kyOresu - DORIME🙏🏻 (loli cover)

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  • @veridicDicehead
    @veridicDicehead 4 роки тому +2605

    imagine traveling to the medieval era and putting this song at full blast in a church

    • @samuelrashleigh7761
      @samuelrashleigh7761 4 роки тому +229

      That would be something you'd do DIO

    • @akemimoon5405
      @akemimoon5405 4 роки тому +121

      Go crazy Dio

    • @thevoid479
      @thevoid479 4 роки тому +114

      Dio Brando and while everyone looks around trying to find where the sound is coming from you just leave

    • @rodrigoxavier3222
      @rodrigoxavier3222 4 роки тому +164

      You'd be accused of witchcraft.

    • @michealkasey2292
      @michealkasey2292 4 роки тому +131

      Pretty sure this is pseudo-Latin, so it would sound like gibberish to them.

  • @моеимя-твойстрах
    @моеимя-твойстрах 5 років тому +3420

    No one:
    The FBI: *starts to pray with the lolis*

  • @laststand84
    @laststand84 5 років тому +1968

    Imagine singing this song and suddenly a magic circle appear.

    • @OogaBooga289
      @OogaBooga289 5 років тому +243

      Then either you get Isekai'ed to become a Demon lord or Satan ends up working at McDonalds

    • @thoyhanz8435
      @thoyhanz8435 5 років тому +25

      Al Mauqif Al Akhir and u summon something good pasti sesuatu banget dah.

    • @NiqSyazz
      @NiqSyazz 5 років тому +7

      @Thoy Hanz haha ya betul

    • @theunknown3587
      @theunknown3587 5 років тому +42

      I tried and it didn’t work. The only thing that came out of it that my mom sends me to church every Sunday now.

    • @reisushi3459
      @reisushi3459 5 років тому +3

      @@OogaBooga289 amd named sadou maou

  • @chibigaming163
    @chibigaming163 3 роки тому +1706

    This is the definition of "I HAVE GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE" literally

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 2 роки тому +26

      You're not wrong bro-

    • @ugliestmanalive3116
      @ugliestmanalive3116 2 роки тому +60

      Not only God and anime but the FBI is also on your tail

    • @guiltiasinvictor1909
      @guiltiasinvictor1909 2 роки тому +4

      Yepp,🤣🤣

    • @AdhvaithSane
      @AdhvaithSane 2 роки тому +3

      Well god doesn’t really care if you have or anyone have a silly or Mellifluous voice soft or deep voice well he cares for someone to have a deep voice or Mellifluous voice for their own good or maybe for their own good they should have a silly voice but as always god knows better but nonetheless god will always be on your side as long as you stay on always on his but since Anime is not real the of definition of I have god and ANIME on my side doesn’t exist but what does exist is Angels Angels can be on your side if you are a truly good guy who follows and fear god at the same time otherwise you will have the devil instead in your side and he will be on your side in this life but he will eventually betray you in judgment day and denies everything bad he did to you or seduce you to do something which it is likely but him personally doing anything to you is unlikely so yeah in the end it’s up to you to make your OWN choice.
      Note: if you chose to follow god well you can still be in Christianity as long as you don’t believe that Jesus is the son of god but the messenger of god or join Islam and god shall forgive and punish all your (past sins) starting a new record of all good deeds hopefully and peace be upon you.

    • @Shinku_no_sanbun
      @Shinku_no_sanbun 2 роки тому +5

      @@AdhvaithSane I don't know what you said exactly, but it is worth noting that many Christians in Japan are very, very different from Christians in the west. Some are even simultaneously Christian and Shinto/Buddhist, so it doesn't HAVE to be an exclusionist religion.
      And don't go quoting Bible verses at me or I'll start quoting verses about how it's a sin to wear cotton/wool blend clothing and how God killed children with bears for making fun of a bald man.
      Okay I probably won't do that because I don't typically bother reading replies, but I thought about it really hard!

  • @ivbremkinjardii5713
    @ivbremkinjardii5713 5 років тому +5442

    I promise to not get religious
    “Me 5 drinks in”
    DORIME

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 5 років тому +1144

    *"We are both blessed and cursed"*
    -Big Smoke

  • @titord6031
    @titord6031 5 років тому +2805

    Me: Im atheist
    That religious guy: Hold up wait a minute

    • @yurisakovski1293
      @yurisakovski1293 5 років тому +48

      DIO l ZA WARUDO it’s all fun and games till you see him pull out his bible encrusted sheath and bible gun armor

    • @reapd2576
      @reapd2576 5 років тому +33

      It's kind of more like this:
      Random Catholic guy: "Oh thats so sad I hope you are fine! May god bless you always."
      Aethists: "Im just gonna go and call you out for having a religion"

    • @esheep8697
      @esheep8697 5 років тому +13

      REAPLyrics i mean I don’t do that and I’m atheist

    • @zanlorencidmello8161
      @zanlorencidmello8161 5 років тому +3

      KILLER QUEEN, DAISAN NO BAKUDAN

    • @s0r445
      @s0r445 5 років тому +3

      @@zanlorencidmello8161 BITE ZA DAASTOOO

  • @blaze8897
    @blaze8897 2 місяці тому +18

    Luce has arrived to retroactively canonize this cover.

