Not Everyone Is A Real Shooter - Comedian Zainab Johnson

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2022
  • The loudest in the room…well, HMMM! Watch our latest clip featuring comedian Zainab Johnson!
    For more from Zainab follow her on social media @zainabjohnson
    Originally Filmed 11/13/22
    Videographer 1: Matthew Magnus @mattmagzz
    Videographer 2: Jesse Woodworth @jesseisnude
    Editor: Keera Stephen @keera.s
    Held every Sunday at the Laugh Factory on the famous Sunset strip, Chocolate Sundaes is unlike any other comedy show you’ve ever seen!
    We showcase a powerful mix of seasoned veterans as well as up-and-coming comedians who you’ve seen on all of the major networks. Recent performers include Kevin Hart, Ali Wong, Katt Williams, Howie Mandel, Tracy Morgan, and Bill Bellamy, just to name a few.
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    Every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood.
    Executive Producer: Pookey Wigington
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 143

  • @tinaw.6178
    @tinaw.6178 Рік тому +101

    Never get confused and think the comedian is your friend 😂

  • @KeonPolee
    @KeonPolee Рік тому +147

    Note to self “the camera’s are always on” 😂

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 Рік тому +14

      You were right for moving lmao

    • @LOVL3Y421
      @LOVL3Y421 Рік тому +12

      Your face was priceless. Hahaha

    • @1N3SOUL
      @1N3SOUL Рік тому +8

      You said “fk no babyyyy”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CuylerWooten
      @CuylerWooten Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sophisticatedbadgurl
      @sophisticatedbadgurl Рік тому +4

      🤣🤣 apparently you were scared of her for no reason 🤣🤣

  • @Babygirl_Beatz
    @Babygirl_Beatz Рік тому +82

    I was not expecting that "You gone be the 1st one dead." But the accuracy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kinggodtravis
    @kinggodtravis Рік тому +152

    I died laughing when she said while you at, give me all your money in the register 🤣

    • @aWholeJas
      @aWholeJas Рік тому +6

      So you just gone post the punchline of her joke?! Dang!!

    • @kinggodtravis
      @kinggodtravis Рік тому

      @@aWholeJas should have watched it while your nosey azz rushed to the comments 🤣

    • @Redridge07
      @Redridge07 8 місяців тому +3

      @@aWholeJas You should watch the video and then read the comments

  • @mercedeshernandez1979
    @mercedeshernandez1979 Рік тому +85

    She got her good 😂😂 u Can tell when she took a sip of her drink

  • @JAY-JAYcra
    @JAY-JAYcra Рік тому +36

    AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY IN THE REGISTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @D_devil_tail
      @D_devil_tail Рік тому +3

      I feel like he gets that line alot.....

  • @TORULEZ10
    @TORULEZ10 Рік тому +190

    Haven't seen her crowd work but not surprised she's great at that too 😂
    0:34 Keon tryna escape 😂😂

  • @slaybyshaye
    @slaybyshaye Рік тому +44

    Look at Keon Polee in the background moving away from ol girl like "Oh, hell naw" 😂😂😂😂

  • @KillumiGnarly
    @KillumiGnarly Рік тому +105

    She killed it ! Naturally funny wholesome lady!!

  • @domoniqueayers2471
    @domoniqueayers2471 Рік тому +28

    That closing joke was top notch 😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @cpo87
    @cpo87 Рік тому +48

    She is naturally funny😂😂😂

  • @cjohnson_
    @cjohnson_ Рік тому +13

    When they come to my house bay bay 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂

  • @tintprxy
    @tintprxy Рік тому +41

    0:28 look at bro eyes on the right 😂😂

    • @Paces2
      @Paces2 Рік тому +17

      😂😂😂 he walked off like "this bish crazy"

    • @slaybyshaye
      @slaybyshaye Рік тому +13

      Keon Polee funny af tho😂😂

    • @D_devil_tail
      @D_devil_tail Рік тому +11

      @@slaybyshaye
      lol that is keon!
      I didn't even see him untill I saw this comment...

  • @JacquelynNhi
    @JacquelynNhi Рік тому +11

    Sis in the blue waiting on problems. 🤣😁😂😁🤣😂🤣😁🤣

  • @eklypzn
    @eklypzn Рік тому +146

    The look on Keon's face is a novel.

