22:38 If you live in New England, October and April are the two months of the year when you wake up at 7:00 a.m. and it is autumn, at 11:00 A.M. it is spring, at 3:00 p.m. it is summer and by sunset it is winter.
Screw that moths are better than butterflies Also oranges are tangerine coloured while tangerines are orange coloured I'm scared of death because what if there is nothing 20:05 i know a few billionares that live under the sea...
You know beluga?Well her teacher is called Walt and there’s a canary in a Netflix show called Walt.That means beluga can just eat her teacher and not get in trouble.
17:36 thank god I was born in 2007. I own a flip phone which was previously my nana's and a few DVDs. I want you guys to guess what's my favorite movie on DVD. Hint: it was released in 1996 and was one of the first movies on DVD.
As long as you never give up and as long as you are consistent you will probably still not get any bitches. You are probably a core memory of a stranger because of a random minor good deed you did to them. The permission slips for miss frizzle class must have been wild. You would not know if you ever had an original thought. Almost no one remembers being a baby, they just wake up and they are suddenly five years old. Did you know with cell phones, pocket watches are the most popular form of watch Again. The temperature that encourages us to wear a jacket in the fall is also the temperature that encourages us to stop wearing them in the spring. Honestly, it is hard to imagine evil people brushing their teeth, putting on their pajamas and getting ready for bed. Do these(ice-cream) make your brain go brrrr. Humans are the only species that care about the Earth and other species. Many species in the past have come and totally change the environment for their benefit and died off. Making us likely the most caring species regardless of destruction. Every single odd number has the letter "e" in it. The more you write or look at the same word repeatedly, the spelling of it starts to look weird which makes you think that you misspelt it. What's crazy is someone may have chosen life over death because of what you said to them. How do these make you feel? Kicking a man in the balls also does AOE damage to every man who's witnessed it. You and your partner's memory of a date looks completely different because you're not saying the same half of the restaurant. A hamburger does not have a front or a back until you bite it. Despite knowing it takes the same effort to clean, somehow using a plastic cup feels like making less of a mess than using a glass. Grandparents treat their grandkids the way they wish they had treated their kids. Maybe Sigmund Freud was right so why does school punish you for skipping school when making you miss more school. The way we treat moths versus how we treat butterflies is the prime example of pretty privileges. A guy with a lying fetish is the closest thing to a real Pinocchio there is. It's okay in society to have couches made of skin, just as long as it's not human skin. It's honestly so weird that finding solutions to something to make lives easier is considered lazy. You can feel the same intensity of sadness remembering a sad event, but you can't feel the same happiness remembering a happy event. The word "short" is shorter the word shorter. Your clothes have definitely revealed further around the world than you have. Hope it was useful for you I will post more tomorrow or overmorrow ;)
Him- there is almost no character that has to go to the bathroom - A whole entire tv show dedicated to a character that has to pee. if you know the show u do if u don't you don't
No made god he was just there Don’t repeat the following in replys : there is no god there is allah, there is no god he is not real, there are multiple, HE SAID GOD. NOT GODS OR ALLAH. And this is my opinion you can’t change that
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my brain hurts
@@sillygoofster95 Mine too!
Did you know that this isn't every shower thought because you can still get more shower thoughts?
Dayum
I'm gonna memorize every single one of these and use them within conversation and still not get any bi-
Personally, I don't want any of those. I don't want any men either. I'd like to be alone and melt away in the world.
You need a bitch im here
tches
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L I don't feel that pain
The first one got us all
0:07 same for me, but it’s with a classmate❤
2:02 Bill cipher: WRITE THAT DOWN
2:04 bill cipher: s---
3:58 if nothing happens after death that's probably what it's like
A tooth fairy broke into more houses than Santa XD
22:38 If you live in New England, October and April are the two months of the year when you wake up at 7:00 a.m. and it is autumn, at 11:00 A.M. it is spring, at 3:00 p.m. it is summer and by sunset it is winter.
trees above ground being like a snorkel is accurate, but they're also like a mouth to gather food, like an elephants TRUNK
People always want their pillow cold,but also want to be warm when they sleep
trying to hard
That first one hurt inside of me...
15:06 as someone who only thought he was an actor-
27:53 actually we breath on cold things to make it warm Amd blow on hot things to make it colder (I have blow on myself alot 😂😂)
Hey i remember a lot of my thoughts when I was 4,3,2,1 years old and i have bad memory (i can barely remember what i ate for breakfast)
Well time for a long shower
The one about in 2 years 2000 being as close as 2050 hit me like a fucking truck
Not me listening tho this in the shower
I was one time in a famous Chinese tiktoker and we were on his vid
“They just wake up and they are suddenly five years old”
Damn I thought that was just me?
well, I think there are so many wild chickens in Hawaii bro
Nahhh, it’s the druggies that find the kids 🤣
Like your shower thoughts❤❤❤❤
My thoughts like to tell me to stab a whiteboard pen through my hand sometimes.
0:43 Dude is that Rhett?
23:54 unless you are already a murderer
Mildly threatening
what texture pack is that? asking for a friend
Isn't it weird that every shower thought you think appears somewhere in the internet no matter how weird it is?
0:56 oh no. Oh no not the E in odds, I have tumbler flashbacks.
