Trump Really Thinks He Can Stay in the White House
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- Опубліковано 16 гру 2020
- The Northeast got hit by a huge snowstorm, Vice President Mike Pence plans to get the vaccine on television, Trump is floating the idea of refusing to leave office, the Mayor of Atlantic City is auctioning off a chance to blow up one of Trump’s former casinos, a list of COVID-themed baby names that will never see the light of day, a special gift from Jimmy & Guillermo, a holiday themed edition of Masking Questions, and Jimmy interviews 9-year-old Daniel & his mom Danielle from Brooklyn after seeing a very funny video of him cursing about the F**king lockdown.
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That kid was straight outta Brooklyn
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OMG! I LOVE THIS KID! DANIEL YOU ARE AWESOME!!
Now Daniel is a genuine 100% pure New Yorker.
New Yawker
The f@#% you say! Lol!
⚠️ Advice to the mayor of Atlantic City: don't donate the auction money to charities. Evenly disperse it between the hard workers who were stiffed by him when building the casino. Especially the ones who lost their homes in the process.
That is such a good idea. Tell the mayor. Maybe do part to charity and part to the contractors, since he already announced the donation. This will gather more publicity and the truth will become clearer to those with their heads in the sand.
Awesome idea
It’s just made my day that Pence’s wife is a *literal* Karen.
I don’t understand how no one talks about that. Probably too on the nose.
@You Tube - hmm.. Russian Troll...
Yeah, but predictable.
@You Tube Trump wants to "date" his daughter.
@Abigail Slaughter if he can handle you being a clown I think he’s fine
Daniel understands the meaning of "lockdown" and his advise "to wear a f'n mask" if your stepping out the house. 🤣🤣🤣
(Advice) 😊✌🦋
You’re*
As in: you’re welcome
Advice*
But hey, that’s just my advice.
That kid is precious! LOL
I have a feeling that Santa Claus (who may look just like Jimmy) is going to give Daniel that new Xbox...maybe. 😉
Daniel is a natural, charismatic, and so cute. He should do some segments on the show here and there. I wonder if he will get a punching bag for Christmas lol
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Jimmy needs to step up for that kid!
Daniel - I want a punching bag
Trump - I'm free for a job interview
@@guyjcollins
DANIEL:
"PERFECT!
YOU'RE HIRED!"
So mobster what you want for Christmas ? money and punching bag
This kid, Danny, he’s got a better grasp of the seriousness of Covid19 than most ‘adults’. Love him!!!
He sounds like a 50-year-old man trapped inside a kid.
@@attitudeproblem6462 you couldn't have picked a better name.some have morals and some will never be able to handle truth.i will always tell it like it is .You're reality and mine are total opposite.But its still hard to grasp how anyone with any kind of decency would vote for these clowns.
@Joe Baker actually they are now the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) because they lost the WWF name to the WWF (World Wildlife Foundation) in a law suit. Not sure what this has to do with this video but hey, the more you know.
If the "pandemic" is so bad, why do you find "toxic masks" littering the streets? Why do you NOT find homeless dropping dead left and right? Why do you not find very many cases of "flu"? Why do the packages of masks specifically state that they do not protect against covid? Trump 2020 baby, wait and see.
@@bryanlasala863 wrestling isn’t real!? But then why are we going into a NWO? New World Order 🤘🏽
"...he doesn't talk like that on a regular basis..."
And I'm like ...uhuh...
That kid charges his parents protection money
He was _born_ a Made Man
That kid could be Fauci's anger translator, he'd be perfect!
Oh, YES!
Luther's little buddy
😂😂😂
Why is this lowlife Kimmel ,calling trump squatter he doesn't need to leave until January.
I would so pay to see this. Fundraising idea??
Daniel's really special, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Daniel calls 'em as he sees 'em; he might even convince some people to put on an "F...'n" mask when they out in public.
He’s so special, get that kid a helmet! Lol
Kid’s a natural.
Someone pick him up and get him into acting.
Wouldn’t be surprised to see him in something years later.
Nah. He wants to go into IT.
He'll probably be getting offers right now.
Is TRUMP GOING TO USE CHINA HACKING AS AN EXCUSE TO DECLARE MARTIAL LAW, and then INITIATE A COUP-DETAT? Sounds insane but I wouldn't put it past a man who obviously doesn't believe in democracy.
