Impossible pinball in a wooden cube DANGER EXTREMELY UNSAFE
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- If your comment was removed, it is because it was already covered by the following snappy answers to stupid questions:
------"Freeze the pinball to make it smaller."------
If by smaller, you mean a few ten-thousandths, then yes. But we would require the pinball to be 20% smaller, and that will not happen even if we could remove all of the heat from the pinball. That trick will not work for this application.
-------"Poplar is not a softwood, dude...
gymnosperm, angiosperm, et cetera."-------
No, Poplar (Tulipwood) does not have a softwood classification, but we aren't really talking about the structure of the tree's seed, are we? Here we are concerned with the properties of the piece of wood in question. A soft wood (two words) is recommended for this project- a piece of wood that is soft.
------"Why does the title say 'unsafe?' Is it just for views?"------
Not for views. It was a sarcastic response to the excessive safety criticism. The "impossible" part of the title was put in there for views.
------"That's unsafe!"------
Don't do it, then. I will concede that the table-saw scene was not the best way to make this cut, but if you didn't already realize that, you shouldn't be using the table-saw in the first place.
------"Your fingernails are gross."------
I have a rare condition known as nail biting, not that it should in any way concern you.
------"(anything)...anal."------
Must I really explain why I now remove these comments? The annotation has only provoked those who think that they are original by making the comment in spite of it. There has been more than 100 comments of this sort by now. Edit: Hundreds and hundreds by now. Edit#2: Perhaps now in the thousands. Real edgy.
------"I was going to subscribe, until I read your comments. Instead, I disliked this video. Your awful personality forced my hand."------
I am human, and so I do want your approval. I like to be liked, despite the fact that nobody seems to actually like me. Herein lays the paradox: I am willing to sacrifice being liked in the interest of accuracy. If you make a stupid claim, I reserve the right to pounce on it like a pissed off peregrine. Your ridiculous comments are fair game to me, and I prey on the weak. If that makes me unlikable, I will live with that. I don't want to be nasty or petty, and I want to preserve free speech, but I have learned that without moderation, comment sections tend towards a natural regression to the literary equivalent of somewhere around a stadium bathroom stall. I am moderator here, and I deserve to be, since I'm the one who made the thing you are commenting on. Free expression is being preserved here- MY free expression.
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This is a fun and simple project.
People rarely (if ever) can guess how it is done.
*Fresh-cut wood may have a moisture content of more than 80%. That is nearly as much water as the mass of the wood itself! We often forget that the wood we use to make stuff has been dried like a sponge that sat under the sink for too long. Oh, and a sponge is made of cellulose, the same organic compound that makes up much of wood. One more thing if you are still reading: cellulose is the most common organic compound found on planet Earth. Think about that next time you are about to buy a sponge for more than a buck.
Brains and craftsmanship , very well done. I guess that's why craftsmen make $35.00 hour and English majors make $10.00 an hour.
+Ron Leard Thanks. I guess that a well-trained anything should have a wide range of application. The finer our point, the easier it breaks, right?
+Ron Leard By that logic, criminal layers are the best kind of people.
35 an hour?
Most make 100 plus
+cartbart1 A person who makes 35 an hour makes about 72000 a year if they work 8 hours a day, every day, for every week in the year. That's a lot of money a year.
GradamDoesStuff
Don't know about you but some of us only take a 40 hour week five days a week
Clickbait or not, I came here to see a pinball in a wooden cube, and I got what was promised. Thumbs up.
that annotation at 6:25, i'm dying, god i love youtube
One of the best DIY videos! Not just for the clarity and completeness of the instructions but because it was concise; a rarity in DIY's. Thank you.
Thank you. Glad you liked it.
While i dont particularily care about this sort of thing, its still really nifty, and the presentation is well done and informative. Thank you :3
Much respect for calling out the irritating, unfunny, unoriginal shitfest that is the comments.
good model with the straws. I never thought of wood grain like that.
Everything you say sounds like you are pissed off and sarcastic. I love it. Mildly agressive woodworking is my new aesthetic
I would really like one of these to sit on my desk at work and confuse my coworkers.
recording these videos must be a pain. you are always giving us a good angle. thanks for making them.
Thank you for the appreciation!
I like the way you get it out.
I love that you shut down people from making stupid comments by already answering them in the description.
