Clarke and Dawe - Does Australia Need a Government?

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  • @steft7903
    @steft7903 3 роки тому +304

    "We have a Government here."
    "Yes...I'm aware of the Australian situation."
    LOL

  • @brookesef
    @brookesef 8 років тому +918

    "He was elected was he?"
    "Yes"
    "Good heavens"
    lol

    • @sysys1
      @sysys1 6 років тому +5

      I could've sworn he said "kill him". hahah

    • @painfull73
      @painfull73 5 років тому

      @William Kennedy Why 'was'?

    • @scottymeffz5025
      @scottymeffz5025 3 роки тому +5

      Worst PM ever

    • @1969cmp
      @1969cmp 3 роки тому +3

      @@scottymeffz5025 .....hmm....in the running as the worst. There are a few candidates- Lib or ALP.
      The nominees are.....
      Whitlam
      Fraser
      Rudd
      Abbott
      Turnbull
      ......And the winner, or rather, the looser is......depends on one political bias. 😁

    • @scottymeffz5025
      @scottymeffz5025 3 роки тому +5

      @@1969cmp Rudd doesn't belong in that group but you're entitled to whichever opinion you like

  • @rrrandommman
    @rrrandommman 9 років тому +180

    Beautifully on the weekends.

  • @richo61
    @richo61 9 років тому +178

    So good in so many ways.
    What made me Laugh Out Loud:
    "Do you have an opposition?"
    "No."
    ....

  • @HartyBiker
    @HartyBiker 3 роки тому +591

    Until Abbot was mentioned I genuinely had no idea which government this was that they were talking about. Then I realised that this skit could be completely unchanged aside from the PM in question and it'd be just as accurate.

    • @icmull
      @icmull 3 роки тому +9

      Yes because governments are always useless. Alp lnp greens dnc gop tories, labour they are all useless. The only good thing about Abbott is if he got his way the government woukd be so small we wouldnt have needed him, Turnbull or ScoMo or any of the losers the ALP puts forward.

    • @3xxiled
      @3xxiled 3 роки тому +1

      no shit wtf that's freaky

    • @jama211
      @jama211 3 роки тому +4

      @@icmull alright now some are more useless than others.

    • @howler6490
      @howler6490 3 роки тому +2

      And country...pretty universal actually...sad but true

    • @jenorite80
      @jenorite80 3 роки тому +10

      Yes. When they said they make plenty of announcements but don't do anything I thought...has John Clarke posthumously recorded this about the Smug Scotty Government?! Then they mentioned Abbott and I remembered that his Government didn't do anything either. 8 years of inaction on anything meaningful and billions of tax-payer funds handed to wealthy donors - while real wages still go backwards, cost of living and power still climbs, house prices are out of reach and the climate is on it's last legs. What a great future awaits, hooray!

  • @quixotic4233
    @quixotic4233 3 роки тому +190

    "Do you have a treasurer?"
    "Yes, but if anyone thought that he was running the economy there would be widespread panic in the streets."
    This was so well done and works timelessly, seamlessly, and globally.

    • @jamesrowlands8971
      @jamesrowlands8971 11 місяців тому

      Why the fuck do you have the flag of a white supremacist project as your avatar?

  • @macguru9999
    @macguru9999 3 роки тому +146

    This sketch has a certain timelessness that transcends party politics :)

  • @Uthappam
    @Uthappam 3 роки тому +112

    Nearly four years now since John Clarke's death. Sorely missed. 😢

  • @AtremisArtemis
    @AtremisArtemis 9 років тому +131

    'He was elected? Good heavens'.
    Lost myself at that! Classic!

    • @ashuggtube
      @ashuggtube Рік тому +1

      I’m wiping a tear from my eye now from laughing at that 😂

  • @jengriffy01
    @jengriffy01 3 роки тому +8

    Oh how I wish we had Clarke & Dawe now. ❤️

  • @jojoorion7716
    @jojoorion7716 3 роки тому +52

    Just change the name to ScoMo and it’s still much the same...could you imagine their weekly segments through 2020 and now 21?! RIP mate

    • @Aermydach
      @Aermydach 3 роки тому +2

      *Scotty from Marketing.

