Flight of the Conchords: Kiwis vs Aussies
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- Опубліковано 20 лис 2008
- The title is pretty much self-explanatory. All the clips are from Flight of the Conchords except the last one which is an Outback Steakhouse ad Jemaine did. I couldn't resist putting it in.
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I lost it at the flipping off the Australian embassy bit. Fucking hilarious.
Love the "Crocodile Dundee" pisstake;
Jemaine -"That's not a knife!"
Bret - "yeah, that- that's a knife."
Jemaine - "oh! it IS a knife!" (runs away)
racketman2u lol
Sibling rivalry. We love each other, but we love giving each other shit more. I love the way Australia is depicted as the bad guys in this very funny show. (I'm Australian)
beeDUB75 as a New Zealander who loves Australia i say; please give me a residency.
David Alsh I thought you could as a Kiwi.
Nah, never. I don't even get access to workers compo or anything. If I get hurt at work, tough.
David Alsh Really? That's ridiculous and sucks massively. I can't imagine how that is even legal.
lol
they're like "where's the car" but we're like "where's the car"
* said with little to no difference * 😂
Im a Kiwi but I love aussie its just a kiwi/aussie thing that we give each other a hard time
ahhh get stuffed mate!!! 😂😂
Marni-Lee Pou Yeah, that bit about the "toothbrush." We all know that an Australian invented that one. If a Kiwi invented it, he (or she) would have called it a "teethbrush."
;-)
yeah, im english and we have the same thing with the scottis, irish, wlesh, americans, french, cornish, norhternes, spanish, etc etc etc
Marni-Lee Pou lol that’s right ANZACS for life!
@@igloo54 only because kiwis have more than one tooth!
That's like Swedes and Norwegians, or Swedes and Danes, or Swedes and Finns, or Russians and all of their neighbours.
lol @ Russians and basically everyone else
+Shinkajo Damn swedes, they ruined Sweden!
I think you mean Russians and the rest of the world.
Or Americans to Canadians
Americans to anyone really
Finish sound nothing like the other Scandinavian countries
Haha our Kiwi Aussie rivalry is all in good fun!!
We're like siblings fighting with each other but will always have each others backs.
imagine a cooked kiwi (bird), with a kiwi (fruit) in its mouth, while a kiwi (human) is eating it, now imagine tertiary canibalism
What I love most about being Australian is that we call random people "mate" and our mates "cunt"
"Stop being a flaming Drongo!!"
"Just pick him up he's little, like a pixy" lol
It's funny, because even though I can tell a Kiwi accent from an Aussie one, give me an American and a Canadian and I would not be able to tell the difference.
For Kiwi vs Aussie, I listen to 'e', 'a', and 'i'. For Canadian vs American, I listen to 'o' and 'ou'. It's not perfect, but it works most of the time.
SeerWalker what are you talking aboot?
SeerWalker Say that to a Cdn and you will immediately know the difference. The Cdn will probably body check you into the boards.
But then he'd say sorry afterwards. :D
+Kingsfoil (er, Athelas): Yes, and he'd pronounce it "sore E".
I love the reference to crocodile dundee. "Thats not a knife!" "erm thats a knife" "oh you're right" haha
Love how they make fun of the aussies "You flaming drongo!"
I love this show.. so creative and original. And I have to say... Murray really makes a highlight... him and Mel. And I love the sibling rivalry 'tween NZ and Oz. We US folks like you all Down-Under. And we like the way ya'll talk too.
I love how the last one is just from Jermaine in an Outback commercial in 2008
0:59 - The actor who played Mark (Murray Bartlett) also played Armond in "White Lotus"
Gotta love it,Kiwis and Aussies ripping on each other,kinda like yanks and Canadians but better
U calling me a fuckin Yankee u fuck
Nelson Ferreira Are you american?
Yes and I believe Yankee is an insult towards us
Nelson Ferreira Really,how? What about the baseball team
I've heard of Brits insulting Americans by calling em Yanks I don't think its bad but I believe the way its been used, but that's the British people I've met
My auntie and uncle are from New Zealand, I am from Australia. I've heard them say "fush and chups". It's just different degrees in the accent more so than country-wide pronunciation. Like the same with Canada, a lot of people assume all Canadians say "about" as "aboot" when in fact they don't.
