Tanktoon: Fortified Regions. RanZar.

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  • @Valivali94
    @Valivali94 10 років тому +183

    That cruiser is quite an asshole XD

    • @samuelspratt9042
      @samuelspratt9042 10 років тому +32

      This in Nigel Farage's new imigration policy.

    • @RanZarEng
      @RanZarEng  10 років тому +15

      Maybe he wanted to punish slackers.

    •  10 років тому +6

      RanZarEng real ?????He wanted to panish two tanks that just started in WoT (bicose they are ter 2 duh!!!)and had a hausewarming party whit a WG CAKE!!!!!Sorry RanZar that Crusser is a DICK that trolls new players!!!

    •  10 років тому

      RanZarEng And yes i do have one ter 2 and two ter 1s and i troll new planera,but only those who are on the enemy team!!!tell me a story(not a toon)where one player wanted for the new players on his team to die so he would muve history ass and do something!!!Pozdrav brate Ruski ja sam Srbin:-) (its on Serbian)

    •  10 років тому

      Dragan Savić WTF NOT HISTORY!!!!!!!my iphon dose this all the time its his ass.sorry

  • @SaltySeabisc
    @SaltySeabisc 10 років тому +136

    So, the cruiser dropped a fridge on him...
    seems like a cold thing to do!

  • @johnwolf2349
    @johnwolf2349 10 років тому +53

    OP fridge, must nerf!

    • @gamehubcc5130
      @gamehubcc5130 7 років тому

      Johnwolf234 😂😂😂😂😂😂 so funny

  • @barleysixseventwo6665
    @barleysixseventwo6665 8 років тому +23

    The first little tanker built his house of straw. It was shit and couldn't stop a 7.62 let alone a 75mm round.
    The 2nd tanker built his house of wood. It was reasonably effective and quick to build but only stopped small-arms fire at best.
    The 3rd tank built his house of brick. It would have made excellent cover, if he had finished it. But Brickwork takes so long to lay that the enemy attacked before he was done and overran his position.
    The Final tank dug a hole in the ground and called it a day. This blocked most bullets and severely reduced the kinetic energy of the rest. It was quick to build, and it best of all it required minimal maintenance to work. Shame the tank got trench-treads in the process.

    • @Paciat
      @Paciat 7 років тому +2

      And then he got his suspension amputated because of trench foot.

  • @thebathman0987
    @thebathman0987 10 років тому +12

    At least the hetzer as a place to keep his beer cool now.

  • @Blue19324
    @Blue19324 8 років тому +19

    hey cruiser i think your fridge is running

  • @thatLukeKneller
    @thatLukeKneller 10 років тому +71

    Well... that was highly offensive. Backstory: Citizens in Russia are taught in school that the UK _decided_ not to help the French and the USSR during World War II even though they could _easily_ defeat the German's if they wanted, at any time. If this isn't a metaphor for that, I don't know what is.

    • @thatLukeKneller
      @thatLukeKneller 10 років тому +4

      ***** Right... so because one person said something racist, and the rest of the country allows something the one person is correct? Either you're trying to be a troll, or just managed to prove yourself wrong in your own phrase. Have a nice day, mate! :)

    • @MrHonda177
      @MrHonda177 10 років тому +19

      Britain easily defeating the Germans?!? I do appreciate Britain I'm not a, "U.S won the war by themselves" kind of american, but Britain actually did have a hard time beating the Germans during WW2. They were being Blitzed back in their home country and fighting a desert war in Africa between a mastermind German General Rommel and the also clever British general Montgomery while they were being blockaded by German U-Boats. It wasn't easy, but it was a team effort. The U.S., Britain, Canada, France, U.S.S.R., and other allied countries helped each other by means of troop depoyments or in sending supplies to each other.

    • @thatLukeKneller
      @thatLukeKneller 10 років тому +3

      MrHonda177 Exactly, hence why I take offence to the cartoon's theme...

    • @SysterYster
      @SysterYster 10 років тому +3

      Dorjan24
      I thought it was the three little piggies and the big bad wolf... but I guess you have a point if you look at the countries of the tanks displayed. But still, it's just a cartoon. Or do you also get offended by every single American movie where they always seem to beat Germany by themselves? Often neglecting to have any other countries actors or important characters in them at all?

    • @thatLukeKneller
      @thatLukeKneller 10 років тому +4

      ***** If it was three little pigs, the other two would've been let into the last house. That's my complaint. And yes, I do get annoyed when the American's claim they won the war by themselves and I don't know anyone who doesn't. However, we learn to just accept that as apart of their culture... it doesn't stop us complaining about it "the film was good if you ignore the fact that the American's won the war on their own...". Same with this cartoon, it was drawn and produced well, but the subject matter was changed to suit his agenda. This annoys me, as I expressed above.