  • @mashi8225
    @mashi8225 5 років тому +1111

    *"What is your religion?"*
    *"You see,It's hard to explain"*

  • @twiyni4054
    @twiyni4054 5 років тому +1322

    World: ....
    Literally everyone: Let's revive this meme

    • @sqocks8254
      @sqocks8254 5 років тому +24

      This was once a meme?
      Guess I missed some good memes 😢

    • @theterminal9354
      @theterminal9354 5 років тому +27

      @@sqocks8254 it was...and it was beautiful

    • @Gorecatto
      @Gorecatto 5 років тому +29

      @@sqocks8254 the meme world is an Cycle without end
      The first lord of memes gave us the power to revive the old meme guardians , so that in hard times , we may never be without.
      Bless our meme lord
      Dorime

    • @asiandaddy4250
      @asiandaddy4250 5 років тому

      God of Demência this is beautiful

    • @whateverfitshere
      @whateverfitshere 5 років тому

      @@theterminal9354 Now that's the reference to Thanos meme.

  • @DeviousCatGirl
    @DeviousCatGirl 5 років тому +5183

    When you wake up and WW6 is already trending

    • @mikuhatsunegoshujin
      @mikuhatsunegoshujin 5 років тому +25

      I wish.

    • @ClovisAi
      @ClovisAi 5 років тому +37

      War tension between the US and Japan has risen to 100%

    • @l.av.h7812
      @l.av.h7812 5 років тому +14

      @@ClovisAi Nope because japan is not strict on how many religions you can have lol...

    • @ClovisAi
      @ClovisAi 5 років тому +8

      @@l.av.h7812 eh...it was a joke,because this video is anime related...

    • @littlemoji3091
      @littlemoji3091 5 років тому

      hmm but am an iranian with that voice, what's that gonna do to the tensions?

  • @Astr4I
    @Astr4I 2 роки тому +342

    She is Russian
    She is english
    She is Spanyol
    She is Anime
    She is Magic girl
    She is Vtuber..?
    She is God holiest angel. totally not called by someone
    WHAT KIND OF GIRL ARE SHE??

  • @egkeagle8520
    @egkeagle8520 5 років тому +3170

    I didnt actually expect this to be a decent cover holy shit.

  • @captaintutturu3055
    @captaintutturu3055 4 роки тому +9063

    Good Luck to future historians trying to figure us out

    • @nucleardoc6628
      @nucleardoc6628 4 роки тому +301

      aight you got me there XD
      *what kind of holy religion is that?*

    • @MrToastOmnomnom
      @MrToastOmnomnom 4 роки тому +489

      In 2020 the old humans saw younger females as a symbol of both purity and sexual desires. Though most where torn between something called pats and lewds, it was common belief that the enforcers of the time period would not condone the 'lewd' action, leading us to believe that the vast majority preferred 'pats'.

    • @garrobrentp.4118
      @garrobrentp.4118 4 роки тому +91

      Well said brother🤣

    • @mirelap82
      @mirelap82 4 роки тому +37

      true man

    • @kotbro7098
      @kotbro7098 4 роки тому +28

      @@nucleardoc6628 the best kind of religion

  • @roberte.o.speedwagon2999
    @roberte.o.speedwagon2999 4 роки тому +4142

    When the christian kid and the weeb are in the same group for the project

  • @legendfox2000
    @legendfox2000 Рік тому +127

    Wait, this was HER?!?!

    • @tusharsrivastava370
      @tusharsrivastava370 Рік тому +30

      Yeah man I just learned of it… Been subbed to this channel for years and didn’t even know she became a vtuber.. I just saw it on someone’s channel and came to know it was her! But anyways the song is a bop

    • @misslucywucy
      @misslucywucy Рік тому +7

      Loved playing this song back then… i didnt know that uhh… yeah 😢

    • @ng_gamer3687
      @ng_gamer3687 8 місяців тому +1

      who?

    • @ilikethespikeman2552
      @ilikethespikeman2552 8 місяців тому +1

      @@misslucywucy why be sad? You had a chance bro.

    • @guragat2
      @guragat2 8 місяців тому +1

      @@tusharsrivastava370 who is she now?

  • @SoffiCitrus
    @SoffiCitrus 5 років тому +3275

    Preying on little girls: Arr, no good
    Praying to little girls: *p e r f e c t*

    • @jamescawl6904
      @jamescawl6904 5 років тому +232

      This commemt is sponsored by the FBI gang.

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 5 років тому +105

      To be truly holy you need to do both things.

    • @coomlord5409
      @coomlord5409 5 років тому +65

      @@xxXXRAPXXxx Ah I see, your a fellow man of culture

    • @roberte.o.speedwagon5811
      @roberte.o.speedwagon5811 5 років тому +58

      @@xxXXRAPXXxx *Hol up*

    • @_cyber_cookie_
      @_cyber_cookie_ 5 років тому +6

      Arrr, why don't we have more comments like this

  • @dr.spycrab4089
    @dr.spycrab4089 5 років тому +1244

    This is where I’m sending everyone I find lewding lolis

    • @paskit219
      @paskit219 5 років тому +75

      I sent myself here. Checkmate

    • @cronosson
      @cronosson 5 років тому +21

      I'm already here though.

    • @Bos_Meong
      @Bos_Meong 5 років тому +9

      Hey i can lewd her just tell me what i need to do

    • @nawan6757
      @nawan6757 5 років тому

      HAHAH same

    • @ChangDaChun
      @ChangDaChun 5 років тому

      Bad idea

  • @agaratops7812
    @agaratops7812 4 роки тому +3450

    When a weebs prayer has finally been answered

  • @Futomomo_zukiYa
    @Futomomo_zukiYa 2 роки тому +668

    "Dad why my sister's name Rose?"
    "Because your mother loves roses."
    "Thanks dad."
    "No problem, kyOresu - DORIME🙏(loli cover)

    • @kennyawho6444
      @kennyawho6444 2 роки тому +25

      I am late to say it but that comment is gold.