    • @thomaselliott573
      @thomaselliott573 3 роки тому

      yeah, it would still be the same smart-arsed crap

    • @Rusty_Gold85
      @Rusty_Gold85 3 роки тому +1

      the sports rorts , rape in the Parliament building , the car park , the airport land , giving murdoch 40 million , the vaccines , Ruby princes etc . They could have endless material

  • @blackwoodrichmore4531
    @blackwoodrichmore4531 3 роки тому +6

    Pure gold!. John Clarke is sorely missed. 🥇👍🏻

  • @mrtrashcompaktor1540
    @mrtrashcompaktor1540 9 років тому +89

    Kerensky was a clever little name drop...

  • @Hayd3nap
    @Hayd3nap 9 років тому +16

    They never do disappoint, old Clarke and Dawe...

  • @iffracem
    @iffracem 7 місяців тому +3

    The "so he's just a placeholder" remark was so on point. I miss this man' insight and wit.

  • @howler6490
    @howler6490 3 роки тому +8

    I've literally just heard of these gents.5minutes ago!
    Absolutely superb.
    Cuttin to the core and keeping it clean...must've been difficult...

  • @Vanderlayindustries
    @Vanderlayindustries 3 роки тому +2

    This hits different in 2021.

  • @stephenreeds3632
    @stephenreeds3632 3 роки тому +2

    Only just come across these two....v v classy stuff.

  • @johnadams-wp2yb
    @johnadams-wp2yb 3 роки тому +4

    It's the kind of comedy I like. Thanks from the UK

  • @jayrexy1381
    @jayrexy1381 9 років тому +135

    This is too accurate, don't know whether to laugh or cry.

    • @austfirst4140
      @austfirst4140 5 років тому +6

      Tears will be the only thing we will have left, if we are Lucky.

    • @edmundsdemonds8309
      @edmundsdemonds8309 3 роки тому +3

      Five years later and nothings changed

    • @draganminic4928
      @draganminic4928 3 роки тому +1

      Depends on whether you live in Australia or not.

  • @IAMTHECONTROL
    @IAMTHECONTROL 3 роки тому +89

    If only John Clarke were still here to see the Scott Morrison government.

    • @hainsay
      @hainsay 3 роки тому +6

      Do you remember Tony Abbott at all? He's already seen worse.

    • @capitalknockers666
      @capitalknockers666 3 роки тому +11

      @@hainsay Abbot was horrendous, but at least he believed in and stood for something. It was utterly the wrong thing, but it was at least something. Scummo believes in nothing and has no plan for anything other than to use his advertising skills to sell us that nothing as gold.

    • @upsidedownnugget9531
      @upsidedownnugget9531 3 роки тому +5

      @@capitalknockers666 the man certainly believed in onions I’ll give him that.

    • @johnyrevenge6356
      @johnyrevenge6356 3 роки тому +2

      @@capitalknockers666 Absolutely right. Abbott, the mad monk, was misogynistic wanker who caused a lot of damage to Australia with his policy of say no to everything, when he was in opposition. Once he became PM, he still kept saying no. Dickhead. But SloMo is a dangerous, incompetent , do nothing fool who thinks his sky friend will make everything turn out fine. He hides everything, fucks everything he touches, and always denies responsibility. He is THE worst PM in living memory. When did Aussie’s become such gullible dumb arses?

    • @nicholasbradshaw
      @nicholasbradshaw Рік тому

      @@upsidedownnugget9531 Any support I would have had for Abbott as a fellow onion-enjoyer was unceremoniously quashed when he decided it was normal to consume; not raw onion, not a raw uncut union, but a raw uncut onion with the skin on. What kind of goings-on inside Parliament House would be required to break someone into thinking that was a good idea?

  • @MrTired666
    @MrTired666 9 років тому +12

    Things do run well on the weekend don't they! Inspired and revolutionary!!

  • @Aermydach
    @Aermydach 3 роки тому +34

    Scarily relevant and applicable to 2021. Instead of 1950's Abbott, we have the King of ALL the Announcements, Scotty from Marketing.