@@lanitagrice7644 He's motivated by money. One good commercial or bit spot in a movie and he's hooked.
maybe a tech youtuber
Love the fact the boy sees everything he has is good and anything more he gets is gravy.
Daniel's rant should be a PSA played in all 50 states around the clock.
Agreed!
Uncensored.
He is from Brooklyn what do you expect? I walked down the side walk there and looked down at a stray cat. It said, "WTF you looking at I'm trying to live here". ; )
Definitely! That kid's epic rant could save lives!
@@ragingmonk6080 😂😂😂🐱
That kid has more sense than most adults.
Adults arent that smart 🤣
"Trump supporters"
I love that kid. He sounds a little bit like a little Jimmy
The first impression I got is he's probably parroting someone...a neighbor, a relative. Maybe got scolded himself at some point.
(watches rest of video to be proven wrong)
Nah he's just brainwashed. I got covid and so did my sister and we recovered in less than a week. It's hyped and used for political gain. But hey if your worried about death in the last 90 days more teenage kids in california have committed suicide than deaths from covid. But I see your priorities
Jimmy: "Joe Pesci is a very funny guy"
Joe Pesci: "Funny?... What do you mean funny? I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?"
He actually sounds a lot like Michael Rapaport
Brilliant.
@@GodWeenSatan I thought that too
Your here to amuse me
This is the type of comment I was looking for. If no one did it, I was going to 😂
“The kid is from Brooklyn, which is a shocker” LMAOOO
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How sweet
I was expecting long Island tbh. I honestly thought the Brooklyn accent was only used by old people now since the suburb is now a major hub n no longer a cultural enclave
Yeah. I used to live in Brooklyn & even the kids have potty mouths... But I've been back in the South for 20 years...
Three cheers for Brooklyn.
Daniel looks and sounds like a young Robert De Niro.
K I’m dead 💀
True
Yah he'd be a great actor
Daniel is a funny guy!
@@kennethbredow3098
And those eyes!!!
Omg that kid is priceless...
When I'm frustrated I say, "F**k a duck." My 9 year-old asked, "What do you have against ducks mom?"
Oh sweet, not alone on that particular swear
I used to say the same and my daughter said she never wants me to say that again about the ducks then I got to thinking about how it sounded yuck no more ducks just plain ole u
Or alternatively, what do you find so appealing about ducks?
@@BrendanBeckett whats not to find appealing
So you swear like that in front of your own child?
Daniel: *swears and talks about making lots of money*
Me: Oh yeah, that kid is from Brooklyn alright!
And then asks santa for a punching bag
LOL I remember when he had called the whitehouse a dump, and was missing his gold plated bathroom fixtures and wallpaper
@darknightoftroy I am sure Papa Putin will take him back
@darknightoftroy one of the Dakotas will take him.
Yeah, gold plated fixtures and doors are very popular in RUSSIA!
I can only imagine what he'll say when his new digs are a "lovely", monochromatic steel gray and concrete type of situation. He'll know what a dump is soon enough! 😁
Same.
That kid at the end is living proof that the soul of NYC is alive, well, and has a future.
Except from the Xbox.
That kid was straight outta Brooklyn
Dont wirry we nyers git a belated xmas gift for trump
I fuckin' love NY. If any of the Trumps turn up I hope you tar and feather them. I'm from Wales.
That f**kin kid, tho 😜😂😂😂😂
That little boy said it best tho even tho he was cussing he made a great point, man he touch my heart 🤭😷💯
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Mama got emotional because the kid said he has everything he needs :)
Yes, that really says something great about how he is being raised. Also, the fact that he obviously is not in fear of his parents. Ultimately, they will have a great relationship and that child will truly succeed.
Daniel is a really good kid!
When baby's born in 2020 hit their teens, they should be called quaranteenies.
Good one!😂😂☺
@@nancymorrison9978 no it was actually stupid
@@humpythehippo1240 calm down Karen
@@EdgarHernandez-xj5mx Ok boomer
@@humpythehippo1240 ooh angry much? 😂
That dad with two kids is every working dad this year: want time off
Daniel has restored my faith in the future of our country.
I know he's misbehaving, but I friggin' LOVE this kid!
So do I
Me too!!!
He isn't even annoying like some kids would be if given this much attention for doing something bad!
He’s misbehaving for swearing? They’re just words.