Screw that moths are better than butterflies
Also oranges are tangerine coloured while tangerines are orange coloured
I'm scared of death because what if there is nothing
20:05 i know a few billionares that live under the sea...
BRO THE FIRST ONE💀
Do you actually think of these in the shower
30%
10:20 "If you do something for 8 hours straight, its an addiction"
Me: "I guess Im addicted to sleep"
For a very short period of time when I was young I used to dip potato chips in ketchup
14:50 i was hoping someone else thought that way too
8:31
Minecraft chickens are In the wild lol
11:56 34 years since and 36 years till
Short is shorter than shorter and shorter is shorter than shortest
Ur shower bills must be so high.
You know beluga?Well her teacher is called Walt and there’s a canary in a Netflix show called Walt.That means beluga can just eat her teacher and not get in trouble.
Bro why is that all true
20:08 this aged well
17:36 thank god I was born in 2007. I own a flip phone which was previously my nana's and a few DVDs. I want you guys to guess what's my favorite movie on DVD. Hint: it was released in 1996 and was one of the first movies on DVD.
When you work for the police officer and arrest a person who kidnapped someone doesn’t that make you the kidnapper also
As long as you never give up and as long as you are consistent you will probably still not get any bitches. You are probably a core memory of a stranger because of a random minor good deed you did to them.
The permission slips for miss frizzle class must have been wild.
You would not know if you ever had an original thought.
Almost no one remembers being a baby, they just wake up and they are suddenly five years old.
Did you know with cell phones, pocket watches are the most popular form of watch Again.
The temperature that encourages us to wear a jacket in the fall is also the temperature that encourages us to stop wearing them in the spring.
Honestly, it is hard to imagine evil people brushing their teeth, putting on their pajamas and getting ready for bed.
Do these(ice-cream) make your brain go brrrr.
Humans are the only species that care about the Earth and other species. Many species in the past have come and totally change the environment for their benefit and died off.
Making us likely the most caring species regardless of destruction.
Every single odd number has the letter "e" in it.
The more you write or look at the same word repeatedly, the spelling of it starts to look weird which makes you think that you misspelt it.
What's crazy is someone may have chosen life over death because of what you said to them.
How do these make you feel? Kicking a man in the balls also does AOE damage to every man who's witnessed it.
You and your partner's memory of a date looks completely different because you're not saying the same half of the restaurant.
A hamburger does not have a front or a back until you bite it.
Despite knowing it takes the same effort to clean, somehow using a plastic cup feels like making less of a mess than using a glass.
Grandparents treat their grandkids the way they wish they had treated their kids.
Maybe Sigmund Freud was right so why does school punish you for skipping school when making you miss more school.
The way we treat moths versus how we treat butterflies is the prime example of pretty privileges.
A guy with a lying fetish is the closest thing to a real Pinocchio there is.
It's okay in society to have couches made of skin, just as long as it's not human skin.
It's honestly so weird that finding solutions to something to make lives easier is considered lazy.
You can feel the same intensity of sadness remembering a sad event, but you can't feel the same happiness remembering a happy event.
The word "short" is shorter the word shorter.
Your clothes have definitely revealed further around the world than you have.
Hope it was useful for you I will post more tomorrow or overmorrow ;)
12:33
Because we are.
Dude fire 🔥 cant burn water but water can burn fire 🔥 🤔🤔🤔🤔
22:29 what about up.
15:18 lol
20:47 is so real (imma year late)
Am I technecly addicted to sleeping?
24:54
Me: oh God oh God oh God oh God
The first one...
Great, I am not breathing because of breathing manually
Somebody helped me out with the even amount of Urinals I don't get that 1.
11:56 God was always there
Preach brother 🙌🙏😊
12:37 i agree
Him- there is almost no character that has to go to the bathroom - A whole entire tv show dedicated to a character that has to pee.
if you know the show u do if u don't you don't
im making another version of that @Six
Im wearing headphones. The sound is coming from the left, then right, then left, and so on.
🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
If doing something for 8 hours is an addiction, then 90% of the world population is addicted to sleep?
Steven He's son nfr
this is interesting
OMG. YOU TOOK ANOTHER PERSON UA-cam SCRIPT! THIS IS THE EXACT SAME!
Uuuuhhh this is just dam, like literally the same concept and same game.
Me: mom i wanna watch dam
Mom: no we have dam at home
@Kayden nigga what 💀
the towel is dirty because it touched your no no
he said a swear word. i thought he was pg
22:25 if your first birthday is your second birthday
*how come your not two years old*
22:20
...
Wait
...
I’m twelve and I definitely know what a dvd is
I’m 13 now
Same but I'm 8
I’m 10 I love dvds I also use them 📀it is 2024
are we homosexual becuase we love our selves
@2:10
since when was that a sign of laziness
10:21 is school an addiction
It’s not
It’s only 5.45hrs
The rest is tidying up
Not much effort went into the editing.
0:58 thirty first
Two Bro 0:57
bro kept repeating some of it just a little diffrent even tho this is 2024 :/
No made god he was just there
Don’t repeat the following in replys : there is no god there is allah, there is no god he is not real, there are multiple,
HE SAID GOD. NOT GODS OR ALLAH. And this is my opinion you can’t change that
ligma
Should rename this to pseudo intellectual thoughts. Some of these statements are full of shit.
Im the 100th comment!
First
16:01 Beth from twd was 18 in the show
Well time for a long shower