Pretty neat. Good explanation about wood grain with the straws.
Thanks for a cool video ;this will be added to our summer project for me and my Son's
I love the way you handle all the boneheaded comments. Really impressed with your work, too. Keep it up!
Great video, but not enogh technical info on removing the ball.
That made me laugh too. :) Here we are expecting another long process, and well, nope. The guy has a sense of humor.
hahahahaha
I'll be honest, I pulled up the description to see the unsafe explanation... Love the description
It came out good you did a nice job and watching the video was awesome good job
Thank you for your likes
i like sticking sharp tools in holes, and this video helped me with this hobby! thanks!
Pretty common woodworking for a cool end product. Well done!
Also... as a UA-cam creator myself, I will say that having "haters" and negative comments means one thing: that you've broken out of your own demographic and into the masses. Some of my most successful videos by view count are the most "disliked." It's odd, but if you're going for success by numbers, it's almost a good thing. Still.... I have to say "wow" that so many people are distraught over a wooden cube with a ball in it. Ignore them, man, you're doing a good job.
Thank you. But there is very little mass appeal to most of what I find honestly interesting. This video (and a few of the others having puzzle-like themes) may touch on both of those regions, but I don't ever expect the kind of success that you have. It is a fluke for me to have a popular vid: I am simply not likable enough. Your work, on the other hand, is a cross between a perfectly executed skill and a widely non-controversial subject. Anyhow, as soon as we let some personality slip in, we will get hate for it. I understand that; such is the reason for bland politicians. But I don't think I can tolerate the additional nastiness from outside of my target group; being misunderstood is just brutal. Well, thanks for stopping by. You make beautiful content ;)
+MICHAELHICKOXFilms A channel that I used to watch. Never expected to see you here.
+JgHaverty Oh. Well then, let's focus: What exactly _are_ you trying to say?
+pocket83 I like that you no exactly where the dirty minded viewers minds go at 6:25
I was going to subscribe, until I read your comments. Instead, I liked this video and subscribed. Your awesome personality forced my hand. ;)
Your annotations literally made me laugh out loud. Awesome. And the ending was hilarious, too - keep it up!
Also, this is by far the best analogy/illustration I've heard for wood grain. I think you should pull that part into its own video - ultra helpful.
Your description section is hilarious
Nice video, I might subscribe. But what amazes me the most is your attitude in the comment section and the way you write in arguments, you truly know how to make a point. I strongly respect this
Pretty neat! I have a suggestion that might allow you to insert a ball that is even larger in relation to the holes in the wood. I learned this technique about 45 years ago when was young and worked in a machine shop that manufactured small compressors. The problem was to install sleeves onto pistons or sleeves into cylinders that were too tight to simply ram them in with a press. What we did was give a few seconds blast on the parts that we wanted to shrink using a regular CO2 fire extinguisher. We would wait a minute or so for the cold to spread evenly through the parts to be shrunk and then they could very easily be assembled. As the parts warmed up to room temperature, they expanded and locked the pieces together.
In this project, it might be interesting to blast the pinball with CO2 or simply put it in a freezer for a couple hours. That should cause it to shrink enough to make it possible to insert into holes in the wood block that you couldn't force it into otherwise.
I am an advanced woodworker myself and I can see that you understand the properties of wood. (Many new woodworkers don't!) As you know, wood expands across the grain with moisture which is the property that you are exploiting here. That's why, for example, all-wood doors are almost always of frame & panel construction. Contrary to what many people think, that's not for looks although it does look nice. Without frame & panel construction, doors would swell and get stuck closed when humidity rose or be too loose when the air was dry.
Metal, on the other hand, expands or contracts in all directions with changing temperature. By exploiting both those principles, you may be able to make a block & ball that seems to be even more impossible.
That was an interesting read, but please understand that with respect to this project,
even drastic temperature changes help very little. The strategic addition of heat to places where incredibly small expansions are necessary does make a difference in certain tight-tolerance situations, but consider the size discrepancy between the pinball and the hole we want to stuff it in: The 1.06" ball is being pressed into a 0.875" hole, so the hole is only around 83% the size of the ball. We need a seriously drastic change, and no amount of exploiting contractive properties will accomplish this.
