Kevin needs to hire this guy and start a Video Game Business Consultant business, with different departments for each aspect of business ownership. Evil Planning, Accounting, Contract Law, Logistics.
@@nathank2289 I mean Kongo Bongo isn't exactly America, I was figuring the island was its own country, hence the series being called "Donkey Kong Country"
0:56 i know this is a joke but as a metroid fan im required to tell you that mother brain is a PIRATE and a military traitor, i dont think the IRS would attempt to bother them
@@superdaveozy7863Indeed. And what a warning it was. "No, no, you guys don't understand. It's not just a bad day. The entire Western world goes down the tubes in the span of two decades. So, there's wokeness, MAGA, QAnon, refugees come to Germany, flat Earth, chickens for KFC... No. No! Stop laughing! This is serious, you have to take me seriously!" They didn't take me seriously. 😢
To Ganon: “You’ve spent an awful lot on pottery, and it’s very high-quality pottery, and you use it just to hold Rupees? You’re throwing away a lot of cash on this. Try keeping those at a bank.”
It's basically been the rule since Al Capone got busted in 1931. Most successful criminals usually do their taxes and are super tight about it, villains are probably even more serious about it.
I think one of the better details that Dorkly puts effort into with these video game sprite videos is the use of appropriate sound effects like the game-accurate slot machine sounds in the Casino Night scene. :)
Didn't expect to see Chrono Trigger in a Dorky skit. Definitely a happy surprise! Now if only Square Enix would give Chrono Trigger some attention! (Still waiting for that remake!)
The Pokémon world is so chaotic, I'm surprised that they have climates with all the Pokémon that fucks around with the weather and can create volcanos.
Poor "Shadow Kitsune" didn't even get their name spelled or pronounced correctly. Edit, to the first person who replied: You're wrong. The user spelled it "Shadow Kitsune" as you can see in the list of patrons.
What about dr Wily? Guy is canonically struggling for money, can see it in his robot designs if they aren't made from recycled junk, halloween attractions, cars, whatever he just steals someone else's robot modifying them to call his own.
Do Freeza! His business plan always annoyed me. He could be taxing everyone by force but instead he cleanses planets of life and sells them to who knows, despite being the most powerful non-god around and even though he's seemingly running out of planets.
Ross Scott's video on Sonic Heroes examines Robotnik and he concludes he's insanely successful financially. With his vast manufacturing, he's basically an employee of one thus making him the richest self-employed businessman alive.
Bowser: Those coins are just there for anyone to collect. I even use them to pay my minions for trying to help me. Without me paying them, I would be forced to work alone because not even that green guy who gets disrespected a lot would help me. His brother even treats him worse on this channel and he still helps him. The guy: Channel? What are you talking about? Bowser: I break the 4th wall in games. It should be normal here. The guy: Ok?
Caterpie, Wurmple, Sewaddle, and Scatterbug would be eating way more than that. If you know about how gluttonous caterpillars are, you would know that a pack of them can eat all the leaves off a tree in just 1 day. Oak should just raise Magikarp for the same reason. And Robotnic should just make the machine snag extra lives instead of rings since it takes 100 rings to create an extra life. There is a kremling in DKC2 that could help him with this.
Excellent pixel animation on the accountant whoever did that. Metal Slug level good. Think he could’ve used a 1px black outline around him to help differentiate against the background. Superb animation, great job.
Here some ideas for this accountant Risky boot Dr Whily King K rool King deedee The dark queen (battletoads) Rash,pimple, zits (battletoads) M bison Purple guy Donkey Kong Luigi
Add handsome Jack from borderlands I want to see him talk to his accountant, God the conversations would be hilarious and well probably end with handsome Jack shooting his accountant in the face!
@@justinbuergi9867 so you want to go back to when you peaked instead of trying to improve what you have now beter and make the best out of it? Are you mad that the kid you bullied is now your boss while you're a janitor at their company? Sweep that broom lol
It’s the little detail, the little detail that when the accountant hits the car it was the same sound as Mario 1 hitting a block he can’t break. In other words no damage. Excellent choice in sound.
Can't wait to see The accountant do Contra, and if possible some Sega Classics. I saw your Altered Beast video (hilarious), and would love to see ones for Sega's After Burner II, Hang-On or Super Hang-On, etc. Ohhhh, and Williams' N.A.R.C.! 🙂
The accountant needs a name! Ideas please...
Dave
John
Jerry.
Stu
Bill
He's no Kevin The Assistant but The Account guys makes extremely good financial points
"Infinity War' Is The Most Ambitious Crossover Event In History"
Kevin The Assistant meets Video Game Accountant:
Team up?