    • @BasicallyEscape
      @BasicallyEscape Рік тому +5

      Haha nice joke

    • @mooseears9849
      @mooseears9849 Рік тому +5

      Hopefully the mother isn’t underage 😏

    • @ExtraVictory
      @ExtraVictory Рік тому +11

      @@mooseears9849 nobody stays underage forever, so much like an ice dagger the evidence is self deleting

    • @insaneproductions9117
      @insaneproductions9117 11 місяців тому +2

      @@ExtraVictorywtf

  • @kai-rd2mr
    @kai-rd2mr 5 років тому +405

    dad: why did you suddently become religious son?
    me:

  • @gamerdospts
    @gamerdospts 5 років тому +21701

    Loli: Dorime. 🙏
    Lolicon: Dorime. 🙏
    FBI: Dorime. 🙏

  • @NoKOzKamui
    @NoKOzKamui 5 років тому +4537

    The internet just discovered a 24 year old song.

    • @loucypher1060
      @loucypher1060 5 років тому +112

      Shit, has it only been 9 years?

    • @RhinoBlindado
      @RhinoBlindado 5 років тому +207

      Ameno is from 1997

    • @billysbrokenhands2747
      @billysbrokenhands2747 5 років тому +409

      @@loucypher1060 it's not even a religious song, it's basically gibberish made to sound like a religious song

    • @LordVidashall
      @LordVidashall 5 років тому +446

      @@billysbrokenhands2747
      Oh, so it is religious then.

    • @kecin20
      @kecin20 5 років тому +74

      @@billysbrokenhands2747 *CLAP*

  • @VinegarMoneyGrows
    @VinegarMoneyGrows Рік тому +19

    She did it. She let her dreams be memes.

  • @Piovli
    @Piovli 5 років тому +3817

    *opens incognito tab*
    FBI: Hold up, what is he doing?
    Types loli
    FBI: Record that, we got him.
    *Loli singing dorime*
    FBI: False alert, he's catholic.

    • @proudcrabowner
      @proudcrabowner 5 років тому +34

      Trinvo Isn’t the point if incognito that you can’t be tracked or located

    • @artrosis56
      @artrosis56 5 років тому +264

      @@proudcrabowner isn't the point of being catholic to diddle little kids

    • @eyazahrid1015
      @eyazahrid1015 5 років тому +144

      @@proudcrabowner Incognito just doesn't save your browsing history. You are still very much watched.

    • @ilikethespikeman2552
      @ilikethespikeman2552 5 років тому +40

      @farlan pretty sure they are into shotas idk still down for the uwu crusade

    • @cavfre148
      @cavfre148 5 років тому +15

      Pretty sure that makes it more worrying

  • @mystik_3839
    @mystik_3839 4 роки тому +1175

    F.B.I: OPEN THE DOOR YOU LOLICON
    ME: DORIME

  • @Sean_Torres
    @Sean_Torres 4 роки тому +4990

    Imagine if this was the only evidence of human existence.

    • @SirSadness
      @SirSadness 4 роки тому +539

      The aliens would be proud.

    • @lichlichh
      @lichlichh 4 роки тому +372

      We will be like gods of voices, musics and religions
      The aliens will be listening this all nights

    • @BJ-qv4vx
      @BJ-qv4vx 4 роки тому +150

      👽🙏 *D0R1ME*

    • @kudryavkanoumi9200
      @kudryavkanoumi9200 4 роки тому +206

      Whichever alien found this would probably start a cult revolving around this masterpiece.

    • @disgustingdean4185
      @disgustingdean4185 4 роки тому +177

      Aliens would try to revive us

  • @heavyoak
    @heavyoak 2 місяці тому +7

    4 YEARS LATER AND ITS REAL ANIME HAS TAKEN THE CHURCH!

  • @briantang6693
    @briantang6693 4 роки тому +1419

    FBI: **confused sirens**

    • @mariofaria9894
      @mariofaria9894 4 роки тому +25

      FBI: *silent shouts of anger and rage*

    • @Kyouto_c
      @Kyouto_c 4 роки тому +17

      @@mariofaria9894 There is nothing wrong here.

    • @exc108
      @exc108 4 роки тому +4

      @@Kyouto_c /_\

    • @ultradriplorddk7800
      @ultradriplorddk7800 4 роки тому +4

      @@Kyouto_c it's already too late!

    • @Kyouto_c
      @Kyouto_c 4 роки тому +3

      @@ultradriplorddk7800 Nooooooooooooo *falls into the abyss*

  • @shinonoxen
    @shinonoxen 4 роки тому +2058

    My teacher: what's your religion?
    Me:

  • @oliviachan0828
    @oliviachan0828 5 років тому +1707

    WHY DOES THIS SOUND SO MAJESTIC WHAT THE HECK

    • @dwainerdjon5559
      @dwainerdjon5559 4 роки тому +80

      it's god blessing

    • @eiska4209
      @eiska4209 4 роки тому +27

      I love it

    • @asetofnumbers
      @asetofnumbers 4 роки тому +37

      Come, join us brother. Your religion awaits.

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom 4 роки тому +6

      @Jamie so you agree

    • @mariavanilla6781
      @mariavanilla6781 4 роки тому +10

      @Jamie even nonvirgins get purified with this. loli power purifies everything.

  • @cosimasmith2720
    @cosimasmith2720 3 роки тому +123

    why does it slap so hard, like....this is on another level...holy shit

  • @purrora.
    @purrora. 4 роки тому +3321

    I listen to this religiously.

    • @khalidh5933
      @khalidh5933 4 роки тому +26

      They say listening to something repeatedly will make you get bored of it.