    • @dirtythetroll9460
      @dirtythetroll9460 3 роки тому +2

      I think it’s relevant to pretty much any government ever

    • @jamesperkins191
      @jamesperkins191 3 роки тому

      It was topical at the time, but I can't quite remember why.

    • @defectiveindustries
      @defectiveindustries 3 роки тому +2

      And we have the announcing of announcing announcements in NZ

  • @BenState
    @BenState Рік тому +5

    "How does it work on the weekends?" lol

  • @GerryBolger
    @GerryBolger 7 років тому +107

    What's amazing is that's so many of these sketches could apply to pretty much any western government.

    • @racketman2u
      @racketman2u 4 роки тому +8

      particularly in the weekends!

    • @JJVernig
      @JJVernig 3 роки тому +1

      We've had months and months of government-forming, and everything just roles along even in these times.. Belgium had one of 541 days. And it still exists..

    • @rais1953
      @rais1953 2 роки тому +1

      @@JJVernig Excuse me. Belgium _still_ exists? Did Belgium _ever_ exist? Why?

  • @TheManLab7
    @TheManLab7 5 років тому +12

    Yous crack me up every time even though there's just one of yous now RIP

  • @jedijeremy
    @jedijeremy 9 років тому +58

    There are moments when you surpass mere parody, and elevate to the level of raw truth, Your signature is to leave me laughing in response, when otherwise I might have to cry, Just like when the "front fell off". You are Samuel Beckett reincarnated. Please, never stop.

  • @crazyprayingmantis5596
    @crazyprayingmantis5596 3 роки тому +1

    We need you guys now

  • @chidogg93
    @chidogg93 3 роки тому +1

    Man i miss these

  • @chaomingli6428
    @chaomingli6428 3 роки тому +1

    It’s 2021 and nothing has changed

  • @Metamorphica2
    @Metamorphica2 Рік тому +2

    I wonder what Clarke and Dawe would make of 'The Voice"! They were brilliant!

  • @gregwalker1536
    @gregwalker1536 3 роки тому +2

    Brilliant John 😘👍
    Long time no see 😉
    Wellington nz ,12.30 am , you sitting in a arm chair ,
    Drinking a 750mil bottle of beer ,
    Outside your flat , 1978 ,
    Thanks for the conversation ,
    And beer 😂😂😂🙏

  • @apelfed
    @apelfed 2 роки тому +1

    Pitched so perfectly. Great men

  • @reubenm.d.5218
    @reubenm.d.5218 5 років тому +42

    "The government was elected, was it Bryan, by the people?"
    "Well, the previous government was voted out, put it that way."
    "I see. Kerensky."
    Gold for those of us lucky enough to get this one!

    • @scottymeffz5025
      @scottymeffz5025 3 роки тому +1

      Also gold for anyone capable of using google

  • @Dennnis10B
    @Dennnis10B 3 роки тому +5

    Turns out none of us need the media or our governments...... Something to think about....

  • @77tyndale
    @77tyndale 9 років тому +8

    Nails my place of work.. management is always busy doing nothing.

  • @aragone8650
    @aragone8650 4 роки тому +12

    Well the previous government was voted out, let's put it that way !!

  • @deanconnolly9840
    @deanconnolly9840 9 років тому +7

    scarily accurate as usual. keep em coming lads

  • @UniversalPotentate
    @UniversalPotentate 9 років тому +13

    Now the US figured this out a long time ago. Our Congress doesn't meet but 5 times a session. The rest of the time spend on news channels promoting "their brand" … whatever the hell that means.

  • @glengibbon3369
    @glengibbon3369 3 роки тому +1

    Brilliant as always.

  • @matsimmo6208
    @matsimmo6208 2 роки тому +3

    The fact that ScoMo was the treasurer when this was made is quite funny

  • @gasdive
    @gasdive 9 років тому +9

    Does anyone know what they're referencing at 1:10 "Well the previous government was voted out, put it that way" "I see, Kerensky". Is that a reference to Alexander Kerensky's government being overthrown in the October Revolution? Something else maybe? I've got no idea.