I never watched Parks and Rec. until a year or two ago, and I got totally hooked. Re-watching this Flight of the Conchords bit, I remember that the fruit stand guy in 'Mutha 'Uckas' is Aziz Ansari :)
lol me and murray always have the exact same reaction whenever we see someone we don't want to talk to
I miss Australia, lived in Perth a couple of years!
Drooblemeister.
Keep tryin', you'll hit it one day!
I'm Aussie, and I mock the shit out of my Kiwi housemate, as does he to me. It's always always always in good humour though. I actually think New Zealand is pretty awesome. But fun to mock. Especially since our sense of humour is very compatible, so they get it when we take the piss.
Murray: "We have big... smaller rocks"
our accents are completely different, they're like "Where's the car?" and we're like "Where's the car?" GENIUS
Aussies would say car more like 'kyah' whereas a Kiwi would say 'kah'. They tend to flatten their words where we add a slight twang. Like how we think Kiwis pronounce fish and chips like 'fush and chups' and they think we say 'feesh and cheeps'.
Agh! Aspect ratio! It occurs to me that UA-cam should really include some common aspect ratio translations among their video Enhancements to make it easy for people who aren't digital video experts to fix mangled videos like this one. They should even make the feature available to viewers rather than just video authors, to allow people like me who can't stand to watch squashed or stretched videos to "fix it in post" and to suggest to the uploader to make that particular aspect ratio fix permanent. I think I'll go suggest that to them.
Good compilation, though, and thanks for including the Outback Steakhouse ad clip! I found the whole series on Ava Adore (AvaAdore025)'s channel (with quite low A/V quality, but at least with the correct aspect ratio), but I didn't know about the ads prior to seeing your video, so thank you very much for the tip-off. Funny that they presumably cast Jemanie in those ads not only because of his dry and humorous delivery, but also because most viewers would assume his accent was Australian.
Aussies sound like Kiwis, said no one ever
people totally unfamiliar with the accents do say they can't tell the diff & English accent too
WATCH OUT, YOU FLAMIN' DRONGO
2:08 I'm crying right now
After several viewings, I still can't get through 2:08 without losing everything.
man, you are the man.
Britain is an aged mother who birthed the Commonwealth. Her first son rebelled, made a constitution, and became America at around the time Australia was born. Her second son, being half french, stayed loyal up to the 1960's before striking off on their own to become Canada. India was adopted into the family but left after world war two, when mumsie split the country into Pakistan and India. South Africa was adopted, kicked out of the family, and now back as a republic. Australia and New Zealand
Filmed in New Zealand's capital city, Bondi.
yeah right, maybe forty years ago; it's the Gold Coast now, mate.
Tooooo funi, cant stop cracking up!!! ALL IN GOOD FUN!!
I'm an aussie and we love kiwis! It's just our national duty to pay shit out on our mates, local and overseas. Kiwi's rock!
Such jealousy at our big rock, come on now NZ :P
lol tbh most of the 'fighting' between NZ and Australia is just like sibling rivalry (i'm an australian), most australians and new zealanders say they 'hate' each other, but in reality, we probably love each other, we're practically the same country despite the fact we don't want to admit it, and if either of us was in trouble we'd always help each other out without a doubt. and NZ is just a second home to me, we have all the same stuff xD!
woo! go australia and new zealand love them both!
That's not a knife.
Yeah, that's a knife.
Oh, you're right, it is.
*Starts fast-walking away*
The difference between the kiwi and aussie accents is simple: Us kiwis say 'fish and chips' and aussies say 'feesh and cheeps'.
As someone who's both part aussie and part kiwi this makes me feel weird
"No, we sound completely diffrent, Australians are like, 'Where's my car? And we're like 'Where's my car?' " rofl
"ride around on your kangaroos all day" xD
HELL YEAH WE KIWIS RULE
Best running bag in the series.
I can't believe I haven't seen that Outback commercial! It actually made me laugh rather uncontrollably for at least a full minute... that's pretty impressive for an ADHD mind like mine, lol.
I love that Tom from Parks and Recreation is in this!
0:18 Murry's should have been like: "We've got year-round snow, so…"
I love this show. The guys are good sports who take the piss out of themselves as much as us Aussies!
s'traya and nuw ziland
Love it . I'm Australian .
"that's not a knife"
"yeah it is a knife"
hahaha
see australians are like, where's the cah,
and we're like, where's the cah lmao
These are some pretty funny/clever clips. The two guys in the opening sketch seem to have identical accents I wasn't sure which was supposed to be Australian and which New Zealand. The irony is that many commenters here don't get the point of these clips (that the stereotypes are just that.)
just chill!