  • @finn5053
    @finn5053 10 років тому +19

    Cruiser i an idiot >:[ he let cute t26 get killed... Nice work man

    • @finn5053
      @finn5053 10 років тому

      ;'(

    • @simonba0462
      @simonba0462 10 років тому +4

      RAPORTED NO TEAMPLAJ!!!!!!

    • @neogoterra
      @neogoterra 10 років тому +6

      Actually :P if the T26 was a player on the RU server crusier was very smart because the RU player would of team killed him for having a better house or because he thought he might be a american or that he didnt like how he starched his pants.

    • @destroyerstar5674
      @destroyerstar5674 5 років тому

      Bits are assholes

  • @rrayr10
    @rrayr10 10 років тому +11

    And then he died a friendless death in his lonely fortress.

  • @XaramasLP
    @XaramasLP 10 років тому +3

    The clocktower caught me off guard. Awesome cartoon! :D

  • @ichhabkeinname7352
    @ichhabkeinname7352 10 років тому +8

    no,T-26 and Pz.II died :(

  • @FreedomFighterEx
    @FreedomFighterEx 10 років тому +2

    Those damn brick stone house always stop any tank size in their track.

  • @ImpactSpace
    @ImpactSpace 10 років тому +3

    Hetzer is soooo cute :3

  • @Mongodos
    @Mongodos 10 років тому +1

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!
    brilliant! and funny as hell...
    Thanks RanZar, that is something we all need, to take more things not so seriously and learn to laugh! Appreciate your efforts in this!

  • @Decontis86
    @Decontis86 10 років тому +5

    Genius! :D

  • @grzechu7360
    @grzechu7360 10 років тому +6

    No havoc no destroyed buildings ;)

  • @GeneralTelcontar
    @GeneralTelcontar 10 років тому

    One of the best videos of the last months.

  • @timoteoalban4151
    @timoteoalban4151 9 років тому +2

    "I'll just ram the building and not use a 105 High Explosive to save up." -Hetzer2014

  • @liaoxianbw
    @liaoxianbw 8 років тому +2

    Good job +RanZarEng. The Three Little Pigs reference. Jagdpanzer 38t / Hetzer as the big bad wolf , the T-26 as the piggy who used straw for a house , the Panzer II as the piggy who used wood sticks as a house and the Cruiser II , the 3rd and final pig who asked for free bricks from a dude and the guy gave some for him

    • @Lumberjackk
      @Lumberjackk 8 років тому

      +Baron Wang good job, you have done your homework xd

  • @richardwu8371
    @richardwu8371 8 років тому +2

    great. the hetzer has an autoloader
    as if it wasnt op enough xD

  • @BlackBunik
    @BlackBunik 10 років тому +3

    And the lesson for today? Do not stand under a balcony. Someone might thorw a refrigerator on you.

  • @justahappyfellow
    @justahappyfellow 10 років тому

    Awesome interpretation of a classic!

  • @zod65
    @zod65 9 років тому +1

    Nice version of the three little pigs. I love how the Hetzer got hetzed.

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 10 років тому +2

    Hehe, that was funny! Three little pigs reference

  • @Quickyprd
    @Quickyprd 10 років тому

    Oh so fck great, just fantastic :-D LOL music, funky Hetzer and veeeery non-gentleman Cruiser :-D

  • @YGS007
    @YGS007 10 років тому

    lol ... nice spin to the story 3 piggies and the wolf :)

  • @CasperKersten
    @CasperKersten 10 років тому

    So *that's* how you defeat a Hetzer! I always wondered why all of my own tactics failed, I simply hadn't tried this yet xD

  • @IIIlllIIIlllIII
    @IIIlllIIIlllIII 10 років тому

    Another verry funny episode!

  • @frdradio
    @frdradio 10 років тому

    Nice!

  • @noahspeedbump5284
    @noahspeedbump5284 10 років тому

    love it

  • @godwrote01
    @godwrote01 10 років тому

    lol great a tale of my childhood, the 3 pigs and the wolf

  • @HarvesterForwarderMore
    @HarvesterForwarderMore 10 років тому

    Best one!!!!!

  • @JenoSnetrem
    @JenoSnetrem 10 років тому +1

    Selfish Cruiser... And he threw away the most important object in the house!

  • @KingSNAFU
    @KingSNAFU 10 років тому +12

    The British tank kinda looks like a 38t or 38na.

    • @KingSNAFU
      @KingSNAFU 10 років тому +1

      Cruiser III perhaps?