    • @iHatePat23
      @iHatePat23 Рік тому +21

      Bruh Keon had me dying like this chick is tripping

    • @plwhite40
      @plwhite40 Рік тому

      Thank you.

    • @dvdndsWill
      @dvdndsWill Рік тому +11

      He moved away from Angel so smooth..lol

    • @LadyCAT911
      @LadyCAT911 Рік тому

      @@dvdndsWill not Angel! Hilarious

  • @A1ExtraSauce
    @A1ExtraSauce Рік тому +15

    She so 90s wit it i love it 🙌🏾

    • @leif1075
      @leif1075 11 місяців тому +2

      Really what's 90s about it,?

  • @alwayswinning11
    @alwayswinning11 Рік тому +9

    I love how hard she makes herself laugh

  • @virgochild4216
    @virgochild4216 Рік тому +17

    The first joke was straight facts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @smallbiztaxlady
    @smallbiztaxlady Рік тому +11

    Lol. I wasn’t expecting the ending! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chefbrookscooks9087
    @chefbrookscooks9087 Рік тому +23

    Keon tryna get away from the crazy 😂😂😂😂

  • @williamdavis8855
    @williamdavis8855 Рік тому +56

    She can make this bit longer and it will be a killer set. I like where she was headed...Good Stuff young lady...

    • @lottomarie
      @lottomarie Рік тому +7

      She only gets three mins…. So she had to end it there… this was perfect
      She let it just flow!!!

  • @mrhombregordo9556
    @mrhombregordo9556 Рік тому +8

    She sounded so cute saying "gimme all the money"🤣💯❤️👑💪🏿

  • @TheJFrost1117
    @TheJFrost1117 Рік тому +7

    Keon lookin too concerned, lmao.

  • @alleyas
    @alleyas Рік тому +27

    getting the gun and pulling up at the same day. must be those productive days

  • @michaeltunsil2730
    @michaeltunsil2730 Рік тому +6

    Why did Keon move away from the lady!!!😂😂😂

  • @westwardpomonagyrl4358
    @westwardpomonagyrl4358 Рік тому +16

    Quiet causes riots, the loud 1s always the 1st to get knocked out😂

  • @ova9thouson445
    @ova9thouson445 Рік тому +11

    yo women have been killing lately ✊🏽😂 great set

  • @malcomalexander6927
    @malcomalexander6927 Рік тому +6

    I need to see her live! I NEEEEEED TO!

  • @whoareyou5278
    @whoareyou5278 Рік тому +13

    Always great Zainab, and love seeing what new hairstyle you pop up with too

  • @windowbreezes
    @windowbreezes Рік тому +5

    Dude was shocked.. haha

  • @snaggs107
    @snaggs107 3 місяці тому +1

    Was lost at "it seemed counterintuitive. " ... I didn't get what she meant until she held the dude up 😂😂.. " ooh gotcha" 😂😂😂

  • @Alkiel
    @Alkiel 3 місяці тому +2

    Bro in the jeans jacket and hoodie was like this bih a mass shooter

  • @BigBadWolf_357
    @BigBadWolf_357 Рік тому +3

    Thts the beauty from Upload! Great show didn't know she was a comedian!!!

  • @anonhomie4049
    @anonhomie4049 Рік тому +2

    "Meanwhile you still trying to figure out the safe" 😭💀

  • @KevinP32270
    @KevinP32270 Рік тому +3

    funny and beautiful. epic.

  • @rks5457
    @rks5457 Рік тому +51

    Lol she said "figuring out the safe". Ain't nobody who is actually ready for the ish is keeping them all in a safe.

    • @urloudandwrong
      @urloudandwrong Рік тому +8

      you got guns around your house like loosies? at least in a gun safe?

    • @MarvelousJP
      @MarvelousJP Рік тому +2

      @@urloudandwrong yep “loosie” lol but I’m a single man with no kids

  • @JoJoDancer1024
    @JoJoDancer1024 Рік тому +2

    LMAO Keon walk off 😂

  • @auditoryaudacity5712
    @auditoryaudacity5712 Рік тому +3

    Okay she’s hilarious. Absolutely next up.