    • @purrora.
      @purrora. 4 роки тому +52

      @@khalidh5933 Maybe, but I'm a person who listens to the same song on loop every waking moment for months at a time.

    • @stranger4782
      @stranger4782 4 роки тому +5

      @@purrora. me too

    • @nu11_v01d
      @nu11_v01d 4 роки тому +6

      Amen

    • @facugacha105
      @facugacha105 4 роки тому

      No se que dijiste pero mientes

  • @icecreamenthusiasts2487
    @icecreamenthusiasts2487 5 років тому +353

    The FBI were not prepared for this kind of content

    • @peteomarjebdollosa9170
      @peteomarjebdollosa9170 5 років тому +16

      We have the power of God and anime on our side. The Feds won't stand a chance.

    • @ShuTheIdiot
      @ShuTheIdiot 5 років тому

      Would you prefer mute Lolis.

  • @zobojwa
    @zobojwa 4 роки тому +1628

    *the dislikes are from FBI because they can’t arrest us*

    • @charles.3187
      @charles.3187 4 роки тому +43

      I think the dislikes are actually from the NWA
      (Non weeb association)

    • @charles.3187
      @charles.3187 4 роки тому +10

      Not the NWA from Compton though That's a different one

    • @early5326
      @early5326 4 роки тому +11

      @@charles.3187 As a representative of the AAA (Anti-Anime Association), I can say that I firmly disliked this video.

    • @maikosteffen1650
      @maikosteffen1650 4 роки тому +1

      Apsolutly

    • @hola_capo8587
      @hola_capo8587 4 роки тому +6

      Haha suck it FBI (it's a joke please agents don't kill me please)

  • @Charles-mc7ei
    @Charles-mc7ei 3 роки тому +196

    lolis praying for the people who lewd them will be like:

    • @andrewprahst
      @andrewprahst 3 роки тому +2

      As it is said "Pray for those who persecute you"

    • @jfiffl7
      @jfiffl7 3 роки тому +1

      I dident really like subnautica It was stinky ocean scenario that made no difference at all.

    • @TheCoolerEssence
      @TheCoolerEssence 3 роки тому +1

      @@jfiffl7 wtf does this have have to do with the topic man?

    • @jfiffl7
      @jfiffl7 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheCoolerEssence Biggest possible picture man. Biggest picture. Mother earth got decomposition En_Treats. Gotta Embrace a bit darker, Moister picture man.

    • @Dtxjkyfx29372
      @Dtxjkyfx29372 3 роки тому +1

      @@jfiffl7 are you high?

  • @gabrielnobrev
    @gabrielnobrev 4 роки тому +363

    *_"wHaT's YoUr TaStE iN mUsIc?"_*

  • @redtooth6695
    @redtooth6695 4 роки тому +1648

    Fbi: OPEN UP-
    Me and the homies actin religous: Dorime
    Fbi: understandable have a nice day

    • @oldaccount1143
      @oldaccount1143 4 роки тому +44

      It would be very entertaining for a bunch of siblings who are closet weebs playing this on bluetooth, candles, robes, masks, body pillows, friends, and unsespecting parents arriving home. It would be very fun to watch

    • @spaceghoul8921
      @spaceghoul8921 4 роки тому +8

      I broke the 69 likes

    • @RinatoShou
      @RinatoShou 4 роки тому +7

      8

    • @spaceghoul8921
      @spaceghoul8921 4 роки тому +3

      @@RinatoShou What?

    • @Petq011
      @Petq011 4 роки тому +8

      FBI Anti-Cultist department: *OPEN UP-* ... Oh, It's already open... don't mind if we do...

  • @thesophist3909
    @thesophist3909 4 роки тому +2516

    You just missed the perfect opportunity to call this song LOLIME

    • @louisthewolf0816
      @louisthewolf0816 4 роки тому +58

      Underated!

    • @lucassnp841
      @lucassnp841 4 роки тому +19

      YES!

    • @crazy3d
      @crazy3d 4 роки тому +27

      He can just edit the title. You got my vote for it.

    • @MilesProwerUA
      @MilesProwerUA 4 роки тому +25

      She hasn't missed it, it's literally written in the description/hashtags. It's just that nobody would found this video then. Who the heck would write a "lolime" in the UA-cam search?

    • @crazy3d
      @crazy3d 4 роки тому +3

      @@MilesProwerUA Partially true. Some videos become popular despite shitty title but you are right in the sense Google's algorithm is more important than ever...

  • @me-pn6rm
    @me-pn6rm 3 роки тому +135

    Sounds like an angel singing
    Edit: i thinks my time has ended

  • @poweredbycoffee9829
    @poweredbycoffee9829 5 років тому +432

    Friend: What’s your religion?
    Me: It’s complicated…

  • @tsarles
    @tsarles 4 роки тому +5717

    my ears were blessed by the lolime

  • @supriyobhowmick1524
    @supriyobhowmick1524 4 роки тому +1194

    AMENO LOLIME
    /\

  • @Extenbu
    @Extenbu 3 роки тому +39

    My soul is now blessed by the lolime goddess. Rest in peace everyone!! 😪

  • @Elberich1
    @Elberich1 4 роки тому +2304

    I only searched this up cause this one Are you winning son, but the son is performing a demonic ritual. Didn't expect to find a Loli song.

