Watching Blarg react to this stuff is honestly so funny because he’s not cracking up laughing at everything, he just cleverly commentates and it makes me laugh so much!
honestly, you make me smile and laugh thank you for being who you are and bringing joy to my life and hopefully others too, please never change and thank you for the great content
8:42 we slam the mayo on the side to use the power of gravity to get the mayo down to the nozzle (because of how much we use the mayo often) Also to answer your question on why the meat is wet: its either a prepared tray that was taken out the refrigerator very recently and the front has a small cooling system to keep the bottom cold and keep the meat & Vegetables fresh (including dressings) I hope this helps you understand because i can’t explain this well for Sh*t
5:56 "proröökisuuamis jne" it's finnish and here is a rough translation; pro cigarette mouth vocational school student etc. should propably add that it's a finnish "meme" so it doesn't make any sense in english
Blarg how dare you say you're glad Del was gone in that meme, bro literally became Del tha Ghost Rapper just for that performance (this can only be done once)
The geriatric French Canadian old dude swearing up a storm at the cheeseburger was the best. "Tabernacle" "Eater of Shit" and "Chalice" were some choice swears in there.
YOOO WHAT THOSE FINGERS DO???
Scp 096
;)
He the FingerBoi
Your mother
Salad fingers type beat
Watching Blarg react to this stuff is honestly so funny because he’s not cracking up laughing at everything, he just cleverly commentates and it makes me laugh so much!
I completely agree 👍
He’s the master of funny, and he knows what’s funny and what’s not- :shrug:
@@SSJRFoKufacts tho
I love how he's so easily amused by his fingers being stretched
Adhd at its finest 😌
“Proröökiamis jne” basically translates to “procigarettevocationalschool etc”(It's Finnish btw)
10:50 blarg discovering lobotomised memes was not something I expected to see today.
(Was honestly surprised he didn't know about lobotomised memes)
13:18 Puffer after watching Spiderman: No Way Home & his inner Green Goblin finally takes over.
@6:05 Finnish compound word, mainly consisting of slang words;
Pro= Professional
Rööki=Cigarette
Suu=Mouth
Amis=Trade school student
You're welcome. 😄
13:49 I’m definitely going to hell for laughing at that one
Meet you there, I laughed so hard I woke up my wife. I'll be there soon. .-.
"Why all orange cats got the same vibe?" - It's a proven fact that all orange cats collectively share 1 single brain cell.
Props to the man who dove under the bench when the dish hit the ground.
Damn, Matt got Edward Scissorhands to do the intro? Hell yeah!
I have no idea if Matt partakes but the first minute is so relatable to when I’m zooted
Never gets old. Thank you Blarg.
7:25 I took a drink at the exact same time as him and had the exact same reaction 😂 that was hilarious
honestly, you make me smile and laugh thank you for being who you are and bringing joy to my life and hopefully others too, please never change and thank you for the great content
Them cervix ticklers boy!😂😂
I needed a good chuckle today. Thank you Blarg
If my college gave me a bottle of liquor instead of a piece of paper I would have been much happier graduating
Hey Blarg hope you and Doug having a good day today. Can't wait for the next goons podcast episode and your next upload.
yessir more memes with the funny canadian man
Thanks for including UFC fighter Jared Cannonier’s brother at 10:12. It means a lot for the fam.
Bro really drop kicked his own child with a slide ninja sideswipe😂
i liked the animals. very cute. specially the pupper behind the fence.
WideBlarg is such a good vibe
every time blarg posts an Angel gets his wings
and then his amigos are like "why you got wings" but like in spanish
"Maybe we'll crank our f*ckin hog to the memes"
*ABSOLUUUUTELY!!!*
Having multiple cats in a single room, just causes the simulation to glitch a bit
6:37 Gotta call Soup to translate...
4:31 what did you call me?
how is matt seeing how long his fingers were at the beginning of the video so funny
8:42 we slam the mayo on the side to use the power of gravity to get the mayo down to the nozzle (because of how much we use the mayo often)
Also to answer your question on why the meat is wet: its either a prepared tray that was taken out the refrigerator very recently and the front has a small cooling system to keep the bottom cold and keep the meat & Vegetables fresh (including dressings)
I hope this helps you understand because i can’t explain this well for Sh*t
Day off and a new Blarg video.
