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  • @double1777
    @double1777 2 роки тому +6874

    “A head not even a mother could love” unironically hurts coming from Joseph

    • @JapetoYT
      @JapetoYT 2 роки тому +111

      True

    • @sticklyboi
      @sticklyboi 2 роки тому +316

      father why

    • @BenetteG
      @BenetteG 2 роки тому +236

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

    • @AgentMulder120
      @AgentMulder120 2 роки тому +259

      Yea that actually made me feel like shit lmao Joseph's an asshole for saying that considering Tomoko lovingly raised Josuke all by herself (maybe some help from her dad) and raised him correctly, evident by how kind and loving he is to people he cares about, anger issues aside. Bro's projecting (sorry for Many Words I just love Josuke a lot lmao)

    • @termonus1150
      @termonus1150 2 роки тому +147

      Apparently a father couldn’t love it either

  • @waddledee6729
    @waddledee6729 2 роки тому +876

    I love how everyone else puts out actual insults and Giorno just goes "Nice hair but mines better"

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 Рік тому +176

      Same for kakyoin

    • @willropa4226
      @willropa4226 3 місяці тому +67

      Johnny: "I love your hair!"
      Josuke: "TF YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!"

    • @passingextraterrestrial
      @passingextraterrestrial Місяць тому +15

      ​@@willropa4226I think it's because he was being sarcastic 💀

  • @randomgreenteenager6336
    @randomgreenteenager6336 2 роки тому +8260

    "I'd turn you old, but your Hairstyle is already out of date"
    Prosciutto killed it💀

    • @stegaflores0618
      @stegaflores0618 2 роки тому +895

      Funny Valentine literally planning on making Josuke's hairstyle illegal 💀

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 2 роки тому +95

      And then he himself was killed.

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 2 роки тому +159

      4suke: You just gave me permission to stop your aging permanently.

    • @darkmatter9643
      @darkmatter9643 2 роки тому +36

      I took a sharp inhalation upon hearing that one

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 2 роки тому +37

      @@stegaflores0618 four seconds later, FV's life was made illegal.

  • @ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer
    @ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer 2 роки тому +1338

    Iggy's voice doesn't have the reverb effect so I like to imagine he suddenly started speaking out loud to specifically insult Josuke's hair

    • @asewuibv2
      @asewuibv2 2 роки тому +64

      ok but then how the hell did josuke hear baoh's narrator

    • @ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer
      @ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer 2 роки тому +82

      @@asewuibv2 the disembodied voice is real also hi ase

    • @asewuibv2
      @asewuibv2 2 роки тому +4

      @@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer hello pub

    • @mr.nexalm5632
      @mr.nexalm5632 2 роки тому

      Woof woof your hair sucks

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 Рік тому +28

      Iggy studied human biology in order to make vocal cords with The Fool, specifically so that he could insult people.

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 2 роки тому +5339

    Pet Shop: bird noises
    Josuke: “And I took offense to that”

    • @GhostWithAGun69
      @GhostWithAGun69 2 роки тому +261

      he knows every hair insult in the world

    • @davinlee3412
      @davinlee3412 2 роки тому +109

      You mean 'He took that personally'.

    • @Mommy-kima
      @Mommy-kima 2 роки тому +47

      Like Shaggy,both of them can understand a single word in every language, probably not known to even man yet

    • @suoerfucker2000
      @suoerfucker2000 2 роки тому +80

      I speak Egyptian eagle, it said that he's seen prettier nests in the middle of the desert

    • @Pacmau01
      @Pacmau01 2 роки тому

      @@suoerfucker2000 ROFLMAO! That's actually a pretty darn insult.

  • @doom7850
    @doom7850 2 роки тому +1737

    Josuke: “your hair looks stupid”
    Josuke also: “it’s your hair too stupid.”
    Then they both get angry

    • @Finchyay
      @Finchyay 2 роки тому +216

      Josuke 1: What the fuck did you just say about your hair!?
      Josuke 2: What the fuck did I just say about my hair!?
      Both Josukes: What the fuck did we just say about our hair!?
      *Universe implodes*

    • @Darkoriax17
      @Darkoriax17 2 роки тому +61

      …If I remember right. There was a way to get that to happen if both players perform it at the right time as Josuke.

    • @garfieldunderpants9914
      @garfieldunderpants9914 2 роки тому +24

      @@Darkoriax17 it's a counterattack

    • @SteelShroom256
      @SteelShroom256 Рік тому +23

      Now I want to see two Josukes angrily stomping towards each other.

    • @NoelJohnCarlo
      @NoelJohnCarlo 4 місяці тому

      That's basically Surface as Josuke Higashikata

  • @jjgp639
    @jjgp639 2 роки тому +7897

    The fact that Josuke heard the narrator’s voice when fighting Baoh, shows how poweful Josuke is when someone messes with his hair

    • @renren47618
      @renren47618 2 роки тому +721

      He also understood Iggy and Pet Shop insulting his hair in animal language

    • @jessicavandam7132
      @jessicavandam7132 2 роки тому +396

      @@renren47618 Josuke. The Man Who Defies Languages

    • @sv32099
      @sv32099 2 роки тому +216

      @@jessicavandam7132 noone gets to disrespect the do! No matter the language, species, or out of universe narrators

    • @nihilistcoomergang7046
      @nihilistcoomergang7046 2 роки тому +141

      He can fucking sense the universe throwing shade

    • @WhatABeautifulDuwangChew
      @WhatABeautifulDuwangChew 2 роки тому +78

      He may not be the strongest base Jojo but once someone insults his hair his power just rises to infinite

  • @rifatbobos
    @rifatbobos 2 роки тому +478

    Giorno and Kakyoin, as polite as they are, basically saying "your hair's not that bad, but mine's definitely look better"

  • @VladyO
    @VladyO 2 роки тому +1422

    Josuke didn't actually understand Iggy, he just felt the aura of the dog's sheer audacity.