  • @zenkuryuutherandomizer3334
    @zenkuryuutherandomizer3334 5 років тому +699

    if this ain't playing on my funeral I ain't dying

    • @jotarokujo5849
      @jotarokujo5849 4 роки тому +66

      I REJECT MY HUMANITY

    • @62swordsmen
      @62swordsmen 4 роки тому +82

      News headline: man literally too angry to die because he didn't hear Dorime loli playing at his funeral, breaks out of casket to start a crusade until Dorime play's at his funeral

    • @mariavanilla6781
      @mariavanilla6781 4 роки тому +23

      @@jotarokujo5849 r/unexpectedJoJo

    • @mohdazhar4446
      @mohdazhar4446 4 роки тому +2

      HAHAHA 😂

    • @BakedSkeleton420
      @BakedSkeleton420 4 роки тому +3

      Jotaro Kujo NINGEN O YAMERO JOJO

  • @silvergraphz8458
    @silvergraphz8458 5 років тому +876

    Little sisters irl: *hellspawns*
    Little sisters in anime:

  • @panfresco3689
    @panfresco3689 3 роки тому +46

    De las primeras veces que youtube me recomienda algo bueno
    Posdata el caballero templario aprueba esto ✅

  • @RunicRhino22
    @RunicRhino22 5 років тому +4250

    >not being a Catholic loli

  • @Arbiter55555
    @Arbiter55555 5 років тому +630

    When you have the power of God AND Anime on your side:
    *D E U S V U L T I N T E N S I F I E S*

    • @eyemeralds
      @eyemeralds 5 років тому +11

      Infidels: Wait!!

    • @eira6844
      @eira6844 5 років тому +10

      Faith:99

    • @darkerebus1398
      @darkerebus1398 5 років тому +6

      JAPANESE JESUS GRANTS YOU HIS PROTECTION... YOUR BUFFS ARE MAXED OUT

    • @yaboikyohai4323
      @yaboikyohai4323 5 років тому +8

      All I hear Is Tanya raging in the background

    • @vermilionrubin
      @vermilionrubin 5 років тому +1

      Wait, that's illegal!

  • @kevinDMC12
    @kevinDMC12 4 роки тому +2784

    Before this video:
    "I'm not a religious person"
    After the video:
    *DEUS VULT INFIDEL*

    • @Matti2ooo8
      @Matti2ooo8 4 роки тому +46

      Desu Vult ~~

    • @jefffox8301
      @jefffox8301 4 роки тому +16

      @@Matti2ooo8 *ave Marya Deus vult*

    • @moseschong33
      @moseschong33 4 роки тому +9

      Non nobis domine, ave maria. Deus Vult!

    • @caffeineaddictedklutz
      @caffeineaddictedklutz 4 роки тому +15

      We will retake Jerusalem! Deus Vult!

    • @Neek190
      @Neek190 4 роки тому +8

      God in his heaven. All right with the world.

  • @darkcen8639
    @darkcen8639 3 роки тому +63

    Yo no se que diran los demas pero a mi me emociona mas esta versión "Loli" que la original XD

  • @midobk3896
    @midobk3896 5 років тому +440

    when onii-chan invites you to his room to read the bible but he's sitting there naked.

  •  5 років тому +361

    Vatican: Now It looks like more christian for me

    • @noname-hl9wm
      @noname-hl9wm 5 років тому

      now with the kid in the front, this is full christian

    • @philippineball726
      @philippineball726 5 років тому +5

      If this was säng by a shota then the church you know

    • @loucypher1060
      @loucypher1060 5 років тому

      @@philippineball726 You mean the Vienna boys choir?

  • @sufferingandying
    @sufferingandying 5 років тому +867

    when the loli sees that the boy has a shadow over his non-existent eyes

    • @TheSeperatistConfederacy
      @TheSeperatistConfederacy 5 років тому +84

      and a bunch of soldiers in crusader Outfits suddenly appear behind her
      "FOR THE MIGHT AND GRACE OF THE LORD-"

    • @VelosoNarciso
      @VelosoNarciso 5 років тому +51

      Just realized how demonic a Hntai protagonist would seem in real life, as a almost normal and plain guy...... But no eyes....

    • @animeproblem1070
      @animeproblem1070 5 років тому +20

      CHIP-P so hentai protagonists are fades from the wheel of time

    • @antoniobush4560
      @antoniobush4560 5 років тому +10

      @@VelosoNarciso you try to move his hair up and your hands become absorbed into it

    • @VelosoNarciso
      @VelosoNarciso 5 років тому +12

      @@antoniobush4560 The forehead connects to another galaxy.....its a lovecraftian creature.....

  • @vogiansatnaaihonglien6780
    @vogiansatnaaihonglien6780 2 місяці тому +9

    Very fit for a Luce's new theme song

  • @cytos1694
    @cytos1694 5 років тому +415

    LOLIME
    hold on, someones at the door

    • @bell4225
      @bell4225 5 років тому +8

      PERFECT

    • @yekoreaper
      @yekoreaper 5 років тому +10

      It's Jesus 🙏

    • @totenkopf1
      @totenkopf1 5 років тому +3

      "hold on, someones at the door" i laughed my ass off to that

    • @futa7287
      @futa7287 5 років тому +2

      Jesus

    • @aetern834
      @aetern834 5 років тому +1

      ...take care my dude

  • @blacktea1786
    @blacktea1786 5 років тому +697

    Nadie:
    Recomendaciones de UA-cam: *Dorime loli cover*

  • @churchgirlsarv7294
    @churchgirlsarv7294 5 років тому +360

    When a good character in an anime dies:

    • @NiqIce
      @NiqIce 5 років тому +3

      paki chan OWO Yup

    • @aanimavilis1492
      @aanimavilis1492 5 років тому +2

      Kimetsu no Yaiba be like

    • @loucypher1060
      @loucypher1060 5 років тому +11

      *SHIIIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!*

    • @manhcuong3035
      @manhcuong3035 5 років тому +3

      *SHINE KAKYOINNN!!!*

    • @CatlingZ
      @CatlingZ 5 років тому

      @Isaac De Alencar Nah i think *JoJo* has the saddest deaths

  • @darklux5766
    @darklux5766 3 роки тому +41

    Este tema deberia ser el que se escuche en todas las iglesias del mundo! ❤ Ameno Dorime!!✨

  • @aminewaffleuwu15
    @aminewaffleuwu15 4 роки тому +5501

    I’m a muslim and I blasted this on the speakers and I was instantly hit by a flying sandal

  • @Wikarian99PL
    @Wikarian99PL 5 років тому +8449

    If all religions were like this, wars wouldn't exist

    • @SirChanXD
      @SirChanXD 5 років тому +293

      Lol anything that has love is the reason war and hate exists in the first place

    • @fhm4
      @fhm4 5 років тому +328

      ezpz.
      fight for your loli idol and assasinate any threats

    • @SirChanXD
      @SirChanXD 5 років тому +84

      @@fhm4 I like your idea

    • @Gametuts110
      @Gametuts110 5 років тому +40

      @@auauvirus yeah when you think about it.. really deep

    • @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
      @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305 5 років тому +49

      Ww3 crusader soundtrack

  • @fantus3296
    @fantus3296 5 років тому +378

    Fbi: *confused prayer*

  • @perezaraujo2890
    @perezaraujo2890 7 місяців тому +3

    There was this one time I saw a classmate writing weird stuff so I got close to read and couldn't stop myself from singing it out loud xD

  • @StudioousOriginal
    @StudioousOriginal 5 років тому +1139

    Comments:
    10% English
    40% Language that sounds like the lyrics
    40% Moon Runes
    Dad left the chat
    God left the chat
    10% left the chat

    • @itsthesola10
      @itsthesola10 5 років тому +4

      Cyrillic is Moon Runes then. Fine by me.

    • @Sulkie
      @Sulkie 5 років тому +50

      Hmmmm... Where's the last 10%?

    • @soundwave8620
      @soundwave8620 5 років тому +12

      S0lemie hentai

    • @helsfect
      @helsfect 5 років тому +2

      %10and....?

    • @yugimumoto1
      @yugimumoto1 5 років тому +20

      The last 10% is just blank space

  • @Pijonovicz
    @Pijonovicz 4 роки тому +2057

    Friend: Which religion are you confessing?
    Me: CatoLOLIcism

    • @dracorpl392
      @dracorpl392 4 роки тому +38

      VERY underrated comment...
      ...but wait, 68 likes in 2 weeks and not everyone who watched it has liked this comment. Basing on how many people watched it in 2 weeks, I'm so proud of this community.

    • @sugaga9840
      @sugaga9840 4 роки тому +17

      How can I like this 2 times ?

    • @anjayleo1891
      @anjayleo1891 4 роки тому +9

      Underated coment

    • @Justseb98
      @Justseb98 4 роки тому +15

      Just catolicism then...

    • @n3ri642
      @n3ri642 4 роки тому +3

      What HAHAHAHHA 😂

  • @twosouledsenpai4974
    @twosouledsenpai4974 4 роки тому +1040

    My Christian and weeb side have fused forever now this is the new alarm sound

  • @centum-780
    @centum-780 Рік тому +3

    And once more, I'm being reminded of this magical cover :) thanks youtube recommendations, you are doing good job!

  • @RipRLeeErmey
    @RipRLeeErmey 5 років тому +1036

    Me before this video: _"Yeah I dunno about all this God stuff"_
    Me after this video: *Angrily shouting in fluent Latin and putting on crusader outfit*

    • @Gooooooooooose
      @Gooooooooooose 5 років тому +38

      Same tho even if its gibberish

    • @bjap1563
      @bjap1563 5 років тому +28

      "Deus Vult!"

    • @Alex-vp7lm
      @Alex-vp7lm 5 років тому +41

      A Stardust crusader outfit

    • @S3rial777
      @S3rial777 5 років тому +16

      You mean Dog Latin. It's just gibberish made to sound pleasant. eRa does it for all of their music.

    • @gadellomagnollo1810
      @gadellomagnollo1810 5 років тому +7

      AVE MARIA! DEUS VULT! DEUS, AURUM, GLORIA!

  • @shamerzaihan8638
    @shamerzaihan8638 4 роки тому +1596

    X Æ A-12 theme song when he becomes our overlord and enslaves us all with his army of robots and martians

    • @writtenbasket1129
      @writtenbasket1129 4 роки тому +23

      Hmmm, this comment looks very familiar

    • @felipesuazo757
      @felipesuazo757 4 роки тому +24

      @Thulium Why not Loli Neko tho?

    • @sevencakes7125
      @sevencakes7125 4 роки тому +8

      @@felipesuazo757 everyone knows that robots are lolicons and that's why X AE A-12 wouldn't choose cat girls

    • @BlastedChutoy
      @BlastedChutoy 4 роки тому +4

      @@felipesuazo757 I was about to type that before I saw this.

    • @ashraff4245
      @ashraff4245 4 роки тому +4

      @rachel mendoza thats what I'm thinking......the other one got so many likes tho

  • @yoioioiuonn235
    @yoioioiuonn235 5 років тому +5953

    The FBI is not coming, but Jesus is.

  • @polopuik9198
    @polopuik9198 Рік тому +37

    Anyone here after the termination?

    • @Raion
      @Raion Рік тому +1

      🙋

    • @z.e.v
      @z.e.v Рік тому +1

      mind filling me in?