@@wackybrattyx If you could talk like this around your parents and get way with it, then I guess it wouldn't be misbehaving to you...
The "kid" is out of control.
That youngster's going to be a Godfather when he's older.
Or a screenwriter
He's absolutely gorgeous! Trump needs a straight talker like him to explain to him what's what.
@@nevermindthe
Isn't he though?
Those eyes!!!🤩🤩🤩
What a sweety!
That Brooklyn accent is just priceless! It makes the kid sound like he already knows everything.
@@nevermindthe tkiru
more like a nightmare for his teachers for years to come before he ends up in jail. unreal.
The opposite voices bit had me laughing so hard lol
When that kid said"Gabagool" that made my day! Lmfao!
Lol right! “You command, I obey” maybe one day he’ll grow a brain of his own
That kid, Daniel, was absolute life! He was the one thing I didn't know I needed but needed I did indeeeeed!! Thank you, Daniel, for paying the f*k attention and getting it really f*king right! Good luck in the tech industry. You certainly have the chutzpah, and the heart, to do just abt anything!! Merry Christmas!🎅🎄💛💖✌
He made my day as well!
Damn! that kid set it straight "you gotta wear a f*****g mask"
His mother's face when he started saying it again was priceless! Right after she told Jimmy that he doesn't usually speak that way.
The kid didn't disappoint.
@@halibaitor definitely
Oh yes, pro mask Karen.
We haven't even shut down out here yet 🤣🤣
9:49 You made my day Daniel, Thank You "The Lock Down Baby THE F* LOCK DOWN" .....LOL
When an 8-year-old is smarter than a lot of people in government right now.
"America's first KAREN, SO IT SHOULD BE GOOD FOR THE REST OF THEM" HAHAHAHAH
I am 25 years old, but i wish that i have the spirit of little daniel.
Jimmy is so cool! Jimmy RULES! Daniel was a great guest as well as his mom.
Yeah...right !
*Jimbo:*
"I hope santa hasnt heard that language youve been using..."
*Kid:*
**Nervous laughter**
I am most likely in the minority, but the words out of that child's mouth makes me quite sad.
what a wholesome post by....*double checks*....Satan. \oo/
LET HILLARY PUSH THE BUTTON JIMMY PLEASE!!! ICONIC
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THERE
IS
NO
GOD.
@@prophettbjoshua4746 you are not prophet joshua but a scammer
@@abelis644 Someone created this universe...Who, if not God?
@@anthlons that's not an answer.
No sane individual or business-person should ever be willing to do business with this giant toddler when he is forced to abandon his favourite toy, the WH. Making him poor would be the greatest punishment for him.
Truth
Prison is an even better and just punishment
I'm sure there are plenty of criminals that are looking for pardons that he hopes will do future business with him as long as he "helps them out"...rumor is that's why the Texas AG filed the bogus election suit with the supreme court just to stroke Trump's ego.
Just ignoring him after he leaves would pummel him .The major press outlets that trump has been disrespecting for four years need to give him zero press after jan 20 and i mean zero no matter what he does .He will freak i have experience with people like him,you want to bury him completely ignore him.The key is the major networks need to huddle up and get this done.
@@thomas6069 Yes, ignoring him is the best thing to do, because his ego feeds on attention.
Jimmy changed this kid’s life! Be blessed Jimmy!
You did a really great job. You were able to keep the morale Hugh and make us all laugh. Thanks Jimmy. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
Daniel is actually a good kid....potty mouth, but I can tell he's a good kid!
Inappropriate language, not funny.
Tom Cruise should recruit this kid as his on-set COVID police!
Lol
Ba dum tis. 👍
😂👌👏👏
Lol great comment
Daniel smart kid and says it like it is , lol , hilarious !!
I’m so glad I get my news from late night TV shows. Jimmy tells me everything I need to know about what’s happening in the world. Now if I can get my mom to bring me some cookies to my basement bedroom, I could really have it made.
We should definitely chip in so Hilary can push the button! Schadenfreudelicious
Can't live in the White House.
Can't live at Mar-a-Lago.
Maybe there is a prison where Donnie can live out the rest of his days...
I think Gitmo is still open, right?
One can only hope.
He can’t, Biden has to pardon him.
@@Fleeb-pb7zo why please?
I call first dibs on him and Giuliani sharing a cell! :-)
That kid lifted my heart.