    • @zimtuff
      @zimtuff 9 років тому +11

      Yes , that was my thoughts also. I think it is also a ref to the belief that the voters voted against Labor ,rather than voting for the LNP at the last election

    • @jamesperkins191
      @jamesperkins191 3 роки тому +5

      That's absolutely what they meant.

    • @harryradley
      @harryradley 3 роки тому +1

      Yep. Labor was so hated that Abbott didn't seem that bad. Then again, I think hating the other guy is a much more common scenario than being genuinely enthusiastic about the one for whom you're voting.

  • @AussieSheila16
    @AussieSheila16 9 місяців тому +1

    ..."Can I order some flowers please?" "what have you got"? "a wreath, yeah that'll do" lmao!!!

  • @jacobm92
    @jacobm92 3 роки тому +1

    RIP john clarke

  • @77gravity
    @77gravity 3 роки тому +15

    6 years later, and it has only become WORSE.

  • @jwdundon
    @jwdundon 7 місяців тому +1

    Wish the "government would just fall off of the environment"... Go where NOTHING IS OUT THERE.

  • @plumedekiwi
    @plumedekiwi 9 років тому +6

    Brilliant.

  • @hudsonmiranda411
    @hudsonmiranda411 3 роки тому +5

    This could easily be about the current Brazilian government. It fits impressively well.

  • @samuelshort327
    @samuelshort327 Рік тому +1

    “I see. Kerensky”

    • @ashuggtube
      @ashuggtube 9 місяців тому

      Almost a throw-away comment, but so much in it

  • @user-sp2lj8et2n
    @user-sp2lj8et2n 3 роки тому +1

    Saw it today, absolutely relevant.
    Weekends are good when government is not working..

  • @1PaulG1
    @1PaulG1 3 роки тому +1

    Clarke, you are sadly missed RIP

  • @EternalDensity
    @EternalDensity 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks, algorithm.
    Good evening, Brian.

  • @jessed0308
    @jessed0308 3 роки тому +3

    The front of the Government fell off.

  • @oliverbeerthanksplease6772
    @oliverbeerthanksplease6772 3 роки тому +3

    Really miss this grate man. A huge loss to our country. We could shore use him ATM

  • @mr093242
    @mr093242 6 років тому +12

    Anyone watching this during the 2018 Turnbull #LibSpill?

    • @Jubei66666
      @Jubei66666 6 років тому +1

      Yes and it's still super depressing.

    • @coolhandluke1503
      @coolhandluke1503 3 роки тому +2

      No. I'm watching it now in 2021 and it's still super relevant

  • @N3vill3
    @N3vill3 3 роки тому +7

    Imagine the field day John Clarke would have with Scott Morrison if he was still alive.

    • @betkay1018
      @betkay1018 3 роки тому

      No field would be big enough, me thinks !!

    • @fredintas6596
      @fredintas6596 3 роки тому

      Scott Morrison is dead? Now that explains much!

  • @OneUpdateataTime
    @OneUpdateataTime 5 років тому +1

    Timeless

  • @candIejac
    @candIejac 9 років тому +3

    1:40

  • @td23asus
    @td23asus 4 роки тому +21

    Hahaha!
    "So the government was elected Brian?"
    "Well the previous government was unelected."
    "Ah yes, a Kerensky."
    Classic

  • @donsimpson3428
    @donsimpson3428 3 роки тому

    Brilliant stuff

  • @SheyD78
    @SheyD78 Рік тому +1

    It is a sad statement on government in general that this is so true.

  • @michaelbannerman-roberts1518
    @michaelbannerman-roberts1518 3 роки тому +4

    The question, presented with razor wit, must already loom large in the popular mind for the humour to work (and these guys work it really well).
    Jokes aside - why do we need governments?

    • @PhiltheMoko
      @PhiltheMoko 3 роки тому +1

      Humans are communal creatures, we always seem to for groups which end up having leaders. Governments are the current manifestation of that.

  • @Ggdivhjkjl
    @Ggdivhjkjl 3 роки тому +1

    The less a government does the better. As he says, the country works fine on weekends.