    • @IDeltic
      @IDeltic 10 років тому +1

      KingSNAFU Cruiser IV, the end of the gun gives it away as the auto-loader the IV gets.

    • @acywei
      @acywei 10 років тому +1

      Mister Okami It is a cruiser III the cruiser 4 gets a bofors(looks thinner with a simple bell muzzle)
      the tank in the video has the pompom, which yes the cruiser 4 could mount it, but thts the gun the cruiser III mounts most often
      That and the turret of the cruiser 4 is longer

    • @IDeltic
      @IDeltic 10 років тому +1

      Andy Wei Oh yeah I completely forgot about the turret, it looks nothing like the IV... :L

    • @timschul106
      @timschul106 10 років тому +1

      its the Cruiser II with the pom-pom ...

  • @brummbarssecondchannel7818
    @brummbarssecondchannel7818 10 років тому

    10 mins later, 3 little tanks the 3rd one is such a dick lol keep doing the toons Ranzar they make my day

  • @davidsnoek8686
    @davidsnoek8686 9 років тому +3

    The three pigs haha

  • @Misteryo2121
    @Misteryo2121 10 років тому

    Too cool to be real xD

  • @emelradjo7788
    @emelradjo7788 10 років тому

    Nice

  • @tomaszszczepanski3887
    @tomaszszczepanski3887 8 років тому

    Brits and the buble level tool... hahaha.. made my day :D

  • @Aegelis
    @Aegelis 10 років тому

    One teammate left the other two needing help to die, that's pretty much every game I've played in World of Tanks. Points for accuracy & fun to watch, thanks.

  • @TheBlueMapper
    @TheBlueMapper 10 років тому +2

    I know this from that story with the wolf and the 3 pigs. But why did the Cruiser didn't let the other tanks to enter his house ? Whatever. Nice animatolion as always RanZar!

    • @thatLukeKneller
      @thatLukeKneller 10 років тому

      Read my other comment... it explains it :(

  • @EpicName8
    @EpicName8 10 років тому

    its verry good.

  • @friendsplayz9504
    @friendsplayz9504 6 років тому

    I have watch all of the ranzar execpt these one

  • @LTswiftnests
    @LTswiftnests 6 років тому +1

    Reinforce refrigerator!!! Incoming!!!!!! "An unknown refrigerator drop down from nowhere (by Hetzer)" but somehow my engine already crushed and I can still move...

  • @muffinleow
    @muffinleow 10 років тому +1

    housewarming tanks!, lelelelelelel

  • @pop6030
    @pop6030 6 років тому

    *phone rings on cruiser's house*
    Cruiser: hello?
    Me:Yah hello is ur refrigerator running?

  • @broadbandislife
    @broadbandislife 9 років тому

    DAT BIG BEN XD

  • @Mut4ntG4m3r
    @Mut4ntG4m3r 10 років тому

    3 little pigs and the big bad wolf :D

  • @danmcneil3496
    @danmcneil3496 8 років тому +1

    *fridge lands on hetzer* THATS COLD!

  • @bruhmomento4462
    @bruhmomento4462 8 років тому

    LOL,just like the three little piggies

  • @niffumb.3556
    @niffumb.3556 10 років тому

    yep, the hetzer is the perfect tank for the big bad wolf

  • @TheArkapoolix
    @TheArkapoolix 10 років тому +1

    *TAN TAN! =P*

  • @ninaz8996
    @ninaz8996 6 років тому

    Hello 999? My refrigerator was stolen. I just... Just gently put it in my garden.

  • @Vanetrik
    @Vanetrik 10 років тому

    Hetzer can finally eat something :D

  • @varieyak
    @varieyak 6 років тому

    The story is call the three little tank the big bad tank XD

  • @D0J0Dagger
    @D0J0Dagger 10 років тому +1

    That moment when British didn't want to let them in.. CHILDHOOD RUINED.

  • @robloxofdoge7046
    @robloxofdoge7046 8 років тому +1

    Looks like a Three 3 pigs!

  • @rayban47
    @rayban47 10 років тому +1

    but now the hetzer has his fridge...

  • @Ghost12973N
    @Ghost12973N 10 років тому

    The funny thing is I like to think of Hetzers as being the wolves of WOT. I don't know why, it just seems to fit.

  • @thecakeisalie1712
    @thecakeisalie1712 10 років тому

    i get this one this episode is meant that in WoT you can just break through hay and wood building but brick building you cant break throught or destroy it xD

  • @supersonicarrow4508
    @supersonicarrow4508 8 років тому

    1:40 What kind of premium ammo is that? I didn't see that before in wot.