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 2 роки тому +92

      I don’t like this [Dog], it’s smug aura mocks me.

    • @Neogears1312
      @Neogears1312 2 роки тому +1

      The audacity of this literal bitch.

    • @wildrook
      @wildrook 2 роки тому +42

      ...And Iggy has been known to fart in faces after chewing hair.

    • @SteelShroom256
      @SteelShroom256 Рік тому +24

      "I don't like the way you're looking at my hair, mutt!"

    • @AWholeLegionary
      @AWholeLegionary Рік тому +7

      ​@@wildrook "He eats coffee flavored... Gum. What a cool and wacky character!"

  • @pancakess20
    @pancakess20 2 роки тому +551

    I like how Kakyoin doesn't really make fun of it but basically says his hair is better. What an angel

    • @serenegenerally
      @serenegenerally Рік тому +49

      I mean Koichi wasn’t even trying to insult him, but then again it sounds a bit off putting 😭

    • @bobandmrmecaleb5873
      @bobandmrmecaleb5873 Рік тому +35

      ​@@serenegenerallyright? It's just sounds like: "You sure you wanna rock that cut? Pretty sure it's really old by now."

  • @doom3926
    @doom3926 2 роки тому +788

    “Well, look at that! A head not even a mother could love!”
    That’s fucked up, Joseph.

    • @Drip_Vader
      @Drip_Vader Рік тому +59

      The irony here has developed it's own stand power

  • @rigelbayha9373
    @rigelbayha9373 2 роки тому +501

    I just want to appreciate that Trish sounds genuinely afraid of Josukes hair

  • @Brenhydra
    @Brenhydra 2 роки тому +4279

    Every other fighter: Your hair is trash
    Funny Valentine: YOUR HAIR SO BAD I'M BANNING THAT SHIT!

    • @racist-android.
      @racist-android. 2 роки тому +322

      Johnny:cool and crazy hair :)

    • @blackslacker8829
      @blackslacker8829 2 роки тому +172

      @@racist-android. it was a sacarsm

    • @echoorionjett8803
      @echoorionjett8803 2 роки тому +229

      @@racist-android. it was a sarcastic comment. like how he did to Gyros awful pizza mozarella song

    • @nosu5530
      @nosu5530 2 роки тому +107

      Trish: confusing screming

    • @mitkokatrandviev9912
      @mitkokatrandviev9912 2 роки тому +129

      @@echoorionjett8803 ahem... What the hell did you just say about the best song by the hit artist gyro zeppeli?

  • @Drip_Vader
    @Drip_Vader 2 роки тому +126

    I love how this Implies that a completely inexplicable phenomenon occurs Jojo characters treat it like it is just another Tuesday but as soon as they see a pompadour they gotta pause and insult it

  • @Zumikaku
    @Zumikaku 2 роки тому +2971

    Evil Josuke be like
    “You’re right. My hair really is stupid!”

    • @Another_Hibiki
      @Another_Hibiki 2 роки тому +286

      Someone compliments Evil Josuke hair
      "What the fuck did you said about my hair!?!"

    • @josukehigashikata86
      @josukehigashikata86 2 роки тому +100

      1:19 so this me is the evil me

    • @dragonslayermasterornstein83
      @dragonslayermasterornstein83 2 роки тому +33

      "This dude saved my life but...I don't think replicating his hair is a good way to appreciate him."

    • @liontamer0012
      @liontamer0012 Рік тому +7

      @@josukehigashikata86 So that means same type of stand...

    • @dannynova3512
      @dannynova3512 Рік тому +7

      Evil josuke hair hater:
      YOUR HAIR IS GOOD!

  • @user-slayer
    @user-slayer 2 роки тому +277

    1:47 I love how the firefighter runs away

  • @kingmari_1826
    @kingmari_1826 2 роки тому +2103

    You know it’s some shit when…
    - Animals
    - DIO
    - Your nephew (Jotaro)
    - Your Grandma (Lisa-Lisa)
    - Your Great Grandfather (Jonathan)
    - Your Grand Niece (Jolyne)
    - A 15 y/o Grand-Uncle Mafia Boss (Giorno)
    - Ancient Vampires
    - A mentally ill Mafia Boss
    - The 23rd President of an Alternate Universe
    - Some Distant Relative from another universe (Johnny)
    - Speedwagon
    - Trish
    And YOU, yourself, tells you that your hair is bad

    • @DaakkuuYRS
      @DaakkuuYRS 2 роки тому +252

      And worst of all, his father....

    • @wilfridekoue1405
      @wilfridekoue1405 2 роки тому +187

      @@DaakkuuYRS and a younger version of his father as well

    • @annalizamanjares9084
      @annalizamanjares9084 2 роки тому +114

      And your author, and someone who isnt technically a jojo

    • @adam622500
      @adam622500 2 роки тому +17

      I dont know if Giorno is his Great Uncle or his half great Uncle. He is the son of DIO but made with the body of Jonathan, I assume Giorno probably have Joestar DNA and DIO DNA 🤣

    • @kingmari_1826
      @kingmari_1826 2 роки тому +48

      @@adam622500 That is correct actually: because Giorno shares Johnathan’s visible genes (green eyes, purple Joestar birthmark) they are dubbed a distance relative basically

  • @funtimebunny7856
    @funtimebunny7856 2 роки тому +145

    Of all of the insults, Wamuu's feels somehow the gentlest and politest roasting 🤣
    "That hairstyle is laughable,"

  • @nikozanoyblequy4636
    @nikozanoyblequy4636 2 роки тому +2205

    I like to think that josuke hate hair insult so much that he straight up learned every language, human or non human, in order to detect and punish every hair insult

    • @Lightdragon773
      @Lightdragon773 2 роки тому +167

      He probably made Rohan have him learn every language before he beat his ass again

    • @Yurigabriel425
      @Yurigabriel425 2 роки тому +19

      Então o josuke pode falar a lingua dos passaros

    • @josukehigashikata86
      @josukehigashikata86 2 роки тому +20

      Y e s .