  • @jarroddeshields5205
    @jarroddeshields5205 Рік тому +2

    I think I remember her from Last Comic Standing. SLIM GOODDIIEEE😂

  • @SuchALady215
    @SuchALady215 Рік тому +6

    The way Keon moved away 😭😭😭😭

  • @khalifamuhammad1030
    @khalifamuhammad1030 Рік тому +3

    Good shyt sis definitely made me laugh

  • @01cornflakes
    @01cornflakes Рік тому +3

    Nice to see Zainab again

  • @RealLilFuse
    @RealLilFuse Рік тому +1

    Dude behind the lady talking bout shooting looking like 👀 …. Then silently moves away 😂😂😂

  • @smashboogietheilladelic5740
    @smashboogietheilladelic5740 Рік тому +3

    Hilarious yo!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darnellharrison3883
    @darnellharrison3883 Рік тому +2

    I love her. 😂

  • @richardmichael7523
    @richardmichael7523 2 місяці тому

    Bro standing next to the gun owner dipped with finesse😎

  • @jones4753
    @jones4753 Рік тому +4

    Bro moved to the other side 😂

  • @8JacksLegendary
    @8JacksLegendary Рік тому +3

    LMAO. Keon right behind her. Had to slide away from the nonsense.

  • @MightyGreenLantern17
    @MightyGreenLantern17 Рік тому

    the camera zoom action made it that much funnier

  • @gmoney415
    @gmoney415 Рік тому +4

    She's not lying quiet one's be bout Dat life loudest 1in the room really just be trying 2 prove something old saying say they be the 1st to tell

  • @SuperSonicBros
    @SuperSonicBros Рік тому +3

    00:27 Dude in the white hoodie 💀

    • @KeonPolee
      @KeonPolee Рік тому +3

      Didn know they could see me lol

  • @elcuzzo4620
    @elcuzzo4620 Рік тому +1

    My friends in my head Jeff & Keon!!

  • @SoulSistah1LM
    @SoulSistah1LM Рік тому

    I just heard her not too long ago on NPRs '"Wait Wait Don't Tell Me ". 👍🏾👍🏾

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever 10 місяців тому

    Hell yea

  • @Dalyus1
    @Dalyus1 Рік тому +3

    She is funny. Also she is one of the most beautiful black women I have ever seen #zeinabjohnson

  • @thesebandwagoners3923
    @thesebandwagoners3923 Рік тому +2

    She was funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jrichie3799
    @jrichie3799 Рік тому +2

    Zainab!

  • @josephjackson6835
    @josephjackson6835 Рік тому

    RS when with the bullets 😂

  • @linaluv215
    @linaluv215 Рік тому +1

    Lmao okay I like her!!

  • @dwrod24
    @dwrod24 Рік тому +1

    She’s Dope

  • @Antoila80
    @Antoila80 25 днів тому

    2:16 😄😀😆

  • @bambam23406
    @bambam23406 Рік тому +2

    I got a range membership I take my girl when I go can’t have her just shooting wasting my ammo

  • @NateSmith87
    @NateSmith87 Рік тому +57

    This is one of the few only channels that has funny women who are great comedians, consistently. Keep it up. 💯

  • @Saltyone_
    @Saltyone_ 3 місяці тому +1

    So glad she called her out on that😂😂😂 "you go e be the first one dead"

  • @nikjonestravel
    @nikjonestravel Рік тому +1

    I love her on Upload!

  • @janepaige928
    @janepaige928 2 місяці тому

    The male behind Sis in the blue moved away from her like b&e was his side hustle. 😅

  • @quanyenwashere
    @quanyenwashere Рік тому +1

    Keonnn 😂

  • @esmeee530
    @esmeee530 Рік тому

    Man gun stores be strapped up 😅🤣🤣

  • @ciampooh
    @ciampooh Рік тому +1

    That's right !! Redstone rep

  • @lyricallyinclined7210
    @lyricallyinclined7210 Рік тому +2

    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @deanchristie7723
    @deanchristie7723 Рік тому +2

    Keon walked away cause the didn't want to get caught in the crossfire that was about to be unloaded from the stage

  • @ItsJustWalt
    @ItsJustWalt Рік тому

    Shout out to the Solomon's. 🙌🏾

  • @PrydeWater901
    @PrydeWater901 Рік тому

    I like her on “Upload”.