    • @gamerblaze6772
      @gamerblaze6772 Рік тому +3

      yep. still dont understand why she was terminated tho.

    • @ChiggaChiggaBruh
      @ChiggaChiggaBruh 11 місяців тому +2

      Living that rockstar lifestyle

    • @YurikoHD
      @YurikoHD 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@gamerblaze6772 Substance abuse, sleeping with the lead team manager, trying to start an irl harem of her fans, and actually meeting up with and taking thousands of dollars of gifts from a fan.

  • @toorrruuuu
    @toorrruuuu 4 роки тому +818

    When You Found a Good Christian Anime

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 3 роки тому +33

      DOOM Japanese version?

    • @dxi848
      @dxi848 3 роки тому +24

      This.... WHY DID IT REMINDED ME OF DOKI DOKI LITTLE OOYASAN THIS COMMENT AHHHHHHHH

    • @juriansan019
      @juriansan019 3 роки тому +4

      @@dxi848 😳 bro...

    • @andreagobbato5471
      @andreagobbato5471 3 роки тому +17

      bibble black

    • @juriansan019
      @juriansan019 3 роки тому +9

      @@andreagobbato5471 ayo bro relax

  • @ggstarwizzrd
    @ggstarwizzrd 4 роки тому +762

    literally searched "uwu ameno song"

  • @edwinbenado947
    @edwinbenado947 4 роки тому +4013

    Lolism: would you like to join our religion?
    Lolism: (plays this song)
    Lolism: sorry, wrong number.
    Me: wait, I'm interested.

  • @ustter4028
    @ustter4028 3 роки тому +118

    я слушаю это уже 5 часов, это прекрасно.

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 5 років тому +439

    Weebs: **[PRAY IN OFF-BRAND ANIME]**
    FBI: **[PRAYS IN BREACHING CHARGE]**

    • @crizman7032
      @crizman7032 5 років тому +4

      you can say hentai it's fine

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 5 років тому +14

      @@crizman7032**[Gasps in Catholic]** Shhh! Do not say such things. This is a house of God.

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 5 років тому +1

      Monday, January 20th. 69th like. Recorded for posterity. Woohoo.

    • @arr8762
      @arr8762 5 років тому +5

      @@nodeloliver6201 such a heretic word in this most holy of places. Who am im kidding? im a fucking cultist!

    • @jamescawl6904
      @jamescawl6904 5 років тому

      @@nodeloliver6201 In time people will come back here by the strange machinations of the Algorithim and your 69th like will be remembered once again.

  • @yogi_rara
    @yogi_rara 4 роки тому +622

    FBI : "You're under arrest for Loli Abusing"
    Me : "but this is Dorime Loli"
    FBI : " Understandable, have a great day"

  • @ehe1422
    @ehe1422 4 роки тому +1109

    I was atheist...
    *Now I'm Catholic*

    • @briefersrock4591
      @briefersrock4591 4 роки тому +21

      Good to know

    • @Faolan_Grey
      @Faolan_Grey 4 роки тому +23

      Only the real people know becoming Christian means you get to touch kids since it's just a cover.

    • @melikshah4564
      @melikshah4564 4 роки тому +22

      you are lolitolic

    • @meowkie8549
      @meowkie8549 4 роки тому +1

      I'm a cataholic mew mew

    • @danilomarjanovic7967
      @danilomarjanovic7967 4 роки тому +1

      @@briefersrock4591 as a non catholic christian i feel at ease

  • @mike_moozoff_237
    @mike_moozoff_237 8 місяців тому +5

    До прослушивания этой песни я был атеистом, теперь я в слезах молю Спасителя простить мне грехи мои😭😔😔
    Лучший кавер за всю историю канала!
    Спасибо, Кёресу😭😔🙏

  • @stormycd392
    @stormycd392 4 роки тому +1437

    I unironically like this Loli cover.

    • @theapocrusader4169
      @theapocrusader4169 4 роки тому +15

      Same brother, I shall now behead myself as this is heretical behavior and is against the holy land

    • @artambaluk692
      @artambaluk692 4 роки тому +21

      Do somebody like it ironically?

    • @theapocrusader4169
      @theapocrusader4169 4 роки тому +7

      @@artambaluk692 no, the heretics against the holy land are the only ones that shall or have listen/ed to this heretical song

    • @stormycd392
      @stormycd392 3 роки тому

      @@theapocrusader4169
      These heretics must be silenced.

    • @theapocrusader4169
      @theapocrusader4169 3 роки тому

      @@stormycd392 already on it.

  • @MohdFaizi-m9b
    @MohdFaizi-m9b 4 роки тому +595

    This will play in background when coronavirus shows its final form

  • @TheClownGod.
    @TheClownGod. 5 років тому +267

    Christian loli wants you to stop confessing your sins.
    she heard enough.

    • @Josnaci0
      @Josnaci0 5 років тому +19

      "But I haven't even begun yet..."

    • @Jkandjk284
      @Jkandjk284 5 років тому +8

      Which one was too much. The 13 hours of hentai straight or the 4 terabytes of loli hentai?

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 5 років тому

      @@Jkandjk284 The second one

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 років тому +1

      @@Jkandjk284 neither it's the 17 shrines to some bitch called "Anne Mei" or some shit like that

    • @TheClownGod.
      @TheClownGod. 5 років тому

      @@Josnaci0 "please...just stop... "
      "i need some time to speak with the lord.."