    • @josephochoa9861
      @josephochoa9861 2 роки тому +5

      @@josukehigashikata86 what did you do after everyone insulted your hair?

    • @josukehigashikata86
      @josukehigashikata86 2 роки тому +7

      @@josephochoa9861 You know how it ends..

  • @Tococat6793
    @Tococat6793 2 роки тому +215

    2:14 I love how Trish sounds genuinely disgusted about how outdated Jouske's hair is

    • @HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle
      @HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle 10 місяців тому +21

      It's in character with how she acted when she felt Mista smell

    • @randy_hato
      @randy_hato 5 місяців тому +1

      fits her character somehow

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Місяць тому +4

      No she is having a fucking panic attack.

    • @dalcomaroni9837
      @dalcomaroni9837 Місяць тому +2

      nah it was more of a jumpscare for her

  • @diavoloarc
    @diavoloarc 2 роки тому +3268

    Prosciutto’s completely caught me off guard. I didn’t expect his insult to be that funny

    • @HashiNuke
      @HashiNuke 2 роки тому +76

      Roasted loll

    • @jackluffy7914
      @jackluffy7914 2 роки тому +51

      Same with Gyro😂

    • @b-bruuuh3142
      @b-bruuuh3142 2 роки тому +67

      For me the best insultls are prociutto, okuyasu, funny valentine and kosaku kawajiri (btd kira)

    • @karaoconnoraliasraidra
      @karaoconnoraliasraidra 2 роки тому

      My favorite was Diego’s.

    • @dirtydan4519
      @dirtydan4519 2 роки тому +5

      @@karaoconnoraliasraidra why? His insult was basic af

  • @dadylo910
    @dadylo910 2 роки тому +136

    “I’ve seen drag queens with better hair” bro Jolene is brutal💀💀💀

  • @kenny7532
    @kenny7532 2 роки тому +3356

    At 2:13 the panic and urgency in Trish's voice is so funny she is so shocked she had to yell at him not once but three times.

    • @LeinRa-Reaction
      @LeinRa-Reaction 2 роки тому +484

      Trish is very into fashion, it realy tells how terrible his hair is in her standard

    • @darkmatter9643
      @darkmatter9643 2 роки тому +290

      It’s like the hair is going to kill her, which it probably will indirectly

    • @WoeUponThee
      @WoeUponThee 2 роки тому +146

      It’s funny because Josuke and Trish’s hairstyles are pretty similar in some aspects.

    • @oof3479
      @oof3479 2 роки тому +72

      @@WoeUponThee They are both pompadour

    • @JugularJohn
      @JugularJohn 2 роки тому +79

      Trish loves fashion. To her, that hair is practically a sin

  • @averagedoc3633
    @averagedoc3633 2 роки тому +111

    3:05
    It’s a good rule of thumb to not trust a politician’s campaign promises, but this one I have full faith he’ll deliver on

  • @dragonmaster2453
    @dragonmaster2453 2 роки тому +2011

    God, I love how the charcaters just go from childishly joking about his hair to genuinely getting pissed off from the sight of it.

    • @caderyan07
      @caderyan07 2 роки тому +168

      Don't forget literally making it illegal

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 2 роки тому +180

      Trish stands out to me as she sounds particularly alarmed, as if the literal fashion police are going to knock down her door any minute.

    • @sophisticatedmoai9740
      @sophisticatedmoai9740 Рік тому +72

      Yukako really went, “I’m not gonna sugarcoat it” 💀

    • @fivepainbbles
      @fivepainbbles Рік тому +43

      Trish sounds scared for her life

    • @vokedrious
      @vokedrious Рік тому +30

      Hermes' line feels more like a direct insult to Josuke, not to his hair

  • @gizmo9133
    @gizmo9133 11 місяців тому +35

    2:51
    Everyone else: insults hair
    Johnny: cool hair /j

  • @ripper_madness
    @ripper_madness 2 роки тому +655

    2:24 I know he can't be talking with that devil fruit looking ah haircut 💀

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 2 роки тому +59

      I WAS WONDERING WHY IT LOOKED FAMILIAR... 🤣

    • @notfabio9858
      @notfabio9858 2 роки тому +42

      I know exactly who you’re talking about without even seeing that part of the video yet lmao

    • @Picmanreborn
      @Picmanreborn 2 роки тому +6

      LMFAOOOOOO 😂😂😭😭😂😂😭

    • @Maskedmaniac282
      @Maskedmaniac282 Рік тому +26

      Devil fruit looking ah hair cut 💀💀💀💀

    • @sophisticatedmoai9740
      @sophisticatedmoai9740 Рік тому +8

      My dumbass thought it looked like the top of an igloo at first, but now I can’t unsee it LMAO

  • @dg6499ig
    @dg6499ig 2 роки тому +142

    I love the ones that are completely honest.
    "That's some effed up hair."
    "Listen, i'm gonna be frank. That hairstyle sucks."
    Jotaro insults him on accident which is even crazier.

  • @firionkaiser8291
    @firionkaiser8291 2 роки тому +844

    The fact my boy stayed in that pose to get insulted by the entire cast in various locations is just depressing and amazing at the same time.