  • @SimpPro101
    @SimpPro101 3 роки тому

    Thanks recommended

  • @Stockman516
    @Stockman516 3 роки тому +1

    The question is do we need the government we have now.

    • @Stockman516
      @Stockman516 3 роки тому

      Which won't go against the old government that left my father homeless, my family homeless. Simply because they're too worried about blacks in Australia, and us polluting the world. Despite being the least racist country in the world, and the least pollutant. Good for you Australia. Let's destroy ourselves.

  • @Salamander6969
    @Salamander6969 2 місяці тому

    This applies to the UK “situation” right now 😔

  • @lzappa9109
    @lzappa9109 3 роки тому

    Reminds me of Scotmo Marketing, Sales & Do Nothing in 202!

  • @skinnywizard103
    @skinnywizard103 3 роки тому

    Why are these still so relevant despite being 6 years old?

  • @barkingbandicoot
    @barkingbandicoot 9 років тому +1

    It is time for a free society. One based on consent, voluntary interaction and contract rather than mandatory decree , compulsion and force (ie. Government)

    • @dnomyarnostaw
      @dnomyarnostaw 3 роки тому

      Yeah, its like Afghanistan, they are all "enjoying " a "Government Free" experience now.
      Quite popular I believe .

  • @aidan1906
    @aidan1906 9 років тому +2

    Hilarious! Back on form guys!

  • @alexandermccarthy
    @alexandermccarthy 3 роки тому +3

    I love the off the Karensky comment :)

  • @rossmcl177
    @rossmcl177 7 років тому +1

    16 'Brian's in two and a half minutes. Wonderful. :)

  • @itookallthenames
    @itookallthenames 3 роки тому +1

    Now it doesn’t even meet most of the time

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic 3 роки тому +1

    Well, currenty corporations are running the country, so the government seems superfluous

  • @iancurtis1152
    @iancurtis1152 7 років тому +1

    I don't understand the reference at the end "with a C" can anyone enlighten me?

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 6 років тому +4

      One year late replying Ian, but I think it might have been a vague reference to the fact that 99% of the world's population thinks that Australia's capital city is Sydney. ;)

    • @rais1953
      @rais1953 5 років тому +5

      "Canberra. With a C." Because nobody outside Australia has heard of Canberra and wouldn't know how to spell it. Australia may be the only country whose national capital has no international flights run by the country's own national airlines.

  • @0800freebie
    @0800freebie 9 років тому +1

    Best laugh all week.

  • @anthonylemkendorf3114
    @anthonylemkendorf3114 3 роки тому

    It needs a heart and soul first..

  • @rick1622
    @rick1622 3 роки тому

    MISS YA FRED !

  • @1superloki
    @1superloki 2 місяці тому

    what is the music at the begining of the video?

  • @notyou6674
    @notyou6674 3 роки тому +1

    tony abbot was the best prime minister i can remember. that is horrifying. also the whole climate change thing is basically political posturing anyway and the only people who actually actively do anything hurt the economy in the process while letting the biggest contributors go along without challenge. did you know that just about every single country other than the us to join the climate paris agreement pledged to do less for the environment than they were currently doing or planning on doing? and despite the cost of the agreement, meetings and so on it was basically an enviromental "i promise well do it later or whatever or not there really isnt any accountability" pretty sure Australians make the cleanest coal too. not to mention what people could do with nuclear.

    • @w.t.fpipedreamwithhopefull5538
      @w.t.fpipedreamwithhopefull5538 3 роки тому

      You just told the world your an Idiot. But hey, "Shit happens". Not even a good politician. Let alone a human being.

  • @gm3801
    @gm3801 3 роки тому

    There are too many UA-cam ads in your videos. !!

    • @geoffmesser5091
      @geoffmesser5091 3 роки тому +1

      Blame UA-cam for that. johnclake.com has no control over what advertising UA-cam inserts.

    • @gm3801
      @gm3801 3 роки тому

      @@geoffmesser5091 Yes sir, you are correct. UA-cam has a lot to answer for.