At least he's not offering advice that actually make sense on why games became popular like Mark The Agent
The equivalent to bad cop and good cop
Yeah
Maybe this guy can help Sonic work out an insurance policy so he doesn't have to lose all his rings every time he gets an ouchie.
And better retirement plan, so he don’t end up working for tails
Health care sucks
Damn overpriced medical practices
First a videogame agent, then a villain assistant & now a videogame accountant.
Next the video game union boss (who is vaguely mafioesq)
You forgot video game power up warehouse.
Don't forget the real estate agent we saw in one episode.
I want a video game lawyer next
Umm…Ok
Kevin needs to hire this guy and start a Video Game Business Consultant business, with different departments for each aspect of business ownership. Evil Planning, Accounting, Contract Law, Logistics.
And to have everything under the roof even a merchandise department.
Can Kevin do that since he disappeared and presumably went to heaven?
"Listen man i understand your family owns the whole island but you cant pay property tax in bananas."
To be fair Bananas are a currency there like euros and pesos.
I think if he owns the island wouldn't his property taxes be going to himself? I think he's good with bananas.
@@hakasek4052 that's not how "ownership" works in America sadly
@@nathank2289 I mean Kongo Bongo isn't exactly America, I was figuring the island was its own country, hence the series being called "Donkey Kong Country"
0:56 i know this is a joke but as a metroid fan im required to tell you that mother brain is a PIRATE and a military traitor, i dont think the IRS would attempt to bother them
"please let me use your time machine, my life is so sad!"
me: i know how you feel
Problem with recent time travel, you feel morally obligated to warn Earth of 9/11 if you go past 2001.
@@superdaveozy7863 If that's what it takes to fix my life, fine.
@@superdaveozy7863Indeed. And what a warning it was. "No, no, you guys don't understand. It's not just a bad day. The entire Western world goes down the tubes in the span of two decades. So, there's wokeness, MAGA, QAnon, refugees come to Germany, flat Earth, chickens for KFC... No. No! Stop laughing! This is serious, you have to take me seriously!"
They didn't take me seriously. 😢
...I am in this picture and I do not like it.
Life about moving forward not going back! Quit living in the past!
1:05 surprised they didn’t get the person who voiced mother brain in Sonic for Hire
Nor Bowser's
How is bro here
Which is wild because its the same crew
They don’t have anywhere near enough money to hire people anymore.
Bowser went from a Eton accent to a London cockney
Huh?
@@NegaLimbo his voice has changed
@@NegaLimbo his voice was way more posh back then
@@Goofbert69 Dammit. 😞
@@Goofbert69 I loved his British accent. It's gone now, isn’t it? 😩
1:30 That explains why eggman sold casino zone in sonic for hire.
Imagine being so incompetent you manage to bankrupt a casino.
The car claims another victim 2:35
I see you too are a man of culture... 😎
First James, and now him
@@kobienotcoby2862You forgot Paul
He's not wrong, though. I nearly broke my foot kicking a car once, and that was _while_ wearing steel-toed boots.
As a staff accountant by day and a gamer by night, this one was very appreciated.
Prof. Oak feeding Caterpie to Pidgeotto is wild af! 😭😂. "Yeeesss, but this way is more funn" 🤣
I'd say he should be using wild Caterpie, but caught Pokemon do give more exp. So his plan is pretty sound.
This guy, Kevin the Assistant and the Agent need to have a crossover episode
To Ganon: “You’ve spent an awful lot on pottery, and it’s very high-quality pottery, and you use it just to hold Rupees? You’re throwing away a lot of cash on this. Try keeping those at a bank.”
Yeah! Even villains need to keep their finances in check
More like especially, the villains are always making levels for people to go through and get no money in return, lol.
It's basically been the rule since Al Capone got busted in 1931. Most successful criminals usually do their taxes and are super tight about it, villains are probably even more serious about it.
@@DreamlessVoidis that why the Joker is afraid of the IRS and crazy enough to take on Batman but not them? The Al Capone thing?
@@DreamlessVoid Heidi Fleiss explicitly said that if she had *just* did her taxes, she never would have gotten in trouble.
NES Bowser having a British accent is excellent
The Video Game Accountant works for the Joker: "You know, for a guy who claims to be a creature of anarchy, you keep oddly detailed tax records."
I’ve been watching this channel for so
Long. Thank you for still being around and delivering quality content
Thanks for sticking with us!
Was expecting Motherbrain to act like how she does in Sonic 4 Hire.