  • @flurix1410
    @flurix1410 3 роки тому +4

    We know it’s good when this is the third video to show up when searching “dorime” on youtube

  • @azizabdul8914
    @azizabdul8914 5 років тому +294

    *_Normal human beings when kidnapped by the loli order and being brainwashed to become an Azur Lane player_*

  • @rezgd1583
    @rezgd1583 5 років тому +259

    this is what im gonna play if we get bombed

  • @cumulus1869
    @cumulus1869 4 роки тому +259

    Nobody expects the Loli Inquistion!

  • @иванантипов-т1р
    @иванантипов-т1р Рік тому +2

    Недавно наткнулся на твой канал. Очень профессиональные каверы, нравится их слушать❤

  • @idontknowlogic7428
    @idontknowlogic7428 5 років тому +769

    Today’s my birthday
    This is literally the best present ever c:

    • @kyOresu
      @kyOresu  5 років тому +106

      Happy birthday❤

    • @justjohn1301
      @justjohn1301 5 років тому

      Happy bday

    • @flandrescarlet7227
      @flandrescarlet7227 5 років тому +7

      Happy birthday my fellow loli lover :3

    • @SirChanXD
      @SirChanXD 5 років тому +1

      Happy birthday, If you haven't checked out UnderTale if you haven't already, you should try it out, it has 3 paths, Neutral, Pacifist and Genocide
      best to go from left to right

    • @zalchifabri8896
      @zalchifabri8896 5 років тому

      Feliz cumpleaños

  • @lovepeace9727
    @lovepeace9727 4 роки тому +691

    Woman sings Dorime:
    Me: yes yes yes yes
    Russian loli sings Dorime:
    Me: *YES YES YES YES* !!!

    • @Lounqx
      @Lounqx 4 роки тому +29

      I see you're a jojo fan of culture as well

    • @yog-sothoth7718
      @yog-sothoth7718 4 роки тому +26

      She is
      -Russian
      -English
      -Japan
      -Italy
      -Spanish
      That is proof she is an international loli:D

    • @Naturalruzziaphob
      @Naturalruzziaphob 4 роки тому +6

      Я так думаю,тут упомянули русских?)
      On Russian)

    • @lovepeace9727
      @lovepeace9727 4 роки тому +5

      @@yog-sothoth7718
      Also, she lives in Italy.

    • @tatohayanami9156
      @tatohayanami9156 4 роки тому +4

      @@lovepeace9727 pizza loli

  • @Kio4len
    @Kio4len 5 років тому +256

    В 90-тых: в
    2020 буду летающие машины!
    2020: лоли кавер на "Dorime" :)

    • @crown7650
      @crown7650 5 років тому +8

      Concuerdo :)

    • @Kio4len
      @Kio4len 5 років тому +4

      @@Jaime-cu8qq Sorry I don't understand)

    • @smilistic5691
      @smilistic5691 5 років тому +3

      Мы не жалуемся

    • @BeamerBoy666
      @BeamerBoy666 5 років тому

      @@Kio4len правильно будет don't understand

    • @rtlancer
      @rtlancer 5 років тому

      @@Jaime-cu8qq si te pasas

  • @animeshniktopchik469
    @animeshniktopchik469 3 роки тому +22

    За Лоли и двор, стреляю в упор...

    • @PAINNN666
      @PAINNN666 3 роки тому +1

      и двор*

    • @animeshniktopchik469
      @animeshniktopchik469 3 роки тому +1

      @@PAINNN666 сколько бы времени не прошло никогда не поздно поменять

  • @landark7666
    @landark7666 4 роки тому +318

    Someone: Are you religous?
    Me listening this every day: Absolutely yes!

  • @yujinavarra4821
    @yujinavarra4821 4 роки тому +761

    When you say you hate your life.
    The Loli platelets in your body:
    DORIME!

  • @nacho3400
    @nacho3400 5 років тому +595

    When your Okaa-san isn't home and your oni-chan is already naked:

    • @點解咁嘅
      @點解咁嘅 5 років тому +21

      dun lewd the loli oni-chan😏

    • @fmo7849
      @fmo7849 5 років тому +9

      Wtf🤣🤣

    • @sanduba57
      @sanduba57 5 років тому +32

      **sweet home alabama in english**

    • @nupnun.7988
      @nupnun.7988 5 років тому +1

      Nii

    • @Bruh-ed5dg
      @Bruh-ed5dg 5 років тому

      U stole this

  • @alexisromano9371
    @alexisromano9371 3 роки тому +18

    como amo esta cancion y escuchar esta version me hizo amarla mas xd

  • @charaznable2859
    @charaznable2859 4 роки тому +224

    So this is what the priestess has been doing

  • @mvm1611
    @mvm1611 5 років тому +1263

    I wonder what that girl is showing me by lifting her dress
    *of course it's a crucifix*

    • @juanx95100
      @juanx95100 5 років тому +92

      Could it be a copy of the Holy Bible that she isn't allowed to carry around but she loves the word of God so much she need to tell other people about it.

    • @LegoManiac_101
      @LegoManiac_101 5 років тому +13

      The Sockets Show Scar: “What kind of sorcery is this?!”

    • @kizoaoy7423
      @kizoaoy7423 5 років тому +27

      Probably a pic of a disappointed Jesus

    • @Katsuya81
      @Katsuya81 5 років тому +21

      a crucifix buttplug

    • @Forgotten_Lemon
      @Forgotten_Lemon 5 років тому +17

      NuttyZeroNut Shame

  • @yareth_yuki
    @yareth_yuki 5 років тому +465

    Estuve rezando por la versión completa y *creo* que funcionó.

  • @Multiverse_Mind
    @Multiverse_Mind 3 роки тому +9

    Просто прекрасно, спасибо большое)