JimMy on top of his game here. Not easy to keep ur finger on the pulse, but somehow the man does it. His 80 hour weeks are legemdary. He outworks his competition. That's why he's at the top. Keep ur family together bro. ty.
"wear a F**** mask!" That kid is AWESOME!
Kid knows nothing, Adults are even more stupid Left Idiots
@@eranadavis1440 sending prayers to everyone you claim to care about.
@@eranadavis1440 free yourself ❤️❤️
@This Machine Kills Fascist ...and your comment relates to this one, how.?
Why the recove y rate is above 99 percent. I got it and was over it in 3 days. More black babies have been aborted compared to the total count of covid deaths in all races in America. But no one says anything about that. Weird Right
This kid is like a young Tom Cruise! "Stay the f*ck home!" Be safe everybody
Lmao right
LOL
For God's sake, stay home. There's only a 99% chance that you'll live through covid.
Stay hidden under your bed with mask on like a moronic fool
I love all the “truth is comin” people
Like it’s been a month, when’s it coming
That's what I say to Christians.
@@y2kblackout of course you do.
'Wait till....dun dun duhhhhnnnn......Trump's election fraud investigations' (wrapped up quietly, concluded there was no fraud)
'Wait till.....the IG report comes out' (concluded that there was nothing to prosecute)
'Wait till.....Barr's report!' (he delayed and then.......didn't have any big truths to reveal'
'Wait till.....the 'great unmasking' '
(another damp squib)
'Wait till.......'
Thank you Jimmy, and Guillermo...for all you do.
*_”You gotta wear a f*cking mask.”_*
Kids right so cute love it
Should be on billboards
Put him in the Tom Cruise movie set.😎 😷
I laughed so hard!
@@prime2955 😷😷😷ok kid! Im wearing it. Lol
That kid was the perfect ending to the year!
Holy Hannah what with the kid and the swearing. I feel bad for laughing so hard.
This show was gold from start to finish.
I love that jimmy isn't afraid to speak his mind
even if what he says is propoganda, carson would never stoop that low
You mean his writers tiny minds.
So Daniel is Fauci’s inner monologue.😂😂😂
Thanks jimmy for everything u do, put the truth out there... and i hope everything is going good with ur family. Much love
That kid is a legend. Best Covid rant I've heard thus far, and the fact that a kid has such a grasp on the reality and severity of all this is insane.
"Hotel...Motel....Holliday Inn....don't care where you're going but you can't stay here!"
This kid is smarter than half of the adult population
The kid at the end is smarter than Trump's sycophants, probably smarter than all of them together.
Crowley, your ranting nonsense like Aleister must run in the family.
@@Flaxdosh says the Bigger Troll
That kid at the end, I get him. He could be my spirit kid. Like a spirit animal, but a little human.
MERCH IDEA: "Wear a f#%$!&g mask" tshirts with the kids face on em!
Of course kid is from NY Brooklyn 😂
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The number one show to get us through trump and his madness!!! 🤪 Thank You Jimmy ❣️
WOW what charisma that lil dude has! Love the mom! He's got some charm and confidence that's going to go a long way!
Out of the mouths of babes, when our kids understand better than the adults
@Michael Armstrong You're an orange man bad npc. Oh sorry that's dehumanizing. You probably flip when trump talks bad like that about illegal immigrant murderers and child rapists too.
Kids usually tell the truth. It's when they get older and become adults that they learn how to lie and betray everyone including themselves. Happy holidays!
@Steven Majercak you're
Who's the smart one? Not you
@Steven Majercak good for you
I could care less
@Steven Majercak you too 😉
STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM! There is a 0% chance that he will go away if he is still on every channel. If people stop talking about him, at least we have a chance.
I'm with you but it's never going to happen. People want to see the trainwreck = ratings.
Once Trump leaves office, Jimmy Kimmel might actually be funny again
"actually"
it’s impossible they whole career is hating trump
@@Mr2o6exy WTF does "they whole career" mean?
Great monologue.....I needed the laughs today, Thanks!
I love Daniel hahahahaha amazing.
Daniel is so cool. Truth and common sense come from the mouths of babes. Priceless.
That is an entire mood 😂 I want to adopt this kid
He said a bottle of Clorox and a heat lamp
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@@prophettbjoshua4746
You're annoying, go away.