I've done the math before here in the comments, and so have other commenters, using the rules for thermal expansion (contraction in this case) and assuming that the pinball is mostly iron- and even if all of the heat were removed (to absolute zero), it wouldn't shrink even a percent. It's surprising. I'm amazed at how many people have assumed that this trick should work, but I just don't think they have really thought about it that much; if metal did change size by +/- 17%, imagine what things would do when temperatures changed: soda cans would rupture, doors would jam, rivets would pop out, boat hulls would buckle, windshields would crack in their frames, and so on.
Sorry to be long winded, but I would like to add that I do not wish to diminish the importance (or relevance) of thermal expansions, with respect to much of engineering. Although the changes are small, even small percentages are amplified in effect when size is increased. When I was a roofing/siding guy, I once replaced a bunch of 20' pieces of custom fascia that kept blowing down. The cause? You tell me... every place that there was a nail had a 3/8" slot that was parallel to the fascia's length, so the nails no longer held them in place.
3/8 = 0.375; 20ft = 240 inches; 0.375 / 240 = *0.0016*
This is a crude way to determine the thermal expansion for aluminum, but just as a quick idea, you can see that it is a very small percentage of the whole.
pocket83
Pinballs are steel.
jao hernandez Steel is over 98% iron.
pocket83
PInballs are steel.
Yes you need the water to get the 17%, but perhaps with temperature changes you could get 18% ... that IS better!
Anyway, thanks for the sweet video ... definitely going to have my dad make me one of these !
Thanks for warning me of the serious dangers of this forceful wood manipulation. I thought I may be able to handle it, honestly I almost threw all caution to the wind and damn near took it on alone. Then it hit me and I thought to myself "better to play it safe and leave it to the pro's". I have children for Christ sakes.
My high school wood working teacher taught me this when I was about 13. I'd finished my project earlier than the rest of the class and to keep me busy he taught me the secret to the ball in wood he kept on his desk. Naturally I then spilled the beans to all of my friends and the secret was ruined however I'm sure my teacher would have known that was going to happen and allowed it to in the name of educating young people on the properties of wood.
I liked this video a lot. Brought back some good memories of school. I'd recommend to anyone thinking of making this to hollow out the centre with a Dremel or something to allow the ball some extra play.
I also like your attitude with regards to people commenting. Keep up the good work.
Why would you cut the poor cube and take the pinball out? It was happy in there.
Agreed. I hate unhappy endings :(
I was enjoying it, until the senseless murder of that poor innocent cube.
+TooSlowTube, I can't see your comment, so can't thumb it up, but would if I could :-)
haha, that description though. I like it
A straight-forward tutorial with a good dose of personality. Great job! Try not to mind whatever negativity breeds here. Getting hung-up drains your time and energy, which, judging by your output, is too precious to waste.
Thank you.
"You want to know the secret, huh!? Well you'll have to sit through this woodworking lesson first!" Well done. I may have actually learned some woodworking.
Nice job man. You got a new sub
+John Losee prntscr.com/8rc29w It would appear that is not the case
Jesus Christ Honestly, I don't think it matters what anyone says about him since he has been right in every argument people have started with him lol
+Trophonix ikr
+Harvey Harvey thanks
I watched this video without sound because I was listening to music and man, I gotta say, your annotations are priceless!
1:14 That made my day. Thank you. I really needed that.
When you got the pin ball out at the end I was like wow how can you just destroy such a fine piece of craftsmanship t.t
very smart, and the demo on how you can split wood shown with a bundle of straws is a very good way of demonstrating this
Well done! I almost never comment, but these comments are just ridiculous, some people need to get a life. I appreciate your sense of humor when dealing with these comments. I'm not sure if I'll have time to build this anytime soon, but I really like this project, thanks for sharing!
Thanks. I think that is the case with most normal and/or decent people- they rarely comment. Here we see the bilge-rats of the internet; this is a novelty video, and it brings out the worst. My usual viewers are very nice to me, and I rarely resort to sarcasm or other nastiness. But the worst comments come from that trapped-ring puzzle vid... I'm thinking about deleting it.
Who read the description, this guy's a part time craftsman but a full time savage
One of my favorite UA-cam videos of all time
I liked the video because he gets sick of stupid comments too
Great to watch and also to see how much care you take to do things properly. Thank you.