    • @pakkuman1
      @pakkuman1 2 роки тому +63

      He's just memorizing voices, so he knows exactly who to go after later for insulting his hair.

    • @Lightdragon773
      @Lightdragon773 2 роки тому +32

      He has enough rage build up to rival the Hulk

    • @MartezAnims
      @MartezAnims Рік тому +11

      Marvel: Josuke kills the Universe

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodMahoraga
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodMahoraga 2 місяці тому

      Nah bro bc he slaughtered all the cast afterwards… so it’s really an L on everyone else’s side

  • @megafan1137
    @megafan1137 2 роки тому +90

    Okuyasu insulting josuke's hair is hilarious considering he's got the same cut but smaller

  • @sakanamichan3714
    @sakanamichan3714 2 роки тому +2180

    I love that Zepelli wants to know the secrets of Josuke’s hair.
    Johnny is wonderfully sarcastic.
    And Gappy… man, remember when we thought we’d someday get a hair reveal and he’d have the same pompadour? We still don’t know what Gappy’s head looks like.

    • @trainattacker17
      @trainattacker17 2 роки тому +108

      He does, its just smaller

    • @yoyhue1678
      @yoyhue1678 2 роки тому +200

      Technically Josefumi has it

    • @Lava_Lazy
      @Lava_Lazy 2 роки тому +81

      What if he has waves

    • @4Deadserious
      @4Deadserious 2 роки тому +1

      @@Lava_Lazy Gappy seems like the type of mf to rock a doorag

    • @Another_Hibiki
      @Another_Hibiki 2 роки тому +50

      Gappy hair is a regular hair... you know it, when a hair that was entirely shaved is starting to grow, i don't know why do people think that there's more to it.

  • @plainblocks2
    @plainblocks2 2 роки тому +52

    Gotta love how Kakyoin and Giorno just says "My hairstyle is better than yours."

  • @rsookchand919
    @rsookchand919 2 роки тому +618

    Crazy Diamond Over Heaven.
    If you even THINK Josuke’s hair is bad you’ll be pulverized

    • @brysonstiles6737
      @brysonstiles6737 2 роки тому +73

      And then your hair is made into a pompadour

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 2 роки тому +53

      Crazy Diamond's Wonder of U

    • @d3athscythe575
      @d3athscythe575 2 роки тому +31

      @@jellymatsuryuka6853 everybody who insults his hairstyle, will become a part of his hair for eternity

    • @randomgem8087
      @randomgem8087 2 роки тому +8

      Basically wonder of u

    • @PencilPenisParker
      @PencilPenisParker 2 роки тому

      @@brysonstiles6737 no you're made into a pompadour

  • @darylchua2168
    @darylchua2168 2 роки тому +131

    2:00 Giorno's is the funniest because it's like the only time Giorno says something with pride about himself and he knows it's true. Nothing can compare to the Golden Doughnut Cut.

  • @naitenexe3340
    @naitenexe3340 2 роки тому +781

    Funny valentine straight up:
    **I gotta make that hair illegal now**

    • @GhostWithAGun69
      @GhostWithAGun69 2 роки тому +85

      that haircut became a war crime in 3 seconds, josuke making a warcrime world speedrun

    • @Hifeco
      @Hifeco 2 роки тому +13

      1984

    • @sophisticatedmoai9740
      @sophisticatedmoai9740 2 роки тому +45

      I thought Valentine was gonna say some shit like, “I’ve looked through every known universe, and can’t find one person that likes your hair.”

    • @sometijng
      @sometijng 2 роки тому +5

      @@sophisticatedmoai9740 me when someone comments first:

    • @sophisticatedmoai9740
      @sophisticatedmoai9740 Рік тому +1

      @@sometijng Facts though

  • @MarkaTella
    @MarkaTella 2 роки тому +57

    I find it funny that Josuke insults his own hairdo and that Kiochi is the only one that didn’t bluntly insult him

    • @endertheinkling8249
      @endertheinkling8249 2 роки тому +14

      And he still took it personally.
      Friend or foe, never insult his hair

    • @sophisticatedmoai9740
      @sophisticatedmoai9740 Рік тому +5

      @@endertheinkling8249 “If you insult the hair, then all is fair.”
      -Master Oogway

    • @debigboix4390
      @debigboix4390 Рік тому +4

      Johnny didn’t either. He just said he loved it. 😂

  • @Edpsama
    @Edpsama 2 роки тому +1916

    Gotta love how josukes toxic to himself

    • @VirtuallyInsaneBlues
      @VirtuallyInsaneBlues 2 роки тому +167

      basically, on the deep, very very deep of his heart. He doesn't like it at all

    • @grid9521
      @grid9521 2 роки тому +48

      “That’s some effed up hair”

    • @liontamer0012
      @liontamer0012 2 роки тому +82

      @Jaddoc That's not how it works. You can love owning something, but might simply dislike the guy imitating you.

    • @akatsukigajou1639
      @akatsukigajou1639 2 роки тому +11

      @@VirtuallyInsaneBlues nope this is just a fever dream he had since theres no such thing as josuke from a parralel world.