Same
He’d have to account for a round of “thrust-thrust-vomit”.
Or at the very least, Senequa shows up.
She would some how get rich off crypto
I was thinking like captain N
I think one of the better details that Dorkly puts effort into with these video game sprite videos is the use of appropriate sound effects like the game-accurate slot machine sounds in the Casino Night scene. :)
I love how even the accountant can’t do anything but praise Chrono.
Didn't expect to see Chrono Trigger in a Dorky skit. Definitely a happy surprise!
Now if only Square Enix would give Chrono Trigger some attention! (Still waiting for that remake!)
They're too busy remaking an inferior game. And making a new Secret of Mana.
The Pokémon world is so chaotic, I'm surprised that they have climates with all the Pokémon that fucks around with the weather and can create volcanos.
Just remember Pokédex was written by ten year olds
At least Eggman decided that meeting with his accountant was important enough to put on pants for.
Wait until he sees the balancrs of Ganondorf.
"You have literally thousands of rupees on TREASURR CHESTS OVER THE WORLD"
This needs to be it own series
Not even the Joker messes with the IRS.
It's true, and that guy messes with Batman on the regular!
Imagine if this guy started working with Kevin The Assisstant.
Looks like the accountant wants to use the time machine and save his life from being sad.
I don't blame him.
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
@@Keznen Just saying
@@pokemontrainerspencer6090 There was no need to say it. It's very clear in the video. lol
@@Keznen Meh.
That accountant is a sad, sad little man
With bruised and broken hands.
Poor "Shadow Kitsune" didn't even get their name spelled or pronounced correctly.
Edit, to the first person who replied: You're wrong. The user spelled it "Shadow Kitsune" as you can see in the list of patrons.
Well, Sonic was just reading it off as it was spelled by the individual, not his fault that person didn't realize the spelling error
@@vishusvic8793 ... You got that completely wrong though lol.
It's ok.
What about dr Wily? Guy is canonically struggling for money, can see it in his robot designs if they aren't made from recycled junk, halloween attractions, cars, whatever he just steals someone else's robot modifying them to call his own.
Bro robotnik has so much shit to deal with
His name is Classic Eggman
@@AmazingSonicBros But who is looking out for Assistant Poison Man?
Daaaamn! It's been a while since i've seen Chrono in one of your vids.
Now we need a video game therapist
We actually were planning that!
Oh
We had a assistant, we had a agent, now we have an accountant!
Do Freeza! His business plan always annoyed me. He could be taxing everyone by force but instead he cleanses planets of life and sells them to who knows, despite being the most powerful non-god around and even though he's seemingly running out of planets.
according to dragonball super, there are only 27 planets with life on them in universe 7........id argue he had already ran out
Hehe, that's me!
Wow, I'm in aw of the quality of the accountant's animations.
Ross Scott's video on Sonic Heroes examines Robotnik and he concludes he's insanely successful financially. With his vast manufacturing, he's basically an employee of one thus making him the richest self-employed businessman alive.
He must be related to Kevin.
It's not even Ken's car.
Fun fact. SEGA has a rule where in the Sonic universe money or and for of currency is not allowed to be mentioned or used.
Legends say there is still a mew under the car…
To be honest, Prof. Oak's reasoning of turning those Caterpi into bird food, actually makes sense (with the whole getting EXP for Pidgeot).
This ain’t Kevin! This is Levin!
Bowser: Those coins are just there for anyone to collect. I even use them to pay my minions for trying to help me. Without me paying them, I would be forced to work alone because not even that green guy who gets disrespected a lot would help me. His brother even treats him worse on this channel and he still helps him.
The guy: Channel? What are you talking about?
Bowser: I break the 4th wall in games. It should be normal here.
The guy: Ok?
Huh neat
The accountant doesn't play around.
Kevin 2.0😂😂
But better
@@nathanblevins158 Not better, nor worse.
Instead of exposing stupidity, it exposes the waste of money
I'm nearing my bachelors in accounting, this video makes me question my choice as a future accountant
Caterpie, Wurmple, Sewaddle, and Scatterbug would be eating way more than that. If you know about how gluttonous caterpillars are, you would know that a pack of them can eat all the leaves off a tree in just 1 day. Oak should just raise Magikarp for the same reason.
And Robotnic should just make the machine snag extra lives instead of rings since it takes 100 rings to create an extra life. There is a kremling in DKC2 that could help him with this.
Magikarp aren't good eatin'
I love these cartoons. It’s become the closest thing to a brand new Saturday morning. I enjoy in a long time.