Today is a good day
5:46 "Bro, you have wings, just LEAVE!!"
Not if one of them is injured/broken 😮😅
You know it’s gonna be a great video when there aren’t ads
Love the memes
Yo those long fingers got me fcken 💀
Puffer reacting: "this fucking sucks also I hate cats blah blah"
Blarg reacting: *exact opposite*
The Spiderman one got me😂😂
This did indeed have me crying
Blarg was built like Sid from Ice Age during the intro lmao
i dont know if its just my busted laptop but other than his facecam the entire video is just like 4 pixels and it makes it so much funnier
that cat sitting on the chair when no one saw it reminded me of my little dumbass cat shouko
5:56 "proröökisuuamis jne" it's finnish and here is a rough translation; pro cigarette mouth vocational school student etc. should propably add that it's a finnish "meme" so it doesn't make any sense in english
blarg look like stewie when he is in wide mode.
8:42 it’s because the bottle that we put it in it gets stuck at the top/bottom so we have to hit it to get it all out
Very good memie time bro
That poor flathead 😂
Hey Blarg. Heard about the fires going on Canada. Hope you're doing okay and staying safe.
Blarg how dare you say you're glad Del was gone in that meme, bro literally became Del tha Ghost Rapper just for that performance (this can only be done once)
3:46 that goofy a$$ car sounds like the lego game.
Blarg: "That's a whole ass man"
John Cena: "Are you sure about that?"
Every time Blarg picks his nose he scratches the back of his brain
can we start a petition to get Blarg to react to some idiots in cars, cos I just know he's gonna get so MAD
0:24 DAMN THOSE ARE SOME LONG ASS FINGERS
Ngl, I fucking love the WIDE Blorg
6:46 Oh yeah I have chicken burger for lunch today. I'm gonna go heat it up real quick
Its curently 12:32 and i cant sleep
I was eating subway watching this
That intro stretch makes him look like a grown up version of Stewie from Family Guy
The subway stuff is because the viscosity of it makes air bubbles and it’ll get stuck between the bubbles so it won’t come out
Burger dude straight up sounded like a public address by kim jong un
My boy got them salad fingers
The geriatric French Canadian old dude swearing up a storm at the cheeseburger was the best. "Tabernacle" "Eater of Shit" and "Chalice" were some choice swears in there.
idk why the bit where he put his hands together had me laaaauughing
8:57 nah that’s just letting my a.d.d brain take over 💀
When the vacuum tried to copy blarg's funny mike though ☠️
So we're just going to ignore Blarg calling Green Goblin, "Joker"?
Right? No one in live chat or thé comments even mentioned it
It's clearly venom
4:15am can’t be asked plugging phone in. Gonna run it dead watching blarg
'Chewnice'
Lmao its ShoeNice
Being a massive car fan, how much are you into racing ?(F1, GT racing, endurance,etc.)
7:29 was the best one fr
2:05 holy shit, that looks exactly like my dog!
2:58 maybe a favorite
6:04
"Professional cigarette in mouth like a work school student and so on"
That is what it says. 🇫🇮
Blarg, hows your air quality?
He is awesome
I love the money machine!!!!! ❤
10:07 Toss one out for the homies
the sewers just aint the same
9:05 nobody gonna say thank you Mr. President to Brent Peterson?
Those fingers be lookin’ like an SCP
GRIZZY CHILL!!!
5:40 wild pokemon battle irl
If a goose ever squares up on me my first instinct will be to throttle it's neck.
Currently cranking said hog to the memes
6:28 my peoples!!
6:35 bob dylan simulator
Never been this early
I literally said "not the za" a second before Blarg did
6:53 kingdom hearts music :)
Cornwally Bumberquilt
The mayo is super hard to get out of the bottle that’s why we do that
Blarg looking like sid the sloth
Do British moments or British memes
6:05 I translated it, it's Estonian for "In the pro-cooking tank, etc"
MONEY PRINTER TIME
To translate "Proröökisuuamis jne" it is finnish and basically means "pro cigarette mouth vocational school student etc"
torille saatana
When my leg cramp it hurt ow
10:04 origin of all UAP
Slender man ahh fingers👀🫡🤣
oh so thats how i got free chips