Dude, first of all your woodworking is amazing, and second of all I love your sarcastic attitude and witty comments. You've got a for sure sub from me man! :)
Dude no joke, I liked your video, then read the description, because that is always literary gold right there, and tried to like the video again because of it.
Keep up the good work; I really enjoy your videos!
Reading the description, I like the cut of your jib.
And the cut of that cube.
Fantastic video! Been a carpenter for 40 years. Loved it!
I liked it because of the write up in the description
Likewise. His writing style demonstrates knowledge behind the arrogance. Althought it is spelled "lies", not "lays",@pocket83
Nice catch. Although such pedanticism is more telling of arrogance than good writing is. Oh, and it looks as though you've accidentally capitalized and misspelled a word there.
To be honest, I'm not quite sure that your point is entirely correct; the lay/lie forms can be difficult to diagnose, and this case feels a bit ambiguous to me.
pocket83 lay is transitive, lie is intransitive. no real ambiguity to it. but no one really cares except nerds
pocket83
I welcome the correction! Indeed that comma was out of place; it has now been replaced by a point, as intended. And I assure you, only good intentions drove me to write my previous comment; since you appear determined in your quest to perfect whatever you choose to pursue, I just thought of helping you out a little in that tiny matter.
I think I may change it to _rests_.
The description might be better than the video...haha. Awesome.
Quite interesting. Very methodical and straight to the point. I loved the detail of this presentation.
UA-cam recommended is crazy man I swear
This was cool! I liked the straw bundle bit since it made it clear to me who does not work with shop tools. But I understand science so thank you. Some people get hung up on a physical trait and attack--this is sad because you have something to say that others enjoy seeing or listening to. I would say most people enjoy it and there's always a few trolls, dullards and idiots. So forget them if they can't take a joke. Thanks for posting!
This was a good video to watch on a rainy Saturday morning. You should have shown the finished piece! The ending was good.
I just stumbled across this video by coincidence as I was mooching around and generally being unproductive.
Little did I know I was about to walk into one of the greatest UA-cam shitstorms of all time, complete with grown men arguing like know-it-all teenagers, pseudo-intellectualism and amateur psychology thrown about to distract, annoy and generally make the affair seem far smarter than it is, off-the-charts arrogance, possibly the easiest, most burning troll bait I have ever seen and some hilariously poor grammar skills to top it all off.
I don't know if you're using the table saw correctly or not. To be honest, I don't even care. But god damn, this was a good read. Hell, I didn't even watch the video because the comments - or rather, the ridiculous personalities making them - were far more entertaining. And it's been going on for TWO YEARS.
Bravo, ladies and gentlemen on both sides. This is truly a masterpiece of petty bullshit.
As it stands, I, being the creator of this video, am typically situated near the center of the "shitstorm" about which you are generalizing. I am flattered that you have found such value in my responses, and I am sorry to reply that I have found none in yours.
Also, using the phrase, "pseudo-intellectualism" automatically undermines your argument (even though you didn't really make one of any substance), and further, it firmly establishes you as a douche. Congratulations on your continued unproductivity.
Thanks, I do try.
"Do it exactly like this, kids." "Play with saws without parental supervision." "Just tell them 'It's alright I saw it on UA-cam!'."
That was really cool. And scientific too. Thanks for the upload!
Thank you!
How the fuck did I get here from watching red vs blue. But still cool.
lmao! I was watching Windborne from steam lmfao!!!
i was watching Deataifications Mielipidekysymys 2,0 Bronyt
Finpottuxz I I was watching a mexican youtuber playing Pokemon. Now thats fucking weird.
I was watching a demo for a guitar amplifier... So I'm not the only one who got here this way?
I was watching some dude repair a guitar. HAHAHHAHA
Pushing a ball into a tight small hole... Hmmm, where have I seen that before?
I'm not sure.
Golf?
RkGreekMania john Yeah, that must be it. A three hole course :D
Probus Excogitatoris pomhub?
Probus Excogitatoris freak that bitch out den tone!
Dude. I fickin love your videos. They should be boring, but they are not in the slightest. I know that I will never make any of the stuff you do, but your videos are still somehow addictive. It's just your personality I guess.
Thanks a ton for taking the time to make these!
That description is one of the most hilarious thing i have ever read.