    • @akatsukigajou1639
      @akatsukigajou1639 2 роки тому +6

      @@liontamer0012 "correct"
      -sheldon j.plankton

  • @the_soup_man695
    @the_soup_man695 2 роки тому +7

    Funny Val literally outlawing josuke's hairstyle takes the cake, he was so offended he made it ILLEGAL

  • @connorhung6958
    @connorhung6958 2 роки тому +763

    Idk why but, Giornos first time mentioning his own hair 😂 got me

    • @nerotrius
      @nerotrius 2 роки тому +185

      🥩 vs 🍩🍩🍩

    • @dreamiinotdream730
      @dreamiinotdream730 2 роки тому +14

      Crunching numbers, I’ll get back to you

    • @monseleiton7461
      @monseleiton7461 2 роки тому +89

      @@nerotrius more like 🥾 vs 🍩🍩🍩
      Hold on, someone's knocking at my door-

    • @TheMathtag
      @TheMathtag 2 роки тому +36

      @@monseleiton7461 pray to everything sacred that Giorno doesn't mind hair insults

    • @mariushatcher2643
      @mariushatcher2643 2 роки тому +20

      @@monseleiton7461 "roundabout starts playing as the knocking gets progressively Louder and Louder until only one word is heard" DORA

  • @Darkoriax17
    @Darkoriax17 2 роки тому +116

    I love that Koichi is such a bro that he’s trying his best to not be insulting but knows he has to throw a little shade.
    Also HOLY FUCK THEY WENT ALL IN WITH THIS FUCKING ROSTER.

  • @HashiNuke
    @HashiNuke 2 роки тому +452

    "I sure as hell am hungry for some steak. Oh wait, that's your hair."

  • @nananeani752
    @nananeani752 2 роки тому +122

    Nah, Jolyne don't have no chill😭😭 2:31

    • @panthekirb7561
      @panthekirb7561 2 роки тому +33

      Jolyne sent the man straight to the shadow realm.

    • @Edward3Nigma
      @Edward3Nigma 4 місяці тому +3

      It's even funnier because her comment comes after Diavolo

    • @Jacksontrooper777
      @Jacksontrooper777 4 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@panthekirb7561yeah and he probably sent her to oblivion 5 seconds Later

    • @panthekirb7561
      @panthekirb7561 4 місяці тому

      @@Jacksontrooper777 Certified Jolyne Moment

    • @Jacksontrooper777
      @Jacksontrooper777 4 місяці тому +2

      @@panthekirb7561 I feel like the only time she would say something like that is if it was episode 1 Joylne

  • @T1nyRuby
    @T1nyRuby 2 роки тому +312

    "I'd turn you old, but your hair's already out of date"
    Lmao holy
    I didn't expect prosciutto to be good at roasting

    • @tonyawwwno3364
      @tonyawwwno3364 2 роки тому +45

      It appears he has the same type of stand as avdol, to be able to burn like that

    • @KillerMeme
      @KillerMeme 2 роки тому +33

      He’s part of a hitman squad, he’s quips are just as killer as his skills

    • @sophisticatedmoai9740
      @sophisticatedmoai9740 Рік тому +9

      Fun Fact: He can stick a middle finger at you when he stylish evades LMAO

  • @16N92
    @16N92 2 роки тому +36

    Baoh: says literally nothing
    Josuke: And I took it personally

    • @wojtekw738
      @wojtekw738 Рік тому +6

      Josuke gets so powerful when someone insults his hair that he can hear the narrator 💀

  • @zoid2964
    @zoid2964 2 роки тому +383

    1:08 now hold on he has a point

  • @KoroH2O
    @KoroH2O 2 роки тому +22

    Everyone: *Tries to make a pun or insult josuke's hair in a creative way that fits their personality *
    DIO: "Your hair ugly"

    • @coolsteve3214
      @coolsteve3214 Рік тому

      Also DIO: Your hair looks like cow shit.

    • @tobylanglois3698
      @tobylanglois3698 Рік тому +2

      Nah it suits him cause it's such a mean spirited comment about it looking like dog shit on the side of the road and he says it with such contempt , disdain and seething underneath the surface lol.

  • @authorbat5562
    @authorbat5562 2 роки тому +255

    Old Joseph’s insult seems more mean-spirited than any of the villains. Like, WOW, Joseph! That’s your son, you asshole!

    • @kyeblade06
      @kyeblade06 2 роки тому +32

      I mean its not like he knows that he is

    • @ten7554
      @ten7554 2 роки тому +19

      Yeah it's part 2 Joseph but still devastating

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Рік тому +10

      @@ten7554 I think they were talking bout Part 3 Joseph, which is even worse.

    • @cedrolenon
      @cedrolenon Рік тому +2

      part 3 Joseph after insulting his son hair: ua-cam.com/video/WwOKcuDD1y4/v-deo.html

  • @schuymac2639
    @schuymac2639 2 роки тому +29

    "That hair's awful! I wouldn't be caught dead with it!" well at least he was true to his words.

  • @tritonis54
    @tritonis54 2 роки тому +316

    Trish is genuinely terrified of this lack of fashion.

  • @KyoJo_V5
    @KyoJo_V5 2 роки тому +57

    3:23 Josuke Marches angrily 😂

  • @Alexkabron
    @Alexkabron 2 роки тому +211

    Baoh: **look at josuke's hair looks bad without saying**
    Josuke: 😡

    • @Drip_Wooper
      @Drip_Wooper 2 роки тому +46

      my man broke the 4th wall just because the narrator insulted his hair
      if Araki had written an paragraph insulting his hair Josuke would've punched him throught the goddamn page XD

    • @kyeblade06
      @kyeblade06 2 роки тому +10

      @@Drip_Wooper josuke starting to sound like popeye

    • @sophisticatedmoai9740
      @sophisticatedmoai9740 Рік тому +9

      @@Drip_Wooper Bro would probably pull him INTO the manga LMAO

  • @opalyasu7159
    @opalyasu7159 2 роки тому +79

    3:15 that moment when the narrator roasts your hair

  • @ItzChrisss1
    @ItzChrisss1 2 роки тому +315

    Pet shop: *screeches*
    Josuke: and I took that one personally

    • @SkyknightMu
      @SkyknightMu 2 роки тому +3

      Considering how much like laughter it sounds…
      Petsounds: (Why do I feel chilly all of a sudden?)

