The vomit story reminded me of a story my cousin told me. There was a guy in his class that had a foot phobia. So when he left his computer to go to the bathroom, my cousin found the nastiest, most ronchy foot ever and set it as his background. The guy came back, saw it, and threw up. He came back to school the next year with a foot fetish
There was a story back in elementary where one kid gathered everyone, went to the corner of the school yard where there was a pond. He got in, dropped his pants and took a fat shit screaming. Then mixed it in with a stick.
In first grade I burped in my friends ear and idk why but he literally threw chocolate milk up everywhere in the middle of lunch. It was just a quick little burp but I guess he also had a weak stomach😂 it was like 06-07 so I was really young
I was eating Taco Bell while watching this video. I kept eating the whole way through the vomit story, but I actually had to set my food down when that British chick started cooking.
Your puke story reminded me of one of my own. Every time we had chicken nuggets and Mac n cheese this kid would mix his leftover ketchup and mustard in with his Mac n cheese and without fail would throw up every single time at after lunch recess
The vomit story reminds me of a time when i was in fourth grade and two of my friends in class were shaking their heads violently side to side to music, one said whoever vomits first loses. He found out that he was going to be the loser today.
5:16 I have a similar school yakking tragedy. It's was like 3rd grade. LUNCH TIME! Kid was across the table like two or three kids down, yakks all over the table. Commence chain reaction of 5-7 other kids yakking and the cafeteria being evacuated to be cleaned
Oh boy I would sure watch Blarg’s other channels if they were in his channel tab. Honestly just learned today that you have a solo channel and I’ve been subscribed for years >:(
I recognize Brazilian memes when i see them. You should get a meme compilation thats just Brazilian memes and creations. Trust me, *the buckets are not even the beggining in the world of "gambiarras" my friend*
rip the Oilers
Rip and tear
i know your pain. Go Sabres
RIP
Dabbed on
RIP oilers and leafs, and f every Canadian team who didn't make the playoffs
The vomit story reminded me of a story my cousin told me. There was a guy in his class that had a foot phobia. So when he left his computer to go to the bathroom, my cousin found the nastiest, most ronchy foot ever and set it as his background. The guy came back, saw it, and threw up. He came back to school the next year with a foot fetish
Bruhhh nahhhh 💀
nah i got the ronchiest feet
There was a story back in elementary where one kid gathered everyone, went to the corner of the school yard where there was a pond. He got in, dropped his pants and took a fat shit screaming. Then mixed it in with a stick.
@@dragunov2486 what... in.... the..... retardation...
In first grade I burped in my friends ear and idk why but he literally threw chocolate milk up everywhere in the middle of lunch. It was just a quick little burp but I guess he also had a weak stomach😂 it was like 06-07 so I was really young
I was eating Taco Bell while watching this video. I kept eating the whole way through the vomit story, but I actually had to set my food down when that British chick started cooking.
The kids in the vomit story were doing a dragon ball z level beam clash
Of course the Canadian guy is wearing the hockey jersey😂😂😂
I kinda look like you, heave
It's one of the few things we have going for us, please don't disrespect it we have nothing else
3:02 suzume is such a beautiful movie i swear 😭
Bro why does blarg always have the best memes, like the vibes are imaculate
I'd like it to be known that not all British people cook like this. Some of us do know how to make good food from other cultures 😂😂
Yh trust, i got a mean shepherds pie recipe
Exactly. Your culture’s food is so dogshit you have to continue to steal everything from other cultures.
yeah you got one. fuckin gordon ramsay congratulations
beans and toast don't count as good food
@@xxdesertstormyes it fucking does
Guys nobody tell him about the oilers 😬
I think he already knows judging by the pinned comment
Watching blarg while drunk at 3:32 am is a life changing experience
Sucks to be a Canadian Hockey fan now. I lied, it always sucks
At least since 1993. Hopefully bettman will retire soon
12:17 ,,i came to kill you. thats it, until then..(*farts*) whoops" this made laugh way more than it should've
Your puke story reminded me of one of my own. Every time we had chicken nuggets and Mac n cheese this kid would mix his leftover ketchup and mustard in with his Mac n cheese and without fail would throw up every single time at after lunch recess
Lmao vomit story sounds like a movie love you blarg your always hilarious only reason still have motivation in life
Well it seems Blarg is going to kill someone. (Online of course)
I can confirm we do not cook like that in Britain
14:27 Me: playing Forza whilst watching this video
Matt: Get it together Wyatt!
Me: what did I do?
The vomit story reminds me of a time when i was in fourth grade and two of my friends in class were shaking their heads violently side to side to music, one said whoever vomits first loses. He found out that he was going to be the loser today.
