, the Great Plains of Wyoming, Normandy on June 5th 1944

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 4 роки тому +5

      @@austinerickson4512 SHHH! be vewy quiet. i'm hunting StuG tanks.

    • @furchant-os5232
      @furchant-os5232 4 роки тому +2

      Ships

    • @austinerickson4512
      @austinerickson4512 4 роки тому +4

      Furchant ::-OS who said low flying aircraft isn’t valuable prey

    • @judgeroygreen7046
      @judgeroygreen7046 4 роки тому +3

      Whales or the occasional Loch Ness Monster. A bit too much club for the course on Great White Sharks, but maybe The Meg.

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 5 років тому +273

    I'll have 2 Fat Macs and a Double Deuce deluxe with extra cheese, large fries and a Coke

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 5 років тому +22

      so two .950s, a single .50cal with all the fancy features, heavy duty cloth gun cases, a large crate of ammo, and a can of gun oil... Did I get that right sir?

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 4 роки тому +4

      @@Feiora no a Double Deuce as in a 2-Bore Double Rifle, with extra cheese loaded into the breeches

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 4 роки тому

      @Adriel R Mmm delicious

  • @patrickgjorven7832
    @patrickgjorven7832 2 роки тому +7

    "It's a single shot rifle."
    Oh good, it's only going to ruin my shoulder once.

  • @AmronFortis
    @AmronFortis 6 років тому +105

    0:39
    *Sets down the .950 cartridge*
    *THUD*

    • @dcorica79
      @dcorica79 4 роки тому +2

      Made me deaf from the bass in my headphones because of that THUD...

  • @Wafflepudding
    @Wafflepudding 5 років тому +663

    Perfect for home defense.
    Against T-800 terminators.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 5 років тому +31

      Against Space Marine Terminators*

    • @CThyran
      @CThyran 5 років тому +12

      @theBadBrad Then even after the shot missed it shot off a 2x4 rendering the thief either injured or an ex-person.

    • @carl_joe_77
      @carl_joe_77 4 роки тому +7

      @theBadBrad the theif would probably be blowm bacl onto the ground from the muzzle blast

    • @THERICHYGREEN
      @THERICHYGREEN 4 роки тому +20

      Perfect for defending against homes, you mean

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 4 роки тому +2

      @theBadBrad yea but the USGA will send someone around to see the epicenter of that earthquake

  • @metamorphicorder
    @metamorphicorder 6 років тому +222

    Was reading on this and apparently, the recoil energy at the stock is equivalent to the impact of a .357 magnum. So shooting this is kinda like being shot while wearing a level 3a vest.

    • @ryansabin9098
      @ryansabin9098 5 років тому +37

      @@LockenJohny101 not quite locked Johnny, a 30 lbs gun being pushed back won't have the same energy going back as a comparatively lighter bullet being propelled through a tube.

    • @Oddball1991
      @Oddball1991 5 років тому +28

      @@ryansabin9098 Correct. The recoil momentum is the same as the momentum of the bullet, but the bullet has far more energy.

    • @bjmaguire6269
      @bjmaguire6269 5 років тому +7

      @@LockenJohny101 - I think you mean to say that the difference is the energy required to overcome the relative inertia of both masses, with equal overall energy going in both directions. So (recoil energy = 'potential energy' divided by the mass of the firing platform) = (muzzle energy = 'potential energy' divided by the mass of the projectile).

    • @CC-mm3bl
      @CC-mm3bl 4 роки тому

      @@ryansabin9098 Actually metamorphicorder is spot on, with a 110 pound rifle, the 950 JDJ has over 200 foot pounds of recoil energy. A lighter rifle, like this one, would have significantly more recoil energy. So the actual kinetic energy of the rifle itself is the same as your average 9mm or 45 acp, at the very least. Definitely don't ever want to shoot it. I don't like surprises.

    • @CC-mm3bl
      @CC-mm3bl 4 роки тому +3

      You are absolutely correct. However, the rifle weighs far more than a bullet. The massive rifle and the average size man are about the same mass, so when the rifle impacts one's body, the velocity of both the person's body and rifle will slow down to one half. This is due to the law of conservation of momentum. Half of the kinetic energy lost during the 'collision' with one's shoulder results in that energy turning into impulse into the shoulder, doing actual damage, and the rest of the recoil energy goes into accelerating one's body. Still though, half of that recoil energy would really hurt, to say the least. Now if that person was say, much heavier than the rifle itself, around 300 pounds, then they would absorb the full impulse of that kinetic energy. So a 140 pound man would be much better off shooting it than a 300 pound man, but this ignores stronger bone structure in the bigger guy. It's very similar to the difference of being hit by a semi truck going only 3mph and being a massive 30 ft giant getting hit by the same truck going the same speed. The giant person is going to get hurt far worse, whereas the light person just goes with the flow. This is the best way I can explain it. The concept also applies to the 'light vs fast' bullet theologies.

  • @andypozuelos1204
    @andypozuelos1204 2 роки тому +7

    Idk what's more impressive.
    The guns dimensions
    Or
    The guy who was able to convince people this was a sporting gun.

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 5 років тому +350

    For when you need to hunt a Super Mutant Behemoth and the 10 or so behind him

    • @kingfisher197
      @kingfisher197 5 років тому +20

      and the prywen

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 5 років тому +12

      and the cazador

    • @selvbilde253
      @selvbilde253 5 років тому +10

      Smith Wesson
      And some deathclaws. All in a row.

    • @murraytc4641
      @murraytc4641 4 роки тому +1

      I’ll need that when hunting Bigfoot

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 роки тому +6

      The hard part is walking all the way to said Behemoth because the rifle alone leaves you encumbered.

  • @RAYTHEONGAMING
    @RAYTHEONGAMING 5 років тому +136

    *Fun fact about this rifle it exerts as much energy on impact as getting struck by a small car traveling 30mph.*
    This isn't a joke... Statistically correct

  • @zachaliles
    @zachaliles 6 років тому +136

    You could probably fit the .577 snyder through the holes in the side of the muzzle brake.

  • @BuddWolf
    @BuddWolf 3 роки тому +24

    I own a few J.D. Jones’s cartridge barrels for my TC Contender (.375 JDJ, 6JDJ) Including an SSK .300 Whisper, more commonly called the .300 AAC Blackout, .300 Fireball or .300-221. I started reloading these back in the early 1990’s. They are some of the most accurate calibers I’ve ever shot. Thank you for the great video post. Best of luck 🍀