This week in UA-cam’s random recommendations !!
Right! Same here 😁
You are a pro! not just wood working.. but quality and creativity is what I see here, you must be a workshop instructor.
Why is everyone so angry its just a good vid subscribed and liked
Alwin Molenaar Lot of ignorant people who don't know they're ignorant people who will try to top my response or yours. I substituted the word people for expletives deleted so I wouldn't get edited. LOL
That was cool!!
always wondered how that was done....
The video was great. 9 out of 10 , the description on the other hand .10 out of 10. Thank you. Thumbs up
You know you've been on the internet for too long when you expect eggs to be thrown at the darn thing halfway through the video, and things going rapidly downhill from there...
+Atl essa HowToBasic
HOWTOBASIC!! :D
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+Atl essa Oh the many gifts of How to Basic.
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"I was going to subscribe, until I read your comments. Instead, I..." That paragraph alone made my day. Good project and great description!
Magic, I never would have guessed that is how you did it. Excellent voice over too. Unlike a lot of instructional videos, you had everything ready and the camera angle and focus correct. A few could learn from you. Good luck.
nice work i had a feeling you were gonna do that a the end. I was like "nooooooooo the craftsmanshippppp " lol. thx for the vid
oh man this is hella cool
one day ill do this
one day
I love how he just completely rekt all the haters in the desc! This guys brilliant.
Lmfao. I love the sarcastic ass title, description, and annotations throughout the video. Thanks for the good laugh.
As soon as I saw you on the table saw, I was like, This is going to get the haters all riled up!
I worked in a cabinet shop for awhile and various other places using a table saw and I got so sick of listening to the hacks bitch me out for not using their stupid little push sticks. They'd argue themselves blue in the face that it was "Safe", yet I watched them slip or jump the material with them multiple times. Luckily I never had to watch any of them lose their fingers.
Honestly, to this day, I still stand by the fact that having your hand on the fence and being in full control of that hand is the way safer than those damn wimp sticks. They only offer a false sense of security
That cut was still not very good form. This cut should've been avoided, or done with a clamp and sled setup. But I agree that push sticks here would be stupid.
So much wealth in this video, all the way to your description. I love the wording you applied to of one of my pet peeves in life, the thoughts that some people allow their selves not only to entertain but to actually speak or write: "comment sections tend towards a natural regression to the literary equivalent of somewhere around a stadium bathroom stall".
this is a meme in my second period class now... everyone says "this is one of my favorites"
;)
+pocket83 this is one of my favorites
I cut the cube just like it said to in the video and accidentally gave myself a vasectomy. 0/10 project is not safe!
Probably for the best- at least now you won't have to worry yourself with the safety of your kids.
I like the ending... I made this and then watched your video. I showed the cube to my friend and she sat there for an hour trying to get the marble out. Finally I just broke it open for her. Simple.
I gave it a like just for the comments and description! (( but seriously, pretty neat - thanks for sharing. ))
Poor pinball was loving it's new home and you go in like a slumlord and bust down it's home.
Now i understand why taking phones apart appears to be so easy with you doing it! Seems you've been around , messing with stuffs for quite a while!
Thumbs up for that
What an interesting video, and very informative. Thanks! I really enjoyed watching it. And I didn't find you rude, and your personality seems really quite nice. Can't imagine what some of your commenters are talking about.
Thanks. They usually have only petty grievances. For example, a usual "discussion" starts by telling me how disgusting my fingernails are. I then respond with my usual wit. They expect that I should kowtow to them for their service, but I don't. Next, they call me arrogant, and I up the dosage of sarcasm. It's a nasty cycle.
I am seldom rude to reasonable or articulate commenters- even if I disagree with their points. Unless their critiques are just nit-picks (which I will admit, do become tedious). Eh, I'm only human. Sorry for the bad vibes. I truly hope I am nice; after a few thousand times being called a certain profanity, one begins to wonder.
I bet you smell bad, too. ;-)
+pocket83 I like your fingernails *no sarcasm whatsoever*
Very nice...
Wow, the straw analogy was awesome. First time I really understood wood grain. Also, I applaud your moderation policy.
The noise when you're rounding the edges is so cute lol
The description is better than the vídeo itself lol
Great video. And your comments on people's comments were fantastic.