Narrator voice: "the did not have good vibes"
Two blarg videos in one day??? Im never going to sleep now
1:40 bro never played ratchet and clank enough to recognize the Omniwrench or the very recognizable music
Fucking sucks that the knights won you could tell that the oilers weren’t even playing 😭
Muh Oilers😢 Hoping for a better run next year
Coming back to this video every few weeks just to hear at the end Blarg go, “Get it together Wyatt”, and it works.
This really tickles my voice flaps
These memes seemed much better than usual and I’m here for it
Spungus Bungee
i fucking yaked so bad when "you need to try this before you judge me"
Happiest Engineers in Birmingham :
I've had a similar vomit story, but I was unfortunately in the vom cycle.
Blargs reaction on tht beef was too good 😂
godda watch this one quick before you are age-restricted again
It are mem time we is happy monkes
2:44 Love to see Toledo, OH memes make it big 🫡
that woman has been formally disowned by the British
source: i’m British
5:16 I have a similar school yakking tragedy. It's was like 3rd grade. LUNCH TIME! Kid was across the table like two or three kids down, yakks all over the table. Commence chain reaction of 5-7 other kids yakking and the cafeteria being evacuated to be cleaned
8:35 - 8:50 are two of the funniest videos I've ever seen off TikTok
my brain is too boiled for that description, made me think for a billionth of a second "how blarg fit"
4:07 the throw up story sounded like an Scary Movie Skit from the Wayan brothers! 😂😂
that "wyatt" part at the end caught me off guard, i will get it together blarg
Blarg is background noise content for cleaning house
Skoden stoodis
Blarg's child hood missed watching Mighty Python's and the quest for the holy grail
throw the holy hand grenade
Wait a minute Blarg, you had recess still in grade 6 or 7? We stopped having recess once we hit 6th grade. ( I live in Ohio)
What? You stopped having g recess?
Then again I was luckily home schooled, now I have a good and easy job.
Tryna watch your vid but my cat keeps barking at me
Bro kids about to throw up and the kids one and only thought is “Yo I know who finna love this”
Blarg I have some bad news about the oilers
love me some vile memes
LMFAO the on where the longboard wheel fell off reminds me of when my wheel exploded from getting too hot
The story about the kid throwing up had my asthma acting up. Lol
The holy hand grenade of Antioch!
Poor oilers
I'm going to be honest my immediate thought in the beginning when he said he was going to kill somebody I thought he said kiss
How to tell someone you're Canadian without telling them you're Canadian? Wear a ice hockey sweater as casual clothing.
5:58 As a man who loves mayo, even that is too much.
4:53 infinite feedback loop
I burned off my eyebrows doing a dumb with a burn barrel and gasoline
I looked up in fear when blarg said Wyatt 😂
Oh boy I would sure watch Blarg’s other channels if they were in his channel tab. Honestly just learned today that you have a solo channel and I’ve been subscribed for years >:(
I recognize Brazilian memes when i see them.
You should get a meme compilation thats just Brazilian memes and creations. Trust me, *the buckets are not even the beggining in the world of "gambiarras" my friend*
Blarg cheering for my hometown team❤😊
This one was worth a comment. Good laughs
Your description scared tf out of me 😅😅
8:52 bro put all his stats in speed alone
Anyone else see that adorable frog plushie in the background
Holy hand grenade sounds like Jonathan joestars theme
4:00 Yacking Off or something idk
Love your vids bro
My favorite joe Biden clip is when he called someone boy in a very "old fashioned" tone
3:40 Bud Light and A Busch factory's RN
Almost 10pm sending good vibes
There was a lot of clips from Brazil in this
Yoooooo!
Money Printer channel content let's gooooooo!
2:20 BLARG is getting more gnome by the recording ....HOOOOOOOO
More of a weak gag reflex if you just say stuff and they throw up
Money printer time!
that's a cool frog
3:09 this is a real vehicle in the army, i work with them and shoot rockets from them
Oh my god, an actual outro
I cant wait for this years election
6:10 Mexican kids throw up has more seasoning that whatever she cooked
That handshake tho!! I’m confused
7:38 my dono made it in the video :)
RIP the kraken
Happy blarg=happy life
MY ROOM IS LIKE 90 DEGREES PLEASE HELP ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
6:06 I think that's Kay's Cooking on UA-cam
Certified Zit Moment
The puke story is just family guy
As a knights fan, I am very sorry for blerg, especially since the oliers lost to the future champs
7:48, that sounds like grizzy
We all should’ve worn our Oilers jersey. Maybe they would’ve won at least one more game
Can’t believe he’s not a fellow leafs fan this is heartbreaking
10pm was not the move
Bro went to family guy highschool what the hell
Two blargé videos in one day??? Henck yis
In one of my classes a kid threw up wearing a mask
I want to now how he does the funny mic
i thought blarj was wearing the chris-chan shirt
Ayo what in that sandwich
"God does not love you the way you are!" Love thy neighbor unless you disagree with me in particular