Clarke and Dawe - What went wrong?

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  • Опубліковано 4 гру 2024
  • "Jeff Demisson, Political Scientist" Originally aired on ABC TV's 7.30: 16/08/2012
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  • @jasonh.8754
    @jasonh.8754 Рік тому +24

    Just watching these old Clarke and Dawe clips and they are 99% still relevant in 2023. God help us all. 🙏

  • @CCLJunky
    @CCLJunky 12 років тому +156

    "No no no Brian. We're going to need a shovel..."
    Hilarious! Man! I love the endings of these sketches. Pure genius!

  • @JDBD13
    @JDBD13 4 роки тому +44

    "We're going to need a shovel." I love it whenever I go on a Clarke and Dawe binge after a while.

  • @malcolmwood5843
    @malcolmwood5843 2 роки тому +9

    Miss these guys so much.

  • @KathyWilliamsDevries
    @KathyWilliamsDevries 12 років тому +47

    Does anyone else remember the series The Games? That was pure comedic genius! It would have been good to give it another run during the Olympics, even on Foxtel

    • @mathewhale3581
      @mathewhale3581 5 років тому +4

      So how long is the 100m track?

    • @nicholasdrew5128
      @nicholasdrew5128 3 роки тому

      @@mathewhale3581 half the length of the 200m track

    • @puddles20mike31
      @puddles20mike31 2 роки тому

      the scottish shot putter repesenting ethiopia , speaking in his native tongue, "pick a window Jimmy, your leaving".

    • @howardcroft3748
      @howardcroft3748 Рік тому

      How long was the 100 meter track? Brian had the world record on that track! So don't ask me how long it was! That was of course before the front fell off

  • @MindinViolet
    @MindinViolet 3 роки тому +6

    The humour here is so brilliant and clever!

  • @johanmalm8378
    @johanmalm8378 Рік тому +4

    They sort of reversed roles here. And it was just as good as allways.

  • @spray53
    @spray53 12 років тому +4

    fabulous, again

  • @Mr.FranciscodeMiranda
    @Mr.FranciscodeMiranda 7 років тому +129

    Well it’s pretty clear what went wrong... The front fell of, didn’t it?

    • @joanboulio9758
      @joanboulio9758 4 роки тому +3

      Well it was made pretty well. I mean no cardboard

    • @GCEXTREMEMN
      @GCEXTREMEMN 3 роки тому +2

      Is that typical?

    • @briandavidedwards5545
      @briandavidedwards5545 3 роки тому +3

      Look,it was towed out of the enviroment so no harm was done

    • @johnhenshaw7655
      @johnhenshaw7655 3 роки тому +1

      Off, not of, 🙄 now come on FM

    • @ryanalving3785
      @ryanalving3785 3 роки тому +1

      There's nothing out there but sea, and birds, and fish.
      Anything else?
      And 20,000 tons of crude oil.
      Anything else?
      And a fire.
      Is there anything else out there?
      And the part of the ship that the front fell off.

  • @bajoma123
    @bajoma123 11 років тому +61

    Except we in New Zealand gifted John to the world. We knew he was far too much of an International Treasure to keep to ourselves. We're nice like that.

    • @lukebaker18
      @lukebaker18 5 років тому

      Shoosh peasant, that’s our John you’re talking about.

    • @963852art
      @963852art 5 років тому +3

      John Clarke was great! These two are as funny as M. Python.

  • @tommoclement
    @tommoclement 7 років тому +2

    Yes you did and we Thank you...Such a sad loss.

  • @BornAgainCynic0086
    @BornAgainCynic0086 12 років тому +9

    seriously classic, thank you!!

  • @DunlopDaytona
    @DunlopDaytona 12 років тому +12

    It's not Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi... we're gonna need a shovel.
    Classic!

  • @mattzurbo6890
    @mattzurbo6890 3 роки тому +1

    LOVE!!

  • @sag195
    @sag195 11 років тому +17

    Number one, Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi!

  • @christophermarshall527
    @christophermarshall527 Рік тому +2

    As much as everything changes, it remains the same, just as relevant now, as it was then!!

  • @jan.tichavsky
    @jan.tichavsky 12 років тому +8

    I agree that it's very mixed by any measure. :)

  • @JonMurray
    @JonMurray 2 роки тому +2

    “No no no, I’m Jeff Demmison Brian…” Hahaha!

  • @andysparks1973
    @andysparks1973 Рік тому +1

    "mixed by any measure" .

  • @a.lavernefilan1888
    @a.lavernefilan1888 11 місяців тому +1

    A shovel isn't big enough, you either need a front end loader, a fleet of big trucks, a bulldozer or an excavator to transfer this kind of material from one place to the other and back again and I see their point, unfortunately, to well.

  • @random110
    @random110 12 років тому +12

    No Brian, we're going to need a shovel... :P

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 4 роки тому

    We did it!

  • @jonginder5494
    @jonginder5494 4 місяці тому

    “Senates everywhere you look” hahahha

  • @Armatige
    @Armatige 12 років тому

    Number 1 !!!!!

  • @Tadesan
    @Tadesan 6 років тому

    Wow!

  • @barisi
    @barisi 12 років тому +8

    Hilarious as always.

  • @WeaselWJ
    @WeaselWJ 12 років тому +5

    Jeff Demisson XD

  • @claradusk
    @claradusk 12 років тому +1

    Preaching to the choir, man. ^_^ I already know.

  • @monkeytypist
    @monkeytypist 12 років тому +5

    you know these guys are professional comedians not journalists right?