  • @duskbringer4583
    @duskbringer4583 2 роки тому +12

    Iggy: *Bark Bark.*
    Petshotp: *Bird Sounds.*
    Josuke: "...Did... Did they just insult my hair!?"

  • @EnvyMizuhashi
    @EnvyMizuhashi 2 роки тому +160

    Dog: barks
    Josuke: *THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?!*

  • @oni1261
    @oni1261 2 роки тому +22

    "I've seen drag queens with better hair!"
    *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

  • @jsammy5935
    @jsammy5935 2 роки тому +172

    Ngl, Ghaccio, Trish and Ermes killed it
    Dio as well 💀

    • @HashiNuke
      @HashiNuke 2 роки тому +39

      Prosciutto has a good roast as well

    • @IAMINSIDEYOURWALLS604
      @IAMINSIDEYOURWALLS604 2 роки тому +26

      @@HashiNuke petshop did it best when he said "GEEEEEEEEEK" I felt that roast like it was me.

    • @firionkaiser8291
      @firionkaiser8291 2 роки тому +4

      Which Dio? Part 1, Part 3, I guess Part 7 counts too technically.

    • @TheOneAndOnlyTakati
      @TheOneAndOnlyTakati 2 роки тому +9

      Trish sounded so distressed by his hair lmao

  • @zekenotech
    @zekenotech 2 роки тому +15

    I love how 95% of these are roasts but Giorno and Kakyoin are just "My hair is way better than yours."

  • @umrayquazashinyapareceu1672
    @umrayquazashinyapareceu1672 2 роки тому +66

    Pet shop: *does random bird noises
    Josuke: *so you have choosen death*

    • @DaakkuuYRS
      @DaakkuuYRS 2 роки тому +3

      Pet Shop said that Josuke's hair is cool and was killed because of that...

    • @masterzenonias
      @masterzenonias 2 роки тому +1

      SHOES STORE : WOW look like you already have one and doesn't need to buy a pair at my shop !!

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 2 роки тому +8

    Trish sounds alarmed, like the actual fashion police are going to bust down Josuke's door at any moment. And yes, considering the Jojoverse has people posing naturally, there may be fashion police.

  • @valtube6728
    @valtube6728 2 роки тому +192

    in ASB he sounded like he was going to send you to hell with a single DORA, in ASBR he seems kind of angry

    • @ChiefMedicPururu
      @ChiefMedicPururu 2 роки тому +11

      That's how *you* hear it.

    • @valtube6728
      @valtube6728 2 роки тому +10

      @@ChiefMedicPururu the point is that the asb had more anger

    • @ChiefMedicPururu
      @ChiefMedicPururu 2 роки тому +11

      @@valtube6728 ...You ignore that this isn't the same guy voicing Josuke, right? Yuki Ono doesn't sound anything like Wataru Hatano.

    • @valtube6728
      @valtube6728 2 роки тому +38

      @@ChiefMedicPururu obviously they are different actors, I'm not an idiot, the problem is not that it sounds different, it's that it sounds less loud

    • @kait6406
      @kait6406 2 роки тому +1

      @@valtube6728 yeah just like buccialati

  • @ABCDEFGthatisnotGaming
    @ABCDEFGthatisnotGaming Рік тому +3

    No matter who you are:
    -Some random stranger
    -One of Josuke's friends
    -One of Josuke's relatives
    -Gappy
    -A serial killer with the ability to cover up things
    -Some bird or dog
    -Vampire
    -A priest
    -The POTUS
    -Ancient demigods
    -Mafia boss with self aware DID on one side
    -Mercenary from an alternate universe
    -A literal self-insert of the author
    -Thinking in your mind
    -The narrator
    You can provoke Josuke by insulting his hair and he will find you.

  • @ChadBenjamin
    @ChadBenjamin 2 роки тому +541

    Diavolo's insult in Eyes of Heaven was amazing, it's disappointing that they kept the original All Star Battle one instead.

    • @LK-1D3
      @LK-1D3 2 роки тому +19

      What was the EoH one?

    • @ChadBenjamin
      @ChadBenjamin 2 роки тому +473

      @@LK-1D3 "Just the result. Calling your hair "garbage" is the only result that matters."

    • @LK-1D3
      @LK-1D3 2 роки тому +113

      @@ChadBenjamin Clearly, he didn't see the result that came after he said that. And he has a clairvoyant ability

    • @LK-1D3
      @LK-1D3 2 роки тому +15

      @CornusEntertainment Damn, that's good

    • @Bogacb
      @Bogacb 2 роки тому +5

      @@ChadBenjamin 💀

  • @debigboix4390
    @debigboix4390 Рік тому +17

    I love how Johnny doesn’t even insult him

  • @yuujimitsurigi9154
    @yuujimitsurigi9154 2 роки тому +129

    as always, Johnny is the king of sarcasm

  • @genericedgyinternetuser4930
    @genericedgyinternetuser4930 2 роки тому +33

    2:34 I have been cackling at Ermes' line for a solid 5 minutes.