The Key is Soft Wood soaked in water, soft wood swells when soaked, soaking can take a day or two. The miner oil on bearing also helps, after ball is inserted allow wood block to cure or dry out. When it does it will shrink back down to size inside and out. LOL Grandpa was a Carpenter I loved to watch him, my self I started with wood and worked my way up to toolmaker in the steel industry. Nice work Pocket83 you tease
You literally explained exactly what he did in the video.
I honestly had no 'impure' thoughts until you brought it up. XD
I thought the "How to remove pinball" method was going to be a lot more in depth, kind of made me chuckle. Good Video!!! I like how you explained the details on the router table, could have saved some people some fingers!
Class Video & well laid out and explained, Greetings Mrhandwerk :)
I didn't have any impure thoughts until you brought it up :/ lol nice vid though
Thank you. I enjoyed this...now off the the shop to make a few of them for gifts!
6:24 I'd never have imagined or laughed if you haven't stated in your annotations there
I guess it's like the Oracle said:
"what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?"
I personally loved the way you ended the video. Remarkably funny little bait-and-switch humor there.
I was going to shamelessly watch and leave without interaction, but then I saw you ripping idiots a new one in the description. If I could give two thumbs up.
The dude is straight up savage.
The only danger here is in wasting your time watching.
Oh, I'm sorry, did my silly video interrupt the completion of your doctoral thesis? You must have tripped, fell, and landed on UA-cam watching puzzle videos.
pocket83 You talk and sound exactly like L from Death Note.
demario foster I think he sounds more like Jelal from fairytail but does indeed talk like L. Nice call
demario foster I agree
pocket83 This is not a puzzle video. Its a lesson in wood working. Smart ass
Thank you pocket83, I did enjoy your video and I look forward to enjoying many more you have a much more relaxing voice than most DIY guys on here.
that's awesome! at first I thought you were gonna scorch the ball into the wood or something silly like that, but I soon as you put in water I knew what was going on. thanks for the great vid, I will definitely try this at home. oh, and also, for the people who are saying its dangerous: duh! but if you're an experience woodworker it shouldn't really be a problem if you're confident in your skill and precision, so calm down. and seriously, its not THAT dangerous.
Thanks! It will also work with a big marble, in case you don't have a pinball sitting around. Good luck ;)
pocket83 would it be possible to make a smaller cube with ball bearing or something, or would it increase the risk of splitting the wood? I'm thinking about making into a collection of 5 or so of these things, each one bigger than the other.
marko M Sure. Give it a try. In order to size the drill bit (hole) to the ball, just keep in mind this fraction, from the numbers I used: 0.875 / 1.06, which equals around 83%, so the hole is 83% the size of the ball. Just use a calculator to find the correct drill bit to ball size for your application; you just punch it in, trying different sized bits until it is around .83, and it should work.
pocket83 many thanks :D
so whats the purpose in my life for having a pinball inside a wooden box?
It has about the same reason for being as a bat-shaped boomerang with razor edges, but you have a whole belt full of those, don't you? What if one actually came back for once, and you tried to catch it? And at least my knick-knacks don't pose a risk to children. Also, vigilantism is illegal, so I hope UA-cam traces you back to your stupid guano cave. Just because you have tons of money, you think you can decide what justice is? I don't think so. You are a masked menace, and I will eventually destroy you and this city, once my hypno-puzzle box is finally completed.
Oh, and everybody knows that those aren't your _real_ chest muscles. It just looks lame.
in my world its legal,
in youre case its useless.
batman Holy unimpressive superheroes, Batman. It's the "dim knight!" I can see that you are definitely not the one it needs right now. I could do this all day, but I have stuff to do. Go ask Alfred to explain the different forms of "your" to you.
pocket83 da faq man? thats just rude.
It's just cool. Showing it to others and have them try and figure out how it was done etc, but if you seriously can't see that and understand it without someone explaining it to you, then you should hang up your cape, as you certainly don't have the deductive reasoning skills that would be necessary of a heroic crimefighter
That description is God's gift to us humans
This was amazing, the video was cool, but the comment section...xD. That was about 30 minutes of people being...well, bored. So they act like trolls, and try to insult the maker of this video and others. But, pocket83, I give you props for not "feeding the trolls" and responding to the comment correctly. lol
That table saw use scared the hell out of me!