MORE KEVIN PLEASE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Hell yeah
Give me rent!
You get this rent if you fix this damn door!
Next one will you do the payday gang from either of the payday games, it'd be pretty funny
Excellent pixel animation on the accountant whoever did that. Metal Slug level good. Think he could’ve used a 1px black outline around him to help differentiate against the background. Superb animation, great job.
If Video game healthcare was like
American healthcare.
Oh God
Pokemon Nightmare Version
That's why every time Sonic gets hit he goes bankrupt.
Many reptile owners do grow their own insects, because it's cheaper than buying food.
Eggman could be extremely successful as a theme park owner just no one likes him enough to actually go that he hasnt built
Alex Bernstein omg that animation is insanely good! Great work!
13 Secs. LETS GOO!!!!
also i just realized, i prevented people from really being first because those people commented after me.
4 minutes
When the sun attacks at any moment, you don't pay on retainer. You pay protection money.
Here some ideas for this accountant
Risky boot
Dr Whily
King K rool
King deedee
The dark queen (battletoads)
Rash,pimple, zits (battletoads)
M bison
Purple guy
Donkey Kong
Luigi
Add handsome Jack from borderlands I want to see him talk to his accountant, God the conversations would be hilarious and well probably end with handsome Jack shooting his accountant in the face!
M. Bison? The boxer from Street Fighter?
@@GabePuratekuta no, the main villain from street fighter
@@nathanblevins158 Vega?
@@GabePuratekuta no, M bison the dictator and main villain of the street fighter series.
The Chrono soundtrack made me nostalgic to the point of tears! Haha great video Dorkly!
*Hmmm....Now I know why Eric became the "Angry Sun."*
(In response to a since corrected comment) …You mean Eric?
@@lennychurch Whoops! Thanks for that. Lol
Now I am picturing Samus as an IRS agent.
That actually would make a lot of sense.
Accountant: can I borrow your Time Machine so I, a 40 year old man, can go sleep with a 20 year old ?
Some disturbing implications there lol
Isnt it normal for failures in life to want to go back to times when they had it easy?
@@youtubestudiosucks978I mean I still have it pretty easy (relatively speaking) but I’d also like to go back and make some changes.
@@justinbuergi9867 so you want to go back to when you peaked instead of trying to improve what you have now beter and make the best out of it?
Are you mad that the kid you bullied is now your boss while you're a janitor at their company? Sweep that broom lol
@@youtubestudiosucks978 nah. I’m just bummed I’m in my 12th year of college and still need a wheelchair.
He seems to not understand that the time machine won't make him younger.
I bet the car belonged to the accountant, but he was too drunk to realize.
Different Robotnik voice
why?
Now We Need Accountant to Meet Kevin
Props to the animators for that flailing towards the end. That was really well done.
Funny video and hopefully they do a part 2 soon
Wily would probably appreciate him, he's so bad at blowing through his budget he's had to resort to robots like Junk Man
The Pokémon world always gets me 😂😂😂
God I love seeing Chrono trigger.
Please no one ever forget about that gem.
The poor accountant, he should apply to be Kevin's assistant, or the Agent for video game characters (I think he was Mark).
Love this video, specially since I'm becomming an accountant myself.
2:25 I'm sad he hurt his hands like a normal person.
1:12 LOL At the titular Metroid😂
It’s the little detail, the little detail that when the accountant hits the car it was the same sound as Mario 1 hitting a block he can’t break. In other words no damage. Excellent choice in sound.
This new video was awesome! I also love that Chrono trigger was reference for the first time in many years
Okay this might be my favorite Dorkly Bit in a while!
I love how Crono is the cliché silent protagonist, yet everyone understands him completely.
It’s interesting to see what points the accountant has to say
Love the pixel art. Animations look so nice
The last part was just sad😢
1:05 - Mother Brain put her assets in her Metroid's name?! 😮 Wow... tale as old as time... 😅😅😅
Heyyyy this feels like classic dorkley. Great short!
😮 I want a butterfree sanctuary!
Can't wait to see The accountant do Contra, and if possible some Sega Classics. I saw your Altered Beast video (hilarious), and would love to see ones for Sega's After Burner II, Hang-On or Super Hang-On, etc. Ohhhh, and Williams' N.A.R.C.! 🙂
I like how Silently Crono is just ahead of any monetary issues.
I don’t like seeing eggman not in underwear
My name is"purple fishman"
We need more of these
Love your content keep up the great work
"Cuphead" will definitely be enough to keep the video game insurance workers in business