The mom started crying when the kid said he had everything he wanted and that hit 😭
That little boy is thinking about getting his own money ..
God bless that Daniel kid 🖤🖤 he's awesome 😍 and God bless his family
Trump has never had as much as 50% support of the American people!
But it's still hardcore 30% and maybe another 15% and that's bad enough.
And NEVER ONCE had an approval rating above 50%. EVER.
@@seanjis007 lol
Don’t believe the media? Who should we believe then?
The republican senate
The republican AG
The electoral college
They all said Biden won and will be President
He got less than 50%of people who voted that is not 50%of all the USA population.
@@seanjis007 Take your meds and see the doctor.
*Daniel needs to be the kid in charge of getting the trumps out of the WH on moving day!*
Gidda''fug oudd. Go'wann...giddufugg OUDDA HEAAH!!
LMBO
Daniel needs to go around LA County, CA, where Hollywood is situated, and tell its residents that they're the worst county in CA, that its 100% all their own fault, not Trumps, that they have zero ICU beds left anywhere.
I would pay real money to see this kid in a debate with Trump. 😂🤣😆
Vice Poodle, First Karen! Hysterical. I choked on my coffee! Thanks for the morning laughs. Sorely needed.
You know it’s bad when even Daddy Vlady doesn’t want you.
Just lure him out with a McDonald's happy meal then change the locks
Do it while he's golfing and televise the look on his face
Call me petty, but I really do enjoy how everyone, and especially Jimmy, is just homing in on Donald rn and being extra snide lol.
BS, Hillary! No such thing as prez elect in the constitution or any bill.
Let it rain fire on Dems in the halls of justice. Arrest the Clintons, Bidens, Pelosi, Soroses, Big Tech, Media...all involved and invoke Martial Law say the 80plus million that voted for President Trump! YOU work for the American people...NOT the other way around. Those of you the work for Soros, Hillary, CCP...even God cant help you now. You slept with the devil! To hell with you all. Biden will NEVER be our president!
@@jal8362 The whole world laughs at Donald, why can't you, friendo?
Hoping he refuses to exit WH they will get a good fit on the handcuffs for NY
I want him to be carried out like one of those kids in a store who refuses to move. Lol
I would personally give away all my money to see Trump throwing a tantrum while being dragged out of the White House.
Time is not moving fast enough.
Trump's Not Welcome in Russia, Oh, Darn!
How about china ? He's a tax payer already in that country.
He outlived his usefulness.
This is the way.
Can you imagine him trying to make lunch date with Snowden?
"Ed -Edward it would be tremendous to meet you for lunch!"
Kasachstan?
No Russia, no New York, no Florida.... maybe in Jail
That kid made my day !!! LOL
Jimmy you made me 😭....hahahah....HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND THE BEST FOR 2021
That kid is a legend.
gross to have foul mouth like that as a kid slimy what's right is wrong and wrong is right i guess
yup, best message for trumpers
"You ain't gotta go home but you can't stay here " I was literally thinking that as he said it!😂😂
That kid was The Best! I hope his message goes viral!
The masking Questions bit! One of the funniest things I've ever seen! Beautiful. We really needed that. Thanks!
Legend!!!! 😂, Jimmy is at his best today
When a child understands safety precautions better than our “dear leader”...
Trump understands them too. He just values getting ahead politically more than saving lives or the economy. New documents have revealed that the WH was pursuing a herd immunity strategy by trying to infect as many people as possible. WH press secretary Kayleigh lied multiple times about this. It explains all the disinformation about COVID and why it wasn’t taken seriously.
@@MoKingson I totally believe it. It explains so much. He is an evil man.
@Steven Majercak Nice two day old account. Also you can’t just go get a covid vaccine. It’s in the early stages and very limited. You can continue to be a plague rat I suppose.
@Steven Majercak Yeah when it is my turn. So far I've been protecting people like you as well by practicing Covid-19 safety guidelines.
@Gregory Sullivan All the proof that they didn’t provide in court? Biden is going to be President because that’s who the electors have chosen. You can only elect a president with alternative electors in an alternative reality. We’ll be waiting for you back in reality when you decide to come back.
That was classy of you Kimmel. Thanks!
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
The kid Daniel's got a bright future in waste management.
Varsity athlete, not so much.
Yeah. "Waste Management."