@YaBudala couldnt agree more mate, especially on the cones :)
That's not a knife... oh it is a knife.
@Shocked0 Why is he "That Indian"? Maybe he's not so well known in Australia and New Zealand, but right now in the US he's pretty big. Look him upl; Aziz Ansari is his name.
Stop with all this NZ/Aus hate comments. This is a hilarious sketch made all the funnier by the fact that the gripes between Aussies and Kiwis are mostly trivial, hence laughable.
We also have the benefit of being so close that we can rip the piss out of one another, like mates do and we should, both Aussies and Kiwis, consider ourselves lucky that we are able to do this.
no our accents are completely different theyre like where the car and were like wheres the car?
There has always been a bit of joking between us kiwis and the auzzies but as someone else said, its always in good humour. Flight of the Conchords make it hilarious =)
@zephranna01
It was almost one but we (New Zealand) refused to join the commonwealth in 1901.
We are integrated to an extent especially trade.
"Oh it is a knife"
*Run*
Kiwis say Fish and Chips as 'Fush un Chups'
I love FOTC
lol "yeah weve got ah, big ... smaller rocks" XD
Bloody drongos!
Too clear everything up for anyone that is confused about what nationality a new zealander is well they are Australian. You see new zealand is just a colony of NSW administered from Parramatta. Their true head of state would be the local mayor...or councillor of Parramatta.
+john connor thems fightin'; words...
So that would make the Mayor of Bondi the PM of New Zealand wouldn't it?
You're a fool. We're a different country genius.
You are 150 years behind the times bro
Trolling level: 0
Where da bloody hell are you!
@upT3mpo Gotta love the Aussie's! we both have been together since the war :D and are closer than any other country!
Is that very last bit from the series? I cannot for the life of me seem to recall that
I cant tell the difference.
+Chu Kim Aussies say mate, Kiwis say Bro.
+Chu Kim You wana fight mate?
+Craig “Larchi” Moran
Actually heaps of Kiwis mate XD
+Chu Kim Lets just say that Aussie accent is an evil version of the Kiwi accent. XD
Go to Bondi Beach where most Kiwis live and listen closely to the accent. Then listen to somebody from Kikatinalong, and it's obvious.
I know... I love that.
:-)
they're an australian comedy duo
1:55 LMAOOOOO WHERES DE CAR, DEY'RE LIEK, WHERES DE CAAR ? Hahahaha
"wheres the car?" "wheres the car?" same accent different tone lol
Don't be such a flamin' bloody Drongo!!!
"Thats not a knife" "yeah it's a knife" "oh it is a knife" WTF XD
"where's the car?" wot?? hahahah
sorry about the typo in indigenous
@TimW59 No, we say Tim, you say Tem.
@upT3mpo Don't be a flamin drongo.....You're a flamin drongo! lol
their accents are completely different.. they're like 'wheres the car?' and we're like 'wheres the car?'
That's the example I would use.
We never did find the car...
that's the way most rivalries form. English/French, Dutch/Belgian, American/Canadian - all cultures that are very similar (though they might beg to differ) and as such, feel the need to slag each other off.
...but as far as I'm concerned, the Kiwi/Aussie relationship is pretty good. a bit of rivalry on the rugby field and on the netball court is no big deal. when it matters, we help each other out because we are geological cousins.
G'day Mate!
Che' Bro!
@sunonthewindow the difference is Australians say "fish and chips" and Kiwis say "fush and chups"
Too true. I'm Aussie, and I tell my Kiwi mate I think his people are basically friendlier, chilled-out Aussies, just with slightly more retarded accents. But we sound equally ridiculous to the rest of the world. My German mate reckons we sound constipated! lol.
Flamin' Drongos!
That's not a knife..
No, that is a knife.
Oh! It is a knife!
Wait is that Wilfred in the first clip?!?
girl at around 0:50 is from series 3+4 of peep show!
@Macca343 we don't say it enough aussies, but, we love u. We'd die for u too.
We've got a big.... smaller rocks.
lmao Murray rocks
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Is that the dog from Wilfred?
he picks bret up like a couple inches off the ground
@trixwiz7 Kiwi lovin your comments.....gold
outback commercial
weve got rocks, weve got a big... smaller rocks hahahaha
I've lived in Canada my whole life and have never heard anyone say that unless they were making a joke.
The guy at 2:08 cracks me up hahahah
@JizzInMyPant1 yes, yes it was