    • @asteridfk
      @asteridfk 2 роки тому +7

      She's about to say every swear known to man 💀

    • @sophisticatedmoai9740
      @sophisticatedmoai9740 Рік тому +6

      Ermes just finished reading a book from the prison library called, “Black People Vocabulary” 💀

    • @angryboi595
      @angryboi595 Рік тому +1

      Ermes was getting ready to say every swear word form the dictionary 💀

  • @zawarudo855
    @zawarudo855 2 роки тому +153

    Damn Prosciutto's is just straight up savage AF

    • @KillerMeme
      @KillerMeme 2 роки тому +13

      He’s an assassin with words too not just his stand

  • @strawberrykeiku
    @strawberrykeiku Рік тому +30

    1:42 Shigechi, be quiet dawg..you look like Dodoria 😭

    • @astrokelper
      @astrokelper Рік тому +6

      bro's about to say "LORD FRIEEEEZAAAAA!!!" 💀

    • @lynk172
      @lynk172 3 години тому

      WAIT WAIT WAIT, SOMEONE SEND JOTARO WITH A PURPLE FIT, SO WE CAN HAVE HIT

  • @sirkinsella9831
    @sirkinsella9831 2 роки тому +189

    Newcomer hair insults:
    00:08 - Speedwagon
    01:04 - Mariah
    01:08 - Pet Shop
    01:37 - Yukako
    02:13 - Trish
    02:19 - Prosciutto
    02:24 - Ghiaccio
    02:36 - Foo Fighters
    02:46 - Pucci (Whitesnake)
    02:59 - Diego (Scary Monsters)
    I had to exclude Jotaro (Part 4) where he had a same insult as Part 3 somehow.

    • @GhostWithAGun69
      @GhostWithAGun69 2 роки тому +20

      Pucci getting cancer by seeing josuke's hair

    • @bloodwolf2002
      @bloodwolf2002 2 роки тому +9

      Ghiaccho
      Your hair pisses me off
      Got to love it

    • @filler7359
      @filler7359 2 роки тому +3

      Vanilla Ice called his hair affectedly and irritatingly grand, solemn, or self-important. Is that even an insult?
      baoh? a hater?

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 Рік тому +1

      He's just "we gotta talk about this shit of a hairstyle, but later"

  • @kalo_vera
    @kalo_vera 2 роки тому +6

    Josuke: _gives himself a pompadour_
    Ghiaccio: *"AND I TOOK OFFENCE TO THAT"*

    • @SteelShroom256
      @SteelShroom256 Рік тому +2

      Doesn't really say much when he seems to be perpetually pissed off.

  • @Mizana09
    @Mizana09 2 роки тому +65

    GTA 5 : Everyone roast Franklin.😐🙄
    JoJo : Everyone roast Josuke.😡🔥
    Nice Haircut 😂

    • @alexmiroshsugar8980
      @alexmiroshsugar8980 2 роки тому +5

      @azerty 1 better yet, maybe Jotaro'll call you for task in Italy if he ever stop fucking with Koi.... Oh wait, that's too far

    • @Michiru_chan
      @Michiru_chan 2 роки тому +3

      The reply’s are hilarious 😂😂

    • @Motivation_snack6668
      @Motivation_snack6668 2 роки тому +3

      @azerty 1 -Better yet, maybe Koichi will call yo steak-hair and tell you how much of a reliable guy he is, Elviiis. *leaves*
      -....Who???
      .

  • @N_DAnimationEnthusiast
    @N_DAnimationEnthusiast 2 роки тому +29

    2:56 Oh dang! Gyro’s new translation is just too good!

  • @hopefulfriend4163
    @hopefulfriend4163 2 роки тому +104

    To this day I'm still disappointed that Kira never dissed his hair. Granted, it kinda fits with his character that he wouldn't since while he has gloated and bragged he didn't really talk That much shit (at least compared to everyone else), but still.

    • @TbA500N
      @TbA500N 2 роки тому +29

      It would of ended the part too fast

    • @hopefulfriend4163
      @hopefulfriend4163 2 роки тому +9

      @@TbA500N I mean, I'm not too sure, the whole fight Kira kept trying to get Josuke off his edge and most of the reasons he stayed alive for so long was luck (His pops guiding him, Stray cat being inside KQ, the doctor at the last second turned hostage), and him insulting his hair after potentially killing his bff, definitely would have pissed off Josuke to an enormous degree, thus making him lose his cool ever more. Woulda just been really fun either way ofc lmao

    • @TbA500N
      @TbA500N 2 роки тому +7

      @@hopefulfriend4163 when his hair is insulted crazy diamond can out strength and speed star platinum josuke would of destroyed Kira.....I do wish the joke was used once more at least tho

  • @quadraa3708
    @quadraa3708 2 роки тому +2

    Everyone: Your hair sucks
    Kakyoin: Mine is better

  • @jackluffy7914
    @jackluffy7914 2 роки тому +42

    Pet shops insult was by far the most hurtful one…god damn😢

  • @kamaleaoguerrer1544
    @kamaleaoguerrer1544 Рік тому +10

    I like how Kakyoin and Giorno aren't really badmouthing Josuke's hair they're just saying their hair is better and it's also funny how Trish is DESPERATE about Josuke's hair

  • @doverboy1
    @doverboy1 2 роки тому +42

    Even Josuke doesnt like his own hair, if he were to meet himself
    And Baoh, damn, Josuke has broken the fourth wall when he heard the narrator saying about Josuke's hair

  • @immanati1831
    @immanati1831 Рік тому +40

    1:19 would he get mad at himself for insulting his hair 🧐

  • @renathedigimon8141
    @renathedigimon8141 2 роки тому +17

    "I'd turn you old but your hair's already out of date"
    911 yes I'd like to report a genocide

    • @sophisticatedmoai9740
      @sophisticatedmoai9740 Рік тому +2

      “911 What’s your emergency?”
      “There’s this Japanese kid in a purple school uniform over here at the train station beating people to death! And if you ask me he has pretty bad hair too- Wait now he’s running over here-“
      *_”WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!”_*
      “OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT-“
      “Sir, hello, are you there?”