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme Рік тому +1

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • @tyronefrye4706
    @tyronefrye4706 Рік тому +5

    Bruh she had me cryin respect her comedic genius gangsta no cap lol stay safe RIP Hagrid Takeoff Rumble JDF pray for our world BLM God bless checkout the band The Main Squeeze 🙏

    • @1N3SOUL
      @1N3SOUL Рік тому

      Loved the message Brother. I think you should take a look into the BLM documentary. I feel you’ll have a different outlook on the organization. They’re very very shady. ☮️ & Blessings to you & yours.

    • @tyronefrye4706
      @tyronefrye4706 Рік тому +1

      @@1N3SOUL bruh I know all about wats happen doesn't change my message or wat it represents in my eye as a black person wit Indian n latin heritage they're plenty of organizations that have had things like dis happen within them yet it OK to support them but because it black owned started it gets more flack let that simmer for minute

  • @drehardin
    @drehardin Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @annan4091
    @annan4091 Рік тому +2

    😂😂

  • @hux2135
    @hux2135 10 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carleeng5616
    @carleeng5616 Рік тому

    Lmao 🤣

  • @kantankafinejewellersinc.1879

    lmaooo

  • @mjamethyst
    @mjamethyst Рік тому +1

    😭😭😭

  • @armancz
    @armancz Рік тому +11

    The guy @ 0:27 😂

    • @ShopBanksTees
      @ShopBanksTees Рік тому +5

      That’s comedian Keon Polee, he’s hilarious

    • @KeonPolee
      @KeonPolee Рік тому +3

      Didn know the cameras was on lol

  • @TheMaslead
    @TheMaslead Рік тому +1

    Been watching her since hell date

  • @YBSolow
    @YBSolow Рік тому +1

    Hela funny

  • @baptismking7314
    @baptismking7314 Рік тому +1

    Zainab got hair now? 😍

  • @01cornflakes
    @01cornflakes Рік тому +1

    Too short!

  • @Pclyburnpaytes
    @Pclyburnpaytes Рік тому

    Keon stupid for moving away from her like that 😂😭

  • @dennesey
    @dennesey Рік тому +2

    Might as well get your money's worth at the gun shop.

  • @jaynationMac
    @jaynationMac Рік тому +1

    Lmao do you?

  • @gageabdul
    @gageabdul Рік тому +7

    Shoutouts to the untrained when their confidence is shattered because they don't train

  • @IdkYoYo
    @IdkYoYo 9 місяців тому

    Does she think people at gun stores dont have guns💀💀

  • @diepiriye
    @diepiriye Місяць тому

    I detest that so many Americans are absolutely convinced that they need to be "ready" at all times to defend themselves and their property...and worse they call that. "freedom." The longer I live outside of America, the crazier the gun culture sounds. Headed back to America this summer and I am NOT looking forward to being around all that everyday anxiety. Ugh.

  • @Iwillroastthesocksoffyoass
    @Iwillroastthesocksoffyoass Рік тому +17

    Black women gotta let the whole world know they got a gun.

    • @jennyfromdablock1735
      @jennyfromdablock1735 Рік тому +6

      I know it sound ratchet. But it might prevent people from trying them. Most people get robbed 'associates'

  • @Faize
    @Faize Рік тому +1

    Empty barrel folks

  • @westwardpomonagyrl4358
    @westwardpomonagyrl4358 Рік тому

    Hey didn’t she use to be bald?

  • @Deezy_Ankh
    @Deezy_Ankh Рік тому

    This shorty that used to bald?

  • @unitedcrypto
    @unitedcrypto Рік тому

    Now this sh1t is funny not that lesbian that sh1t was trash Kudos great jokes

  • @DreiSkins101
    @DreiSkins101 8 місяців тому

    SOOOO CORNY!!!!

  • @haveyouheardpodcast9303
    @haveyouheardpodcast9303 Рік тому

    Why yall showing them people faces?? Especially with them talking about legally obtained guns, and they black. Idk, I must be sensitive..

  • @MrLovegospel
    @MrLovegospel Рік тому

    That's it?