    • @russelldawkins3408
      @russelldawkins3408 5 років тому +1

      Oh! Well, then....

    • @godfreypigott
      @godfreypigott Рік тому

      Who do you think you're explaining this to?

    • @Taylor_5724
      @Taylor_5724 3 місяці тому

      what? and here i was using them as my only source of news

  • @psteinb2000
    @psteinb2000 12 років тому +1

    we're gonna need a shovel

  • @Dman222000
    @Dman222000 12 років тому +1

    And the latter doesn't really give a shit about earning the respect of sheep.

  • @gottagetatubename
    @gottagetatubename 12 років тому +1

    were going to need a shovel...lol

  • @prettylittleditty89
    @prettylittleditty89 12 років тому +2

    If only they could respond to a story and make the video on the same day...

  • @DRpokeme
    @DRpokeme 12 років тому +2

    Where gonna need a shovel..

  • @brx8r
    @brx8r 4 місяці тому

    I'm watching this during the Paris olympics :/

  • @xXSinForLifeXx
    @xXSinForLifeXx 5 років тому +6

    Number one ? Numero uno? Well no its not a good thing brian .
    Can't belive we pay more then the American goverment

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 3 роки тому

      Yeah, I find that exceptionally hard to believe.

    • @AnimeReference
      @AnimeReference 3 роки тому

      I couldn't find anything to support his claim. It looks like we're 20ish in government spending right after America.

  • @rairaur2234
    @rairaur2234 Місяць тому

    Well, Brian, there is a lot of government in Australia.. XDXD

  • @gra6799
    @gra6799 3 роки тому

    Brian ....

  • @11kungfu11
    @11kungfu11 11 років тому

    Con·spir·a·cy
    /kənˈspirəsē/
    Noun
    A secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful.
    The action of plotting or conspiring.
    Theorists
    Noun
    A person concerned with the theoretical aspects of a subject; a theoretician.
    You speak as if all that you know from TV and told to you in institutions is fact. You know everything is a theory right? When hundreds of thouands of people in the world start to think something (say the planet is round) It tends to ring true.

    • @Jono6671
      @Jono6671 7 років тому +1

      Philip Arbon how on Earth could you possibly know that the entire population on Earth thought the Earth was flat???

    • @whowantstoknow2617
      @whowantstoknow2617 5 років тому

      @@Jono6671 - The entire KNOWN world. That is, those peoples that were unknown did not know that they existed, therefore they couldn't think anything at all of the shape of the earth until they became known. But if they didn't exist then they couldn't become known either. They didn't even know the earth existed let alone the shape of it. Anyway, it's all Russia's fault in the end.

  • @rongermanjr
    @rongermanjr 11 років тому +1

    moar shovels

  • @sag195
    @sag195 11 років тому +3

    Clarke's from NZ.

  • @MrDeejayjfx
    @MrDeejayjfx 12 років тому

    there getting more money from the tax payers right or they are borrowing money from the banks (just like the US)?

  • @richardeasther2569
    @richardeasther2569 3 роки тому

    Can only wonder how they got away with it

  • @fingerone2010
    @fingerone2010 12 років тому +1

    more govt funding and a shovel!! WAIT,HAVE TO CUT THE SHOVEL! for MORE govt FUNDING!

  • @haroldmclean3755
    @haroldmclean3755 Рік тому

    If you are looking for Continental Soups and Sausage , There on Level 2 , You can Thank Me Later 😉👍

  • @fingerone2010
    @fingerone2010 12 років тому

    So we need more govt funding!

  • @vicstalr
    @vicstalr 6 років тому

    Lmao

  • @KennyEspling
    @KennyEspling 12 років тому

    "Most" conspiracy theories aren't proven true. That would be absolutely ludicrous considering what theories there are out there. However the ones longest lived live on for a reason.

    • @thomasnewton5919
      @thomasnewton5919 7 років тому +5

      Totally agree. The reason is mental illness.

  • @fingerone2010
    @fingerone2010 12 років тому

    More govt funding?

  • @sivvond
    @sivvond 11 років тому +1

    you have colbert and john stewart

  • @ditto1958
    @ditto1958 8 місяців тому

    Lol, senates everywhere you look…

  • @UniversalPotentate
    @UniversalPotentate 12 років тому

    The YT channel "The Young Turks" just did a segment on TrapWire. It's concerning the folks here in the States just as much. It also seems to have the same hush-hush "Voldemort" quality in the US as it has in the AUS.

  • @mohammedyassien98
    @mohammedyassien98 3 роки тому

    We ask The Creator of the Heavens and Earth to lift this plague globally 🌏😎 👍🏾🇦🇺

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 3 роки тому +5

      Indeed. May the Great Spaghetti Monster save our souls.

    • @Section5_CdnIntelService
      @Section5_CdnIntelService 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheTruthKiwi Not to mention the giant glowering bearded ghost....oops. Just mentioned him. Sorry.

  • @11kungfu11
    @11kungfu11 11 років тому +1

    I believe genetic modification is possible. There is not much I limit my mind with when it comes to things that are possible I dont discount the possibility of a reptoid creatures. There also seems to be quiet a lot of historical artefacts for reference in regards to that topic, just got to sift through the disinformation.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 3 роки тому +8

      Have they let you out of the nuthouse yet mate?

  • @arealbladeofgrass
    @arealbladeofgrass 12 років тому

    Watch " War by Deception" by Ryan Dawson if you wish to have a valid critique about 9/11 and Israel's involvement.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 3 роки тому

      This is an Australian channel. Who gives a fuck