  • @speznaz212
    @speznaz212 9 років тому

    Noooo fridge noooo , i am keeping pizza there :(

  •  10 років тому

    LooL xd

  • @philipackermann9844
    @philipackermann9844 10 років тому +1

    Shouldn't the German one be the engineer building a massive fortification?

  • @kittenlover2199
    @kittenlover2199 10 років тому

    Well then when that britan tank get a fridge and now how is he gonna store his food and drinks?xD

  • @xxlemon_nomelxx7907
    @xxlemon_nomelxx7907 10 років тому +1

    There should be a 'wolf' panzer if you know what I mean! ;)

  • @TheSuperCarp
    @TheSuperCarp 10 років тому

    English man~ Badass man

  • @jimmy4009
    @jimmy4009 9 років тому

    Is that a steam sound in 0:23?
    I can hear some more but Im lazy.

  • @AslanexMetrobus
    @AslanexMetrobus 10 років тому

    That's a sad story :(

  • @hanza3729
    @hanza3729 10 років тому +2

    Пародия на сказку,три поросенка.

  • @R33Racer
    @R33Racer 10 років тому +3

    If it was a Spanish tank, it would drop a donkey on it.

  • @hbalint1000
    @hbalint1000 10 років тому

    0.9.4:
    New tank added: Fridge Cruiser
    New ammo: "dat cool thing" APCR gold fridge.

  • @deansettimi4570
    @deansettimi4570 9 років тому

    its now the story of the 3 little tanks and the big bad tankdestroyer.
    3 little tanks: Cruiser II, Panzer 2, and T26
    Tank-destroyer: Hetzer

  • @a_stone
    @a_stone 10 років тому

    0.9.4
    New ammo type for the British! Fire Fridges and tanks!
    XD

  • @benthetiger131tank7
    @benthetiger131tank7 8 років тому

    ok the big bab hetzer in tier iv

  • @kurtlagon2023
    @kurtlagon2023 2 роки тому

    "Who's afraid of the big bad hertz"

  • @blodsveptkrigare9292
    @blodsveptkrigare9292 10 років тому

    the tank with the house made of straw should have been an american tank :D

  • @abyssalreclass
    @abyssalreclass 10 років тому

    Lol refrigerator

  • @dinosatay
    @dinosatay 5 років тому

    So is this supposed to be three little tankies

  • @Nerdz239
    @Nerdz239 3 роки тому

    thats how the three little pigs ended, the wolf suffered back pain from the heavy fridge piggy #3 dropped on him

  • @_sarcasticat_2126
    @_sarcasticat_2126 9 років тому

    This is what trolls do:
    Let their teammates die.

  • @Brown195
    @Brown195 10 років тому +1

    WoT teammates in a nutshell.
    No covering fire for you!

  • @sesen697
    @sesen697 10 років тому +1

    KV-2 dropped on wolf hetzer :DDDDD

  • @supertrinigamer
    @supertrinigamer 7 років тому +1

    Me sending an sos and everyone ignoring it

  • @gentleman1100
    @gentleman1100 8 років тому +2

    its a real gentleman

  • @lysycdatom
    @lysycdatom 10 років тому

    Like cartoon about 3 pigs :)))

  • @crv-xq4om
    @crv-xq4om 7 років тому

    3 little tanks

  • @gearz2570
    @gearz2570 6 років тому

    hetzer, you have gun

  • @McFat767
    @McFat767 10 років тому

    someone was inspired by that story with pigs and wolf

  • @dominatorsanimationslp5965
    @dominatorsanimationslp5965 10 років тому

    3 piggies XD

  • @poop9749
    @poop9749 5 років тому

    No regrets... lol brit tank took it too seriously

  • @lelegoguemraoui772
    @lelegoguemraoui772 Рік тому

    D-Dont they all share in the original clip....?

  • @mapelstory112
    @mapelstory112 10 років тому

    Why didnt the hetzer uses HE on that last house

  • @enoing_1107
    @enoing_1107 10 років тому

    Indiana Jones was in that fridge

  • @somedudeyay1629
    @somedudeyay1629 5 років тому

    He got two kills and a fridge

  • @zomber566
    @zomber566 7 років тому

    hertzer and 3 tanks xD

  • @TheBlueMapper
    @TheBlueMapper 10 років тому

    Where is the next tanktoon?

  • @Beef1188
    @Beef1188 10 років тому

    I wish my clan could see this... rushing fools.

  • @bruhmomento4462
    @bruhmomento4462 7 років тому

    This video was inspired from the story "3 pigs"

  • @henryels2052
    @henryels2052 9 років тому

    what did they ever do to you? D:
    but still lol