  • @sophisticatedmoai9740
    @sophisticatedmoai9740 2 роки тому +9

    I deadass thought Diavolo was gonna say something like, “In case you’re wondering what that feeling was, I skipped the segment of time in which I threw up at your ABSOLUTELY atrocious haircut!”

  • @HalvoDraws
    @HalvoDraws 2 роки тому +53

    the giorno one had me verbally saying "oh dear"

    • @joshuazedricantonio6867
      @joshuazedricantonio6867 2 роки тому +11

      "My boy you got 3 donuts for a hairstyle"

    • @HalvoDraws
      @HalvoDraws 2 роки тому +9

      @@joshuazedricantonio6867 "my fellow you have a whole loaf of bread for a hair style"

    • @leethemonstrous
      @leethemonstrous 2 роки тому +8

      My brother in Christ Giorno you look like an advert for Dunkin Donuts

  • @maddness_pennding8943
    @maddness_pennding8943 2 роки тому +12

    I like how most of the main villains just say "what disgusting hair."

    • @fatherpucci8170
      @fatherpucci8170 Рік тому +5

      And there is Valentine make that haircut illegal in America

    • @SteelShroom256
      @SteelShroom256 Рік тому

      Yeah, the ones for Dio Brando, Kars and Diavolo are just way too identical.

  • @sparkingred66
    @sparkingred66 2 роки тому +111

    Since when is Grateful Dead the same type of stand as Magician's Red ? Bro burned Josuke so bad.

  • @gabrielrayolidan359
    @gabrielrayolidan359 2 роки тому +12

    I love how johnny being so sarcastic LOL

  • @c.h.j7881
    @c.h.j7881 2 роки тому +24

    2:09 Narancia, you not wrong...

  • @skelecon4647
    @skelecon4647 2 роки тому +12

    The implication that he's hearing all of these at once means that after they're finished he will be at 28265% power

  • @marybison3668
    @marybison3668 2 роки тому +73

    damn valentine words to josuke sure is funny as hell

    • @kichu3033
      @kichu3033 2 роки тому +14

      It had to be funny, after all it's funny valentine xd

    • @GhostWithAGun69
      @GhostWithAGun69 2 роки тому +17

      Man literally didnt had enough by talking trash about the hair, he literally outlawed the dam hair in entire United States (Or when he gets to hes office)

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda 2 роки тому +7

      @@GhostWithAGun69 If he made it, I wonder how Elvis and other celebs hairstyle style would look like in their world

  • @Mr_pizzbruh
    @Mr_pizzbruh 2 роки тому +11

    The funniest thing about Giorno's roast is that it actually has some merit to it

  • @mdplanes781
    @mdplanes781 2 роки тому +24

    PetShop: “nee gee gee gee!”
    Josuke: “ and I took that personally.”

  • @JojoPiggy
    @JojoPiggy 2 роки тому +6

    I love how everyone was saying something about his hair and pet shop was just like
    *DEMONIC SCREECHING*

  • @ChiefMedicPururu
    @ChiefMedicPururu 2 роки тому +93

    Sucks that Jotaro (Part 3) is not using his Eyes of Heaven insult. Both now have the same line.

    • @tostapane9092
      @tostapane9092 2 роки тому +3

      What was his insult line?

    • @ChiefMedicPururu
      @ChiefMedicPururu 2 роки тому +74

      @@tostapane9092 "Your hair is such a joke I can't even think of anything to say to you."
      A reference to Rubber Soul (Yellow Temperance).

    • @tostapane9092
      @tostapane9092 2 роки тому +7

      @@ChiefMedicPururu that's a pretty good roast

  • @tristandaries1129
    @tristandaries1129 2 роки тому +5

    I like how his hair makes everyone else physically angry, but then there Koichi and Pet Shop

  • @SuperFusionAJ93
    @SuperFusionAJ93 2 роки тому +82

    When I heard AC/DC and Old Joseph, I immediately got depressed....

    • @ChiefMedicPururu
      @ChiefMedicPururu 2 роки тому +15

      *Esidisi

    • @SuperFusionAJ93
      @SuperFusionAJ93 2 роки тому

      @@ChiefMedicPururu
      Same Thig Shut Up

    • @Growlingtummy2
      @Growlingtummy2 2 роки тому +25

      RIP Keiji Fujiwara and Unsho Ishizuka…. 😢

    • @joebustanut
      @joebustanut 2 роки тому +3

      @@ChiefMedicPururu its actually acdc, esidisi is the localized name

    • @Wavpro
      @Wavpro 2 роки тому +6

      @@joebustanut No. Esidisi is how Araki spells it, AC/DC is just the reference.

  • @vaughnlawson9059
    @vaughnlawson9059 2 роки тому +13

    I like how Dio in part 1 is mean, but part 3 Dio just lets the insults fly

  • @yoshikagekira4653
    @yoshikagekira4653 2 роки тому +46

    HOLY CRAP, OLD JOSEPH WAS DONE

  • @Soupy-zt6cs
    @Soupy-zt6cs Рік тому +4

    I love how (new) Josuke just basically says
    "Damn bro your shits all fucked up"

  • @sashawolfson3602
    @sashawolfson3602 2 роки тому +18

    Out of all of them, I love Johnny's. He sound so Sarcastic, I love it XD

  • @85man56
    @85man56 Рік тому +2

    And none of them were ever heard from again

  • @davidemacioce8904
    @davidemacioce8904 2 роки тому +45

    1:19 even Josuke insult his pwn hair

  • @Aslyum
    @Aslyum 2 роки тому +5

    Johnny: I love your hair! It’s the craziest stuff I’ve ever seen!
    Josuke: Is that a compliment?