  • @kiwi-eg5ld
    @kiwi-eg5ld 9 років тому

    love it

  • @petermacpherson7146
    @petermacpherson7146 3 роки тому

    I don't get the Canberra with a c bit at the end, can anyone help?

    • @scottymeffz5025
      @scottymeffz5025 3 роки тому +4

      The florist asked "Canberra with a K?" Because Canberra is an out of the way little town and they'd never heard of it - or at least that' s my take

  • @JoshuaBamford
    @JoshuaBamford 9 років тому

    Yep, this seems pretty accurate...

  • @dodgeyaussie
    @dodgeyaussie 9 років тому +13

    He was elected was he? Good heavens lol

  • @betterlifeptstudio7314
    @betterlifeptstudio7314 3 роки тому

    Yes, the constitution, we have one in Australia. Peoples rights. Yes, we have those too. Remember we the people are the true governours of the land.

  • @TheNakedWombat
    @TheNakedWombat 9 років тому +1

    Comedy champions.

  • @andrewwhite6586
    @andrewwhite6586 3 роки тому

    How could John Clarke so accurately predict Scotty from Marketing.

  • @theconflagration1
    @theconflagration1 3 роки тому

    Change the names occasionally and this will always be relevant

  • @robertbaldwin5771
    @robertbaldwin5771 3 роки тому +1

    2021 would b far better without a govt

  • @internetpleb4854
    @internetpleb4854 3 роки тому

    For people who didn’t understand or lack context aka American for many years now Australia politicly has gone through a weird phenomenon where at least since John Howard the late 90s not a single PM has lasted in office for their full mandate either through public scandal or internal party politics the median political life of a Aussie prime minister is 2 years if lucky

  • @antoniospanayiotou8619
    @antoniospanayiotou8619 Рік тому

    NO

  • @claywatt6168
    @claywatt6168 3 роки тому

    How relevant

  • @miike111
    @miike111 9 років тому +3

    You could say the same thing about the US does the USA need a government !!!!

    • @mattm6430
      @mattm6430 9 років тому +2

      But you can't say the US doesn't have an opposition. The republicans may be the laughing stock of the world (left and right) but they are a pretty effective opposition.

    • @antaguana
      @antaguana 7 років тому

      Don't you feel silly now!

    • @gwarlow
      @gwarlow 3 роки тому

      Yes the U.S. DOES need a government! Question is: WHEN are they going to get one? Presently, the two parties are simply different sides of the same coin. Democracy, my arse!

  • @finaoo1167
    @finaoo1167 3 роки тому

    I have to keep reminding myself that Australia (and the UK) don't include their legislature (Parliament) when they use the term "government".

  • @timxue8185
    @timxue8185 9 років тому +6

    'He was elected was he?'
    'Yes'
    'Good heavens... ummm'
    That is what I think when people talk about how bad he is. We did elect him and I feel sorry for ourselves

    • @gbsailing9436
      @gbsailing9436 3 роки тому +3

      I feel even more sorry electing in RUDD, GILLARD, RUDD. What a fucking shit shop that was...

    • @viperswhip
      @viperswhip 3 роки тому

      @@gbsailing9436 But Kevin had a big Twitter following! Surely he was great!

    • @gbsailing9436
      @gbsailing9436 3 роки тому

      @@viperswhip 🤣🤣🤣 Oh your sarcasm know no bounds!!!

    • @gbsailing9436
      @gbsailing9436 3 роки тому

      @@viperswhip Like twitter means anything!

    • @viperswhip
      @viperswhip 3 роки тому

      @@gbsailing9436 It was a joke, obviously.

  • @surferscollective613
    @surferscollective613 3 роки тому

    No

  • @JJSPARROW1978
    @JJSPARROW1978 4 роки тому

    Does Australia need a Government?
    Yes it does, who would collect the taxes?
    The taxes are collected for government.
    Exactly, you need a government to collect taxes for itself.
    As they say, on things in life a certain is Death and Taxes, government does both.

  • @jon-francis9289
    @jon-francis9289 2 роки тому

    Canberra...with a C. A true satirist and greatly missed.

  • @TheMartieno
    @TheMartieno 5 років тому

    You forgot to say Brian a few times Clark or Dawe